#soylent | Logs for 2021-01-15

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[00:00:14] <FatPhil> jesus, that sounds good
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[00:03:29] <FatPhil> went back to an old favourite restaurant for an old favourite dish today - grilled tuna steak, and we've decided that every time they do that as the lunch special we should grab it. However, it was well short of 1Lb.
[00:04:39] <c0lo> Long covid, short Lb
[00:05:20] <FatPhil> First case ever of politicians seeing a policy achieve nothing and not decide "therefore we must do more of it!" detected. After 3 weeks of restaurants being t/a only, and case numbers soaring, they've decided to let you sit down again, as of next week.
[00:06:36] <FatPhil> I wonder if it was anything to do with 90% of the cases provably being friends and family of toxoids crossing the Russian border every fucking day?
[00:08:45] <FatPhil> Our biggest cluster recently was a busload of nuns who went there (and returned). Oldies - deaths expected. God hates nuns.
[00:17:57] <c0lo> God loves old nuns, takes them sooner.
[00:19:50] <FatPhil> Are they done yet? Nope, leave them in a little bit longer, then take the whole tray.
[00:21:05] <FatPhil> I noticed Scotland lost an archibishop the other day too. God's starting to get confused in his old age, and getting careless.
[00:21:15] <FatPhil> What if *god* gets covid?!?!?
[00:35:01] <c0lo> What? You think the almigthy god cannot get covid if so he wishes?
[00:35:33] <c0lo> It's happening. The cardboard transfer of power. https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au
[00:35:34] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter Users Cheer As Surest Sign Of Trump's Departure Reaches White House
[01:02:50] <Runaway1956_> That's silly fatphil - you can't lose an archbishop
[01:03:04] <Runaway1956_> Just follow the sounds of the altarboys
[01:03:15] <Runaway1956_> or the choirboys
[01:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> or look beside the knight
[01:26:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Launches Tiger Lake-H35, Jasper Lake, and More at CES 2021 - https://sylnt.us
[01:26:54] <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard s/knight/archknight/
[01:27:06] <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard: s/knight/archknight/
[01:27:06] <SedBot> <c0lo> <TheMightyBuzzard> or look beside the archknight
[01:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, s/arch/dark/
[01:27:38] <SedBot> <TheMightyBuzzard> <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard s/knight/darkknight/
[01:28:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> batman++
[01:28:24] <Bender> karma - batman: 4
[01:29:32] <AzumaHazuki> lol, cardboard transfer of power
[01:30:08] <AzumaHazuki> the inside of those boxes must be hilarious. i bet one of them is just the culture-medium tank for growing new toupees for Schmuck a l'Orange
[01:30:32] <c0lo> AzumaHazuki, why the lol? It's normalcy creeping back in.
[01:30:57] <AzumaHazuki> we are never going back to "normal." Not after what happened these last few years. that ship has long sailed
[01:31:08] <AzumaHazuki> what we got with the Biden win is maximum 2 years' reprieve
[01:31:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on how he plays it
[01:31:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> if he clintons his way along, it could actually calm things down.
[01:32:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> if he tries even a quarter of the shit he promised, it's gonna get very ugly
[01:32:25] <c0lo> Well, the Chinese will reeducate you then. Fail at this and USA will no longer have a stand.
[01:32:53] <AzumaHazuki> that's what uzzard wants. he broke cover on the forums earlier and revealed himself to be the same stripe of seditious fuckstain as runaway, just less outwardly angry about it
[01:33:04] <AzumaHazuki> he would rather see the entire nation collapse than pay taxes
[01:33:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, whadda ya mean? killing tyrannical fuckwads is as american as apple pie and baseball.
[01:33:36] <AzumaHazuki> and THAT, just now from him, was an indirect threat that Biden had better not do anything to try and fix the problems
[01:33:46] <AzumaHazuki> jesus, uzzard, you are dumber than a triple-decker brick hoagie
[01:34:02] <c0lo> And, rather than focusing on what to do to get outta hole, you keep digging. You think is wise, Zumi?
[01:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> am i wrong? is him doing what he said going to produce LESS strife?
[01:34:26] <AzumaHazuki> in the short term no. just like how alcohol-ing a wound hurts for a bit. in the long term? hell to the yes
[01:34:27] <c0lo> You know, ignoring someone is still a possible reaction.
[01:34:37] <AzumaHazuki> just like how NOT treating an infected wound leads to gangrene and sepsis
[01:34:37] * Runaway1956_ studies 'Sedition Manual of Arms'
[01:34:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> in the long term you don't have a way forward for your side period
[01:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you won't fight and die for your beliefs
[01:35:06] <AzumaHazuki> i would rather fight and live for them. dying for your beliefs is easy. living isn't.
[01:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that's why you've already lost
[01:35:33] * Runaway1956_ prefers to make the other guy die for his beliefs
[01:35:36] <AzumaHazuki> that's something you wannabe patriot cosplayers don't seem to get...dying for your beliefs is the coward's way out. it's harder to live and support them
[01:35:40] * TheMightyBuzzard does as well
[01:35:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> you won't be given that option, i promise you.
[01:36:03] <c0lo> Get a room, you 3. A padded one, preferably.
[01:36:11] <AzumaHazuki> i won't be given what option, pray tell? :) elaborate. in detail
[01:36:18] <AzumaHazuki> because that sounded like a death threat
[01:36:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, only if you join us
[01:36:21] <Runaway1956_> So, the question is, which hill do they want to die on? I'm flexible.
[01:36:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, you don't get the option to live for your beliefs when bullets start flying.
[01:37:02] <AzumaHazuki> see what i hear from you is "you're wrong and i'll kill you for being wrong"
[01:37:04] * c0lo goes to look of WTF that perforce fucking shit thinks it's doin'
[01:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956_, not picky as long as it doesn't have snow on it.
[01:37:11] <AzumaHazuki> if this isn't what you're saying, please do clarify, uzzard
[01:37:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> clean your ears
[01:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> what you should hear is if you keep pushing your oppression on me, i will kill you.
[01:37:40] * Runaway1956_ starts sweeping the snow from the hilltops
[01:37:42] <AzumaHazuki> Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
[01:38:07] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: "what you should hear is if you keep pushing your oppression on me, i will kill you." ??
[01:38:11] <AzumaHazuki> just for that I'll send you a wedding photo when Lisa and I get married <3 we'll oppress you with being women and married to each other. Help help you're being oppressed!
[01:38:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, i don't care what you do. i care that you tell me what i have to do.
[01:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, yes
[01:38:53] <AzumaHazuki> you have to deal with me and Lisa being married :)
[01:39:17] <Runaway1956_> That sounds like a threat - they're coming to live with you Buzzard.
[01:39:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't have a problem with you being married. do so with my blessing and adopt many kids.
[01:39:33] <AzumaHazuki> then what oppression am i inflicting on you?
[01:40:01] <AzumaHazuki> you DO know the red states receive more tax money than they pay right? if your "all taxation is theft" idiocy were to be humored, TN would be an even worse shithole than it already is
[01:40:09] <Runaway1956_> Vice President Harry Harris is oppressive enough.
[01:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah blah blah. so what? we're just getting what you steal from us back.
[01:40:43] <c0lo> Clutch her pearls, then, Runaway1956_
[01:41:14] <AzumaHazuki> no, no, you misunderstand, uzzard...you are taking from US, the blue states. you are stealing from the productive, intelligent places and people
[01:41:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, you're not interesting enough to take up my evening. i'm going back to watching tv.
[01:41:26] <AzumaHazuki> if taxation is theft you're wearing the raccoon mask and stripey shirt
[01:41:27] <Runaway1956_> c0lo you do realize that Harris is just the most recent of slavery office holders
[01:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> untrue. we pay far more in taxes than we receive in subsidies.
[01:41:39] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
[01:42:11] <AzumaHazuki> newp. red states overall take more than they pay, and blue states overall pay more than they take
[01:42:19] <AzumaHazuki> facts don't care about your feelings
[01:42:22] * Runaway1956_ has a date with some paint drying
[01:43:12] <Runaway1956_> That's a real nice talking point - now, about the price of bread, milk, veggies, and steaks . . . . time to start paying your way.
[01:49:07] <c0lo> Runaway1956_, not a problem, Australia has excess of wheat to sell for good California and New York money (large grin)
[01:49:37] <AzumaHazuki> is he still flapping his seditious foodsucker? i've got him on ignore
[01:50:50] <c0lo> His self-sence got inflamed again with "That's a real nice talking point - now, about the price of bread, milk, veggies, and steaks . . . . time to start paying your way."
[01:51:15] <c0lo> s/sence/importance sense/
[01:51:15] <SedBot> <c0lo> His self-importance sense got inflamed again with "That's a real nice talking point - now, about the price of bread, milk, veggies, and steaks . . . . time to start paying your way."
[01:51:43] <AzumaHazuki> LOL
[01:51:53] <AzumaHazuki> does this asshat know how much agriculture is done in California?
[01:53:03] <c0lo> T's like he doesn't get enough money for the things they sell and wants some more, 'xcept that the lefties rob him on the market.
[01:54:36] <FatPhil> where's cali getting its water from presently?
[01:55:54] <FatPhil> who knows, maybe this will be the stimulus for cheap low-energy desalination tech that could benefit the 3rd world.
[01:56:07] <AzumaHazuki> god i hope so
[01:56:17] <AzumaHazuki> i've been banging on about that since senior year of high school back in 2006
[01:59:11] <Runaway1956_> tell zoom-zoom that Runaway knows how much agriculture California CLAIMS, and how much agriculture there is.
[02:00:15] <Runaway1956_> Best for-instance is Wisconsin Cheese being unloaded from one tractor trailer, being pulled out of Wisonconsin boxes, stuffed into California boxes, and loaded on another truck waiting to distribute "California Cheese"
[02:00:54] <Runaway1956_> Long story short, liberal states don't feed themselves, and can't feed themselves
[02:01:23] <c0lo> FatPhil, those hydrogen bonds guarantee that there's never gonna be a "cheap low-energy desalination tech"
[02:01:51] <AzumaHazuki> by itself, no. this is why the ideal facility is either solar or thorium coupled with desal
[02:01:56] <c0lo> To put it another way, it's gonna be as cheap as the energy.
[02:02:38] <FatPhil> I'm happy with the idea of hydrogen-hydrogen marriage, I just want all that foreign sodium sent back home where it belongs!
[02:02:51] <c0lo> If one has plenty of it (and doesn't poison the place) many things are possible.
[02:04:51] <c0lo> That sodium is quite pervasive once in the water. Those oxygens are happy to enter a promiscuous marriage and mask the sodium opposite charge.
[02:05:27] <c0lo> 't's like with those sanctuary cities.
[02:05:31] <FatPhil> I demand equity of charge
[02:05:59] <c0lo> Can have it, the charge is not a cultural construct.
[02:06:12] <c0lo> s/Can/Can't/
[02:06:12] <SedBot> <c0lo> Can't have it, the charge is not a cultural construct.
[02:07:19] <c0lo> You can force it, tho', you get steric hyndrance energy and peroxides. Usually go boom when excited.
[02:08:07] <Ellenor> squeek
[02:08:25] <c0lo> s/hyndrance/hindrance/
[02:08:25] <SedBot> <c0lo> You can force it, tho', you get steric hindrance energy and peroxides. Usually go boom when excited.
[02:09:41] <FatPhil> just remove the cantdohyndrates
[02:10:14] <AzumaHazuki> you know, "social construct" does't mean "isn't real." All it means is that something exists emergently from and supervenes on culture and society, that you can't get there purely by deduction or cogitation in one's own skull
[02:11:02] <AzumaHazuki> so yes, gender identity is a social construct, because it supervenes on any given society's notions of what gender is. the basis of the bits that interact with and form society aren't socially constructed, of course.
[02:11:50] <AzumaHazuki> in the US cultural milieu I'm cisgender. in some Indian tribes i would be considered third-gender or two spirit. nothing about me per se has changed, just the society i find myself in
[02:12:33] <c0lo> Runaway1956_ Wisconsin? The state that just went blue? Like the cheese?
[02:13:06] <c0lo> Those Californians seem like very persuasive.
[02:13:24] <FatPhil> the veins running through it are just the gerrymandered borders
[02:14:17] <c0lo> Well, there's quite a lot of white between those borders.
[02:17:49] * AzumaHazuki is so glad she got the fuck out of WI
[02:18:57] <AzumaHazuki> i didn't leave under ideal circumstances, but that state has gone batfuck insane
[02:21:10] * c0lo takes another bite from Cheer cheese https://www.abc.net.au
[02:26:35] <Runaway1956_> They ALL go batfuck insane before turning blue
[02:26:57] <Ellenor> this place seems far too conservative
[02:28:56] <c0lo> Runaway1956_, I note that your nick turned blue in IRC. Are you still sane?
[02:30:22] <Ellenor> c0lo, most blue people are pretty sane
[02:30:39] <Ellenor> i'm an orange person here in Canada, so I have experience
[02:31:20] <AzumaHazuki> the turning blue might be a +voice
[02:32:13] <AzumaHazuki> okay, time to be off for work
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[02:41:59] <c0lo> Ellenor, then it may be that turning blue after going batshit crazy is healing. So that Runaway1956_ is still batshit crazy and never got to heal 'til today.
[02:42:23] <Ellenor> that sounds like a strangulation threat.
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[02:49:44] <c0lo> Biden is planning to steal $2T from TMB's pocket
[02:49:50] <c0lo> https://www.smh.com.au
[02:49:51] <systemd> ^ 03Coronavirus US: Joe Biden launches $US1.9 trillion America Rescue Plan to stem COVID-19
[02:50:26] <c0lo> =submit https://www.smh.com.au
[02:50:27] <systemd> Submitting "Coronavirus US: Joe Biden launches $US1.9 trillion America Rescue Plan to stem COVID-19"...
[02:50:49] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Coronavirus US: Joe Biden Launches $US1.9 Trillion America Rescue Plan to Stem COVID-19" (78p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:52:23] <Ellenor> tmb?
[02:54:22] <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard - he's always going on how the socialists are robbing him.
[02:54:46] <Ellenor> typical tory
[02:55:24] <c0lo> I don't think he has a clear political orientation.
[03:03:55] <c0lo> =submit https://thehill.com
[03:03:56] <systemd> Submitting "Nine, including former Michigan governor, charged over Flint water crisis"...
[03:04:18] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Nine, Including Former Michigan Governor, Charged Over Flint Water Crisis" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:07:54] <c0lo> https://www.news.com.au
[03:07:56] <systemd> ^ 03Ivanka’s ‘insane’ rule for Secret Service
[03:10:32] <c0lo> Enfucken me! Tis insane https://www.news.com.au
[03:10:34] <systemd> ^ 03Crazy new pictures show level of threat posed to inauguration
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[04:08:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wine 6.0 Released - https://sylnt.us - where-are-the-crackers?
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[04:18:55] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[04:18:55] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[04:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> we done with the mass stupidity for the evening?
[04:19:58] * TheMightyBuzzard steps out for a smoke while they decide
[04:21:50] <SoyCow7066> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[04:21:51] <systemd> Submitting "Hackers used 4 zero-days to infect Windows and Android devices"...
[04:22:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Hackers Used 4 Zero-days to Infect Windows and Android Devices" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:22:22] <SoyCow7066> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[04:22:23] <systemd> Submitting "Google says it’s closing the Fitbit acquisition"...
[04:22:44] <systemd> , 04submit failed: Rehash error: This resource is no longer valid. Please return to the beginning and try again.
[04:23:01] <SoyCow7066> smake systemd
[04:23:06] <SoyCow7066> #smake systemd
[04:23:06] * MrPlow smakes systemd upside the head with Macromedia Flash
[04:23:32] <SoyCow7066> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[04:23:32] <MrPlow> got http response code 403
[04:23:54] * SoyCow7066 sighs
[04:25:07] <RunawayXXXX> #weather Little Rock
[04:25:09] <MrPlow> Arkansas State Capitol, State Capitol, Little Rock, AR 72201, USA - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 60/39F, Humidity: 68%, Precip: 7%, Wind ~9mph. Fri: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 47/32F, Humidity: 49%, Precip: 6%, Wind ~12mph. Sat: "Clear throughout the day." 48/34F, Humidity: 66%, Precip: 5%, Wind ~7mph.
[04:26:28] <SoyCow7066> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[04:26:29] <systemd> Submitting "Google says it’s closing the Fitbit acquisition"...
[04:26:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Google Says It’s Closing the Fitbit Acquisition" (18p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[04:39:45] <c0lo> =submit https://thehill.com
[04:39:46] <systemd> Submitting "Pentagon watchdog to launch probe of white supremacists in the military"...
[04:40:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Pentagon Watchdog to Launch Probe of White Supremacists in the Military" (20p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:41:10] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[04:41:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas hilarious
[04:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> the military's full of black folks, mexicans, even canadians. you'd really have to work your ass off to even stay casually racist while serving.
[04:45:02] <RunawayXXXX> Not to mention injuns, who seem to think being warriors, even for the washitas, is a good thing.
[04:45:59] <RunawayXXXX> So c0lo, out of curiosity, what is the proportion of abos in the Auzzie military?
[04:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> being warriors is a good thing. being an idiot who thinks peace is something you can just want bad enough and get is not.
[04:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> only thing i know about washitas is they have a pretty good river near my home town for catfishes
[05:05:11] <c0lo> RunawayXXXX a simple google search would have gotten you the answer: 8.8%
[05:05:15] <c0lo> https://ipdefenseforum.com
[05:05:16] <systemd> ^ 03Australian military increases indigenous recruits to 8.8 percent of forces
[05:05:17] <RunawayXXXX> Sad you do not know the language of the people, that your people were deposited on, by washitas.
[05:07:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> why would i? it's of zero utility.
[05:08:09] <RunawayXXXX> But, increases? So it was not so much before? Now, please, percentage of current population of Oz?
[05:08:48] <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard, yet some of them manage the feat of staying racist. Besides, at the level of benefits in the army, looks like enough of them can be hired by extremists
[05:08:50] <RunawayXXXX> #weather Nashville, AR
[05:08:52] <MrPlow> Nashville Post Office, North Main St, Nashville, AR 71852, USA - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 60/35F, Humidity: 69%, Precip: 7%, Wind ~7mph. Fri: "Clear throughout the day." 48/30F, Humidity: 49%, Precip: 3%, Wind ~10mph. Sat: "Clear throughout the day." 50/34F, Humidity: 65%, Precip: 6%, Wind ~6mph.
[05:09:42] <c0lo> RunawayXXXX, if you want to make whatever point, move your fat ass and get the info you need yourself.
[05:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, feel free to tell DC they're dicks and need to give me more money. i've certainly given more of it to them than they ever gave to me.
[05:10:27] <c0lo> =submit https://abcnews.go.com
[05:10:28] <systemd> Submitting "COVID-19 mutations spark global concerns"...
[05:10:49] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03COVID-19 Mutations Spark Global Concerns" (19p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:12:01] <c0lo> Hey, DC, TheMightyBuzzard says you are dicks and need to give *me* more money.
[05:12:04] <c0lo> Done.
[05:13:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, that'll probably actually work. they LOVE giving money to other people.
[05:14:12] <RunawayXXXX> Um, is there a treaty obligation tied to the TMB's ass? Reparations? Oh, so sad.
[05:14:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's nothing on my ass except jeans and the occasional pimple.
[05:16:20] <RunawayXXXX> Indigenous Australians comprised 3.3% of Australia's population, so sayeth Wikipedia
[05:16:37] <c0lo> "Ultimately, traditional Aboriginal warfare was aimed at continually asserting the superiority of one's own group over its neighbours, rather than conquering, destroying or displacing neighbouring groups." https://en.wikipedia.org
[05:17:04] <RunawayXXXX> It's all about the bandicoots.
[05:17:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> better them than bandersnatches
[05:17:34] <c0lo> Looks like they got modern warfare long before the usians.
[05:17:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, stupid release windows
[05:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR's boy loves that game
[05:19:54] <c0lo> RunawayXXXX, was there any point you were trying to make in regarding aboriginals in aussie army?
[05:24:40] <RunawayXXXX> "Considering the population of the U.S. is approximately 1.4 percent Native and the military is 1.7 percent Native (not including those that did not disclose their identity), Native people have the highest per-capita involvement of any population to serve in the U.S. military."
[05:25:41] <RunawayXXXX> TMB served, as such, in the army of the conqueror of his people. Just curious how that plays out elsewhere. Romans were good at it.
[05:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> conqueror is a pretty important word there. helps if you understand its meaning before you go twisting your panties up.
[05:26:53] <RunawayXXXX> Until they start talking insurrection? That is the point.
[05:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> conqueror: one who has conquered. meaning they won. fight over. the end.
[05:27:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> now move on with your life instead of whining
[05:28:03] <RunawayXXXX> But, they gonna tax you, Buzzie! Tranny! Transexual with unnatural hair color!
[05:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> insurrection's a fine american tradition
[05:28:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> just like buttsex is a fine greek one
[05:28:50] <c0lo> Ummm... how many times you insurrrected to call it a tradition?
[05:29:26] <RunawayXXXX> Obviously you were not at Wounded Knee, or Greasy Grasses.
[05:29:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, fairly often really
[05:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i'd be dead if i had been. of old age if nothing else.
[05:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i reply thus: duh
[05:30:21] <RunawayXXXX> True, dat. But the Battle of the Big Hole may be more up your alley.
[05:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, i mean we had one in the late 1700s then like five minutes later had another over whiskey.
[05:30:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, greek's like the one nationality i can't claim any of.
[05:32:15] <RunawayXXXX> Nez Pierce, you ignorant moron! (Hey, that's Runaway's title, and he is in Osage country!)
[05:33:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should get him to send me an orange tree then. make me a fatboy-proof skateboard deck.
[05:34:02] <RunawayXXXX> Osage oranges are not oranges, nor really are they osages. Just a tree. Makes good bows, however.
[05:34:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> had never even heard the term until i moved out to tn. we always called them either horse apple trees or bois d'arc trees.
[05:35:56] <RunawayXXXX> And what did you think "bois d'arc" meant, not knowing French like any good Cree or Chippewa would?
[05:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> "that tree over there what you don't want a horse to try brushing you off with or chopping.
[05:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> we had fun with TR's boy over the holidays. he got himself an axe as one of his presents and went out chopping stuff with it with us. we pointed out a few things then let him loose on a bois d'arc tree unbeknownst to him.
[05:38:57] <c0lo> Damn'd yankees invasions https://www.aljazeera.com
[05:38:58] <systemd> ^ 03Australia to kill pigeon that survived 13,000km journey from US
[05:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> the burned hand teaches best, plus funny.
[05:39:12] <RunawayXXXX> Please explicate TR, makes no sense.
[05:39:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> the roomie
[05:39:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++ #smoke break
[05:39:45] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 800
[05:39:47] <RunawayXXXX> T, is the? Articles don't get acronymized, do they?
[05:40:44] <c0lo> TMB disagrees on acronymizing articles
[05:41:18] <RunawayXXXX> So, to summarize Aboriginines are 3.3% of the Australian population, but 8.8% of the armed forces. Native American are 1.4% of the US population, but 1.7% of the military. Hmm.
[05:41:59] <RunawayXXXX> Always thought the "T" in "TMB" stood for "Tiberius". My bad.
[05:43:00] <c0lo> I'd have bet for Tit(u)s
[05:43:23] <RunawayXXXX> And poor c0lo has no idea what an osage orange is! Just imagine a gum eucalyptus, with attitude, and not so prone to splitting.
[05:45:44] <c0lo> We used hazelnut wood for the purpose.
[05:45:54] <chromas> Sometimes it's okay to acronymate articles. Check the acronymicon
[05:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> osage orange is the wood you least want to ever have to chop or split. there are harder woods but i've never met one that shrugs blades off as well or imparts quite as much pain to the hands holding the axe.
[05:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty hard but very, very squirrely with the grain as well
[05:49:32] <RunawayXXXX> But then it should be GTMB, the "Great Tit(us) Mighty Buzzard. But you cannot be two birds in one stone!
[05:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> exceedingly good for fence posts though
[05:50:30] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[05:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i didn't make TMB, that was you lot who can't find the tab key
[05:51:09] <chromas> TMBMightyBuzzard
[05:51:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> TheMightyBuzzard is not unix
[05:51:32] <chromas> =rehashctl login
[05:51:32] <systemd> k
[05:54:42] <c0lo> TitsMightyBoobs
[05:55:02] <chromas> c0lo++
[05:55:02] <Bender> karma - c0lo: 20
[05:56:15] <RunawayXXXX> Descriptive, but not helpful!
[05:58:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, TitsMellonsBoobs
[05:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> how the hell did i not learn this until everything was leds? https://www.youtube.com
[05:58:56] <systemd> ^ 03How to Fix Blown Christmas Lights Fast and Easy
[06:02:29] <chromas> Try it with LEDs
[06:02:37] <chromas> Make a vidya
[06:03:47] <c0lo> =submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[06:03:48] <systemd> Submitting "‘The world’s most powerful weapon’: N Korea parades new missile"...
[06:04:09] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03‘the World’s Most Powerful Weapon’: N Korea Parades New Missile" (23p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:06:52] <c0lo> Biden steals TMB's money and anglo-ozzies steal their land https://www.aljazeera.com
[06:06:53] <systemd> ^ 03Native Americans try to block US move to give land to Rio Tinto
[06:08:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> that an honor among thieves thing?
[06:08:56] <chromas> The natives should mine it for buttloads of moneys
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[06:13:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, they's sjw-style democrats in office now. they could run an armed revolt and get away with it cause they're poor and oppressed casino owners rather than evil paleface casino owners.
[06:15:00] <RunawayXXXX> We be woking a Native American here, peoples! Might be woiking?
[06:15:32] <chromas> what about the black african american casino owners of color? even moar oppressed!
[06:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> they don't get casinos they get forty acres and a mule
[06:19:44] <c0lo> Shit. I had to pay $50k for 22 acres and they didn't throw in the mule. I start to feel like an oppressed east-european.
[06:19:47] <RunawayXXXX> Were the Chickasaws as much jerks as former slave holders as the Cherokee were? Of course, TMB is also part Cherokee? (Aren't we all! Such a loving people!)
[06:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't matter, i'm as much cherokee as i am chickasaw. you can only be on the roll as one though.
[06:21:36] <c0lo> Rio Tinto targets apache land, so you're off the hook for now.
[06:22:04] <chromas> soylentnews is 1/16th apache2
[06:22:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> they really should try violent revolt again. john wayne's dead, so that's the major worry out of the way.
[06:22:59] <c0lo> with trump gone, what's the point?
[06:23:21] <RunawayXXXX> Nobody liked the Apache, not the Comanche, nor the Navaho, and not even the Yaqui.
[06:23:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> stealing white women, of course.
[06:23:52] <c0lo> Ahhh... right.
[06:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm with the violent femmes personally
[06:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt violent femmes black girls
[06:24:22] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- &quot;Black Girls&quot; - Violent Femmes
[06:24:27] <RunawayXXXX> White women are like white asparagus, they have had too much dirt thrown on them.
[06:25:00] <c0lo> Does it make them less bitter?
[06:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> darker roasts are less acidic
[06:25:17] <RunawayXXXX> They were supposed to be green, like in the first Star Trek episode!
[06:26:52] <c0lo> Less interested in the colorr, myself. I'm a man of taste.
[06:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is to say, black chicks tend to be more appreciative of an ordinary guy with a decent paying job. lower overall bitchiness levels.
[06:27:34] <RunawayXXXX> Tennessee talking. How do you know this?
[06:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, honestly, it's purely aesthetic. i like the contrast.
[06:27:57] <chromas> oh no he di'n't!
[06:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> RunawayXXXX, this town's half black.
[06:29:11] <RunawayXXXX> And mixing the races was illegal, until Loving v. Virginia? Love the name of that court case.
[06:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i spent most of my teenage years out in SC, also far from pale.
[06:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't quite that old
[06:29:54] <RunawayXXXX> Bet you still get looks, though, if you know what I mean.
[06:30:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd lose money
[06:30:14] <c0lo> Parler got a cold shoulder to cry onto https://www.aljazeera.com
[06:30:15] <systemd> ^ 03Judge not inclined to force Amazon to put Parler back online soon
[06:30:33] <RunawayXXXX> Or, shot in your bed, on a no-knock cracker raid?
[06:31:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, if they can't figure out how to deal with one shutdown when TPB has been giving lots of rich n powerful folks the finger for nearly two decades, i don't have much respect for them.
[06:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> RunawayXXXX, naw, we like guns down here. the more the merrier. nothing to raid over.
[06:32:23] <c0lo> Well, i don't have much respect for them unconditionally.
[06:32:35] <RunawayXXXX> Alas, poor Parler! I knew them well, Horatio! A site of infinite jest, and white supremacism, and general right-wing douche-baggery!
[06:32:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course not. you don't like folks saying things that don't fit your worldview.
[06:33:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> they need a jackboot put on their throat
[06:33:28] <RunawayXXXX> My world view is not racist crazy mother-fucking Matt Heimbach stupid, or something like that.
[06:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's your own special flavors of crazy and stupid
[06:34:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and racist
[06:34:26] <RunawayXXXX> Dunning-Kroeger, all up your insides, you tribal member!
[06:34:33] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[06:34:33] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[06:34:38] <c0lo> Hat tip to TMB:
[06:34:44] <c0lo> =submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[06:34:46] <systemd> c0lo, 04submit failed: JSONValue is not an object
[06:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was a terrible retort. azuma could do better.
[06:35:06] <c0lo> =asub https://www.aljazeera.com
[06:35:07] <systemd> , 04submit failed: JSONValue is not an object
[06:35:23] <RunawayXXXX> All down your outsides? The Creeks are much easier to please!
[06:35:27] * TheMightyBuzzard laughs
[06:35:28] <chromas> hm, not getting a reskey from sn
[06:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you don't deserve one
[06:35:56] <chromas> meanie
[06:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> try it manual
[06:36:22] <RunawayXXXX> That's what (s)he said!
[06:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that oughta be hilarious. city taxes going through the roof (LOT of poor folks in NYC) during the worst economy since the great depression.
[06:36:56] <chromas> it's the bot not getting it
[06:37:06] <chromas> maybe it's a 503 or something
[06:37:09] * chromas shurgs
[06:37:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> not subscription length, that's past 2200
[06:37:59] <RunawayXXXX> Yep, fail.
[06:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> try #submit, see if it's chromas' problem or mine
[06:38:36] <c0lo> Well, he's an entrepreneur, I hear they make great politicians
[06:38:47] <c0lo> #submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[06:38:47] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[06:39:00] <chromas> time to integrate MrPlow into systemd
[06:39:01] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[06:39:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't meant to be
[06:40:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, one more smoke then very belated bed. teach me to drink a cup of coffee in the evening.
[06:42:06] <c0lo> I guess they couldn't find a single fat one, so they called two to sing https://www.aljazeera.com
[06:42:08] <systemd> ^ 03Lady Gaga to sing anthem, J-Lo to perform at Biden inauguration
[06:45:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackers Leak Stolen Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccine Data Online - https://sylnt.us
[06:46:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, write em a nastygram for not supporting body-positive fat chicks
[06:47:03] * TheMightyBuzzard beds
[06:47:28] <RunawayXXXX> =submit from the chickens-roosting-at-home https://edition.cnn.com
[06:47:30] <systemd> RunawayXXXX, 04submit failed: JSONValue is not an object
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[06:48:54] <chromas> =rehashctl login
[06:48:55] <systemd> k
[06:51:29] <chromas> =sub https://www.theatlantic.com
[06:51:30] <systemd> Submitting "We Don’t Know How Many People Have Recovered From COVID-19"...
[06:51:43] <chromas> I guess it just doesn't like running from my desktop
[06:51:50] <RunawayXXXX> =submit from the chickens-roosting-at-home https://edition.cnn.com
[06:51:52] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03We Don’t Know How Many People Have Recovered From COVID-19" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:51:54] <systemd> Submitting "Impeachment ramifications are just beginning to unfold"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.cnn.com )
[06:52:15] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Impeachment Ramifications are Just Beginning to Unfold" (6p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:52:30] <RunawayXXXX> See? That went well!
[06:52:49] <chromas> Now you can try all the ones that failed
[06:53:01] <chromas> brotip, you don't have to wait for one sub to do the next
[06:53:38] <RunawayXXXX> Nah, dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Some of us more stickier than others. Good Day, sirrahs!
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[07:29:58] <FatPhil> #weather
[07:29:59] <MrPlow> Apteegi, 10123 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 15/14F, Humidity: 86%, Precip: 16%, Wind ~12mph. Sat: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 18/15F, Humidity: 94%, Precip: 19%, Wind ~8mph. Sun: "Overcast throughout the day." 28/24F, Humidity: 91%, Precip: 13%, Wind ~7mph.
[08:27:20] <c0lo> =submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[08:27:23] <systemd> Submitting "Andrew Yang kicks off NYC mayoral run with basic income promise"...
[08:27:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Andrew Yang Kicks Off NYC Mayoral Run With Basic Income Promise" (20p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:29:45] <chromas> from the gibs-me-dat-for-free dept.
[08:37:25] <FatPhil> and therefore a vast improvement over the current gibs-me-dat-and-dat-and-dat-for-free-oh-and-dat-and-dat dept.
[09:10:19] <raxas> any plans to nationalize amazon yet?
[09:15:27] <FatPhil> that will compete with Bezos' plans to privatise the nation
[09:17:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA TV to Air Hot Fire Test of Rocket Core Stage for Artemis Missions - https://sylnt.us - earth-wind-and-fire
[10:28:47] <c0lo> =submit https://www.politico.com
[10:28:48] <systemd> Submitting "Long shot Newsom recall drive gets serious in California"...
[10:29:10] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Long Shot Newsom Recall Drive Gets Serious in California" (5p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[11:32:21] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:32:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5453
[11:47:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tetris is no Longer Just a Game, but an Algorithm that Ensures Maximum Hotel Room Occupancy - https://sylnt.us - whereas-in-the-movie-"Inception",-they-could-have-based-room-allocation-on-Frogger
[12:42:29] <raxas> better apply this on hospitals too
[12:44:17] <raxas> and learn how to navigate overstuffed rooms https://www.sokoban.jp
[12:44:18] <systemd> ^ 03Sokoban Official
[13:58:08] <Runaway1956_> I want to repeat my complaint that aristarchus is still being a dick as defined by Deaucalion
[13:58:12] <Runaway1956_> https://soylentnews.org
[13:58:14] <systemd> ^ 03Impeachment Ramifications are Just Beginning to Unfold: SoylentNews Submission
[13:58:41] <Runaway1956_> https://soylentnews.org
[13:58:42] <systemd> ^ 03Franklin Graham Compares 10 Republicans Who Voted to Impeach Trump to Betrayal of Christ: SoylentNews Submission
[13:59:44] <Runaway1956_> When I cooperated with Deucalion, I presumed this nonsense would be ended
[14:00:00] <Bytram> Runaway1956_: Hi. just a moment
[14:00:20] <Runaway1956_> No hurry Bytram. Thanks for looking at it.
[14:02:45] <Bytram> Runaway1956_: I just sent an Admin-to-User message to Runaway1956 ; it may take up to 5 minutes (maybe 10?) for it to arrive.
[14:03:04] <Runaway1956_> OK, thanks
[14:08:08] <raxas> need a cat meanwhile? https://www.youtube.com
[14:08:10] <systemd> ^ 03Morpheus meets my Cat (The Matrix)
[14:13:16] <Bytram> Runaway1956_: should have gotten something by now -- pls check your messages
[14:14:57] <Runaway1956_> one 5 three 2
[14:15:15] <Bytram> k
[14:15:17] <Runaway1956_> looks odd, but I've done as instructed?
[14:16:02] <Bytram> so who is "Runaway1956" ?? IOW, why do you have an underscore suffixed to your name?
[14:16:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ‘No Longer Acceptable’ for Platforms to Take Key Decisions Alone, EU Commission Says - https://sylnt.us
[14:16:58] <Runaway1956_> The IRC client has auto-connect
[14:17:21] <Runaway1956_> it gives you three different blocks to fill out for "preferred names"
[14:17:35] <Runaway1956_> so that when you are disconnected, you can reconnect
[14:17:42] <Bytram> Hmmm, what is your client?
[14:17:49] <Runaway1956_> Hexchat
[14:17:58] <Bytram> k -- me too
[14:18:03] <Bytram> pm?
[14:18:13] <Runaway1956_> kk
[14:21:58] <FatPhil> A rising tide lifts all boats = Leftists said "bag a trillion"
[14:24:56] <requerdanos> Your mind is impressively strange
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[14:31:20] <Bytram> .kick Runaway1956_
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[14:33:12] <FatPhil> I'll take that as a complement
[14:33:13] <Runaway1956> Back
[14:33:16] <Bytram> Runaway1956: How's that feel?
[14:33:20] Runaway1956_ is now known as SoyGuest13781
[14:33:20] <Bytram> =)
[14:33:32] <Runaway1956> OK - thanks I think
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[14:34:19] Runaway1956 is now known as Runaway1957
[14:34:35] Runaway1957 is now known as RunawayXXXX
[14:34:42] <FatPhil> #weather
[14:34:43] <MrPlow> Apteegi, 10123 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 15/14F, Humidity: 86%, Precip: 16%, Wind ~12mph. Sat: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 19/15F, Humidity: 91%, Precip: 20%, Wind ~8mph. Sun: "Overcast throughout the day." 28/24F, Humidity: 90%, Precip: 17%, Wind ~7mph.
[14:34:53] RunawayXXXX is now known as Runaway1956
[14:35:20] <Bytram> Runaway1956: Well, it helps *me* a lot, so I can keep track... what ARE you DOING?
[14:35:42] <Bytram> #smake Runaway1956
[14:35:42] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with a one-eyed snake
[14:36:16] <Runaway1956> I was just testing the derivative nicknames
[14:36:40] <Runaway1956> Both Runaway1957 and RunawayXXXX
[14:37:01] <janrinok> well if other people are using derivative nicknames it doesn't help if you keep switching between them too.
[14:38:15] <Bytram> he was checking something -- we're good
[14:42:30] <Bytram> .kline Runaway1957 0
[14:43:41] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhhhh -
[14:44:03] <requerdanos> I am pretty sure that kline is not a chanserv command
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[15:29:51] <requerdanos> .deop
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[16:48:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Declares Mars Lander InSight's Burrowing 'Mole' is Dead - https://sylnt.us - RIP
[17:21:59] <Runaway1956> =submit https://knewz.com Unapproved role playing is banned forthwith!
[17:22:01] <systemd> Submitting "'Gamer Girl' YouTube star Belle Delphine refuses to apologize for racy kidnap pictures 'promoting rape'"...
[17:22:23] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08'Gamer Girl' YouTube Star Belle Delphine Refuses to Apologize for Racy Kidnap Pictures 'Promoting Ra" (28p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[17:35:10] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.cbc.ca Bee allergy? Better pass on the vaccine!
[17:35:12] <systemd> Submitting "Hamilton PSW says allergic reaction to COVID-19 vaccine led to fainting, seizures and CPR"...
[17:35:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Hamilton PSW Says Allergic Reaction to COVID-19 Vaccine Led to Fainting, Seizures and CPR" (30p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:41:39] <Runaway1956> https://alhudood.net
[17:41:41] <systemd> ^ 03Government to resolve brain drain by worsening education
[17:42:50] <AzumaHazuki> i passed pro-fucking-bation. just need to get that out there. fucking FINALLY
[17:43:15] <AzumaHazuki> nooooo idea how long d00dbr0 the manager was going to keep me waiting to find out, jeez
[17:46:45] <requerdanos> Congratulations on exiting that period.
[17:49:03] <AzumaHazuki> thanks...it feels like i've been on death row for 3 months with mock executions every workday
[17:49:23] <AzumaHazuki> plus the condition "someone could have signed your death warrant at any time, but you don't know till 90+ days are up"
[17:49:47] <AzumaHazuki> finally, after 32 years and change it looks like i may have a chance at something approaching a normal life
[17:50:10] <requerdanos> I hope that's just how it works out.
[17:52:20] <AzumaHazuki> i have the chance at least. i'll be able to save enough to get into canada even without a job offer, plunk down an entire year's lease up front, and find something out there
[17:56:19] <requerdanos> til then you can watch hockey and practice your quebecois, oui?
[17:58:38] <AzumaHazuki> criss de calice de hostia de cave de TAH-BAH-NAKKKKKGH*phlegm*
[17:58:46] <AzumaHazuki> ...well, it's a start
[18:07:51] <raxas> you think the civil war will not overflow to canada and/or underflow to mexico?
[18:10:50] <AzumaHazuki> oh, possibly. if it does well, i did my best and will go out on my own terms
[18:11:06] <AzumaHazuki> but no one can say i didn't try in that case
[18:13:59] <AzumaHazuki> okay, i better try and get some sleep. did 4 hours' overtime because someone called out @_@
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[19:16:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Craft Brewers Now Have a New Tool for Sniffing Out Trace Flavor Compounds - https://sylnt.us
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[21:46:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Will Soon Choose One of These 3 Landers to Go Back to the Moon - https://sylnt.us
[23:23:52] <Bytram> #tell AzumaHazuki C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S ! Now you can let your hair down and relax a bit... you earned it!
[23:23:52] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[23:41:36] <pinchy> another fake moon mission, dis gonna be good