#soylent | Logs for 2021-01-21

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[00:53:58] <AzumaHazuki> Christ, it's finally over. We lanced the boil. Squeezing the pus out is going to hurt and we don't know how deep the infection goes yet but it's a start. He's gone.
[00:54:12] <AzumaHazuki> even the Q Cucks Klan seems to realize they've been had
[00:55:46] <requerdanos> Hello.
[00:55:50] <AzumaHazuki> hello, requerdanos
[00:56:26] * AzumaHazuki is going to try and enjoy her last 12-18 months or so of relative normality before G'ing TFO
[00:57:02] <requerdanos> I hope it goes even better than you expect.
[00:57:47] <AzumaHazuki> unfortunately i've seen things like this before...have you ever read about acetaminophen poisoning? people *look* like they've recovered, but then a week or so later their liver fails suddenly
[00:57:58] <AzumaHazuki> we've OD'd. The country has 2 years to live at most
[00:58:17] <AzumaHazuki> this is long enough to get my mother settled here and help her build a small support network, and then I'm off to Canada
[00:58:44] <requerdanos> The acetaminophen poisoning idea remains to be seen, I think.
[00:59:33] <AzumaHazuki> it's on top of the policy equivalent of 40 years of hard drinking. it's hard to put into words how fragile our infrastructure and institutions are right now
[01:00:02] <FatPhil> you aint ODd, you're just in the glue sniffing stage
[01:00:45] <AzumaHazuki> people have died from overdoing that, too. point is that while what's happened so far is probably the best-case scenario, we're still screwed medium- and long-term
[01:01:09] <FatPhil> huffing your spray cans or red, white and blue paint.
[01:01:25] <requerdanos> that's not a bad analogy
[01:02:02] <AzumaHazuki> i really hope trump starts that new Patriot Party of his. The GOP is made entirely of fanatics, and by splitting the base, they'll end up with two sets of fanatics who will render each other utterly impotent for 50+ years
[01:02:27] <AzumaHazuki> that unity they keep harping on about is fanaticism. split the base, and you just end up with two sets of nutters who can't see reality on a clear day
[01:04:00] <requerdanos> the unity is the center overlap of a venn diagram. there is a core of beliefs that many people share, even if some are reasonable and others conspiracy nutters, for example
[01:14:06] <c0lo> As long as that overlap contains the belief that usians are somehow exceptional, the risk of ending in a ditch at high speed is non-trivial.
[01:18:41] <FatPhil> portland + antifa = just as much fun
[01:21:45] <FatPhil> the so-called left needs to purge the hardcore left.
[01:22:42] <FatPhil> you'd end up with 5 or 6 parties
[01:26:32] <FatPhil> ~gnight all
[01:27:13] <requerdanos> goodnight.
[01:29:56] * AzumaHazuki has never met a leftist in the US outside of a couple of potsmoking weirdos in college who seriously thought communism could work
[01:30:28] <AzumaHazuki> we don't have any leftits. We have a party of fascists and religious nuts (the GOP), a center-right conservative business party (the Democrats), and a few scattered centrists here and there (Sanders etc)
[01:34:00] <raxas> You don't know much about communism, that one lotus goddess Kamala Harris is a trockist exactly by textbooks
[01:35:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Buys Two Oil Rigs to Use as Starship Spaceports - https://sylnt.us
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[01:38:23] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://newatlas.com from the can't-beat-this-meat dept
[01:38:24] <systemd> Submitting "Stacking sheets of tissue builds better lab-grown meat"...
[01:38:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Stacking Sheets of Tissue Builds Better Lab-grown Meat" (12p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:40:58] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://newatlas.com
[01:41:00] <systemd> Submitting "Breakthrough study finds age-related cognitive decline may be reversible"...( 1 modified urls; https://newatlas.com )
[01:41:22] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Breakthrough Study Finds Age-related Cognitive Decline May be Reversible" (17p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:06:56] <AzumaHazuki> https://i.imgur.com LOL. Nature is a bit on the nose sometimes
[02:16:38] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://wccftech.com from the Penguin-believed-to-be-ARM'd-and-dangerous dept.
[02:16:39] <systemd> Submitting "Wccftech"...
[02:17:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Wccftech" (13p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:31:56] <AzumaHazuki> okay, off to work...bunch of 12-hour shifts coming up >< they fucked up my training so it now has to be done in half-shift intervals before the actual work itself
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[03:21:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything burn down today?
[03:22:04] <Rasputin> How can I tell if my hooker is an alien from outer space?
[03:31:29] <Rasputin> https://weeklyworldnews.com
[03:31:30] <systemd> ^ 03Pope OKs Alien Priest - Weekly World News
[03:36:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Rasputin, does it matter?
[03:37:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> capitalism > racism
[03:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> speciesims?
[03:39:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatever, i just wanted to make sure nothing needed attention. i'm tired as shit from painting a 2400 square foot floor worth of walls and ceilings. bed.
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[06:52:57] <chromas> aha!
[06:53:11] <chromas> pyspf mysteriously uninstalled itself
[06:56:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hitting the Books: Smaller Cameras and Projectors Helped the Allies Win WWII - https://sylnt.us - picture-this
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[09:26:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Now-Dead Radio Telescope Finds Bizarre Venomous-Spider Star - https://sylnt.us - Come-into-my-parlour
[09:44:10] <c0lo> I bet EU's gonna buy Aussie lamb, 't's good and China cut its nose to spite Australia https://www.bbc.com
[09:44:11] <systemd> ^ 03Brexit: Lamb exporter to EU 'making virtually nothing'
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[10:03:48] <FatPhil> most lamb is NZ lamb, if it's imported, I think
[10:17:06] <c0lo> But british, if you can https://www.bbc.com
[10:17:16] <c0lo> s/But/Buy/
[10:17:16] <cron> <c0lo> Buy british, if you can https://www.bbc.com
[10:34:36] <c0lo> hey, chromas, systemd seems dead in #soylent channel
[10:35:09] <chromas> =pong
[10:35:09] <systemd> Ping!
[10:35:19] <chromas> https://www.bbc.com
[10:35:24] <chromas> fpos
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[10:36:41] <chromas> https://www.bbc.com
[10:36:59] <chromas> hm, it just uses up all the cpu
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[10:53:57] <c0lo> Keep calm and carry on self-harming https://www.bbc.com
[10:53:59] <systemd> ^ 03HMP Hewell: Self-harming among inmates remains 'stubbornly high'
[10:57:52] <c0lo> The wise heads think is a bright idea to piss off the provider of a non-trivial proportion of ones food supplies https://www.bbc.com
[10:57:53] <systemd> ^ 03UK and EU in row over bloc's diplomatic status
[11:11:01] <lld> SIEGE CULTURE
[11:21:44] <c0lo> The spat is serious enough to have caught Reuter's attention https://www.reuters.com
[11:21:45] <systemd> ^ 03Britain resists giving EU diplomats full status, sparking row
[11:26:27] <lld> yep, seems like its starting
[11:30:35] <c0lo> At least it's food, innit? And chlorine chicken may not be that bad https://www.theguardian.com
[11:30:36] <systemd> ^ 03UK ministers gain power to allow lower-standard food imports
[11:32:23] <c0lo> At least something is bouncing back in UK https://www.ft.com
[11:32:24] <systemd> ^ 03Subscribe to read | Financial Times
[11:34:55] <c0lo> ft my ass - https://www.theguardian.com
[11:34:57] <systemd> ^ 03Guardian
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[11:35:32] <c0lo> (aaaannnd - systemd is on its knees again)
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[11:55:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FAA Approves First Commercial Drone Flights With No on-Site Pilots - https://sylnt.us - buzz-off
[11:59:28] <c0lo> FatPhil, the moment Trump was out with Covid, the sneaky chinese started to take over.
[12:02:19] <c0lo> Nothing could put a stop, aussie, scots, englishman, all succumbed. It's over for this master.
[12:02:26] <FatPhil> sneaking in, dressed as ninjas
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[12:30:20] * FatPhil is pleased that ``foo 2> log | bar >>log'' does the right thing (concatenates output from foo and bar), but not sure if the behaviour's guaranteed.
[12:32:22] <FatPhil> I *think* I had a beyond burger for lunch today, it wasn't good.
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[12:33:57] <FatPhil> I went to a Cantina for lunch for a bacon burger. What arrived had a dodgy texture and taste.
[12:34:31] <FatPhil> I noticed that one of the specials that was available was a beyond burger. Maybe there was confusion in the kitchen.
[12:34:48] <FatPhil> tasted like the meat was rotten or off somehow.
[12:35:03] <requerdanos> perhaps the meat was rotten or off somehow.
[12:35:15] <FatPhil> if I shit my guts out this afternoon, I'll let you know.
[12:35:20] <Runaway1956> The meat could have been rotten or off somehow
[12:35:43] <FatPhil> it's a restaurant we go to quite often, specifically for their meat.
[12:35:47] <Runaway1956> You could have had a lunch of rotten meat at the Buzzard's house
[12:36:06] <FatPhil> best pork belly in town, TBH, and excellent ribs.
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[12:36:30] * Runaway1956 notes that FatPhil is easy to cook for
[12:36:34] <requerdanos> but, you know, their bacon burger not rated among the best.
[12:37:06] <FatPhil> I'm very easy to cook for, I have very simple tastes.
[12:37:34] <FatPhil> But if there's something not quite right, I get bit cranky.
[12:41:14] <c0lo> WTH is a beyond burger? Something made with whatever is beyond the expiration date?
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[12:42:58] <AzumaHazuki> I'm easy to cook for too. Like any good gopnitsa, if it has potatoes i will likely eat it. Oatmeal and pearl barley are awesome too
[12:46:53] <FatPhil> c0lo: that's the best explanation.
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[12:48:24] <Runaway1956> huh
[12:48:58] <AzumaHazuki> huh, oddly topical: https://melmagazine.com
[12:48:59] <systemd> ^ 03The Men Who Eat Like Boys
[12:49:18] <AzumaHazuki> is this a guy thing? my sister was like this till she went to college
[12:49:38] <AzumaHazuki> ...and i was the weirdo who liked brussels sprouts as a 4 year old of course
[12:50:19] <FatPhil> I think I got to my 20s before I got into sprouts.
[12:53:25] <Runaway1956> I've got an email from Sleepy Joe, says he accepts the Paris Accord
[12:53:45] <Runaway1956> I'm certainly glad he vetted it with me
[12:54:07] <AzumaHazuki> but you don't know about climate science, so why would he?
[12:55:17] <Runaway1956> But this gives you reason to believe that HE understands the science!
[12:55:35] <AzumaHazuki> no, but it does give me reason to believe that, unlike you, he listens to people who do
[12:55:46] <AzumaHazuki> also? remember i have an earth science degree. i'm self-taught in pharmacology
[12:55:51] * Runaway1956 laughs like a maniac
[12:56:18] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, this is going exactly where i thought it would. go fellate the exhaust pipe on a running diesel truck, will you? it kills coronavirus
[12:56:44] * Runaway1956 remembers the bumper stickers - diesel smoke makes me horny
[12:57:10] <AzumaHazuki> no surprise there. well go for it, the tailpipe's the same shape as a rifle barrel and you're always sucking on those
[12:57:49] <Runaway1956> so you insist that this is the channel to swap insults
[12:58:16] <Runaway1956> Do you have some retarded IRC client that only connects to one channel at a time?
[12:58:56] <Runaway1956> you can easily join the channel created in your honor, try /join #shitlords
[12:58:58] <AzumaHazuki> no, there's a retard in this one channel my irc client is connected to :)
[12:59:24] <Runaway1956> you do know how to /join #shitlords right
[12:59:30] <AzumaHazuki> you know, you could stop me dead in my tracks by not taking the bait every damn time. Uzzard's catfish prey are smarter than you
[12:59:58] <Runaway1956> you know, you could stop yourself dead in your tracks by choosing to not be a cunt
[13:00:07] <AzumaHazuki> good lord man, i even tell you to your virtual face what i'm doing to you and you still keep falling for it
[13:00:40] <AzumaHazuki> you have got to be some kind of masochist. maybe a session with a really good dominatrix would calm you down
[13:00:41] * Runaway1956 needs to draw Bytram's attention to this little conversation
[13:00:46] <c0lo> Is this a pissing contest who has the last word or what?
[13:01:06] <Runaway1956> exactly c0lo - it's a "girl thing"
[13:01:13] <AzumaHazuki> c0lo: on his end, yes. he's admitted to never letting a woman have the last word because "then she thinks she's won." you can regex search the logs for that
[13:01:43] <Runaway1956> on her end, she believes she can shut a man up any time she likes
[13:02:21] <Runaway1956> back to the emails
[13:02:28] <AzumaHazuki> dude, what? :D You think that's what i'm doing? i hope you don't shut up so 1) i can keep ridiculing you and 2) you get so pissed you make a terrorist threat and someone reports you to the feds
[13:02:36] <Runaway1956> the DNC wants me sign a card to Sleepy Joe
[13:02:58] <Runaway1956> So, in short you admit to being a cunt
[13:03:20] <AzumaHazuki> why does a supposedly straight man use cunt as an insult?
[13:03:20] <Runaway1956> I remind you of Deucalion's rule: Don't be a dick.
[13:03:32] <AzumaHazuki> sounds like a fat kid calling someone he doesn't like "chocolate cake"
[13:03:52] <Runaway1956> Because I can. Whatcha gonna do about it? This is English and any word can be an insult
[13:03:57] <AzumaHazuki> though i bet if i asked either the ex or the current wife you've never gone down on her and wouldn't know how to start so maybe that doesn't quite hold :D
[13:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake AzumaHazuki and Runaway1956
[13:04:17] * MrPlow smakes AzumaHazuki and Runaway1956 upside the head with janrinok's tooth
[13:04:37] <AzumaHazuki> he has teeth? i thought he surrendered them sometime just after world war II along with his spine
[13:04:40] <Runaway1956> The locker room talk begins lol
[13:05:00] <c0lo> Wait, what? janrinok still has a tooth?
[13:05:02] <AzumaHazuki> must be dentures. little wind-up set of walking chattering teeth
[13:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> behave a little. i ain't had enough coffee for this yet.
[13:05:23] <Runaway1956> coffee++ I'm still on my first cup
[13:05:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5462
[13:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, you get the admin message on the site?
[13:06:03] <AzumaHazuki> yes :) it's definitely something i'll ask him about when the planets align right
[13:06:48] <AzumaHazuki> ahh, gods, that reminds me...12 hour shift coming up. this is going to need a quart of English breakfast tea brewed so strong it grabs the spoon and goes "Yew wut, mate? Think ye're hard, do ye?"
[13:07:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> his message was longer, our capacity for long messages in that manner ain't up to 20 paragraphs though. sounded more now than later.
[13:07:17] <c0lo> So Runaway1956, Sleepy Joe, sent you an email in which he says he accepts the Paris Accord.
[13:07:24] <Runaway1956> English breakfast tea is for sissies - try Russian Caravan
[13:07:40] <Runaway1956> exactly c0lo - want me to c/p it here? It's not long
[13:07:51] <Runaway1956> Joe can't use big words or long sentences
[13:07:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++ #smoke break
[13:07:54] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 801
[13:08:15] <c0lo> Nah, what's next, Runaway?
[13:08:18] <Runaway1956> January 20, 2020
[13:08:18] <Runaway1956>
[13:08:18] <Runaway1956> ACCEPTANCE ON BEHALF OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
[13:08:18] <Runaway1956>
[13:08:19] <Runaway1956> I, Joseph R. Biden Jr., President of the United States of America, having seen and considered the Paris Agreement, done at Paris on December 12, 2015, do hereby accept the said Agreement and every article and clause thereof on behalf of the United States of America.
[13:08:21] <Runaway1956>
[13:08:23] <Runaway1956> Done at Washington this 20th day of January, 2021.
[13:08:25] <Runaway1956> JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR.
[13:08:46] <AzumaHazuki> He Lost, Get Over It. And Trump cucked you and all the other low-class idiots he hates. you morons thought a guy born into wealth who literally shat in a golden toilet in a NYC penthouse was a "man of the people?"
[13:09:00] <Runaway1956> Next? How would I know - Joe won't know until his handlers tell him
[13:09:22] <Runaway1956> try #shitlords
[13:09:31] <AzumaHazuki> no :) try not being a cuck
[13:09:34] <AzumaHazuki> oh wait, too late
[13:09:43] <Runaway1956> or, we can create #douchgoddess for you
[13:09:55] <c0lo> Ok, pretty sweet for a politician, short and to the point. His bladder must've been quite full, I guess.
[13:10:00] <AzumaHazuki> you could, but i'm already living rent-free in your head
[13:10:23] <Runaway1956> I live in your head as well as a couple summer homes in AC heads
[13:10:41] <AzumaHazuki> (no, i will not stop humiliating you. die mad, you seditious sack of crap)
[13:10:44] <c0lo> Zumi, you have nothing better to do than to fuck up my before bad time?
[13:10:47] <Runaway1956> there is at least one who logs into the site every day, and checks my profile for posts to respond to
[13:10:56] <AzumaHazuki> c0lo: you work nights too?
[13:11:08] <Runaway1956> you will not stop TRYING to humiliate me
[13:11:19] <c0lo> ts, 00:10AM here.
[13:11:38] <Runaway1956> c0lo lives on the other side of Mars or Venus or something
[13:11:56] <Runaway1956> as in, totally different time zone
[13:12:17] <AzumaHazuki> ah, right, Melbourne. i keep forgetting you live somewhere civilized (at least for now)
[13:12:18] <c0lo> I'm currently at peak procratitnation on my way to lodge two bugs and do something on my sleep deficit.
[13:12:44] <AzumaHazuki> some of those Australian politicians are getting seriously creepy though. just in case, have plans for a move to NZ maybe?
[13:13:09] <c0lo> s/procratitnation/procrastination/
[13:13:09] <cron> <c0lo> I'm currently at peak procrastination on my way to lodge two bugs and do something on my sleep deficit.
[13:13:18] <Runaway1956> NZ is just Oz with a 25 year time zone adjustment
[13:14:14] <c0lo> No plans to move nowhere. LNP can fuck off or do whatevs, I so don't care.
[13:15:40] <c0lo> (cat walking on my keyboard, good she didn't step on Enter)
[13:18:59] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[13:18:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5463
[13:19:43] <Runaway1956> The second cup is better because I made it myself
[13:20:04] <c0lo> (now the cat set herself in front of the keyboard. How dare I be more interested in something else but her)
[13:21:09] <c0lo> https://musicfeeds.com.au
[13:21:12] <systemd> ^ 03Dan Andrews ‘Get On The Beers’ Remix Looks Set To Crack The Top 20 In The Hottest 100
[13:21:44] <FatPhil> You been shooting down black helicopters in upstate NY, Azuma?
[13:22:09] <AzumaHazuki> ssssshhh! don't give it away!
[13:22:14] <c0lo> He's Victoria's PM. This is why I can safely ignore the inept federal govt.
[13:26:42] <Runaway1956> huh - still figuring out this FreeZNC thing
[13:27:19] <Runaway1956> need to join freenode server for full functionality
[13:28:10] <FatPhil> Holy jesus, I'm losing faith in Estonia. I've just become aware that they're trialing a solar pavement. The same solar tiles that didn't work in Cali and Georgia, where insolation is twice as high.
[13:28:48] <AzumaHazuki> who's getting the kickback is what we should be asking
[13:28:49] <Runaway1956> They probably didn't get the word on previous failures?
[13:28:54] <AzumaHazuki> someone somewhere is making big money on this
[13:29:33] <Runaway1956> Your mayor didn't come from Zurich did he?
[13:29:43] <FatPhil> unfortunately probably a US company, and it all comes out of a green research budget which is magical money that comes from nowhere, definitely not from taxpayers, no, no, no.
[13:31:33] <Runaway1956> I almost missed it - Cameltoe Harris is emailing me for donations - still
[13:31:36] <raxas> a tactical pavement knows wherever you go
[13:32:06] <c0lo> Put some silica sand on them and sliiiide... or try to.
[13:32:49] <raxas> and will warn you when russians are coming
[13:33:06] <FatPhil> just listen for the blyats
[13:33:09] <Runaway1956> In 'Murica the Russians are always coming
[13:33:32] <FatPhil> Except when it's Ukraine
[13:34:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> "ukraine" is offensive because it denies them their pronoun of choice. henceforth it is xirkraine.
[13:35:18] <Runaway1956> What's the other half? Mekraine?
[13:36:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i found a mask i might actually be convinced to wear out in public.
[13:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.amazon.com
[13:36:13] * Runaway1956 notes that American Ukies are an odd lot
[13:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, if i've gotta look like an idiot for some reason, it's going to be my choice of stupidity
[13:38:11] <Runaway1956> Is lycra a good virus filter?
[13:40:54] <FatPhil> almost nothing's a good virus filter. you clearly don't understand how they work.
[13:41:48] <AzumaHazuki> FatPhil, I go "blyat" a good deal and am probably no more than 10-15% russian
[13:41:54] <AzumaHazuki> it's just a good language to swear in
[13:43:37] <FatPhil> that depends if you're in a town that's 40% tiblas.
[13:43:57] <FatPhil> "tiblas" = estonian slang wor waste-of-biomass russians
[13:44:17] <FatPhil> derived from blyat
[13:45:31] <raxas> you want mostly filter material which kills the virus by destroying its fat envelope
[13:45:49] <raxas> nothing else helps much
[13:46:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, nearly none of the masks people use are worth a fuck as a virus filter, so who cares?
[13:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> respectable as a spit filter though and matches my underwear
[13:47:43] <FatPhil> the virus is mostly transported in spit, so that's the job masks need to do
[13:48:14] <AzumaHazuki> don't step all over their rebel-without-a-clue schtick with your facts and science and logic. what are you, a demon-crat?
[13:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, i mostly just wanna excuse to wear a spiderman mask in public
[13:49:49] <raxas> the best obtainable substance is TiO2 on nanofibers (for grater surface)
[13:50:02] <raxas> also, in some white wall paints
[13:50:04] <AzumaHazuki> way back in junior high me and a bunch of friends made a naughty parody spider man song. it started "spider man, spider man, he'll bend you over and screw your can" and progressed onto how he drives a "pervert van" you should watch out for
[13:50:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, i was about to hunt up something and completely can't remember what
[13:50:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki++ #butt humor
[13:50:46] <Bender> karma - azumahazuki: 59
[13:50:52] <AzumaHazuki> there were some puns on "peter parker" as well
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[13:59:54] <Runaway1956> so much for people who *claim* to never post anonymously, lol
[14:01:16] <AzumaHazuki> did i post an AC comment by accident? I've done that before but always replied to it with a herp derp that's me. link?
[14:01:54] <Runaway1956> No, I'll pass on the link - I've been pretty damned sure other times, this one I'll just keep to myself
[14:02:31] <AzumaHazuki> i don't post AC. feel free to ask Uzzard for the IP hashes if you like
[14:04:25] <Runaway1956> whatever - you may make all the claims in the world, that doesn't make them true
[14:05:23] <AzumaHazuki> that's the proof of it. I don't post AC, because I don't need to
[14:05:45] <AzumaHazuki> you're just afraid to find out. you need me to be like you, who I know for a fact DOES post AC and sockpuppet himself :) you need me to be as bad as you
[14:05:55] <AzumaHazuki> so you can keep thinking you're not actually a worse person than anyone else
[14:05:56] <Runaway1956> But you just admitted that sometimes you do, then ask me to believe that you always post a disclaimer that you made a mistake
[14:06:03] <Runaway1956> but this time you posted no follow up
[14:06:10] <Runaway1956> you're not that stupid
[14:06:18] <AzumaHazuki> if you think I posted AC, link it. i know my own comments
[14:06:30] * Runaway1956 yawns
[14:06:30] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Runaway1956's gaping mouth
[14:06:32] <AzumaHazuki> it's entirely possible, i'm tired as hell. but i don't recall forgetting to log in
[14:06:36] <AzumaHazuki> so either put up or shut up
[14:06:44] <Runaway1956> "forgot to log in"
[14:06:56] <AzumaHazuki> yes, that's happened three times that i can remember
[14:07:12] <AzumaHazuki> but the last time was at least several months ago and it got the usual disclaimer as soon as i realized it
[14:07:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ Children behave, that's what we say when you're together, and watch how you play, we don't understand ♫
[14:07:22] <Runaway1956> Everyone here knows that you can white list a site to keep the cookies to always stay logged in
[14:07:43] <AzumaHazuki> my browser dumps its cookies on close and doesn't keep history
[14:07:52] <Runaway1956> LOLOL
[14:07:55] <AzumaHazuki> plus half the time i'm in Falkon and half the time in Firefox, soooo
[14:08:02] <Runaway1956> Everyone here knows that you can white list a site to keep the cookies to always stay logged in
[14:08:14] <Runaway1956> LOLOL
[14:08:17] <AzumaHazuki> come on now, if you think that was me, link it, and if it was, i'll reply to it with an apology
[14:08:17] <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard, go for spiderman mask then. I'd think that Vader would be more appropriate for construction, but spiderman will do.
[14:08:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt c is for cookie
[14:08:28] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Sesame Street: Cookie Monster Sings C is for Cookie
[14:08:28] <AzumaHazuki> but otherwise? i don't think you actually believe that was me and you're just trolling
[14:08:55] <Runaway1956> So you fix that one, and none of the others?
[14:08:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, i don't wear a mask doing construction. who'm i gonna infect, the roomie?
[14:09:08] <AzumaHazuki> what others? link them all if you think it's me
[14:09:21] <AzumaHazuki> and, again, you can ask for IP hashes. i don't proxy or hide my external IP address
[14:09:35] <Runaway1956> lolol
[14:09:38] <c0lo> The construction, you dummy.
[14:09:48] <AzumaHazuki> sounds to me like you don't even believe your own words...
[14:09:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't handing out ip hashes. i'm not even looking at them unless someone gives me a cookie.
[14:10:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause you bastards made me hungry
[14:10:16] * AzumaHazuki gives Uzzard a cookie, found it in the back of the cabinet when she moved in
[14:10:33] <AzumaHazuki> disclaimer: may, for all I know, be a "special" cookie. the room smelled a little...weed-y when i moved in
[14:11:14] <AzumaHazuki> so if runaway will put his money where his mouth/anus is, we can all find out :) I'll be expecting an apology if that wasn't actually me by the way, runaway
[14:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, unless she was using a proxy/vpn, she's not posted AC in the past year.
[14:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> cookies is cookies
[14:12:34] * c0lo lodged one bug, one more to go. Yikes.
[14:12:35] <Runaway1956> Unless she was using a proxy/vpn, yes
[14:12:56] <AzumaHazuki> see? you stupid paranoid self-pitying revanchist shitbag. and no, i'm not using a proxy or VPN, not with what I know about the providers hanging onto your data
[14:13:07] <AzumaHazuki> same reason I don't use Tor, because it screams "honeypot"
[14:13:12] <Runaway1956> roflmao
[14:13:28] <c0lo> Runaway1956, Zumi doesn't have a monopoly in cursing you.
[14:13:33] <AzumaHazuki> what idiot would use an anonymizing service developed by the US intelligence agency?
[14:14:01] <Runaway1956> do you use the intarwebz?
[14:14:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, check PIA. they've gone to court multiple times and never divulged a drop of user info. doesn't mean they're not a CIA front but you gets what you pays for.
[14:14:31] <AzumaHazuki> just for lulz, let's see these comments that have you so upset. I bet it's in that one journal where you got like a dozen ACs unloading all over you. understandable you'd think that's all me
[14:14:34] <Runaway1956> as I recall, the underlying technology on which the entire internet rests was developed by the USN
[14:14:46] <AzumaHazuki> but no, a lot of people see you for what you are and they're as sick of your bullshit as i am, apparently
[14:14:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, incorrect. al gore invented it.
[14:15:23] <Runaway1956> TMB - PIA has been bought by Israel - it's not as secure as it used to be
[14:15:42] <Runaway1956> or, at least, less assuredly secure
[14:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> well crap. just as well i didn't renew i guess.
[14:16:21] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs and goes to do the trash day thing
[14:16:40] * AzumaHazuki noticed runaway shut the fuck up real quick about her supposedly posting AC :D
[14:17:05] * Runaway1956 has made his statement - it stands as is - and I need not 'justify' it for you
[14:17:11] <AzumaHazuki> face it, no one likes you and no one wants to hear your stupid bullshit. it's not just me. you've worn out your welcome and no one wants you around
[14:17:11] <Runaway1956> check your own posts
[14:17:29] * Runaway1956 searches hard for a give-a-damn
[14:17:45] <c0lo> TMB, check Ted Stevens' upgrade of intertubes.
[14:18:02] <AzumaHazuki> you are the poster child for that clownshoe bullshit that went down on 6 January and the entire forum knows it. you're just gonna get madder and madder, cross a line you shouldn't, and you'll have the feds up your ass in jig time
[14:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, unsupported by facts. his karma stays as good as yours.
[14:18:30] * Runaway1956 checks moderations on comments with 5 or more downmods and 5 or more upmods
[14:18:35] <c0lo> But I like Runaway, Zumi.
[14:18:41] <AzumaHazuki> so? we know he sockpuppets
[14:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, only one person ever did that
[14:18:57] <Runaway1956> lolol
[14:19:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone's least favorite dipshit troll
[14:19:21] <AzumaHazuki> eh, i'd have to believe you since you see the hashes, except...we also know he DOES use a VPN/proxy
[14:20:06] <AzumaHazuki> either that or he's suddenly decided to flee to russia :D
[14:20:09] <Runaway1956> 'zumi if I had to log in to mod myself up, I'd have to admit I were no better than all the dipshits who DO mod me down without reason
[14:20:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, he'd need a lot of accounts too. it's not hard to spot sock puppeting. at least not hard to spot likely sock puppeting.
[14:20:38] * Runaway1956 wonders if Azuma has ever seen a moderation panel
[14:21:01] <AzumaHazuki> the thing is, runaway, you are no better than any of the ACs. and you get modded down because you're a tiresome fucking bore
[14:21:16] <Runaway1956> LOLOLOLOL
[14:21:24] <AzumaHazuki> assuming all those ACs are different people, you've now got a decent size chunk of the forum telling you to slag off
[14:21:34] * Runaway1956 enjoys living free in 'zumi's head
[14:21:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone with strong opinions has that
[14:22:08] <AzumaHazuki> your brand is gone, what little credibility you ever had is shot to hell...why do you even post any more? you've got no new material. it's gonna be Q Cucks Klan talking points for the rest of your life
[14:22:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, quit distracting me or ima end up with a full trash can for a week
[14:22:29] <Runaway1956> so, your mission in life is to discredit me,
[14:22:32] * TheMightyBuzzard goes
[14:22:38] <AzumaHazuki> no, you're doing that yourself
[14:22:47] <Runaway1956> LOLOLOLOL
[14:22:48] <AzumaHazuki> my mission in life right now is to get to canada
[14:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're all anonymous knuckleheads on the internet. you don't have any credit to begin with.
[14:23:18] * Runaway1956 wonders if 'zumi can pass Canada's background check
[14:23:49] <AzumaHazuki> oh definitely. no criminal record, no DUI since I don't drive, gainfully employed, technically already have enough saved to go in with a job offer
[14:24:04] <AzumaHazuki> no illnesses, no disabilities worse than poor vision and hearing, etc
[14:24:08] <Runaway1956> but you DO have an internet history using your real name
[14:24:15] <AzumaHazuki> yes, and?
[14:24:28] <Runaway1956> LOLOLOLOL
[14:24:33] <AzumaHazuki> there's nothing bad in it. unless you think the Canadians are also part of the Q Cucks Klan :D
[14:24:59] <AzumaHazuki> what, you think they're gonna refuse me entry because i swear at a bunch of apologists in between ripping their specious arguments apart?
[14:25:38] <AzumaHazuki> go on, this should be amusing :)
[14:25:48] <Runaway1956> Your entire history on the internet is available because your opsec sucks ass worse than my own
[14:26:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AI-Powered Text From This Program Could Fool the Government - https://sylnt.us
[14:26:15] <AzumaHazuki> i also have nothing to hide :)
[14:26:26] <Runaway1956> That's what you say to us . . . .
[14:27:29] <raxas> is it time to replace governments with ais yet
[14:27:55] <Runaway1956> Haven't you heard? Artificial intelligence is more racist than humans are.
[14:28:29] <Runaway1956> Maybe they shouldn't train AIs on 4Chan?
[14:28:43] <AzumaHazuki> "Oh jeez, she's a giant lesbian and she...hold the phone, she ships who with who? Really? Poor taste in GL couples, entry denied!"
[14:29:10] <Runaway1956> not even giant - just a mundane mediocrity
[14:29:19] <AzumaHazuki> sure. i will definitely be barred entry because i curse at fundamentalists and happen to think Portia di Rossi would be better off with someone other than Ellen
[14:29:38] <AzumaHazuki> like, i knew all that fake nicey-nice stuff on her show was an act
[14:29:51] <Runaway1956> dafuq is a portia di rossi?
[14:30:08] <AzumaHazuki> oh dear sweet summer child... :D
[14:30:22] <Runaway1956> Port of Rossi? In Italy?
[14:30:29] <Runaway1956> never heard of it
[14:30:31] <AzumaHazuki> whatever floats your gondola
[14:30:34] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:30:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5464
[14:30:59] <Bytram> OMG what a chatty lot you've been today!
[14:31:18] <AzumaHazuki> so, are you ever going to post anything interesting and relevant from now on, or will it just be more sullen whining until you drop dead of residual assmad? inquiring minds want to know
[14:31:27] <Runaway1956> internet search reveals you are speaking of Ellen Degenerate
[14:31:36] <AzumaHazuki> indeed. she is not a nice person
[14:31:45] <AzumaHazuki> still better with women than you :D
[14:32:01] <Runaway1956> I knew that the first time I ever saw a TV screen with her on it
[14:32:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt i think we're alone now tiffany
[14:32:04] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- I Think We&#39;re Alone Now
[14:32:32] <AzumaHazuki> hey now not every woman who looks butch is a lesbian
[14:32:32] <Runaway1956> Isn't she like 1991 or something like that? A has-been?
[14:32:58] <AzumaHazuki> i thought she didn't even get on TV till the mid 2000s? I haven't watched much television since the turn of the century
[14:33:20] <Runaway1956> I haven't watched television since about 2000
[14:33:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> 03
[14:33:36] <Runaway1956> for varying definitions of "watch"
[14:33:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> might've had something before that, dunno. slept since then.
[14:33:52] <AzumaHazuki> she's basically gay white Oprah, which is enough reason not to watch her show IMO
[14:34:54] <Runaway1956> I type "when did ellen degeners" and autocomplete gives me "die" lol
[14:35:20] <Runaway1956> She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002
[14:36:03] <AzumaHazuki> that brand is long since overplayed then, ugh
[14:36:44] <AzumaHazuki> 26 years of this? 26 years ago i was in first grade wondering why i had to do math
[14:37:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> 26 years ago i was admining a dialup isp
[14:37:19] <Runaway1956> You were 9 years old in first grade?
[14:37:29] <AzumaHazuki> 6. i'm 32
[14:37:40] <AzumaHazuki> i know you have math trouble yourself, soooo
[14:37:43] <Runaway1956> You were 31 like five years ago
[14:38:01] <AzumaHazuki> er...what?
[14:38:03] <Runaway1956> women
[14:38:12] <AzumaHazuki> good lord, you're nuts
[14:38:21] <AzumaHazuki> "women," sure. you have no success with women
[14:38:38] <AzumaHazuki> here's a free hint: if you think all women you interact with are nuts, maybe the problem is you, not them
[14:39:00] <Runaway1956> Of course women are nuts - most of them like men
[14:39:26] * Runaway1956 asks all the guys here if they would go out with themselves
[14:39:27] <AzumaHazuki> they can't help it. it's one of those biological imperative things. believe me, if there were any choice in the matter we'd ALL be gay
[14:39:41] <Runaway1956> lololol
[14:39:44] <AzumaHazuki> i've had friends outright tell me they wish they were even a little bisexual
[14:40:14] <AzumaHazuki> it's not all unicorns and rainbows of course. lesbian dating is potentially insane drama. so many headgames. and the U-Haul joke is only half a joke
[14:40:27] <Runaway1956> they were being nice to their gay friend when they said that
[14:40:58] <AzumaHazuki> considering both of them were coming off bad breakups and one of them still had the bruises? i doubt it
[14:41:19] <Runaway1956> I would laugh, but I won't laugh at abuse
[14:41:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, i wouldn't. i work for myself and don't approve of office romances.
[14:41:32] <Runaway1956> but both went out and found themselves new men
[14:41:42] <AzumaHazuki> I don't know if Lena ever did actually
[14:41:46] <c0lo> https://www.bustle.com
[14:41:47] <systemd> ^ 03Why I Want Straight Women To Stop Telling Me They Wish They Were Gay
[14:42:31] * Runaway1956 chuckles at TMB
[14:43:08] <AzumaHazuki> and yeah that article is kind of on the nose. i was nice, though, they were suffering :(
[14:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, just FYI, most guys think you're all crazy in varying degrees and flavors.
[14:43:54] <AzumaHazuki> no surprise there. same as most southern idiots think they're gonna win the civil war
[14:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> finding a flavor of crazy that compliments your own is the trick
[14:44:03] <AzumaHazuki> facts don't care about their feelings either :D
[14:44:35] <AzumaHazuki> for my part, i don't think most men are crazy. i think most of them are thoughtless as hell, but that's only because society is set up that way for them
[14:44:39] <Runaway1956> 1 in 5 Americans are psychologically sick - and most are women
[14:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, our brains genuinely do not work even sort of like female brains
[14:45:34] <AzumaHazuki> why is it most of the really sick ones, the violence-prone ones, the criminals, the murderers, the schizophrenics--are men, runaway? :) see, you're lying with statistics by omission. you're not stratifying by illness type
[14:45:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> long settled science. are you anti-science?
[14:45:49] <AzumaHazuki> dysthymia and paranoid violent schizophrenia are not the same thing
[14:45:55] <Runaway1956> wow, everyone gonna let my last statement stand?
[14:46:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AI-Powered Text from this Program Could Fool the Government - https://sylnt.us
[14:46:23] <AzumaHazuki> given what i've seen in this country 1 in 5 may be a low estimate, and i'd be damn amazed if at least 20% of women weren't depressed
[14:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're genetically predisposed to be better at violence. were violence as viable an option for women, they'd be much more similar.
[14:46:54] <Runaway1956> there are not enough ls and os to lolololol that 'zumi
[14:46:57] <AzumaHazuki> i wonder about that. i've known a few amazingly violent women
[14:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but exception rather than the rule. far end of the curve.
[14:47:28] <AzumaHazuki> so, question...why is this something to be proud of?
[14:47:40] <AzumaHazuki> as opposed to worked around?
[14:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> um, because violence is a very effective tool.
[14:48:02] <Runaway1956> the world is what it is, not what you wish it were
[14:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> what he said
[14:48:13] <Runaway1956> and guys aren't going to apologize for being guys
[14:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless they're from california
[14:48:25] <Runaway1956> if masculinity is toxic, so be it
[14:48:44] <AzumaHazuki> violence has its place. it has to be used like a scalpel, though, and too many men use it like a sledgehammer
[14:49:11] <AzumaHazuki> violence got the bullying to stop in 7th grade, for example, and if you think girls don't get physical you've never been to a NYC public school
[14:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and too many women think it has no place. which is why we have school shootings instead of fights at recess.
[14:49:45] <AzumaHazuki> no, pretty sure we have school shootings because sick people get their hands on improperly-stored weapons and ammo
[14:49:51] <Runaway1956> we don't live in a metaphysical world
[14:50:07] <AzumaHazuki> what the fuck does that word salad even mean?
[14:50:15] <Runaway1956> we have school shootings because schools make people sick
[14:50:41] <AzumaHazuki> i'd agree the system we have sucks complete monkey scrotum, yes
[14:50:45] <Runaway1956> the "word salad" means we don't live in some woman's fantasy world
[14:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. we had MUCH easier access to firearms. so unless you're going to say not whipping your kids' asses causes mental illness, it's something else.
[14:51:07] <AzumaHazuki> it's very 19th century. read up on Emile Durkheim and the "social efficiency curriculum" for some background as to why US schools suck
[14:51:25] <AzumaHazuki> the tl;dr is they're based on churning out mindless factory workers
[14:51:43] <Runaway1956> Fuck 19th century - people are denying being human - no more and no less human than the humans who lived 3000 years ago
[14:51:50] <Runaway1956> just fuck 19th century
[14:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, fuck, half the kids in my town growing up owned at least one firearm by 10
[14:52:04] <AzumaHazuki> why? if you don't know where the roots of the present problem are you can't fix it
[14:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> not borrowed daddy's, owned.
[14:52:26] <Runaway1956> we just told you the roots - boys aren't allowed to be boys
[14:52:44] <AzumaHazuki> this is what happens when teaching is considered a low-status position only suitable for women :D
[14:52:49] <AzumaHazuki> karma's a biiiiiiiiitch
[14:53:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. sit still, be quiet, be polite, don't even argue much less fight.
[14:53:30] <AzumaHazuki> though it seems to me like the problem is more corporate-like fear of liability than anything gender-based. schools seem to be run like businesses now
[14:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> lawsuits
[14:54:10] <AzumaHazuki> right. runaway insists it's all about deh wimminz because he's feeling personally emasculated though, and bahgawwwd he's gonna punch down to self-soothe
[14:54:25] <Runaway1956> And, there, you have it wrong
[14:54:34] <AzumaHazuki> suuuuure i do :D
[14:54:36] <Runaway1956> I don't blame women, I blame progressives
[14:54:47] <Runaway1956> or, is progressivism suddenly gender based?
[14:55:02] <AzumaHazuki> oh, right, your other bogeyman. thank a progressive you have healthcare, a reasonable workday, clean drinking water, etc
[14:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> boys need to run, fall down, get a little hurt, and fight. not allowing any of that is very bad for them.
[14:55:45] <AzumaHazuki> agreed, actually. kids aren't physically constituted to sit still all the damn time
[14:56:07] <AzumaHazuki> even i played kickball and soccer in elementary school, apparently being juuuuust old enough to be in the last age cohort that was all allowed
[14:56:11] <Runaway1956> adults aren't constituted to sit still all the damn time either
[14:56:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially the ones with anything approaching add/adhd
[14:56:22] <Runaway1956> how many psychotics sit through the day in an office,
[14:56:30] <Runaway1956> and come out wanting to punch holes in walls
[14:56:31] * TheMightyBuzzard misses dodgeball
[14:57:01] <AzumaHazuki> i cannot stay in one place. i'm so glad my job includes at least 90 minutes a day of rounding and lots of walking around and doing stuff with my hands
[14:57:12] * Runaway1956 drove a desk for awhile - and couldn't get away from it fast enough
[14:57:13] <AzumaHazuki> plus, access to lots of medical information to educate myself with on real downtime
[14:57:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wasn't even especially good at it since everyone was bigger than me, but it was fun because nobody always loses right away.
[14:57:46] <AzumaHazuki> dodgeball, that was fun. i actually ended up being the last one standing in the last game of second grade. fun :)
[14:57:48] <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard, re "boys need to run, fall down,..." why is that specific to boys?
[14:57:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GitHub Received DMCA from MPA Over Torrent Tracker Source Code - https://sylnt.us - blob/master/nyaa/templates/home.html
[14:58:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, it's good for girls too but boys NEED it
[14:58:12] <AzumaHazuki> c0lo: because runaway is feeling emasculated and victimized, and his instinct is to sink back into reactionary cliches
[14:58:14] <Runaway1956> colo - it's only more true of boys than girls
[14:58:30] <c0lo> Disagree.
[14:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, it's okay, you can be wrong if you really want.
[14:58:57] <Runaway1956> Disagree all you like, but many girls are perfectly happy sitting in the house playing dolls 80% of the time
[14:59:00] <AzumaHazuki> ...fuck i wish i could sleep. need to be up in 6 hours for a 12 hour shift. 4 of training in the IV room because these idiots threw me on nights without any, and 8 of a normal rounder shift
[14:59:23] <Runaway1956> try melatonin
[14:59:35] <AzumaHazuki> already did. 3mg doesn't seem to work except for giving me odd nightmares
[14:59:42] <Runaway1956> the wife forced it on me, just beat me senseless and forced me to take it
[14:59:46] <Runaway1956> seems to work
[14:59:56] <AzumaHazuki> ...thankfully i sometimes have insane cryokinetic powers in these nightmares so i can at least kill the monsters
[14:59:59] <c0lo> The beating?
[15:00:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> melatonin's for folks who don't have the luxury of getting sleepy after sex.
[15:00:30] <AzumaHazuki> the dream version of a co-worker i haven't seen in years said "You fight like a cross between Sub Zero and a roided-out, super angry Sailor Mercury and it's creepy to watch"
[15:00:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> watch too much frozen, did you?
[15:00:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> do you want to build a snowman?
[15:01:00] <AzumaHazuki> i'd always had an affinity for ice and snow. the cold DOES bother me but not as much as you'd expect
[15:01:42] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, i'm all air and water even if i seem fiery at times. think of it as liquid-nitrogen burns
[15:01:49] <c0lo> Why are snowman gendered by name?
[15:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i fucking hate it. the only good thing about winter is shoving a snowball in TR's boy child's ear. once. after that it can fuck right off back up to 50+
[15:02:14] <AzumaHazuki> depends on where you put yon carrot'n'coals, c0lo :D
[15:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, snowballs
[15:02:18] <AzumaHazuki> "he's doing a handstand!"
[15:02:19] <Runaway1956> snowmen are snowmen because you're punished for making anatomically correct snowgirls
[15:03:08] <c0lo> TMB, consider this - frozen boobs won't sag.
[15:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i actually kinda like making calvin snowmen.
[15:03:18] <AzumaHazuki> i distinctly remember getting in trouble for making a correct snow*man,* as in, very much a man
[15:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> good on ya
[15:03:30] <Runaway1956> lol - was going to post link to Calvin comics
[15:03:51] <AzumaHazuki> was a very literal-minded child
[15:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i made a snowman with a little brother in it once. turned out to be a less than enjoyable experience for him what with the freezing and not being able to breathe.
[15:05:14] <Runaway1956> Little brothers - can't do much with them, they start crying
[15:05:50] * Runaway1956 remembers having little brother hold the spark plug wire so I could crank the lawn mower - 4 years in a row
[15:05:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR used his little sister as a test pilot for his riskier ideas. i just jumped into mine with both feet.
[15:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! i love that trick.
[15:06:15] <raxas> Ana Schariac is the latest Herrscher of Ice https://i.ytimg.com
[15:06:31] <Runaway1956> parents had no sense of humor back then - if they ever developed one
[15:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, my dad's the one who taught me that trick
[15:06:56] <Runaway1956> lol
[15:07:11] <AzumaHazuki> raxas: that's trippy looking
[15:09:37] <raxas> the bloom is her weakness
[15:11:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i dig that my shopping list for this morning includes both groceries and lumber. i deeply enjoy knowing how to do all kinds of shit.
[15:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, i need to get russian language packs for rosetta stone. tired of having to wait for subtitles on the i_am_puma videos.
[15:21:42] <Runaway1956> I may start cheering BLM and Antifa on now -
[15:21:45] <Runaway1956> https://www.koin.com
[15:21:53] <systemd> ^ 03Inauguration Day in Portland: Tear gas, arrests, demonstrations
[15:21:56] <Runaway1956> thanks to an AC for that link
[15:22:08] <raxas> AzumaHazuki: but beware, Honkai3rd universe merged today with Neon Genesis Evangelion universe in collab event. so if you want to begin play, everything is completely crazy after update
[15:23:30] <AzumaHazuki> uh...i know a little bit about what Evangelion is but none of the rest makes sense to me
[15:23:39] <AzumaHazuki> also wasn't that a show, not a game?
[15:24:19] <Bytram> =w Evangelion
[15:24:20] <systemd> Neon Genesis Evangelion (Japanese: 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン, Hepburn: Shinseiki Evangerion, lit. &quot;New Century Gospel&quot;) is a Japanese mecha anime television series produced - https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:24:37] <Bytram> hth ;)
[15:24:43] <Bytram> gtg, biab
[15:25:42] <AzumaHazuki> i knew it was about giant robots, yeah
[15:25:43] <raxas> Asuka lost in Honkai universe, be rescued tomorrow by Hyperion crew, will become a Valkyre of Schicksal/Antientropy faction
[15:25:58] <AzumaHazuki> and apparently it gets really trippy and scary near the end?
[15:27:25] <raxas> new eva movie was to be released saturday, but in japan there is now emergency state, and there are legal problems around studios
[15:28:01] <raxas> so it seems chinese big money were thrown in the pot now
[15:28:53] <AzumaHazuki> wasn't eva from the late 90s?
[15:29:13] <AzumaHazuki> i only know a few anime and they're all yuri/GL series so...
[15:29:38] <raxas> I expect Asuka will become more of a Antientropy type, they have Enstein and Tesla and they're good with mechas too
[15:30:14] <AzumaHazuki> if you say so...?
[15:30:41] <raxas> the best quote ever: covid-19 is the 19th Angel
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[15:33:05] <raxas> no asuka as chibi in dormitories though, just a combat suit, still locked
[15:45:53] <Runaway1956> =submit https://kfor.com
[15:46:04] <systemd> Submitting "Seminole Nation provides clarification after letter sent to oil companies"...
[15:46:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Seminole Nation Provides Clarification After Letter Sent to Oil Companies" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:47:37] <Runaway1956> Australia needs to take note of this one!
[15:47:49] <Runaway1956> =submit https://nypost.com
[15:47:51] <systemd> Submitting "Google reaches agreement to pay French publishers for content"...
[15:48:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Google Reaches Agreement to Pay French Publishers for Content" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:48:24] <Runaway1956> It gives them leverage against Google in their own plot to charge for Oz content
[15:49:59] <Runaway1956> lol - "biden is already draining the swamp" - borrowing from Trump - and again LOL
[15:53:31] <AzumaHazuki> He Lost, Get Over It (TM(
[15:54:30] <Runaway1956> lololol
[15:54:56] <Runaway1956> Biden removes bust of Winston Churchill - he's definitely not an anglophile
[15:54:57] <raxas> he lost, now just get ready for 74mln sized re-education camps for his followers
[15:55:20] <Runaway1956> That's when SHTF raxas
[15:56:13] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[15:56:17] <systemd> ^ 03UK police tipped off about ‘illegal rave’ show up to find cold pensioners queuing for Covid vaccine
[15:56:41] <FatPhil> parkinsons being interpreted as dancing?
[15:56:44] <Runaway1956> they need about ten million more fals leads
[15:57:05] <raxas> I noted elsewhere, those voters will not disappear in terrain like they did in databases, that's something digitalists don't understand yet
[15:57:32] <Runaway1956> very true
[16:06:01] <Runaway1956> https://www.iihs.org
[16:06:02] <systemd> ^ 03Parents worry vehicle tech might prevent teens from mastering the basics
[16:06:15] <Runaway1956> don't let that schnoz hit you when she turns her head
[16:06:46] <Runaway1956> Or, is that a she? Hard to tell with the new generations
[16:09:05] <Runaway1956> Biden has already killed 4400 Americans!
[16:09:08] <Runaway1956> https://bbcbreakingnews.com
[16:09:09] <systemd> ^ 03More than 4,400 Americans die from COVID-19 on the same day President Biden is sworn in – BreakingNews
[16:09:46] <AzumaHazuki> not even you believe that to be the truth
[16:10:01] <AzumaHazuki> and i'll remind you who mismanaged this pandemic. hint: not sleepy joe biden
[16:10:39] <AzumaHazuki> ...look, if this level of weak-wristed pap is all you're going to spew out for the next 8 years, let us know ahead of time so we can filter you, k?
[16:10:45] <Runaway1956> It's hard as hell to smoke with a mask on
[16:10:48] <Runaway1956> https://bbcbreakingnews.com
[16:10:49] <systemd> ^ 03Man without mask filmed smoking on Tube train during lockdown – BreakingNews
[16:11:18] <Runaway1956> No way does Biden live for 8 years, presuming that he could win again
[16:11:37] <Runaway1956> Neither does Trump, or La-La Pelosi
[16:12:44] <Runaway1956> One person said: ‘If only I was there… I’d give a disapproving sigh before moving to another carriage.’
[16:12:45] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, but your fat orange shitsack is going to splt the GOP right down the middle :)
[16:12:59] <Runaway1956> That is what passes for British forcefulness? ROFLMAO
[16:13:22] <Runaway1956> FFS, give up on that schtick
[16:13:26] <AzumaHazuki> the problem with fanatics is their supposed unity doesn't hold up once there's a fracture. then you get two sets of fanatics, going at it like the hatfields and the mccoys
[16:13:46] <AzumaHazuki> no :) he's just insane enough to do it and 1/3 of the base or more will splinter and follow him
[16:13:53] <raxas> reminds me of Warhammer40k marines smoking regularly in their scafs, the same gag passed into SpaceCraft
[16:14:07] <AzumaHazuki> i can't think of a better ending to the GOP than to have is destroyed by the very monster they willingly created
[16:14:35] <AzumaHazuki> and with that, the nyquil is hitting, so i'm going to rest up before this insane upcoming shift
[16:14:55] <AzumaHazuki> keep on cuckin', runaway :) you and all your kind got played
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[16:16:15] <Runaway1956> Ooooh! For 300 pounds I can buy my own Ethiopian!
[16:16:18] <Runaway1956> https://www.bbc.com
[16:16:19] <systemd> ^ 03The baby stealers
[16:41:11] <FatPhil> https://www.barrons.com
[16:41:13] <systemd> ^ 03Five Dead In India Vaccine Plant Fire; Coronavirus Drug Production Unaffected
[17:08:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Origin Of Cut, Copy, and Paste - https://sylnt.us - how'd-we-get-here-from-there?
[17:27:06] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.thegatewaypundit.com maybe it was an FBI agent?
[17:27:07] <systemd> Submitting "FBI Still Can't Find the DNC-RNC Pipe Bomber from January 6th -- Why Is That?"...
[17:27:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03FBI Still Can't Find the DNC-RNC Pipe Bomber From January 6th -- Why is That?" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:34:39] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.upi.com Nobrainer: kids in school spread ALL communicable diseases!
[17:34:41] <systemd> Submitting "Study: Children much more likely to spread COVID-19 to others"...
[17:35:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Study: Children Much More Likely to Spread COVID-19 to Others" (17p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:40:28] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.livescience.com
[17:40:31] <systemd> Submitting "Massive new dinosaur might be the largest creature to ever roam Earth"...
[17:40:52] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Massive New Dinosaur Might be the Largest Creature to Ever Roam Earth" (21p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:46:18] <Runaway1956> https://bigleaguepolitics.com
[17:46:19] <systemd> ^ 03Biden White House Makes YouTube Upload of Inaugural Speech 'Unlisted' After Being Flooded With Dislikes - Big League Politics
[17:46:32] <Runaway1956> That's the "popular vote" winner?
[17:48:16] <Runaway1956> Argentina is the Lizard Capital of the WORLD!!
[17:48:19] <Runaway1956> https://www.livescience.com
[17:48:21] <systemd> ^ 03Massive new dinosaur might be the largest creature to ever roam Earth
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[17:54:51] <pinchy> more fake dinosaur bones again?
[17:55:17] <raxas> Runaway1956: query plz
[19:22:19] <Runaway1956> Going by the headline alone, we might suspect some kind of insurgency in New York
[19:22:24] <Runaway1956> https://www.zerohedge.com
[19:22:25] <systemd> ^ 03ZeroHedge
[19:22:33] <Runaway1956> Idiot reporters . . .
[19:25:43] <Runaway1956> https://redstate.com
[19:25:43] <systemd> ^ 03RedState
[19:26:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Scientists Develop Gene Therapy Which Could Delay Aging - https://sylnt.us - in-mice
[19:27:25] <Runaway1956> https://twitter.com
[19:28:20] <chromas> What's with all these websites just giving their name as the title?
[19:28:24] <chromas> systemd--
[19:28:24] <Bender> karma - systemd: -34
[19:28:50] <chromas> even curl with default ua gives a title
[19:30:57] * chromas blames global warming
[19:36:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FAA Approves First Commercial Drone Flights With No On-Site Pilots - https://sylnt.us - buzz-off
[19:50:08] <raxas> I observe some kind of meta redirect on zerohedge stuff
[19:59:26] <raxas> https://www.mirror.co.uk
[19:59:27] <systemd> ^ 03Hidden message added to White House website after Joe Biden became President
[20:01:03] <raxas> "If you are reading this I need help' is how my documentation looks like as well." :DDDDD
[20:10:39] <Bytram> =asub https://www.cnn.com
[20:10:47] <systemd> Submitting "Newly discovered giant galaxies dwarf the Milky Way"...
[20:11:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Newly Discovered Giant Galaxies Dwarf the Milky Way" (6p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[21:15:28] <Runaway1956> That's a subversive sub Bytram
[21:15:51] <Runaway1956> Everybody knows that our galaxy is the biggest and the bestest and the most flavorfulest
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[21:23:49] <pinchy> and the fakest
[22:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Bot Turns Reddit Comments Into Ace Attorney Debates - https://sylnt.us
[22:37:31] <raxas> https://www.youtube.com
[22:37:33] <systemd> ^ 03Mitsuboshi Colors - Poop is our final destination.
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