#soylent | Logs for 2021-05-03

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[00:16:52] <c0lo> =submit https://www.npr.org
[00:16:55] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03California Program Giving $500 No-Strings-Attached Stipends Pays Off, Study Finds" (3p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:20:02] <AzumaHazuki> "But if men are sick of being told they’re the problem, perhaps it’s time they make themselves part of the solution."
[00:20:03] <AzumaHazuki> THIS
[00:20:20] <kyonko`> yeah, dont go around wal*mart picking up chicks
[00:20:31] <AzumaHazuki> the older i get the more often i find myself actually glad to be gay since it means i won't be exposed to some of these things
[00:20:57] <kyonko`> https://opensource.apple.com
[00:20:58] <systemd> ^ 03boot0.s
[00:32:41] <kyonko`> https://ptabdata.blob.core.windows.net
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[01:49:48] <c0lo> https://www.nbcnews.com
[01:49:49] <systemd> ^ 03Pro-Trump web forums are abuzz with directions to forge Covid vaccine cards
[01:50:03] <kyonko`> ...
[01:50:05] <c0lo> Law and order, eh?
[01:50:10] <kyonko`> why would you forge something so fake?
[01:50:25] <kyonko`> I'm nothing but a number in a super computer database of living persons
[01:51:07] <c0lo> Heh, see? Those cards are meant to keep your number out of a database.
[01:51:14] <kyonko`> uh....
[01:51:16] <kyonko`> and?
[01:51:29] <kyonko`> its like, we don't take the DNA of born alive children
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[01:53:14] <kyonko`> before covid19 law enforcement was going crazy with catch and release and dna collection to see what has changed since the last collection
[01:53:23] <c0lo> If you don't appreciate one case in which it was offered to you to keep out, one may think you actually like to be in, kyonko.
[01:53:43] <c0lo> Be it only for the opportunity to complain.
[01:53:47] <kyonko`> maybe its time they announce the aliens
[01:54:06] <kyonko`> freemasons and illuminati do not deny evolution
[01:54:35] <kyonko`> if the aliens really do exist, then they aren't in mars
[01:54:49] <kyonko`> and why didn't alien civilizations make a colony on mars?
[01:54:53] <kyonko`> hmmm
[01:56:06] <kyonko`> look at how life looks like under the sea
[01:57:54] <kyonko`> but its ALL DNA
[01:58:03] <kyonko`> 100% DNA that evolved from LUCA
[01:58:14] <kyonko`> but hey, we're all made in god's image!
[02:01:40] <kyonko`> since we know about DNA, there's only another alternative that acts like life....... binary data controlling mechanical machines that have problems repairing themselves (healing)
[02:09:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oculus Will Sell You a Quest 2 Headset that Doesn't Need Facebook for an Extra $500 - https://sylnt.us - the-price-of-oculus-freedom
[02:14:15] <kyonko`> does it have rear view?
[02:16:06] <AzumaHazuki> time to sleep...this stuff they're trying me on knocks me the hell out @_@
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[02:58:23] <c0lo> https://tennesseestar.com
[02:58:23] <systemd> ^ 03Bill Declaring Personhood Begins at Conception Passes Tennessee General Assembly - Tennessee Star
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[03:30:59] <Fnord666> You would think Tennessee would what to keep what happens between siblings private
[03:51:54] <c0lo> Next up: premature ejaculation is murder.
[04:06:37] <chromas> #jizz4justice
[04:07:49] <chromas> They should set life to begin at first doctor visit
[04:07:55] <chromas> If you don't measure it, it doesn't count
[04:08:52] <Sulla> test to see if im online
[04:09:44] <chromas> test tested
[04:09:54] <Sulla> ty
[04:09:58] <Sulla> or you arent online either
[04:10:04] <chromas> ah oh
[04:10:12] * chromas fades away help HELP
[04:11:39] <c0lo> God already knows if you masturbated https://www.kansascity.com
[04:11:40] <systemd> ^ 03Kansas Rep. Mark Samsel arrested for battery after physical altercation with student
[04:13:17] <Sulla> Grant is my most mispelled word of the day
[04:13:30] <Sulla> Had to write it 50 some odd times today, every time wrote grand
[04:14:21] <c0lo> Did you misspell it in pubic?
[04:16:23] <Sulla> In an email to all department budget managers
[04:16:26] <Sulla> so pretty embarassing
[04:16:45] <Sulla> using Alaiz keys with 100 weight
[04:16:48] <Sulla> so wreking me
[04:18:25] <c0lo> Could be worse... and yet they survived https://www.washingtonpost.com
[04:18:26] <systemd> ^ 03Analysis | Trump allies’ sloppy, error-riddled legal effort
[04:20:39] <c0lo> My most frequent typo `pubic class ...` Thanks deity, I'm working in programming languages that are compiled.
[04:21:27] <chromas> just alias "pubic" for lulz
[04:21:42] <chromas> and to pee on your co-workers who can't get it to work
[04:25:42] <c0lo> Fortunately, I don't get to create 50 new pubic classes per day...
[04:30:21] <chromas> static pubic wrinkle_free{}
[04:32:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Billion-Year-Old Fossil Discovered – Reveals Missing Link in the Evolution of Animals - https://sylnt.us
[04:48:04] <c0lo> chromas, I don't want to think what happens if one fails to call that function; wrinkles or not, I hate pubic leakages.
[04:50:59] <chromas> that's why I keep a scope guard in my pants at all times
[04:55:26] <c0lo> I hope you don't keep heaps in your pants, RAII only works with stacks.
[04:56:25] <chromas> nonsense, poopypants! just deallocate when the pointers go out of scope
[05:03:31] <c0lo> Now, ain't those pointers smart? What programming tongue you using, chromas, for your pubic programming?
[05:03:53] <chromas> D
[05:03:58] <chromas> the Big D
[05:04:19] <chromas> D~ even
[05:04:41] <c0lo> Interesting. I'll have a look on it.
[05:05:13] <c0lo> Looks like an excitingly kinky one.
[05:34:38] <Sulla> Has there been any recent talk of how many AC users come to sn/day?
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[07:05:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dietary Therapy for Cancer -- Amino Acid Consumption Determines the Fate of Cancer Cells - https://sylnt.us - What's-on-your-plate?
[07:12:51] <c0lo> =submit https://apnews.com
[07:12:53] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Baidu Rolls Out Paid Driverless Taxi Service in Beijing" (14p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:17:10] <c0lo> =submit https://www.gizmodo.com.au
[07:17:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Facebook and Instagram Say They Need to Track You to Remain "Free of Charge"" (3p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:21:53] <Runaway1956> Poopypants - that's one of those Professional Hacker terms, sure enough.
[07:25:17] <c0lo> =submit https://www.gizmodo.com.au
[07:25:19] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Neuralink President Announces That He's Left Elon Musk's Brain-Computer Interface Company" (3p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:29:37] <c0lo> =submit https://www.newsclick.in
[07:29:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Mammoth Underreporting in MP: Govt Says 104 COVID-19 Deaths in Bhopal, Crematoriums Say 2,557" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:35:34] <c0lo> =submit https://www.gmanetwork.com
[07:35:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03DFA Chief Locsin to China: 'Get the F" (16p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:35:50] <c0lo> Reuters entry for ^^^ https://www.reuters.com
[07:41:10] <c0lo> =submit https://www.haaretz.com
[07:41:14] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Sudan Introduces Basic Income Scheme for Nearly All its Population to Ease Economic Pain - Africa, A" (22p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:41:54] <c0lo> =submit https://finance.yahoo.com
[07:42:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Charlie Munger: 'Bernie Sanders Has Basically Won' on Income Inequality" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:50:04] <c0lo> Horrific https://www.theguardian.com
[07:50:05] <systemd> ^ 03‘They knew we weren’t giving oxygen’: a Delhi doctor’s week of horror
[07:50:31] <FatPhil> nitrous
[07:57:15] <kyonko`> righteous
[07:57:39] <kyonko`> I wouldn't doubt they begin to use industrial metallurgical oxygen in india
[07:57:51] <c0lo> FatPhil, why? To die laughing?
[07:57:52] <kyonko`> its contaminated with hydrocarbons
[07:58:03] <kyonko`> N2O is quite expensive, used for food
[07:58:39] <kyonko`> then there is industrial grade N2O
[07:58:51] <kyonko`> a shitty oxidizer where one is required
[07:59:24] <kyonko`> everyone knows it as the stuff that makes cars go faster
[08:00:01] <kyonko`> NO2 will kill you dead tens of hours after your first whiff
[08:00:09] <kyonko`> #esoterick
[08:00:52] <kyonko`> NO2 is much to precious and expensive to use a chemical weapon
[08:02:04] <kyonko`> then some nitric oxide will begin to rip off oxygen atoms from oxygen molecules in the air
[08:03:06] <kyonko`> O3, ozone, three bonded oxygen atoms in a molecule
[08:06:06] <c0lo> kyonko, NO2 will readily combine with water to make nitric acid Better keep your lungs bone dry if you plan to inhale NO2
[08:06:49] <kyonko`> yes I know about NO2, how the old timers did it, I dont know
[08:07:03] <kyonko`> HNO3 is part of a photographer's lab
[08:08:08] <kyonko`> daguerre used silver iodide
[08:10:17] <kyonko`> to make your job easier, you want the stuff the dissolves in plain ethanol as a photographer
[08:11:42] <kyonko`> fox-talbot's method was.... curious as it only involved paper with silver halides
[08:13:20] <kyonko`> then the 20th century kicked photography into 5TH GEAR
[08:15:08] <kyonko`> legend has it that niepce used a microscope lens for his first photographs
[08:57:18] <FatPhil> https://www.local10.com
[08:57:19] <systemd> ^ 03Mysterious situation in Coconut Grove as thousands of expensive fish suddenly die outside several homes
[09:29:11] <FatPhil> https://www.youtube.com
[09:29:12] <systemd> ^ 03Volcano iceland two unbelievably huge monster sized lava fountains,biggest since the eruption start
[09:36:26] <FatPhil> kyonko`: some photographic nerdery: https://www.thisiscolossal.com
[09:36:28] <systemd> ^ 03A Forgotten Pinhole Camera Made from a Beer Can Captures the Longest Exposure Photograph Ever
[09:37:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - We Have Numbers on How Much Vaccines Cut Transmission - https://sylnt.us
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[12:05:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Stop Windows 10 Defender From Uploading Files to Microsoft - https://sylnt.us
[12:24:06] <c0lo> https://www.postandcourier.com
[12:24:07] <systemd> ^ 03Worker enslaved at SC restaurant should get $546,000 from manager, court rules
[12:28:01] * AzumaHazuki wonders how the local apologists are going to spin this one...
[12:33:54] <c0lo> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[12:33:58] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Reaching ‘Herd Immunity’ is Unlikely in the U.S., Experts Now Believe" (226p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:34:40] <c0lo> AzumaHazuki, as for now, they won't. I didn't submit it
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[13:17:00] <c0lo> kids pissing off parents https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[13:17:03] <systemd> ^ 03Parents blast Ohio school as students vote lesbian teen as prom king
[13:20:16] <AzumaHazuki> eeeeeee, cute <3
[13:20:19] <AzumaHazuki> oh, i needed that
[13:21:40] <AzumaHazuki> ...i should maybe see about a suit or something. might be an interesting look on me :)
[13:32:11] <Fnord666> 'Another parent hit out at the school in general, complaining: 'It's been brought to my attention that at least one teacher who flies not only the BLM flag, but also a gay pride flag, refuses to fly the American flag.''
[13:34:13] <FatPhil> Dear USA, stop being so damned obsessed with semiotics. You should be judged on the content of your character, not on the flag you're waving.
[13:34:31] <boru> Is there anything that politics _isn't_ jammed into over there? IMHO, no flags should be flown in schools.
[13:35:22] <FatPhil> THe whole society's very tribal, and flags are one of the ways of aligning yourself to your tribe(s)
[13:36:15] <boru> This "if you're not X then you're obviously Y" rhetoric only reinforces the polarisation. Everything has be to left or right there. Everything.
[13:36:59] <boru> Of course, keeping everyone at one another's throat stops them paying attention to the liberties the wealthy elites are taking away from them behind their backs.
[13:39:19] <FatPhil> It's even deeper than just the political side of things. The whole "prom king/queen" thing is part of the brainwashing of people to strive for popularity as some kind of ultimate achievement. I find that kinda toxic.
[14:46:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Machine Learning Algorithm Helps Unravel the Physics Underlying Quantum Systems - https://sylnt.us
[15:13:01] <Fnord666> FatPhil++
[15:13:01] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 121
[15:26:01] <FatPhil> Give me strokes!!!!
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[16:09:03] <chromas> What's wrong with a little flaggotry now and then?
[16:23:29] <Ingar> america is the new africa
[16:25:40] * chromas rides a lion over to the local diamond mine
[16:26:49] <boru> I'd say it's more like you're riding a tiger.
[16:27:00] <Ingar> https://www.youtube.com
[16:27:02] <systemd> ^ 03The Tokens - The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh) (Audio)
[16:27:25] <chromas> kitties++
[16:27:25] <Bender> karma - kitties: 1
[16:28:09] <c0lo> =yt Banana Boat Song
[16:28:10] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Harry Belafonte - Banana Boat Song (Day-O) (03:11; 22,954,076 views; 👍249,671 👎5,851)
[16:28:30] <c0lo> tally me banana
[16:29:19] * chromas submits the count on a bananagram
[16:37:22] * bacterium prefers munch-cards
[17:16:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VMware Has No Plans to Support Windows 10 on M1 Macs -- Windows is Second Priority Behind Linux - https://sylnt.us - Why-would-you-want-to?
[17:16:45] <Sulla> Need to make a wildlife reserve in the states for endangered african fauna
[18:35:14] <halibut> Sulla: Done: https://wildlifesafari.net
[18:35:15] <systemd> ^ 03Wildlife Safari | Where you are captive, and they roam free!
[18:35:41] <halibut> (at least, it sounds like it is close to a wildlife reserve)
[18:50:29] <chromas> https://babylonbee.com
[18:50:30] <systemd> ^ 03New Mouse Shocks Office Workers Every Time They Click 'Reply All'
[19:04:05] <c0lo> I hope it knocks them down for the day.
[19:47:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RISC-V International Giving Away 1,000 Boards to Developers - https://sylnt.us - chairmen-of-the-boards?
[19:52:06] <bacterium> oh boy i am so excited about risc-v
[19:52:20] <bacterium> can't wait to splash on a desktop lol
[20:03:43] <Sulla> actually take the kids there a few times a year
[20:03:52] <Sulla> kind lame
[20:04:11] <Sulla> i mean like, a wilderness area set aside for wild development of endangered animals
[20:04:17] <Sulla> before they get extinct
[20:05:35] <Sulla> There is a pretty cool reserve for retired elephants, but dont recall it as a stable situation
[20:36:34] <bacterium> https://i.pinimg.com
[20:56:14] <chromas> I bet Bill found out Melinda was secretly running Linux all this time
[21:06:20] <Bytram> chromas: s/u/i/3
[21:06:20] <SedBot> <Bytram> <chromas> I bet Bill found out Melinda was secretly rinning Linux all this time
[21:06:47] <Bytram> chromas: s/nn/in/
[21:06:47] <SedBot> <Bytram> <chromas> I bet Bill found out Melinda was secretly ruining Linux all this time
[21:07:31] <chromas> Nah, it would have to be something he'd hate
[21:08:28] <Bytram> chromas: s/h//5
[21:08:28] <SedBot> <Bytram> <chromas> Nah, it would have to be something he'd ate
[21:08:50] <Bytram> ;)
[21:09:13] <chromas> But on the other hand, he's free to marry Satya now
[21:46:59] <bacterium> perhaps, in her philantropic zeal, she actually suggested they'd give some money to the poor
[22:07:38] <Sulla> He has said for years he wanted to give away more of is wealth. Guess his wife kindly helped him find a way
[22:08:25] <Sulla> Or he is sick and dying and looking to create a tax shelter for the family
[22:08:44] <FatPhil> nah, he wants moar patents!
[22:09:12] <FatPhil> he won't be happy until he has all the patents
[22:11:02] <kyonko`> like exfat
[22:11:22] <kyonko`> exfat, its soon going to be in UEFI
[22:11:26] <kyonko`> and your digital cameras
[22:11:32] <kyonko`> IT ALREADY IS!
[22:25:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reaching "Herd Immunity" is Unlikely Any Time Soon in the U.S., Experts Now Believe - https://sylnt.us
[23:02:27] <kyonko`> moo.
[23:02:36] <kyonko`> so... is this a herd of gnu?
[23:02:55] <kyonko`> why are we comparing humans to wildebeest
[23:57:24] <chromas> from the octuple-mask dept.