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[03:30:02] <cmn32480> !quote NCommander
[03:30:02] <Bender> Quote 0 - <NCommander> mattie_p, I dunno, are you going to mail me an explosive device if I have you edit ANOTHER 3k novel?
[03:30:06] <Bender> Also in quotes: 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22, 23, 25, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 35, 37, 42, 43, 46, 52, 53, 54, 55, 58, 61, 62, 66, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 89, 90, 91, 93, 95, 98, 99, 101, 102, 110, 111, 112, 114, 118, 119, 122, 123
[03:30:40] -!- NCommander [NCommander!~mcasadeva@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mcasadevall] has joined #staff
[03:30:40] -!- mode/#staff [+v NCommander] by Ares
[03:30:43] <NCommander> !quote
[03:30:43] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[03:30:46] <NCommander> !quote NCommander
[03:30:46] <Bender> Quote 0 - <NCommander> mattie_p, I dunno, are you going to mail me an explosive device if I have you edit ANOTHER 3k novel?
[03:30:50] <Bender> Also in quotes: 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22, 23, 25, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 35, 37, 42, 43, 46, 52, 53, 54, 55, 58, 61, 62, 66, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 89, 90, 91, 93, 95, 98, 99, 101, 102, 110, 111, 112, 114, 118, 119, 122, 123
[03:31:33] <NCommander> !quote 123
[03:31:33] <Bender> Quote 123 - <NCommander> I like that xlefay is back, it makes it that much easier to keep dominance on the quotes database
[03:31:39] <NCommander> !quote 122
[03:31:39] <Bender> Quote 122 - <NCommander> Effective management is like effective torture, you need to use just the right amount
[03:31:46] <NCommander> !quote 119
[03:31:46] <Bender> Quote 119 - <NCommander> xlefay, I play idlerpg like I play real life. With determination and a big stick
[03:31:52] <NCommander> !quote 118
[03:31:53] <Bender> Quote 118 - <NCommander> xlefay, quick, point me at the federal government!
[03:31:56] <NCommander> !quote 117
[03:31:56] <Bender> Quote 117 - <mrcoolbp> see ya all later
[03:31:59] <NCommander> !quote 114
[03:31:59] <Bender> Quote 114 - <NCommander> Oh fuck it
[03:32:02] <NCommander> !quote 111
[03:32:02] <Bender> Quote 111 - <xlefay> NCommander, the problem is it banging apache straight and not using a condom (e.g. varnish)
[03:32:09] <NCommander> !quote 110
[03:32:09] <Bender> Quote 110 - <NCommander> */RAGE*
[03:32:11] <NCommander> !quote 101
[03:32:12] <Bender> Quote 101 - <xlefay> I really should just /ignore NCommander, it's just so hard not to !grab his lines.
[03:32:14] <NCommander> !quote 102
[03:32:14] <Bender> Quote 102 - <NCommander> janrinok, we are firefighters :-)
[03:32:18] <NCommander> !quote 5
[03:32:18] <Bender> Quote 5 - <NCommander> Cats go physco when you light them on fire
[03:32:20] <NCommander> !quote 4
[03:32:20] <Bender> Quote 4 - <cosurgi> !grab cosurgi
[03:32:22] <NCommander> !quote 7
[03:32:22] <Bender> Quote 7 - <NCommander> I SHALL SMOOTHER THEM WITH PAPERWORK
[03:32:25] <NCommander> !quote 8
[03:32:25] <Bender> Quote 8 - <NCommander> shit
[03:32:27] <NCommander> !quote 9
[03:32:27] <Bender> Quote 9 - <NCommander> !grab NCommander
[03:32:30] <NCommander> !quote 10
[03:32:30] <Bender> Quote 10 - <NCommander> You know, I noticed most of my quotes have to do with mattie_p. I smell the start of a wonderful bromance.
[03:32:35] <NCommander> !quote 11
[03:32:35] <Bender> Quote 11 - <stderr> NCommander: No, you shall only do me once... But do me right... Not: <NCommander> !todo stderr -> stderr_dk
[03:32:40] <NCommander> !quote 12
[03:32:40] <Bender> Quote 12 - <NCommander> mattie_p, true
[03:32:43] <NCommander> !quote 13
[03:32:43] <Bender> Quote 13 - <NCommander> Right, next on the TODO list: personalities for the staff
[03:32:46] <NCommander> !quote 15
[03:32:46] <Bender> Quote 15 - <NCommander> xlefay, somehow, this is your fault. I dunno why it is, but it is ...
[03:32:49] <NCommander> !quote 17
[03:32:49] <Bender> Quote 17 - <NCommander> You know, I can threaten the editoral staff with !quote 1
[03:32:53] <NCommander> !quote 19
[03:32:53] <Bender> Quote 19 - <paulej72> Hey I read NCommander's emails, they are good bedtime reading, puts me right to sleep :)
[03:32:58] <NCommander> !quote 21
[03:32:58] <Bender> Quote 21 - <NCommander> I thought we were talking about intellectual masturbation
[03:33:00] <NCommander> !quote 22
[03:33:00] <Bender> Quote 22 - <NCommander> I need to be less quoatable
[03:33:02] <NCommander> !quote 23
[03:33:02] <Bender> Quote 23 - <NCommander> paulej72, For the record, I would just like you to know for now and all time, fuck you, and fuck the horse you road in on
[03:33:09] <NCommander> !quote 25
[03:33:09] <Bender> Quote 25 - <NCommander> drcoolbp, I'll write a 20k email saying why we must not be funny, how we must not be funny, and why funniness is bad, then FatPhil will destroy it all in a single paragraph
[03:33:17] <NCommander> !quote 27
[03:33:17] <Bender> Quote 27 - <NCommander> I'm feeling a bit castrated here