#soylent | Logs for 2021-02-23
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[00:10:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ain't it just sad when texans try to imitate west coasters and fail so hard? https://notthebee.com
[00:10:19] <systemd> ^ 03Worst looters ever: San Antonio residents stripped this store of all the water stacked outside overnight. But they left money to pay for it all!
[00:15:06] <Bytram> notthebee == notfunnee
[00:15:31] <chromas> not a very good anagram
[00:41:39] <FatPhil> have I been summoned from my slumber?
[00:41:56] <FatPhil> notthebee.com = thence, be moot
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[00:59:53] <chromas> I enshaved by lumbersome menu form
[01:00:01] <chromas> I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
[01:10:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, notthebee == not the bee. the bee is humorous satire, notthebee is true stories.
[01:24:24] <FatPhil> that they selected because they saw humor in them.
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[01:29:09] <Runaway1956> TheMightyBuzzard - Texans are true failures - Okies and Arkies are almost as bad sometimes
[02:09:46] <Teckla> notthebee is dull.
[02:10:18] <Teckla> They clearly need new staff. Staff that's actually funny and clever.
[02:11:15] <AzumaHazuki> ?
[02:11:50] <Teckla> AzumaHazuki: Just another crazy right-wrong web site.
[02:12:10] <Teckla> There's so many to choose from these days.
[02:13:20] <AzumaHazuki> they kind of all say the same stuff though
[02:13:51] <AzumaHazuki> you know, there's been a permanent epistemological rupture here. much as i hate to say this a good chunk of the country has just completely lost touch with reality.
[02:13:58] <AzumaHazuki> more than anything else i think that's why i want out
[02:17:56] <Runaway1956> https://bigleaguepolitics.com
[02:17:57] <systemd> ^ 03Triggered Congressmen Seek Therapy for Trauma Endured Due to Infamous Jan. 6 U.S. Capitol Protest - Big League Politics
[02:19:46] <Runaway1956> https://www.upi.com
[02:19:47] <systemd> ^ 03Bomb squad finds 'suspicious package' contained cat, six newborn kittens
[02:20:38] <AzumaHazuki> i'm seeing systemd just posting random article discussions. assuming it's runaway hitting the sauce again and diarrhea-posting more of said right-wrong web sites? :D
[02:22:07] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:22:07] <systemd> ^ 03High fructose diets could cause immune system damage: New research deepens understanding of how fructose effects health.
[02:25:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Ferret is the First North American Endangered Animal to be Cloned - https://sylnt.us
[02:25:57] <Teckla> AzumaHazuki: My favorite crazy right-wing web sites are the ones that try to make it seem like conservatives/republicans are somehow victims.
[02:26:28] <AzumaHazuki> Teckla, they're insane. i've tried for years and years to be more charitable, but i'm done. they're nuts, and they willfully made themselves nuts
[02:26:45] <Teckla> "Poor us!" they weep and moan, like little crybabies.
[02:27:12] <Teckla> They weren't always nuts, but they sure are now.
[02:27:12] <AzumaHazuki> careful, you might get kickbanned for posting a "wall of venom" :D
[02:27:29] <AzumaHazuki> ...oh wait, you're not me so you'll be fine, LOL
[02:27:42] <chromas> Now who's the victim?
[02:27:53] <Bytram> =blame
[02:27:53] * systemd points at Bytram
[02:28:03] <Bytram> ;^)
[02:28:08] <AzumaHazuki> the ignore list is a wonderful thing
[02:28:15] <Runaway1956> https://pbs.twimg.com
[02:28:34] <Teckla> They're also spineless pussies now too, and don't even spank their misbehaving children anymore (like Trump and Greene). As a result, they're just going to get more crazy.
[02:28:50] <AzumaHazuki> watch it, Teckla. you'll be kickbanned cause you're meeeeeeean
[02:28:58] <AzumaHazuki> i mean, correct. yeah, correct.
[02:29:01] <Teckla> As a parent, believe me: if you don't punish your children for misbehaving, they just get worse.
[02:29:07] <Teckla> Heh.
[02:29:37] <Teckla> AzumaHazuki: Well, I can bash modern Democrats/liberals too. ;)
[02:29:47] <Runaway1956> Teckla beats children regularly, whether they need it or not
[02:29:59] <chromas> Runaway1956: bs; they always need it
[02:30:09] <Teckla> They're also nuts.
[02:30:15] <AzumaHazuki> so can i. there has been a lot to bash since 1996
[02:30:27] <chromas> I thought we all moved over to dash
[02:30:49] <Runaway1956> https://www.upi.com
[02:30:50] <systemd> ^ 03Puppy born in Oklahoma believed to be the first to survive with six legs
[02:31:12] <Teckla> Liberals have gone way overboard with PC, immigrant worship, etc.
[02:31:37] <Teckla> Two extremist parties. No adults in the room. It sucks. Sigh.
[02:31:47] <Runaway1956> It all boils down to one thing: Hatred of hetero white Christians
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[02:32:19] <Teckla> The right is faster in the crazy zone, though.
[02:32:45] <Teckla> All the word conspiracy theories, etc. certifiably nuts.
[02:32:51] <chromas> You shouldn't be boiling it. Try sautéing it
[02:33:10] <Teckla> s/faster/farther/
[02:33:24] <Runaway1956> Rendering is better than sauteeing
[02:33:27] <Teckla> s/word/weird/
[02:33:28] <SedBot> <Teckla> All the weird conspiracy theories, etc. certifiably nuts.
[02:33:47] <AzumaHazuki> how dare you be hateful and divisive =P
[02:33:49] <Teckla> Typos = time for bed. Goodnight!
[02:33:57] <AzumaHazuki> and for me, time for work
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[02:36:28] * Runaway1956 still doesn't understand men who buy junk vehicles, and spend their lives trying to fix them up
[02:37:22] <Runaway1956> "It only cost me $1000, all it needs is an engine, a transmission, a couple axles, a computer, fuel injection, and it should run nice!"
[02:37:49] <chromas> same reason you watch a movie or listen to a song
[02:38:19] <Runaway1956> No - my ability to travel is not dependent on one faulty song
[02:38:50] <Runaway1956> If the knucklehead already had one or more working vehicle, that would be different
[02:38:51] <Bytram> Runaway1956: I think you forgot something: gasoline!
[02:39:40] <Runaway1956> Nahhh, they steal the gasoline out of Mother's car
[02:39:40] <chromas> Why travel when you can work on toys at home?
[02:40:31] * Bytram yawns
[02:40:31] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[02:40:50] * Runaway1956 clicks the link "this one weird trick"
[02:42:17] <Runaway1956> Almost forgot - you have old mail.
[02:44:40] <Runaway1956> The evil wife drank the last of the coffee and gives me the evil eye when I act like I'm going to make a fresh pot
[02:44:50] <Runaway1956> I may have to just go to bed . . .
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[04:56:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX's First Private Flight to Put a 29-Year-Old American in Orbit - https://sylnt.us
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[07:28:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk: SpaceX will Double Starlink's Satellite Internet Speeds in 2021 - https://sylnt.us
[10:00:59] <FatPhil> Runaway1956: a got an email from an ooooooold friend that I've not seen for well over a decade last week - part of her catch-up news was that her husband has finally completed the Fort Cortina Mk. 5 that he's been working on for nearly 20 years! Don't knock it, some people like that kind of hobby.
[10:18:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Europe's Aviation Safety Agency is Planning an Eco Ranking for Flights - https://sylnt.us - cargo-in-the-hold-is-entirely-weightless
[10:49:26] <Ingar> coincidently, I jsut find out there's a flight simulator center a few 100m from where I work :D
[10:51:04] <Ingar> Besides "Europe's Aviation Safety" -> lol
[10:51:41] <Ingar> the routes airplanes have to follow here are determined by money
[10:52:03] <Ingar> the richer the area you live in, the lower the chance an airplane will fly over your house
[10:52:48] <Ingar> ore you do like Brussels proper, and actually change the airplane eco rankings
[10:52:54] <Ingar> so noisy planes have to detour
[11:45:10] <FatPhil> that's crazy talk, you seem to be under the misapprehansion that sound pollution is actually a thing, and even if it was, there's no way it could be measured!
[11:45:32] <FatPhil> s/han/hen/
[11:45:32] <SedBot> <FatPhil> that's crazy talk, you seem to be under the misapprehension that sound pollution is actually a thing, and even if it was, there's no way it could be measured!
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[12:47:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FAA, Japan Ground Boeing 777s after United Jet Engine Failure - https://sylnt.us
[14:00:49] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:00:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5503
[14:00:53] <Bytram> !uid
[14:00:53] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 14189, owned by Jack
[14:02:19] * Bytram waits for someone to register UID 14190 as "Sprat" or "Be Nimble" or "Frost" or "and Jill" or ...
[14:23:09] <Fnord666> !uid
[14:23:10] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 14189, owned by Jack
[14:26:42] <AzumaHazuki> 14190 will be Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
[15:17:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Humans Had Never Seen a Spacecraft Land on Another Planet - https://sylnt.us
[15:50:49] <FatPhil> hahahah - khallow stepped on a mine of mine!
[15:52:15] <FatPhil> https://soylentnews.org
[15:52:17] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | A procrastinator's diary - 2021/02/22 ( https://soylentnews.org )
[15:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've been meaning to comment on that but i haven't gotten around to it yet
[15:52:37] <FatPhil> I knew c0lo's journal would be a goldmine
[15:58:21] <FatPhil> myriad internet points will be awarded to the person who identifies the comedy sketch I'm chanelling.
[16:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, congrats on having the most commented journal entry to date. by 52 comments.
[16:02:02] <Bytram> Really? I coulda sworn I'd seen more than that before!?
[16:02:14] <Bytram> unfortunately, gtg; back in a few hours.
[16:02:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> more than 328 on a journal?
[16:03:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[16:03:28] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of Subsentient (1111)
[16:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> he has two in the top ten, i don't even have one anymore.
[16:05:18] <Subsentient> My glory knows no bounds. ^^
[16:05:20] <Subsentient> Back later
[16:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> select concat("https:", url) as url, commentcount, ts from discussions where url like '%journal%' order by commentcount desc limit 10;
[16:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> +----------------------------------------------------------+--------------+---------------------+
[16:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> | url | commentcount | ts |
[16:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> +----------------------------------------------------------+--------------+---------------------+
[16:06:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 328 | 2020-07-14 00:06:27 |
[16:06:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 286 | 2020-08-22 23:46:17 |
[16:06:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 274 | 2020-08-10 00:24:14 |
[16:06:27] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of Subsentient (1111)
[16:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 268 | 2020-01-03 02:13:49 |
[16:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 256 | 2020-11-29 16:24:31 |
[16:06:31] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of DeathMonkey (1380)
[16:06:32] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of barbara hudson (6443)
[16:06:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 243 | 2021-02-09 07:20:35 |
[16:06:33] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of barbara hudson (6443)
[16:06:34] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of khallow (3766)
[16:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 231 | 2020-11-30 08:51:59 |
[16:06:38] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of Subsentient (1111)
[16:06:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 229 | 2021-02-01 07:41:26 |
[16:06:40] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of aristarchus (2645)
[16:06:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 223 | 2020-10-27 21:02:21 |
[16:06:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> | https://soylentnews.org | 223 | 2020-08-27 14:55:41 |
[16:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> +----------------------------------------------------------+--------------+---------------------+
[16:06:44] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of The Vocal Minority (2765)
[16:06:44] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of DannyB (5839)
[16:06:46] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of DeathMonkey (1380)
[16:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> welcome the biden solution to putting illegal immigrant children behind bars: https://media.notthebee.com
[16:11:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i expect it to be heralded as wonderful and humane by 95% of the people who accused trump of being a horrible child cager
[16:12:52] <FatPhil> I'da left the https: off those urls, damn bots!
[16:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> double the spam but half the effort for anyone what wants to visit
[16:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://babylonbee.com
[16:14:00] <systemd> ^ 03Apple Announces Innovative New Feature Android Won't Get Until Five Years Ago
[16:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://hackaday.com
[16:26:48] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:27:13] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:34:14] * AzumaHazuki backscrolls, sees hallow owned himself, knows it won't make a difference to a black hole of a mind like his
[17:35:15] <FatPhil> it's not a black hole, it's just ossified
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[17:47:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Concept for a New Storage Medium - https://sylnt.us
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[19:32:09] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: My bad. Read too quickly! I thought you said the total comment count was 52 -- now I see that was the margin of "victory", how many MORE comments it had vs 2nd place. Thanks for posting that!
[19:32:12] <Bytram> =blame
[19:32:12] * systemd points at Bytram
[19:55:45] <Runaway1956> I thought mathematicians figured out years ago that bees, or more specifically, bumblebees, can't fly
[19:56:10] <Runaway1956> You only see bees flying because the insects control your mind and make you believe
[19:59:52] <requerdanos> I am not sure that was the end conclusion of the science
[20:01:23] <kyonko> Runaway1956: bumblesbees fly because they are lightweight and move tiny wings extremely fast
[20:01:37] <kyonko> also, a hummingbirds physiology is unpossible
[20:01:48] <kyonko> sequoias, blue whales, also unpossible
[20:01:58] <kyonko> human god complex, unpossible
[20:02:25] <kyonko> ever saw that feinman british interview?
[20:02:40] <kyonko> the one where he talks about electricity and where it comes from
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[20:04:30] <kyonko> michiu kaku or was it NTDG said something about how we evolved not to feel the weight of the air over us at sea level
[20:04:40] <kyonko> COME ON MAN
[20:04:51] <kyonko> 500,000
[20:05:08] <FatPhil> if michiu kaku said it, it was almost certainly complete fucking woowoo bullshit.
[20:05:33] <kyonko> lol been a while I heard of all those guys really
[20:05:51] <kyonko> name the CIS hall of fame scientists FatPhil
[20:05:54] <Runaway1956> How does one pronounce "michiu kaku"? Mitchy Kookoo?
[20:05:59] <FatPhil> the mathematician says bumblebees can't fly thing was an urban legend
[20:06:21] <kyonko> well, newton and leibniz both invented calculus
[20:06:35] <Runaway1956> The term "urban legend" wasn't even invented the first time I read that bumblebees can't fly.
[20:07:00] <requerdanos> Perhaps that far back such stories were simply known as "horse shit"
[20:07:07] <kyonko> hummingbirds shouldn't even exist
[20:07:21] <kyonko> digital computers too
[20:07:38] <Runaway1956> My non-digital computer exists!
[20:07:39] <kyonko> heavier than air flight, hell, space travel, just unpossible
[20:07:43] <requerdanos> we now have an arguably more refined vocabulary for falsehood, yet falsehood takes the lead. Maybe it's an arms race.
[20:08:06] <kyonko> FatPhil: how was it going for the sputnik vaccine developers stuck in closed cities in the CIS?
[20:08:16] <kyonko> putin is bitter he can't have estonia's top minds
[20:08:21] <FatPhil> it's a shame you've been carrying that falsity with you for so long, Runaway1956. Perhaps time to re-evaluate what things you consider true and false?
[20:08:40] <kyonko> remember when the soviet union was permanent?
[20:08:48] <FatPhil> nothing's permanent
[20:08:51] <requerdanos> If only there were a list of common misconceptions online somewhere.
[20:08:54] <Runaway1956> =submit https://reason.com qualified immunity gets qualified
[20:08:56] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08A Prison Guard Who Pepper-Sprayed an Inmate Without Provocation Got Qualified Immunity. SCOTUS Disag" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:09:05] <kyonko> "sputnik v"
[20:09:05] <FatPhil> thousand year reich barely managed 1% of its target
[20:09:08] <kyonko> what is it?
[20:09:10] <Runaway1956> FatPhil, should I stop believing in you?
[20:09:39] <kyonko> so the CIS found an immunization for the common cold circa AD2021
[20:09:39] <FatPhil> if you can create a pantheon without me, feel free
[20:10:06] <kyonko> circa 1955 they had the artificial sun thing that blew up on nova zemlaya
[20:10:20] <requerdanos> As a rule of thumb, if you don't believe bees can fly, the sky's the limit with what real things you can choose to not believe.
[20:10:22] * Runaway1956 instructs his AI to create 10,000 pantheons without FatPhil
[20:10:26] <kyonko> COME ON MAN
[20:10:38] <kyonko> wasn't it about time they immunized for the common cold?
[20:10:45] <Runaway1956> GIMME A BREAK MAN!
[20:10:54] <kyonko> what took them so long?
[20:10:59] <requerdanos> FER CRYIN OUT etc.
[20:11:04] <kyonko> 23 SKIDDOO
[20:11:10] <kyonko> HERE'S THE DEAL
[20:11:13] <FatPhil> requerdanos: the problem is believing that an anonymous, always anonymous, "mathematician" or "scientist" *proved* that bees can't fly.
[20:11:14] <Runaway1956> Kilroy was here.
[20:11:38] <kyonko> FatPhil: before principia what was there?
[20:11:43] <requerdanos> yeah, but even that doesn't story doesn't account for continued bee flight.
[20:11:44] <kyonko> opticks is based on principia
[20:12:30] <kyonko> physical reality only feels solid, to us, because we evolved not to feel transparency
[20:12:43] <kyonko> but tell that to a hypersonic missile at sea level
[20:12:52] * Runaway1956 considers decadent indulgences and settles for soaking in a hot tub for awhile
[20:13:09] <requerdanos> smoking in a... oh, soaking.
[20:13:30] <FatPhil> kyonko: he had a few mathematical works before principia
[20:14:45] <FatPhil> his work on kepler's laws of planetary motion was pre-principia, for example.
[20:14:46] <kyonko> FatPhil: yeah but he had to bootstrap his math
[20:15:18] <kyonko> oh big things going in circles isn't as complex as opticks between you and the screen
[20:15:33] <kyonko> I have LCD screens and LED screens and a CRT in my home
[20:15:58] <FatPhil> Yeah, he was working on infinite series and limits and things first, principia was his magnum opus afterwards.
[20:16:31] <kyonko> I was on the edge of my seat with a feinman lecture, I thought he was talking about opticks and then its about waves
[20:16:39] <kyonko> and a student asks about lasers
[20:17:01] <kyonko> he said, this wasnt about lasers, but the general spectrum of electromagnetism
[20:17:55] <kyonko> I wonder if I can google that photo of neils bohr with his art of the atom
[20:17:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meet Vandi Verma: The Roboticist Who Drove NASA’s Perseverance to Mars - https://sylnt.us - Makers-India
[20:19:29] <kyonko> I found bohr's hand written notes
[20:20:53] <requerdanos> you can probably sell them for quite a price; just make sure it's to a reputable scientific interest
[20:21:13] <kyonko> people in those days wrote in unintelligible cursive
[20:21:21] <kyonko> shorthandish
[20:21:29] <requerdanos> as opposed to today's neat, legible scrawlings?
[20:21:45] <kyonko> OCR
[20:22:11] <Bytram> and, IIRC, it was not in English, either
[20:22:26] <Bytram> not even American
[20:24:56] <kyonko> some viking in the 20th century
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[20:27:13] <Bytram> https://edition.cnn.com
[20:27:15] <systemd> ^ 03Live updates: Tiger Woods injured in car crash
[20:27:50] <kyonko> FatPhil: you ever saw that picture of the first soviet fat man type plutonium bomb that had two large eyes?
[20:28:35] <Bytram> Tiger Woods golfing season was already on pause following a back operation he had just last month – the fifth back operation of his career. ( https://cnn.com )
[20:28:38] <systemd> ^ 03Tiger Woods puts season on hold after fifth back operation ( https://www.cnn.com )
[20:30:53] <FatPhil> Kyonko: I have not
[20:34:25] <kyonko> FatPhil: have you seen the photo of the infamous "first stage" of the tsar bomba which is the size of a basketball?
[20:35:21] <kyonko> https://images.fineartamerica.com
[20:36:14] <kyonko> https://images.newscientist.com
[20:44:42] <kyonko> https://wp-assets.futurism.com
[20:46:54] <kyonko> https://media.springernature.com
[20:47:37] <pinchy> gosh darn atomists
[20:48:28] <kyonko> even australian aboriginals know the world is made of atoms
[20:49:14] <kyonko> I won't be an easy find, but there is a photo of neils bohr at a chalkboard with a chalk image of the way aboriginals see atoms
[20:50:07] <kyonko> shatter the nucleus of the heavy elements and you get new elements with half lives longer than the time the universe has existed
[20:53:09] <kyonko> https://render.fineartamerica.com
[20:58:54] <kyonko> https://media.gettyimages.com
[20:59:06] <kyonko> wow, my brain confused nehru with rahman
[21:01:17] <kyonko> and at first I thought that was a microphone
[21:13:40] * Subsentient spews chunky vomit all over the floor, ceiling, and walls
[21:14:02] <kyonko> chunky?
[21:14:07] <kyonko> like the campbell's soup?
[21:14:11] <Subsentient> But of course
[21:14:19] <kyonko> I
[21:14:27] <kyonko> am on a sodium restricted diet
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[21:18:08] <kyonko> https://soylentnews.org
[21:18:09] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | 1977: Zork ( https://soylentnews.org )
[21:27:04] <kyonko> https://soylentnews.org
[21:27:05] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | 1977: Zork ( https://soylentnews.org )
[21:32:19] <kyonko> https://soylentnews.org
[21:32:20] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Male Chastity Device Maker Says It's Now Totally Safe! ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[21:47:27] <kyonko> I wonder what Azuma looks like in a swimsuit
[21:47:44] <kyonko> even when she was fat, she probably had a brazilian body for an EE white girl
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[21:52:37] <kyonko> https://soylentnews.org
[21:52:38] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Male Chastity Device Maker Says It's Now Totally Safe! ( https://soylentnews.org )
[21:59:37] <Fnord666> Uggh. Sodium retricted diets stink.
[22:03:04] <Bytram> Aadly, there's already too much salt already added to prepared foods -- I doubt I'm getting enough iodine as I almost never add salt to food.
[22:03:15] <Bytram> s/A/S/
[22:03:15] <SedBot> <Bytram> Sadly, there's already too much salt already added to prepared foods -- I doubt I'm getting enough iodine as I almost never add salt to food.
[22:03:28] <Bytram> =g sources of iodine in diet
[22:03:29] <systemd> https://ods.od.nih.gov - Office of Dietary Supplements: Iodine
[22:04:49] <Bytram> Fish (such as cod and tuna), seaweed, shrimp, and other seafood, which are generally rich in iodine
[22:04:49] <Bytram> Dairy products (such as milk, yogurt, and cheese), which are major sources of iodine in American diets
[22:04:49] <Bytram> Iodized salt, which is readily available in the United States and many other countries*
[22:05:52] * Bytram likes yogurt -- didn't know it contained iodine!
[22:06:12] * chromas flibbles Bytram's goiter
[22:07:03] <Bytram> Goitrogens are substances that interfere with the way the body uses iodine. They are present in some plant foods including soy, and cruciferous vegetables such as cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower and brussels sprouts.
[22:07:36] <Fnord666> Well there goes the Kimchi!
[22:07:54] <Bytram> That... stinks!
[22:08:16] <Fnord666> =)
[22:08:40] <Fnord666> afk. biab
[22:11:18] <chromas> we're all soybois here
[22:11:41] <chromas> Also, bees don't fly, the universe does
[22:13:02] <halibut> requerdanos: I'm a little late to the party, and it sounds like you might be aware of this article already, but I think it's worth posting: https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:13:04] <systemd> ^ 03List of common misconceptions - Wikipedia
[22:13:12] <halibut> I originally learned about it from XKCD.
[22:13:39] <halibut> It even specifically mentions the bumblebee misconception, and links to a little more information about it: https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:13:40] <systemd> ^ 03Bumblebee - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[22:14:20] <chromas> What about the fumblebee?
[22:14:24] <kyonko> Fnord666: its not as bad as you think
[22:14:31] <kyonko> Fnord666: you STILL NEED sodium
[22:14:46] <Bytram> chromas: you mean the bumbleflea?
[22:14:51] <kyonko> after a long time of this, I can identify excess sodium foods fast
[22:14:52] <halibut> Apparently, somebody /did/ compute that flight was impossible as early as 1934, but that was based on incorrect assumptions about what happens at the scale of bumblebees.
[22:15:09] <kyonko> in 1934 they didn't know bumblebees had DNA
[22:15:44] <kyonko> shit mars might as well have had mud cities and civilization in 1886
[22:16:24] <kyonko> from 1886 point of view, mars might be perfect global climate for humans for all we know
[22:16:45] <kyonko> CANALS ON MARS!
[22:16:59] <kyonko> what we now know, is that there was flow of water from north to south pole
[22:17:19] <Bytram> =g OshKosh electric truck usps
[22:17:20] <systemd> https://www.trucks.com - Oshkosh Teams With Ford On $6-Billion USPS Mail Truck Bid ...
[22:17:35] <Bytram> =g OshKosh electric truck usps -trucks.com
[22:17:36] <systemd> https://www.cnet.com - USPS is about to plug into electric mail carriers, thanks to Biden ...
[22:17:44] <Bytram> =g OshKosh electric truck usps -trucks.com -gnet
[22:17:45] <systemd> https://www.cnet.com - USPS is about to plug into electric mail carriers, thanks to Biden ...
[22:17:54] <Bytram> =g OshKosh electric truck usps -trucks.com -cnet
[22:17:55] <systemd> https://www.greenbiz.com - 8 electric truck and van companies to watch in 2020 | Greenbiz
[22:18:44] <halibut> I understand that when speaking of sodium in a nutritional sense, one means compounds which produce sodium ions in water. Nevertheless, I cannot help but think of what a bad idea it would be to actually consume sodium (in raw metallic elemental form).
[22:19:13] <halibut> Ditto potassium.
[22:20:09] <kyonko> halibut: oh I can taste sodium ions
[22:20:24] <Bytram> if still in doubt, just lob a few grams into a pond
[22:20:34] <kyonko> it gets hot and goes ballistic
[22:20:48] <kyonko> the worst one is elemental phosphorus
[22:20:51] <kyonko> which you NEED
[22:20:56] <kyonko> NEED NEED NEED
[22:21:01] <Bytram> makes "Pop Rocks" seem like absolutely tame appetizers
[22:21:02] <kyonko> we are death
[22:21:05] <kyonko> we are cancer
[22:21:07] <chromas> I just lick my sodium bar to get what I need
[22:21:11] <Bytram> =w "Pop Rocks"
[22:21:12] <systemd> Pop Rocks is a candy, owned by Zeta Espacial S.A. Pop Rocks ingredients include sugar, lactose (milk sugar), and flavoring. It differs from typical hard - https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:21:24] <kyonko> Pop Rocks are mexican?
[22:21:53] <Bytram> Pop Rocks is a candy, owned by Zeta Espacial S.A.[1] Pop Rocks ingredients include sugar, lactose (milk sugar), and flavoring. It differs from typical hard candy in that pressurized carbon dioxide gas bubbles are embedded inside of the candy, creating a small popping reaction when it dissolves in one's mouth.
[22:22:08] <kyonko> ...
[22:22:42] <kyonko> all that shit reminds me of public schooling
[22:23:09] <kyonko> phosphoric acid in coca cola is just ass
[22:25:28] <Bytram> heh!
[22:25:29] <Bytram> Rumors persisted that eating Pop Rocks and drinking soda would cause a person's stomach to boil and explode.[10] This was, in part, caused by the false assumption that Pop Rocks contain an acid/base mixture (such as baking soda and vinegar) which produces large volumes of gas when mixed through chewing and saliva.[11
[22:25:48] <kyonko> boil?
[22:25:53] <kyonko> like in space, right?
[22:25:57] <kyonko> "your blood boils"
[22:26:33] <kyonko> how the fuck do you even see air boil?
[22:26:53] <kyonko> pure caffeine sublimates
[22:27:04] <kyonko> its an interesting cut for cocaine
[22:28:13] <kyonko> googled azuma's real name and I got a comment on a website blog
[22:29:24] <Runaway1956> I'll have my turtle with mayonnaise, please
[22:29:29] <Runaway1956> https://www.scmp.com
[22:29:30] <systemd> ^ 03In Israel, mayo provides miracle for endangered turtles after oil spill
[22:29:47] <chromas> Even better than miracle whip?
[22:32:45] <Bytram> gotta give him credit for coming out of his shell
[22:36:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OnionShare 2.3 Adds Tabs, Anonymous Chat, Better Command Line Support, and Quite a Bit More - https://sylnt.us - Onions-have-layers
[22:37:30] <kyonko> how much volumes of gas does baking soda and vinegar actually produce? besides a fucking mess?
[22:38:09] <kyonko> mentos and diet coke seems dangerous tho
[22:50:30] <FatPhil> for bicarb+acetic, just do the stoichiometry, and apply the natural gas law, high school stuff
[22:50:46] <kyonko> ugh FatPhil you mean like the nashville at&t bomber
[22:51:10] <kyonko> natural gas law? you mean advogadros?
[22:51:17] <Bytram> FatPhil: yep, high school stuff, indeed
[22:51:18] <FatPhil> PV=NRT
[22:51:30] <kyonko> yeah you make it look like a tool
[22:51:32] <FatPhil> a mole is a mole is a mole
[22:51:41] <kyonko> moles are an SI unit of measure
[22:51:53] <Bytram> even when it goes underground!
[22:52:00] <FatPhil> I don't think they should be
[22:52:05] <kyonko> Bytram: yeah that was funny
[22:52:22] <FatPhil> To me it's a unitless constant, a scaling factor, nothing more.
[22:52:24] <Bytram> so, are you saying you can dig it?
[22:52:25] <kyonko> Bytram: the basement freight gates blew upwards
[22:52:44] <kyonko> Bytram: I can dig the dark side of the moon
[22:52:59] <kyonko> Bytram: I've seen the moon do strange things maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
[22:53:01] <Bytram> kyonko: s/dark/fr/
[22:53:14] * FatPhil ponders the fark side of the moon
[22:53:25] <FatPhil> does fark even still exist?
[22:53:28] <Bytram> it's prolly seen us do strange things, too
[22:53:43] <Bytram> https://fark.com
[22:53:44] <kyonko> every radio signal is a projection of the emitting LC circuit, untill it reflects, then it turns inside out
[22:53:44] <systemd> ^ 03Drew Curtis' FARK.com ( https://www.fark.com )
[22:53:58] <FatPhil> Bytram: https://www.youtube.com
[22:54:00] <systemd> ^ 03John Lewis Christmas Advert 2015 #ManOnTheMoon
[22:54:17] <Bytram> =w FARK
[22:54:18] <systemd> Fark is a community website created by Drew Curtis that allows members to comment on a daily batch of news articles and other items from various websites - https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:54:18] <kyonko> if not for roman letters, how long would we figure out the universe with reflections?
[22:54:30] <Bytram> =w FARK -drew
[22:54:30] <systemd> O RLY? is an Internet phenomenon, typically presented as an image macro featuring a snowy owl. The phrase "O RLY?", an abbreviated form of "Oh, really - https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:54:41] <kyonko> orly is old
[22:54:44] <kyonko> I wish I could back in time
[22:54:48] <kyonko> to when it was new
[22:54:57] <Bytram> O RLY?
[22:55:16] <Bytram> eternal September
[22:55:28] <kyonko> thats facebook
[22:55:28] <Bytram> =w eternal September
[22:55:29] <systemd> Eternal September or the September that never ended is Usenet slang for a period beginning in September 1993, the month that Internet service provider - https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:55:43] <kyonko> how did AOL have access to NSFnet?
[22:55:46] <Bytram> that was WAY before facebook
[22:55:51] <kyonko> al gore made internet public in 1994
[22:56:10] <kyonko> what the fuck is going on
[22:56:18] <Bytram> =w arpanet
[22:56:19] <systemd> The Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) was the first wide-area packet-switching network with distributed control and one of the first - https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:56:20] <kyonko> maybe AOL got a usenet uucp feed?
[22:56:58] <kyonko> usenet ran on uucp and tcp/ip
[22:57:13] <kyonko> uucp had commercial users
[22:57:50] <kyonko> no fucking way retard bbs AOL was going to be allowed on the internet before 1994
[22:58:03] <kyonko> all private and commercial entities are 1995
[22:58:15] <kyonko> yahoo was there I remember in 1994
[22:59:16] <Bytram> =w yahoo!
[22:59:17] <systemd> search engine Yahoo! Search, and related services, including Yahoo! Mail, Yahoo! News, Yahoo! Finance, Yahoo! Answers, Yahoo! Maps, Yahoo! Video, fantasy - https://en.wikipedia.org!
[22:59:41] <kyonko> I first saw the internet on a 68k pizza box mac in 1994
[22:59:46] <kyonko> I was in 2nd grade
[22:59:46] <Bytram> Yahoo! was founded by Jerry Yang and David Filo in January 1994 and was incorporated on March 2, 1995.[14][1
[23:00:02] <kyonko> it was netscape with yahoo
[23:00:08] <kyonko> with NEWS OF THE WORLD
[23:00:36] <kyonko> an image file on a web page was like a really big fucking deal
[23:00:38] <Bytram> I saw it via PR1ME computer where I was working at the time
[23:00:47] <Bytram> =w Morris Worm
[23:00:47] <systemd> The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988, was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet, and the first to gain significant - https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:01:01] <Bytram> I was online when that hit
[23:01:20] <kyonko> dial sprint allowed the first raw ppp routable internet access in 1994
[23:01:37] <kyonko> sounds very mitnick
[23:01:38] <Bytram> made for a couple *really* interesting days
[23:01:58] <kyonko> mitnick used dial sprint and oki 900 cell phones
[23:02:17] <Bytram> =g "The Morris Worm" Frances
[23:02:18] <systemd> https://www.taylorfrancis.com - Morris Worm (Internet Worm) | Taylor & Francis Group;
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[23:02:42] <Bytram> =g "Morris Worm" Frances Litorneau
[23:02:43] <systemd> [0 results]
[23:02:53] <Bytram> =g "Morris Worm" Fran Litorneau
[23:02:54] <systemd> [0 results]
[23:03:09] <Bytram> guess he took down his page
[23:03:18] <Bytram> =g Fran Litorneau
[23:03:18] <systemd> https://www.legacy.com - Robert Podolski Condolences | The Berkshire Eagle
[23:03:26] <kyonko> Oh his name is like that pedo middle school teacher?
[23:03:28] <Bytram> =g Fran Letorneau
[23:03:29] <systemd> https://www.sfchronicle.com - Which players are the Warriors considering for their top-5 NBA draft ...
[23:03:30] <kyonko> mary kay letourneau
[23:03:50] <Bytram> =g Fran Letorneau PR1ME
[23:03:50] <systemd> https://www.sfchronicle.com - After Klay Thompson's season-ending Achilles tear, Warriors face ...
[23:03:53] <kyonko> is eugene spafford "sp4f" still alive?
[23:04:09] <Bytram> ask the webs
[23:04:25] <Bytram> =g "eugene spafford"
[23:04:25] <systemd> https://spaf.cerias.purdue.edu - Gene Spafford's Personal Pages: Spaf's Home Page
[23:04:32] <Bytram> =w "eugene spafford"
[23:04:33] <systemd> Professor Eugene Howard Spafford Ph.D. Eugene Spafford speaks on computer security at Linux Forum 2000 in Copenhagen, Denmark. Born 1956 (age 64–65) Rocheseter - https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:04:36] <kyonko> They actually do call his fat ass "spaf"
[23:05:26] <Bytram> welp, time to do the dishes and catch a nap
[23:05:32] <Bytram> laters!
[23:13:55] <kyonko> https://zh-prod-1cc738ca-7d3b-4a72-b792-20bd8d8fa069.storage.googleapis.com
[23:14:55] <chromas> is it bad when the co detector starts yelling at me and says 999?
[23:16:07] <kyonko> CO?
[23:16:12] <kyonko> where?
[23:16:28] <kyonko> I tried to use one of those
[23:16:34] <kyonko> never got it to work for shit
[23:16:43] <kyonko> $60 rip off
[23:17:16] <kyonko> I bought an exergen thermometer..... not what I was expecting, still reports my temp as cool below 98.6
[23:19:31] <kyonko> you can calibrate these fuckers
[23:19:39] <kyonko> but the gas detector.. forget it
[23:25:28] <FatPhil> chromas: if you can't be arsed to react to the CO alarm, you should probably react to the CO alarm.
[23:26:25] <chromas> there's a bit of a weird smell over there too. I wonder if the exhaust from the water heater is leaking in
[23:26:40] <chromas> FatPhil++
[23:26:40] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 107
[23:29:16] <FatPhil> CO is odourless, but exhaust gases associated with incomplete combustion may have a funny odour. (one with a 'u' in it, say)
[23:29:56] <kyonko> CO is nearly CN
[23:30:11] <kyonko> an alchemist would say CO = CN
[23:30:18] <FatPhil> only a few protons, neutrons, and electrons out
[23:30:36] <FatPhil> and what are subatomic particles between friends
[23:30:56] <kyonko> between two eternities
[23:31:01] <kyonko> I am here
[23:31:09] <kyonko> DO EVERYTHING, YOLO
[23:31:41] <kyonko> chromas: why do you have a CO problem in the first place?
[23:31:54] <kyonko> You can produce a bit in a jar for testing sensors
[23:32:10] <kyonko> CO happens with incomplete combustion, its also flammable in oxygen into CO2
[23:32:27] <chromas> I have gas
[23:32:32] <chromas> so they're probably farticles
[23:32:46] <kyonko> we can't do shit about the homes we live in anyway
[23:32:50] <chromas> gas range, water heater, air heater, clothes heater
[23:32:59] <kyonko> all gas
[23:33:05] <kyonko> those produce CO2
[23:33:12] <kyonko> unless the O2 level drops in their intake
[23:33:28] <kyonko> i can't even
[23:33:40] <kyonko> what will they thunk of next, intake air warmers?
[23:33:46] <chromas> maybe the co metre is so cheap it can't tell the difference
[23:34:04] <kyonko> can you heat compressed air?
[23:34:13] <kyonko> yeah chromas , let me gues its a kidde
[23:34:24] <kyonko> those guy got sued
[23:34:38] <chromas> for their pr0ns?
[23:34:58] <kyonko> sure why not
[23:35:07] <chromas> do jet engines heat compressed air?
[23:35:18] <kyonko> jet engines barely even work
[23:35:35] <kyonko> the most powerful ones in freight are turbofans
[23:36:12] <kyonko> AFAIK, they can fly through thick clouds of rain
[23:36:38] <kyonko> thats what I remember from my childhood
[23:36:45] <kyonko> pilots going straight into cumulonimbus
[23:37:00] <kyonko> both as a passenger and as a ground observer