#soylent | Logs for 2021-12-23
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[00:06:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - From the Oilfield to the Lab: How a Special Microbe Turns Oil Into Gases - https://sylnt.us - Jumpin'-Jack-Flash?
[02:57:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Critical Apache HTTPD Server Bugs Could Lead to RCE, DoS - https://sylnt.us
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[03:11:55] <Runaway1956> If you hold a Philly cheesesteak to your ear, you can hear faint gunshots in the distance.
[03:12:38] <Runaway1956> 13th highest murder rate in the country. No big deal. Philadelphia would have to more than triple its murder rate to catch up to St. Louis.
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[03:14:56] <SoyCow1296> I just learned what "coil-clipping" is, thanks to Judeo-Globalism
[03:15:08] <SoyCow1296> excuse me, COIN-CLIPPING
[03:15:59] <SoyCow1296> It's amusing to think that our dimes and quarters are ridged for historical reasons, to keep the Jews from shaving precious material.
[03:16:48] <SoyCow1296> Now, "coil-clipping" was not a typo but a Freudian slip:
[03:17:12] <SoyCow1296> For it is not the Jews who coil-clip, but the Mexicans and Blacks
[03:17:34] <SoyCow1296> Who, incidentally, clip the coils of their shock springs to lower their cars closer to the ground
[03:18:05] <SoyCow1296> Historians have suggested that Mexicans lower their cars so that it would be easier to pick the lettuce at efficiency.
[03:18:49] <SoyCow1296> However, anybody who knows Mexicans knows that they lower their cars to pick drug-bags off the ground.
[03:19:17] <SoyCow1296> Drug-bags and half-full cans of the malt liquor niggers somewhere else gave away
[03:20:36] <SoyCow1296> Judeo-Globalism! Judeo-Globalism! Judeo-Globalism!
[03:20:50] <SoyCow1296> Klaus Schvartze
[03:21:06] <SoyCow1296> Rabbi Metizah B Peh
[03:21:35] <SoyCow1296> Satanic Pope guided by a Jew Psychiatrist
[03:22:46] <SoyCow1296> Cartel Narcofaggoto 1/4 sons of El Chapo
[03:24:21] <SoyCow1296> All those faggots were gonna sell us out to China?
[03:24:35] <SoyCow1296> Go ahead, sell AAPL out to China
[03:26:09] <SoyCow1296> TIM COOK IS A NIGGER
[03:26:11] <SoyCow1296> NIGGER
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[04:09:01] <Runaway1956> Email from Schumer starts "This is a long email, but" at which point I stop reading and hit reply.
[04:09:20] <Runaway1956> "I seldom read your short emails, because I don't like you blowing hot air up my ass."
[04:10:02] <Runaway1956> One day, some peon is actually going to check the server, and see all those replies, and die laughing.
[04:38:32] <chromas> 🎵Some day somebody's gonna open up the server and see replies🎵
[05:29:54] * Subsentient farts gummy worms onto the sofa
[05:48:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Grafting Technique Could Combat the Disease Threatening Cavendish Bananas - https://sylnt.us - Yes-we-have-no-(sick)-bananas
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[08:37:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Under Federal Investigation Over Video Games That Drivers Can Play - https://sylnt.us
[11:26:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Steve Ballmer’s "Parting Gift" as Microsoft CEO: Trying to Name Cortana “Bingo” - https://sylnt.us - Bingo-was-almost-it's-name-o
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[14:06:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Measurement and Computer Simulations of the Resonant Swaying of the Matterhorn - https://sylnt.us - good-vibrations-♩♫♩
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[16:55:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - People With IBD Have More Microplastics in Their Feces - https://sylnt.us - oh-crap!
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[18:07:36] <Runaway1956> I'm kinda puzzled by an Amazon purchase
[18:08:06] <Runaway1956> Mailbox alarm supposed to let you know when your mailbox is opened - presumably meaning your mail has been delivered
[18:08:39] <Runaway1956> It didn't work for crap - range is far less than advertised, and the blinky-light alarm doesn't continue blinking until reset
[18:08:48] <Runaway1956> So, I left a bad review
[18:09:06] <Runaway1956> Seller contacted me, wanted me to change review
[18:09:17] <Runaway1956> I refused - so he gave my money back
[18:09:31] <Runaway1956> Does that allow him to remove my review or something?
[18:10:24] <Runaway1956> I guess I check to see if my review disappears in a couple days.
[19:36:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - For Some Greenlanders, Eating Sugar is Healthy - https://sylnt.us - that's-so-sweet!
[22:29:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tech In Plain Sight: Primitive Engineering Materials - https://sylnt.us - successive-refinements-add-up