#soylent | Logs for 2026-05-31
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[06:43:10] <c0lo> https://www.youtube.com
[07:10:04] <Ingar> I almost clicked that and then I noticed "shorts"
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[08:07:12] <chromas> Salute your Shorts
[08:35:07] <c0lo> It may be short, but have you seen its girth?
[10:59:31] <Ingar> I prefer long with depth
[12:16:07] <c0lo> your wish is granted https://www.youtube.com
[12:16:10] <systemd> ^ 0303AI Bubble: ‘Business idiots’ are finally seeing the downside of uncapped AI
[12:34:51] <AlwaysNever> Ingar: but that short is interesting https://www.youtube.com (it's an add, but an interesting add).
[12:34:54] <systemd> ^ 0303The Tactical Illusion: Mass-Producing Male Survival Anxiety
[12:41:36] <AlwaysNever> meanwhile, I have still have a 16 EUR 5-uses Victorinox knife, which I use to peel oranges - it's corkscrew I've used maybe once, it's tin opener never, etc. In an apochalipsys scenario, I demand to be one of the first zombies around!
[12:48:44] <AlwaysNever> this knife really talks about times past: corkscrew? wine for a picnic comes in tetrabriks!, tin opener? modern food tins come equipped with self-opener tabs!, bottle opener? in the "modern" world beer comes in cans! toothpick? well, that's so old school, maybe our grandparents used to eat cows raw!
[12:53:01] <prg> used to have one of those. wonder where I put it.
[12:53:55] <prg> maybe it came apart when I tried using the corkscrew
[12:53:56] <AlwaysNever> woah!! prices have gone up! I got mine from here ( https://www.ebay.de ) in 2018 for 16,90 EUR, not it's at 33,90 EUR !!! The nice thing is they send it to you with you name engraved on it!
[12:54:07] <systemd> 05Error: HTTP 2 for https://www.ebay.de
[12:56:26] <AlwaysNever> *now it's
[12:57:18] <AlwaysNever> a total conversation sparker when I bring on my Victorinox knife to peel an orange, lol
[12:59:25] <AlwaysNever> so city dweller who thing themselves "tactical survivors" are buying 200 $ folding knives? If I was younger, I would certainly go fish on those market waters.
[13:01:13] <prg> you won't have any use for your $ anymore when the apocalypse comes
[13:02:08] <prg> but you can open bottles with those knives. and what will be the currency of the future?
[13:08:34] <AlwaysNever> in an apocalypse, the currency in potable water and tuna tins
[13:08:47] <AlwaysNever> *is
[13:09:58] <AlwaysNever> the knife could come handy to disembowel a rat before roasting it
[13:10:28] <AlwaysNever> also, to peel oranges
[14:36:29] <Ingar> my Victorinox has a bottle opener and a corc screw
[14:36:34] <Ingar> *cork
[14:37:46] <Ingar> and a knife to kill bottle carriers
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[18:24:25] <AlwaysNever> Victorinox is a knife for civilized people, we clearly won't survice an apocalyse
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[21:28:10] <Ingar> I also have a machete
[21:53:50] <AlwaysNever> what for, D'n'D cosplay?
[21:55:00] <chromas> it's part of his Victorinox
[22:14:46] <AlwaysNever> a Victorinox with a built-in machete would be awsome!