#soylent | Logs for 2022-01-07

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[00:00:03] <kyonko2> and lots of other shit i forgot, so I really need musk's neuralink
[00:01:33] <kyonko2> all the guns and ammo sold in the 2020 are now in the black market, either because some fat fuck needs cash for a twinkie or moar soda or because somebody died and left it
[00:01:45] <FatPhil> the proof is physical - the earth looks bigger than it really is because of air temperature differences that bend light rays (hence fata morganas occasionally)
[00:02:22] <kyonko2> my ugly mole behind my ear looks bigger than it really is
[00:02:40] <kyonko2> i last observed it before 3-11-2020 and i'm not dead yet
[00:03:25] <kyonko2> its blue/purple and I think i've seen people like that in ebola-land
[00:03:39] <kyonko2> my other moles tend to be eye color like lol
[00:03:39] <FatPhil> eww
[00:04:10] <kyonko2> true blue eyes are rare
[00:04:30] <kyonko2> don't you live in the part of the world with the most golden haired people, FatPhil?
[00:04:35] <kyonko2> yellow hair
[00:04:37] <kyonko2> true blondes
[00:05:42] <kyonko2> its all melanin
[00:06:11] <kyonko2> no melanin gives red eyes
[00:07:46] <FatPhil> Finns have lots of blond hair. We're more mixed here.
[00:08:04] <FatPhil> More blondes in Finland than Sweden, in my experience.
[00:08:06] <kyonko2> oh... probably a specific population of Finns
[00:10:00] <kyonko2> lots of drug abuse in finnland
[00:10:09] <kyonko2> all of the scandinavia
[00:10:14] <kyonko2> iv drugs
[00:12:13] <Runaway1956> Is FatPhil admitting to inherited lunacy?
[00:12:26] <kyonko2> FatPhil is over the hill
[00:12:48] <kyonko2> first reproduction at 15 (by law) last heart beat at 30 (by law)
[00:12:50] <Runaway1956> Yeah, but he's not to fat to walk around it
[00:13:25] <kyonko2> legal final heart beat does not include artificial heart (!)
[00:13:50] <kyonko2> first reproduction does not include invitro fertilization decades after last heart beat
[00:14:11] <kyonko2> like it or not, this is the way going forward untill human extinction
[00:18:59] <FatPhil> heartbeats are like the pshh-te-kff pshh-te-kff of a steam train. Gimme an ion drive, mate.
[00:20:36] <kyonko2> you wanna go to the metaverse, FatPhil?
[00:21:28] <kyonko2> the cliff notes version to understand the metaverse mind upload, is the sensory deprivation chamber studies at stanford
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[00:26:04] <c0lo> Interesting https://www.youtube.com
[00:26:06] <systemd> ^ 03Why New York’s Billionaires’ Row Is Half Empty
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[00:27:23] <FatPhil> attempt 1: ERROR: unable to download video data: HTTP Error 403: Forbidden
[00:27:27] <FatPhil> attempt 2: ERROR: unable to download video data: HTTP Error 403: Forbidden
[00:27:44] <FatPhil> attempt 3: [download] Destination: Why New York’s Billionaires’ Row Is Half Empty-Wehsz38P74g.mp4
[00:28:12] <FatPhil> I think youtube needs to try turning it off and on again
[00:30:57] <kyonko2> youtube has never been shutdown in decades
[00:31:42] <kyonko2> youtube was when the internet was becoming more moron-user friendly
[00:31:50] <kyonko2> had to be fast, had to be.... broadband
[00:34:53] * kyonko2 cringes and visits zerohedge
[00:35:06] <kyonko2> i hope my computer boots after a powercycle
[00:35:35] <FatPhil> Given that this is google, I'd like to complain about how inequitable the outcome is. I want the same result every time I try the same action, as all attempts should be equal.
[00:36:15] <FatPhil> Uhoh - I just appear to have claimed that the results are too diverse - a literal impossibility nowadays.
[00:36:21] * FatPhil cancels himself
[00:37:15] <kyonko2> the self cancelling wave, i'm always on the look out
[00:37:43] <kyonko2> pyramids and cones do exist in nature, only mathematical
[00:38:42] <kyonko2> its REALLY hard to find books that are TRUE about math
[00:39:41] <kyonko2> you can dive so hard into math-verse you eventually become 0
[00:40:26] <FatPhil> Euclid's true, just a bit cranky. You'd probably love it.
[00:40:41] <kyonko2> Euclid.... i'd have to put myself in his era
[00:40:46] <kyonko2> not to be confused with Euler
[00:40:48] <FatPhil> It's amazing what tools he invented, and what he was able to do with those tools.
[00:41:25] <kyonko2> imagine the tools we could make with modern garbage
[00:41:31] <kyonko2> but i'd get flayed alive as a martyr for that
[00:41:58] <kyonko2> they actually do that in mexico for taking market share from their beach town drug sales
[00:42:46] <kyonko2> its actually hilarious how much 'mericans love old cars
[00:43:00] <kyonko2> and..... old guns
[00:43:03] <FatPhil> not as much as cubans
[00:43:06] <kyonko2> but how old is too old?
[00:43:28] <kyonko2> I used to know about the cuban national immunization programs
[00:43:59] <kyonko2> test vaccines on mice, and when the mice stop dying, and when the mice stop spreading, it is approved for use in man and domestic animals
[00:44:12] <kyonko2> my mom doesn't understand this
[00:44:16] <kyonko2> or care
[00:45:40] <kyonko2> the cuban medical-whatever was insinuating cold war ww3 biowarfare
[00:45:44] <kyonko2> ww3 wmd's
[00:45:51] <kyonko2> all complete by the sputnik launch
[00:46:18] <kyonko2> now this.... i don't know what this is, i'm not dead yet!
[00:46:48] <kyonko2> poor, that I am. never did notice any over-population, but DID notice how expensive it is just to live
[00:50:29] <kyonko2> especially to live ZUCKERBERG GRADE
[00:50:34] <kyonko2> like and share!
[00:56:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chrysler to Go All-Electric by 2028, Starting with the Airflow in 2025 - https://sylnt.us - increasing-momentum
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[00:57:36] <chromas> link tiem?
[00:58:32] <c0lo> https://dash.harvard.edu It can has a full paper as a PDF
[00:58:34] <systemd> ^ 03Update to Limits to Growth: Comparing the World3 Model With Empirical Data
[00:59:15] <c0lo> https://dash.harvard.edu
[00:59:40] <chromas> I like how the security is just a boolean in the url
[01:00:20] <c0lo> You're over 40 in the queue, you should be fine w/o me wasting tiem submitting.
[01:00:40] <chromas> your links are probably better than the others though
[01:00:46] <chromas> especially anything by ari
[01:00:49] <chromas> or runi
[01:01:14] <janrinok> ping Runaway1956 PM
[01:01:52] <c0lo> I PM-ed you with my source of linkies, you can pick about 20 stories in half an hour easily.
[01:02:32] <chromas> I don't wanna pick stories. I just wanna shitpost while everyone else does all the work
[01:02:37] <janrinok> c0lo, yes I got them - thank you very much! Happy new year
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[01:03:13] <c0lo> Happy New Year.
[01:03:20] <c0lo> =submit https://www.gizmodo.com.au
[01:03:23] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Exploding Supergiant Star Got Surprisingly Busy During its Final Days" (3p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:04:05] <c0lo> I'm busy watching it. I'll be seeing you.
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[01:06:52] <kyonko2> so does solid state ALL ELECTRIC mean.... SAFE?
[01:07:17] <kyonko2> this isn't new, this is as old as the analytical engine
[01:07:31] <kyonko2> we're so NEW, we're OLD again
[01:07:39] <kyonko2> cyborg neanderthals
[01:07:52] <kyonko2> more like cyborg extinct hominids
[01:09:14] <kyonko2> cyborg homo erectus
[01:12:33] <kyonko2> RIP https://project-trident.org
[01:12:34] <systemd> ^ 03Home :: Project Trident
[01:21:22] <kyonko2> https://i.ytimg.com
[01:28:50] <chromas> https://i.4cdn.org
[01:34:45] <kyonko2> is that link safe considering all we now know about q-anon?
[01:35:42] <Runaway1956> there are no safe links - you should turn your computer off now
[01:35:59] <kyonko2> my computer has problems with the intel ME that it goes into sleep randomly
[01:37:53] <kyonko2> a dell ultrabook, soldered chip ssd
[01:38:04] <kyonko2> outdoor tough
[01:40:13] <kyonko2> whats the code/symbolism behind xi xipings 4 micorphones?
[01:42:00] <kyonko2> 18 cops killed in kazakhstan
[01:42:10] <kyonko2> damn, whats wrong with those people? doing shit americans won't do
[01:42:26] <kyonko2> 18 dead cops is mexican level of mayhem
[01:42:29] <chromas> it's just a shitty linux meme
[01:42:40] <kyonko2> yeah i clicked it
[01:42:46] <kyonko2> like, what if it was a basilisk?
[01:42:52] <kyonko2> am I supposed to call 911
[01:43:22] <kyonko2> and then you go to jail and get registered for life as a sex offender because you saw a basilisk and its illegal not to report it
[01:44:13] <Runaway1956> https://xkcd.com
[01:44:14] <systemd> ^ 03Clinical Trials
[01:44:32] <Runaway1956> not a safe link, I was just kidding, don't click it
[01:45:16] <kyonko2> unless xkcd has been hijacked by the nsa at their host/peer
[01:45:33] <Runaway1956> xkcd hijacked the nsa
[01:45:43] <kyonko2> the nsa is all civilian contractors
[01:45:47] <Runaway1956> that munro kid always did seem suspicious to me
[01:45:52] <kyonko2> they actually check to see if your circumcised
[01:46:24] <kyonko2> i remember in the 1990's they tried to muddy the waters of the circumcision brouhaha in secular hospitals
[01:46:24] <Runaway1956> you can never trust those creepy little kids who sit around drawing weird shit in their notebooks
[01:46:55] <kyonko2> but then you get alex jones going apeshit over female genital mutilation in the jungle
[01:47:14] <kyonko2> he's bros with joe rogan, FWIW
[01:47:17] <kyonko2> both in austin, tx
[01:47:42] <kyonko2> if i have a criminal and mental health record, then proud satanist i am
[01:47:49] <kyonko2> i have a choice not to be lol
[01:48:14] <kyonko2> let the white doves of war wield the flaming sword (fire arm)
[01:48:23] <kyonko2> against the black bats
[02:13:19] <Runaway1956> I didn't know you was racist
[02:13:31] <Runaway1956> instigating a war between white doves and black bats
[02:15:02] <chromas> https://github.com
[02:15:03] <systemd> ^ 03GitHub - stashapp/stash: An organizer for your porn, written in Go
[02:16:26] <chromas> I like the screenshot
[02:16:33] <chromas> Big Buck Bunny with the OnlyFans logo
[02:24:39] <Runaway1956> Remind me to cancel travel plans to Kazakhstan
[02:28:57] <kyonko2> why are bat wings equated with demonic evil?
[02:29:18] <kyonko2> lol a porn organizer in Go?
[02:29:21] <Runaway1956> because demons pull the wings off of bats so they can fly
[02:29:28] <kyonko2> isn't Golang some kind of joke that runs on web browsers like javascript
[02:30:12] <kyonko2> how do they plan to take over the world if they can't put high speed internet in major population centers
[02:30:36] <kyonko2> demons pull bat wings with invisible strings for flight
[02:30:49] <kyonko2> and space is just a 3rd type of fluid
[02:31:07] <kyonko2> bring me back a jar full of black space mmmkay
[02:32:30] <Runaway1956> a jar of black space WHAT?!?!?!?! Jism?
[02:34:14] <kyonko2> thats a special kind of goo
[02:34:24] <kyonko2> looks like mouse body fluid
[02:34:42] <kyonko2> i ordered an old book, Dr. Linux, 4th edition (1996)
[02:35:14] <kyonko2> it was mouse stained
[02:35:23] <kyonko2> then there are mouse bitten
[02:35:35] <kyonko2> and one time, I ordered a surplus coat from pennsylvania that smelled like death
[02:35:58] <kyonko2> i know my mice
[02:36:03] <kyonko2> thats why i have 5 cats
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[03:02:50] <SoyGuest7969> On this day, the solemn anniversary of the Capitol Shoah, we Jews gather our best Antifa assets and clutch pearls like we clutch our own grubby hands
[03:03:24] <SoyGuest7969> Totally disregarding, of course, that the last person to succeed in actually BOMBING the Capitol was Jewish terrorist Susan Rosenburg
[03:03:42] <SoyGuest7969> Who was pardoned by Bill Clinton, possibly because he was blackmailed by Jews.
[03:04:27] <SoyGuest7969> It is the civic duty of every American to remind other Americans of Susan Rosenburg, and especially to point out that she's now a figurehead in BLM
[03:04:41] <SoyGuest7969> (imagine that, Blacks taking orders from Jews, to beat up other Goyim)
[03:05:13] <SoyGuest7969> Antifa are all pretty much communist Jews
[03:05:31] <SoyGuest7969> The ones who aren't are just criminal fuckups or rich kids looking to be edgy
[03:05:56] <SoyGuest7969> Angry kids with Jewish parents in academia and law
[03:06:06] <SoyGuest7969> Doing their part with their long march through the institutions,
[03:06:23] <SoyGuest7969> Subverting fundamental freedoms and the American way.
[03:08:10] <SoyGuest7969> Some people say that 6/1 was as bad as 9/11 and pearl harbor
[03:08:23] <SoyGuest7969> Well, they're right about one thing - they were all false flags administered by Jews.
[03:09:12] <SoyGuest7969> Keep kvetching, O' enemies of America and freedoms worldwide, keep kvetching!
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[03:10:13] <kyonko2> how does he afford to keep evading bans?
[03:10:20] <kyonko2> _I_ have never been able to do that
[03:10:23] <kyonko2> (money wise)
[03:10:37] <kyonko2> and I'm very proud of my ipv6 access
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[03:17:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - French Regulators to Fine Google and Facebook Combined $235 Million for Cookie Tracking - https://sylnt.us - play-by-the-rules-or-pay-for-the-breaches
[03:17:46] <lld> just $235
[03:17:47] <lld> sad
[03:21:18] <Bytram> lld: read it again: ($235 Million)
[03:23:14] <Runaway1956> https://www.bbc.co.uk
[03:23:19] <systemd> ^ 03Russian submarine hit Royal Navy warship in North Atlantic
[03:23:21] <Runaway1956> Cool story, bro
[03:23:32] <Runaway1956> I don't guess I'll submit it, but cool all the same
[03:24:19] <Runaway1956> Headline is misleading though, didn't actually hit the frigate itself, just the towed sonar array
[03:24:49] <kyonko2> so what the hell are they doing in the ocean post-bioweapon release?
[03:25:17] <Runaway1956> Same thing we were doing prior to bioweapon release
[03:25:25] <kyonko2> early in the morning the union pacific rail road jack asses did something... made each car make a loud bang for a few minutes
[03:25:31] <Runaway1956> playing cat and mouse, practicing up for doomsday
[03:25:35] <kyonko2> sounded like a nuclear salvo
[03:25:41] <kyonko2> its already doomsday
[03:25:50] <kyonko2> cyborg homo erectus all over the earth now
[03:26:10] <Runaway1956> Nuh-UH - it's the lizard people
[03:26:17] <kyonko2> its YHWH and yeshua
[03:26:19] <kyonko2> and satanas
[03:26:32] <kyonko2> the mike with the white dove wings
[03:26:47] <Runaway1956> there ya go with more racissss stuff
[03:27:05] <kyonko2> keeping people indefinately in databases of living persons is racist
[03:27:53] <kyonko2> my grandfather's death certificate is a hoot
[03:28:55] <kyonko2> its been a few years now, since before covid but after trump, that I think every loud bang is a nuke
[03:29:35] <kyonko2> eventually the fall out will get into my house even if I shelter in place for the recommended time period
[03:30:26] <kyonko2> when I first heard about the georgia guidestones, I first thought they were going to provoke a WMD world war, and try to hide it out
[03:30:49] <kyonko2> but a bioweapon release will contaminate wild fish and game for eons
[03:31:10] <Runaway1956> for a few years at least
[03:31:35] <kyonko2> you don't want radiation induced cancer in primitive conditions
[03:31:48] <kyonko2> especially if its cancer of the bone marrow (immune system)
[03:32:06] <kyonko2> thats exactly where the infamous radioactive strontium went
[03:32:17] <kyonko2> but fukushima made it all about iodine and the thyroid
[03:35:47] <kyonko2> where do you think immune system cells are born?
[03:36:26] <lld> Bytram: no, $235 million is small change
[03:36:28] <kyonko2> cancer isn't just lumpy, its quite disorganized except for one thing, reproductive rate
[03:36:59] <lld> the cost of doing buisness and all that
[03:37:03] <kyonko2> and cancer causes new veins and arteries along with capillaries to grow within it, if that was prevent, the disease would be cured
[03:37:55] <kyonko2> yeah covid is bad, its bad becuase its human engineered
[03:38:05] <kyonko2> but the terminator seed is out in the wild for decades
[03:38:28] <kyonko2> insecticide gmo crops
[03:38:58] <kyonko2> its doing the sexual reproductive with natural evolutionary lines
[03:39:08] <Bytram> lld: I saw you posted just "$235" so it seemed you have might have missed the "Million". FWIW, I agree.
[03:39:43] <kyonko2> iirc, insecticide gmo crops were only to be used for non-feed crops for man and domestic animals
[03:39:47] <kyonko2> such as cotton
[03:40:20] <kyonko2> and follow the money, pfizer is in the business of keeping our domestic animal food healthy for human consumption
[03:41:00] <kyonko2> insecticide crops kill the boll weevil which ruins cotton crops, can't say that is unethical
[03:41:39] <kyonko2> and these man made gmo organisms still keep evolving by the generation!
[03:42:56] <kyonko2> where was the MSM on gmo release?
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[05:26:31] <SoyGuest7969_> Who up in here is down with Susan Rosenburg?
[05:26:37] <SoyGuest7969_> or is it RosenBERG?
[05:26:52] <SoyGuest7969_> or is it Nosenburg?
[05:27:49] <SoyGuest7969_> In order to best remember the 1-6 shoah, every good American should discuss Susan Rosenberg
[05:28:04] <SoyGuest7969_> Especially when other people start calling 1-6 an insurrection.
[05:28:28] <SoyGuest7969_> NEVER FORGET!
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[05:56:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Students are Learning to Resist Surveillance - https://sylnt.us
[06:34:33] <kyonko2> https://assets.zerohedge.com
[07:59:04] <AzumaHazuki> no. next question?
[08:01:47] <janrinok> AzumaHazuki, Happy New Year
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[08:46:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Type of Security Chip From Microsoft - https://sylnt.us - we-are-only-here-to-help....
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[11:26:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jailbreak App Store Cydia's Lawsuit Against Apple Dismissed, May be Amended - https://sylnt.us - It's-not-over-until-you-know-who-sings
[11:27:02] <FatPhil> Am I the only onw who drinks tonic water neat, rather than a mixer? It's so damn refreshing. Can't get me enough of that bitter bitter quinine.
[11:28:47] <FatPhil> certain people are more attuned to bitter tastes, plenty love coffee (proper coffee flavoured coffee, not your pumpkin wancaccinos), and hops have their following too.
[11:32:10] <kyonko2> i don't know what the point of quinine is
[11:32:22] <kyonko2> colchicine is now en vogue for covid crazies
[11:32:25] <FatPhil> protection against malaria!
[11:35:46] <FatPhil> never had malaria - proof it works!
[12:10:23] <janrinok> do you want to buy an anti-tiger rock - I've got some here that work perfectly?
[12:10:57] <janrinok> and I'm going to use your "pumpkin wancaccinos" - a beautiful description
[12:30:51] <FatPhil> I have a full range of anti-big-cat stones already, only missing the anti-jaguar one presently.
[12:31:21] <FatPhil> I'm a risk taker, I decided against buying the anti-sabre-toothed-tiger boulder.
[12:39:07] <janrinok> yeah, they have been too successful and the bottom has fallen out of that market
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[14:12:47] <c0lo> The Chinese greater fool theory https://www.youtube.com
[14:12:50] <systemd> ^ 03Cathie Wood: China Has Already COLLAPSED! You Just Don't Know It Yet...
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[14:14:45] <FatPhil> China's not a free market, the concept of "collapse" applies differently there. It just reverts to a state of general fuckedness, the steady state for communist regimes.
[14:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Global Chip Shortage: Samsung Expects its Profits to Jump by 52% - https://sylnt.us
[15:36:01] <FatPhil> https://old.reddit.com
[15:36:04] <systemd> ^ 03Lol. Elon Musk's Boring company has traffic jams. I was told it was impossible.
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[16:00:33] <chromas> https://www.msn.com
[16:00:34] <systemd> ^ 03MSN
[16:00:45] <chromas> Can't wait for the 45-minute Thunderf00t video
[16:00:56] <chromas> with 1% actual talk of the shingles
[16:04:20] <FatPhil> if it's in competition with musk, maybe he'll like it!
[16:05:26] <chromas> 72% of the video will be about musk
[16:06:06] <FatPhil> 42% Musk, as 32% will be about Theranos/Holmes
[16:06:24] <FatPhil> 6% will be Jean-Luc Picard face-palming
[16:06:30] <chromas> You're right, you're right
[16:06:43] <chromas> Also gotta fit in solar freakin' roadways
[16:07:02] <FatPhil> I left 19% for that
[16:54:59] <boru> #submit https://www.hawaii.edu
[16:55:03] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:55:28] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:04:59] <chromas> https://github.com
[17:05:00] <systemd> ^ 03GitHub - InitWare/InitWare: The InitWare Suite of Middleware allows you to manage services and system resources as logical entities called units. Its main component is a service management ("init") system.
[17:05:30] <chromas> systemd for bsd
[17:05:54] <FatPhil> because?
[17:06:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Case of the Programs that were Launched with Impossible Command Line Options - https://sylnt.us - how'd-you-do-THAT?
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[17:08:29] <FatPhil> Sigh... The first thing I see in the "... Captured by UH Telescope" story is "Artist’s impression ..."
[17:08:49] <chromas> https://iopscience.iop.org
[17:08:52] <systemd> ^ 03Final Moments. I. Precursor Emission, Envelope Inflation, and Enhanced Mass Loss Preceding the Luminous Type II Supernova 2020tlf - IOPscience
[17:09:25] <chromas> need to enable scripts from iopscience.org for pics, which are mostly graphs
[17:10:06] <FatPhil> "This is an example of how repeatedly surviving the sky with Pan-STARRS brings new discoveries". I plan to survive the sky. I just need to master apotheosis.
[17:10:08] <chromas> oh, .com
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[18:23:37] <boru> #submit https://www.ibtimes.com
[18:23:37] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:23:55] <boru> I really hope someone vaccinates him several times with some Pb.
[18:24:02] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:25:06] <boru> Fascism cannot stand.
[19:06:51] <chromas> It's for the Greater Good™, boru
[19:08:17] <boru> I'm too tired for a discussion about it. It's Friday, and well past whiskey o'clock.
[19:10:08] <chromas> baby broomers have whiskeys
[19:11:10] <boru> What are baby broomers?
[19:11:27] <boru> Child slaves that sweep?
[19:11:45] <chromas> and their whisks are diminutive
[19:12:46] <Runaway1956> apotheosis ain't all it's cracked up to be - you become the next supernova
[19:13:58] <FatPhil> I need a baby broomer - today is spring clean the sauna day. Need someone small and lithe to get under the benches and clean the horrors that lie underneath.
[19:15:41] <janrinok> you see, if you hadn't got rid of all your child labour you would be OK now! We still keep some handy in case the mills every open up again in Yorkshire and Lancashire
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[19:52:35] <FatPhil> I can do the underside of the top layer if I lie on the 2nd layer (where our feet go - eugh!), alas, I can't do that while the stones are hot, as my left elbow would be 5cm from hot stones. However, Anna can creep all the way under - my job would be to just keep a constant stream of water in the right place. Haven't done this for 4 years, and the wood is starting to just chaff off under an agressive
[19:52:41] <FatPhil> bristle, so we're filling the drains with sawdust :(
[19:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Dying Star Explodes as Scientists Watch in Real Time - https://sylnt.us - real-fireworks
[19:58:15] <chromas> and cum. Don't forget the cum
[20:06:45] <Bytram> currently on the site: "Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping!"
[20:06:49] <Bytram> =)
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[20:23:52] <cybiko123> Hi!
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[20:30:07] <Bytram> Apologies! I was distracted pushing out a story for the site!
[20:30:38] <Bytram> (belated) Happy New Year!
[20:30:51] <cybiko123> Same to you
[20:31:05] <Bytram> mare see!
[20:31:18] <Bytram> ;)
[20:31:29] <cybiko123> :P
[20:32:22] <Bytram> two thirds of a pun is "P" "U"
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[20:42:24] <Bytram> LOL!
[21:33:16] <t3> trying to find work before I am desperately broke was a mistake
[21:33:37] <t3> I just don't have patience for recruiters, staffing agencies, and asinine interview questions
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[21:57:19] <FatPhil> ugh, every tendon and muscle in my hands now aches, and one arm feels like it's going to drop off.
[21:58:41] <FatPhil> lost a lot of skin off my knuckles too, there were some annoyingly tight corners.
[22:03:01] * FatPhil thinks of buying a small water jet cleaner thingy, so I can have an easy job once every 6 months rather than a nightmare after 4 years.
[22:03:22] <FatPhil> shit, is it midnight already? I was hoping to pop out to the pub after the chores :(
[22:20:48] <chromas> Next time bring beer to the chore
[22:21:47] <Bytram> FatPhil: Maybe install vertical boards under the "shelves" (that you sit on); then there will be less (or no) space underneath that you would need to clean? Cross-section would look like: an "h" (looking along the "bench).
[22:22:38] <Bytram> =g anything
[22:22:39] <systemd> https://www.merriam-webster.com - Anything Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster;
[22:23:52] <Bytram> WB!
[22:46:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Regulator Rules That Google Infringed on Sonos Speaker Patents - https://sylnt.us - Sound-Off!
[23:01:37] <FatPhil> Bytram - anything with more surface area is worse! Tommorrow is sanding day...
[23:45:12] <Bytram> beltsander++
[23:45:12] <Bender> karma - beltsander: 1