#soylent | Logs for 2021-05-19
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[00:07:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Study Finds False Memories can be Reversed - https://soylentnews.org - Department-of-Head-Shrinkery
[02:47:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Try this One Weird Trick Russian Hackers Hate - https://sylnt.us - opa!-pizdetz!
[03:02:49] <progo> story summary: if you install an eastern blok keyboard layout in windows, SOME malware will abort installation
[03:03:22] <progo> I can see that being coded somewhere in an image builder and becoming set in stone in some enterprise or even a public laptop manufacturer…
[03:03:49] <progo> 50 years from now everyone will have a Ukranian keyboard layout installed, no one will know why, and it's far too late to remove it
[05:16:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indigenous Forest Gardens Remain Productive and Diverse for Over a Century - https://sylnt.us - forest-gardens
[05:49:49] <kyonko`> if you ever get cancer where I live, you need to live somewhere special
[05:50:25] <kyonko`> expensive hypothetical human habitation which isn't even on the free market
[05:51:23] <kyonko`> pretty much you are on your own, and the irony is, it isn't even hard to make a cancer treatment colony
[05:53:13] <kyonko`> you are not going to make it with cancer where I live unless its some fluke
[05:55:45] <kyonko`> FatPhil: did alexander solhenitzyn reallys survive the gulag and cancer?
[05:57:26] <kyonko`> a lot of normal peope morons don't know that chemotherapies and radiation do not target cancer cells only, BUT ALL RAPIDLY DIVIDING CELLS IN YOUR BODY
[05:57:37] * kyonko` drops mic
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[06:13:01] <Ethanol-fueled> LOL, @FOSSFIREFIGHTER is being posted on a high-visibility forum.
[06:13:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Along with he/him's tranny buddy.
[06:13:31] <kyonko`> free and open source fire fighter?
[06:14:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Kyonko, I'm not too sure. The firefighters around here don't really like BLM or other anti first responder bullshit.
[06:15:21] <Ethanol-fueled> It's not a personal policy to follow people outside of the shitposting ring, but BLM and pronouns? Really?!
[06:16:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Anyway, it's being posted up elsewhere and I found it by accident.
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[06:23:57] <kyonko`> I see where this is going
[06:24:01] <kyonko`> too bad he quite
[06:24:22] <kyonko`> good thing a showdown between israel and hamas is showing the world what a crock of shit covid19 is
[06:24:44] <kyonko`> I think this is the first HD war footage
[06:25:04] <kyonko`> well... besides "those" videos
[06:25:15] <AzumaHazuki> what the fuck are you on about?
[06:26:57] <kyonko`> Euthanize me, nurse!
[06:27:05] <kyonko`> Its your humanist duty!
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[06:37:05] <kyonko`> ohio
[06:37:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing important, just how the ToR project is Jew-run, including by the aforementioned Jew tranny.
[06:37:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Like, Duh. Even an idiot like me knew that.
[06:38:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Some purple-haired weirdo with a nose-bulb.
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[06:39:09] <kyonko`> chelsea manning, I'd go down on that!
[06:52:59] <AzumaHazuki> you two deserve one another
[06:58:31] <kyonko`> yeah I know what your beliefs are
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[07:47:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One of NASA's Solar Orbiter Tools Caught its First Video of a Coronal Mass Ejection - https://sylnt.us - Hunk-of-Burning-Love
[07:49:50] <FatPhil> https://cdn.discordapp.com
[07:56:53] <AzumaHazuki> oh fuck
[08:02:03] <FatPhil> Have you found the bug?
[08:02:43] <AzumaHazuki> yes. emoji being allowed in code
[08:02:55] <AzumaHazuki> and with that i am going to try and nap and forget i ever saw that. ye gods.
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[09:03:34] <Ingar> is FreeNode pulling a soylent ?
[09:03:44] <Ingar> a thing about a leaked resignation letter and all that
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[10:06:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Evidence of How and When the Milky Way Came Together - https://sylnt.us
[10:20:07] * FatPhil awards himself 2^infinity internet points - that unicode has *2* bugs, not just 1.
[10:21:36] <FatPhil> no, it didn't take me 2 hours to find - I was just showing the g/f where the first one was, and as I did so, a little "I wonder if..." went through my mind, and indeed, they had.
[10:24:45] <FatPhil> and a third has appeared!
[10:24:50] <FatPhil> sheesh, what a crap programmer
[10:35:47] <inz> Oh gcc can compile it nowadays
[10:36:07] <inz> Last I saw that, gcc couldn't, but clang could
[10:36:14] <inz> (g++/clang++, thas is)
[10:41:02] <c0lo> FatPhil, along of Dinner for one and Black cat, white cat, see what you make of this https://www.youtube.com
[10:41:04] <systemd> ^ 03Battle of the Band w/ Bent Knee, Adam Neely, and Big Nice Studio - Ben Levin
[10:44:35] <inz> FatPhil, I can only spot two bugs
[10:52:14] <inz> Or the second can be considered a reproducibility feature, but bug-ish
[10:52:58] <FatPhil> I'm taking anything that wasn't intended as a bug.
[10:53:34] <FatPhil> which means I have to guess intention, assuming ockham's beard-trimmer.
[10:54:34] <FatPhil> mine are monkeys, melon, strawberry - yours?
[10:55:02] <inz> The cherrymelon and missing srand
[10:55:29] <inz> I assumed that the first monkey is covering iODODODts genitals
[10:55:43] <inz> https://en.wikipedia.org
[10:56:31] <inz> Hmm, where'd all those ODs come from; did I accidentally OD mid sentence
[10:57:44] <FatPhil> you're clearly out of control
[10:57:49] <FatPhil> sequences
[10:59:00] <inz> The evil is unused too, if you count dead code as a bug
[10:59:50] <inz> As is clock, I guess the use of srand was planned
[11:21:59] <FatPhil> yeah, I was including dead code
[12:30:56] <inz> Hmm, gcc considers a zero width space to be a valid char in identifier name
[12:31:02] <inz> So I can just name all my functions foo
[13:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newly Discovered Quasicrystal Found at Trinity Site - https://sylnt.us - check-the-Matrix
[13:16:01] <FatPhil> https://cdn.discordapp.com
[13:22:57] <Ingar> <3
[13:36:20] <Teckla> FatPhil: That's both haha funny and sad funny :(
[13:59:03] <FatPhil> could be worse - could be an actual crypto coin, have you seen the markets today?
[14:01:21] <bacteria> coffee++
[14:01:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5557
[14:03:48] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:03:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5558
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[14:12:18] <jman> Best line of the day: "Activist millionairs protest outside Joff Bezos' homes..."
[14:15:44] <FatPhil> https://cdn.discordapp.com
[14:16:56] <jman> Looks like everyone's taking a bath.
[14:18:12] <Bytram> =yt splish splash taking a bath
[14:18:12] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Bobby Darin: Splish Splash W/Lyrics (02:14; 6,825,411 views; 👍39,558 👎2,071)
[14:20:57] <Bytram> FatPhil: I see no date or time stamps -- also no durations... are those over the course of 5 days or 5 minutes? For that matter, where did this come from? Somebody having with Photoshop or Excel?
[14:21:04] <FatPhil> all 24h
[14:21:49] <FatPhil> no idea what the source was, I just complained to a friend that no sites had visible short-term charts with my JS settings, so he hunted that out from god-knows where
[14:22:45] <FatPhil> https://cms.zerohedge.com
[14:26:23] <Bytram> FatPhil++
[14:26:23] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 123
[14:26:54] * Bytram guesses that's in UTC?
[14:27:14] <Bytram> =g coinbase
[14:27:15] <systemd> https://www.coinbase.com - Coinbase – Buy & Sell Bitcoin, Ethereum, and more with trust;
[14:28:10] <Bytram> https://www.coinbase.com
[14:28:11] <systemd> ^ 03Attention Required! | Cloudflare
[14:37:22] <c0lo> shotr
[14:39:15] <c0lo> https://www.9news.com.au
[14:39:17] <systemd> ^ 03Bitcoin nosedives after China's central bank rules out crypto payments
[14:39:31] <c0lo> https://www.9news.com.au
[14:39:32] <systemd> ^ 03Elon Musk's one-word tweet on Tesla sale theory sends Bitcoin into nosedive
[14:43:03] <c0lo> Can one hope for a cheap dump of videocards in the near future?
[14:45:50] <FatPhil> there was one predicted anywat
[14:46:07] <FatPhil> what's wrong with this bash syntax: local i ; for (( i=0 ; i<L ; ++i )) ; do r="${youtsuck[0]:${i}:1}${r}" ; done
[14:46:29] <FatPhil> youtsuck.sh: Syntax error: Bad for loop variable
[14:46:56] <c0lo> $i?
[14:47:19] <FatPhil> not according to this: https://www.cyberciti.biz
[14:47:20] <systemd> ^ 03Bash For Loop Examples - nixCraft
[14:48:34] <c0lo> but you declared i outside the loop.
[14:50:05] <FatPhil> why should that be a problem?
[14:50:31] <FatPhil> it worked for whomever wrote that script, and I am running real bash
[14:50:45] <c0lo> Have you tried with $i?
[14:51:36] <FatPhil> ah, minor pebcak
[14:52:18] <FatPhil> it's a bash script with a !# - but in order to see what line it was failing on I was running it: sh -x -e youtsuck.sh
[14:52:27] <FatPhil> >facepalm<
[14:53:27] <c0lo> "not a real bash" fallacy.
[14:55:33] <FatPhil> If you put it in a dress and paint its face with blusher, mascara, and lipstick, then it's just like the real thing!
[14:56:15] <FatPhil> Ah, now it's failing on a can-I-even-do-the-request? nope? exit.
[14:56:27] <FatPhil> maybe I'll not use that script!
[15:02:58] <Bytram> gtg; laters!
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[15:38:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Shows Off Foldable Display Concepts at Display Week 2021 - https://sylnt.us - check-the-Matrix-(again!)
[16:36:05] <chromas> https://www.newsweek.com
[16:36:06] <systemd> ^ 03Exclusive: Inside the military's secret army, the largest undercover force ever
[16:36:20] <chromas> 60,000 doesn't seem so big
[16:39:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Study Finds False Memories Can be Reversed - https://sylnt.us - Department-of-Head-Shrinkery
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[17:53:55] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://kdvr.com from the voter-fraud dept.
[17:54:06] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Suzanne Morphew’s Husband, Accused in Her Murder, Charged With Submitting Presidential Ballot in H" (12p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:55:01] <AzumaHazuki> see, the GOP's actually right: voter fraud IS a problem. It's just that it's them and their constituents committing it :D LOL, Cyber Ninjas
[17:56:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Wants to Build a Useful, Commercial-Grade Quantum Computer Before 2030 - https://sylnt.us
[19:20:40] <FatPhil> The Cyber Ninja's sound like a bunch of idiots who don't have the first clue what they're doing.
[19:21:01] <FatPhil> Remind me what certifications or qualifications they have for the job, he asks her knowingly...
[19:22:31] <chromas> They learned from the best—HB Gary Federal!
[19:24:05] <FatPhil> Nice new pronouns you've got there, chromas dear, they suit you!
[19:25:04] <chromas> Aww, you noticed
[19:25:19] * chromas twirls and courtesies
[19:25:32] <FatPhil> Of course, they're simply *glorious*
[19:28:57] <bacteria> we want to see the glorious pronouns, may we?
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[19:34:15] <chromas> tay/zonday
[19:57:41] <FatPhil> Oh, I thought they were tayzme/bro
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[19:58:21] <FatPhil> c0lo: woop woop! it looks like we've now got an australian distributor!!!!
[19:59:16] * bacteria gets it now. it's hard to process info with zero brain cells.
[20:11:49] <FatPhil> flagellate harder, goddamit!
[20:26:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 20 Percent of Switch Sales now Going to Households that Already had a Switch - https://sylnt.us - gotta-catch-them-all
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[22:43:08] <FatPhil> Give me a theory I need to prove - I have a new technique for doing "science"!
[22:45:35] <Sulla> Planes are invisible at night because they are painted black, then painted white again the morning so they cant be seen when there are clouds
[22:46:20] <FatPhil> We took colorimetric readings of all planes, and cross correlated that with the time of day...
[22:46:49] <FatPhil> The data shows there is such a correlation, and it's a 99.5% sigma result.
[22:47:21] <FatPhil> sounds good, doesn't it?
[22:49:04] <FatPhil> I just accidentally said "99.5% sigma", and immediately realised this could change science communication forever.
[22:52:13] <bacteria> FatPhil: you could crack the riddle that 3chroms (i think) offered a while ago: why people crack eggs twice? i've been working on this for weeks now.
[22:52:28] <bacteria> s/chroms/chromas/
[22:52:28] <SedBot> <bacteria> FatPhil: you could crack the riddle that 3chromas (i think) offered a while ago: why people crack eggs twice? i've been working on this for weeks now.
[22:52:37] <FatPhil> do they?
[22:52:56] <bacteria> oh yeaaah, like twice or more if you look around
[22:54:07] <bacteria> but of course, i took the kantian approach: all armchair, no fieldwork, so my results should be approached with prejudice
[22:55:40] <bacteria> we have 6 egg-layers in the back, so i've been trying to analyze my own movements, but this type of introspection screams of ultimate betrayal of the scientific method
[22:56:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ampere Switching to In-House ARM CPU Designs, 128+ "5nm" Cores in 2022 - https://sylnt.us
[22:58:41] <Sulla> I think twice is because you want to establish that the force you are applying is correct on the first swing so you under do it, then increase force slightly for the second swing
[23:06:40] <FatPhil> I think I'm a one-and-done
[23:22:13] * Runaway1956 thinks that people who crack eggs twice never cooked in the military
[23:22:56] <Runaway1956> I've seen guys pick up four eggs at a time, two in each hand, crack all four into a pot, toss the shells and grab four more
[23:23:05] <Runaway1956> no double-tapping involved
[23:34:12] <AzumaHazuki> i do twice. once to see how much breakage happens with the first experimental tap, then a second time at an adjusted force to finish it