#soylent | Logs for 2021-04-02
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[00:03:40] <mrpg> 18/4 = 4.5
[00:11:37] <kyonko> does anyone here trust that discord and tumblr keep your email private?
[00:15:49] <mrpg> The problems usually arise from rogue employess or hackers, right?
[00:18:43] <kyonko> thats the fake news going on for 15 years
[00:19:06] <kyonko> How long before SKYNET figures out you use the same password for everything
[00:19:19] <kyonko> hell, what is about with denying computer users ROOT access?
[00:20:04] <kyonko> if fatphil signed up for modern day web crap using his fatphil.org mail what would he see?
[00:20:17] <kyonko> or is your own mail server BANNED
[00:21:01] <kyonko> regarding ROGUE EMPLOYEES you can always use STRONGER/STRONGEST BACKGROUND CHECKS or ELIMINATE HUMANS COMPLETELY
[00:23:52] <mrpg> Eliminate humans, now I get it, you are an AI, you don't fool me. Maybe I is not smart but i is not that dumb.
[00:24:11] <kyonko> iRobot
[00:24:22] <kyonko> iCarly was better tho
[00:24:37] <mrpg> Leave it all to meeeeeee
[00:25:10] <mrpg> Thanks to the people who submit STEM RELATED subs.
[00:25:19] <mrpg> Remember that submitting STEM RELATED stories guarantee citizenship.
[00:25:34] <mrpg> STEM RELATED * hint hint *
[00:25:46] mrpg is now known as qanon
[00:25:49] <qanon> yea
[00:25:53] <kyonko> learn to human centipede if you can't count beans
[00:26:06] <qanon> stop submitting bull, stupid fucks
[00:26:22] qanon is now known as mrpg
[00:26:42] <mrpg> oh sir please watch your mouth
[00:27:22] mrpg is now known as qanon
[00:27:26] <qanon> no, your right, I support you 110 %
[00:27:34] qanon is now known as mrpg
[00:27:45] <mrpg> thank yuo good sir or madam
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[00:57:12] <kyonko> AzumaHazuki: how many webmails do you have or do you run a mail server on VPS?
[00:57:53] <AzumaHazuki> I'm not ready to run my own mail server, ugh. did that once and it was waaaay too much work to set up
[01:14:29] <kyonko> and then the big webmails can always ban you
[01:15:16] <kyonko> e-mail was so spam ridden in the late 90's early 00's it was hard to take seriously
[01:28:05] <c0lo> good, the shamrock colour washed away.
[01:30:09] <c0lo> No more ducking fuck either.
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[02:28:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FDA Slams "Real Water" Linked to Liver Failure; Water Plant Manager MIA - https://sylnt.us - real-bad
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[04:46:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Equates Encrypted Chats With Private Thoughts in Would-be Kidnapping Case - https://sylnt.us - encrypted-thoughts
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[06:04:38] <SoyCow3522> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[06:04:40] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Arizona Lawmaker: Big Tech “Hired Almost Every Lobbyist” to Kill App Store Bill" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:41:08] <FatPhil> kyonko: i almost never use fatphil.org email addresses any more, too much typing, I just use my asdf.org address instead, about 7 times easier to type.
[07:17:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supreme Court's Pro-Facebook Ruling Could Unleash “Flood” of Robocalls - https://sylnt.us - hello-this-is-lenny
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[09:36:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The “One Who Causes Fear” – Extremely Powerful New Meat-Eating Predator Discovered - https://sylnt.us - A-mosquito-causes-more-fear-now
[11:24:43] <FatPhil> The frontiers of mathematical physics and computing have been rent asunder! General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics are finally unified! I bring you - the solution to the Time Travelling Salesman Problem!
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[11:45:23] <Ingar> "I bring you - the solution to the Time Travelling Salesman Problem! - AzumaHazuki has joined #soylent "
[11:45:29] <Ingar> now I'm confused
[11:45:58] <AzumaHazuki> er...you really won't like the solution
[11:46:23] <AzumaHazuki> you have to be near Eve when she either turns 16 or is killed. get a good dose of that green light (it's called "souma" I'm told)
[11:46:38] <Ingar> the solution is hard
[11:46:57] <AzumaHazuki> it's nerve-wracking. hope you like dimension-hopping.
[11:47:37] <AzumaHazuki> and getting very, very, very literal about "diving into someone's biography"
[11:48:25] <Ingar> so, how was your shift :)
[11:50:09] <AzumaHazuki> looooooong. we are so shortstaffed, i've done a shift and a half of overtime on top of the last 5 days, might get "asked to volunteer" tonight, then 5 more days coming, last of which is independent IV making in the middle of a corona spike
[11:52:25] <FatPhil> shortstaffed? better to be longstaffed. easier to keep the toxics at bay that way. injections are less accurate, but training is done using a dartboard in the staff-room.
[11:53:08] <AzumaHazuki> i realized why i'm slow compared to the others (aside from being new): they, um, aren't as careful about sterility as I am
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[12:03:06] <c0lo> good god, anyone here has an antiemetic - I just stumbled over this https://www.youtube.com
[12:03:08] <systemd> ^ 03Sarcasm 101 - SNL
[12:03:31] <FatPhil> I've been ranting a lot about sterility in a lot of my beer reviews recently, some new microbrewers have appeared on the local scene, and they wouldn't know hygiene if it poked them up the arse. And lack of it totally kills beer.
[12:06:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FEATURE-3D-printed Homes Build Hope for U.S. Affordable Housing - https://sylnt.us - like-lego-but-better
[12:11:12] <c0lo> Like in... personal hygiene?
[12:21:32] <AzumaHazuki> it's a little more dangerous to people if the IV maker is cavalier about sterility than if their brewer is you know...
[12:22:03] <AzumaHazuki> i can definitely see room for speed improvement, but i'm never going to be as quick as the two other night techs because they take shortcuts that make my hair stand on end
[12:23:04] <AzumaHazuki> now i realize there's probably a huge factor of safety built into the process and i'm probably being too paranoid, but still...
[12:31:10] <Ingar> AzumaHazuki: shortcuts work till people die
[12:31:32] <Ingar> disclaimer: a lot of our customers are hospitals.
[12:32:02] <AzumaHazuki> i refuse to have that on my conscience. i'll just have to git gud at drawing faster from multiple vials and hone my (actually already pretty good...) intuition about what to prioritize
[12:33:14] <AzumaHazuki> Everything comes through as "stat." When everything's stat, ain't nothin' stat. So my algorithm is "literal bleeding emergencies first (phytonadione, octreotide, vasopression), then painkillers/sedatives, then electrolytes, then antibiotics, then anything else
[12:43:21] <Bytram> "The longest distance between two points is a shortcut."
[12:45:00] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: I'm curious as to why electrolytes would come ahead of antibiotics?
[12:54:54] <FatPhil> c0lo: most craft brewers seem to have beards. or culture-zoos as I like to call them. But more seriously, it's the whole building that's the risk, fungus can live almost anywhere, as can bacteria. Sterility's hard, and once you've lost it, you've lost it.
[12:55:55] <FatPhil> fully support the no shortcuts stance.
[12:56:48] <FatPhil> optimise to reduce waste - wasted time, wasted effort, wasted resources - sure, but that's different.
[13:04:02] <c0lo> ozone
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[13:43:00] <FatPhil> ozone's not great for the humans that have to work there every day.
[14:34:18] <c0lo> Nope, but you can "wash" in ozone every night.
[14:36:19] <FatPhil> Ever heard of "open fermentation"?
[14:38:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Pinpoint Exact Gene Responsible for one of Deadliest Forms of Breast Cancer - https://sylnt.us
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[15:23:00] <Runaway1956> https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
[15:23:01] <systemd> ^ 03Traffic jam eases further in Suez Canal after ship unblocked - Times of India
[15:23:43] <Runaway1956> So, the backlog should be history within two more weeks
[15:25:17] <Runaway1956> Regarding the "hundreds of thousands of dollars in fuel and other costs"
[15:25:40] <Runaway1956> The fee for using the canal is calculated to be about equal to the fuel and costs saved
[16:03:53] <Runaway1956> The word of the day is triphalia. Susy, can you tell us what triphalia is?
[16:04:05] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[16:04:06] <systemd> ^ 03Baby born with three penises makes medical history
[16:11:56] <FatPhil> conservation of penisness, it's to make up for the loss of peen elsewhere
[16:30:43] <Runaway1956> Mayor Buttplug busted!
[16:30:47] <Runaway1956> https://www.thegatewaypundit.com
[16:30:48] <systemd> ^ 03Wow! Such BS Caught on Video: Pete Buttigieg Has Gas-Guzzling Suburban Drop Him Off a Couple Blocks from Work So He Can Ride His Bike in for the Cameras (VIDEO)
[16:33:27] <Ingar> Sound of Music in 15 minutes on BBC One!
[16:34:48] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.bbc.com What kind of lowlife . . .
[16:34:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Uber Ordered to Pay $1.1m to Blind Woman Refused Rides" (19p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:37:42] <Teckla> "You Won't Believe What an Australian School Just Banned!"
[16:37:53] <Teckla> "Scientists Just Taught an AI to Do This and It Will Blow Your Mind!!"
[16:37:56] <Teckla> Um...
[16:53:15] <Runaway1956> Another White Supremacist - - - Aminadab Gaxiola Gonzalez
[16:55:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Concerns Raised Over Safety of Common Food Preservative - https://sylnt.us - eat-more-soylent
[17:17:50] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[17:17:51] <systemd> ^ 03Cyclist attacks obnoxious anti-masker, smashes car window with bike
[17:21:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> I kinda wanna see that here. It won't say "Cyclist attacks obnoxious anti-masker" in the headline, I promise you. More like "Obnoxious anti-masker commits suicide-by-motorist".
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[19:27:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Factory Mix-Up Spoils 15 Million Doses of J&J COVID Vaccine - https://sylnt.us - not-a-joke
[20:22:27] <Runaway1956> https://www.news24.com
[20:22:30] <systemd> ^ 03News24
[20:25:46] <Runaway1956> Hah! The guy is a Nation of Islam White Supremacist!!
[20:25:51] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[20:25:52] <systemd> ^ 03Suspect who smashed into barrier at US Capitol identified: reports
[20:26:20] <Runaway1956> Gotta get that White Supremacist out there, even when it's no applicable
[20:31:13] <Runaway1956> https://sputniknews.com
[20:31:15] <systemd> ^ 03Video: North Carolina Cop Who Choked, Bodyslammed K-9 Resigns Ahead of Termination
[20:31:33] <Runaway1956> I missed that when it was news - whoever told that sumbitch that he was a K-9 cop?
[20:34:40] <chromas> Only a white supremacist would think a non-white supremacist isn't a white supremacist
[20:35:46] <Runaway1956> Only a white supremacist would have the nerve to be born not-brown
[20:40:07] <Runaway1956> https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com
[20:40:08] <systemd> ^ 03BREAKING: US Capitol Locked Down After Reports of Nearby Gunfire - The Truth About Guns
[20:41:07] <Runaway1956> https://twitter.com
[20:41:08] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[20:56:58] <Runaway1956> This is why we need more immigration
[20:57:09] <Runaway1956> https://www.washingtontimes.com
[20:57:10] <systemd> ^ 034 more people charged in Utah woman’s kidnapping, death
[21:16:12] <Runaway1956> https://kfor.com
[21:16:27] <systemd> ^ 03Human parents feel for mama bear trying to get her four cubs to cross this road
[21:32:56] <chromas> I thought guns were banned in dc
[21:51:53] <kyonko> they came from neighboring states
[21:52:05] <kyonko> in cars
[21:52:14] <kyonko> or maybe it was a mule train
[21:52:27] <kyonko> or perhaps rubber dingie boats
[21:52:58] <kyonko> the guns were robots.... not robots with guns, but a gun built around a robot
[21:53:28] <kyonko> primary function: ballistics. secondary function: robotics
[21:53:29] <kyonko> lol
[21:53:29] <Runaway1956> Guns are pretty much banned in DC, but those damned cops still have them!
[21:53:43] <kyonko> strange dc police have guns
[21:53:55] <kyonko> in tokyo they carry gay little six shooter revolvers
[21:54:01] <kyonko> leaves a nice hole in your head
[21:54:21] <kyonko> meanwhile dc police carry hollowpoints
[21:54:36] <kyonko> its a close casket funeral for a head shot
[21:55:36] <kyonko> the DC gun ban only exists because politicians fear assassination
[21:56:04] <kyonko> why do they fear assassination by gun?
[21:56:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SEC Sues LBRY Over Accusation of Unregistered Securities - https://sylnt.us - funny-money-becomes-not-so-funny
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[22:03:01] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.cnbc.com
[22:03:03] <systemd> ^ 03MLB pulls 2021 All-Star Game out of Atlanta due to Georgia's new restrictive voting law
[22:04:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Word on the street is that they're gonna retaliate by drafting law to remove MLB's antitrust exemption.
[22:06:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Too bad about all those minorities who were hoping to make money punching tickets, selling hot dogs, and generally making a living off of this...all to stick it to Whitey
[22:06:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Vaccination passports = good. Requiring a free ID to vote = bad.
[22:07:00] <Ethanol-fueled> It's the only way -- we just gotta start sticking it to those MF'ers.
[22:07:31] <Ethanol-fueled> And thanks to their embrace of woke bullshit, they already had one foot in the wastebasket.
[22:08:01] <Ethanol-fueled> But where will the all-star game go? Probably a rich liberal city that doesn't need it nor care for it.
[22:08:48] <Ethanol-fueled> [[[ POPCORN EATING INTENSIFIES ]]]
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[23:14:09] <vux984> not sure if this is the best place to report this; or if anyone other than me cares... honestly not sure if even I actually care... but the OMG PWNIES! went green a few days ago. Don't ask me why i use that theme, i set it for a laugh at some point and now it just feels "right".
[23:14:11] <c0lo> Vaccination passports - provided on the spot when one is vaccinated. Now, do the same with voter ID
[23:24:24] <Bytram> vux984: Yeah, as I understand it, that was an April Fool's prank that got set up last year. Apparently, it decided to show up THIS year, too!
[23:25:35] <Bytram> It should be gone now, though you may need to press Ctrl+F5 on your desktop browser to do a "hard" refresh of the page (i.e. ignore any cached copy you may have)
[23:25:56] <Bytram> I appreciate your reaching out to report it!
[23:26:02] <Bytram> !uid
[23:26:02] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 14532, owned by Davidric
[23:27:59] <Bytram> c0lo: Some states DO that; look up "same day voter registration"! =)
[23:28:15] <FatPhil> c0lo: so you're saying that people should have to pay to get the vaccination-with-a-passport?
[23:30:21] <c0lo> bytram, then someone should tell GA and eth-fueled it is not impossible.
[23:32:34] <c0lo> FatPhil, I said nothing about about any pay, I only mentioned the time and effort required to get one. I continue to say nothing about payment.
[23:57:02] <FatPhil> wrong