#soylent | Logs for 2021-04-06
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[00:16:45] <c0lo> 45office.com's sole purpose is a "booking the fart to ruin your personal event" site. https://www.theguardian.com
[00:16:46] <systemd> ^ 03Want to book Donald or Melania for an event? Trump has a website for that
[00:23:05] <c0lo> The good thing of that site: if you decide to waste your time and check it, it will not take long - 6 pages, 4 of which are forms.
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[00:24:16] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:24:17] <systemd> ^ 03Polish Pastor Chases Cops Out of Church on Easter Weekend: ‘Get Out! You Nazis!’
[00:24:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, do I love that
[00:24:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Globohomo has no respect for its hosts,
[00:24:58] <Ethanol-fueled> its neighbors,
[00:25:07] <Ethanol-fueled> the sanctitiy of life.
[00:25:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Jews are pure shit psychopaths.
[00:26:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Gestapo Nazi Communist Fascists.
[00:26:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Keep going, shitbag Jews.
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[00:36:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA’s Mars Rover Drops Off Ingenuity Helicopter Ahead of Historic Flight - https://sylnt.us - The-Hummingbird-has-Landed
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[00:43:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck the Jew bastards.
[00:44:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Those goddamn sonsabitches
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[01:11:19] <c0lo> =submit https://jamanetwork.com
[01:11:38] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Estimates and Projections of COVID-19 and Parental Death in the US" (19p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:25:31] -!- mode/#soylent [+b Ethanol-fueled!*@*] by Bytram
[01:31:06] <AzumaHazuki> https://arstechnica.com TFW a Supreme Court judge doesn't know the law...or worse, doesn't give a shit because "muh tribe"
[01:31:08] <systemd> ^ 03Clarence Thomas blasts Section 230, wants “common-carrier” rules on Twitter
[01:31:34] <AzumaHazuki> on the plus side, Thomas appears to be Scalia's last remaining Horcrux. We can be rid of them both.
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[01:45:21] <Bytram> .unban Ethanol-fueled
[01:45:45] <Bytram> .op
[01:45:45] -!- mode/#soylent [+o Bytram] by Aphrodite
[01:45:49] <Bytram> .unban Ethanol-fueled
[01:46:01] <Bytram> .unban #soylent Ethanol-fueled
[01:46:44] <Bytram> .unban #soylent Ethanol-fueled!*@*
[01:47:15] -!- mode/#soylent [-bb #soylent!*@*] by Bytram
[02:01:56] -!- mode/#soylent [+b Ethanol-fueled!*@*] by Bytram
[02:16:01] <c0lo> https://www.reuters.com
[02:16:03] <systemd> ^ 03U.S. Senate parliamentarian says Democrats can use reconciliation to pass more bills
[03:07:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feds Say Hackers are Likely Exploiting Critical Fortinet VPN Vulnerabilities - https://sylnt.us
[03:27:23] <c0lo> =submit https://www.reuters.com
[03:27:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Apple's Tim Cook Joins Chorus of Critics Against Georgia's Voting Restrictions" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:34:14] <Fnord666> Shortest ban in the history of #soylent?
[03:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban MrPlow
[03:51:18] -!- mode/#soylent [+b *!*@nsa.gov] by Aphrodite
[03:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> .unban MrPlow
[03:51:18] -!- mode/#soylent [-b *!*@nsa.gov] by Aphrodite
[03:51:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Fnord666, new record!
[03:52:02] <Fnord666> Submit it to Guiness!
[03:52:12] <Fnord666> OR raise a Guiness to the new record!
[03:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> both!
[03:53:23] <Fnord666> Logical OR allows for that combination, so yes!
[03:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i gotta hit the sack. couple hours late already.
[03:59:56] <Fnord666> =g'night TheMightyBuzzard
[03:59:57] * systemd ceremoniously writes a fanfic featuring a test tube of terrible puns about TheMightyBuzzard
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[05:46:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The UK is Trying to Stop Facebook's End-to-End Encryption - https://sylnt.us - think-of-the-children!
[08:16:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Bets Homomorphic Encryption is Ready to Deliver Stronger Data Security for Early Adopters - https://sylnt.us
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[08:59:54] <mrpg> .
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[09:58:26] <Ingar> I almost read it as Homophobic encryption
[10:46:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Ingenuity Helicopter Survives First Freezing Night on Mars - https://sylnt.us - Baby-it's-cold-outside
[10:57:43] <FatPhil> Italian Tanker Blocks Traffic In Suez Due To Engine Failure
[11:29:53] <Bytram> FatPhil: what's its name?
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[11:34:35] <Bytram> FatPhil: this one? MILAHA RAS LAFFAN (LNG Tanker)
[11:36:11] <c0lo> zerohedge with tyler durden as author - not found in any other news source (maybe "as yet")
[11:36:40] <Bytram> https://www.vesselfinder.com
[11:36:42] <systemd> ^ 03MILAHA RAS LAFFAN Current position (LNG Tanker, IMO 9255854) - VesselFinder
[11:36:57] <c0lo> FatPhil has a delayed April Fool?
[11:37:02] <c0lo> https://www.zerohedge.com
[11:37:03] <systemd> ^ 03ZeroHedge
[11:37:15] <Bytram> clicky
[11:38:28] <c0lo> "Bloomberg identified the Italian tanker Rumford as the culprit"
[11:39:01] <c0lo> https://twitter.com
[11:39:02] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[11:40:20] <Bytram> https://www.vesselfinder.com
[11:40:21] <systemd> ^ 03RUMFORD Current position (Crude Oil Tanker, IMO 9473066) - VesselFinder
[11:41:58] <Bytram> It appears to be in the large (southern) lake
[11:51:15] <c0lo> https://twitter.com
[11:51:16] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[11:51:21] <AzumaHazuki> I seem to have a new stalker :) "Runaway 1488." Isn't that just classy as shit? Like a long, loud, wet, squelchy beer fart in a guided tour of an art museom
[11:51:33] <c0lo> Are you twitter impaired too, bytram?
[11:51:52] * AzumaHazuki suspects she's upset someone, lol
[11:56:12] <Ingar> protip: insert network cable while installing updates
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[12:13:13] <Bytram> c0lo: I have NoScript set up such that I have to manually enable 2 domains to see anything on Twitter. (yes, I do not have an account with them, either)
[12:22:13] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as Runaway1066
[12:23:40] <c0lo> bytram, I don't have an account with the either.
[12:25:03] * Bytram has NO facebook, twitter, linkedin, etc. Just /. (since forever) and SoylentNews (since it started)
[12:28:59] <Bytram> =w LG
[12:29:00] <systemd> subsidiaries such as LG Electronics, Zenith, LG Display, LG Uplus, LG Innotek, LG Chem, and LG Energy Solution in over 80 countries. LG Corporation was established - https://en.wikipedia.org
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[12:38:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:38:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5525
[12:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://d3drajoq5gm85y.cloudfront.net
[13:09:12] <FatPhil> rum++
[13:09:12] <Bender> karma - rum: 26
[13:09:20] <FatPhil> travesty!
[13:15:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Revisited Hubble Telescope Image Reveals Veil Nebula in Exquisite Detail - https://sylnt.us - Big-badda-boom
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[13:51:58] <c0lo> Zacapa++
[13:51:58] <Bender> karma - zacapa: 1
[14:05:10] <Ingar> great, seems like my ISP is fucking up
[14:05:11] <Runaway1956> @ Bytram - same here, with Twitter and Noscript. That's part of the reason I have multiple browsers. Twitter never loads in my more important browser.
[14:05:18] <Ingar> internet@home is totally dead
[14:05:36] <Ingar> I gave up on noscript
[14:05:46] <Ingar> it doesnt help if I have to disaple it gfor 100% of the sites I visit
[14:05:52] <Ingar> *disable it for
[14:06:11] <FatPhil> stop using those sites, find alternatives.
[14:06:42] <Ingar> my bank, my social security, doctor appointments, vaccination appointments...
[14:06:53] <Ingar> the site where I have to request my vacation
[14:07:14] <FatPhil> why do you need those more than once a month?
[14:07:20] <Runaway1956> None of that should load in the same browser you browse to random sites with
[14:07:21] <FatPhil> or even once a year?
[14:07:52] <Ingar> Runaway1956: my browser has profiles, no need for multiple browsers
[14:08:12] <Runaway1956> profiles are good - if you completely trust them
[14:08:24] <Runaway1956> the cookies are still there, right?
[14:08:31] <Ingar> no
[14:08:45] <Ingar> profile as in separate history/cache/settings
[14:08:50] <Ingar> as in firefox profiles
[14:08:52] <c0lo> =submit https://www.abc.net.au
[14:08:56] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Alexei Navalny Says He Has Cough and Temperature Amid TB Outbreak in Russian Prison as Vladimir Puti" (38p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:09:40] <Ingar> my 'paranoia' profile remembers nothing :)
[14:09:57] <Runaway1956> Navalny wasn't very smart returning to Russia after a failed attempt to murder him
[14:10:18] <Ingar> still, even in paranoia mode I need javascript
[14:10:25] <Runaway1956> He clearly had a good case for asylum - shoulda stayed in western Europe
[14:12:45] <c0lo> =submit https://www.eff.org
[14:12:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03First Circuit Upholds First Amendment Right to Secretly Audio Record the Police" (9p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:13:01] <FatPhil> twits without JS: https://soylentnews.org
[14:13:02] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | NASA Says there are Still Easter Eggs on its Mars Rover that Nobody has Discovered
[14:13:38] <c0lo> So, secretly recording the police is no sting.
[14:14:07] <c0lo> A pity the court decided on this too late.
[14:14:35] <FatPhil> What is "secretly" recording the police?
[14:14:59] <FatPhil> The police doing their duty in your presence isn't "secret", it's what you pay them for.
[14:15:13] <FatPhil> not telling them?
[14:15:24] <FatPhil> Dude - they should assume that they're always being recorded.
[14:15:48] <c0lo> As in "Sting doesn't know you are recording him"
[14:16:32] <FatPhil> Sting doesn't know I'm secretly having tantric sex with him.
[14:16:55] <c0lo> In your mind, FatPhil.
[14:19:57] <c0lo> =submit https://www.eff.org
[14:19:59] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03553,000,000 Reasons Not to Let Facebook Make Decisions About Your Privacy" (22p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:22:14] <c0lo> =submit https://www.vice.com
[14:22:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Colorado Denied its Citizens the Right-to-Repair After Riveting Testimony" (27p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:38:36] <c0lo> =submit https://edition.cnn.com
[14:38:41] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Justice Clarence Thomas Suggests US Should Regulate Twitter and Facebook" (5p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:38:50] <c0lo> (let the fight begin)
[14:40:25] <c0lo> =submit for-eth https://www.jpost.com
[14:40:27] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Pfizer Halts Corona Vaccine Shipments to Israel After Failure to Pay" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:07:40] <AzumaHazuki> Thomas is such a goddamn hypocrite
[15:08:08] <AzumaHazuki> on the upside, he appears to be the last of Scalia's Horcruxes, so when he dies we can be assured they are both writhing in Hell
[15:08:45] <AzumaHazuki> fun fact: when Thomas went for a colonoscopy, they has to stop the procedure because Scalia's spectral hand was allllllllll the way up his ass, wrapped around his brainstem and vocal cords
[15:23:22] <Fnord666> That Colorado legislative decision is complete and utter horseshit
[15:23:50] <Fnord666> “I was particularly frustrated by a committee member who said they had ‘so many unanswered questions’ yet didn't ask any during the committee,” she said in an email.
[15:24:27] <Fnord666> Time to do a deep dive into their list of campaign contributors
[15:25:31] <FatPhil> He's such an Uncle Clarence.
[15:27:37] <Fnord666> I bet fighting the right-to-repair is costing John Deere big time.
[15:28:02] <Fnord666> So many bribes^W contributions
[15:36:59] <AzumaHazuki> i am never reincarnating again if i have any choice at all in the matter. just...seen too much of humanity
[15:37:08] <AzumaHazuki> and thoughts like that mean i should try and sleep
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[15:58:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yahoo Answers to Shut Down May 4, 2021 - https://sylnt.us - You've-got-questions?-We've-got-answers...-But-now-they're-hidden!
[18:27:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unopened Super Mario Bros. Game from 1986 Sells for $660,000 - https://sylnt.us
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[19:04:05] <Bytram> !uid
[19:04:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 14567, owned by azaz
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[19:11:22] <bacterium> yo
[19:12:38] <Bytram> bacterium: ho ho!
[19:13:06] <bacterium> crap, sorry, i just realized my logging is off for some reason, testing...
[19:13:27] <bacterium> mew
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[19:16:07] <Bytram> mew?
[19:16:22] <Bytram> Pew! Pew! Peq!
[19:16:38] <Bytram> s/..$/w!/
[19:16:38] <SedBot> <Bytram> Pew! Pew! Pew!
[19:16:45] <Bytram> Mooooooooo!
[19:16:50] <chromas> free to watch on the youtubes https://www.youtube.com
[19:16:53] <systemd> ^ 03Big Trouble In Little China
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[19:24:06] <bacterium> mmmmew?
[19:24:39] <bacterium> oh hehe it works :) as usual, the most mysterious errors are diagnosed with df -h ...
[19:27:32] <Bytram> too true
[19:29:47] <Bytram> can't tell ya how many times that blew up testing master release-candidate "gold" disks for a product release. Even more fun when it is disk 10 out of 12 and each disk is 1.44 MB.
[19:30:25] <bacterium> :D
[19:31:08] <Bytram> looks like the Rumford is back underway and no longer holding up the Suez: https://www.vesselfinder.com
[19:31:09] <systemd> ^ 03RUMFORD Current position (Crude Oil Tanker, IMO 9473066) - VesselFinder
[19:41:50] <Bytram> aand, our old friend...
[19:41:54] <Bytram> https://www.vesselfinder.com
[19:41:55] <systemd> ^ 03EVER GIVEN Current position (Container Ship, IMO 9811000) - VesselFinder
[19:55:03] <Fnord666> @chromas That's a great movie!
[19:55:31] <Fnord666> Lot's of cheese for the popcorn
[20:03:46] <bacterium> ohhehe
[20:03:49] <bacterium> mt
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