#soylent | Logs for 2022-02-08

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[00:28:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Artificial Enamel is Harder and More Durable Than the Real Thing - https://sylnt.us - articles-to-sink-your-teeth-into
[00:33:05] <chromas> =yt pump the jam
[00:33:06] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam (Official Music Video) (03:42; 243,395,565 views; 👍1,672,322 👎[hidden by butthurt Google employees])
[00:34:04] <chromas> =yt big ass table
[00:34:05] <systemd> https://youtube.com - microsoft bigg ass table. A Microsoft Surface parody (01:49; 13,343 views; 👍92 👎[hidden by butthurt Google employees])
[00:35:52] <FatPhil> Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam = Oh, pathetic Trump - jump, nonce!
[00:36:55] <chromas> Trump, Trump the jam
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[01:38:15] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[01:38:17] <systemd> ^ 03Yellowbeard
[01:38:36] <chromas> Cheech & Chong and Monty Python together at last
[01:38:56] <chromas> (40 years ago)
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[03:16:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Barbed Wire Fences Were an Early DIY Telephone Network - https://sylnt.us - allo-allo?
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[04:43:54] <SoyCow6386> Whoa, man. Watched TV for the first time in years
[04:44:16] <SoyCow6386> Everybody some kind of mystery-meat, every "white" person with a nosetip flush with their upper lip
[04:44:30] <SoyCow6386> KPBS literally 2 Jews talking about other Jews.
[04:45:01] <SoyCow6386> Good God, it's horrible. No wonder why Jews want to bring in so many Low-IQ folks
[04:45:15] <SoyCow6386> It takes a special lack of mind to appreciate NU-TV
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[05:58:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Battle for the World’s Most Powerful Cyberweapon - https://sylnt.us
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[07:23:11] <SoyCow8941> That's a tight jam, nose tip/upper lip. Jew tryna Jewme wit hiz long noze tip/bop im in da schnozz till it hangin on hiz lip
[07:23:30] <SoyCow8941> restin' on hiz lip
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[07:45:31] <FatPhil> has there been a story on https://www.oculus.com subbed/run yet?
[07:45:33] <systemd> ^ 03Introducing a Personal Boundary for Horizon Worlds and Venues
[07:48:26] <janrinok> I can't see one - certainly it's not in today's queue
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[08:37:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSO Group: Israel Launches Inquiry Into Police Hacking Claims - https://sylnt.us - shoe-on-the-other-foot
[09:04:39] <FatPhil> =doi 10.1177/1464884918754829
[09:04:40] <systemd> Journal Reference: Just a moment..., <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1177/1464884918754829">10.1177/1464884918754829</a>)
[09:04:56] <FatPhil> Oh, I was hoping for a title
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[09:15:34] <chromas> https://journals.sagepub.com
[09:15:35] <systemd> ^ 03Just a moment...
[09:15:39] <chromas> farts
[09:15:54] <chromas> ^ The effects of disclosure format on native advertising recognition and audience perceptions of legacy and online news publishers
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[09:29:20] <FatPhil> chromas++ ta!
[09:29:20] <Bender> karma - chromas: 418
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[09:31:25] <SoyCow5856> Everytime a Negro speaks on TV, it's always accompanied by a beat. Even when it's ridiculously appropriate. Its a Jew's idea of "This is what Negroes like"
[09:31:56] <SoyCow5856> Ive also noticed that under-nose camera shots hide the Jewishness of actors.
[09:32:38] <SoyCow5856> Some asshole, long ago, wrote an anonymous troll post called "Black TV Commercials"
[09:33:00] <SoyCow5856> It's now become truth. Except it's not just commercials now.
[09:33:12] <SoyCow5856> It's every.fucking.time. a Black man speaks on TV
[09:33:28] <SoyCow5856> TV shows are synchronizing the beats to their speech.
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[09:40:56] <chromas> Welcome to SoylentJews
[09:51:01] * FatPhil wonders if these guys have confused "%" with "ratio": https://aegis.acer.europa.eu
[09:51:28] <FatPhil> It's just a bit odd that all of the percentages add to exactly 1.00
[10:03:55] <SoyCow7073> Guy who pushed the woman in front of the train in NYC, said people were coming out of the TV, and following him around.
[10:06:38] <FatPhil> needs more druuuugs
[10:06:44] <SoyCow7073> Very similar to Runaway in Kansas City with the exploding battery gangbangers.
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[10:17:25] <chromas> https://www.wired.com
[10:17:26] <systemd> ^ 03A Fight Over the Right to Repair Cars Turns Ugly
[10:18:08] <chromas> Subaru? More like Jubaru!
[10:18:17] <chromas> /nick Ethanol-fueled
[10:55:11] <chromas> https://www.healthline.com
[10:55:11] <systemd> ^ 03‘COVID Shame’ Is Becoming More Common During Omicron Spike
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[11:14:43] <FatPhil> Subajew? Super-Jew? That's Eth's sworn enemy. When does the next edition of Eth's superhero comic come out?
[11:17:02] <chromas> =yt scooby jew
[11:17:02] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Scooby Jew (14:21; 419 views; 👍7 👎[hidden by butthurt Google employees])
[11:17:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Loses Users for the First Time in its History - https://sylnt.us - stop-laughing!
[11:17:34] <chromas> Not what I was looking for
[11:18:27] <chromas> Pretty sure there was a Robot Chicken clip
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[13:56:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Human Spinal Cord Implants: Breakthrough May Enable People With Paralysis to Walk Again - https://sylnt.us
[16:40:26] <t3> =submit https://www.wired.com
[16:40:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A New Database Reveals How Much Humans are Messing With Evolution" (14p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:46:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DuckDuckGo Founder Says Privacy Needs to be as Simple as a Single Button Press - https://sylnt.us - what's-not-to-like?
[19:00:19] <chromas> Bender: s/Privac/Securit/
[19:00:19] <SedBot> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DuckDuckGo Founder Says Security Needs to be as Simple as a Single Button Press - https://sylnt.us - what's-not-to-like?
[19:00:31] <chromas> It's genius! Why didn't we think of it before?
[19:15:53] <halibut> My computer has a button to toggle absolute security mode. One press, and it is impervious to all outside attacks. Yours probably has one, too. It probably is marked with a little symbol that looks like a 1 superimposed on a 0.
[19:16:46] <janrinok> Hey, I've got one too. I'm going to try i
[19:17:38] <halibut> janrinok: Nnnnnoooooooooooo!
[19:22:25] <FatPhil> halibut: that hasn't been true for about 20 years.
[19:23:05] <FatPhil> the power supplies stay powered up even when the computer's "off".
[19:25:10] <chromas> [csme intensifies]
[19:26:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Widespread Megaripple Activity Detected Across the North Polar Region of Mars - https://sylnt.us
[19:27:17] <FatPhil> Clearly the DDG founder's a doofus - privacy needs to be as simple as zero button presses. You should have to actively enable exfiltration of information.
[19:27:30] <FatPhil> Applies to security too, of course.
[19:27:55] <halibut> The power button fails to protect against power surges. If you have Wake-on-LAN enabled (or some other wake), or you have some remote-administration hardware (or ``management engine''), then yes, the power button does not toggle security.
[19:27:56] <FatPhil> Says the guy who doesn't run https on his webserver, because fuckit.
[19:29:19] <halibut> I have a local server that I could run HTTPS on (I have my own CA and server certificate), but I don't. Why? Because nobody can connect to it. They get errors about self-signed certificates being inherently dangerous. Solution? Turn off TLS, and use HTTP. Poof. No warnings, therefore, it must be safer.
[19:31:13] <halibut> (NOTE: Local, here, means accessible only the LAN, so solutions like Let's Encrypt do not really apply, although if I could get Let's Encrypt to give me a certificate for 10.0.0.0/8, I would definitely be interested.)
[19:34:59] <chromas> You just have to create your own root cert and install it on all your boxen
[19:35:18] <chromas> That way browsers don't know it's not bacon
[19:41:29] <t3> the CA system is like DNS - solving real problems in the worst/most rent-seeking way possible
[19:41:49] <chromas> Good point. We should combine the two
[19:42:12] <chromas> Put a key in the DNS record and use that to prove the https cert
[20:08:42] <halibut> I have installed the CA on some browsers before, but, for a LAN, that is more trouble than it is worth. I have not tried adding it to the DNS record. Do browsers know about that option?
[20:10:55] <halibut> I suspect that was largely a sarcastic answer, but, oddly enough, something similar to that idea has been worked on: https://en.wikipedia.org
[20:10:56] <systemd> ^ 03DNS Certification Authority Authorization - Wikipedia
[20:11:31] <halibut> Is there an Internet rule that, no matter what the idea, no matter how silly, there is some implementation of something like it? (Maybe Rule 33?)
[20:13:26] <halibut> Giving out CAs over DNS seemed just crazy enough that I thought it might be real. Worth looking, at least.
[20:13:53] * halibut thinks about writing a browser extension to do just that ...
[20:14:19] <halibut> (because you should totally trust DNS to provide trusted CAs)
[20:15:11] <boru> This is the point of cert pinning. Works with DoT, too.
[20:15:33] <boru> Not that I am a proponent of the current CA system, as I have stated many, many times.
[20:16:10] <boru> TOFU would be a good start, but ultimately, the Internet needs to decentralise trust.
[20:16:29] <boru> Users should be able to define local webs of trust.
[20:22:30] <halibut> As you are probably aware, most users are not particularly interested in the hassle of installing a local CA, let alone maintaining some trust network.
[20:23:01] <halibut> Then again, it is also surprisingly easy to tell somebody, here, download this cert, and when it asks you if you want to install it, just say Yes.
[20:23:02] <FatPhil> most users just want candy crush
[20:23:27] <halibut> If I forgot to add extensions to the CA limiting it to certain domains, well, oh well.
[20:23:30] <chromas> Candy crush? What year is it grandpa?
[20:23:40] <halibut> I just want candy.
[20:23:40] <boru> We..
[20:23:42] <boru> Err
[20:23:49] <halibut> Candy is timeless.
[20:23:55] <halibut> Literally. Some candy never seems to go bad.
[20:23:55] <boru> Well, there are alternatives to the web.
[20:24:08] <FatPhil> Usenet!
[20:24:26] <boru> I was thinking gemini, as a http alternative.
[20:24:28] <chromas> is there usenet over TLS?
[20:24:37] <boru> Yes, NNTP has a secure port, also.
[20:24:43] <halibut> I have some Twinkies that I carbon dated to back to the 1800s. I eat one every now and then. They're great. I think they improve over time.
[20:24:50] <chromas> I need a cert for that
[20:25:10] <boru> TCP 563.
[20:25:47] <halibut> Here, I have a CA for that port. Let me send it to you. Just point your browser at it, and when it asks you if you want to install it, just say Yes.
[20:26:20] <boru> I think PGP/GPG has a good trust model, but there are better ideas.
[20:26:28] <boru> What was that protocol, BATMAN?
[20:26:58] <boru> e.g. how "deep" do you trust your network.
[20:27:07] <boru> That would be a good start.
[20:42:22] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.bloomberg.com
[20:42:22] <systemd> FatPhil, 04submit failed: Bloomberg is racist against robots!
[20:42:45] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.theblockcrypto.com
[20:42:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03US Government Seizes $3.6 Billion in Bitcoin Tied to 2016 Hack of Crypto Exchange Bitfinex" (14p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:43:31] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.oculus.com
[20:43:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Introducing a Personal Boundary for Horizon Worlds and Venues" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:56:46] <Runaway1956> Our resident racist is sure busy today - wonder if he lost his landscaping job?
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[21:01:04] <Runaway1956> =submit https://github.com
[21:01:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Move Over JavaScript: Back-end Languages are Coming to the Front-end" (37p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[21:05:38] <Runaway1956> https://github.com
[21:05:39] <systemd> ^ 03Gina Häußge
[21:05:59] <Runaway1956> Is that woman cross-eyed, or is that an illusion from her glasses?
[21:06:34] <Runaway1956> She looks - odd - somehow - I guess it's her glasses
[21:34:30] <chromas> Octoprint's pretty noice
[21:44:47] * Deucalion has a headache
[21:46:12] <chromas> That photo does look cgi though
[21:46:41] <chromas> like this https://thispersondoesnotexist.com
[21:46:41] <systemd> ^ 03This Person Does Not Exist
[21:59:09] <AzumaHazuki> that is creepy as fuck
[21:59:25] <AzumaHazuki> there is something subtly wrong with all these faces, and it's manifesting as an urge to punch them
[22:00:35] <progo> print one out. go for it
[22:03:18] <Deucalion> Put it on the dart board
[22:05:07] <chromas> My favorites are when glasses or earrings poke through the skin
[22:05:42] <chromas> here's a simplified version https://github.com
[22:05:43] <systemd> ^ 03GitHub - lucidrains/stylegan2-pytorch: Simplest working implementation of Stylegan2, state of the art generative adversarial network, in Pytorch. Enabling everyone to experience disentanglement
[22:05:56] <chromas> You can generate fake flowers or cityscapes or porns
[22:16:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toshiba Set to Split Into Two Companies - https://sylnt.us
[22:27:43] <Deucalion> Wait - are those real porns or or fake porns? I'm always really confused whether porns is real or not... I though even real porns are fake. So does that make fake porn real... until you observe them? We've created Quantam Porn right here folks!
[22:27:52] <Deucalion> I should kick myself
[22:28:09] <chromas> Nah, we can have boru do it for you :D
[22:57:43] <Deucalion> .op
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[23:51:59] <SoyCow0870> Today is my second day of watching TV
[23:52:28] <SoyCow0870> And I am seriously wondering if the commercial makers are deepfaking Jew noses on everybody, including the mystery-meat
[23:52:53] <SoyCow0870> Everybody has that distinctive droopy nosetip, the "hawk" phenotype
[23:53:34] <SoyCow0870> Especially while watching the olympics, the cutscene of which is a big star of david stylized as a snowflake, with red and blue/white rays
[23:53:45] <SoyCow0870> Symbolising, of course, the teamwork between Jews and Chinks
[23:53:52] <FatPhil> .kick SoyCow0870
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