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[00:27:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Arrested for Uncensoring Japanese Porn with AI in First Deepfake Case - https://sylnt.us - quashed-by-Big-Tentacle
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[04:27:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Your Phone, Laptop, or Watch can be Tracked by their Bluetooth Transmissions - https://sylnt.us - snafu
[04:38:15] <Deucalion> :/
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[05:55:50] <Runaway1956> https://youtu.be
[05:55:51] <systemd> ^ 0310 Reasons You Should Turn In Your Guns ( https://www.youtube.com )
[06:00:35] <kyonko`> just turn in the serial numbered receiver
[06:00:41] <kyonko`> they already know you have it anyway
[06:00:46] <kyonko`> everything else, you keep and hide
[06:08:58] <kyonko`> its linked to your social security number
[06:36:57] <Runaway1956> Oh, wow. Checked the tracking on a package I'm expecting. FedEx says they'll deliver it today, Sunday. I'll believe that when I see it.
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[06:54:12] <SoyCow2892> Time for the nightly Niggerin'
[06:54:19] <SoyCow2892> or should I say, the nightly Jewin'
[06:54:28] <SoyCow2892> Jews == SCUM
[06:55:05] <SoyCow2892> They can all suck me ass.
[06:55:38] <SoyCow2892> Inbred, dysgenic, hornbilled scum who call psychopathy "intelligence"
[06:56:21] <SoyCow2892> I can barely wait for when they get called out, and have no privilege left to hide behind.
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[07:30:19] <SoyCow0536> Jews have destroyed almost everything
[07:30:28] <SoyCow0536> Shitted up every Linux distro
[07:30:50] <SoyCow0536> Allotted all NSA data to their cocksucking Rabbis
[07:32:06] <SoyCow0536> Not to mention perpetrating the largest MUH HOLOCAUST to rival their made-up "holocaust" nobody believes anymore.
[07:32:46] <SoyCow0536> Pushed the RUST programming language when it's obviously shit and needs MUH UNSAFE to be useful.
[07:33:39] <SoyCow0536> Will humanity survive the Jewish parasite infestation?
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[08:04:15] <chromas> We get USPS packages on Sunday sometimes
[08:04:30] <chromas> On their one day off
[08:20:55] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:20:57] <systemd> ^ 03UHF
[08:21:11] <chromas> UHF now with DRM
[08:48:38] <kyonko`> we get sunday service here and no shortage on the store shelves so far
[08:48:43] <kyonko`> the christmas crap is up
[09:17:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - John Carmack Pushes Out Unlocked OS for Defunct Oculus Go Headset - https://sylnt.us - root
[11:55:52] <Runaway1956> Just looked at that tracking page again - package is on a truck for delivery.
[11:56:11] <Runaway1956> One problem: It says "adult signature required"
[11:56:21] <Runaway1956> Where can I rent an adult to sign for me?
[11:56:43] <Runaway1956> Maybe I go to Home Depot and hire someone.
[12:24:02] <FatPhil> It just means "don't sign it 'Mickey Mouse'"
[13:55:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Made a Wooden Knife That's Three Times Sharper Than Steel Blades - https://sylnt.us - wood-you-try-it?
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[14:01:15] <SoyCow4976> =yt oR9Na0Q0maQ
[14:01:16] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Does Kirk die when he goes through the transporter? (10:50; 89,842 views; 👍7,193 👎119)
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[16:45:44] <FatPhil> https://www.vanityfair.com
[16:45:45] <systemd> ^ 03In Major Shift, NIH Admits Funding Risky Virus Research in Wuhan
[16:46:22] <progo> bioweapons research, not "risky virus research"
[16:46:59] <FatPhil> yeah, vanityfair is cranky extremist newspaper distorting all the facts
[17:55:21] <Bytram> FatPhil: soon to be quoted by other less-technically-savvy media which believe in the general principle: if-it-bleeds-it-leads, giving it further (apparent) credence. If it is true, the facts will come out, eventually.
[18:30:23] <FatPhil> well, those who were pretending so vocally to be standing on the side of science have now split across an NIH vs. EcoHealth Alliance divide. So the people who were sidelined as not being scientists, like Dr Rand Paul, don't have to do any more - they can let those who desperately desperately desperately want you to know want you to know they're guiding principles are nothing but science, goddammit, can
[18:30:29] <FatPhil> tear each other apart on their own. Burn the scraps - they're toxic.
[18:31:18] <FatPhil> modulo can't see more than 30 characters at a time on the phone
[18:33:28] <FatPhil> But, given that the documents from 2018 that Vanity Fair mentioned were leaked many months ago, I'm pretty sure they exist.
[18:34:48] <FatPhil> Of course, they prove that EcoHealth Alliance were lying *as well as* Fauci. But that's good, because it confirms what we crazy irrational conspiracy theorists have been saying along.
[18:46:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Home Alone is Now a $250 Lego Set, and it Might be the Most Impressive Fan-Inspired Model Yet - https://sylnt.us - not-quite-4k
[19:14:59] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[19:48:22] <kyonko`> science obligates math
[19:48:44] <kyonko`> i think there's that youtube from the 1950's of a lab coat using a mechanical counter in his hand at the bench
[19:49:30] <kyonko`> and then something happens in your thumb flexor muscle you do a double count, but are you conscious/aware it happened?
[19:50:05] <kyonko`> the theme of this 1950's youtube video is biological warfare at sea, naval warfare against military and civilians
[19:50:26] <kyonko`> the navy was 100% current on wmd's
[19:50:52] <kyonko`> and then people kinda forget about that reality, because they were too busy becoming rich
[19:53:49] <kyonko`> https://cryptome.org
[19:54:06] <kyonko`> reaks of obama-clinton
[19:54:39] <chromas> lool, "C:\Users\User\Desktop\aaa.txt"
[20:03:43] <kyonko`> https://www.cryptome.org
[20:03:46] <systemd> ^ 03Unrestricted Warfare
[20:04:01] <kyonko`> jya of cryptome is anti-trump
[20:04:19] <kyonko`> he is an internet OG, predating the www
[20:05:34] <kyonko`> he sells a usb stick of all sorts of docs accumulated over the past 30 years
[20:05:49] <kyonko`> most of them encryption related, thats how I got into this
[20:06:07] <requerdanos> well-attributed, trustworthy docs all, I am sure, when it comes to biovirus CIA woo woo?
[20:06:29] <kyonko`> mexico is already extra-heinous, but what countries were dahmer and gaycie from?
[20:06:42] <kyonko`> those are really grave data points
[20:06:50] <requerdanos> got to give you that one.
[20:07:06] <kyonko`> dahmer and gaycie both preyed on gay male youth
[20:07:30] <kyonko`> predators like these are everywhere, but not as heinous or obvious as those two
[20:07:40] <kyonko`> some never take it to the cannibal dungeon level
[20:08:04] <kyonko`> (this has nothing to do with it being halloween btw, lol)
[20:08:52] <kyonko`> https://www.nytimes.com
[20:08:53] <systemd> ^ 03Moustapha Akkad, 75, Who Produced Religious and Horror Films, Is Dead (Published 2005)
[20:09:05] <kyonko`> that was a big deal when it happened
[20:09:14] <kyonko`> along with the golden dome mosque bombing in iraq
[20:09:25] <kyonko`> but... remember, we don't come from apes
[20:09:36] <kyonko`> praise yhwh with virgin infants
[20:20:35] <kyonko`> if you gotta choose a side, white doves or black bats, which side are you?
[20:20:48] <kyonko`> I think the powers that be pushed me into a grey bat
[20:21:27] <kyonko`> (remember the main stream media psy ops of the trump era)
[20:21:36] <kyonko`> both "local news" and facebook/twitter
[20:24:21] <kyonko`> remember, the white doves (their peace symbolism be damned) are heavily and lawfully armed
[20:24:37] <kyonko`> but this is "man's law" lol
[20:24:46] <kyonko`> "democracy"
[20:25:19] <kyonko`> only extremely stupid humans fall for the wings of flying animals which are really arms and hands
[20:25:28] <kyonko`> but hey, look at 2020
[20:25:48] <kyonko`> if anything, angels and demons should have insect wings, but thats none of my business
[20:29:55] <kyonko`> its always been the brouhaha that todays "law abiding neighbors (kill your neighbor on command of the state)" are tomorrow's armed thugs who need to satisfy their maslow's pyramid of needs with explosive weaponry
[20:30:28] <kyonko`> and if you refuse to kill your neighbhor on state command, then you got to give your guns to someone who will derp
[20:30:36] <kyonko`> and we survived 2020
[20:30:44] <kyonko`> well, the strong did, anyway
[20:34:28] <kyonko`> the obama-clinton world dominators attacked china with a pretty weak bioweapon during their crowding season
[20:34:54] <kyonko`> they already had that thing where they took it from syria to ukraine derp
[20:35:07] <kyonko`> we shouldn't be here
[20:41:15] <kyonko`> the sentiment on facebook in 2015 after the threat of nuclear war was 2 minutes to midnight was "don't bother me, i'm busy becoming rich"
[20:41:28] <kyonko`> it was the same during the cuban missile crisis
[20:41:40] <kyonko`> enjoy your worthless fiat
[20:50:37] <FatPhil> I'm likin' Austin more and more...
[20:51:02] <kyonko`> austin city limits?
[20:51:09] <kyonko`> they have hardcore liberals
[20:51:17] <kyonko`> the OG hipster culture
[20:51:29] <kyonko`> man, I'm old if I remember hipsters in _2009_
[20:51:36] <kyonko`> I wonder if I am one
[20:51:42] <kyonko`> how do I know if I am one?
[20:51:48] <FatPhil> Nah, this is burning fossil fuels - F1 GP
[20:52:24] <kyonko`> life was better before the smart phone
[20:52:36] <FatPhil> disagree
[20:52:48] <kyonko`> what do you enjoy about androids and iphones?
[20:53:04] <FatPhil> I have never enjoyed anything about them, I've never owned one.
[20:53:19] <FatPhil> You're talking to Nokia N900 boy here.
[20:54:50] <kyonko`> well I should have made myself clear
[20:54:55] <kyonko`> touch screen technology smart phones
[20:55:01] <kyonko`> I used a moto razr v3t for many years
[20:55:05] <kyonko`> it was gprs enabled
[20:55:15] <kyonko`> never really dived into myspace or facebook from it
[20:55:24] <kyonko`> but if I did, i think my life would be more humanly rich
[20:55:48] <kyonko`> then after the razr v3t (which I never used as an mp3 player lol)
[20:56:01] <kyonko`> i had a samsung flip phone that recorded in .mp4 instead of the retarded .3gp
[20:56:06] <kyonko`> now thats smart
[20:56:15] <kyonko`> the best camera I ever owned btw
[20:56:23] <kyonko`> always ready to rec/snap
[20:56:25] <FatPhil> I worked for Freescale just after the split, so I think I know the internals of the Razr OS, as we were still selling it.
[20:56:52] <kyonko`> isn't android on all flip phones now?
[20:57:07] <FatPhil> Flip is kinda coming back a bit
[20:57:07] <kyonko`> and all the geezers here have touch screen phablets in public
[20:57:12] <kyonko`> not here
[20:57:19] <kyonko`> but you don't live in 'merika
[20:57:22] <FatPhil> do you remember "side talking" (the NGage)
[20:57:41] <kyonko`> yes I do remember all of them, except when they became way too many different brands and models around 2008
[20:57:58] <FatPhil> NGage was retarded, but what I've seen phablet-owners do nowadays is 10 times more retarded
[20:57:59] <kyonko`> my razr v3t was my 6 year phone
[20:58:09] <kyonko`> then the samsung flip phone another 6 years
[20:58:24] <FatPhil> My n900's from 2009
[20:58:25] <kyonko`> i finally gave into facebok on that one in 2015
[20:58:29] <kyonko`> and it still works????
[20:58:34] <kyonko`> or do you own many
[20:58:35] <kyonko`> NOS
[20:58:39] <FatPhil> I own many
[20:58:42] <kyonko`> ok
[20:58:47] <kyonko`> and how do you connect to the cell network?
[20:59:02] <FatPhil> 3G is gonna be around for a while;
[20:59:14] <FatPhil> I don't believe the "dead by 2025" rumours/bullshit
[20:59:31] <FatPhil> I can do 3.5G - woo - fancy stuff
[21:00:00] <kyonko`> who do you talk to to set this up?
[21:00:22] <kyonko`> mexico for many years used AMPS
[21:00:46] <FatPhil> Yeah, the 3GPP thing didn't hit you until very recently.
[21:00:50] <kyonko`> mexican mobile phone stores are like american gun stores
[21:01:02] <kyonko`> I'm in the US
[21:01:25] <kyonko`> I haven't crossed the border since 2006, around the time they were swearing hard on main stream media about you knwo, the thing
[21:01:34] <kyonko`> the donald hitler thing
[21:01:56] <kyonko`> babies and geezers love the phablets here
[21:02:25] <kyonko`> you will always see some geezer in cowboy fashion in public with a phablet you can confuse for a glock
[21:02:34] <kyonko`> gun or phone? school or prison?
[21:02:37] <kyonko`> i don't know, thats the fun!
[21:03:02] <FatPhil> when I worked for samsung, and went over to Suwon, Korea, it was the teen/tween girlies that loved the phablets the most.
[21:03:34] <FatPhil> the phablet was a new crossover format, and they lapped it up.
[21:03:55] <FatPhil> phones were already too big for girly pockets, and they didn't want tablets, it was the perfect handbag-filler.
[21:03:58] <kyonko`> the phablet here is the most popular, I prefer something flipphone sized, but touchscreen (very rare, only apple made one)
[21:04:13] <kyonko`> oh, the romans here just jam their phablet in their back pocket
[21:04:19] <FatPhil> I was at Samsung in ~2014-ish, iirc
[21:04:20] <kyonko`> looks uncanny, especially for someone from the 20th century
[21:04:41] <kyonko`> I never show in public how rich or what status level i am
[21:04:50] <kyonko`> i am a unix beard, so there
[21:04:55] <FatPhil> I look like fucking scumbag.
[21:04:59] <kyonko`> and I wear the mask, the beard didn't interfere
[21:05:25] <kyonko`> at first I was worried about how the beard would interact/interfere with the surgical mask, but i haven't got sick so far
[21:05:37] <kyonko`> no double masking either, if I need more air, I can slide it down quick
[21:05:57] <kyonko`> and trust me, when you are carrying water, you need more air for your sugar
[21:06:08] <FatPhil> I washed my hair last night, slept on slightly damp hair, and didn't fucking comb it in the morning. Total fucking mess. Don't care. (I am a metaller, got the proper length)
[21:06:09] <kyonko`> turn that sugar into the evil greenhouse gas
[21:06:30] <kyonko`> I really wanted to shave my head back int he first 3 months of the covaids1984
[21:06:47] <FatPhil> you had the right
[21:06:49] <kyonko`> you are a metaller with the belly
[21:07:06] <FatPhil> don't most metallers have bellies?
[21:07:15] <kyonko`> hmm
[21:07:29] <kyonko`> i haven't been fat since 2011
[21:07:35] <kyonko`> boobs and belly fat
[21:08:06] <kyonko`> i got fat because of the turmoil of the 2008-2011
[21:08:13] <kyonko`> then i got beetus and slim fast
[21:08:28] <FatPhil> A mate did buy a me visual illusion t-shirt for my b'day this year which kinda drew attention to my "curves". I took that as a compliment.
[21:08:48] <kyonko`> how exactly long is your hair? my hair length and beard length is genetically limited
[21:09:00] <kyonko`> i have had long hair for 10 years collectively, i'm sick of it
[21:09:26] <kyonko`> my beard and hair length is so limited, that its not even worth it to grow it
[21:09:35] <FatPhil> From my hairband, I can do 2 spans of my hand down my pony, so at least 45cm past the band
[21:09:36] <kyonko`> nothing to braid
[21:09:56] <kyonko`> i wanted braids
[21:10:10] <kyonko`> and I can't grow a goatee
[21:10:18] <kyonko`> really confused me as a young adult
[21:10:30] <FatPhil> I did braids back in the 90s occasionally.
[21:10:53] <kyonko`> the lesson I learned, that long hair or short hair, there really isn't much of a difference
[21:10:59] <kyonko`> unless you want to be an outdoorsman
[21:11:08] <kyonko`> like hardcore outdoorsman
[21:11:20] <kyonko`> legendary nordic outdoorsman
[21:11:22] <FatPhil> just boring ones. I know several metallers who have g/f's who will regularly put their hair in french plaits, which is a bit fancy for me.
[21:11:47] <kyonko`> metal is funny
[21:11:58] <FatPhil> I don't think my g/f knows how to braid hair!
[21:11:58] <kyonko`> the real crazy death cannibal metal people are just normal mexicans looking for a job
[21:12:14] <chromas> I will braid your hair for you, FatPhil
[21:12:20] <FatPhil> metal is very similar to punk, it just smells different
[21:12:27] <kyonko`> i use dove soap for hair
[21:12:53] <kyonko`> on a good day I look like an orthodox priest
[21:13:11] <FatPhil> chromas: that's a very kind offer. Can you show me your portfolio?
[21:13:34] <chromas> That's classified
[21:13:58] <kyonko`> its SCI
[21:14:03] <kyonko`> secure compartmentalized information
[21:14:09] <chromas> Not the portfolio, but whether or not I can show you
[21:14:31] <kyonko`> my hair is so genetically short, I can't get dread locks worth a damn
[21:14:36] <FatPhil> oh - did I explain why I was interested in the /garidge/ vs. /garaazh/ thing the other night - it was a beer night, so I was, erm, busy at the time.
[21:14:37] <kyonko`> unless I wanted a tiny dread fro
[21:15:14] <chromas> I've only heard filthy foreigners say "garridge"
[21:15:30] <chromas> Americans always "garaazh" or "garaadge"
[21:15:40] <FatPhil> To a brit, pronouncing things a "french" way is "posh". And /garaazh/ is french rather than a hard-g'ed germanic /-idge/.
[21:15:46] <kyonko`> a garage is a place you use to work on your car in winter
[21:16:09] <kyonko`> and never start your car with the door close
[21:16:09] <chromas> A garage is extra storage for junk you don't need while the car sits outside in the weather
[21:16:10] <FatPhil> So the idea of grungy rebelus kids punk bands being posh is just hilarious
[21:16:23] <FatPhil> while the 4 cars sit up on bricks?
[21:16:34] <kyonko`> that's sierra vista, arizona
[21:16:40] <chromas> Depends on the neighborhood
[21:16:52] <kyonko`> take a look on google earth at sierra vista, az
[21:17:02] <kyonko`> they have a large joint military air strip there
[21:17:11] <kyonko`> riiiiiiiiiiiiiight on the border
[21:17:22] <kyonko`> a real air port
[21:17:41] <kyonko`> the next one is in new mexico
[21:17:45] <FatPhil> kyonko`: my question was specifically about the pronunciation, not what you store or do in the structure, I was in linguistics mode
[21:18:07] <kyonko`> where are the very high level programming languages?
[21:18:19] <kyonko`> why can't I talk to my computer in ebonics
[21:18:27] <kyonko`> "so i got 1TB my nigga"
[21:18:35] <kyonko`> "out of that 1TB, split it in two"
[21:18:53] <kyonko`> "split those two, in two"
[21:19:01] <kyonko`> just like money
[21:19:20] <kyonko`> "keep spliting those two in two then stop after 3 times"
[21:19:26] <kyonko`> now that's high level
[21:19:58] <FatPhil> My part of the UK has 2 different pronunciations for 2 different words - "garridge" and "garaazh" for the "petrol station" vs. "side building" meanings. Most places have just the one word/pronunciation.
[21:20:36] <kyonko`> a garage means in some places an inner city structure used for storing your vehicle so you can take public transportation or walk around downtown
[21:20:44] <kyonko`> also plagued by predators
[21:20:58] <kyonko`> tucson has them
[21:21:18] <kyonko`> you pay with a credit card
[21:21:26] <FatPhil> I've heard the US has "double wides"
[21:21:29] <kyonko`> if you don't have a credit card, what the fuck are you doing leaving home in the first place?
[21:21:33] <kyonko`> yes, double wides
[21:21:36] <kyonko`> depends on the vintage
[21:21:44] <kyonko`> some are wood others are aluminum
[21:21:57] <kyonko`> still standing around here
[21:22:11] <kyonko`> very functional for shelter
[21:22:25] <FatPhil> I gave up my credit card (that I got when starting uni) just about the time I left home. Neither a debtor nor a lender be.
[21:22:29] <kyonko`> but look at all these bums
[21:23:05] <kyonko`> we don't call them double wides any more, we call them manufactured homes
[21:23:30] <kyonko`> usually hooked off graid to a septic tank and a propane tank and if you are lucky, solar or wind
[21:23:41] <kyonko`> but most people get a smart meter connection yikes
[21:23:46] <kyonko`> better luck next life
[21:24:05] <kyonko`> they have well water that is pressurized by compressed air
[21:25:48] <kyonko`> but all the off grid kooks don't even think about putting a double wide on a plot of land
[21:26:03] <kyonko`> they want to make some strange structure thats going to kill them
[21:26:25] <kyonko`> and they totally can see you from space
[21:26:35] <kyonko`> that you are throwing raves
[21:29:28] <chromas> see, FatPhil, if you guys called it gas instead of petrol then you could call your garridge a gashole
[21:29:53] <kyonko`> https://idaho2020gathering.blogspot.com
[21:29:54] <systemd> ^ 03Idahoish 2020 Rainbow Gathering
[21:33:14] <kyonko`> https://assets.zerohedge.com
[21:34:42] <kyonko`> https://idaho2020gathering.blogspot.com
[21:34:42] <systemd> ^ 03Gathering location
[21:35:46] <kyonko`> i really hope all of this is a joke
[21:36:14] <kyonko`> everything here looks like its clinton 2016
[21:36:56] <kyonko`> "because you'd be in jail"
[21:38:01] <FatPhil> I think "gas" should be a gas. Prove me wrong.
[21:38:24] <chromas> Instead of liquidoline?
[21:38:39] <FatPhil> ITYM petrol(ium)
[21:39:11] <chromas> ah, Vasoline
[21:39:19] <chromas> s/o/e/
[21:39:19] <SedBot> <chromas> ah, Vaseline
[21:39:42] <FatPhil> s/line/dilation/, no?
[21:40:24] <kyonko`> diesel
[21:40:47] <kyonko`> did you guys see the video of the mexicans going to take a shower in a broken pressurized kerosene pipeline?
[21:41:03] <kyonko`> it rained kerosense (looks just like water) for a few hours untilll sunset
[21:41:13] <kyonko`> once it was dark.... BA BA BA BOOOOM
[21:41:33] <kyonko`> real good for your to inhale atomized kerosene
[21:41:40] <chromas> but they were poppin' fresh
[21:41:42] <kyonko`> reaaaal gooood
[21:42:01] <kyonko`> and lots of people were in need of kidney transplants
[21:42:05] <kyonko`> but its a catholic pro-life country
[21:42:23] <chromas> thanks, white colonialism
[21:42:46] <kyonko`> hydrocarbons are not water soluble, but they still harm the body
[21:42:54] <kyonko`> but barium sulphate is quite safe
[21:43:18] <kyonko`> some kind of insoluble barium salt
[21:43:22] <kyonko`> or something
[21:44:04] <FatPhil> the body isn't water soluble, just sayin'
[21:56:05] <kyonko`> the body itself?
[21:56:12] <kyonko`> yeah, but then there is hydrofluoric acid
[21:56:23] <kyonko`> closest thing to that
[21:57:30] <kyonko`> did you ever work in the cleanroom where they have the calcium gluconate auto-injectors FatPhil?
[21:57:39] <kyonko`> CoVaIdS1984
[21:58:04] <kyonko`> crap, I got some HF on me, QUICK JAB ME, JAB ME SO I LIVE
[21:59:11] <FatPhil> Bunny-suits used to walk around the Freescale facility in Toulouse, but it was a huge campus.
[21:59:39] <FatPhil> I'm a softie, never been near any sillycons
[21:59:55] <chromas> silicone only eh
[22:00:06] <FatPhil> Technically, HF doesn't work that way, it's a bit of an urban legend.
[22:00:38] <kyonko`> depends on how concentrated it is
[22:00:49] <FatPhil> you calling me fake?
[22:00:52] <kyonko`> and its not an urban legend, lots of graffiti kids got fucked up by it trying to mark glass
[22:01:03] <kyonko`> thats how I first heard of HF
[22:01:12] <FatPhil> well, it depends on which of the urban legends you've heard
[22:01:14] <kyonko`> you know, mark glass like ink/paint
[22:02:14] <FatPhil> the first one I heard was from a guy who was head of marketting at LSI, and who previously worked for, erm, TI?, and his urban legend was ... totally totally false. who'd have thought, from the marketting manager? I was shocked, shocked I tell you
[22:02:38] <chromas> What was his urban legend though?
[22:04:03] <kyonko`> uh it depends
[22:04:06] <kyonko`> you want the tl;dr?
[22:04:19] <kyonko`> it soaks through your skin/muscle untill it hits bone and begins to fizz
[22:04:27] <chromas> I don't think you know how to abbreviate
[22:04:28] <kyonko`> its like if you were made out of paper
[22:04:33] <FatPhil> "dissolved all his bones, but none of his soft tissue"
[22:04:44] <FatPhil> I have shortened ti obvs
[22:04:48] <kyonko`> it will kill you before that even happens, btw
[22:05:05] <chromas> Pretty sure he meant it dissolved his boner
[22:05:08] <kyonko`> the death of the NYC garbage man who came across a jug of HF is well known
[22:05:23] <kyonko`> he was taken to the ER and still died
[22:05:47] <FatPhil> #include joke about chromas knowing a lot about disolving boners, you fill in the gaps, it's too late here.
[22:05:52] <kyonko`> it was a big deal at the time, how someone could just leave a plastic hug of concentrated HF in the sidewalk
[22:06:06] <chromas> I can't fill in the gaps; my boner's been dissolved :'(
[22:06:21] <kyonko`> very very dilute HF solution is quite fun, it makes silicious dust disappear and washable
[22:06:21] <FatPhil> there was a disturbing gay experience in the pub tonight....
[22:06:42] <kyonko`> in the USA, dilute HF was sold for many years, as "LA's totally awesome" cleaner
[22:06:49] <kyonko`> cuts grease, dissolves "dirt"
[22:06:56] <kyonko`> :-)
[22:07:01] <FatPhil> I was trying to watch the F1 GP, and a guy sat between me and the telly, then another one sat next to him, and they started getting off.
[22:07:15] <kyonko`> oh my, like engaging in coitus?
[22:07:40] <chromas> they were tourists. thought they were in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
[22:07:45] <FatPhil> It got really weird when the prostitute attempted to snag one of them, so the middle guy was kissing this waym then the other.
[22:07:51] <kyonko`> ...
[22:07:56] <FatPhil> All I wanted to do was watch the fucking race.
[22:08:05] <kyonko`> oh you are a motor sports freak?
[22:08:18] <kyonko`> I learned of motor sports when I tried to get into satellite tv broadcasting in the mid 2010's
[22:08:19] <FatPhil> both males were non-Estonians, possible tourists, yes.
[22:08:29] <FatPhil> I'm guessing the prostitute was local.
[22:08:43] <kyonko`> and I would hear the motor sports on the radio when I was passed out drunk on the floor
[22:08:53] <kyonko`> vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
[22:08:54] <kyonko`> F-1
[22:09:17] <FatPhil> "eff minus one", it's two steps beyond "eff one", via "eff zero"
[22:09:37] <kyonko`> I eventually thought it wasn't a good idea to get into satellite broadcast receivers
[22:09:41] <kyonko`> they were changing every year!
[22:09:45] <progo> one generalization you make about men vs women is yes men are pigs. if there is a "naked party" and you know women and children aren't invited, it is not a naked party; it's a sex party.
[22:10:37] <kyonko`> when your satellite receiver gets obsolete in a year, you will just be able to hear radio stations
[22:10:57] <kyonko`> but some people never give up, and search the sky for F-1... whats the word
[22:11:06] <kyonko`> when the dish truck arrives
[22:11:26] <kyonko`> look for a spontaneous unencrypted feed of anything
[22:11:39] <kyonko`> its mostly going to be F-1
[22:12:23] <kyonko`> I wonder what that guy is selling to pick up broadcasts NOW
[22:23:01] <FatPhil> OK, biochemists, explain this - why did my fart just smell of sodium ethanoate?
[22:24:58] <kyonko`> yeah I am getting those farts too
[22:25:05] <kyonko`> but you are an ocean and a sea away
[22:25:27] <kyonko`> and if you get semen on your laundered clothes, it smells like cough syrup
[22:25:28] <chromas> quantum flatulence
[22:25:45] <kyonko`> man, I need a drink
[22:25:51] <kyonko`> might as well enjoy the ascites
[22:25:56] <kyonko`> as every geezer in this town has it
[22:26:00] <kyonko`> either ascites or jake leg
[22:26:19] <kyonko`> every time I go out in public there's jake with jake leg
[22:26:52] <kyonko`> https://www.youtube.com
[22:26:54] <systemd> ^ 03Jake Leg
[22:28:21] <kyonko`> and you can keep on living for a good long while with ascites and jake leg and still drinking
[22:28:43] <kyonko`> still be a military aged male
[22:28:44] <kyonko`> IT'S MAM
[22:33:41] <kyonko`> mam with an ar-15 and 100rd drum
[22:33:47] <kyonko`> gets hot when non stop
[22:34:01] <kyonko`> know where not to touch
[22:40:39] <kyonko`> https://www.zerohedge.com
[22:40:40] <systemd> ^ 03Worldcoin Offers Free Crypto To Scan Your Eyeballs
[22:45:27] <progo> is that like a "free candy for kids in my van" thing?
[22:49:52] <kyonko`> that was gayce
[22:50:00] <kyonko`> but he liked hairy gay boys
[22:50:08] <kyonko`> more like a prowler, in a car
[22:50:12] <kyonko`> and he got them with marijuana
[22:50:45] <kyonko`> people like this are not rare
[22:50:49] <kyonko`> especially in latin america
[22:51:18] <requerdanos> what's the latin american word for "person who gives of his candy from a van or motorhome"
[22:51:38] <kyonko`> a motorhome?
[22:51:51] <kyonko`> they don't have motor homes, they have shacks built without foundations
[22:51:59] <progo> I have no idea what we're talking about but btw I was referring ot the "free crypto for your biometrics"
[22:52:06] <kyonko`> so vermint and pests are always going in and out from the cracks
[22:52:35] <kyonko`> progo: I mean, whats the worst that can happen with your eye biometrics or social security number?
[22:52:42] <kyonko`> we already know the disaster social security numbers are
[22:53:12] <progo> a judge can't grant you a new retina scan
[22:53:30] <kyonko`> https://vid.alarabiya.net
[22:53:37] <kyonko`> LET'S GO BRANDON!
[22:54:11] <progo> btw, any time anyone wants to key some IT or cloud shit to your biometrics, they're full of shit and their entire security setup is suspect
[22:54:13] <kyonko`> he's getting a quick and dirty eye scan, but still no running water
[22:54:16] <progo> (because you can't change your key)
[22:54:39] <kyonko`> I can't do shit about being on a database of living persons in the USA
[22:54:56] <kyonko`> if I enter the database of non-living persons, THAT WILL SHOW THE MAN!
[22:55:41] <kyonko`> https://www.wired.com
[22:55:50] <kyonko`> thats old, 10 years ago
[22:55:58] <kyonko`> the covax1984 is new
[22:56:23] <kyonko`> didn't stop road side bombs, small arms fire ambushes for shit
[22:56:31] <kyonko`> a waste of time
[22:56:45] <kyonko`> and they can try to get rid of the guns here, they can try to turn life into a prison
[22:56:56] <kyonko`> that won't stop the heinous rape, violence and cannibalism
[22:57:09] <kyonko`> but bill gates will give you chemically induced parkinsonism
[22:58:36] <kyonko`> what was the shtick behind ending the 20 year war on its exact 20 year anniversary?
[22:58:56] <kyonko`> after all the main stream media psy op of an 9-11 a day of covid19 deaths during the winter of 2020
[22:59:06] <kyonko`> thats when everyone in my town started to get sick
[22:59:21] <kyonko`> i can't taste, i can't smell!
[22:59:41] <FatPhil> anyway, apart from the rape, violence, and cannibalism, how's your weekend been?
[23:12:55] <Teckla> kyonko`: Drugs are bad.
[23:33:01] <FatPhil> one of my favourite t-shirts, now ~30 years old, and I still have it, it one that says "Remember, kids" at the top, then has a slightly photoshopped still from /Village of the Damned/ (IIRC, the one with the albino children), and "drugs fuck you up" at the bottom
[23:39:02] <FatPhil> http://fatphil.org