#soylent | Logs for 2023-11-09
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[08:35:04] <eristarchus> We need more non-fascist subs! I will contribute some.
[08:36:26] <eristarchus> =sub https://news.sky.com
[08:36:28] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03Prominent Palestinian Protester Ahed Tamimi Detained by Israeli Troops Over 'Fake' Instagram Post" (0p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:51:52] <eristarchus> =sub No mention of chromas! https://nordot.app
[08:51:53] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03US Says Prostitution Ring Counted Politicians, Tech Execs, Lawyers as Clients ｜ Reuters" (14p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:56:25] <eristarchus> =sub
[08:56:25] <systemd> Submit one or more links plus some text if you want
[08:56:34] <eristarchus> =sub https://nypost.com
[08:56:35] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Steve Martin Trolls Florida School District for Pulling His Book From Libraries: ‘Have to Buy a Co" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:06:33] <eristarchus> =submit https://dailynous.com
[09:06:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03There is No Military Objective in Gaza (Guest Post) - Daily Nous" (0p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:37:46] <eristarchus> =submit https://www.axios.com
[09:37:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Just a Moment..." (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:38:51] <eristarchus> I have noticed, and approve, of the new policy of not feeding trolls. Makes it much easier to contribute without all the flack from chromas and janrinok! Thanks, guys!
[09:43:22] <janrinok> eristarchus, you are looking at the submissions queue aren't you?
[09:45:39] <chromas> I figured that's what he was commenting on. We're not feeding him; just silently deleting ;)
[09:50:17] <eristarchus> So, Censorship as usual at SoylentNews! I am shocked that such things are occuring!
[09:50:56] <drussell> OMG, you're STILL here?! :-O
[09:51:02] <eristarchus> =submit https://13wham.com
[09:51:04] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Democrats Win Control of Monroe County After Decades of GOP Control" (18p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:51:48] <eristarchus> drussell, it is not me, it is someone else who just thinks like me. Keep up the good fight, brother!
[09:54:07] <eristarchus> And, oh, I cannot sub under the name you are thinking of, because chromas has blocked that, as he no doubt is about to do for this nickname. Sad, really. Pathetic, and an indication of the decline and massive censorship of SoylentNews.
[09:54:29] <chromas> you can't? so it is you then?
[10:07:05] <eristarchus> No, it is not me. Are you, chromas, a "natural person" under the draft bylaws? Who killed Bender?
[10:07:52] <chromas> the board killed Bender
[10:08:23] <chromas> why would you try to sub under a nick who's not you?
[10:09:06] <eristarchus> =sub No guns for Runaway! https://www.washingtonpost.com
[10:09:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Court Seems Likely to Allow Gun Bans for Those Under Protective Orders" (36p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:09:14] * chromas feeds the troll
[10:09:34] <eristarchus> There is no nick that is not me. Do you not understand this, yet?
[10:09:59] <chromas> ah, I didn't realize I was you
[10:10:20] <chromas> well shit, I guess I'm ready to suicide then
[10:10:23] <eristarchus> Of course not. Have you heard of the doctrine of anatman?
[10:13:13] <eristarchus> Because, suicide is pointless, it brings on many changes, and you can take or leave it, as you please. (M*A*S*H)
[10:21:28] <eristarchus> =sub https://www.nbcnewyork.com
[10:21:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03SWAT Teams, Police Search NJ Woods for Man Wanted on Charges Tied to Jan. 6 Capitol Riot" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:22:20] <eristarchus> =submit Not News https://www.foxnews.com
[10:22:22] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Arkansas Gov. Sarah Sanders Makes Major Endorsement in 2024 Republican Presidential Race" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:24:40] <eristarchus> =sub https://katv.com
[10:24:42] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03Elderly Arkansas Man Charged With Battery After Altercation With County Sheriff in Rural Beanfield" (9p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:26:04] <eristarchus> =submit Arkansas Groomers? https://www.arkansasonline.com
[10:26:05] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Tontitown Man Arrested After Child Found Hidden Behind Closet Wall" (9p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:27:46] <eristarchus> =sub https://www.thv11.com
[10:27:47] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03Arkansas Man Arrested After Being Found With Hundreds of Prescription Pills During Motorcycle Chase" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:28:01] <eristarchus> =sub https://www.usnews.com
[10:28:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Arkansas Man Arrested After Trying to Crash Through Gates at South Carolina Nuclear Plant" (0p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:29:23] <janrinok> eristarchus seems to have an intense interest in Arkansas. Perhaps he is thinking of moving there...
[10:31:24] <eristarchus> Two at a time? Wow!
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[10:31:46] <chromas> heh
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[10:32:12] <chromas> broken irc client I guess
[10:32:26] <drussell> He doesn't even know that the words to the MASH theme are "Suicide is PAINLESS "not pointless...
[10:32:32] <janrinok> looks like it - or his VPN is changing
[10:32:52] <chromas> well he got a ping timeout, so his client must not be pinging or ponging the server
[10:32:54] <drussell> That guy needs professional mental help
[10:33:03] <chromas> though it's a dumb design for irc to not count messages as pings
[10:33:23] <chromas> nobody ever said irc was well designed though
[10:33:39] <eristarchus> drussell does not understand satire. And stop encouraging chromas! Poor bastard has too much to deal with as it is.
[10:34:10] <drussell> You're not good at satire. Please stop trying, you're not nearly as witty as you think you are.
[10:34:53] <eristarchus> Either I am not good at it, or you can't recognize it. Which of these two is more likely? Literalist!
[10:35:28] <eristarchus> =sub https://www.thv11.com
[10:35:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Arkansas Man Charged With Possession of Child Sexual Abuse Material" (4p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:35:29] -!- eristarchus was kicked from #soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(chromas) impersonating our poor oppressed aristarchus]
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[10:36:05] <eristarchus> I am not impersonating anyone. '
[10:36:19] <chromas> You're stealing his sub ideas
[10:36:42] <eristarchus> I am not aristarchus, as much as you and that other Staff guy want me to be.
[10:36:44] <chromas> will the real aristarchus please blah blah
[10:36:51] <chromas> but you're pretending to be
[10:37:10] <eristarchus> It is only that, there are hardly any submissions, since the disaster and take over of SN.
[10:37:29] <chromas> plus you admitted earlier you're only using a different nick to use the bot
[10:37:48] <chromas> kolie killed submissions?
[10:38:07] <eristarchus> Bot? Who killed Bender, chromas? Why don't you turn over the turtle?
[10:38:34] <chromas> the board killed Bender, not staff
[10:38:56] <chromas> the ones who decided to shut down the site without consultation, then went and ripped everything up
[10:39:52] <eristarchus> If only they carried out the threat. SoylentNews is now dead people, kinda like Soylent Green!
[10:41:08] <chromas> they didn't, but for some reason all the people who want it dead can't help themselves from sticking around
[10:41:38] <janrinok> I thought I was to blame for all the ills on this site - and now I have been usurped by k0lie! Oh the shame....
[10:41:52] <eristarchus> =sub https://katv.com
[10:41:53] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Arkansas Man Sentenced to 25 Years for Luring Minor Through Dating App Badoo" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:42:29] <eristarchus> Janrinok! You are awake already?
[10:43:56] <eristarchus> =submit https://cbsaustin.com
[10:43:58] <systemd> eristarchus, 04submit failed: Duuuuuuuupe!
[10:44:28] <eristarchus> Dupe? Who else would submit such a local news item?
[10:44:46] <chromas> probably aristarchus snuck it in
[10:45:00] <janrinok> probably :)
[10:45:19] <eristarchus> aristarchus can't sub, you know that.
[10:45:43] <chromas> why do you, some rando we've never seen before, know that?
[10:48:47] <eristarchus> =Sub https://www.bloomberg.com
[10:48:47] <systemd> eristarchus, 04submit failed: Bloomberg is racist against robots!
[10:49:17] <eristarchus> That's why. Bloomberg
[10:49:53] <eristarchus> =sub https://abcnews.go.com
[10:49:55] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Antisemitism is on the Rise Once More Amid Ongoing Israel-Hamas War, Experts Say" (29p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:50:50] <eristarchus> =submit https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[10:51:19] <eristarchus> One for you, chromas?
[10:52:44] <eristarchus> =sub https://www.tmz.com
[10:52:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Gal Gadot's Screening of Hamas Footage From Israel Slammed by Jewish Org" (4p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:59:56] <eristarchus> =submit I wonder why the woman did that. https://www.newsweek.com
[10:59:58] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Mass Brawl Outside Gal Gadot's Hamas Attack Screening" (75p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:06:04] <eristarchus> =sub https://www.space.com
[11:06:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03'a City on Mars' is a Reality Check for Anyone Dreaming About Life on the Red Planet" (84p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:07:46] <eristarchus> =sub Head lice for Chromas https://www.popsci.com
[11:07:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03What Head Lice Can Tell Us About Human Migration" (16p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[17:23:34] <Runaway1956> Shirley esainane has observed that we are seeing more comments of late, from long standing members who have been quiet in the past
[17:23:42] <Runaway1956> I hardly think the site is dead.
[17:24:34] <Runaway1956> Ooopsie, autocomplete inserted esainane when I meant eristarchus
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[17:29:59] <ted-ious> Wow can I have a copy of your dictionary please?
[17:30:12] <ted-ious> I have no idea what that word means or where it comes from.
[17:31:30] <requerdanos> Random irc nicks aren't necessarily dictionary words...
[22:53:04] <k0lie> lol janrinok chromas I usurped I win!
[22:56:12] * chromas shakes fist in air
[23:25:07] <k0lie> What was the proxy voting changes we considered.
[23:25:25] <k0lie> Limiting it to one session, and one person can only act as a proxy for one total proxied vote
[23:56:16] <k0lie> https://soylentnews.org
[23:56:17] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of kolie (2622)