#soylent | Logs for 2021-02-13
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[00:02:25] <Bytram> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[00:02:26] <systemd> ^ 03S. Prestley Blake, a founder of Friendlyβs ice cream chain, dies at 106 ( https://www.washingtonpost.com )
[00:04:05] <AzumaHazuki> 106, wow
[00:04:15] <AzumaHazuki> ...think they'll put his corpse in cold storage? :D
[00:19:14] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: looks like your comment got an icy response.
[00:19:22] <AzumaHazuki> indeed
[00:19:32] <AzumaHazuki> you could say it had a chilling effect
[00:20:17] <Bytram> That's cold, man; really cold!
[00:21:34] <Bytram> Was Friendly's the chain that advertised the happy ending desert sundae?
[00:21:51] <AzumaHazuki> please tell me that didn't involve a banana somewhere in it
[00:21:53] <Bytram> Or was that Denny's? Or...?
[00:22:18] <Bytram> =yt the Banana Splits
[00:22:19] <systemd> https://youtube.com - THE BANANA SPLITS Official Trailer (2019) Horror Movie HD (01:38; 4,154,200 views; π56,175 π6,238)
[00:22:38] <Bytram> =yt the Banana Splits -official -trailer
[00:22:39] <systemd> https://youtube.com - The Banana Splits Movie Cover With Abandoned By Disney & Others (03:15; 4,448 views; π67 π6)
[00:22:47] <Bytram> =yt the Banana Splits -official -trailer -movie
[00:22:47] <systemd> https://youtube.com - The Banana Splits EP#1: Joining of The Knights Opening sketch Comparison (01:36; 11,353 views; π130 π2)
[00:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt banana splits the dickies
[00:41:19] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- The Dickies - Banana Splits
[00:51:41] <Sulla> Is a banana split defined as a specific three flavors + banana, any three different flavors + banana, or just icecream + banana
[01:00:18] <AzumaHazuki> ...that's what the cast of 5 Nights at Freddy's reminds me of, an evil version of the Banana Splits here
[01:15:24] <Bytram> =yt coconuts and bananas
[01:15:25] <systemd> Search failed: Key not found: likeCount (std/json.d: 641)
[01:15:36] <Bytram> o_O
[01:15:43] <Bytram> =yt coconuts and bananas
[01:15:43] <systemd> Search failed: Key not found: likeCount (std/json.d: 641)
[01:16:07] <Bytram> it's reproducible, as least!
[01:16:10] <Bytram> =blame
[01:16:10] * systemd points at Bytram
[01:16:16] <Bytram> =)
[01:22:12] <Bytram> https://www.cnn.com
[01:22:14] <systemd> ^ 03A cheerleading competition that may draw 40,000 people raises concerns about a superspreader event ( https://www.cnn.com )
[01:23:40] <Bytram> ^^^ ...the event is taking place just as the new, more contagious Covid-19 variant is becoming more widespread in Atlanta. "The fear is that these people will gather and then take the variant home with them to their communities and plant the seed," [Mercer University School of Medicine assistant professor Amber] Schmidtke told WXIA.
[01:39:43] <Sulla> Sporting events in general, with large numbers of condenced people yelling, seem like an easy vector
[01:54:40] <Bytram> Yes, but this is even worse. There are teams coming from all across the country. One of the new COVID-19 strains has reached their area, never mind what any of the participants bring WITH them. Cheerleading involves lots of exertion and yelling (i.e. easy transmission. When the competition is over, they all return to their home city/state -- and spread whatever they caught to their home area.
[01:56:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Worldβs First 3D Bioprinted and Cultivated Ribeye Steak is Revealed - https://sylnt.us - early-investors-get-a-ribbing
[01:56:48] <Bytram> Sorta like that Sturgis bike festival in that ended up being a huge spreader event. See how the Dakotas are #1 and #2 on this list: https://www.worldometers.info
[01:56:49] <systemd> ^ 03403 Forbidden
[01:57:24] <Bytram> corretion: https://www.worldometers.info
[01:57:25] <systemd> ^ 03United States Coronavirus: 28,106,704 Cases and 492,521 Deaths - Worldometer
[02:04:07] <Bytram> # Cases per 1 million population: (North Dakota: 129,210) ; (South Dakota: 124,419)
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[02:22:04] * Runaway1956 resents not being invited to a superspreader event
[02:22:32] <Runaway1956> #weather Texarkana, Tx
[02:22:33] <MrPlow> Texarkana College, 2500 North Robison Rd, Texarkana, TX 75599, USA - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 34/27F, Humidity: 77%, Precip: 15%, Wind ~8mph. Sat: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 40/21F, Humidity: 67%, Precip: 12%, Wind ~8mph. Sun: "Foggy overnight." 27/14F, Humidity: 73%, Precip: 46%, Wind ~10mph.
[02:23:09] <Bytram> #weather boca chica, TX
[02:23:12] <MrPlow> 4911 Boca Chica, Henderson County, TX 75148, USA - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 33/26F, Humidity: 77%, Precip: 17%, Wind ~11mph. Sat: "Overcast throughout the day." 36/25F, Humidity: 70%, Precip: 14%, Wind ~12mph. Sun: "Foggy overnight." 29/8F, Humidity: 75%, Precip: 48%, Wind ~13mph.
[02:23:17] * Runaway1956 wanders into the bedroom to spread that old wool blanket across the bottom half of the bed
[02:23:57] <Runaway1956> Below freezing way down on the Gulf is pretty unusual I think
[02:25:05] <Bytram> have a great night everybody!
[02:25:54] <Runaway1956> g'night
[02:26:05] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.phoronix.com
[02:26:07] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03AMD is Currently Hiring More Linux Engineers - Phoronix" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:32:45] <Runaway1956> Pret-ty!
[02:32:49] <Runaway1956> https://www.freep.com
[02:32:51] <systemd> ^ 03Blue ice in Straits of Mackinac.
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[03:08:15] * bacteria sneezes
[03:25:57] <chromas> What in covidation
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[05:35:25] <chromas> Something must've happened a few days ago. Suddenly getting 20+ spams a day to my ms account
[05:35:32] <chromas> perhaps the hotmails were haxxed
[05:41:37] <bacteria> your popular, hun, that's all
[06:44:45] <chromas> well it's about time
[06:47:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Equation of State for Insect Swarms - https://sylnt.us - I-ran-I-ran-so-far-away
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[07:00:57] <c0lo> =submit https://www.news.com.au
[07:01:05] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03Hildebrandβs Hacker Really a βHeroβ" (36p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:02:02] <c0lo> =submit the-enemy-of-the-people https://www.abc.net.au
[07:02:06] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03White House Suspends Joe Biden Aide Who Reportedly Threatened Politico Journalist - ABC News" (39p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:03:14] <c0lo> =submit https://www.politico.com
[07:03:16] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03Biden Administration Aims to Close Guantanamo Detention Facility" (3p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:36:43] <c0lo> =submit https://www.techradar.com
[07:36:45] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03iOS 14.5 Wants to Keep Your Internet Use Well Away From Google" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:40:53] <c0lo> =submit for-horny-green-people https://www.lifehacker.com.au
[07:40:56] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03How to Properly Dispose of Your Unwanted Sex Toys" (3p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:48:26] <c0lo> =submit https://www.newscientist.com
[07:48:33] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03Young Galaxies Grow Up Faster Than Astronomers Previously Thought" (13p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:48:49] <c0lo> =doi 10.1126/science.abc1893
[07:48:52] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b>:<br/>Federico Lelli, Enrico M. Di Teodoro, Filippo Fraternali, <em>et al</em>. <b>A massive stellar bulge in a regularly rotating galaxy 1.2 billion years after the Big Bang</b> [$], <cite>Science</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1126/science.abc1893">10.1126/science.abc1893</a>)</p>
[08:03:47] <c0lo> =submit https://hubblesite.org
[08:03:51] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03Hubble Uncovers Concentration of Small Black Holes" (11p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:04:21] <c0lo> =yt ifwJ9ueDgBs
[08:04:22] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Hubble Uncovers Concentration of Small Black Holes (02:42; 91,272 views; π655 π9)
[08:06:33] <c0lo> =submit https://www.sciencemag.org
[08:06:35] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03Hopes Evaporate for the Superheavy Element Flerovium Having a Long Life" (12p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:08:42] <c0lo> =submit https://jakartaglobe.id
[08:08:46] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03Collaborative Robots, or Cobots, Set to Benefit Businesses in Asia" (17p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:11:20] <chromas> https://boingboing.net
[08:11:21] <systemd> ^ 03Cops playing copyrighted music to stop video of them being posted online
[08:12:01] <c0lo> =submit https://www.mentalfloss.com
[08:12:03] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03It's Official: Uranus Smells Like Farts" (6p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:25:58] <c0lo> Congrats, usians, looks like you finally got the idea of flattening the curve. What took you so long? https://www.worldometers.info
[08:25:59] <systemd> ^ 03United States Coronavirus: 28,106,704 Cases and 492,521 Deaths - Worldometer ( https://www.worldometers.info )
[09:05:01] <Ingar> is it safe to smell farts? can they contain coronavirus?
[09:05:25] <Ingar> shouldn't people be wearing ass masks
[09:06:39] <FatPhil> if you're not wearing 2 layers of cloth over your arse, then you're probably not the kind of person I wanna hang around with.
[09:07:00] <FatPhil> and you did the loon shiboleth - you counted "masks".
[09:07:18] <Ingar> don't worry, I'm skinny. In this kind of weather I have more layers than ogres
[09:07:58] <FatPhil> wasn't shrek an ogre? he had 0 layers. More than 0 really isn't hard.
[09:08:26] * Ingar hands FatPhil an onion
[09:17:05] <chromas> /me contributes some garlic
[09:24:27] <FatPhil> if you think a layer of onions or garlic is a "layer", then you must have confused me for a Frenchman.
[09:30:14] <chromas> "If you think a layer (of x or y) is a layer"
[09:44:08] * c0lo pinging janrinok to weight on FatPhil's onion and garlic layers
[09:49:56] <FatPhil> as long as he's got a bell on his bicycle, I'll hear him from miles off
[09:50:36] <chromas> (di-ding!) on your alt-right!
[09:51:15] <FatPhil> I heard that from kilometres away!
[09:53:42] * c0lo steals the bullocks that pull chromas' bicycle
[09:54:34] <chromas> not my bullocks! I really stepped in it now
[09:56:27] * c0lo gives back chromas his bollocks, promises to never steal them again
[09:56:56] * FatPhil stands in the cue for bullocks - can I have sandra?
[09:57:26] <chromas> moo
[09:57:58] <chromas> You may have GNU/sandra
[09:59:11] * c0lo doesn't trust FatPhil he can speed up enough for sandra
[09:59:12] <FatPhil> Oh - for reference, that nice polite FatPhil that you once knew is gone - I'm officially a grumpy old man now!
[10:01:14] <chromas> grats on the bday
[10:01:38] <chromas> here, put your mask on and blow on these candles
[10:01:59] <FatPhil> g/f's teh kind of bastard who'd try that in real life
[10:02:27] * c0lo likes FatPhil g/f
[10:02:36] <chromas> firecrackers for candles. takes care of the distribution to all at the party
[10:02:52] <FatPhil> ever since midnight last night, random bottles of beer dressed up in strange folk costumes have appeared all round the flat. Not sure of the message she's trying to tell.
[10:03:18] <FatPhil> one of them *was* a viking vomiting blood, I'm sure of it.
[10:03:30] <FatPhil> she insists it was his beard, but she's wrong.
[10:03:32] * c0lo if you grow a beer belly, do it properly
[10:03:49] <chromas> Probably an Alice reference. "Drink me", "eat me"
[10:07:34] <FatPhil> I once knew a girl called Alice. I think she said such things.
[10:11:11] <chromas> she and her friend Bob are always sending messages
[10:12:06] <FatPhil> So my mate Eve tells me
[10:35:44] <c0lo> =yt CsrfovOPcjk
[10:35:45] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Who the Fuck is Alice? (03:57; 11,347,935 views; π47,911 π2,457)
[10:44:40] <FatPhil> if that's who I think it is - I've seen him live@
[10:44:52] <FatPhil> kevin bloody wilson?
[10:45:18] <FatPhil> santa claus, you cunt, where's my fucking bike?
[10:45:39] <FatPhil> you can shove that fucking phone up your fucking arse.
[10:45:44] <FatPhil> And other classics
[10:47:03] <FatPhil> Hmmm, actually, I don't think he had any other classics. I also have evidence for that claim. He left both of those songs for encores.
[10:47:29] <FatPhil> Nothing says sad and desperate more than leaving your most popular song for an encore.
[10:55:58] <c0lo> =yt 3JFb_aOn6rc
[10:55:58] <systemd> https://youtube.com - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS by STEVEΒ΄NΒ΄SEAGULLS (LIVE) (05:15; 23,450,959 views; π213,398 π6,033)
[10:58:23] <FatPhil> when the album ends...
[10:59:40] <FatPhil> ugh. listening to stuff through PC speakers currently, it's pure pain.
[11:01:22] <FatPhil> the problem with the computer visuals was not the pc or the telly, it seems the receiver is borked
[11:01:56] <FatPhil> so I've lost 400W from the loop, which makes Fatboy Slim sound a bit gutless.
[11:03:35] <FatPhil> Modern music, or old music as you youngster like to call it.
[11:06:51] <c0lo> then you'll be sorry for this 1 2
[11:06:54] <c0lo> =yt nU1VfYYKMDk
[11:06:55] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Spiderbait - Black Betty (Official Video) (03:29; 30,632,494 views; π254,642 π6,255)
[11:13:00] <FatPhil> Biiiiig fan of American Ram Jam's Black Betty
[11:13:36] <FatPhil> album drawing to the "I presume everyone who was listening to this album has now passed out because of excessive drug use" close
[11:16:38] <FatPhil> In fact, it was Ram Jam's /Black Betty/ that convinced me that a good tape deck is as good as a CD player.
[11:17:14] <FatPhil> Did an ABX, and the Nak was as good as an Arcam CD player. Absolutely indistinguishable,
[11:17:44] <FatPhil> Was a mate's Nakamichi, and I went out and bought the same model the next ... year.
[11:20:15] <FatPhil> Nah, that cover version added nothing to the original, no need for it.
[11:21:30] <FatPhil> steve'n'seagulls, however has won me over with the first cello note
[11:21:39] <FatPhil> oooh - it's a bass
[11:22:51] <FatPhil> I think I've seen Steve'n'Seagulls live, when I lived in Finland.
[11:23:36] <FatPhil> They just looked so Finnish, as did the landscape. I had to google them, and yup, suspicions confirmed.
[11:24:14] <FatPhil> Gonna spam you with amazing Finnish music now!
[11:25:03] <FatPhil> Not sure what Steve'n'Seagulls are gonna do now QShaman can't play accordion for them.
[11:25:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Awful Reign of the Red Delicious - https://sylnt.us - I'd-rather-have-a-mac...and-cheese
[11:29:20] <FatPhil> for bluegrass, however, this band's hard to beat: https://en.wikipedia.org(band)
[11:29:21] <systemd> ^ 03Iron Horse (band) - Wikipedia
[11:30:07] <FatPhil> And maybe one of the bands that beats them is https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:30:08] <systemd> ^ 03Hayseed Dixie - Wikipedia
[11:30:35] <FatPhil> (at least the 1st album)
[11:31:48] <FatPhil> Hmmm, looks like we have the 4th album, not the 1st
[11:34:23] <c0lo> Oh, gosh, I fucking hate rave. Strobes and sirens and a fucking... boring 2/4 rythm. I'm dun with 'im https://www.youtube.com
[11:34:25] <systemd> ^ 03Fatboy Slim - Live at Sidney Myer Music Bowl, Melbourne (Jan 2020)
[11:39:14] <FatPhil> Is he still alive?
[11:40:25] <c0lo> idk, sounds like undead to me.
[11:41:22] <FatPhil> first got into Fatboy Slim because of songs like this: https://www.youtube.com
[11:41:23] <systemd> ^ 03The Housemartins - Think For A Minute
[11:41:51] <c0lo> I find this infinitely better https://www.youtube.com
[11:41:52] <systemd> ^ 03FOLI (there is no movement without rhythm) original version by Thomas Roebers and Floris Leeuwenberg
[11:42:19] <FatPhil> Yes, that is the sound of /The Beautiful South/.
[11:46:58] <c0lo> On the big scenes of Paris https://www.youtube.com
[11:47:00] <systemd> ^ 03African Drummers playing Djembe drums in Paris Subway [HD]
[11:54:28] <c0lo> Then this happens when you add instruments and stuff https://www.youtube.com
[11:54:30] <systemd> ^ 03Buena Vista Social Club - El Cuarto De Tula (Official Audio)
[11:55:12] <FatPhil> wow - that FOLI was wonderful, thank you!
[11:55:14] <FatPhil> c0lo++
[11:55:14] <Bender> karma - c0lo: 27
[11:56:37] <FatPhil> I once got to see these guys live - was amazing: https://www.allmusic.com
[11:56:38] <systemd> ^ 03AllMusic
[12:01:43] <FatPhil> I really could do with that 400W of receiver working right now. Pice of shit.
[12:05:26] * c0lo grins. Snap lockdown in Melb, frustration, glad he could export the feeling in a nice, sneaky way
[12:05:33] <FatPhil> TBH, my brother in law plays traditional drums better than those buskers. And he's a painter.
[12:08:10] <FatPhil> That 4th guy is bloody useless - he's not done anything
[12:12:04] <FatPhil> So they're not nuking Melbourne from orbit? It's the only way to be sure.
[12:14:21] <c0lo> Nah, why would they? Statewide lockdown is more damaging.
[12:17:54] <c0lo> And that because of fucking public-private parnership in managing the quarantine. A nebulizer dunnit, one that the doctors knew mustn't be used in quarantine, but... meh, that's just a detail somewhere for bureacrats and their private pardners.
[12:18:56] <c0lo> (that 4th guy? He's da manager)
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[12:48:22] <c0lo> Mornin, Zumi, there's for yo stretchin to start the day (or go to sleep, whatevs the case) https://youtu.be
[12:48:24] <systemd> ^ 03Boka Camara plays Dununba 2005 // NEW UPLOAD ( https://www.youtube.com )
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[12:56:17] <drussell_> No CSS from here.... Everything is just rendering in plain text
[13:18:07] <c0lo> css evil, plain text good.
[13:20:32] <FatPhil> if you can't read it using curl | less, it's not worth reading
[13:37:53] <FatPhil> oooh, she returns at 740s too - awesome hair!
[13:39:40] <drussell_> I actually DO use lynx all the time :)
[13:44:44] <FatPhil> Jeebus, I got vertigo at 1040s
[13:46:00] <c0lo> (I saved it, the dynamic is something fucking superlative)
[13:49:23] <FatPhil> yeah, thanks for that - it's awesome
[13:49:26] <FatPhil> c0lo++
[13:49:26] <Bender> karma - c0lo: 28
[13:49:46] <FatPhil> Apart from the white girls
[13:49:52] <FatPhil> ^racist
[13:50:47] <c0lo> Cool dow with https://www.youtube.com
[13:50:48] <systemd> ^ 03CK Mann - Mber Papa
[13:50:58] <c0lo> s/dow/down/
[13:50:58] <SedBot> <c0lo> Cool down with https://www.youtube.com
[13:51:02] <FatPhil> ooooh, the hair's back...
[13:51:30] * c0lo goes to sleep
[13:52:08] <c0lo> 'll see ya 'round, I reckon. bye
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[13:59:56] <FatPhil> wow, exhausted just watching it
[14:08:02] <Runaway1956> The site may be experiencing difficulties this morning. Posted a reply, and got "OK, the document has moved here" instead of automagically loading the page.
[14:08:23] <Runaway1956> One instance only so far - I don't see any other problems yet.
[14:11:12] <Runaway1956> OK, loaded two more pages, top header and all boxes are missing
[14:12:07] <Runaway1956> looks normal on the very next loading of the front page
[14:25:31] <Runaway1956> Some journal pages are lacking anything, other than the journal entry and replies
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[14:37:27] <SoyCow1082> Quoting Runaway, The site may be experiencing difficulties this morning. In my case the left slashboxes were missing and some pages didn't even have the SoylentNews logo on upper left.
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[14:51:33] <Runaway1956> I guess I need to police the yard - my girls have some bits of fabric, maybe blown into the yard from somewhere
[14:51:47] <mmlj4> yo
[14:51:53] <Runaway1956> Silly things are playing tug of war, and tearing the stuff into even smaller bits
[14:52:19] <mmlj4> all i get is the webpage with no CSS... something busted?
[14:52:38] <Runaway1956> Yeah, something seems to be out of kilter mmlj4
[14:52:58] <Runaway1956> Mostly, the pages are loading, just missing the various boxes
[14:53:36] <mmlj4> hmm... a reload fixed it
[14:54:04] <Runaway1956> Yeah, you can expect the problems to continue at random until someone shakes the system up
[14:54:21] <Runaway1956> Bounce it, kick it, rattle it around a little . . .
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[14:57:43] <mmlj4> sounds like a job for sysadman!
[15:06:19] <Bytram> =yt https://www.youtube.com
[15:06:20] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Inside a $69.95M Los Angeles Estate With A Private Beauty Salon | On The Market (08:40; 363,898 views; π8,952 π228)
[15:06:37] <Bytram> =yt RL0rZXzu8Qc
[15:06:38] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Boka Camara plays Dununba 2005 // NEW UPLOAD (34:27; 1,854,493 views; π10,342 π872)
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[15:07:22] * Bytram tries loading a buncha pages
[15:08:01] <Bytram> Runaway1956: You still seeing issues on the site?
[15:12:10] <Bytram> All pages I tried looked okay
[15:12:32] <Bytram> back in a few minutes
[15:14:28] <Runaway1956> lemme look again bytram
[15:14:36] <bacteria> tea++
[15:14:36] <Bender> karma - tea: 634
[15:14:41] <bacteria> satan++
[15:14:41] <Bender> karma - satan: 9
[15:16:23] <Runaway1956> Just loaded 6 or 7 pages in a row without a problem
[15:18:27] <Runaway1956> All I see now is nostyle awking the site up - https://soylentnews.org
[15:18:28] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of nostyle (11497)
[15:20:04] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[15:20:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5491
[15:28:42] <Runaway1956> Maybe it was just a cosmic ray storm?
[15:28:56] <Runaway1956> It's the middle of winter after all.
[15:47:22] <Bytram> Runaway1956: Cool! (pun intended)
[15:56:55] * Bytram notes his UPS just 'clicked' a couple times... hopefully just a voltage sag and not a harbinger of things to come!
[15:59:17] <requerdanos> if smoke and/or fire come out, that indicates a problem.
[16:00:03] <Bytram> =g magic smoke
[16:00:04] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Magic smoke - Wikipedia
[16:16:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open Source Video Player VLC Will Get a New UI This Year With 4.0 Launch - https://sylnt.us - What-was-wrong-with-the-old-one?
[16:41:32] <Bytram> #weather boca chica, TX
[16:41:34] <MrPlow> 4911 Boca Chica, Henderson County, TX 75148, USA - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 35/23F, Humidity: 71%, Precip: 14%, Wind ~12mph. Sun: "Overcast throughout the day." 28/8F, Humidity: 71%, Precip: 43%, Wind ~14mph. Mon: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 17/1F, Humidity: 70%, Precip: 30%, Wind ~14mph.
[16:42:46] <Bytram> Is that for real? That's practically the southernmost point of Texas!
[16:42:58] <Bytram> #weather miami, fl
[16:42:59] <MrPlow> 8 North Miami Ave, Miami, FL 33128, USA - Today: "Light rain in the morning." 80/74F, Humidity: 90%, Precip: 81%, Wind ~10mph. Sun: "Possible light rain in the morning." 79/73F, Humidity: 87%, Precip: 72%, Wind ~11mph. Mon: "Possible drizzle overnight." 78/74F, Humidity: 92%, Precip: 41%, Wind ~11mph.
[16:43:13] <Bytram> that's more like it
[16:43:30] <Bytram> #weather minneapolis, MN
[16:43:31] <MrPlow> Minneapolis City Hall, 4th Ave South, Minneapolis, MN 55404, USA - Today: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." -2/-20F, Humidity: 54%, Precip: 5%, Wind ~5mph. Sun: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." -6/-22F, Humidity: 56%, Precip: 6%, Wind ~7mph. Mon: "Clear throughout the day." -1/-18F, Humidity: 56%, Precip: 5%, Wind ~3mph.
[16:43:42] <Bytram> Brrrr!
[16:43:55] <Bytram> #weather presque isle
[16:44:02] <MrPlow> Peltz Rd, Moltke Township, MI 49743, USA - Today: "Foggy starting in the afternoon." 17/8F, Humidity: 77%, Precip: 34%, Wind ~9mph. Sun: "Foggy in the morning." 15/0F, Humidity: 77%, Precip: 20%, Wind ~10mph. Mon: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 12/2F, Humidity: 69%, Precip: 12%, Wind ~8mph.
[16:46:39] <Bytram> upside-down world -- On Monday, it will get colder in the southernmost part of Texas than in the northernmost part of Maine!
[16:48:01] <Bytram> This might help 'splain it: https://www.cnn.com
[16:48:04] <systemd> ^ 03Largest snowstorm in a decade to impact southern Plains - CNN Video
[17:03:37] <Bytram> #weather boston
[17:03:39] <MrPlow> Boston City Hall, 1 Congress St, Boston, MA 02201, USA - Today: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 26/25F, Humidity: 54%, Precip: 8%, Wind ~6mph. Sun: "Possible light snow (< 1 in.) in the morning and afternoon." 33/30F, Humidity: 76%, Precip: 63%, Wind ~6mph. Mon: "Rain starting in the afternoon." 34/33F, Humidity: 76%, Precip: 70%, Wind ~6mph.
[17:04:18] <Bytram> let's look a bit north...
[17:04:26] <Bytram> #weather portland, ME
[17:04:27] <MrPlow> Lincoln Park, Franklin St, Portland, ME 04101, USA - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 24/16F, Humidity: 60%, Precip: 3%, Wind ~5mph. Sun: "Foggy in the morning and afternoon." 27/21F, Humidity: 83%, Precip: 25%, Wind ~7mph. Mon: "Overcast throughout the day." 28/22F, Humidity: 80%, Precip: 34%, Wind ~8mph.
[17:05:13] <bacteria> #weather moon
[17:05:14] <MrPlow> Uue-Toomu, Risti β Virtsu β Kuivastu β Kuressaare, 94766 Liiva, Estonia - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 28/24F, Humidity: 84%, Precip: 3%, Wind ~13mph. Sun: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 25/15F, Humidity: 83%, Precip: 12%, Wind ~12mph. Mon: "Clear throughout the day." 22/17F, Humidity: 77%, Precip: 2%, Wind ~6mph.
[17:05:24] <Bytram> and to the south
[17:05:32] <Bytram> #weather NYC
[17:05:33] <MrPlow> New York City Hall, 260 Broadway, New York, NY 10000, USA - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 30/28F, Humidity: 55%, Precip: 24%, Wind ~9mph. Sun: "Overcast throughout the day." 37/32F, Humidity: 71%, Precip: 47%, Wind ~7mph. Mon: "Rain starting in the afternoon." 36/34F, Humidity: 71%, Precip: 79%, Wind ~7mph.
[17:05:43] <Bytram> #weather baltimore
[17:05:44] <MrPlow> Business and Government Historic District, East Wilkes Lane, Baltimore, MD 21202, USA - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 29/26F, Humidity: 78%, Precip: 47%, Wind ~7mph. Sun: "Overcast throughout the day." 37/30F, Humidity: 86%, Precip: 43%, Wind ~5mph. Mon: "Rain starting in the afternoon." 35/31F, Humidity: 88%, Precip: 80%, Wind ~5mph.
[17:05:48] <bacteria> #weather mars
[17:05:49] <MrPlow> 07320 Mars, France - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 36/23F, Humidity: 75%, Precip: 3%, Wind ~3mph. Sun: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 35/27F, Humidity: 73%, Precip: 11%, Wind ~5mph. Mon: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 40/33F, Humidity: 71%, Precip: 3%, Wind ~7mph.
[17:05:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> =submit https://www.phoronix.com Guess reality has an anti-woke bias. Fortunately they can always double down and blame the people who <i>wanted</i> the CoC and affirmative action for being misogynists and creating a toxic work environment.
[17:05:52] <systemd> β Sub-ccess! "03Data Suggests CoC + Outreachy Hasn't Helped Increase Female Participation in Debian - Phoronix" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:06:27] <Bytram> =grab TheMightyBuzzard
[17:06:27] * systemd insensitively farts an NTFS volume of gold at TheMightyBuzzard
[17:06:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> =gtkdocsize Bytram
[17:06:48] * systemd metaphorically piles 40 gallons worth of M&Ms on Bytram
[17:07:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> superfluous s, bleh
[17:07:28] -!- drussell_ has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds]
[17:07:37] * Bytram rummages around looking for the green M&Ms
[17:08:08] <Bytram> systemd: s/s /s' /
[17:08:08] <SedBot> <Bytram> <systemd> metaphorically piles' 40 gallons worth of M&Ms on Bytram
[17:08:14] <Bytram> systemd: s/s /s' /2
[17:08:14] <SedBot> <Bytram> <systemd> metaphorically piles 40 gallons' worth of M&Ms on Bytram
[17:29:49] <Runaway1956> Huh - strange shitzls at Antix
[17:30:26] <Runaway1956> I've made a couple half-hearted attempst to install Kodi, and failed, didn't care enough to research the reasons for failure
[17:30:37] <Runaway1956> Got messages about incompatible versions
[17:31:12] <Runaway1956> Did an update/upgrade this morning, then looked at some codecs, fooled around with VLC and supported codecs
[17:31:35] <Runaway1956> Kodi showed up in one of my searches, I clicked to install it - and it installed flawlessly
[17:32:05] <Runaway1956> Apparently, they've updated some component that allowed it all to fit together
[17:33:48] <Runaway1956> Nice find themightybuzzard - bottom line is, you can't force chicks to do what chicks don't want to do
[17:34:41] <Runaway1956> Why can't social justice warriors just allow dudes to be dudes and chicks to be chicks
[17:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause nobody's pissed off and giving them money and power in that situation
[20:23:11] * FatPhil offers surprise b'day cake around
[20:23:21] <FatPhil> not for the lactose intollerant
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[21:23:17] <Bytram> From the "fortune" at the bottom of a current page: "Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think."
[21:23:57] <chromas> we call that the internet now
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[22:25:52] <Runaway1956> It would appear that Aristarchifussy is taking an asswhipping in his own journal . . .
[22:33:09] <chromas> Sulla's entry is way more betterer
[22:37:05] <Runaway1956> Holy shit - liveleaks has video of the pileup on I35-w in Fort Worth yesterday
[22:37:06] <Bytram> https://www.cnet.com
[22:37:07] <systemd> ^ 03This pink Bugatti Chiron Sport is the ultimate Valentine's Day mic drop
[22:37:10] <Runaway1956> Christ, it's scary
[22:37:43] <Runaway1956> Dozens of vehicles already piled up, and more vehicles piling on at highway speed
[22:38:00] <Runaway1956> I don't see the term "black ice" anywhere, but that's the only thing that explains what I see
[22:38:06] <Runaway1956> no one slows down at all
[22:38:18] <Bytram> link?
[22:39:01] <Runaway1956> Watching on Kodi and I don't know how to pull a link from it - wait a couple minutes
[22:39:08] <Bytram> k
[22:39:59] <Bytram> =g liveleaks I35-W Fort Worth accident
[22:40:00] <systemd> https://www.star-telegram.com - 3 people identified as victims of North Texas crash on I-35 | Fort ...
[22:40:11] <Runaway1956> https://www.liveleak.com
[22:40:12] <systemd> ^ 03Liveleak.com - Texas Pileup In 8 Minutes
[22:40:19] <Bytram> =g video liveleaks I35-W Fort Worth accident
[22:40:20] <systemd> https://dfw.cbslocal.com - Video Released Of Deadly Wrong-Way Crash On President George ...
[22:40:21] <Runaway1956> yeah, you got it
[22:40:38] <Bytram> not quite... that you very much
[22:40:45] <Runaway1956> I've seen a lot of bad wrecks - this is horrifying
[22:43:42] <Bytram> You do realize that vid is... ~566 MB ??
[22:44:09] <Runaway1956> Didn't realize how big it was, but it did stop to buffer a few times on me
[22:45:50] <Bytram> so far, so good. I recently upgraded my cell phone service to 30 GB/mo and un-throttled... which at is getting me ~940 KiB/sec
[22:46:28] <Bytram> not bad for a cell phone acting as a WiFi hot-spot!
[22:47:18] <Bytram> Looks like 5+ more minutes to go for the video to D/L
[22:47:23] <chromas> you need the 4gltes
[22:55:42] <Bytram> that's what I have (I think) -- Galaxy 67
[22:55:49] <Bytram> s/6/S/
[22:55:49] <SedBot> <Bytram> that's what I have (I think) -- Galaxy S7
[23:02:09] <Bytram> Holy SHIT!!!!!!!!
[23:03:29] <Runaway1956> I've been on black ice in London, Indiana, and Effingham, Ill
[23:03:37] <Runaway1956> once you're on it, you can't do anything
[23:03:59] <Runaway1956> can't stop, can't speed up, can't steer, all you can do is ride it until you coast to a stop
[23:04:43] <Runaway1956> or, as we see here, you pile into something big enough to stop you
[23:05:16] <Bytram> I lost track of how many 18-wheelers piled in there
[23:05:46] <Bytram> at least TWO Fed-Ex trucks
[23:06:03] <Runaway1956> I'm imagining myself pinned into that mess - and all you can hear are more vehicles piling on
[23:11:19] <Bytram> A quick count (there may have been a replay in the middle) but I saw about 10 tractor trailers in that pileup!
[23:14:04] <Bytram> that is F-ing SCARY!
[23:16:08] <Runaway1956> The weather conditions to watch for are, high humidity, and temperature dropping past freezing
[23:16:29] <Runaway1956> it's got to be foggy, misty, or drizzling the lightest of rain, while the temp falls
[23:16:35] * Bytram has been on black ice before, but the conditions were so bad, I was only creeping along, anyway.
[23:17:06] <Bytram> Also happens when on a bride... freezes first
[23:17:17] <Bytram> s/id/idg/
[23:17:17] <SedBot> <Bytram> Also happens when on a bridge... freezes first
[23:17:51] <chromas> What does happen when on a bride though?
[23:18:01] <Runaway1956> Hmmm - never saw it form on a bridge - usually a different kind of ice there - but yeah, if black ice is forming, it will be on the bridge first
[23:18:37] <Bytram> Doesn't matter how good your tires are when the idjit behind you is barreling along on bald tires and plows into you.
[23:19:05] <Runaway1956> No tire helps on that stuff, except studded snow tires
[23:19:33] <Bytram> which I doubt they have much of in DFW
[23:19:36] <Runaway1956> studded tires illegal almost everywhere today
[23:20:00] <Teckla> Minnesota here -- plenty of experience with black ice. There's only one way to handle it: Don't drive on it. :P
[23:20:00] <Bytram> you ain't been far enuf north, then. Common up here.
[23:20:24] <Bytram> Teckla++ you got that right!
[23:20:24] <Bender> karma - teckla: 8
[23:20:33] <chromas> =yt key peele black ice
[23:20:34] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Key & Peele - Black Ice (03:54; 34,056,865 views; π366,134 π6,676)
[23:20:46] <Teckla> Ha, thanks :)
[23:21:02] * Bytram is in the northeast US
[23:21:56] <Teckla> Oh, so you're intimately familiar with it, too. Fun times!
[23:22:32] <Bytram> I wouldn't exactly call it "fun"!
[23:24:07] * Bytram spent the better part of a week in Minneapolis back in 2000. Just after July 4th, IIRC. Met some really nice folk there, too!
[23:26:57] <Teckla> "Minnesota nice"
[23:27:57] <Bytram> chromas: I just wasted 100 MB of my D/L cap to watch *that*?
[23:28:21] <chromas> lol
[23:28:25] * Bytram assumed it was another black ice pile-up.
[23:28:51] <Bytram> thankfully this is a short month -- it could have been worse.
[23:28:58] <Runaway1956> Agreed Bytram, there have to be a couple hundred nice people in Minneapolis
[23:29:01] <chromas> and it's almost half done
[23:30:38] <Bytram> well, I was there for a convention and there were ~ 50,000 of us there... heard the police were astonished as there were absolutely no altercations, etc. at all.
[23:31:14] <Bytram> What's the name of the stadium there?
[23:32:15] <Bytram> =g Minneapolis stadium
[23:32:15] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - U.S. Bank Stadium - Wikipedia
[23:33:14] <Bytram> ahhh, it was the Metrodome back then
[23:33:54] <chromas> do you get any zero-rated services on your phone?
[23:34:09] <Bytram> wazzat?
[23:34:44] <chromas> some providers have a deal to let you watch youtube or netflix or whatever without it counting against your data cap
[23:36:09] <Bytram> oh, that... yes, but I refuse to enable youtube on my phone... and I think SoylentNews is the only site where I allow Javascript.
[23:40:04] <Teckla> Runaway1956: I think you mean "Murderapolis" ;)
[23:40:37] * Teckla avoids Minneapolis like the plague
[23:42:34] <Teckla> Bytram: What convention did you attend? If you don't mind saying.
[23:54:06] <Bytram> something IS wonky on the site...
[23:54:21] <Bytram> counts of hits and comments do not seem to be updating.
[23:59:06] * Bytram bounces the servers