#soylent | Logs for 2021-09-01
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[00:07:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Solene'% : Fair Internet Bandwidth Management on a Network Using OpenBSD" (36p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:04:10] <t3> "If you want to learn truly low level programming without experiencing a brain aneurysm, total insanity, or both, you need to ingest large quantities of psychedelic drugs on a regular basis." quote of the year
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[01:57:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Liquid Nitrogen Shortage Delays Landsat 9 Launch - https://sylnt.us
[01:59:20] <tedious> t3: So I can never learn c let alone assembly language?
[02:21:28] <t3> I'm sure it's not even remotely true, I just found it to be hilarious
[02:24:24] <t3> I don't think they meant C by "truly low level" though, as this was from the forth subreddit
[02:25:10] <tedious> Hmm forth programming language?
[02:25:20] <t3> yeah
[02:27:10] <c0lo_> =submit rejoice-we'll-get-fusion-in-30-years https://www.pppl.gov
[02:27:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03PPPL Physicist Helps Confirm a Major Advance in Stellarator Performance for Fusion Energy" (18p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:28:11] <c0lo_> =submit https://www.cedars-sinai.org
[02:28:15] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Biomarkers Found for COVID-19 Condition in Children" (16p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:32:38] <c0lo_> =submit https://www.binghamton.edu
[02:32:42] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Written on Water: Reconstructing the Ancient History of an Ocean Current - Binghamton News" (23p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:35:20] <c0lo_> =submit https://www.sydney.edu.au
[02:35:23] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03COVID Induced Shift to Regional Living" (9p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:38:06] <c0lo_> =submit doi-10.1063/5.0053755 iron-man-memory https://news.psu.edu
[02:38:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Ferroelectrics Everywhere? | Penn State University" (19p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:41:33] <c0lo_> Hey-ho! that's interesting, but only available as PDF - https://www.cell.com(21)00289-0.pdf
[02:42:07] <c0lo_> "Protective heterologous T cell immunity in COVID-19 induced by the trivalent Measles-Mumps- Rubella and Tetanus-Diptheria-Pertussis vaccine antigens"
[02:43:21] <c0lo_> Mix a bit of covid proteins in MMR ot Tdap to teach your immunity a less forgetable lesson.
[03:11:01] <tedious> Do you mean add the covid spike proteins to those shots?
[03:13:41] <AzumaHazuki> ...i had MMR shots before beginning at the hospital last October. Twice, since the first one showed no mumps reactivity
[03:13:45] <AzumaHazuki> did it save me...?
[03:15:46] <tedious> Are there any vaccine makers that aren't huge corrupt megacorps?
[03:16:38] <tedious> As far as I can tell there's no way to do the right thing by voting with your wallet and saying you only want vaccine from non-evil companies.
[03:18:15] <tedious> I can't see how moderna is any better than pfizer or jnj merck.
[03:18:31] <tedious> So how are we going to get out of this mess if we can't even choose the lesser evil because they're all super evil?
[03:20:06] <t3> it's pretty much required to be a huge corp to be able to afford to do the research necessary to develop vaccines
[03:20:39] <tedious> Maybe for new ones but tetanus isn't exactly a new disease.
[03:21:02] <t3> they also have to get government approval, which requires lots of lawyers and bureaucracy
[03:21:19] <t3> and years of testing
[04:02:53] <c0lo> tedious, RTFA (as PDF) for details, I'm short of time.
[04:27:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cruel Twist: Exercise Reduces Calories Burned at Rest in Individuals with Obesity - https://sylnt.us
[05:08:26] <c0lo_> =submit doi-10.1108/SCM-11-2020-0583 https://www.surrey.ac.uk
[05:08:28] <systemd> c0lo_, 04submit failed: Parse failed
[05:11:29] <c0lo_> =submit dpi-10.1016/j.apmt.2021.101146 farking-rainbows-to-fire-uber-drivers https://www.buffalo.edu
[05:11:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03This Rainbow-making Tech Could Help Autonomous Vehicles Read Signs" (6p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[05:13:52] <c0lo_> =submit open-doi-10.1073/pnas.2101817118 https://www6.slac.stanford.edu
[05:13:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A New Approach Creates an Exceptional Single-atom Catalyst for Water Splitting" (14p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:17:20] <c0lo_> =submit electrolytic hydrogen cheaper than lithium batteries for energy storage https://news.mit.edu
[05:17:23] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Making the Case for Hydrogen in a Zero-carbon Economy" (23p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:18:05] <c0lo_> =doi 10.1016/j.apenergy.2021.117314
[05:18:06] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b>:<br/><b>Redirecting</b>, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.apenergy.2021.117314">10.1016/j.apenergy.2021.117314</a>)</p>
[05:20:59] <c0lo_> =submit the-all-seeing-hat https://news.mit.edu
[05:21:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03360-degree Transparency for Construction Sites Made Simple" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:27:52] <c0lo_> =submit https://news.ubc.ca
[05:27:56] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Do You Hate Seeing People Fidget? New UBC Research Says You’re Not Alone" (18p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:28:54] <c0lo_> =submit https://news.cornell.edu
[05:28:57] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Rejected Internal Applicants Twice as Likely to Quit" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:31:21] <c0lo_> =submit motivating-businesses-to-vote-democrats https://www.politico.com
[05:31:23] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03McCarthy Threatens Companies That Comply With Jan. 6 Probe’s Phone Records Requests" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:32:56] <c0lo_> =submit https://apnews.com
[05:32:58] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Texas School System Closes After 2 Teachers Die of COVID-19" (9p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:44:06] <c0lo_> =submit https://www.businessinsider.com
[05:44:09] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Apple Blocks Workers From Forming Pay Equity Slack Channel: Report" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:50:31] <c0lo_> =submit https://www.scmp.com
[05:50:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Japan Defence Ministry Seeks US$50 Billion Budget Hike Amid China Concerns" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:59:04] <c0lo_> =submit ooopsie https://www.macrumors.com
[05:59:06] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08South Korea Passes Bill Banning Apple From Requiring Developers to Use App Store In-App Purchase Sys" (9p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:01:31] <c0lo_> =submit https://apnews.com
[06:01:34] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03USPS Has Shorted Some Workers’ Pay for Years, CPI Finds" (89p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:02:27] <c0lo_> =submit https://www.businessinsider.in
[06:02:29] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08‘Traditional Workplaces Will Become the Exception’: Canva Says Employees Will Only Need to Come " (0p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:02:54] <AzumaHazuki> this mccarthy asshole is making this look so much worse
[06:22:49] <c0lo> =submit https://www.france24.com
[06:22:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Merkel, Germany's 'Eternal' Chancellor, Prepares to Leave the Stage - France 24" (34p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:07:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PPPL Physicist Helps Confirm a Major Advance in Stellarator Performance for Fusion Energy - https://sylnt.us - rejoice-we'll-get-fusion-in-30-years
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[07:22:29] <FatPhil> sigh... https://www.bloomberg.com
[07:22:30] <systemd> ^ 03Bloomberg - Are you a robot? ( https://www.bloomberg.com )
[07:23:55] <FatPhil> presumably the new counterargument to the "so they don't actually own anything once they've paid something!??!" enlightenment is "it must be something, because we've subdivided it - ahhhh!!!!!"
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[08:38:09] <t3> nfts would be cool if they were used to replace event tickets
[08:38:31] <t3> that's about the only real use I can imagine other than taking money from idiots
[08:58:18] <t3> =submit https://www.wired.com
[08:58:21] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The $150 Million Machine Keeping Moore’s Law Alive" (42p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:02:27] <t3> =submit https://www.theregister.com
[09:02:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Cloudflare Says Intel is Not Inside its Next-gen Servers – Ice Lake Melted its Energy Budget" (18p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:11:35] <FatPhil> yup, they're a signed message, that's all. could be used for vax records too, for example. or voter id. or any time you need a message that says "X says Y has property Z".
[09:12:11] <FatPhil> however, we already had that tech - it was called the PKI.
[09:12:55] <FatPhil> Blame Phil Zimmerman for making pgpgpgp so unusable!
[09:17:04] <Runaway1956> Man Apparently Attacked by Alligator in Floodwaters
[09:17:05] <Runaway1956> A man in Slidell was apparently attacked by an alligator while walking through Ida's floodwaters.
[09:17:28] <Runaway1956> Sucks to survive the storm just to be eaten by a gator
[09:17:42] <Runaway1956> https://weather.com
[09:17:45] <systemd> ^ 03Hurricane Ida Updates: The Latest From Louisiana, Mississippi
[09:21:46] <FatPhil> saw the photos of the felled transmission lines - they even survived Katarina, IIRC.
[09:57:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here's How Much Electricity it Takes to Mine Bitcoin and Why People are Worried - https://sylnt.us - too-much
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[10:39:36] <c0lo_> Runaway1956 those aligators are pussies. https://www.973fm.com.au
[10:39:38] <systemd> ^ 03Crocodile Driveway Floods Northern Queensland Townsville Record Rainfall Monsoon
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[12:36:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Azure Cloud Vulnerability is the 'Worst You Can Imagine' - https://sylnt.us - government-doesn't-want-you-to-have-encryption
[13:20:51] <FatPhil> the texas heartbeat bill = a threat - exalts the bible (anagram)
[14:57:23] <FatPhil> What kind of a person SSHes into another person's machine, and plays loud burps through the speakers, I ask you!?!?!
[15:05:58] <boru> It's called SSH for a reason. You're _supposed_ to be quiet!
[15:07:25] <FatPhil> I think it stands for "subwoofer shakes house"
[15:08:45] <FatPhil> Hmmm, I wonder if the thousands of litres of water gushing out of the manhole cover outside the window is anything I should be worried about?
[15:11:52] <Teckla> haha, I used to ssh into my wife's iMac, and make it say inappropriate things to her.
[15:15:05] <FatPhil> I used to ssh into her work machine and play Stone's /The Final Countdown/ to her. (No, not Europe's, Stone's, very different renditions)
[15:15:11] <FatPhil> =yt stone final countdown
[15:15:12] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Stone - Final Cuntdown/Overtake (04:43; 37,485 views; 👍269 👎9)
[15:15:28] <FatPhil> Ah, apparent;y I have misrembered the exact name
[15:16:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rejected Internal Applicants Twice as Likely to Quit - https://sylnt.us
[15:19:31] <Teckla> Oh my.
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[16:21:38] <Runaway1956> I've never had any reason to be concerned about a Trusted Platform Module
[16:21:48] <Runaway1956> Windows 11 has made me curious though
[16:22:06] <Runaway1956> Ran some tests on my machine which were inconclusive
[16:22:30] <Runaway1956> Went to the motherboard manual, and I've learned that I have a plug which will accept a module
[16:22:37] <Runaway1956> but the module isn't there
[16:23:17] <Runaway1956> jtpm1 - I haven't looked close enough to see how many pins the plug has
[16:23:22] <requerdanos> "trust" and "secure" in windows world are generally synonms for "DRM"
[16:23:46] <Runaway1956> very true - I don't want one, but at least I know what I don't have now
[16:27:51] <Runaway1956> I suppose that means, if you buy a computer with TPM, and you don't want it, you might be able to unplug it and toss it in the junk drawere
[16:29:55] <requerdanos> until it comes out that manufacturers can save 1.2 cents by soldering the thing to the board and skipping the socket
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[18:05:12] <FatPhil> the texas heartbeat bill = ah, rattle the bible at sex (anagram)
[18:06:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 360-degree Transparency for Construction Sites Made Simple - https://sylnt.us - all-seeing-hat
[20:15:40] <t3> =yt vLv8XMxHr94
[20:15:41] <systemd> https://youtube.com - KansasFest 2021 27 How I accidentally archived hundreds of Apple II source code floppies (15:16; 71 views; 👍10 👎0)
[20:18:28] <Bytram> just press play ^W record
[20:18:34] <Bytram> ;)
[20:18:46] <Bytram> nap time -- laters
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[21:25:57] <AzumaHazuki> you know, i was warning people ages and ages ago we're going to lose roe vs. wade and everyone just shrugged at me
[21:26:04] <AzumaHazuki> "it's settled precedent" they said, more or less
[21:26:16] <AzumaHazuki> well, April Fool's, motherfucker </S. L. Jackson>
[21:47:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Blind Spots Uncovered at the Intersection of AI and Neuroscience – Dozens of Scientific Papers Debun - https://sylnt.us - No,-they-can't-actually-read-your-mind
[21:58:02] <FatPhil> AzumaHazuki: How heartbeaty is a 6-week-old anyway? Is this just some theoretical "it has an organ that should be doing something at that time" or can it show in non-invasive scans at all?
[21:58:31] <AzumaHazuki> at 6 weeks it's barely a slice of self-discharging cells
[21:58:42] <FatPhil> this is what I wonder.
[21:58:58] <FatPhil> at what point would an ultrasound show a beating organ?
[21:58:59] <AzumaHazuki> this whole thing is a power grab and the Supreme Court has been the focus of the loonie right since long before i was born. well, they won. it's a matter of time before things get really, really, really ugly
[21:59:19] <AzumaHazuki> i'm not sure actually, but it wouldn't be at 6 fucking weeks, and the legislators know this. this isn't about "saving babies" and never was
[21:59:30] <FatPhil> if you need to go invasive in order to prove that she's a witch...
[22:00:01] <FatPhil> Ah, I think you missed my previous anagram...
[22:00:23] <FatPhil> the texas heartbeat bill = a threat - exalts the bible (anagram)
[22:00:30] <AzumaHazuki> this was always about controlling women, and is one part of a larger strategy to do an end-run around 1) demographic change (read: more non-pureblooded white folks, i.e., non-GOP voters) and 2) checks and balances
[22:00:56] <AzumaHazuki> we need to cut the South off. Evacuate anyone who doesn't want to be there, rename it MAGALand, and close off all trade and contact with them
[22:01:04] <FatPhil> The correlation between equivalent legislation and bible belt is strong.
[22:01:35] <FatPhil> I think I saw a map with about 8-10 states marked on it, and it was very Jesusland-centric
[22:04:04] <FatPhil> One of the Dakotas was the outlier, IIRC.
[22:04:24] <AzumaHazuki> "Jesus"land. These people would not recognize Jesus if he smacked them across their fat sweaty MAGA-hatted faces hard enough to leave a big red angry handprint with a size 98 nail hole in it
[22:04:29] <AzumaHazuki> they would demand he be thrown off a plane with them
[22:04:48] <AzumaHazuki> and the "prosperity gospel" is the precise opposite of what Jesus (is said to have) taught
[22:06:04] <FatPhil> G/f has not-so-distant relatives who have bought into that shit, and the full faith healing bollocks.
[22:06:18] <AzumaHazuki> well, natural selection's a bitch...
[22:07:15] <FatPhil> Yeah, unfortunately we're the "No Future!" suckers who have decided to be childfree. So the godsquad loons will breed, and we won't.
[22:07:21] <FatPhil> Blame idiocracy on me.
[22:07:45] <chromas> I already do
[22:07:56] <FatPhil> chromas: your floor is now clean
[22:08:07] <chromas> Thanks, Jordan B. Penisman
[22:08:12] <FatPhil> NOOOOO! don't put that one in your mouth!
[22:08:31] <chromas> I already do
[22:11:36] <AzumaHazuki> FatPhil, what the zero-sum "hurr hurr you have no future" types miss is that there are worse things than having no future
[22:11:42] <AzumaHazuki> like living in the future created by their kind
[22:11:49] <AzumaHazuki> the living are going to envy the dead in short order
[22:15:00] <FatPhil> Don't confuse me for a zero-summer. Very very very easy to contrive lose-lose in this game.
[22:15:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Blind Spots Uncovered at the Intersection of AI and Neuroscience – Dozens of Papers Debunked - https://sylnt.us - No,-they-can't-actually-read-your-mind
[22:22:58] <AzumaHazuki> it seems like the country just needs to learn this lesson. the problem with that of course is that the people who need to learn the lesson won't, and innocent people--as always, mostly poor, minority, or poor minority--will suffer most
[22:23:04] <AzumaHazuki> not least because that's the entire intention of this bill
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[22:24:28] <c0lo_> =submit https://www.abc.net.au
[22:24:32] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Delirium and PTSD are Two Common Symptoms of ICU Stays. Researchers are Working to Change That - ABC" (150p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[22:38:12] <Bytram> chromas: ^^^ 150p ?!!
[22:39:35] <chromas> I didn't make the website
[22:40:13] <chromas> the bot did double some stuff though
[22:40:22] <chromas> Where's raxas to complain about bot bugs?
[22:45:42] <Bytram> chromas: Oh, I see. The article comes from the land down under.
[22:46:25] <chromas> yeah so it's really d051
[22:46:40] * Bytram much prefers doubled text to missing text!
[22:47:18] <Bytram> chromas: /me don't get it :/.
[22:54:14] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[22:54:15] <AzumaHazuki> whoopsie! https://www.yahoo.com
[22:54:16] <systemd> ^ 03Misspelled 'Maderna' on fake vaccination card spoils a Hawaii vacation ( https://www.cnet.com )
[22:54:25] <systemd> ^ 03Joe Rogan Announces He Has COVID
[22:54:41] <AzumaHazuki> thoughts'n'prayers, Joegan
[22:55:32] <Bytram> Maderna... didn't she sing "Like a Virgin?"
[22:55:44] <Bytram> '_
[22:57:48] * Bytram goes off in search of food
[23:00:03] <FatPhil> Don't worry, he's using horse bumcream as a cure, or something.
[23:12:49] <Bytram> neigh, it's hoarse bum creme
[23:13:13] <Bytram> ba dum, tish!