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[00:00:07] <AzumaHazuki> appears to have been racially motivated but details are still scarce on the ground
[00:00:54] <Runaway1956> Wait, wut? Zumi shot up a grocery store?
[00:02:37] <kyonko``> Zumiez cant figure out how a bullet reaches its target
[00:03:02] <kyonko``> imagine bullets you can speak to, like an alexa
[00:03:07] <kyonko``> whisper into your gun
[00:03:12] <kyonko``> like you do on a smart phone today!
[00:03:37] <Runaway1956> Whisper to your bullet?
[00:04:08] <Runaway1956> "fly between the pretty redhead and the petite brunette, and nail the crosseyed geek between the eyes!"
[00:06:17] <kyonko``> something like that
[00:07:01] <kyonko``> it would have to be smooth bore to accomplish this with steerable fins
[00:07:26] <kyonko``> probably has a limit on how small the diameter can be
[00:07:58] <Runaway1956> .75 caliber should work
[00:08:05] <kyonko``> so its a shotgun looking thing
[00:08:26] <Runaway1956> I want the model with a grenade launcher built in though
[00:08:47] <Runaway1956> tactical nuclear grenades
[00:09:05] <kyonko``> the world set free, by h.g. wells
[00:09:21] <kyonko``> something like nuclear grenades described among the city ruins
[00:09:43] <kyonko``> i guess mr. wells visited the quarry when the dynamiting was going on
[00:09:59] <kyonko``> because it had to be stronger than dynamite obviously
[00:10:25] <kyonko``> there's also "the battle of dorking" in the 1870's predicting smokeless powder and noiseless guns
[00:11:59] <kyonko``> dynamite is btw, smokeless powder
[00:12:04] <Runaway1956> He sez he went to Buffalo because it has highest concentration of black people?
[00:12:13] <Runaway1956> I never noticed that nonsense.
[00:12:20] <AzumaHazuki> ...aha. "The suspected gunman was later identified as Payton Gendron, 18, of Conklin, a New York state community about 200 miles (320 kilometers) southeast of Buffalo, two law enforcement officials told The Associated Press. The officials were not permitted to speak publicly on the matter and did so on the condition of anonymity."
[00:12:21] <kyonko``> remember patrick crusus went to shoot at a el paso, tx wal-mart
[00:12:37] <kyonko``> lol anony-cops
[00:13:08] <Runaway1956> "We're going to make sure this doesn't happen again"
[00:13:17] <kyonko``> how?
[00:13:19] <Runaway1956> I guess they gonna pass Constitutional Carry then.
[00:13:43] <kyonko``> can't let the mentally ill eat meat, lest there be cannibalism or whatever
[00:13:55] <kyonko``> bill gates solves all the world's problems
[00:14:06] <kyonko``> right now, the toothless among us can't feed
[00:14:17] <kyonko``> unless of course, you use your body for something
[00:14:33] <kyonko``> you had to do some bodily action to produce them toothless little people right?
[00:14:38] <Runaway1956> That's why they so frantic over abortion - pureed preborn is easy to eat!
[00:15:04] <kyonko``> do you call 911 on a miscarriage?
[00:15:09] <kyonko``> seriously, what do you do?
[00:15:13] <kyonko``> put it in the freezer?
[00:15:16] <kyonko``> flush it?
[00:15:34] <ted-ious> More anonymous sources?
[00:15:37] <kyonko``> my cats had a miscarriage, it was gross
[00:15:49] <Runaway1956> cats are gross
[00:15:56] <Runaway1956> that's why no one eats them
[00:15:58] <kyonko``> they are bonafide bird shredders, so you can guess what happened, it was MY FAULT for not putting a stone over the kitten
[00:16:16] <kyonko``> but that happened during a power outage
[00:16:21] <kyonko``> so I couldn't do everything
[00:17:53] <Runaway1956> This was "a military-style execution targeting people who simply want to buy groceries," NY governor says
[00:18:00] <Runaway1956> What a brainless simp.
[00:18:08] <kyonko``> the power company used something that looked like a garden hose on the transformer to keep the power on after a 12 hour job
[00:18:33] <kyonko``> was the guy remote controlled by russia?
[00:18:39] <ted-ious> When was the last time the united states miliary carried out an execution?
[00:18:50] <kyonko``> that guy in yemen, ted-ious
[00:18:54] <kyonko``> the us citizen
[00:19:04] <ted-ious> Or is she talking about a third world military?
[00:19:10] <Runaway1956> No 'mote necessary, he was programmed from birth with an AI
[00:19:12] <kyonko``> slavic military
[00:20:11] <Runaway1956> Why you pick on Slavs? Slavs are no crazier than real white people!
[00:21:30] <AzumaHazuki> hubie, this Conklin place looks like a 5000-person suburb of south Binghamton. this fucking nutbar drove all the way here, probably up the 390 and west from Batavia, to do this
[00:21:50] <kyonko``> they should have denied his driver's license at age 16 or whatever
[00:22:11] <kyonko``> can't let the mentally ill drive, they might run your ass over
[00:22:37] <Runaway1956> Only the mentally ill black folk from nothern midwest states
[00:23:04] <lld> mandate the Voigh-Kampff test
[00:23:25] <lld> to root out non-compliant humans
[00:23:36] <lld> Human Resource QA :)
[00:23:48] <Runaway1956> NO NO NO!! You want to root out the compliant humans!
[00:24:56] <kyonko``> this looks a lot like the king soupers mass shooting in colorado after covid19
[00:25:11] <kyonko``> the first one too, before brian laundrie and gaby petito media campaign
[00:25:43] <lld> the FBI probably knew the shooter, no worries
[00:25:51] <kyonko``> azerbaijan vs. armenia was also the first war after covid19 besides the ethiopia (WHO tedros nationality) tigray insurgency
[00:26:21] <kyonko``> so covid19 didn't change the world
[00:26:25] <kyonko``> it made it worse
[00:26:34] <Runaway1956> It doesn't say, exactly, but kinda suggests that most of the victims were probably black?
[00:26:47] <kyonko``> mexicans got vaccinated only to resume their murder statistics
[00:38:32] <Runaway1956> Officials said 11 of the victims were Black and two are white. The shooting happened in a predominantly Black neighborhood a few miles (kilometers) north of downtown Buffalo.
[00:39:56] <lld> how could this be? More black people shot in a black majority area, clearly a hate crime!
[00:40:34] <Runaway1956> He drove to this area because he had already identified it as a black majority area
[00:41:04] <kyonko``> if anyone ever saw the king soupers mass shooting video, they detained some tall healthy old man who looked a lot like youtube's hithcock
[00:41:12] <kyonko``> he wounded the active shooter
[00:41:31] <kyonko``> i can't recall the tall old man's name, the gun youtuber
[00:41:54] <Runaway1956> Guntuber, you say?
[00:42:05] <AzumaHazuki> lld, i sincerely hope you reincarnate black and poor...after you do your time in Hell. fuck entirely off with that shit
[00:42:30] <lld> no.
[00:42:43] <lld> as a minority, I get to say that
[00:43:01] <AzumaHazuki> you get to say it no matter what you are. that's not the point.
[00:43:20] <AzumaHazuki> the point is you're a shit example of a human being for it, regardless of what color you are
[00:43:37] * Runaway1956 wonders if he has ever incarnated as a wealthy powerful person
[00:43:42] <lld> and you're shit example of a human for attacking a minority
[00:43:49] <lld> thanks for making your point
[00:43:52] <lld> :)
[00:44:04] <Runaway1956> She has a uterus, she can do that.
[00:44:12] <kyonko``> Runaway1956: why not limit re-incarnation to the neanderthal days?
[00:44:17] <AzumaHazuki> that doesn't even rise to the level of non-sequitur, lld
[00:44:17] <lld> minority fight!
[00:44:44] <lld> oh no, muh logical fallacies
[00:44:49] <AzumaHazuki> again: find the longest rope you can, tie it to the ceiling, lay down under it, and piss all the way up it
[00:44:54] <lld> you too
[00:45:09] <AzumaHazuki> i don't have the anatomy for that =P
[00:45:34] <lld> of course you do, you're smart enough to find it
[00:45:55] <AzumaHazuki> you don't seem to know how biology works
[00:46:33] <Runaway1956> Someone needs to watch some of those old videos - girls can pee just as far as guys, if they practice.
[00:46:40] <lld> hah
[00:46:53] <Runaway1956> They have basically the same muscles, in the same places
[00:46:54] <kyonko``> you mean the woman from the mythbusters?
[00:47:00] <lld> what is a woman?
[00:47:04] <kyonko``> yeah the problem is you get soil in the lips
[00:47:14] <kyonko``> i don't rub soil into my meatus
[00:47:21] <lld> what about sand?
[00:47:24] <lld> would that be worst?
[00:47:28] <kyonko``> sand is sterile
[00:47:38] <lld> I mean, it is coarse
[00:47:43] <kyonko``> its also larger
[00:47:52] <kyonko``> dirt has a very fentanyl consistency
[00:47:56] <Runaway1956> Sand is sterile if you happen to find a nice sterile place with sterile sand in int.
[00:47:59] * AzumaHazuki just...stares a moment, backs off and lets you two get on with it. You deserve one another.
[00:48:08] <lld> bye felicia
[00:48:39] <kyonko``> its not easy for women to pee like a man, that would be like kneading some dough on your mound
[00:48:40] <lld> still, regular sand is full of impurities
[00:48:49] <kyonko``> i don't beat my meat to pee
[00:49:10] <kyonko``> you aren't supposed to get sexual stimulation from micturation
[00:49:21] <kyonko``> and neither are you supposed to when breast feeding
[00:49:43] <Runaway1956> I always get stimulated while breast feeding.
[00:49:57] <kyonko``> remember the aurora theather shooter
[00:50:02] <kyonko``> that guy was wearing a jockstrap
[00:50:12] <kyonko``> why would he take a jockstrap to a mass shooting?
[00:50:21] <lld> he was a jock duh
[00:50:22] <Runaway1956> Ammo is heavy.
[00:50:44] <Runaway1956> Unless you're shooting nerf balls
[00:51:07] <lld> did he fire thousands of rounds into a crowd with a 30 round mag over a few minutes somehow?
[00:51:27] <kyonko``> he shot at the people sitting in the audience
[00:51:29] <lld> and moved thousand pound glass
[00:51:41] <lld> oh I can't remember which shooting that was
[00:51:43] <Runaway1956> I don't know, but Hollywood needs to stop inspiring these ass munchers.
[00:52:02] <kyonko``> there is also halloween with the knife play
[00:52:32] <lld> hollywood needs to make more wuxia, more fistfights, less gun murders :)
[00:52:42] <kyonko``> you mean john wick?
[00:52:46] <kyonko``> is that what you mean by wuxia?
[00:52:51] <lld> and probably cause a lot more drunken bar fights
[00:52:58] <kyonko``> who remembers xiafs in linux
[00:53:04] <lld> hongkong fist fight movies
[00:53:17] <Runaway1956> Agreed, Karate Kid inspired lots of people to do stupid shit like breaking bricks with their heads
[00:53:21] <Runaway1956> no shooters though
[00:53:35] <kyonko``> Runaway1956: those bricks have holes drilled on the side the audience can't see
[00:53:55] <Runaway1956> Holes or no holes, you can't pay me to bang my head on them!
[00:54:09] <lld> I broke boards with my hand before just like the movies
[00:54:11] <kyonko``> oh come on, the concussion from an ar-15 is no different
[00:54:13] <lld> and my hand hurt
[00:55:03] <Runaway1956> Pain is good - it's a signal from your body - "Hey, stupid, we don't like this!"
[01:00:26] <ted-ious> Poor thing. https://www.breitbart.com
[01:00:27] <systemd> ^ 03Britney Spears Announces Miscarriage of Her 'Miracle Baby'
[01:00:56] <kyonko``> ...
[01:01:00] <ted-ious> I hope it's just an age related factor instead of all the abuse she put her body through.
[01:01:03] <kyonko``> on breitbart out of all places
[01:04:32] <lld> is there going to be a celebration?
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[01:14:49] <mrpg> Bad moment to enjoy russian music
[01:14:50] <mrpg> https://www.youtube.com
[01:14:51] <systemd> ^ 03Sergei Prokofiev : Alexander Nevsky, Cantata for mezzo, mixed chorus and orchestra Op. 78 (1939)
[01:15:00] <mrpg> brb
[02:01:27] <mrpg> SPPOILER https://www.youtube.com
[02:01:28] <systemd> ^ 03Soylent Green is People! - Classic Movie Scene
[02:20:57] <mrpg> https://www.nytimes.com
[02:20:59] <systemd> ^ 03Why Does the U.S. Have So Many Mass Shootings? Research Is Clear: Guns. (Published 2017)
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[03:23:47] <AzumaHazuki> i just got a pleading message from work to come in and do extra, LOL
[03:24:04] <AzumaHazuki> am transferring to another branch soon. not happening :D
[03:36:04] <hubie> Was it a straight up "no", or did "something come up"? :)
[03:51:43] <AzumaHazuki> it was an indirect refusal
[03:51:58] <AzumaHazuki> "I did work at the transfer branch today and have 4 full shifts in a row coming up"
[04:01:14] <hubie> My wife worked with someone who seemed to have a lot of relatives prone to illnesses or death whenever big deadlines were coming up. My wife changed jobs so she never found out whether that was all true and just bad timing.
[04:05:07] <AzumaHazuki> i'm just done being taken advantage of
[04:05:33] <AzumaHazuki> i found out recently i get paid less than newer people with no experience who aren't certified or licensed. Fuck. That.
[04:06:12] <AzumaHazuki> transfer is in progress. sympathetic manager is watching like a hawk for retaliation. i don't give the proverbial fetid pair of dingo's kidneys what happens to this branch
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[04:39:17] <hubie> good night
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[10:49:57] <Runaway1956> https://twitter.com
[11:31:33] <chromas> Always fun to see aumiz admit she hates black African American people of color
[11:31:43] <chromas> azumi
[11:31:55] * chromas curses tingly hands to be black and poor
[11:57:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 1,600-Foot Asteroid, Bigger Than Most Buildings, Heading Towards Earth Again - https://sylnt.us - it-probably-won't-kill-us-all
[12:14:24] <chromas> Most buildings? What percent though?
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[15:50:07] <ted-ious> chromas: Well she did suggest that the united states electorate would be better if the southern states had been genocided during the civil war.
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[18:36:59] <chromas> ted-ious: makes sense; that's where most of the poor black people are
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[20:39:03] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.afhu.org Nanomagnets!
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[20:50:37] <Runaway1956> https://www.independent.co.uk
[20:50:39] <systemd> ^ 03Sweden to follow Finland in joining Nato amid Russian Ukraine invasion
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[21:14:30] <Runaway1956> https://mashable.com
[21:14:31] <systemd> ^ 03Elon Musk and Jack Dorsey debated Twitter's algorithm, and Musk was actually right
[21:26:12] <ted-ious> How much infrastructure do you think it takes just to run all those algorithms?
[21:27:14] <ted-ious> How much money and energy could twitter save if they stopped manipulating and filtering and all that junk and just let people browse and receive updates naturally?
[21:41:39] <FatPhil> not followed the link, but if it's sub-able, sub it.
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