#soylent | Logs for 2022-01-27
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[00:34:26] <FatPhil> if your brain's working, then you lose 100W from your bonce. So standing next to a light bulb will never be a nett gain.
[00:34:37] <FatPhil> unless your brain's not working, of course.
[00:39:53] <Bytram> =g bonce
[00:39:54] <systemd> https://www.merriam-webster.com - Bonce Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster;
[00:40:45] <Bytram> 2) British : head, pate
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[00:46:15] <SoyCow6149> https://dallasnews247.com
[00:46:16] <systemd> ^ 03NBA Interrupts Wizards-Clippers Game with Chinese Ambassador Speech - DALLASNEWS247
[00:46:18] <SoyCow6149> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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[00:59:15] <AzumaHazuki> good noms
[00:59:42] <AzumaHazuki> i cooked up dried black beans and hominy corn, made sauce from tomato/onion/garlic, then added vinegar-marinated pork and gave it all another 20 minutes. delicious
[01:06:30] <Runaway1956> My beans better than her beans!
[01:07:19] <Runaway1956> My beans cook all night, and they're eaten up in 20 minutes!
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[01:28:47] <Runaway1956> Kanye West: Half of black deaths in America are caused by abortion.
[01:55:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twist: MIT’s New Programming Language for Quantum Computing - https://sylnt.us - has-it-been-endorsed-by-Chubby-Checker?
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[04:45:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Major Linux PolicyKit Security Vulnerability Uncovered: Pwnkit - https://sylnt.us
[04:48:28] <tedious> Uh oh that's polkit.
[04:48:52] <tedious> I knew that was bad and I should have kept it off my system.
[05:58:38] <Runaway1956> chromas fatphil janrinok https://soylentnews.org
[05:58:39] <systemd> ^ 03Fuck You Niggers 9 - SoylentNews User
[05:58:44] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[05:58:45] <systemd> ^ 03Fuck You Niggers 9 - SoylentNews User
[05:59:17] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[05:59:18] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | crimnals don't need no steenkin background check ( https://soylentnews.org )
[06:28:33] <chromas> Is it bad form to publicize that Fuck You Niggers 9 appears to be a sockpuppet of Fuck You Niggers 3?
[06:29:46] <t3> I never would've guessed!
[06:29:47] <chromas> (Also 4, 5 and 10)
[06:30:13] <chromas> Hm
[06:30:25] * chromas checks for t4, t5 and t7 socks
[06:31:01] <t3> nah, gotta hyphenate, 3 character minimum
[06:32:09] <t3> are 1,2,6-8 *not* sockpuppets?
[06:32:25] <t3> and I saw a 10 in the latest story
[06:32:29] <chromas> no those are real
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[07:27:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kirigami Robotic Grippers are Delicate Enough to Lift Egg Yolks - https://sylnt.us - get-a-grip
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[07:46:19] <Runaway1956> Oh, hi ari
[07:46:36] <Runaway1956> are you melting down, or what?
[07:53:40] <janrinok> Runaway PM
[07:55:03] <janrinok> Runaway1956, PM
[07:57:28] <AzumaHazuki> lol, what did he do this time?
[08:18:18] <SoyGuest57359> .freeznc.ru Figures.
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[08:20:10] <janrinok> you ought to check your own indicated origins sometime Ari
[08:20:16] <AzumaHazuki> fuck off, Ari
[08:20:28] <AzumaHazuki> fuck off from SN, fuck off from IRC, and in general fuck off
[08:20:39] <janrinok> .kick SoyGuest57359
[08:20:46] <FatPhil> now then, let's keep things civil here ;-)
[08:20:57] <LittleRiverSheriff> Fuck off, Zumi! wait, who are you?
[08:21:04] <FatPhil> looks like I just woke up in time for the fun
[08:21:14] <FatPhil> .kick LittleRiverSheriff
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[08:21:56] <boru> There is an astounding amount of drama here in this channel.
[08:22:17] <boru> And from what I can see, the culprits are primarily AzumaHazuki, Runaway1956 and Aristarchus.
[08:22:25] <boru> The three of you could make your own channel.
[08:22:40] <AzumaHazuki> better idea: kick those two and let them have their own
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[08:22:50] <AzumaHazuki> i don't want anything to do with those two morons
[08:23:17] <boru> So use /ignore, rather than polluting the channel for everyone else with your tirades.
[08:23:29] <AzumaHazuki> i already have runaway on ignore
[08:23:46] <AzumaHazuki> how, precisely, do i ignore a sockpuppetter like ari whose nicks have no particular pattern?
[08:23:55] <AzumaHazuki> regex isn't magic, even if it seems like it sometimes
[08:24:20] <boru> By not reading, or responding to, their messages.
[08:24:25] <janrinok> AzumaHazuki, best you stay out of it. I know they are Ari, you know they are Ari. Just ignore them.
[08:24:27] <boru> No magic involved.
[08:24:36] <Runaway19X3> I would suggest you ignore him.
[08:24:54] <janrinok> ... that's Ari too,
[08:24:58] <AzumaHazuki> christ, the admins are worthless too. clean this crap up properly and you won't hear me complaining
[08:25:03] <AzumaHazuki> just ban the bastards
[08:25:04] <Runaway19X3> BTW, not Ari, just a sympathizer.
[08:25:45] <boru> You could also not complain, unless you want to start paying for full time chanops to be here to protect your sensibilities 24/7.
[08:25:54] <janrinok> If you can't clean the crap up - how are we supposed to do it?
[08:26:08] <AzumaHazuki> here's an idea: op me. runaway will shit himself and run off, not necessarily in that order, if i end up op'd
[08:26:34] <boru> Or we could op him.
[08:26:53] <AzumaHazuki> "we" "could" but why would "we?"
[08:26:55] <janrinok> Why Runaway when you are complaining about Ari? Show me a post from Runaway in the last 10 minutes
[08:27:09] <AzumaHazuki> i have him on ignore, so i don't know if he's talking or not
[08:27:09] <boru> Why should either of you be opped?
[08:27:32] <AzumaHazuki> simple: i can take care of the arisocks that come in, and runaway has stated he'll leave if he thinks i'm getting too powerful
[08:27:46] <boru> From what I can see, you want to run off people who annoy you or disagree with you.
[08:27:59] <AzumaHazuki> get your vision checked then
[08:28:15] <Runaway19X3> There are no arisocks, there is only Zuul!
[08:28:19] <AzumaHazuki> also? patriotism has been replaced by tone trolling as the last refuge of the scoundrel
[08:28:45] <janrinok> see you guys later....
[08:28:56] <AzumaHazuki> LOL, classic
[08:29:04] <Runaway19X3> Christ, 'Zumi has joined the alt-right!
[08:29:20] <boru> Yeah, I'm going back to work, as well. This is a waste of time.
[08:29:25] <AzumaHazuki> hey, ari, free hint for you: "anyone who disagrees with your methods" != alt-right
[08:29:42] <Runaway19X3> janrinok cannot handle, he has outed ACs in violation of SN policy.
[08:29:56] <AzumaHazuki> if you had one tenth the honor and forthrightness i did, never posting AC or socking, i'd have some respect left for you. as it is, you've just become what you hate
[08:30:09] <AzumaHazuki> congratulations, you played yourself
[08:30:21] <Runaway19X3> Not ari, as I said before, but you know, with your banning talk, you are starting to sound like them.
[08:30:38] <AzumaHazuki> too bad, so sad, eat the proverbial bag of dicks
[08:30:56] <janrinok> Ari, take a look here: https://soylentnews.org Who is doing the outing?
[08:30:58] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Adventures of aristarchus ( https://soylentnews.org )
[08:30:58] <Runaway19X3> Bye, boru, nice to see you here!
[08:31:30] <FatPhil> .kick Runaway19X3 no nick twattery
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[08:32:31] -!- mode/#soylent [+b Runaway19X*!*@*] by FatPhil
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[08:33:20] <AzumaHazuki> why do idiots always think they're the smartst people in the room?
[08:33:41] <AzumaHazuki> that comes with the transitive corollary that everyone else is dumber than them, too, which is damned insulting
[08:34:05] <FatPhil> yet has a positive component in the hilarious direction
[08:34:36] <AzumaHazuki> it's not even that funny any longer. after you see a dozen car crashes you rubberneck less, you know?
[08:35:46] <FatPhil> depends if you dropped the patch of oil. did you never play diddy kong racing?
[08:36:11] <Runinthesockus> Remember one car crash where there was leg in a boot, severed below the knee, but the foot kept hopping. Really funny to watch, if you are not the one involved.
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[08:39:47] <AzumaHazuki> "impartial," right. what fucking game are you playing with this, ari? trying to show how impossible it is to deal with crapflooding?
[08:39:49] <AzumaHazuki> we KNOW that
[08:45:23] <Runinthesockus> You know nothing. You suspect everything. You have become janrinok.
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[08:48:03] <AzumaHazuki> no, really, who do you think you're fooling with this shit?
[08:48:36] <AzumaHazuki> you've become what you claim to hate. you are now nearly as much of a problem as Runaway, and unfortunately more prolific a shitposter
[08:49:41] <FatPhil> careful with your tone on this channel 'Zu - please use capitals at the start of sentences, otherwise some people might be offended by what you write.
[08:50:50] <AzumaHazuki> see, i'm not sure whether that's a joke or not, but in either case it's so ridiculous i don't care :v
[08:51:13] <AzumaHazuki> just for that i'm going to pretend the shift key doesn't exist when a letter would follow it
[08:52:14] <FatPhil> no more exclamations for you, then!
[08:52:29] <Runinthesockus> Well, all caps is for right wing old people, no caps, as someone recently pointed out, is e.e. cummings.
[08:53:09] <AzumaHazuki> the exclamation mark is shift + 1 on US keyboards you know
[08:53:20] <FatPhil> sheeesh, get with the 20th century. no caps is kd lang nowadays.
[08:54:07] <Runinthesockus> Really, Nobody read Sylvia Plath anymore, either>
[08:54:22] <FatPhil> dayumn, you did say "letter"
[08:55:16] <AzumaHazuki> right, unlike ari and runaway both, i have to be productive in the morning...time for a nap
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[08:55:47] <Runinthesockus> And, she's gone.
[08:57:51] <Runinthesockus> So who is this "ari" character?
[08:58:28] <FatPhil> A twat who can't stop talking about himself, as he's so desperate for strokes.
[08:59:15] <Runinthesockus> What are "strokes"? Sorry to ask, English is not my first language.
[09:14:55] <FatPhil> =g berne stroke ta
[09:14:56] <systemd> https://www.clairenewton.co.za - Transactional Analysis – Part II (The Games We Play) - Claire Newton
[09:17:02] <FatPhil> but self stroking's just part of this: https://www.mayoclinic.org
[09:17:03] <systemd> ^ 03Narcissistic personality disorder - Symptoms and causes
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[09:35:23] <janrinok> It seems that Ari doesn't read Claire Newton - perhaps he should have skipped Sylvia Plath?
[09:46:03] <FatPhil> I don't know Claire Newton - I read Berne. Use the source, Luke.
[09:46:08] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.bbc.co.uk
[09:46:14] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Australia Scientists Find 'Spooky' Spinning Object in Milky Way" (13p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:46:42] <FatPhil> =yt alan parsons project games people play
[09:46:42] <systemd> https://youtube.com - The Alan Parsons Project - Games People Play (Official Video) (03:19; 9,896,242 views; 👍79,999 👎[hidden by butthurt Google employees])
[10:15:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Arctic Hare Traveled at Least 388 Kilometers in a Record-breaking Journey - https://sylnt.us - hare-raising-story
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[10:26:52] <chromas> It wasn't a hare-owing tail?
[10:43:01] <FatPhil> would it make you hoppier if we changed the dept?
[11:08:31] <chromas> "no" but in some kind of pun form
[11:09:14] <FatPhil> The change wouldn't have the desired impact - it would be a flop, see?
[11:40:26] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[11:40:28] <systemd> ^ 03This Beard Stays
[13:05:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Watson Health Finally Sold by IBM After 11 Months of Rumors - https://sylnt.us - ehh-what's-up,-doc?
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[20:10:32] <FatPhil> Wow, Ari's going even fuller retard in the polkit story!
[20:19:05] <chromas> Is such a thing even possible?
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[20:19:46] <SoyCow6774> Whats up fellas!
[20:20:07] <SoyCow6774> Life is good, nobody who matters believes in the vax or masking anymore.
[20:20:19] <SoyCow6774> Not even the Jew-run media can cover it up!
[20:20:56] <SoyCow6774> The "pandemic" destroyed lots of friendships and families, but there was something else that it destroyed -- Jewish hegemony over American culture.
[20:21:18] <chromas> No it didn't. Porn and Disney are still here
[20:21:26] <SoyCow6774> All the Oy-Veying in the universe, all the forced "Holocaust" education, will not stop it
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[20:24:43] <FatPhil> chromas: don't ask that, he might take it as a challenge.
[20:25:02] <chromas> That's just what I want
[20:25:28] * chromas rubs hands à la le Happy Merchant
[20:26:21] <FatPhil> is it like trying to get more air in a balloon?
[20:27:24] <chromas> Once you pop, you don't stop
[20:28:13] <FatPhil> if it's not a silly question, what's happened to cryptos today - any partucular news or announcements?
[20:31:47] <t3> linus trolled crypto-bros with an "I am Satoshi" commit
[20:32:08] <chromas> Not sure. I see some headlines about a tax and a crash
[20:41:59] <FatPhil> a taxi and a crash? that would be a self-driving tesla that will make you 30000$/yr. You'd be insane to buy any other vehicle.
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[21:13:19] <SoyCow6774> So there's a new book out called Red-Handed. I know you all ignore Breitbart-related stuff but it seems I was right when I figured out years ago that Jews were selling us out to the Chinks
[21:13:21] <FatPhil> .kick SoyCow6774
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[21:16:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Obesity is More Common in People With Type 1 Diabetes Than Previously Thought - https://sylnt.us - spoonful-of-sugar
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[21:49:50] <SoyCow6774> There seems to be general crabbiness in the air. Is it because the Jews are rugpulling crypto? You could always make up for losses by following Nancy Pelosi's investment strategy, which is public. But you might have to get in and out quick with that one, as Nancy might not have much influence left.
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[22:40:03] <SoyCow1712> Almost forgot! Today is Holocaust rememberance day! Never forget about Elie Wiesel's masturbation machines, roller coasters straight into the oven, and floors that transform into electrocution pools! It's like reading about Donkey Kong Country and Doom obstacles 50 years before they were coded!
[22:40:36] <SoyCow1712> Except for the masturbation machines, which is more of a Jap thing.
[22:41:22] <SoyCow1712> Oh, almost forgot. The "holocaust survivor" that witnessed their relative being frozen in a freezer, then shattering into six million pieces when they hit the floor!
[22:41:45] <SoyCow1712> https://newamericangovernment.org
[22:41:47] <systemd> ^ 03Tales of the Holohoax - Rollercoasters, Electric Floors, Fighting Bears and Eagles in Cages, Oy Vey!
[22:43:11] <SoyCow1712> One-stop shopping for all of your Holocaust victimhood needs!
[22:43:30] <SoyCow1712> Special discount for those who lost a relative in the Holocaust.
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