#soylent | Logs for 2021-03-10

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[00:47:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Who, What and Where of Elon Musk's $100 Million Prize Money for Carbon Capture Innovation - https://sylnt.us - I-speak-for-the-trees!
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[01:26:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[01:26:55] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 154
[01:42:34] <Bytram> FatPhil: So... if there's a majorana, is there also a captainana?
[01:49:52] <chromas> or a minorana
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[02:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> there can be now, even in infantry.
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[02:38:13] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: so... you mean... infantana?
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[03:16:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Digital Assets Known as "Non-Fungible Tokens" Being Sold for Millions - https://sylnt.us - be-careful-where-you-spray-any-fungicide
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[04:18:40] * Bytram heads of to the land of slumber
[04:18:58] <Bytram> =yt men down under
[04:18:59] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Men At Work - Down Under (Video) (03:42; 243,249,929 views; ๐Ÿ‘1,440,111 ๐Ÿ‘Ž41,018)
[04:19:24] <Bytram> have a great night everybody!
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[05:47:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seagate HDD Roadmap: 50 TB by 2026, 100 TB by 2030, Then 120+ TB - https://sylnt.us - itty-bitty-bits
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[07:08:52] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[08:17:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Half of Curl's Security Vulnerabilities Due to C Mistakes - https://sylnt.us - NULL-errors-are-nothing-to-ignore!
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[09:01:48] <c0lo> Sex between coaches to be made illegal in England and Wales. No news abour Scotland and NI as yet.
[09:05:19] <FatPhil> what about buses?
[09:06:04] <FatPhil> and, worse, interracial sex between coaches and buses?
[09:07:16] <chromas> it's probably considered animal cruelty, making the horses watch
[09:07:34] <c0lo> idk, when younger I remember having sex on the couches rather then between them.
[09:07:59] <c0lo> Ok, see for yerself what gives https://www.theguardian.com
[09:07:59] <systemd> ^ 03Sex between coaches and teenagers in their care to be made illegal in England and Wales
[09:38:33] <c0lo> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[09:38:36] <systemd> โœ“ Sub-ccess! "03Hacked Surveillance Startup Verkada Leaked Live Feeds for Tesla, Others" (5p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:40:12] <c0lo> https://www.texasobserver.org
[09:40:13] <systemd> ^ 03ERCOT Is Refusing to Release Records On How it Prepared for the Winter Storm
[09:45:15] <FatPhil> ERCOT is probably unable to release such records...
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[10:47:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bill Would Mandate Rooftop Solar on New Massachusetts Homes and Commercial Buildings - https://sylnt.us
[11:33:41] <Ingar> c0lo: https://finance.yahoo.com :)
[11:33:49] <systemd> ^ 03SKY ECC platform remains secure and no authorized Sky ECC device has been hacked
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[12:15:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Potential Model for a Real Physical Warp Drive - https://sylnt.us - gonna-need-a-much-bigger-pair-of-pliers
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[12:40:26] <c0lo> I like how "nobody can decrypt anything, not even us"+ "has a strict zero-tolerance policy that prohibits any criminal activity on its platforms"
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[12:41:05] <c0lo> Their clients pinky promised to be good, so all' dandy.
[12:41:32] <c0lo> s/ dan/s dan/
[12:41:32] <SedBot> <c0lo> Their clients pinky promised to be good, so all's dandy.
[12:43:30] <Ingar> c0lo: tbh that's not rly their issue
[12:43:43] <Ingar> s/issue/problem/
[12:43:44] <SedBot> <Ingar> c0lo: tbh that's not rly their problem
[12:44:18] <Ingar> "you can not use product X to do ilelgal things"
[12:44:30] <Ingar> but you shouldn't be doign illegal thing in the first place
[12:46:53] <Ingar> disclaimer: I don't use Sky. I just despise belgian law enforcement
[12:52:07] <FatPhil> but legal systems aren't all bad
[12:52:27] <FatPhil> they bring us good news, like: https://www.bbc.co.uk
[12:52:33] <systemd> ^ 03Ghislaine Maxwell's US jail conditions 'are torture' - brother
[12:54:50] <FatPhil> She should have done the noble thing and flung herself off a huge yacht (suicide seems to be a communicable disease, I think Ghislaine spread it to Eppstein. maybe females are just carriers?)
[12:59:53] <AzumaHazuki> i hope she spills all the beans
[13:00:53] <FatPhil> in court, not in a book afterwards that she makes millions from
[13:03:40] <AzumaHazuki> right
[13:04:43] <FatPhil> It's good that she has triple citizenship, as she could be tried in any of 3 countries for her crimes.
[13:23:16] <Ingar> let belgian justce handle her. she'll be able to escape twice, get a mild sentence, and set free when half the sentence hase been served
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[13:29:01] <AzumaHazuki> and then, with any luck, "mysteriously" die in a house fire with no discernable orign
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[13:39:59] <c0lo> =submit https://www.gizmodo.com.au
[13:40:04] <systemd> โœ“ Sub-ccess! "03Elon Musk Explains Why the Starship SN10 Prototype Exploded After Landing" (3p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[14:45:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Samsung 980 SSD Improves on 970 EVO, EVO Plus Performance - https://sylnt.us
[14:48:07] <AzumaHazuki> except it kinda doesn;t
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[15:26:57] <Runaway1956> https://video.startribune.com
[15:26:58] <systemd> ^ 03FBI releases new video of DC pipe bomb suspect
[15:27:32] <Runaway1956> Looks like a brown skinned man - which would lend support to the idea that BLM/Antifa was involved
[15:30:13] <Runaway1956> Have you walked your pig today?
[15:30:15] <Runaway1956> https://bbcbreakingnews.com
[15:30:17] <systemd> ^ 03Man takes pet pigs on walks but must avoid shops, cafes and picnics - My Blog
[15:39:02] <Bytram> time to run some errands; back in a few hours.
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[15:58:18] <Runaway1956> https://www.thegatewaypundit.com
[15:58:19] <systemd> ^ 0313-Year-Old Muslim Student Admits She Made Up Story That Led to French Teacher's Beheading
[16:00:07] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.powermag.com
[16:00:10] <systemd> โœ“ Sub-ccess! "031.6-GW Coal Plant May Get New Life as Green Hydrogen Hub" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:01:35] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.naturalnews.com
[16:01:37] <systemd> โœ“ Sub-ccess! "03200 Million Americans Currently HYPNOTIZED and LOBOTOMIZED by Big Food and Big Pharma" (33p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[17:16:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LiquidVPN Faces Lawsuit for Allegedly Promoting Pirating Content - https://sylnt.us - a-bridge-too-far
[17:49:34] <chromas> well what else am I going to use a rando vpn for?
[17:52:56] <FatPhil> posting to soylent - we've seen you, you naughty boy!
[17:55:53] <FatPhil> chrฮฟmas--
[17:57:16] <chromas> Did you break the bot?
[17:57:19] <chromas> Chromas--
[17:57:20] <Bender> karma - chromas: 341
[17:57:22] <chromas> hm
[18:30:11] <FatPhil> beautiful!
[18:30:30] <FatPhil> I thought initially that my joke had backfired, but in the end it worked double!
[18:32:37] * chromas doubles FatPhil's freshness
[18:33:04] <FatPhil> And stay on that number - it's the smallest base-2 fermat pseudoprime
[18:42:07] <Runaway1956> Dayum - playing around in Google Earth
[18:42:38] <Runaway1956> It is getting good enough, you can almost recognize individual animals in the images
[18:42:55] <Runaway1956> not quite, but it wouldn't take much more resolution
[18:44:03] <FatPhil> Wow - you sure come up with some real loonietunes websites for your story submissions, Runaway: https://www.adfontesmedia.com
[18:44:04] <systemd> ^ 03Natural News Bias and Reliability - Ad Fontes Media
[18:45:49] <Runaway1956> I take it that you implicitly trust "A team of analysts at Ad Fontes Media"?
[18:46:46] <Runaway1956> If Ethanol Fueled and I got together to evaluate sites around the world, we could claim to be "A team of analysts from SoylentNews".
[18:47:10] <Runaway1956> Why are people such suckers for cool-sounding titles?
[18:50:38] <pinchy> do eet
[18:51:03] <Runaway1956> Not very likely pinchy - EF and I don't agree on much
[19:01:20] <chromas> https://komonews.com
[19:01:21] <systemd> ^ 03Stolen 400-lb slide from Pasco playground found in child's bedroom
[19:05:20] <Runaway1956> inside a kidโ€™s bedroom in a mobile home in Burbank
[19:07:06] <Runaway1956> That story suggests that maybe Florida Man is reproducing, and sending his progeny out to conquer the earth
[19:12:30] <Runaway1956> COVIDS are destroying the environment!!!
[19:12:34] <Runaway1956> https://phys.org
[19:12:35] <systemd> ^ 03Face masks are a ticking plastic timebomb
[19:12:54] <chromas> Yeah it sucks seeing all the masks laying about
[19:13:08] <chromas> or lying about, to tell the truth
[19:13:44] <Runaway1956> Aren't they like tumbleweeds? The wind blows them about, so they can spread their seeds to grow the next generation.
[19:14:05] <chromas> Good point
[19:14:18] <chromas> oh wait, that means Big Maskโ„ข stonks will go down
[19:15:00] <Runaway1956> Most of them are happy to go down, since their CEOs are so diverse
[19:16:22] <FatPhil> Nah, I trust my own eyes, and the visceral reaction I get when I load a page and see 50 conspiracy theories or other bunk jumping out at me.
[19:16:59] <Runaway1956> I don't want to make any hasty accusations, but I suspect that FatPhil might be a conformist.
[19:17:04] <FatPhil> that was simply the first google result for ``naturalnews news bias'', other sites are available.
[19:17:30] <boru> Oh come on, you're using google. Of course you'll get slanted results.
[19:17:42] <FatPhil> wikipedia: "Natural News is an anti-vaccination conspiracy theory and fake news website known for promoting pseudoscience and far-right extremism."
[19:17:55] <Runaway1956> <boru>++
[19:18:03] <boru> Jesus man, use a non-slanted source.
[19:18:20] <FatPhil> what's your view on the stories it carries, then?
[19:18:33] <Runaway1956> With all the peudo-science in our court system, pseudo-science must be a goot thing
[19:18:33] <boru> But on a more serious point, I was reading an article about the coral reefs in the Philipines being really destroyed by dumped masks. It was sad to see.
[19:19:05] <boru> A lot of islands in Indonesia get forcefully shipped rubbish from other countries, and they're too poor to send it back.
[19:19:18] <boru> Err, micronesia and oceana, rather.
[19:19:27] <FatPhil> The guy behind the site doesn't believe HIV causes AIDS - please tell me how reliable you think he is as a source on medical information?
[19:19:41] <boru> Ergo, a lot of the crap ends up in the ocean and is swept away to reefs by the currents.
[19:20:07] * Runaway1956 doesn't believe in AIDS
[19:20:49] <FatPhil> I Think you'll find that lefties got behind the "irresponsible litter disposal is bad" principle decades ago.
[19:21:13] <boru> Lots of people have bonkers ideas and opinions, alas, the conspiracy theorist accusation has largely been weaponised to silence dissidents over the last 50 years.
[19:21:36] <Runaway1956> First, we had Pete Buttplug, now it's Marica Fudge. Next?
[19:21:54] <boru> And that is something I strongly agree with. It has the Streisand effect for me; when I hear someone making the accusation, it usually piques my interest and I'll go and make up my own mind about it.
[19:21:57] <Runaway1956> s /Marica/Marcia/
[19:23:34] <boru> A good example was people making accusations about Tuskeegee, or Operation Mockingbird, or US defence technology, or mass surveilance by companies like facebook and google. Low and behold, decades later, they turned out to not be conspiracy theories at all.
[19:24:55] <boru> Long story short, saying a website is bad because the founder has some bonkers ideas is a bit disingenuous.
[19:26:12] <Runaway1956> https://bioengineer.org
[19:26:14] <systemd> ^ 03How a ladybug warps space-time
[19:26:30] <Runaway1956> The story is less interesting than the headline - don't think I'll submit it
[19:27:26] <boru> FatPhil; take zerohedge for example -- there are a lot of alarmist opinion pieces posted there, but would you say that the website should be shunned and not taken seriously?
[19:27:56] <Runaway1956> Actually, <boru> some here have suggested exactly that
[19:28:05] <boru> I'm using that as an example, because iirc, you read it from time to time.
[19:28:42] <boru> Runaway1956; people are entitled to their opinions, but I know FP to be reasonable and rationally minded, except when it comes to beer.
[19:29:12] <Runaway1956> Well, he is irrational when it comes to beer.
[19:29:33] <Runaway1956> It makes me wonder about East Stonians in general.
[19:29:46] <boru> You lot over on that side of the pond are irrational when it comes to beer! Pot meet kettle!
[19:30:16] <Runaway1956> Well, sheeeit! I been saying that ever since I drank my first ale!
[19:30:23] <boru> Putting all sorts into it with feckless abandon!
[19:30:25] <Runaway1956> Pilsener hardly ranks as a beer!
[19:31:36] <boru> I'm fond of ale. It used to be stout only for me, when I drank beer, as I'm largely a whiskey drinker. But that said, since moving here to Bavaria, I've grown accustomed to the local breweries in the Summer.
[19:32:53] <boru> The guys up north are more fond of their Pils, however.
[19:33:10] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[19:33:12] <systemd> ^ 03Lou Ottens, inventor of cassette tapes and CDs, dead at 94
[19:33:17] <boru> They serve it in these tiny glasses. It's very silly.
[19:34:08] <Runaway1956> Well, the metric world no longer has pints and quarts
[19:34:26] <boru> We still have pints in Ireland, and they have them in the UK as well.
[19:34:53] <Runaway1956> =submit https://phys.org
[19:34:55] <boru> Some spirits can still be bought in imperial quantities, also.
[19:34:57] <systemd> โœ“ Sub-ccess! "03Bioaccumulation of Phased-out Fire Retardants is Slowly Declining in Bald Eagles" (7p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:35:54] <Runaway1956> I'd like to have an Imperial Valley of the 20 best beers, please.
[19:36:19] <boru> You'll get a yard if you drink it in one go.
[19:36:50] <boru> Such is the tradition.
[19:36:56] <Runaway1956> I usually come up for air mid-valley.
[19:37:03] <boru> How much is a valley?
[19:37:17] <boru> A yard's 2.5 pints or thereabouts.
[19:37:35] <boru> One of these: https://upload.wikimedia.org
[19:37:41] <Runaway1956> https://en.wikipedia.org
[19:37:42] <systemd> ^ 03Imperial Valley
[19:38:05] <boru> Ah, I see what you did there.
[19:38:15] <Runaway1956> As you can see, a valley is much larger than a yard
[19:38:23] <boru> Quite.
[19:38:42] <boru> I'd say you'd qualify as a pint man after that.
[19:39:43] <Runaway1956> I suppose I should link to some article about my ancestor, Paul Bunyan.
[19:40:08] <Runaway1956> https://en.wikipedia.org
[19:40:08] <systemd> ^ 03iPaul Bunyan/i and iBabe the Blue Ox/i
[19:40:51] <boru> Ah, I haven't come across that one.
[19:48:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Worldโ€™s First Supersonic Unmanned Combat Drone Reaches Speeds of Over 1,500mph - https://sylnt.us - post-f35-world
[19:49:38] <Runaway1956> https://bigleaguepolitics.com
[19:49:39] <systemd> ^ 03Sweden Reports Fewer Deaths in 2020 Than 2012
[20:15:05] <Runaway1956> https://www.upi.com
[20:15:07] <systemd> ^ 03Bear chases ski instructor down slope at Romanian resort
[20:21:08] <Runaway1956> That headline would be more interesting if it were a beer chasing a drinking instructor
[20:24:08] <Runaway1956> https://bbcbreakingnews.com
[20:24:11] <systemd> ^ 03Teacher loses it in class and begins hurling textbooks - My Blog
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[20:42:26] <FatPhil> Damn, I'm a bit late with this one:
[20:42:31] <FatPhil> International Women's Day, ~ or inseminate wanton lady?
[20:44:37] <chromas> only one wantan!
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[23:12:57] <Bytram> =yt iX_TFkut1PM
[23:12:58] <systemd> https://youtube.com - American Pie (08:37; 40,452,463 views; ๐Ÿ‘349,114 ๐Ÿ‘Ž34,479)
[23:18:46] <Bytram> =yt W8wpROHvehU
[23:18:47] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Brown bear chases skiers on Romania mountain slope (03:43; 1,311 views; ๐Ÿ‘37 ๐Ÿ‘Ž5)
[23:21:47] <Bytram> It's one thing when the bear is uphill from you. It's quite another when you're on the ski slope, it's down-slope from you. How ya gonna get by? Or do you think you can run uphill wearing a pair of skis?
[23:22:17] <chromas> Slide through the five-hole
[23:22:29] <Bytram> huh?
[23:22:44] <chromas> ski downhill and go between the legs
[23:22:57] <isocelated> ...like skifree?
[23:23:16] <chromas> exactly
[23:23:19] <Bytram> not sure how... can you demonstrate?
[23:23:32] <chromas> there aren't any slopes here
[23:23:37] <chromas> oh wait, can I still say that?
[23:24:20] <Bytram> s/a[^ ]*/eight/
[23:24:20] <SedBot> <Bytram> not sure how... ceight you demonstrate?
[23:24:27] <Bytram> chromas: s/a[^ ]*/eight/
[23:24:27] <SedBot> <Bytram> <chromas> oh weight can I still say that?
[23:25:11] <Bytram> that was more fun coming up with the regex than any joke value it may have had
[23:25:44] <Bytram> but seriously, watch the video and ask yourself what YOU would do?
[23:26:24] <Bytram> Hint: the trails are not narrow, but they are not that wide, either!
[23:26:44] <chromas> would you say they're...just right?
[23:27:52] <chromas> looks like the bear is uphill
[23:29:08] <Bytram> keep watching
[23:29:36] <chromas> where's muh sound?
[23:29:50] <Bytram> hunter2
[23:30:32] <chromas> so the camera was downhill from the bear, then stopped and stood around, then went back to the other side of the bear
[23:31:15] <chromas> Also forgot to boop the snoot
[23:32:43] <Bytram> As a teen, my dad and his buddy shot a black bear. Somehow, my dad got the pelt and has a bear rug made of it. The claws were a 1.3-2" long. Just one swipe, backed by those huge shoulders... buh bye!
[23:33:16] <chromas> cuddly doggos
[23:34:28] <Bytram> Laid out flat, it pretty much completely covered a full-size bed with paws hanging over the edges.
[23:35:09] <Bytram> incisors were a good inch or so long, too.
[23:38:46] <Bytram> Heard a story of a guy who shot a bear. Was gutting it out. bear twitched. Swiped the guy right across his chest. So you're out in the middle of nowhere, bleeding heavily. Not a good scene, by any means. ISTR he was able to get out of the woods and get help, but a scary scene, that's for sure!
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[23:48:37] <kyonko> let's encrypt!
[23:48:42] * kyonko clicks
[23:53:17] <Bytram> which reminds me...
[23:53:34] <Bytram> soylentnews' certs expire: April 11, 2021
[23:54:02] <kyonko> spin up a new one and self sign
[23:54:23] <kyonko> its the only way
[23:54:28] <kyonko> you know that thing...
[23:55:11] <Bytram> laters