#Soylent | Logs for 2016-08-06
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[00:17:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NIST Recommends Against Using SMS for 2-Factor Authentication - http://sylnt.us - you-mean-plain-text-isn't-safe
[00:48:32] <SirFinkus> sucked last night, still sucks
[00:48:36] <SirFinkus> Subsentient
[00:48:54] * Subsentient vomits down SirFinkus' throat
[00:49:24] <SirFinkus> I did hear this extremely average progressivish metal the other day, saw the first song title, and thought of you though https://www.youtube.com
[00:49:29] <systemd> ^ 03What The Blood Revealed - Harbour of Devils (Full Album) - YouTube
[00:53:46] <Subsentient> lol
[00:54:06] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I do love Tesseract, but yeah, I also love Dark Tranquillity.
[00:54:21] <Subsentient> I've loved them for years and years
[00:55:59] <SirFinkus> you're not gonna live it down
[00:56:36] <SirFinkus> just so much average progressive metal around
[00:56:39] <SirFinkus> it's depressing
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[01:06:46] <Subsentient> SirFinkus, They're melodic death metal. You might want to hear a couple more of their songs.
[01:07:00] <SirFinkus> listened to all 3 you posted
[01:07:02] <SirFinkus> been more than fair
[01:07:03] <Subsentient> alright, I gotta take a shower because I can smell myself.
[01:07:16] <Subsentient> whatever blows your goat :^)
[01:07:27] <SirFinkus> that would be your mother
[01:07:41] <SirFinkus> she's working her way up to my dog, and she hopes, me
[01:23:31] <cmn32480> dear God.. I just took a shit King Kong would be proud of
[01:23:33] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nbcnews.com
[01:23:34] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:23:59] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:24:04] <Runaway1956> Eddie rides off into the sunset on a blue Harley
[01:27:30] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:28:00] <Runaway1956> Pennywise moved to Wisconsin it seems.
[01:28:12] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[01:28:17] <systemd> ^ 03Clown carrying black balloons gives Wisconsin city the creeps | Fox News
[01:31:12] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[01:31:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:31:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[01:46:54] * cmn32480 goes back to killing zombies
[01:48:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quick Summary of Zika in the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - bite-sized-information
[02:22:10] <Runaway1956> https://jill-stein-for-president-store.myshopify.com
[02:22:11] <systemd> ^ 03Products – Jill Stein For President Store
[02:22:37] <Runaway1956> Wonder if this will work?
[02:22:45] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.jill2016.com
[02:22:46] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:23:09] <Runaway1956> cool - someone may click on it while it lasts in the queue
[02:23:11] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:34:41] <cmn32480> and deleted
[02:35:17] <cmn32480> shoudln't you be at work?
[02:41:02] <Runaway1956> It's half past - I'm slowly getting ready
[02:42:12] <Runaway1956> Why deleted? It's information for people who might want to click. It's not like MSM offers real coverage to third parties.
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[03:50:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Game Over Security Researchers - DARPA's AI Bug Hunters Are Coming for Your Jobs - http://sylnt.us - automated-intelligence
[05:21:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ESPN Airs the National Drone Racing Championships - http://sylnt.us - in-my-day-we-used-pigeons
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[06:52:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Glitch Puts Aziz Ansari Stand-Up Subtitles Over Nature Documentary, Hilarity Ensues - http://sylnt.us - parks,-recreation-and-nature
[07:19:55] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com my shit right now
[07:19:55] <systemd> ^ 03MONSTER MAGNET - Watch Me Fade (Official Lyric Video) | Napalm Records - YouTube
[07:26:46] <SirFinkus> original is better, but the band is so far up its own ass that it's started releasing remixes of their own albums
[07:39:32] <Naze> lmao
[07:41:01] <SirFinkus> not old shit either
[07:41:18] <SirFinkus> they released one album, then a year later, released a remix of it
[07:41:31] <SirFinkus> and now they're working backwards
[07:42:14] <Naze> sounds pretty ridiculous
[07:43:33] <SirFinkus> it is
[07:47:07] <Naze> I don't think I've heard of anything quite like that
[07:47:19] <Naze> were they big or something?
[07:47:43] <SirFinkus> moderately successful
[07:47:45] <SirFinkus> still around
[07:48:01] <Naze> I've never heard of em
[07:48:03] <SirFinkus> apparently they had a song in the matrix, but I don't remember it
[07:48:49] <Naze> me either lol
[07:49:07] <Naze> so good it wasn't even memorable
[07:49:37] <SirFinkus> they weren't as good back then
[07:49:54] <Naze> they don't really sound that good to me now
[07:50:26] <SirFinkus> fair nuff
[07:51:05] <Naze> didn't mean to shit on your parade, it's just not for me lol
[07:51:18] <SirFinkus> parade not shat on
[07:51:29] <SirFinkus> I still like it,
[08:23:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Gets its Own Branded Air Cargo Plane With 39 More to Follow - http://sylnt.us - on-a-wing-and-a-prayer
[08:26:04] <Naze> if only they could build that teleporter
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[10:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:18:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2778
[10:25:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jade Rabbit: China's Moon Rover Dies - http://sylnt.us - rabbit-sees-stars
[10:41:14] <Naze> that's a lot of coffee
[10:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[10:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[10:54:15] * MrPlow whips up a knuckle sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:54:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> traitorous bot
[11:06:48] <Naze> #sammich
[11:06:48] * MrPlow whips up a unicorns and rainbows sammich for Naze
[11:07:04] <Naze> the bots heart's in the right place
[11:13:19] <xhedit> #sammich naze
[11:13:19] * MrPlow looks around but does not see naze
[11:13:30] <xhedit> #sammich Naze
[11:13:30] * MrPlow sneaks up behind Naze and cuts their throat
[11:13:30] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced Naze's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[11:36:09] <Naze> how inviting, the call of death.
[12:04:33] <xhedit> coffee += 2
[12:04:37] <xhedit> ;[
[12:52:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> you could just coffee++ twice
[12:52:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> breakfast++
[12:52:24] <Bender> karma - breakfast: 6
[12:57:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Developer Died 14 Years Ago, Here's a Print Out of His Source Code - http://sylnt.us - we-spared-all-the-expense
[13:07:12] <xhedit> true
[13:07:17] <xhedit> coffee++, coffee++
[14:06:58] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[14:06:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2779
[14:10:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[14:10:48] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:11:13] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> .deop aqu4
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[14:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.phoronix.com
[14:21:58] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[14:22:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[14:22:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll do up a proper sub later i guess
[14:34:55] <Runaway1956> Beautify America - shoot a Democrat AND a Republican.
[14:37:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, so freaking hot outside already. not even 10am and it's sucked the will to live (or at least not take a nap) out of me.
[14:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[14:37:28] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - currently 82°F, partly cloudy, wind SE at 0 mph, humidity 78% - Saturday scattered thunderstorms (71°F:89°F), Sunday partly cloudy (67°F:88°F), Monday mostly sunny (68°F:89°F), Tuesday sunny (72°F:90°F)
[14:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> lies. my thermometer says 88 already.
[14:38:16] <Runaway1956> My RAID is plain old Linux software RAID - mdadm for the win
[14:38:46] <Runaway1956> I don't look at thermometers, they only make me feel worse
[14:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> they make me feel better when i'm not out in it.
[14:39:17] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[14:39:19] <exec> 10Dallas, TX, USA - currently 89°F / 32°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 57% - Saturday sunny (82°F:102°F / 28°C:39°C), Sunday mostly sunny (82°F:102°F / 28°C:39°C), Monday mostly sunny (81°F:102°F / 27°C:39°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (81°F:101°F / 27°C:38°C)
[14:39:39] <Runaway1956> I'm going with the 32C and pretend it's freezing outside
[14:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wouldn't bundle up
[14:40:05] <Runaway1956> https://days.to
[14:40:05] <systemd> ^✓ 03How many days until Winter?
[14:40:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw winter. i want me some september.
[14:40:36] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:40:38] * exec homogeneously twerks a stocking of rainbow for TheMightyBuzzard
[14:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[14:40:43] <cmn32480> ~gday Runaway1956
[14:40:45] * exec dexterously connects a broken promise of pocket cmn to cmn32480
[14:40:46] * exec retroactively scissors a misused Excel sheet of your grandmother's queefs for Runaway1956
[14:41:04] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:41:18] <Runaway1956> ~gday cmn21480
[14:41:20] * exec insatiably hucks a teaspoon of sammiches at cmn21480
[14:41:24] <cmn32480> I'd go w/ rainbows
[14:41:32] <cmn32480> a poromise of pocket semen doesnt
[14:41:35] <cmn32480> sound good
[14:42:09] <Runaway1956> The wife says her okra plants are burnt up - I won't grieve for them.
[14:42:19] <Runaway1956> Now, tomatoes are a whole 'nother story.
[14:42:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, okra don't die from the heat. it thrives in OK during 115F days.
[14:42:48] <cmn32480> you forget to shade your garden from the intense Texas moon?
[14:43:00] <cmn32480> or just forget ot water
[14:43:13] <Runaway1956> Well, she says - I ain't going out there to try to resuscitate stupid swamp weeds
[14:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> heretic, how dare you live in the midwest and not like okra?!
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[14:44:01] * Runaway1956 is not a Southern boy - he doesn't like okra, and only tolerates corn bread
[14:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich Runaway1956
[14:44:14] * MrPlow sneaks up behind Runaway1956 and cuts their throat
[14:44:14] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced Runaway1956's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[14:44:16] <cmn32480> he's saner then the rest of you nutjobs?
[14:44:21] <Runaway1956> Back home, we fed corn meal to the chickens
[14:46:21] <xhedit> kale is the only leaf i eat
[14:46:26] <Runaway1956> Here's a funny one from Russia - https://www.rt.com
[14:46:33] <systemd> ^ 03Highway to hell: Bridge built of gravestones shocks Russian village — RT Viral ( https://www.rt.com )
[14:46:56] <Runaway1956> I thought it was going to be a Nazi story, but, no, it's all Russian
[14:48:04] <xhedit> is new concrete that expensive in russia?
[14:48:18] <Runaway1956> The Jade Rabbit died, does that mean that China is pregnant?
[14:48:51] <Runaway1956> xhedit - they apparently had an old rotten wood bridge until they used the metal from the "grave stones"
[14:49:59] <xhedit> i'm goth enough to think it's cool but don't see why they couldnt use concrete which is pretty cheap
[14:51:45] <cmn32480> "This is when old metal gravestones found in a dumpster near a local cemetery came in handy. "
[14:51:50] <cmn32480> from tfa
[14:51:52] <Runaway1956> Concrete isn't very cheap anymore. When I was working construction, it went up from about $35 to $50, to $75 - when I ordered my last order, it was right at $82
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[14:52:05] <Runaway1956> I think they stopped making rocks or something.
[14:53:41] <xhedit> i haven't mixed any in a couple years.. damn rent seekers
[14:54:14] * Runaway1956 hasn't mixed his own concrete in decades - then only for little bitty jobs
[14:54:49] <Runaway1956> When I think of pouring concrete, I think of keeping two pump trucks busy for twelve hours or more, with a train of mixers delivering
[14:54:55] <cmn32480> call the truck and have them pour
[14:55:01] <cmn32480> that is the way we always did it
[14:55:16] <xhedit> yeah if you want a big slab might as well do it that way
[14:55:20] <xhedit> it's a fuckload of work
[14:55:38] <cmn32480> we did 2 sidewalks and a slab that way when I was a kid
[14:55:50] <Runaway1956> Seldom used pump trucks for slabs -
[14:56:11] <cmn32480> nah this was the traditional big rotating tub
[14:56:37] <Runaway1956> In the 90's we set several records for "biggest shit yet" when we built the paper mill in Ashdown, Ar
[14:56:42] <cmn32480> they poured.. we spread
[14:56:59] <Runaway1956> Huge ass floating slab that the paper machine sits on? Hu-fucking-mongous
[14:57:09] <cmn32480> I took out that record last night when I took the biggest shit ever recorded by mn
[14:57:28] <cmn32480> oh... you meant the concrete
[14:57:40] <Runaway1956> Ehhh, all those records were broken soon after, when they built bigger paper mills in other countries
[14:57:50] <Runaway1956> I think the record today is in Norway
[14:58:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Blackberry Enters a New Era, Files 105-Page Patent Lawsuit Against Avaya - http://sylnt.us - if-all-else-fails,-get-the-lawyers
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[14:59:42] <xhedit> i have a friend who's worked on rim patents. they have a metric fuckload and shitty biz practices
[14:59:44] <Runaway1956> Why do I open Facebook? Someone posted "missing persons of Arkansas", and I see some chick's cleavage.
[15:00:19] <cmn32480> I think you answered your own question
[15:00:20] <Runaway1956> I guess I'm supposed to look down girl's shirts until I find the missing chick
[15:00:28] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:00:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2780
[15:01:42] <Runaway1956> And, then, there is Shreveport Tactical - they are offering to finance the guns they sell you. WTF? A guy who can't afford a gun doesn't NEED a fucking gun!
[15:02:27] <xhedit> just get the walmart $99 special srsly
[15:03:15] <xhedit> or go to a pawn shop and get the sketchiest weapon from 1955
[15:03:37] <cmn32480> runaway - what's the interest rate?
[15:03:53] <Runaway1956> Dunno - let me scroll back to it . . .
[15:04:31] <Runaway1956> stand by for long URL
[15:04:45] <Runaway1956> https://www.facebook.com
[15:04:47] <systemd> ^ 03Shreveport Tactical - Timeline | Facebook
[15:04:58] <Runaway1956> I can't be arsed to learn how to use a URL shortener
[15:05:27] <cmn32480> 24 months same as cash
[15:06:01] <cmn32480> own your very own <insert weapon here> for only $100 /month
[15:06:03] <Runaway1956> So, that's interest free, if you pay it off in two years
[15:06:14] <cmn32480> yep
[15:06:20] <Runaway1956> If you don't pay it off, they send a SWAT team to repossess it
[15:06:35] <cmn32480> do that shit all the time w/ HomeDepot / Blowes
[15:07:01] <cmn32480> did the furniture in my living/family room that way
[15:07:11] <cmn32480> new HVAC system in the townhouse
[15:07:21] <Runaway1956> Somehow, I just can't see financing a weapon that way.
[15:07:32] <cmn32480> somebody wants to lend me the $$ and it don't cost me nuthin', I'm gonna take it
[15:07:38] <cmn32480> long as I know it'll get paid off
[15:07:45] <xhedit> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[15:07:46] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:07:51] <cmn32480> like any other <thing>
[15:08:11] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:08:20] <Runaway1956> There is some damned THING in my house, that alarms out at random times, and I haven't found it yet
[15:08:42] <Runaway1956> Sounds like sound effects from TRON or something
[15:08:46] <cmn32480> mine is the battery warning on the verizon box that the fiber comes in on
[15:09:05] <cmn32480> is it more of a chirp? or a beep?
[15:09:24] <Runaway1956> It is a kind of musical warbling thing
[15:10:09] <cmn32480> doorbell need a new battery?
[15:10:18] <Runaway1956> If the batterie are stale, I wish they would hurry up and die.
[15:10:58] <Runaway1956> Door bell? Uhhhh - this is rural country. We don't do doorbells. When someone comes in the yard, the dogs go crazy, and the sheep attacks
[15:11:42] <Runaway1956> Last year, we had a trio of Jehovah's witnesses come in the yard, and one of them got knocked on his ass by the ram
[15:11:52] * Runaway1956 wonders why they haven't been back
[15:12:02] <cmn32480> Rags takes care of it
[15:12:42] <Runaway1956> LOL - Rags is NOT the wife's favorite dog. I keep telling her that if she's mean to my dog, I'll be mean to her.
[15:13:16] <Runaway1956> But Rags loves her. While she was gone to town, Rags missed her so much, she found some of the wife's tennis shoes to chew on.
[15:13:24] <cmn32480> given Rag's propensity to roll in the mud.. I'd wager not
[15:14:09] <Runaway1956> Can't believe how big that tiny puppy has gotten - she's short bodied, but thick and powerful.
[15:14:31] <Runaway1956> But she's got the gentlest mouth - I think she's half bird dog.
[15:14:43] <Runaway1956> Chew on you all day long, and never hurt you.
[15:15:03] <cmn32480> unless you are the wife's tennis shoes
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[15:15:21] <Runaway1956> Mehhh - I didn't hear the shoes screaming or anything.
[15:15:33] * cmn32480 tries to decide if he is gonna make the 90 minute trip to LLBena to look at a new backpack
[15:16:11] <cmn32480> fair 'nuff
[15:18:21] * Runaway1956 reflects on mankind's greatest invention
[15:18:33] <cmn32480> earplugs?
[15:18:49] <cmn32480> condoms?
[15:18:52] <Runaway1956> Close - headphones
[15:19:20] <Runaway1956> The wife is watching some inane movie just a few feet away, and I don't have to hear one single irritating bitche's voice
[15:24:27] <cmn32480> she have on headphones or you?
[15:24:46] <Runaway1956> She does - I'm listening to the purr of the air conditioner
[15:25:13] <Runaway1956> Neither she nor I has speakers hooked up to our computers,
[15:25:56] <cmn32480> nice
[15:26:03] <cmn32480> mine are surround sound
[15:32:43] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[15:32:49] <systemd> ^ 03Mairzy Doats - Dodie Stevens - YouTube
[15:33:13] <Runaway1956> The name challenged parents named their baby Clover
[15:33:25] <Runaway1956> So, I change the lyrics just a little bit
[15:33:30] <Runaway1956> little lambs eat clover
[15:33:58] <Runaway1956> The kid will be terrified to go outdoors with all the sheep around
[15:59:34] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i think iceland got it right by limiting what you can name your kid to a list of about 400 names.
[15:59:54] <Gravis> Runaway1956: then again, it's a great way to spot people with dumbass parents
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[16:21:47] <cmn32480> frickin zombies keep kicking my ass
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[17:00:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rapid Heating of Milk Can Extend Shelf Life By Weeks - https://soylentnews.org - isn't-this-just-uht-milk?
[17:02:45] <Gravis> population problem: solved! https://soylentnews.org
[17:02:46] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
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[19:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[19:10:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6312, owned by CEBOD-TELECOM
[19:17:30] * cmn32480 smells troll on that one
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[19:34:44] <pinchy> has anyone actually ever been awarded those FBI etc. 'rewards for information leading to arrest of suspect'?
[19:35:28] <pinchy> wonder if you can FOIA request a list
[19:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i expect so
[19:35:53] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - you guys goof up the link shortner?
[19:36:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, dunno. might've
[19:36:16] <cmn32480> see Bender's last post in thie channel
[19:37:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> still works manually
[19:37:09] <cmn32480> you break Bender?
[19:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah but nc did poke n prod some stuff on beryllium today
[19:37:50] <cmn32480> ahhh
[19:38:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno shit about bender or i'd look into it
[19:38:13] <cmn32480> it still worked when bender pushed at 10:58:49
[19:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually i'll look into it anyway. can't be hard to find.
[19:39:28] <cmn32480> next story will drop in about 20 min... then bender will wait however long and post...
[19:39:43] <cmn32480> maybe NC borked adn fixed
[19:41:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> bender's on a 15m timer to check the rss feed which generates every 10m i think. might be the other way around.
[19:42:12] <cmn32480> so we hurry up and wait
[19:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can if ya like. ima take a nap. far as i'm concerned it's a luxury rather than a necessity.
[19:43:08] <cmn32480> not a problem.
[19:43:14] <cmn32480> have a good zzzzzz
[19:43:29] <cmn32480> I'ma kill me some zombies... then change the oil in the wife's car
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[20:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i fixed it. moved it to https instead of http
[20:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[20:09:59] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6312, owned by CEBOD-TELECOM
[20:10:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> !help
[20:10:17] <Bender> documentation for jsonbot can be found at http://jsonbot.org
[20:10:21] <Bender> see !list for loaded plugins and "!help plugin" for help on the plugin.
[20:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> !list
[20:10:25] <Bender> available plugins: admin, cfg, chan, chatlog, core, fleet, grabquote, ignore, irc, karma, koffie, lod, markov, more, plug, relay, soylentrss, sylnt, todo, twitter, uidchecker, urlinfo, user
[20:10:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> !help sylnt
[20:10:46] <Bender> help on sylnt: arguments: <url> - get sylnt short url from provided url.
[20:10:50] <Bender> permissions: OPER, USER, GUEST - location: myplugs.common.sylnt - examples: sylnt http://jsonbot.org
[20:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> !sylnt https://soylentnews.org
[20:11:08] <Bender> http://sylnt.us
[20:11:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> pachow
[20:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> should work now then
[20:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.techdirt.com
[20:12:06] <systemd> ^ 03Awesome Stuff: Don't Miss Our New Vote2016() T-Shirt | Techdirt
[20:12:50] <cmn32480> think I fixed exec too
[20:13:02] <cmn32480> have to let crutchy know
[20:13:58] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy to add an https:// to the wikihost variable in wiki_lib.php due to changes in the site SSL landscape
[20:14:23] <cmn32480> ok
[20:14:36] <cmn32480> time to go change the wife's oil so she'll stop beating me up
[20:21:41] <xhedit> ~weather
[20:21:42] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[20:23:33] <xhedit> ~weather 20001
[20:23:34] <exec> 10Washington, DC 20001, USA - currently 82°F / 28°C, cloudy, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 78% - Saturday isolated thunderstorms (71°F:89°F / 22°C:32°C), Sunday sunny (72°F:89°F / 22°C:32°C), Monday partly cloudy (72°F:84°F / 22°C:29°C), Tuesday mostly cloudy (75°F:84°F / 24°C:29°C)
[20:23:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> xhedit, ~weather-add yourlocation if you want it to work without telling it where you are every time
[20:23:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto #weather and #weatheradd
[20:32:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Boson That Was Never There - http://sylnt.us - it-is-just-hiding
[20:33:31] * TheMightyBuzzard flexes
[20:47:01] <cmn32480> xhedit - DC is also aliased
[20:47:07] <cmn32480> ~weather hell
[20:47:09] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 81°F / 27°C, cloudy, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 81% - Saturday isolated thunderstorms (71°F:89°F / 22°C:32°C), Sunday sunny (72°F:89°F / 22°C:32°C), Monday partly cloudy (72°F:85°F / 22°C:29°C), Tuesday mostly cloudy (75°F:84°F / 24°C:29°C)
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[20:58:23] <xhedit> lols
[20:58:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> !help fleet
[20:58:46] <Bender> can't find help on fleet
[20:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> !help karma
[20:58:55] <Bender> help on karma: arguments: <item> - show karma of item.
[20:58:59] <Bender> permissions: OPER, USER, GUEST - location: jsb.plugs.common.karma - examples: karma jsb
[20:59:10] <pinchy> blip chasers unite to form LHCitron
[20:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> zat so?
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[21:07:24] <cmn32480> yep exec is fixed
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[22:03:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Robert Fano Dead at Age 98 - http://sylnt.us - his-memoirs-are-encrypted
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