#soylent | Logs for 2021-10-14
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[01:57:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uh Oh, They Strapped a Sniper Rifle to a Robot Dog - https://sylnt.us - Sit!-Stay!-Aim!-Shoot!-Good(?)-doggie!
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[05:01:54] <inz> laser shark vs rifle dog
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[07:18:36] <runaway1959> Oh, dear! The steps we have to go through to get banned!
[07:19:14] <runaway1959> Glad this is a welcoming place for all opinions, especially the more lefty ones!
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[07:36:21] <FatPhil> .kickban runaway1959 no dicking about with nicks
[07:36:21] -!- mode/#soylent [+b *!*@68.235.vk.qhr] by Aphrodite
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[07:36:51] <FatPhil> .ban runaway1959!*@*
[07:36:54] -!- mode/#soylent [+b runaway1959!*@*] by Aphrodite
[07:36:55] <FatPhil> bots--
[07:36:55] <Bender> karma - bots: -63
[07:36:58] <FatPhil> op
[07:37:04] <FatPhil> .op
[07:37:04] -!- mode/#soylent [+o FatPhil] by Aphrodite
[07:38:02] <chromas> I had an exception for real runaway then b& runaway*!*@* before
[07:38:12] <FatPhil> how do you do exceptions
[07:38:23] -!- mode/#soylent [-b *!*@68.235.vk.qhr] by FatPhil
[07:39:06] <FatPhil> .deop
[07:39:06] -!- mode/#soylent [-o FatPhil] by Aphrodite
[07:39:14] <chromas> mode +e
[07:39:57] -!- mode/#soylent [+o chromas] by Aphrodite
[07:40:20] <chromas> hm it dindu nuffin
[07:40:47] <FatPhil> shoot it!
[07:40:59] <chromas> I'm not a cop tho
[07:41:38] <FatPhil> No need to expand the ban presently
[07:42:01] <chromas> +e isn't working so I must've done something else
[07:42:01] <FatPhil> I expect the next invasion to be some mighty twattery
[07:42:11] <chromas> true
[07:42:24] <FatPhil> /help indicates +e should have been the right thing
[07:42:34] <FatPhil> chromas++ learnt something new
[07:42:34] <Bender> karma - chromas: 393
[07:42:38] <chromas> But I need to go learn it so I can have forgotten it next time
[07:43:09] <FatPhil> yeah, that's always the flipside to learning, something else will have been pushed out from another bit of the brain.
[07:43:57] -!- mode/#soylent [-o chromas] by chromas
[07:51:15] <chromas> Zoneminder in VM with 4GB of ram: ♪♫♬
[07:51:15] <chromas> Zoneminder on real box with 8GB: ZOMG OOM OOM OOM
[07:52:46] <FatPhil> I've heard of this "GB" concept. But as a remoaner, I've turned my back on it. I don't need it.
[07:53:11] <chromas> oh, JiB
[07:53:14] <chromas> JiggaBytes
[07:53:29] <chromas> 1.21
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[08:13:13] <Runaway1960> Nice to know that FatPhil is standing guard, ready to ban any Runaway-like nicks.
[08:13:24] <FatPhil> .op
[08:13:24] -!- mode/#soylent [+o FatPhil] by Aphrodite
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[08:13:34] <FatPhil> kick Runaway1960
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[08:13:47] <FatPhil> Apparently I am.
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[08:14:41] <FatPhil> I don't want the twat to fall into the presumption that just because he *begs* to get kicked I will refuse to do so in order to wind him up
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[08:15:35] <FatPhil> nah, I didn't have 1962 lined up ready to press return
[08:16:15] <FatPhil> Let's try the chromas thing, see if it works from here
[08:16:36] -!- mode/#soylent [+b runaway196*!*@*] by FatPhil
[08:17:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 7-Eleven Breached Customer Privacy by Collecting Facial Imagery Without Consent - https://sylnt.us
[08:17:22] <FatPhil> how clever can the expressions go - does it understand "[0-8]"?
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[08:18:22] <SlimmerPhil> The point is to get you to ban Runaway1956, by "accident"!
[08:18:22] -!- mode/#soylent [+b *!*951ca641@*.28.kku.ut] by FatPhil
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[08:18:51] <FatPhil> We have no reason to ban Runaway1956, so we won't do that.
[08:19:48] <FatPhil> who *
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[08:22:09] <FatterPhil_> So much for the friendly landing point in IRC.
[08:25:29] <FatterPhil_> Question now, am I in a sandbox? Can anyone hear me?
[08:26:41] <Runaway1956> FatPhil has a gayer fatter brother?
[08:27:14] <FatPhil> a long lost one, apparently
[08:27:17] <FatPhil> completely lost
[08:27:30] <FatterPhil_> On SoylentNews, we leave family out of it.
[08:30:16] <FatPhil> which is funny considering that the only "we" you're part of is you and your dolls sitting around the table at your mad hatter's tea party.
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[08:31:38] <HatterPhil> It was the mercury, used in the felting of the Beaver fur.
[08:46:55] <HatterPhil> On SN, it seems to be the poison of the alt-right, nazi-right, and janrinok right that is producing the same effect
[09:01:07] <HatterPhil> And, who am I, FatPhil? Your nemesis? The Phantom of SoylentNews? khallow in disguise?
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[09:02:46] <GayHatter> We are all aristarchus!
[09:03:47] <GayHatter> You should all bow to the aristarchricy
[09:04:22] <GayHatter> grovel at our feet whilst we teach you critical racism
[09:12:07] <GayHatter> And, who am I, FatPhil? Your nemesis? The Phantom of SoylentNews? khallow in disguise?
[09:14:45] -!- RandomPhil [RandomPhil!~9a03fbfa@154.3.voz.voy] has joined #soylent
[09:14:54] <RandomPhil> And, who am I, FatPhil? Your nemesis? The Phantom of SoylentNews? khallow in disguise?
[09:17:31] <RandomPhil> Then Jesus asked him, “What is your name?” “My name is aristarchus,” he replied, “for we are many.”
[09:23:27] <GayHatter> #weather Samos
[09:23:31] <MrPlow> unnamed road, 831 04 Municipal Unit of Pythagoreio, Greece - Today: "Rain in the evening and overnight." 69/62F, Humidity: 82%, Precip: 55%, Wind ~8mph. Fri: "Rain throughout the day." 68/59F, Humidity: 88%, Precip: 99%, Wind ~18mph. Sat: "Rain until evening." 61/57F, Humidity: 90%, Precip: 94%, Wind ~12mph.
[09:25:45] <GayHatter> I used to love that unnamed road. My freinds and I would catch the little boys, and bend them over there, before applying the rod of learning to their little asses.
[09:35:57] <HatterPhil> And this is why we cannot have nice Soylent.
[09:38:05] <HatterPhil> Runaway's gay obsession bleeds all over. Comes of serving, . . . In the Navy!
[09:41:28] <GayHatter> We need to read that email from B4UACT
[09:41:43] <GayHatter> can't we stop harassing FatPhil yet?
[09:43:29] <HatterPhil> Runaway has been banned from everywhere on the intertubes. He only has Arkansas and SoylentNews left. If we ban him here, Gawd knows what might happen. Could go the full Duggar!
[09:44:09] <RandomPhil> BAN HIM! BAN HIM! BAN HIM!
[09:45:05] <HatterPhil> The proper nomenclature, Dude, is "Lock him up, loch him up!" Just saying
[09:45:41] <GayHatter> too many nomes already
[09:46:30] <RandomPhil> also too many clatures
[09:47:01] <HatterPhil> Illiteracy is such a painful disease!
[09:47:18] <RandomPhil> that's why you cry at night
[09:47:58] <GayHatter> only when he doesn't have his dolls though
[09:49:30] <RandomPhil> can we look at pictures of dolls now?
[09:50:25] <HatterPhil> Text only. No pictures. Beatings will continue until literacy improves.
[09:50:37] <GayHatter> doll videos?
[09:59:45] <GayHatter> https://www.youtube.com
[09:59:47] <systemd> ^ 03Horror Short Film “The Dollmaker”
[10:00:13] <GayHatter> we loves our dolls
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[10:27:49] <runsaway1956> Can't runaway too soon!
[10:28:42] <runsaway1956> Coming for his guns, and mine, too.
[10:29:06] <RandomPhil> just bend over and I'll give you my gun
[10:29:17] <runsaway1956> We will replace him.
[10:29:34] RandomPhil is now known as PhatGreek
[10:29:53] <PhatGreek> Yes we will, Precious!
[10:30:01] <runsaway1956> Out with it, RunawayXXXX! We all know who you are, and what you want!
[10:30:14] * PhatGreek rubs his precious
[10:30:49] <runsaway1956> You have been warned about the trigger issue. Careful of premature ignition.
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[11:01:18] <runsaway1956> Arkansas obsession with anal. Can you say, "Squeal like a pig!"? Only, this time, with _feeling.
[11:07:54] <runsaway1956> And, it is nice that we know who everyone is in IRC. Makes that first public impression so much more impressive. Guess I will never come back here. Place seems, I donno, cursed?
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[12:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China’s Lunar Rock Samples Show Lava Flowed on the Moon 2 Billion Years Ago - https://sylnt.us
[13:08:18] <Teckla> Wow, the scrollback reminds me of EFNet.
[13:21:00] <FatPhil> The power of tard compells them
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[14:10:02] <FatPhil> https://www.wsj.com
[14:10:05] <systemd> ^ 03WSJ News Exclusive | Boeing Deals With New Dreamliner Defect Amid Production Problems
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[15:45:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook’s Latest Effort to Curtail Leaks Immediately Leaked - https://sylnt.us - you-reap-what-you-sow?
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[17:27:02] <user> shitty fucking ISP
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[18:26:46] <SoyCow9132> Maybe SN should ocnsider the following:
[18:27:00] <SoyCow9132> You have to be logged in to post
[18:27:36] <SoyCow9132> you can post as AC if you wish but karma from mod points still goes against the poster.
[18:27:51] <SoyCow9132> or for the psoter as the case may be.
[18:27:55] <chromas> Slashdot already dunnit
[18:28:02] <chromas> Well, the first part
[18:29:26] <SoyCow9132> Well screw that then.
[18:30:31] <chromas> Not sure why they gave up on it tho
[18:36:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Charter Spectrum Threatens To Ruin Potential Customers Over Debt They Don't Owe - https://sylnt.us
[19:48:51] <chromas> Sounds more like Time Warner Spectrum
[19:52:49] <SoyGuest65146> Autistic Spectrum
[19:53:12] <SoyGuest65146> customers phoned up and said "I want to cancel disorder"
[19:53:38] <chromas> le hue
[19:53:42] <chromas> FatPhil++
[19:53:42] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 150
[19:53:57] <SoyGuest65146> Merci, mon frere
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[21:17:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Asteroid May be the Shard of a Dead Protoplanet - https://sylnt.us
[21:36:26] <Bytram> http://feeds.mashable.com
[21:36:27] <systemd> ^ 03Best Black Friday 2021 deals, all in one place ( https://mashable.com )
[21:41:47] <Bytram> Remember when store waited until after THANKSGIVING TO START THEIR HOLICAY
[21:46:30] <FatPhil> https://www.saynotosmokedetectors.com
[21:46:31] <systemd> ^ 03SAY NO TO SMOKE DETECTORS!!!
[21:46:53] <Teckla> Only 72 days until Christmas
[21:59:25] <Bytram> NO!
[21:59:41] <Bytram> (How's I do?)
[22:03:39] <FatPhil> I think you need to get closer to the detector in order for it to work
[22:06:14] <Bytram> FatPhil++
[22:06:14] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 151
[22:07:21] <Bytram> Only 400 more and you'll have a book title!
[22:22:00] <chromas> 401 Smoke Detectors
[22:22:08] <chromas> Has a nice beep to it
[22:23:17] <FatPhil> Fatphilheit 451, I like the sound of that
[22:47:24] <bacteria> xmas never ended
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