#soylent | Logs for 2021-05-10
« return
[00:17:35] <kyonko`> yes I have 2
[00:17:39] <kyonko`> she is a queen
[00:18:01] <kyonko`> I fed an abandoned cat and after 3 years she became a queen
[00:18:18] <kyonko`> so she is going to the vet
[00:19:30] <kyonko`> it took 4 years for her to trust me enough to be touched
[01:43:53] -!- boru` [boru`!~boru@nrds-02-356-391-96.dynamic.mnet-online.de] has joined #soylent
[01:43:56] -!- boru has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by boru`!~boru@nrds-02-356-391-96.dynamic.mnet-online.de))]
[01:43:58] boru` is now known as boru
[01:56:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Criticizes China after Rocket Debris Lands in Indian Ocean - https://sylnt.us
[02:31:37] <Runaway1956> https://www.nbcnews.com
[02:31:38] <systemd> ^ 03Three dead, 25 injured when suspected smuggling boat capsizes
[02:31:51] <Runaway1956> more blood on surge-the-border Joe's hands
[02:44:36] <Runaway1956> <@FatPhil> g%o%a%t are red herrings
[02:45:05] <Runaway1956> I hate going fishing, and having to pull the goats out of the net.
[02:45:54] * Runaway1956 gets a shoebox out, punches a bunch of holes in it, to mail a black cat to 'Zumi
[02:46:38] * Runaway1956 decides to get 12 more shoeboxes to mail the rest of the black cats
[02:47:04] <Runaway1956> Does FedEx complain if boxes meow?
[02:47:20] <bacterium> dude... that's goatesque
[02:48:00] * Runaway1956 wonders how to get a goat into a shoebox
[02:48:21] <Runaway1956> probably have to lure them in with some sweet feed
[03:23:25] <chromas> bacterium++
[03:23:25] <Bender> karma - bacterium: 2
[04:27:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Winning Kentucky Derby Horse Fails Drug Test - https://sylnt.us
[04:50:11] <AzumaHazuki> did it try and smuggle in pregnant human urine or something? :v
[04:50:22] <AzumaHazuki> anyway, bed
[04:50:44] -!- AzumaHazuki has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[04:53:20] -!- Sulla has quit []
[05:11:45] -!- anti-aristarchus [anti-aristarchus!~45a91225@69.169.ii.ou] has joined #soylent
[05:12:35] <anti-aristarchus> I have been modbanned, for what, prithee, oh authorites of SoylentNews?
[05:12:44] anti-aristarchus is now known as SoyGuest76582
[05:38:40] -!- SoyCow1573 [SoyCow1573!~bdae5bf7@189.174.vq.shy] has joined #soylent
[05:47:37] -!- SoyCow1573 has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[06:18:04] -!- Anti-aristarchus [Anti-aristarchus!~45a91225@69.169.ii.ou] has joined #soylent
[06:19:03] Anti-aristarchus is now known as SoyGuest11192
[06:22:36] -!- SoyGuest11192 has quit [Client Quit]
[06:40:21] -!- SoyGuest76582 has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[06:42:31] -!- requerdanos has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[06:51:53] <FatPhil> Anti-aristarchus - presumably for upmodding your own sockpuppets again.
[06:55:20] <kyonko`> everything is normal now
[06:55:23] <kyonko`> baseline
[06:55:28] <kyonko`> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-line
[06:55:32] <kyonko`> hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[06:57:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Produces First Batch of Covid Vaccine for Animals - https://sylnt.us
[06:58:31] <kyonko`> shouldn't that have come first?
[06:58:51] <kyonko`> first rabies is attenuated in beast before innoculated man?
[06:59:10] * kyonko` looks at soviet era biowarfare posters in FatPhil's language on ebay
[07:55:41] <c0lo> https://www.nbcnews.com
[07:55:42] <systemd> ^ 03Missouri hiker shot in the chest after being mistaken for a turkey, police say
[08:03:02] <FatPhil> the solution is more guns
[08:07:05] <kyonko`> right, mistaken for turkey
[08:07:20] <kyonko`> you never open fire untill you confirm your target VISUALLY
[08:07:47] <kyonko`> unless of course its battle royale in universe 25 for humans, and the loser gets sacrificed to the big man on top
[08:08:12] <kyonko`> the bigger the agony the more it makes the big man on top happy for you
[08:08:58] <kyonko`> I'd like to meet a man, so fucking gun-go, that he beats his chest like an ape and says "bring 'em on, bring them ignorant psycopaths all to me"
[08:19:23] <kyonko`> gee, wow, egypt reveals their defense HQ as the octogon
[08:40:59] <chromas> he's coming right for us!
[09:08:15] <c0lo> FatPhil, get some guns to those turkeys, make animal protection agencies oay for the self-defence. Makes wonder for the bottom line.
[09:12:09] -!- SoyCow4407 [SoyCow4407!~1b20c72c@29-77-739-08.static.tpgi.com.au] has joined #soylent
[09:12:25] <kyonko`> c0lo: if only turkeys had arms.....
[09:12:46] <kyonko`> iirc, turkeys have spurs like chicken
[09:12:55] <kyonko`> talons
[09:13:29] -!- SoyCow4407 has quit [Client Quit]
[09:13:33] <kyonko`> its 2021 and we still can't make a robotic arm with hand worth a damn
[09:14:26] <kyonko`> and this, this is decades of study with cadaver and machine interfaces
[09:14:35] <kyonko`> ALL HAIL BILL GATES
[09:16:44] <kyonko`> so you got to rig a human hand to a mechanical actuator.... how do you do it, without having rigor mortis get in the way?
[09:16:49] <kyonko`> ALL HAIL BILL GATES
[09:20:04] <FatPhil> turkeys need tanks, they can control the levers with their claws.
[09:21:08] <FatPhil> and they can peck at buttons
[09:23:08] <c0lo> https://apnews.com
[09:23:09] <systemd> ^ 03Cyberattack on US pipeline is linked to criminal gang
[09:23:47] <c0lo> You mean... not China nor Russia neither NK?
[09:24:36] <kyonko`> FatPhil: peck at buttons? like the octogenarian cosmonauts planned for this year?
[09:25:00] <kyonko`> c0lo: "criminal gang" engaged in black magick and human sacrifice, its cp as fuck!
[09:25:33] <c0lo> =submit trump-would-approve https://www.theguardian.com
[09:25:36] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Electric Cars ‘Will be Cheaper to Produce Than Fossil Fuel Vehicles by 2027’" (22p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:25:56] <kyonko`> does star city have flying cars?
[09:26:35] <kyonko`> i've heard vladimir putin is holding back entropy with a bare chest and his bare hands
[09:27:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Groundbreaking Cat Science Shows They Love to Sit in Illusory Boxes, Too - https://sylnt.us
[09:27:55] <kyonko`> i've vladimir putin is a BOLTZMANN BRAIN
[09:32:01] <kyonko`> anyone wanna pray on irc
[09:37:33] -!- requerdanos [requerdanos!~requerdan@Soylent/Staff/Editor/requerdanos] has joined #soylent
[09:37:33] -!- mode/#soylent [+v requerdanos] by Aphrodite
[10:28:05] <c0lo> brit mutants have arrived in Florida. DeSantis welcomes them https://www.orlandosentinel.com
[10:28:07] <systemd> ^ 03Reported COVID variant cases in Florida doubled in 2 weeks
[10:41:01] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:41:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5551
[11:46:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microplastics Found in Europe’s Largest Ice Cap - https://sylnt.us - I-don't-like-microplastic—it's-coarse-and-rough-and-irritating-and-it-gets-everywhere
[12:31:07] <c0lo> =submit I'm-not-saying-is-Fukushima https://www.sciencealert.com
[12:31:10] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03'Living Fossil' Thought Extinct for 273 Million Years Found Thriving on Ocean Floor" (21p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:35:08] <c0lo> =submit https://www.exeter.ac.uk
[12:35:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03University of Exeter" (24p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:36:54] <c0lo> =submit https://news.rice.edu
[12:37:02] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Feds Back Probe of Understudied Gut Nervous System" (30p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:38:09] <c0lo> back probing the feeling of guts? Not unusual for those feds.
[12:43:06] <c0lo> =submit https://phys.org
[12:43:09] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03In Soil, High Microbial Fluctuation Leads to More Carbon Emissions" (18p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:44:44] <c0lo> =submit https://www.southampton.ac.uk
[12:44:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Royal Mail Deliveries by Drone Trial" (14p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:47:41] <c0lo> =submit https://www.exeter.ac.uk
[12:47:43] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03University of Exeter" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:54:20] <c0lo> =submit https://www.wur.nl
[12:54:24] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Ahead of the UN Summit: Almost Half of the World’s Population Does Not Eat Enough Fruits and Veget" (7p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:44:38] -!- AzumaHazuki [AzumaHazuki!~hazuki@the.end.of.time] has joined #soylent
[13:45:19] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[13:46:03] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!MrPlow@Soylent/BotArmy] has joined #soylent
[13:46:04] -!- MrPlow has quit [Changing host]
[13:46:04] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!MrPlow@nsa.gov] has joined #soylent
[13:49:39] <Bytram> https://www.cnn.com
[13:49:42] <systemd> ^ 03Sorry, dogecoin. Ethereum just shot past $4,000 to a new record
[13:51:57] <Bytram> =asub https://www.cnn.com
[13:52:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Sorry, Dogecoin. Ethereum Just Shot Past $4,000 to a New Record" (0p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:18:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Building an Oxygen Concentrator: It isn’t Rocket Science - https://sylnt.us
[14:34:20] <Bytram> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[14:34:21] <systemd> ^ 03Dracula's castle proves an ideal setting for COVID-19 jabs
[14:38:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Building an Oxygen Concentrator: It Isn’t Rocket Science - https://sylnt.us
[14:39:21] -!- Sulla [Sulla!Sulla@n-68-39-817-302.hsd6.or.comcast.net] has joined #soylent
[15:24:03] -!- SoyCow4667 [SoyCow4667!~419bbb9a@65.155.ozh.hiq] has joined #soylent
[16:42:19] -!- Sulla has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[16:42:23] -!- kyonko` has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[16:43:01] -!- Sulla [Sulla!~Sulla@n-68-39-817-302.hsd6.or.comcast.net] has joined #soylent
[16:44:55] -!- Leebert has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[16:45:21] -!- Sulla has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[16:45:31] -!- inky has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[16:46:49] -!- Sulla [Sulla!~Sulla@n-68-39-817-302.hsd6.or.comcast.net] has joined #soylent
[16:49:44] -!- inky [inky!~inky@141.136.su.ns] has joined #soylent
[16:50:06] -!- Leebert [Leebert!~lsherida@jetppb.leebert.org] has joined #soylent
[16:50:19] -!- drussell has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[16:55:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TiVo Will Abandon Android TV; Roku Calls Google an "Unchecked Monopolist" Over YouTube TV Move - https://sylnt.us
[16:58:18] <progo> that's being too polite to Google
[17:02:14] <c0lo> one can't never be too polite to fucking Google
[19:08:16] <Bytram> #weather New Orleans, LA
[19:08:18] <MrPlow> Honorary Consul of the Federal Republic of Germany, 601 Poydras St, New Orleans, LA 70130, USA - Today: "Heavy rain in the morning and afternoon." 84/74F, Humidity: 86%, Precip: 100%, Wind ~5mph. Tue: "Possible light rain in the evening and overnight." 86/72F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 68%, Wind ~6mph. Wed: "Rain and humid throughout the day." 80/68F, Humidity: 81%, Precip: 99%, Wind ~8mph.
[19:08:49] <Bytram> https://www.cnn.com
[19:08:52] <systemd> ^ 03'Potentially catastrophic flash flooding' forecast in New Orleans
[19:08:58] <Bytram> !uid
[19:08:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 14891, owned by fishzutvp224
[19:27:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Royal Mail Deliveries by Drone Trial - https://sylnt.us - You've-got-mail!
[19:35:22] <Bytram> https://www.news.com.au
[19:35:25] <systemd> ^ 03Terrifying picture shows man dangling 100 metre in the air after glass-bottomed bridge shatters
[19:35:27] <Bytram> https://twitter.com
[19:35:28] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[19:37:23] <Bytram> while experiencing 145 kph (90 mph) winds
[19:37:36] <Bytram> O_O
[20:01:41] <progo> hm
[20:01:47] <progo> bridges flex, don't they?
[20:01:50] <progo> glass doesn't like that
[20:02:19] -!- SoyCow4667 has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[20:02:19] <progo> and the Chinese aren't known for proving a design to be correct and then deploying EXACTLY that design
[20:43:59] <FatPhil> is the failure mode known?
[20:44:59] <FatPhil> glass, bridge ... says "shatter" to me. Unless the glass is so strong (under compression, so possible) it popped the bolts.
[20:45:31] <FatPhil> The chinese will never beat the tacoma narrows, though
[20:45:46] <FatPhil> If enough of the world says that often enough, perhaps they'll try... ;-)
[20:47:18] <Sulla> eh they will pull it off fine
[20:47:23] <Sulla> because they dont have to admit if it ever fails
[20:47:26] <Sulla> so it lasts forever
[21:28:08] <Sulla> \\
[21:33:00] <Runaway1956> Some of those glass panes were apparently blown away by the high winds.
[21:33:18] <Runaway1956> It's unclear how many "shattered" and how many "blew away".
[21:34:00] <Runaway1956> if the glass panes were to be floated inside of a retaining ring, they wouldn't be likely to shatter
[21:34:11] <Runaway1956> but floating panels could easily blow away
[21:39:40] <Runaway1956> https://www.independent.co.uk
[21:39:42] <systemd> ^ 03Panels on Chinese glass bridge fall out during gale-force winds, leaving tourist traumatised
[21:39:59] <Runaway1956> That article seems to be more specific, that panels blew away, rather than shattering
[21:41:37] <Runaway1956> I would like to see more closeup photos of those panels - what I can see suggests that they are floating, not embedded under or into anything
[21:49:43] -!- x0908d3b2 has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[21:56:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Pulls Windows 10 AMD Driver Causing PCs Not to Boot - https://sylnt.us - be-sure-to-promptly-apply-system-updates?
[22:03:27] <AzumaHazuki> eesh. linux and *bsd are pains in the arse in their own way but i've never, ever, ever had a Linux update do THAT
[22:03:46] <AzumaHazuki> worst that ever happened was changes in how X worked getting me stuck at the console till i fixed it
[22:14:46] -!- SoyCow7066 [SoyCow7066!~d8c4e185@925-300-434-342.ubr6.dyn.lebanon-oh.fuse.net] has joined #soylent
[22:56:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Pulls Windows 10 AMD Driver That Was Causing PCs Not to Boot - https://sylnt.us - be-sure-to-promptly-apply-system-updates?