#soylent | Logs for 2021-12-24

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[01:16:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lisp in Conway's Game of Life - https://sylnt.us - fun-for-the-holler-daze
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[05:03:41] <SoyCow9600> Hello Judenrats!
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[05:56:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Semiconductors Reach the Quantum World - https://sylnt.us
[06:08:11] <Runaway1956> I have, over the past few months, downloaded several movies that I never bothered watching.
[06:08:42] <Runaway1956> They make claim to being related to science fiction, but few of them have any serious relationship to real Sci-Fi.
[06:08:54] <Runaway1956> I just watched Sunshine from 2007.
[06:09:05] <Runaway1956> Jesus, it's a total failure.
[06:10:26] <Runaway1956> Hollywood, I guess. If there is anything as sophisticated as a geiger counter in the movie, then they'll call it science fiction
[07:11:41] <chromas> I bet that hr geiger counter isn't even cloud-enabled
[07:13:13] * chromas watches out for the big gay
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[07:19:51] <chromas> there it is
[07:24:05] <TheMightyChickadee> Seems to be dead, though.
[07:29:04] <AzumaHazuki> what now, Ari?
[07:34:55] <TheMightyChickadee> Ari's not here, man!
[07:41:10] <AzumaHazuki> there are two things wrong with that sentence
[07:47:36] <TheMightyChickadee> Do go on!
[07:48:29] <chromas> First of all, Greeks are usually unfamiliar with Cheech and Chong routines.
[07:48:47] <chromas> hehe, he's trying to login with his real nick
[07:49:16] <TheMightyChickadee> Expected that of Hazuki, but you, chromas, are showing your age.
[07:49:42] <chromas> at least I'm showing something
[07:49:45] * chromas zips pants
[07:49:53] <chromas> but not maturity...much like yourself
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[07:50:36] <AzumaHazuki> who do you think you're fooling, ari?
[07:51:16] <AzumaHazuki> you got the shit kicked out of you because you sank to the RWNJs' tactical level, but you haven't got the soulless sociopathy necessary to pull that off to the fullest
[07:51:32] <AzumaHazuki> cf "Never argue with a moron, he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience"
[07:52:04] <TheMightyChickadee> No clue what you are talking about. New AMD Threadripper?
[07:53:37] <AzumaHazuki> oh fuck off
[07:53:50] <aristarchus> I am not fooling anyone. Who are you fooling?
[07:54:15] <aristarchus> All I know is that Chickadees tend to be smaller than Buzzards.
[07:59:23] <TheMightyChickadee> I was going to suggest, humbly, a pause to the retro-tech articles. We seem to have gotten back to the level of mud and sticks, and I don't see how you can make a playstation out of that.
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[08:31:20] <TheMightyChickadee> Still seems dead.
[09:26:13] <Runaway1956> aristarchus is dead, anywhere he goes is dead
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[10:29:49] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[10:29:51] <systemd> ^ 03Nostalghia - Here at the end of all things (Full album)
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[17:01:24] <chromas> Bender++
[17:01:24] <Bender> karma - bender: -6
[17:01:26] <chromas> twitter--
[17:01:26] <Bender> karma - twitter: -4
[17:02:01] <chromas> How does Bender get ratioed harder than twitter?
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[17:10:19] <SoyCow7705> The main page comment counter has quit (again). After it quit on 2021-12-19, this message was posted [05:28:52] <mechanicjay> restarted the slashd process, comment counts are now a thing again.
[17:10:51] <SoyCow7705> mechanicjay++
[17:10:51] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 46
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[18:31:46] <SoyCow7705> (repeat from an hour ago) The main page comment counter has quit (again). After it quit on 2021-12-19, this message was posted [05:28:52] <mechanicjay> restarted the slashd process, comment counts are now a thing again.
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[19:06:51] <not-quite-human> not sure if its important but when logged in the comments count is zero on all the new stories. older ones have a count and going into the article shows all the comments correctly.
[19:07:27] <not-quite-human> incogneto windows has the same issue.
[19:07:54] <not-quite-human> other than that HAppy Holidays and keep up the great work !
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[19:36:02] <Bytram> huh?
[19:36:17] * Bytram reloads main page
[19:36:54] <Bytram> looks like the counts *have* stuck
[19:38:43] * Bytram logs onto the servers
[19:39:18] <Bytram> slash@fluorine:~$
[19:40:05] <Bytram> martyb@fluorine:~$
[19:41:10] <Bytram> martyb@boron:~/bin$
[19:42:15] <Bytram> martyb@boron:~$ ./bin/bounce
[19:42:38] <Bytram> need to kinit
[19:43:54] <Bytram> done!
[19:44:05] <Bytram> PASTE-BEGIN
[19:44:07] <Bytram> martyb@boron:~$ ./bin/bounce
[19:44:07] <Bytram> Accessing: hydrogen
[19:44:09] <Bytram> * Stopping HTTP accelerator varnishd
[19:44:11] <Bytram> ...done.
[19:44:13] <Bytram> * Starting HTTP accelerator varnishd
[19:44:15] <Bytram> ...done.
[19:44:17] <Bytram> Accessing: fluorine
[19:44:19] <Bytram> * Stopping HTTP accelerator varnishd
[19:44:21] <Bytram> ...done.
[19:44:23] <Bytram> * Starting HTTP accelerator varnishd
[19:44:25] <Bytram> ...done.
[19:44:27] <Bytram> martyb@boron:~$
[19:44:29] <Bytram> PASTE-END
[19:45:12] <Bytram> hmmmm???
[19:45:41] * Bytram reloads page and sees no change in counts
[19:46:47] * Bytram goes back to fluorine
[19:50:36] * Bytram runs some of his tools to get the current state of the servers
[20:03:18] * Bytram checks notes
[20:03:28] <Bytram> =notes
[20:03:28] <systemd> ♩ (&#9833;) ♪ (&#9834;) ♫ (&#9835;) ♬ (&#9836;) 🎜 (&#127900;) 🎝 (&#127901;) 🎵 (&#127925;) 🎶 (&#127926;)
[20:05:37] <Bytram> martyb@boron:~/log$ ps ax | grep slashd
[20:09:19] <Bytram> martyb@boron:~/log$ ps ax | grep slashd | awk '{print $1}' | xargs kill
[20:09:37] <Bytram> martyb@boron:~/log$ ps ax | grep slashd
[20:10:15] <Bytram> no luck -- need to be different user
[20:12:10] * Runaway1956 yawns
[20:12:10] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Runaway1956's gaping mouth
[20:12:31] <Runaway1956> Someone seems to be making a determined effort to drain my karma . . . again.
[20:13:20] <Runaway1956> Hey, cool, BoronBytram
[20:32:27] * Bytram needs to sudo to be the correct user to kill the hung processes
[20:33:01] <Bytram> ps ax | grep slashd
[20:33:01] <Bytram> 14499 pts/0 S+ 0:00 grep --color=auto slashd
[20:33:22] * Runaway1956 always uses SU so he can really screw things up after he forgets who he is
[20:33:44] * Bytram tries again
[20:33:51] <Bytram> ps ax | grep slashd | awk '{print $1}' | xargs kill
[20:34:18] <Bytram> that seemed to work:
[20:34:19] <Bytram> ps ax | grep slashd
[20:34:19] <Bytram> 14499 pts/0 S+ 0:00 grep --color=auto slashd
[20:35:48] * Bytram exits back to boron
[20:38:31] * Bytram tries bounce script again
[20:39:49] <Bytram> no joy
[20:39:57] * Bytram ponders
[20:47:21] <Runaway1956> #weather De Queen, Ar
[20:47:22] <MrPlow> 304 West Dequeen Ave, De Queen, AR 71832, USA - Today: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 74/64F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 12%, Wind ~10mph. Sat: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 79/50F, Humidity: 69%, Precip: 9%, Wind ~7mph. Sun: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 74/64F, Humidity: 80%, Precip: 20%, Wind ~6mph.
[20:47:37] <Runaway1956> The hottest Christmas Eve in memory
[20:47:48] <Runaway1956> Oh God! We're all gonna die!
[20:54:55] * Bytram checks thermometer ... 28 F (-2 C)
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[20:57:24] * Bytram tries to bounce the servers again...
[20:57:57] <Bytram> no luck
[21:01:03] <SoyCow4367> boing boing?
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[21:02:47] <Bytram> =yt hee haw bad luck
[21:02:48] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Gloom, Despair & Agony... (55; 1,059,410 views; 👍6,124 👎[hidden by butthurt Google employees])
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[21:17:50] <Runaway1956> Tis the season of waning gibbons . . .
[21:33:16] <SoyCow7705> After it quit on 2021-12-19, this message was posted [05:28:52] <mechanicjay> restarted the slashd process, comment counts are now a thing again.
[21:35:16] <Bytram> SoyCow7705: yes, I am aware, but thanks (I'm always open to suggestions!) I has a chat with him afterwards to gt more info on what he did...
[21:35:22] <Bytram> brb
[21:42:41] <Bytram> so, I followed those steps, but had not luck. :( I decided that, rather than messing things up well and good, I should leave well enough alone. Made another to mechanicjay for help.
[21:50:42] <SoyCow7705> Bytram++
[21:50:42] <Bender> karma - bytram: 181
[21:53:41] <Bytram> laundry
[21:53:42] <Bytram> \
[22:20:23] <Bytram> breakfast++
[22:20:23] <Bender> karma - breakfast: 8
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[22:58:47] <Bytram> mechanicjay++
[22:58:47] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 47
[23:02:09] <Runaway1956> Don't need no steeenkin lyrics
[23:02:14] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[23:02:15] <systemd> ^ 03The Shadows - Apache (1960)
[23:06:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - $2,500 Ethernet Switch Effectively Isolates Audiophiles from Cash - https://sylnt.us - a-good-sound-investment || Space Force Eyes Lower-Cost Sensors to Monitor Geostationary Orbit - https://sylnt.us - eying-lower-cost-eyes || JWST Launch Christmas Morning - https://sylnt.us - this-time-for-sure! || Story Comment Counts are Not Updating - 1 more
[23:06:40] <Runaway1956> Looks like stuff is happening
[23:07:22] <Runaway1956> I got 13 new messages, journal entry updated, post counts, and more
[23:07:36] <Runaway1956> mechanicjay++
[23:07:36] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 48
[23:10:13] <Bytram> mechanicjay++
[23:10:13] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 49
[23:18:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Story Comment Counts are Not Updating ATM -- We're Working on It! [UPDATED] - https://sylnt.us - bumnles-bounce!
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[23:41:22] <SoyCow0114> exit
[23:41:27] <SoyCow0114> byte
[23:41:33] <SoyCow0114> bye
[23:41:38] <SoyCow0114> logout
[23:41:45] <SoyCow0114> logoff
[23:42:01] <SoyCow0114> stop
[23:42:06] <SoyCow0114> kill
[23:42:27] <SoyCow0114> ?
[23:42:31] <SoyCow0114> help
[23:43:00] <SoyCow0114> #help
[23:43:00] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[23:43:19] <SoyCow0114> #weather
[23:43:19] <MrPlow> No location found for SoyCow0114
[23:43:29] <SoyCow0114> #quit
[23:43:43] <SoyCow7705> Just close the tab. You can look in today's log (link at top of this page) to see the logout message.
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