#soylent | Logs for 2021-12-17
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[00:16:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Making Apple Spirits Taste Better - https://sylnt.us - apple-spirit-a-day
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[02:05:25] <SoyCow6957> Now I know why ******* want to get rid of the ****** vehicles.
[02:05:50] <SoyCow6957> They have more control over the non-******** vehicles.
[02:06:32] <SoyCow6957> *****-run insurance companies are getting angry because they have less data, so now they're ****** *********
[02:07:09] <SoyCow6957> Because who knows where you drive, if your car is old and you never take your phone with you whilst driving?
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[02:09:00] <SoyCow6957> A fuckhuge insurance company that I've been with for many years sent me a form...a PAPER FORM...to fill out because they were angry that they could no longer calculate my driving from .....well, they wouldn't tell me before.
[02:09:32] <SoyCow6957> Wanna know why they were doing that? Because I stopped carrying my phone with me everytime I drove
[02:09:35] <SoyCow6957> HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[02:09:46] <SoyCow6957> Thanks for the tips, you greedy *********
[02:11:10] <SoyCow6957> I wonder who sees my face everytime I JACK OFF?
[02:11:23] <SoyCow6957> Probably the ****** of Soylentnews.irc.sylnt
[02:13:07] <SoyCow6957> And the *****-rat-in-chief who prevents eruvim from being burned down by niggers.
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[03:04:12] <SoyCow7495> ****** want us all to die, however,
[03:04:34] <SoyCow7495> They'd be better off making the ******* they ****** ***** die for their country instead.
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[03:06:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Log4j Security Flaw Could Impact the Entire Internet; Attackers Switch to Injecting Monero Miners - https://sylnt.us
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[03:49:51] <AzumaHazuki> "the general public" is as big a collection of off-kilter dingdong as you could ever hope to meet outside a doorbel factory, jesus
[03:50:13] <AzumaHazuki> hilarious how they think i don't speak Spanish, too, and say things about me in it within earshot
[03:50:33] <AzumaHazuki> si, la gringa habla espanol y ella entienda todo que dice, puta
[03:51:18] <Runaway1956> Haha - 'Zumi thinks everyone is a dingdong - except her, of course.
[03:51:28] <Runaway1956> AVON CALLING!
[03:53:48] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[03:53:49] <systemd> ^ 03Ding Dong Avon Calling
[03:59:55] <Bytram> Avon? Why did you feel the need to bring up Shakespeare?
[04:00:12] <Bytram> =g avon
[04:00:13] <systemd> https://www.avon.com - AVON - Shop Cosmetics, Fashion & Accessories;
[04:00:21] <Runaway1956> I was waiting for a Brit to object, lol
[04:00:27] <Bytram> =g avon -cosmetics
[04:00:27] <systemd> https://www.cityofavon.com - Avon OH | Official Website
[04:00:54] <Bytram> =g avon -cosmetics -ohio
[04:00:54] <systemd> https://www.avonct.gov - Avon CT |
[04:01:05] <Bytram> =g avon -cosmetics -ohio -ct
[04:01:05] <systemd> https://www.avon-protection-plc.com - Avon Protection plc | Home
[04:01:08] <Runaway1956> Down by the banks, of the Ohio
[04:01:27] <Bytram> =g avon england -cosmetics -ohio -ct
[04:01:28] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Stratford-upon-Avon - Wikipedia
[04:01:53] <Runaway1956> No one knows what a Stratford is - maybe a violin?
[04:03:52] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:03:53] <systemd> ^ 03Avon - Wikipedia
[04:06:36] <Bytram> =yt avon
[04:06:37] <systemd> https://youtube.com - What Happened to Avon.com (05:01; 6,973 views; 👍70 👎[hidden by butthurt Google employees])
[04:09:16] <Runaway1956> I'm so relieved that Avon is still around
[04:09:26] <Runaway1956> Now we need an update on Tupperware
[04:10:26] <Bytram> you mean... tupperwhere?
[04:10:46] <Runaway1956> thunderwhere
[04:11:37] * Runaway1956 wonders how many door-to-door sales jobs are still around
[04:11:57] * Runaway1956 wonders if any one anywhere still has those silly parties
[04:29:09] <Bytram> Door-to-door parties? That *could* be fun!
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[05:36:56] <SoyCow7171> I farted, you fuckin gniggers
[05:37:02] <SoyCow7171> gniggers
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[05:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Focusing Sound Vibrations Precisely Can Knock Over One Lego Minifig Among Many - https://sylnt.us - good-vibrations
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[06:02:28] <SoyCow6890> NIGGERS!!!!
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[06:08:37] <SoyCow3325> suck my suck my fukkin dikk
[06:08:47] <SoyCow3325> suck my suck my, bitch ass trick
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[06:23:58] <SoyCow7945> https://www.youtube.com
[06:24:00] <systemd> ^ 03Rock N Roll McDonalds
[06:24:05] <SoyCow7945> rock an drowww mc donawds
[06:24:14] <SoyCow7945> fuck and roww mcdoooonawds
[06:24:22] <SoyCow7945> rock and roooow mcdonaeds
[06:26:41] <SoyCow7945> NIGGERS
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[06:34:36] <SoyCow7945> SUSAN RICE
[06:34:51] <SoyCow7945> is the acting president of the United States of America.
[06:35:13] <SoyCow7945> Shado presietnt of BARAQ husein soetoro
[06:35:59] <SoyCow7945> NIGGERSHITS!
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[06:49:28] <AzumaHazuki> hm, plasma's wayland session seems stable now. and fast,* wow
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[08:36:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Inside the Brand New Royal Suite at Sweden's Ice Hotel - https://sylnt.us - Brrrrr!
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[11:26:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Metaverse Has a Groping Problem Already - https://sylnt.us - "don't-be-a-jerk"-still-applies
[11:41:59] <inz> FatPhil, it's great that both 1337 and 31337 make appearances in your number porn (although in the a == b cases)
[11:44:15] <FatPhil> inz: yeah - I noticed that myself!
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[14:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Overturns Deal Giving Purdue Pharma’s Sackler Family Civil Immunity From Opioid Claims - https://sylnt.us - would-justice-be-a-sentence-to-a-month-of-4x-daily-doses-and-then-no-more?
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[14:23:46] <FatPhil> that's a very long department!
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[16:56:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Places Sanctions on DJI and Biotech Groups for Mass Surveilance of Uyghurs in Xinjiang - https://sylnt.us - here's-looking-at-YOU
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[18:49:12] <SoyCow4367> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[18:49:14] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Backdoor Gives Hackers Complete Control Over Federal Agency Network" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[19:03:12] <t3> looks like comment counts on the front page have stopped updating
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[19:34:07] <t3> =submit https://www.pnas.org
[19:34:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Rise and Fall of Rationality in Language" (5p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:36:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Faster Trains and Cheaper Tickets Under New EU Rail Plans - https://sylnt.us
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[20:04:10] <Bytram> t3: I looks at comment counts for 3 stories at the top of the page. All seemed right on the mark! Thanks for letting know you thought you saw something; pipe up again if I'm missing something.
[20:32:13] <Bytram> Addendum: If the counts are *not* being updated, all it should take to fix things is a stop and restart of our Apache web server.
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[22:27:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Biden Administration Announces Plan to Replace 100% of Lead Pipes in U.S. Homes - https://sylnt.us - get-the-lead-out