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[00:19:54] <chromas> If you don't need color you can get a laser printer for like a hundred wingwangs and you don't have to worry about toner drying out (or in) and when it thinks you're out of toner, you just jiggle the cartridge and get at least a few more months out of it.
[00:20:31] <chromas> Although in my experience, don't run thick paper through or it won't handle regular paper anymore.
[00:21:43] <chromas> also, teehee, Angel Fux.
[00:22:25] <chromas> (she runs Arch, btw)
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[06:22:41] <janrinok> chromas, what is the current exchange rate from wingwangs to scrotes? Asking for a friend....
[06:26:25] <chromas> I think it's about 8===D
[07:34:04] <Ingar> chromas: I took the gamble, ordered cleaning stuff for the printer :)
[08:12:50] <Ingar> and a box of nitrile gloves
[08:20:08] <halibut> The gloves are important. You put them on in some other room, and then walk into the room where the printer is.
[08:20:25] <halibut> Take the gloves off, and toss them at the printer, and say, ``The gloves are off!''
[08:20:41] <halibut> The printer will not know what to say, but it will understand you mean business.
[08:21:06] <halibut> Also, important life tip: Do not do this in the presence of a person you want to impress.
[08:41:59] <Ingar> two by two, hands of blue
[08:42:04] <Ingar> 'nuff said
[08:55:12] <halibut> You spoke to the printer?
[08:55:37] <halibut> She is starting to damage my calm.
[09:13:38] <Ingar> halibut: this is a Firefly reference (more specific, the Serenity movie)
[09:32:40] <halibut> I believe the ``hands of blue'' are prominent in the Firefly episode called ``Ariel''. I do not recall them showing up in the movie.
[09:33:41] <halibut> They do not say a lot, but when the sergeant mention the prisoners did not speak much, they say, ``You spoke to the prisoners?'' Shortly after that, they kill everyone in the room.
[09:34:19] <halibut> The ``She is starting to damage my calm.'' line was spoken by Jeyne, when River keeps repeating those two lines and they have recently heard the dying people screaming in the background.
[10:01:34] <Ingar> oh right, when Jeyna sold them out
[10:01:40] <Ingar> *Jeyne
[10:02:24] <Ingar> interesting version of the neuralizer those guys had
[10:04:34] <halibut> Or something. I found myself wondering ... there are other ways to kill people. Why choose one that is so loud and bloody?
[11:31:42] <Ingar> all the Paxilon Hydrochlorate was used yup on Miranda
[12:49:31] <chromas> Also why kill them instead of questioning them?
[13:04:40] <Ingar> why question them if you can just kill them ?
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[13:09:08] <c0lo> https://www.youtube.com
[13:09:11] <systemd> ^ 0303I Tested Quicksand Myths...The Truth Is Worse Than You Think!
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[20:35:32] <AlwaysNever> Why is the people heating on him so much in the comments? https://www.youtube.com
[20:35:35] <systemd> ^ 0303This is how King Charles sees the world
[20:36:04] <AlwaysNever> he looks like a pretty harmless and away-from-the-world old dude