#soylent | Logs for 2022-01-27
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[22:43:30] <SoyCow1712> Special discount for those who lost a relative in the Holocaust.
[22:43:11] <SoyCow1712> One-stop shopping for all of your Holocaust victimhood needs!
[22:41:47] <systemd> ^ 03Tales of the Holohoax - Rollercoasters, Electric Floors, Fighting Bears and Eagles in Cages, Oy Vey!
[22:41:45] <SoyCow1712> https://newamericangovernment.org
[22:41:22] <SoyCow1712> Oh, almost forgot. The "holocaust survivor" that witnessed their relative being frozen in a freezer, then shattering into six million pieces when they hit the floor!
[22:40:36] <SoyCow1712> Except for the masturbation machines, which is more of a Jap thing.
[22:40:03] <SoyCow1712> Almost forgot! Today is Holocaust rememberance day! Never forget about Elie Wiesel's masturbation machines, roller coasters straight into the oven, and floors that transform into electrocution pools! It's like reading about Donkey Kong Country and Doom obstacles 50 years before they were coded!
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[21:49:50] <SoyCow6774> There seems to be general crabbiness in the air. Is it because the Jews are rugpulling crypto? You could always make up for losses by following Nancy Pelosi's investment strategy, which is public. But you might have to get in and out quick with that one, as Nancy might not have much influence left.
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[21:16:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Obesity is More Common in People With Type 1 Diabetes Than Previously Thought - https://sylnt.us - spoonful-of-sugar
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[21:13:21] <FatPhil> .kick SoyCow6774
[21:13:19] <SoyCow6774> So there's a new book out called Red-Handed. I know you all ignore Breitbart-related stuff but it seems I was right when I figured out years ago that Jews were selling us out to the Chinks
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[20:41:59] <FatPhil> a taxi and a crash? that would be a self-driving tesla that will make you 30000$/yr. You'd be insane to buy any other vehicle.
[20:32:08] <chromas> Not sure. I see some headlines about a tax and a crash
[20:31:47] <t3> linus trolled crypto-bros with an "I am Satoshi" commit
[20:28:13] <FatPhil> if it's not a silly question, what's happened to cryptos today - any partucular news or announcements?
[20:27:24] <chromas> Once you pop, you don't stop
[20:26:21] <FatPhil> is it like trying to get more air in a balloon?
[20:25:28] * chromas rubs hands à la le Happy Merchant
[20:25:02] <chromas> That's just what I want
[20:24:43] <FatPhil> chromas: don't ask that, he might take it as a challenge.
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[20:21:26] <SoyCow6774> All the Oy-Veying in the universe, all the forced "Holocaust" education, will not stop it
[20:21:18] <chromas> No it didn't. Porn and Disney are still here
[20:20:56] <SoyCow6774> The "pandemic" destroyed lots of friendships and families, but there was something else that it destroyed -- Jewish hegemony over American culture.
[20:20:19] <SoyCow6774> Not even the Jew-run media can cover it up!
[20:20:07] <SoyCow6774> Life is good, nobody who matters believes in the vax or masking anymore.
[20:19:46] <SoyCow6774> Whats up fellas!
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[20:19:05] <chromas> Is such a thing even possible?
[20:10:32] <FatPhil> Wow, Ari's going even fuller retard in the polkit story!
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[18:36:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Just Gave You the Best Reason Yet to Finally Quit Using Chrome - https://sylnt.us - grabbing-your-privates
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[15:48:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Exceeded Revenue Estimates in Q4 2021 by More than $1 Billion - https://sylnt.us
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[13:05:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Watson Health Finally Sold by IBM After 11 Months of Rumors - https://sylnt.us - ehh-what's-up,-doc?
[11:40:28] <systemd> ^ 03This Beard Stays
[11:40:26] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[11:09:14] <FatPhil> The change wouldn't have the desired impact - it would be a flop, see?
[11:08:31] <chromas> "no" but in some kind of pun form
[10:43:01] <FatPhil> would it make you hoppier if we changed the dept?
[10:26:52] <chromas> It wasn't a hare-owing tail?
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[10:15:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Arctic Hare Traveled at Least 388 Kilometers in a Record-breaking Journey - https://sylnt.us - hare-raising-story
[09:46:42] <systemd> https://youtube.com - The Alan Parsons Project - Games People Play (Official Video) (03:19; 9,896,242 views; 👍79,999 👎[hidden by butthurt Google employees])
[09:46:42] <FatPhil> =yt alan parsons project games people play
[09:46:14] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Australia Scientists Find 'Spooky' Spinning Object in Milky Way" (13p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:46:08] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.bbc.co.uk
[09:46:03] <FatPhil> I don't know Claire Newton - I read Berne. Use the source, Luke.
[09:35:23] <janrinok> It seems that Ari doesn't read Claire Newton - perhaps he should have skipped Sylvia Plath?
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[09:17:03] <systemd> ^ 03Narcissistic personality disorder - Symptoms and causes
[09:17:02] <FatPhil> but self stroking's just part of this: https://www.mayoclinic.org
[09:14:56] <systemd> https://www.clairenewton.co.za - Transactional Analysis – Part II (The Games We Play) - Claire Newton
[09:14:55] <FatPhil> =g berne stroke ta
[08:59:15] <Runinthesockus> What are "strokes"? Sorry to ask, English is not my first language.
[08:58:28] <FatPhil> A twat who can't stop talking about himself, as he's so desperate for strokes.
[08:57:51] <Runinthesockus> So who is this "ari" character?
[08:55:47] <Runinthesockus> And, she's gone.
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[08:55:16] <AzumaHazuki> right, unlike ari and runaway both, i have to be productive in the morning...time for a nap
[08:54:22] <FatPhil> dayumn, you did say "letter"
[08:54:07] <Runinthesockus> Really, Nobody read Sylvia Plath anymore, either>
[08:53:20] <FatPhil> sheeesh, get with the 20th century. no caps is kd lang nowadays.
[08:53:09] <AzumaHazuki> the exclamation mark is shift + 1 on US keyboards you know
[08:52:29] <Runinthesockus> Well, all caps is for right wing old people, no caps, as someone recently pointed out, is e.e. cummings.
[08:52:14] <FatPhil> no more exclamations for you, then!
[08:51:13] <AzumaHazuki> just for that i'm going to pretend the shift key doesn't exist when a letter would follow it
[08:50:50] <AzumaHazuki> see, i'm not sure whether that's a joke or not, but in either case it's so ridiculous i don't care :v
[08:49:41] <FatPhil> careful with your tone on this channel 'Zu - please use capitals at the start of sentences, otherwise some people might be offended by what you write.
[08:48:36] <AzumaHazuki> you've become what you claim to hate. you are now nearly as much of a problem as Runaway, and unfortunately more prolific a shitposter
[08:48:03] <AzumaHazuki> no, really, who do you think you're fooling with this shit?
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[08:45:23] <Runinthesockus> You know nothing. You suspect everything. You have become janrinok.
[08:39:49] <AzumaHazuki> we KNOW that
[08:39:47] <AzumaHazuki> "impartial," right. what fucking game are you playing with this, ari? trying to show how impossible it is to deal with crapflooding?
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[08:36:11] <Runinthesockus> Remember one car crash where there was leg in a boot, severed below the knee, but the foot kept hopping. Really funny to watch, if you are not the one involved.
[08:35:46] <FatPhil> depends if you dropped the patch of oil. did you never play diddy kong racing?
[08:34:36] <AzumaHazuki> it's not even that funny any longer. after you see a dozen car crashes you rubberneck less, you know?
[08:34:05] <FatPhil> yet has a positive component in the hilarious direction
[08:33:41] <AzumaHazuki> that comes with the transitive corollary that everyone else is dumber than them, too, which is damned insulting
[08:33:20] <AzumaHazuki> why do idiots always think they're the smartst people in the room?
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[08:31:30] -!- Runaway19X3 was kicked from #soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(FatPhil) no nick twattery]
[08:31:30] <FatPhil> .kick Runaway19X3 no nick twattery
[08:30:58] <Runaway19X3> Bye, boru, nice to see you here!
[08:30:58] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Adventures of aristarchus ( https://soylentnews.org )
[08:30:56] <janrinok> Ari, take a look here: https://soylentnews.org Who is doing the outing?
[08:30:38] <AzumaHazuki> too bad, so sad, eat the proverbial bag of dicks
[08:30:21] <Runaway19X3> Not ari, as I said before, but you know, with your banning talk, you are starting to sound like them.
[08:30:09] <AzumaHazuki> congratulations, you played yourself
[08:29:56] <AzumaHazuki> if you had one tenth the honor and forthrightness i did, never posting AC or socking, i'd have some respect left for you. as it is, you've just become what you hate
[08:29:42] <Runaway19X3> janrinok cannot handle, he has outed ACs in violation of SN policy.
[08:29:25] <AzumaHazuki> hey, ari, free hint for you: "anyone who disagrees with your methods" != alt-right
[08:29:20] <boru> Yeah, I'm going back to work, as well. This is a waste of time.
[08:29:04] <Runaway19X3> Christ, 'Zumi has joined the alt-right!
[08:28:56] <AzumaHazuki> LOL, classic
[08:28:45] <janrinok> see you guys later....
[08:28:19] <AzumaHazuki> also? patriotism has been replaced by tone trolling as the last refuge of the scoundrel
[08:28:15] <Runaway19X3> There are no arisocks, there is only Zuul!
[08:27:59] <AzumaHazuki> get your vision checked then
[08:27:46] <boru> From what I can see, you want to run off people who annoy you or disagree with you.
[08:27:32] <AzumaHazuki> simple: i can take care of the arisocks that come in, and runaway has stated he'll leave if he thinks i'm getting too powerful
[08:27:09] <boru> Why should either of you be opped?
[08:27:09] <AzumaHazuki> i have him on ignore, so i don't know if he's talking or not
[08:26:55] <janrinok> Why Runaway when you are complaining about Ari? Show me a post from Runaway in the last 10 minutes
[08:26:53] <AzumaHazuki> "we" "could" but why would "we?"
[08:26:34] <boru> Or we could op him.
[08:26:08] <AzumaHazuki> here's an idea: op me. runaway will shit himself and run off, not necessarily in that order, if i end up op'd
[08:25:54] <janrinok> If you can't clean the crap up - how are we supposed to do it?
[08:25:45] <boru> You could also not complain, unless you want to start paying for full time chanops to be here to protect your sensibilities 24/7.
[08:25:04] <Runaway19X3> BTW, not Ari, just a sympathizer.
[08:25:03] <AzumaHazuki> just ban the bastards
[08:24:58] <AzumaHazuki> christ, the admins are worthless too. clean this crap up properly and you won't hear me complaining
[08:24:54] <janrinok> ... that's Ari too,
[08:24:36] <Runaway19X3> I would suggest you ignore him.
[08:24:27] <boru> No magic involved.
[08:24:25] <janrinok> AzumaHazuki, best you stay out of it. I know they are Ari, you know they are Ari. Just ignore them.
[08:24:20] <boru> By not reading, or responding to, their messages.
[08:23:55] <AzumaHazuki> regex isn't magic, even if it seems like it sometimes
[08:23:46] <AzumaHazuki> how, precisely, do i ignore a sockpuppetter like ari whose nicks have no particular pattern?
[08:23:29] <AzumaHazuki> i already have runaway on ignore
[08:23:17] <boru> So use /ignore, rather than polluting the channel for everyone else with your tirades.
[08:22:50] <AzumaHazuki> i don't want anything to do with those two morons
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[08:22:40] <AzumaHazuki> better idea: kick those two and let them have their own
[08:22:25] <boru> The three of you could make your own channel.
[08:22:17] <boru> And from what I can see, the culprits are primarily AzumaHazuki, Runaway1956 and Aristarchus.
[08:21:56] <boru> There is an astounding amount of drama here in this channel.
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[08:21:14] <FatPhil> .kick LittleRiverSheriff
[08:21:04] <FatPhil> looks like I just woke up in time for the fun
[08:20:57] <LittleRiverSheriff> Fuck off, Zumi! wait, who are you?
[08:20:46] <FatPhil> now then, let's keep things civil here ;-)
[08:20:39] <janrinok> .kick SoyGuest57359
[08:20:28] <AzumaHazuki> fuck off from SN, fuck off from IRC, and in general fuck off
[08:20:16] <AzumaHazuki> fuck off, Ari
[08:20:10] <janrinok> you ought to check your own indicated origins sometime Ari
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[08:18:18] <SoyGuest57359> .freeznc.ru Figures.
[07:57:28] <AzumaHazuki> lol, what did he do this time?
[07:55:03] <janrinok> Runaway1956, PM
[07:53:40] <janrinok> Runaway PM
[07:46:36] <Runaway1956> are you melting down, or what?
[07:46:19] <Runaway1956> Oh, hi ari
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[06:32:29] <chromas> no those are real
[06:32:25] <t3> and I saw a 10 in the latest story
[06:32:09] <t3> are 1,2,6-8 *not* sockpuppets?
[06:31:01] <t3> nah, gotta hyphenate, 3 character minimum
[06:30:25] * chromas checks for t4, t5 and t7 socks
[06:30:13] <chromas> Hm
[06:29:47] <chromas> (Also 4, 5 and 10)
[06:29:46] <t3> I never would've guessed!
[06:28:33] <chromas> Is it bad form to publicize that Fuck You Niggers 9 appears to be a sockpuppet of Fuck You Niggers 3?
[05:59:18] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | crimnals don't need no steenkin background check ( https://soylentnews.org )
[05:59:17] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[05:58:45] <systemd> ^ 03Fuck You Niggers 9 - SoylentNews User
[05:58:44] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[05:58:39] <systemd> ^ 03Fuck You Niggers 9 - SoylentNews User
[05:58:38] <Runaway1956> chromas fatphil janrinok https://soylentnews.org
[04:48:52] <tedious> I knew that was bad and I should have kept it off my system.
[04:48:28] <tedious> Uh oh that's polkit.
[04:45:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Major Linux PolicyKit Security Vulnerability Uncovered: Pwnkit - https://sylnt.us
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[01:28:47] <Runaway1956> Kanye West: Half of black deaths in America are caused by abortion.
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[01:07:19] <Runaway1956> My beans cook all night, and they're eaten up in 20 minutes!
[01:06:30] <Runaway1956> My beans better than her beans!
[00:59:42] <AzumaHazuki> i cooked up dried black beans and hominy corn, made sauce from tomato/onion/garlic, then added vinegar-marinated pork and gave it all another 20 minutes. delicious
[00:59:15] <AzumaHazuki> good noms
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[00:46:18] <SoyCow6149> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[00:46:16] <systemd> ^ 03NBA Interrupts Wizards-Clippers Game with Chinese Ambassador Speech - DALLASNEWS247
[00:46:15] <SoyCow6149> https://dallasnews247.com
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[00:40:45] <Bytram> 2) British : head, pate
[00:39:54] <systemd> https://www.merriam-webster.com - Bonce Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster;
[00:39:53] <Bytram> =g bonce
[00:34:37] <FatPhil> unless your brain's not working, of course.
[00:34:26] <FatPhil> if your brain's working, then you lose 100W from your bonce. So standing next to a light bulb will never be a nett gain.