#soylent | Logs for 2022-10-28
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[00:15:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple to Put USB-C Connectors in iPhones to Comply With EU Rules - https://sylnt.us
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[01:26:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Study Undermines the Theory That Depressed People Are Just More Realistic - https://sylnt.us - sadder-man-but-wiser-now-I-read-these-results-to-you
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[01:37:41] -!- mode/#soylent [+v mrpg] by Imogen
[01:41:18] <mrpg> Turns out there's a soylentnews instagram, like an onion thing. Not onion TOR, onion satire.
[01:46:40] <Runaway1956> Oh - well - where do I get the app for soylentnews instantgram?
[01:47:11] <Runaway1956> Is it as good as instant oatmeal?
[01:49:41] <mrpg> Havent tried it really yet, my laptop is sooo sloow tonight.
[01:59:52] <mrpg> oh, im installing junior-games-si thats why
[02:03:44] <Runaway1956> Smithsonian institute games? Aren't they commies or something?
[02:04:24] <Runaway1956> I might have tried it, but I hate fun.
[02:07:24] <mrpg> typo, it is simulators.
[02:10:15] <Runaway1956> Oh, I see. On the front page is says something about fun way to learn, but they only simulate fun?
[02:10:26] <Runaway1956> I might tolerate that.
[02:11:54] <mrpg> www.instagram.com/soylentnews
[02:12:58] <Runaway1956> it wants me to sign in . . .
[02:15:11] <mrpg> I-ve seen that, I think it does it when using a VPN.
[02:15:23] <mrpg> fromm chrome it doesnt, from firefox it does
[02:21:33] <Runaway1956> actually, those Smithsonian games look interesting - I'll try installing on Mac later
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[03:08:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australia to Introduce Higher Penalties for Company Data Breaches - https://sylnt.us - Caught-With-Your-Pants-Down
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[03:47:00] <c0lo> breaking. Or braking. Or something. Twitter Musk fire
[03:47:17] <c0lo> =submit breaking https://www.theguardian.com
[03:47:21] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Elon Musk Reportedly Fires Top Twitter Executives as He Takes Over Company" (18p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:48:20] <c0lo> =submit https://www.abc.net.au
[03:48:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Elon Musk Completes Takeover of Twitter, CEO and CFO Fired and Escorted From Building - ABC News" (24p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:48:49] <AzumaHazuki> amazing. i have no idea what the outcome of this is going to be, but some part of me thinks it's going to be part of the single stupidest way any civilization has ever hit the great filter
[03:49:19] <AzumaHazuki> "So why did the sapients on Earth blow themselves up?" "Long story, but apparently this one jackass let their planetwide comms network get flooded with cognitohazards..."
[03:53:47] <c0lo> Meh, too much credit to Musk, too little to Putin for ending sapients on Earth.
[03:53:56] <c0lo> https://www.abc.net.au
[03:53:57] <systemd> ^ 03Vladimir Putin says 'West's undivided dominance' will end in the most dangerous decade since WWII - ABC News
[03:55:02] <AzumaHazuki> you know, i don't even mind any longer so long as it's relatively quick and as painless as possible. i'm done. there really is very little else for me to learn
[03:56:21] <c0lo> Very little *of consequence*. Heaps of other things to learn only for the lulz.
[03:58:35] <AzumaHazuki> i'm done, though. no more reincarnation if i have anything to say about it. onward and upwards.
[04:00:26] * Runaway1956 yawns
[04:00:26] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Runaway1956's gaping mouth
[04:01:58] <Runaway1956> Wait until she finds out the patriarchs were right, and Jehovah sends her ass to hell, LOL!!
[04:02:09] <Runaway1956> Ain't no coming back for her.
[04:02:29] <AzumaHazuki> how did MrPlow fit the skittle in there? that mouth is permanently deepthroating the barrel of some firearm or other 24/7/365.24-and-a-bit
[04:03:10] <Runaway1956> Someone here conflates firearms with sex?
[04:12:10] <c0lo> AzumaHazuki, you'll be sorry later for the time wasted on S/N. Go get some sleep.
[04:13:47] <AzumaHazuki> i'm watching a friend stream and reading stuff
[04:42:12] <janrinok> hi AzumaHazuki - have you done your course for stabbing people with pointy objects yet?
[04:42:39] <AzumaHazuki> yes, just waiting for corporate to get their shit together
[04:42:58] <AzumaHazuki> also, i could do that before taking the course...it's just that now i won't go to prison for it :v
[04:44:53] <janrinok> lol
[04:45:45] <janrinok> Is the border looking a little bit closer now?
[04:46:29] <AzumaHazuki> no, and in all seriousness, i'm ready to die soon if it comes to that. i'm weirdly at peace with it all. doesn't mean i'll stop trying
[04:47:11] <AzumaHazuki> that said...once this goes through AND i get promoted, hopefully around new years', i'm going to start sending applications to pharmacies in Hamilton and Fort Erie
[04:48:27] <janrinok> I wish you luck! You still have Halloween, Thanks-Giving and Christmas to go through, or whatever other festivals are your preferred ones.
[04:49:14] <janrinok> People do some crazy things during holidays - at least over here.
[04:52:07] <AzumaHazuki> what happens happens. it's weird and hard to put words around, but i feel like...like I'm "watching the credits," if that makes sense?
[04:53:35] <janrinok> I understand - but I hope that you are wrong in this particular instance. Still, it is not a peaceful world that's for sure. Not a lot I can do to change it unfortunately.
[05:45:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Musk to Seek Starlink Donations after Withdrawing Request for Ukraine Funding - https://sylnt.us - Please-read:-A-Personal-Appeal-from-Starlink-Founder-Elon-Musk
[06:01:58] <chromas> I, too, would like free moneys to pollute the sky
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[06:40:04] * FatPhil farts and asks for tips
[07:04:53] * chromas inserts just 20% into FatPhil's tiphole
[07:10:14] * janrinok stands back until the air clears
[07:30:43] * c0lo watches from the distance the battle between two (old?) farts
[07:49:24] <FatPhil> now that's a beautiful chart: https://www.tradingview.com
[07:49:25] <systemd> ^ 03META Stock Price and Chart — NASDAQ:META — TradingView
[07:49:44] <FatPhil> 5y's good, but 5d works too
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[08:37:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Ceo: Taiwan's Place In Tech Industry Is 'Precarious' - https://sylnt.us - doesn't-it-seem-most-precarious
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[08:40:41] <ForlournPhil> Can you cancel my, and Kanye's accounts?
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[08:43:52] <janrinok> give me the usernames and proof that they are your accounts
[08:45:20] <ForlournPhil> Very, very, old farts. Quite stale, in point of fact. You cannot locate Kanye's account? What hope is there for KIm's. then?
[08:46:08] <janrinok> do you have proof that they are your accounts?
[08:51:19] <ForlournPhil> Janrinok knows all. Sockpuppets are unpossible, under his watch. And new members are all aristarchoi. SoylentNews is dying.
[08:57:36] <ForlournPhil> Janrinok is getting all chrochetty in his golden farting years? A shame, really.
[08:57:49] <janrinok> go and waste your time elsewhere
[08:58:18] <ForlournPhil> Arpres Vous, mon Monseiur!
[09:01:43] <c0lo> (groan... mon-sieur. "My Lord" as it comes. Letting aside the typos,
[09:02:00] <ForlournPhil> janrinok, like his son by another mother, khallow, cannot resist an obvious rebuttal, or an rebuttal, or just having the last word. Censored words coming before.
[09:02:06] <c0lo> (groan... mon-sieur. "My Lord" as it comes. Letting aside the typos, "mon Monsieur" is like "the TFA")
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[09:04:07] <ForlournPhil> You perfer "Miss d'oeuvre"?
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[09:06:38] <ForlournPhil> Janrinok is a Magnum Orifice, and a waist of time.
[09:09:43] <ForlournPhil> Right now, he is biden-ing his time, cleverly not responding, so as to not feed the troll. But, the disruption will soon become too much for him to beer.
[09:10:04] <ForlournPhil> That is where FatPhil comes in.
[09:14:02] <ForlournPhil> Have you deleted my account yet? Do I need to sign something, or have it notarized?
[09:14:48] <janrinok> give me the usernames and proof that they are your accounts
[09:16:08] <ForlournPhil> ForlournPhil, just like it says. Remove my account from this hive of scum and runaways.
[09:19:07] <ForlournPhil> Too slow, old man!
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[09:50:33] <FatPhil> FourLokoAri, more like
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[11:26:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancient 15,000-Year-Old Viruses Found in Melting Tibetan Glaciers - https://sylnt.us - that's-cool(!?)
[11:46:17] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.nasa.gov
[11:46:21] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03NASA’s InSight Lander Detects Stunning Meteoroid Impact on Mars" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Another GeForce RTX 4090 16-pin Adapter Bites the Dust (5 Reported So Far) - https://sylnt.us - https://www.youtube.com
[15:40:33] <chromas> Too many Ge Forces. Can't handle the load, even while wearing a Ti
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[15:58:59] <FatPhil> https://tenpages.github.io
[15:59:00] <systemd> ^ 03US Level 0
[15:59:59] <FatPhil> Hmmm... I greyhounded from DC to Boston, via NYC - which states did I pass through?
[16:05:40] <FatPhil> would I have gone through Rhode Island, or stayed in Massachusetts?
[16:07:12] <mechanicjay> That's a good question, Probably would have went right down I-95, unless there was an explicit stop in RI. So would have likedly stayed in CT.
[16:07:41] <mechanicjay> So MA, CT, NY, NJ, DE, MD
[16:08:16] <mechanicjay> But could have taken a slightly different route to stop in Philly, and done NJ, PA, MD instead.
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[16:12:51] <FatPhil> I think I can charitably score myself 16. There's no "Don't ever want to go here (Score -1)" option, alas :)
[16:13:29] <FatPhil> I'm sure I can cancel out my 16 pretty easily, and get back to the state of purity I was born in.
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[16:46:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Most Lithium Deposits in the US are on or Near Tribal Land - https://sylnt.us
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[17:25:39] <Runaway1956> Pelosi's house broken into, her husband beaten severely, unfortunately, Nancy wasn't home to get her beating.
[17:25:59] <Runaway1956> Life is wonderful in Gay Bay.
[17:29:48] <mechanicjay> FatPhil: Wow, my Score is 93
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[19:19:16] <ForlournPhil> Is Runaway home?
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[19:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mathematical Formula Tackles Complex Moral Decision-Making in AI - https://sylnt.us - Genuine-People-Personality-software
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[22:25:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Parent Meta Fined $24.6M for Violating Washington State’s Political Ad Disclosure Law - https://sylnt.us - CODB?
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