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[01:07:54] <SoyCow1865> Hmm, something's not right. The Trump rally will be starting shortly and there haven't been any Jewish distractions yet.
[01:08:48] <SoyCow1865> Then again, the night is young! Maybe the Jews thought they'd have a better distraction if they stage it to happen during the speech
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[03:17:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Fails to get Spectre, Meltdown Chip Flaw Class-Action Super-Suit Tossed Out - https://sylnt.us - shades-of-FDIV
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[04:26:16] <halibut> I heard an interesting quote recently. The person giving the quote did not remember the attribution: If all of us are thinking the same thing, then some of us are not really thinking.
[04:27:47] <Bytram> ya think? ;)
[04:28:06] <Bytram> that's a good one, tx!
[04:28:16] <Bytram> halibut++
[04:28:16] <Bender> karma - halibut: 20
[04:28:30] <halibut> That's exactly what I was thinking! ... wait.
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[04:29:17] <AzumaHazuki> huh, so latte dock doesn't always pick up on hexchat
[04:29:51] <halibut> Does the earrly dock always pick up?
[04:38:10] <Runaway1956> Tried donating blood yesterday - I won't do that again. Too many silly questions. Questions like "Who's blood is it? Where did you get it? Why is the blood in a bucket?"
[04:38:19] <Runaway1956> Just too many questions!
[04:44:12] <AzumaHazuki> i guess not...might have to go back to irssi
[04:44:42] <AzumaHazuki> i'm using plasma wayland full time and really liking it, but some of the programs aren't quite there yet. i've got Foot instead of Konsole and it's missing some features
[04:48:24] <AzumaHazuki> hm, maybe i started hexchat too soon for latte to pick up on. brb
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[05:13:03] <SoyCow1865> LOL Trudeau, what a fucking faggot.
[05:13:32] <SoyCow1865> Afraid of a few rednecks armed with booze and piss-bottles?
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[05:14:51] <AzumaHazuki> this is silly, but plasma's wobbly windows make me happy :) is the good old days of Compiz
[05:17:48] <progo> Plasma and way and can't handle my 4k display. I tried to make the normal font size larger and it just magnified all the pixels
[05:17:56] <progo> Walyand
[05:27:49] <AzumaHazuki> works nice on a 1080p lappy though <3
[05:29:39] <progo> Plasma overall is a huge quality of life improvement over windows. I moved all my front end apps off my employer windows laptop to my plasma desktop
[05:29:58] <progo> I'm using it with xorg
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[05:34:53] <progo> We're desktop buddies!
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[06:48:25] <SojournerTruth> Runaway, we know it was the question: have your recently had sex with other men? Gets you every time.
[06:49:43] <SojournerTruth> Has anyone tried the Falcon browser?
[06:56:41] <Runaway1956> Browser Identification
[06:56:42] <Runaway1956> Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Falkon/3.1.0 Chrome/83.0.4103.122 Safari/537.36
[06:59:09] <SojournerTruth> Your point?
[07:00:18] <Runaway1956> Did you not ask a question?
[07:00:51] <SojournerTruth> You are running Mozilla/5.0?
[07:01:13] <Runaway1956> Read it all . . .
[07:02:51] <Runaway1956> Settings /home/user/.config/falkon/profiles/default/settings.ini
[07:06:51] <SojournerTruth> Not default, then?
[07:07:39] <Runaway1956> It's a default installation from repositories - I suppose it's default for most distros
[07:08:14] <SojournerTruth> But not using? Wondering about extensions.
[07:08:56] <Runaway1956> Can't install extensions, as near as I can tell, but you can install greasemonkey to do your scripting
[07:10:05] <Runaway1956> available extensions are simply turned on or off in settings
[07:11:07] <Runaway1956> adblock, flash cookie manager, autoscroll, greasemonkey, hello qml, kde frameworks integration, mouse gestures, PIM, statusbar icons, tab manager, and vertical tabs
[07:11:13] <Runaway1956> no real selection at all
[07:12:17] <SojournerTruth> So how do you run your sockpuppets without a vpn extension?
[07:12:36] * Runaway1956 yawns
[07:12:36] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Runaway1956's gaping mouth
[07:13:22] <SojournerTruth> You seem to yawn a lot, Runaway1956
[07:13:25] <Runaway1956> not running any sock puppets . . . but if I wanted to, I could probably activate several dozen without reusing the same IP address
[07:14:15] <SojournerTruth> Please, go on!
[07:14:40] <Runaway1956> What, you're asking for lessons? ROFLMAO
[07:15:25] <SojournerTruth> We can only learn from the confessed masters!
[07:15:42] * Runaway1956 wanders off looking for excitement, sprays some paint to watch it dry
[07:18:51] <SojournerTruth> Almost had ya, eh?
[07:20:43] <SojournerTruth> So what is the status of our nefarious sockpuppetier, aristachus? Has anyone been able to access his journal?
[07:21:40] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[07:21:42] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of aristarchus (2645)
[07:21:51] <SojournerTruth> Thanks!
[07:22:37] <Runaway1956> You might bookmark it
[07:25:23] <SojournerTruth> Done.
[07:42:53] <SojournerTruth> 324 comments? What is the Hall of Fame for journal?
[07:43:23] <Runaway1956> Oh, pleasant surprise: Amazon just sent me a $92,000 royalty check for my ebooks!
[07:43:56] <Runaway1956> Self improvement books and how-to-prevent-COVID books are selling like hotcakes
[07:45:52] <SojournerTruth> Yawn
[07:49:36] <Runaway1956> Dammit - that check is going to mess up my tax returns . . . gotta file an amended return now . . . DAMN AMAZON!
[07:56:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Autonomous Laproscopic Surgery - https://sylnt.us
[07:56:27] <SojournerTruth> First the IR
[07:57:44] <SojournerTruth> First the IRS, then the DOJ and finally local Law Enforcement will get involved. Just be patient, Runaway, they are coming for you.
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[08:08:07] <SojournerTruth> Nobody actually using Falcon, then?
[08:12:47] <SojournerTruth> Just thought I would ask.
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[08:59:18] <LouisRiel> Free the Metis!
[09:14:16] <janrinok> Looks like a bit more fishing for doxing material there....
[09:17:23] <LouisRiel> Fucking Anglophones oppressed my people, and hung me. Got a point, Anglo?
[09:18:41] <janrinok> wasn't me - to to put the guilt on somebody involved.
[09:19:57] <LouisRiel> Hudson's Bay Company? Or were your ancestors involved in the East India Genocidal Company?
[09:20:10] <janrinok> I know who he was, idiot
[09:20:39] <LouisRiel> You know who your ancestor was? Rhodes?
[09:22:08] <janrinok> Yes, of course I do - they were poor mill workers from the NW of England. None appears to have left the region to go overseas, but one went to Scotland to be a landlord of a pub. Come on, lay some guilt on me.
[09:22:50] <janrinok> Typical working class - all of us - going back hundreds of years.
[09:23:34] <LouisRiel> Janrinok is the grandfather of FatPhil? All makes sense now, a family affair.
[09:24:09] <janrinok> Fat Phil is from nowhere near my part of England. Your UK geography sucks.
[09:25:45] <LouisRiel> Germans have made an attempt to attone for fheir racism, given the terrible results. Brits are much less likely to confess to their racist actions. Especially again natives that were Francophones.
[09:26:17] <janrinok> Not related to FatPhil, but I am a grandfather.
[09:28:14] <janrinok> lol - not a racist either. If course, that doesn't fit your narrative does it. Were Francophones? I am the only one to have chosen to move to France. Got all my legal documents to stay, too.
[09:30:32] <janrinok> Hey look, the karma is going up.
[09:33:44] <drussell> Whose karma is going up?
[09:33:53] <janrinok> not his
[09:33:57] <drussell> lol
[09:34:25] <janrinok> because LouisRiel isn't a registered member
[09:35:25] <janrinok> ... but neither was SojournerTruth a bit further up the page. No point in reading what they said, it isn't worth it.
[09:38:17] <janrinok> I read your comments about xkcd and schneier up the page. I might be quoting them soon. thank you.
[09:39:12] <LouisRiel> I have no karma. I am just the representative of the dispossessed. Neither native, nor English.
[09:40:13] <inz> I'm pretty sure you have abundance of bad karma, but in real life, not on sn
[09:40:14] <LouisRiel> Gotta say, your lack of historical knowledge does not serve you well.
[09:43:40] <LouisRiel> Nice, jan, if not a registered Soylentil, we can be ignored? Noted. But the crimes of your ancestors will not.
[09:49:56] <LouisRiel> SoylentNews has become an Imperialist racist enterprise, with only a plausible deniable EF anti-semitic fringe. This how the English like it.
[09:52:39] <janrinok> I'm not ignoring you - I am engaging in pointless conversation with you, Ari. But when it comes to a discussion about karma you as louisriel can't have any because you are not a registered account. Bit tired are we this morning?
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[10:11:49] <LouisRiel> Who is this Louis Riel? Some papist colonial?
[10:15:51] <OliverChromwell> Wait, was that me? Or an historical echo?
[10:16:51] <LouisRiel> Echo. The lord protector was long gone and too late to do any good in my case.
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[10:19:59] <LouisRiel> tedious, still problems?
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[10:24:09] <LouisRiel> I find that I can post well in IRC as any nick I chose, unless I pretend to be any of the touchier soylentils. And, some nicks are actually registered and so we know that those nicks are actually the persons the claim to be, or, not.
[10:27:11] <LouisRiel> Don't drink your urine, janrinok! We were tempted to do that, on the plains of Saskatchwan, in the heat of the summer, while being chased by the Royal (em) Mounted Canadian Police. Not a good idea. A good scout can always find water.
[10:29:26] <LouisRiel> " I'm not ignoring you - I am engaging in pointless conversation with you, Ari." Who is this "Ari" you are talking to? Urine drinker?
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[10:31:45] <OliverChromwell> Oh, dear, he buggered off!
[10:32:50] <OliverChromwell> Now back to the principles of a Constitutional Monarchy, as realised in the rather small community of a news aggregation website, . . .
[10:35:11] <OliverChromwell> Have you read "The Fable of the Bees"?
[10:41:35] <FatPhil> Holy fucking jesus
[10:50:06] <OliverChromwell> Blasphemy does not suit you, FatPhil.
[10:52:42] <FatPhil> However, pointing at the twat and laughing does.
[10:54:51] <OliverChromwell> Royalist like yourself will pay at the pillory.
[10:55:54] <OliverChromwell> And that is not the "My Pillory", just to be clear.
[10:57:03] <FatPhil> Is it worth reading the backscroll, or have you just been rambling inanely to yourself for the last 12 hours?
[10:58:12] <FatPhil> ^ Stupidest fucking question ever asked.
[10:58:15] <chromas> Absolutely a waste of time
[10:58:21] <OliverChromwell> Who are you? Are you a bonded subject of the Crown?
[10:58:36] <FatPhil> Morning/evening chromas!
[10:58:48] <chromas> Except for the part about the jews, of course
[10:58:49] <OliverChromwell> Or are you an enemy of the same?
[10:58:52] <chromas> g'day FatPhil
[10:59:15] <chromas> g'ay, ari
[10:59:46] <FatPhil> great day, we had a "plan the downfall of the current head of the housing association" meeting last night.
[11:00:00] <OliverChromwell> How easily do traitors assume conspiracy by others!
[11:00:11] <chromas> That is great
[11:00:24] <chromas> housing_associations--
[11:00:24] <Bender> karma - housing_associations: -1
[11:01:07] <OliverChromwell> Careful, my dear FatPhil, sometimes in Eastern Europe, such disputes are settled by the thin blade.
[11:01:27] <FatPhil> well, no, we need the association, definitionally, we are it. It's the current head, who used to own 80% of the shares, but now only owns 40% of the shares, that is the problem.
[11:02:32] <OliverChromwell> Are you sure no knives will come out? When I had to deal with Roundheads and Cavaliers, things did get bloody.
[11:02:58] <FatPhil> someone graffitied our front gate last week, and he refuses to get it cleaned off or painted over, because he's completely oblivious to the broken window principle.
[11:03:31] <OliverChromwell> Person graffittiing, or the owner of the gate?
[11:03:51] <FatPhil> theoretically we have, and pay for, a security camera that records the activity in the archway.
[11:04:01] <FatPhil> we need it for the insurance.
[11:04:24] <FatPhil> however, he's not claiming the damage to the gate on the insurance.
[11:04:50] <FatPhil> so what the fucking fuck are we paying for the camera for?!?!?!?
[11:05:00] <OliverChromwell> Sounds like an opportunity for the power of the Parliment to assert its rights over the monarch, if ever there was one, outside of mine, of course.
[11:05:33] <OliverChromwell> Again, Fat, language. This does not help your case.
[11:06:29] <chromas> Why are you paying for a camera? Just get a shitty $20 chinesium cam and stream it to a box in your closet
[11:07:05] <FatPhil> we're paying because he had 80% of the shareholding of the housing association.
[11:07:15] <OliverChromwell> Chain of custody, and legal standing, I imagine.
[11:07:41] <chromas> who're you paying? Scamazon? Jewgle?
[11:08:30] <FatPhil> the insurance company demanded that we have a camera, so we do. however, if we're not making use of the insurance policy...
[11:08:48] <OliverChromwell> I am bothered, however, how such petty private concerns of English subjects take such precendence here. There are matters of state afoot!
[11:09:28] <chromas> Replace the cam with a gun. There's your insurance policy
[11:10:10] <OliverChromwell> Oh, and what is graffitti, and how is it damage and not just re-painting?
[11:10:28] <FatPhil> I prefer the idea of the pisscopter. that lets the miscreant tell others about what happens to him when he does something wrong.
[11:10:43] <OliverChromwell> chromas=American, ergo, solution is a gun.
[11:10:52] <FatPhil> drones are cheap, how difficult is it to engineer a piss-dropping payload mechanism?
[11:11:18] <chromas> Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
[11:12:29] <OliverChromwell> Wait, chromas just said "Jewgle"? He is an anti-semitic neo-nazi? Well I will be astounded.
[11:13:02] <FatPhil> any new good ones of those? I need some entertainment.
[11:13:21] <chromas> "Everyoen I don't like is a Nazi: A loser's guide to winning arguments on the internet...A Little Golden Book"
[11:13:21] <OliverChromwell> Things that come out in IRC.
[11:13:56] <OliverChromwell> But you are showing actual signs, chromas. I am a Puritan, and I know evil when I see it.
[11:14:29] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[11:14:31] <systemd> ^ 03What Shopping On Amazon Feels Like
[11:14:48] <chromas> Puritans aren't allowed to masturbate, but you're always cumming all over the channel
[11:14:56] <FatPhil> I did once shop on Amazon. I think it was in the 90s
[11:15:19] <OliverChromwell> Neither are Proud Boys. Your point?
[11:15:23] <FatPhil> wat? didn't you just /ignore the twat?
[11:15:40] <OliverChromwell> Evidently naught.
[11:16:50] <OliverChromwell> And, as far as I recall, first time I have been here? Been a while, like 400+ years.
[11:18:46] <OliverChromwell> Or are you of the janrinok school, where you can discern demons behing usernames? Useful talent, if it be true.
[11:19:49] <OliverChromwell> Trap for the conceited, if it be false.
[11:20:24] <chromas> I think this is the latest one https://www.youtube.com
[11:20:26] <systemd> ^ 03Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Pitch Meeting
[11:20:53] <chromas> Be sure to watch at least 150% speed 'cause he talks as slow as ari types
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[11:22:07] <FatPhil> I was going to say "do you mean 'as slowly as Ari's brain works?'", and then I realised we don't have enough data to evaluate that.
[11:26:32] <OliverChromwell> Bethink thee selves, Gentlemen, by the Bowels of Christ, that ye may be wrong. My favorite saying.
[11:27:04] <FatPhil> chromas++ I showed that video to my husband, and he loved it!
[11:27:04] <Bender> karma - chromas: 416
[11:27:53] <chromas> Sweet! 416 positive reviews so far
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[11:33:29] <FatPhil> of course, but you do owe me $10 now
[11:33:40] <FatPhil> #whoup chromas
[11:33:50] <FatPhil> bots--
[11:33:50] <Bender> karma - bots: -69
[11:33:56] <chromas> -nice
[11:34:06] <chromas> !whoup chromas
[11:34:06] <Bender> uppers of chromas are: Bytram: 119, crutchy: 107, FatPhil: 90, TheMightyBuzzard: 34, Subsentient: 14, c0lo: 10, Runaway1956: 8, JamesNZ: 6, cmn32480: 6, Sulla: 5, Teckla: 4, Ethanol-fueled: 3, arti: 3, chromas: 3, mechanicjay: 3, n1: 3, Bytram|away: 2, boru: 2, mrcoolbp: 2, tedious: 2, progo: 2, geotti: 2, Bytram_dewey: 2, RandomFactor: 2, crutchy_: 2, monopoly: 2, joepublic: - 1 more
[11:34:09] <chromas> !more
[11:34:10] <Bender> 1, carny: 1, SemperOSS: 1, NotSulla: 1, raxas: 1, SoyGuest72711: 1, xlefay: 1, dyingtolive: 1, nick: 1, juggs: 1, Fnord666: 1, jasassin: 1, aqu4: 1, prospectacle: 1, exec: 1, prospectable: 1, nutherguy: 1, dogfart: 1, Ashbentiel: 1, SoyCow1984: 1, guy_: 1, SoyGuest95935: 1, stderr: 1, |: 1
[11:34:26] <chromas> Yes, a little cheating never hurt anyone
[11:35:23] <FatPhil> Man, what happened to SoyGuest72711, I miss him
[11:36:33] <FatPhil> wait a sec - he's just one of your sockpuppets, and you've been manipulating the stats for your own benefit!
[11:51:41] <FatPhil> I think I may have seen part of that Harry Potter movie. It was execrable.
[11:59:15] <FatPhil> !whodown chromas
[11:59:15] <Bender> downers of chromas are: chromas: -18, FatPhil: -13, TheMightyBuzzard: -3, Bytram: -2, inz: -1, monopoly: -1, ctl: -1, chr: -1, ar: -1, SoyGuest88839: -1, Sulla: -1, \windows\system32: -1, boru: -1, c0lo: -1
[11:59:23] <FatPhil> o/
[12:01:54] <chromas> \o
[12:02:40] <chromas> !bier Imogen
[12:02:40] * Bender geeft een flesje bavaria aan Imogen
[12:02:44] <chromas> !sex FatPhil
[12:02:44] * Bender Ja lekker! FatPhil
[12:03:57] <chromas> If I put that into Google Translate, it has a spelling correction for me, unless I put it into German. Then it suggest switching to Estonian
[12:07:21] <FatPhil> !olut chromas
[12:08:26] <chromas> !list bier
[12:08:26] <Bender> bier plugin has the following commands:
[12:08:31] <chromas> !help bier
[12:08:31] <Bender> help on bier: arguments: [<nick>] - get a beer
[12:08:35] <Bender> permissions: USER - location: jsb.plugs.common.koffie - examples: bier
[12:08:38] <chromas> nooo
[12:08:44] <chromas> !list koffie
[12:08:44] <Bender> koffie plugin has the following commands: koekje, roken, thee, chips, sex, soep, bier, wijn, taart, koek, beledig, fris, koffie
[12:09:02] <FatPhil> I am one beer away from having had 13 beers from each of 13 breweries in 13 different countries.
[12:09:26] <chromas> koek and koekje. It's truly got everything!
[12:09:41] <FatPhil> I passed the 12x12x12 milestone about 3 years ago, it's bloody difficult
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[12:46:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft: Windows Needs at Least 8 Hours Online to Update Reliably - https://sylnt.us
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[15:47:15] <FatPhil> #weather
[15:47:16] <MrPlow> Caffeine, 10123 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Snow (1–4 in.) in the morning and afternoon." 33/23F, Humidity: 85%, Precip: 64%, Wind ~18mph. Mon: "Foggy throughout the day." 24/20F, Humidity: 78%, Precip: 34%, Wind ~16mph. Tue: "Foggy in the morning." 23/14F, Humidity: 76%, Precip: 20%, Wind ~8mph.
[15:47:39] <FatPhil> Yup, sounds bloody windy
[16:43:57] <FatPhil> I wonder why the bot has identified my location as "Caffeine"
[16:47:04] <t3> it was probably just a suggestion, the bots like to be praised
[16:47:30] <t3> they're not smart enough to suggest alcohol yet
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[17:17:34] <FatPhil> bots--
[17:17:34] <Bender> karma - bots: -70
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[17:20:06] <SoyCow0420> The Jews Collins and Murkowski MUST GO along with Mitch McConnel
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[17:23:48] <Bytram> Dump and run. So afraid to enter a meaningful discussion about their comment, because do not have any ability to support it. Shame!
[17:30:54] <FatPhil> but 420, so total lollacopter
[17:35:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Preserving a Floppy Disk With a Logic Analyzer and a Serial Cable - https://sylnt.us - better-than-storing-data-on-a-cassete-tape
[17:52:05] * Runaway1956 shellacs all his floppies to preserve them
[18:03:30] <FatPhil> coat them in concrete to keep them fresh.
[18:04:20] <FatPhil> do you know the aussie cook and debunker on youtube?
[18:05:04] <Runaway1956> Has Australia been debunked? I never did believe there was a continent at the bottom of the world.
[18:06:30] <Bytram> you're looking at it wrong -- they re at the top
[18:06:37] <FatPhil> Ann Reardon
[18:06:48] <Bytram> #weather Sydney
[18:06:49] <MrPlow> Northern Boardwalk, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 82/71F, Humidity: 80%, Precip: 15%, Wind ~6mph. Tue: "Clear throughout the day." 87/72F, Humidity: 76%, Precip: 19%, Wind ~7mph. Wed: "Light rain throughout the day." 74/66F, Humidity: 84%, Precip: 88%, Wind ~14mph.
[18:07:19] <FatPhil> highly recommended, her husband always tastes the results of her experiments
[18:09:15] <FatPhil> she debunks lots of things, many are food-related
[18:09:16] <Runaway1956> You can't trust any woman with a widow's peak!
[18:09:39] <Runaway1956> Worse, she speaks with an accent!
[18:10:09] <FatPhil> how to make a cake using nothing but an egg, a cup, and a microwave in 2 minutes - that kind of shit
[18:10:29] <FatPhil> you speak with an accent!
[18:11:12] <FatPhil> chromas toips with en excent.
[18:11:30] * Runaway1956 thought he sneaked his accent past the censors
[18:12:46] <FatPhil> g/f's yanky accent is so mild most people don't guess she's from the US at all
[18:14:06] <Runaway1956> Women are amusing - she uses a spoon to eat a couple ounces of agave syrup - whereas most men would just down it like it was a shot of whiskey
[18:54:14] <FatPhil> straw
[18:54:18] <FatPhil> nasally
[18:58:19] <janrinok> needle
[18:58:24] <janrinok> intravenously
[19:07:09] <FatPhil> tampon
[19:07:13] <FatPhil> anally
[19:08:21] <Runaway1956> No, hose
[19:08:24] <Runaway1956> anally
[19:16:12] <FatPhil> Oi! You can't reuse my anus!
[19:22:13] <janrinok> ... said Michael Barrymore
[19:50:24] <chromas> !grab FatPhil
[19:50:24] <Bender> Added quote 1060
[19:51:35] <FatPhil> finally, I can talk again
[19:51:52] <chromas> Could've czanged nichs
[19:52:26] <FatPhil> #NoNickTwattery
[19:54:09] <chromas> No twattery, but nickotry is fine, my nikka
[19:54:32] <FatPhil> US language question - are there any contexts where the UK-ish "lift" is used at all, rather than your "elevator" alternative? grain elevators are grain elevators, etc....
[19:55:06] <chromas> Elevator with your back, not your legs
[19:55:35] <FatPhil> do you have a "cargo lift"?
[19:56:36] <chromas> Yeah, it's by Jed Kurzel
[19:57:00] <FatPhil> Ray Kurzweil?
[19:57:49] <chromas> Sounds made up
[19:58:03] <chromas> oi we have forklifts
[19:58:36] <FatPhil> jed seems aussie
[19:58:54] <FatPhil> are you chanelling c0lon?
[19:59:07] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[19:59:08] <systemd> ^ 03Jed Kurzel - "Cargo Lift" (Alien Covenant OST)
[19:59:57] <FatPhil> Aussie is closer to english than yankee
[20:00:03] <chromas> oi mighty, les'ave anoutha Foaster's cunt
[20:00:17] <FatPhil> essex?
[20:00:30] <chromas> 386
[20:00:44] <FatPhil> 8-bit humpur
[20:00:50] <FatPhil> humour!
[20:00:52] <chromas> I think they're called Celerons now though
[20:00:53] <FatPhil> shit
[20:01:45] <chromas> exactly. the garbage nobody wants
[20:02:23] <chromas> things the essex, celeron and 13 colonies all have in common
[20:03:48] * FatPhil flings chromas some teabags
[20:05:01] * chromas bunts them into the nearest water with a batouttahell
[20:07:19] <FatPhil> they didn't have covid.
[20:07:29] <FatPhil> we've changed our ways
[20:07:55] <FatPhil> we no longer hand out things with virions in them
[20:10:23] <chromas> Sorry, just a reflex. We're taught in our pubic schools from birth with critical waste teary
[20:11:44] <Runaway1956> Hark! Harold's angels taught us that on Sexame Street.
[20:23:39] <FatPhil> trying out a new joke...
[20:24:22] <FatPhil> who wants to hear it, it's only 4 words long
[20:24:30] <FatPhil> a bit edgy
[20:24:41] <chromas> This joke is just four words long! This joke is just four words long! This joke is just four words long!
[20:25:08] <FatPhil> that's a long way of saying "yup" isn't it
[20:25:34] <chromas> =yt six words long
[20:25:35] <systemd> https://youtube.com - [This Song's Just] Six Words Long (03:38; 322,064 views; 👍5,160 👎[hidden by butthurt Google employees])
[20:26:07] <chromas> also I see what you did there
[20:26:18] <chromas> you trying who a that
[20:26:21] <FatPhil> very familiar with both the chord and the words
[20:27:01] <FatPhil> we've tried to get it to 3 word, but it doesn't quite work
[20:27:19] <FatPhil> Prevent rape
[20:27:22] <FatPhil> say yes
[20:27:29] <chromas> do it american style
[20:28:30] <FatPhil> Jimmy Carr basically did that joke, but it was 8 words. 4 words is better than 8.
[20:29:45] <chromas> maybe do it in German. They have compound words right?
[20:30:02] <chromas> It'll be just as long, but you can call it a single word
[20:30:24] <FatPhil> aglutinative
[20:30:49] * FatPhil summons boru for gremanic hints
[20:37:32] <halibut> FatPhil: I think this video has been mentioned here before, but this guy could probably help you with your drone idea: https://www.youtube.com
[20:37:35] <systemd> ^ 03Teaching a Robot Dog to Pee Beer
[20:42:54] <FatPhil> halibut: yeah, I think I know that one. Great idea, terrible execution
[20:49:36] <Runaway1956> Is everyone prepared for the Phat Rodent Safari? If you bang those suckers before they can stand up and look around, they'll never see their shadows!
[20:50:58] <Runaway1956> Remember folks, you want a fast light bullet, no need for your Grandaddy's .4000 Supermax ExtraMagnum
[21:11:50] <SoyGuest46983> Runaway1956: You were joking about getting a $92000 check from amazon right?
[21:12:41] <Runaway1956> Why would a man joke about that? If you read self improvement books, you've probably read something I've done!
[21:13:18] <Runaway1956> What I found irritating is, they didn't send the check or the IRS forms until after my taxes were already done!
[21:15:12] <FatPhil> can I cross the border and get myself a check?
[21:15:53] <FatPhil> I'm even prepared to spell "cheque" "check" just to keep you francophobes happy.
[21:16:24] <Bytram> FatPhil: Maybe you could find a... Czech?
[21:16:56] <Runaway1956> I think the cheques are only available if you cross the southern border, on foot, or maybe on mule or horse, but no wheels.
[21:17:07] <FatPhil> one of the nicknames for father of Ghism Maxwell, Robert Maxwell, was "the bouncing czech"
[21:17:39] <Runaway1956> What kind of name is Ghism, anyway? Does that translate to 'Geraldine'?
[21:17:48] <FatPhil> Come on
[21:18:10] <FatPhil> Her name says "Jizz lane" to me
[21:18:31] <Runaway1956> I was thinking that, but Bytram insists we keep things civil.
[21:18:58] <FatPhil> FatPhil--
[21:19:07] <FatPhil> bots--
[21:19:07] <Bender> karma - bots: -71
[21:19:12] <Bytram> Deal! Civil it is!
[21:19:24] <FatPhil> Fuck you bots - I demand the right to down-rate myself\
[21:20:14] <Bytram> FatPhil-- I can help with that!
[21:20:14] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 163
[21:20:21] <FatPhil> Bytram++ thank you
[21:20:21] <Bender> karma - bytram: 183
[21:20:37] <Bytram> LOL!
[21:20:45] <Bytram> FatPhil++
[21:20:45] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 164
[21:20:52] <FatPhil> Oh no...
[21:20:54] <Bytram> Oh. Wait!
[21:21:16] <Runaway1956> FatPhil00
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[21:29:48] <tedious> everybody++
[21:29:48] <Bender> karma - everybody: 1
[21:29:53] <tedious> :)
[21:41:11] <chromas> FatPhil: it's easy if you try
[21:41:15] <chromas> Chromas--
[21:41:15] <Bender> karma - chromas: 415
[21:51:05] <Runaway1956> https://nameberry.com
[21:51:06] <systemd> ^ 03Ghislaine - Baby Name Meaning, Origin, and Popularity
[22:09:55] <FatPhil> fatphil--
[22:09:55] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 163
[22:10:11] <FatPhil> dayumn
[22:12:46] <Bytram> #weather Cape Canaveral, FL
[22:12:47] <MrPlow> unnamed road, Brevard County, FL, USA - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 54/40F, Humidity: 49%, Precip: 0%, Wind ~8mph. Mon: "Clear throughout the day." 64/50F, Humidity: 55%, Precip: 0%, Wind ~7mph. Tue: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 74/58F, Humidity: 54%, Precip: 5%, Wind ~11mph.
[22:15:14] <FatPhil> [heart]jiz-len
[22:15:35] <Bytram> =g Carley Simon?
[22:15:36] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Carly Simon - Wikipedia
[22:15:47] <chromas> https://www.eff.org
[22:15:47] <systemd> ^ 03The U.K. Paid $724,000 For A Creepy Campaign To Convince People That Encryption is Bad. It Won’t Work.
[22:15:50] <FatPhil> I bet you think this wikipedia page is about you
[22:15:53] <chromas> Why are they spending dollars?
[22:16:24] <FatPhil> because they bought something american?
[22:17:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lenovo Could Make a Move Into Semiconductor Design - https://sylnt.us
[22:18:13] <FatPhil> samsung did it, apple did it, why wouldn't lenovo do it?
[22:21:05] <Bytram> There's supposed to be a SpaceX launch today (with the booster returning to the launch site!) I thought it was supposed to be in 1/2 hr or 45 minutes or so, but I cannot seem to locate it on-line... SpaceX usually streams video live in YouTube.
[22:21:46] <Bytram> Can anyone please locate the video stream for me?
[22:32:31] <FatPhil> launching spy satellites? try cia.gov ?
[22:34:29] <Bytram> Actually, there might be 2 flights! CSG-2 and the launch of some Starlink satellites
[22:34:46] <Bytram> =g spacex CSG-2
[22:34:46] <systemd> https://www.spacelaunchschedule.com - SpaceX - CSG-2 - Falcon 9 Block 5 Rocket Launch
[22:35:09] <Bytram> =w spacex CSG-2
[22:35:10] <systemd> and LZ-2 were built on land leased in February 2015, on the site of the former Cape Canaveral Launch Complex 13. SpaceX built Landing Zone 2 at the facility - https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:38:22] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:38:22] <systemd> ^ 03COSMO-SkyMed - Wikipedia
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[22:46:14] <Professor_Piss> Hello students. Today's lesson will involve a "hidden" implication of an otherwise straightforward lesson.
[22:46:17] <Professor_Piss> https://medium.com
[22:46:18] <systemd> ^ 03What to Know About Golden Penis Syndrome
[22:46:56] <Professor_Piss> Now, if the syndrome was really about what the article discussed, then it would be called a "Golden Ratio" syndrome rather than "Golden Penis" syndrome.
[22:47:11] <Bytram> https://youtu.be
[22:47:12] <systemd> ^ 03COSMO-SkyMed Second Generation FM2 Mission ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:47:40] <Professor_Piss> The "hidden" implication, simply put, is that golden penis syndrome is really a matter of being a size-queen, hence the poorly-hidden intent of the article title.
[22:47:58] <Bytram> Professor_Piss: this is a public channel. Please choose another one.
[22:48:30] <Professor_Piss> Oh well. My previous post is all that is needed for today's lesson. Bye!
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[22:49:46] <Bytram> That seems to be it! ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:49:47] <systemd> ^ 03COSMO-SkyMed Second Generation FM2 Mission
[22:50:35] <FatPhil> Nah, GPS is a well-known leftist thing. Fewer men accepted into colleges #WomenMostAffected
[22:50:47] <Bytram> ALSO SEE: ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:50:48] <systemd> ^ 03COSMO-SkyMed Second Generation FM2 Mission Control Audio
[22:51:13] <FatPhil> Men keep dying in wars #WomenBackHomeMostAffected
[22:52:03] <tedious> Is starlink offering service to customers yet?
[22:52:15] <Bytram> the dead men might disagree with that, if they could!
[22:52:29] <FatPhil> Literally, that's exactly my point.
[22:52:57] <Bytram> FatPhil++
[22:52:57] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 164
[22:53:11] <FatPhil> However, that was a fucking headline in some absolutely mainstream news source in the last few years. Probably the BBC, for shame.
[22:54:11] <FatPhil> When I see the charts of political bias vs. reliability for various news sources, and I see the BBC high on the reliability axis, I'm literally agog.
[22:55:23] <Bytram> If you had another mouth, could you be bi-gog?
[22:55:33] <Bytram> ;)
[22:56:03] <FatPhil> a- is generally "without", so one more mouth would be one mouth.
[22:58:11] <FatPhil> though that's more gob then gog
[22:58:52] <Bytram> asynchronous, arrhythmia, ... Ooops! You got me!
[22:59:33] <Bytram> FatPhil++
[22:59:33] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 165
[23:01:09] <Bytram> launch is no-go right now, because a cruise ship(?) is heading to the restricted area around the site.
[23:01:17] <FatPhil> the guardian seems to have an article titled "War disproportionately affects women", which I think demonstrates that the left can be as loonie as the rwnjs like to remind us.
[23:01:27] <Bytram> *cruise liner.
[23:02:08] <Bytram> T-10
[23:02:17] <FatPhil> https://preview.redd.it
[23:02:34] <Bytram> taking quick break before launch
[23:03:23] <FatPhil> https://www.snopes.com
[23:03:24] <systemd> ^ 03Hillary Clinton and the Victims of War
[23:03:50] <FatPhil> https://www.snopes.com
[23:11:46] <Bytram> Hold Hold Hold
[23:12:06] <Bytram> ship in the hazard area
[23:12:31] <Bytram> Try again tomorrow!
[23:12:53] <Bytram> Dunno what time, though.
[23:19:49] <Bytram> From Ars Technica: SpaceX - CSG-2 - F9 B1052.3 from CCSFS SLC-40: Backup Day #1 = Monday, January 31 at 23:11 UTC (18:11 EST). Note: Booster landing at CCSFS LZ-1.
[23:24:53] <Bytram> ( https://twitter.com ): "Standing down from today's launch of COSMO-SkyMed Second Generation FM2 due to ship in the hazard area; team is setting up for next opportunity tomorrow, January 31 at 6:11 p.m. EST"
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[23:35:06] <tedious> So no starlink any time soon?
[23:36:00] <tedious> It's been ages since people started getting excited and sending in money to pre-order so I thought it must be active by now.
[23:43:13] <tedious> Must be the covid shutdowns keeping them from launching enough satellites.
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