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[22:36:47] <kyonko> infamous israeli settlers
[22:36:40] <kyonko> but israel is innoculating orthodox jews with covid19
[22:36:33] <kyonko> something like that
[22:28:32] <pinchy> hah ol hagee, the fat fuck that says you should donate to isreal?
[22:28:03] <kyonko> i'm not worried about the bussed in megachurches, I'm worried about all the morons who will be living like homeless bums and die
[22:27:31] <kyonko> some bonafide christian cults too, like the overcomer ministry of walterboro, NC
[22:27:04] <kyonko> well most of those mega churches are going to DC tomorrow and the 6th
[22:26:48] <kyonko> I remember him the most
[22:26:41] <kyonko> tom hagee
[22:26:36] <kyonko> I see
[22:08:57] <pinchy> its certainly an exciting time to be alive. ol jack van impe that was prophetising it all those years. ironic he died a year ago
[22:03:28] <kyonko> more like human cannibalism flu
[22:03:06] <kyonko> 2009 had the mexican factory farm swine flu
[22:02:54] <kyonko> I remember it was SAR -> MERS -> EBOLA -> COVID19
[22:02:37] <kyonko> are we living in idiocracy
[22:02:17] <kyonko> yep cold and flu
[22:01:07] <pinchy> I guess they finally was able to get ppl scared of the common cold
[22:00:36] <pinchy> biggest psyop. they tried it with all the SARS and EBOLA from years ago but it didnt stick
[21:59:58] <kyonko> orthodox jews absolutely do not believe in covid19
[21:59:31] <kyonko> yes because the goy love it
[21:59:23] <pinchy> he said the cartel has moved to fruit and crops instead of drugs
[21:59:16] <kyonko> this is normal for them
[21:59:05] <kyonko> many people cut open alive and torn apart
[21:58:59] <kyonko> whats done is done
[21:58:54] <kyonko> look at all the cartel gore videos
[21:58:51] <pinchy> he said he envisions US putting troops on the ground in mexico in 5 years
[21:58:49] <kyonko> well
[21:58:48] <kyonko> yeah
[21:58:42] <kyonko> but 2020 shows us, there will be no more new rich
[21:58:33] <pinchy> i heard mexico crime is getting really bad by some guy working narcotics on joe rogaine show
[21:58:18] <kyonko> they all believe they are going to become rich
[21:58:06] <kyonko> mexicans are very goyim
[21:58:00] <kyonko> mexico has been a terrible place since 2008
[21:57:56] <pinchy> just to play and see what happens
[21:57:54] <kyonko> exactly
[21:57:44] <pinchy> someone mentioned its like the powers that be are playing with all the countries like chess pieces. they have no allegiance and dont care if one rises or falls
[21:57:24] <kyonko> yhwh is one nasty mother fucker, he created satan and the branching demons
[21:56:47] <kyonko> look at how israel finally innoculated the lazy useless leech orthodox jew settlers
[21:56:18] <kyonko> yeah, everyone on facebook is goy
[21:56:05] <pinchy> "gotta take ur shot goy"
[21:56:01] <kyonko> london strain covid19 spontaneously generates in denver colorado man who never traveled or had previous contact with anyone
[21:55:47] <pinchy> i heard a good point in that the pharma companies didnt even have to advertise for the new vaccine
[21:55:37] <kyonko> covid19 spontaneously generated in 9 year old daughter of los angeles mayor
[21:55:17] <kyonko> the main stream media says it is ebola
[21:55:15] <pinchy> just have to view them as a toy jumping up and down. brainwashed out the wazoo
[21:55:05] <kyonko> well
[21:54:58] <kyonko> no reason not to be an alcoholic and obese
[21:54:48] <pinchy> some folks at work are saying "omg its a million cases a day"
[21:54:32] <kyonko> yeah its hopeless
[21:54:26] <pinchy> its a good sign of submission
[21:54:15] <kyonko> parents teach you to poop in toilets and not to play with your private parts
[21:53:53] <kyonko> a lot of people are taking the covid masking the wrong way, they think its some kind of muzzle or underwear
[21:52:58] <kyonko> just like a covid recovery
[21:52:44] <kyonko> but it doesn't matter, they marked me in the living human databse as "recovered from mental illness"
[21:52:37] <pinchy> all done at the DMV located on the 33rd parallel?
[21:52:15] <kyonko> when I got my replacement card in 2009 the guy who interviewed asked strange questions loaded with "key words"
[21:51:44] <kyonko> oooh look at that ass, those tits, that dick, big tall handsome chad
[21:51:43] <pinchy> just property of washington DC
[21:51:33] <kyonko> human beings ain't shit and never were
[21:51:26] <kyonko> its all a joke man
[21:51:21] <kyonko> I had to get a new SSN card in 2009, the original wore out
[21:51:11] <kyonko> lol
[21:51:04] <pinchy> both my birth certificate and SSN card have all CAPS for the legalese. using that justinian deception stuff
[21:50:55] <kyonko> the people heading to DC tomorrow are scared and have nothing to lose
[21:50:23] <kyonko> reminds me a lot of the current covid rules
[21:49:58] <kyonko> If I broke any of the hospital rules I would get a large dose injection of neuroleptic drug geodon which is known for stopping your heart
[21:49:02] <pinchy> i hear property taxes pay for schooling illegal kids
[21:49:01] <kyonko> pinchy: I never did refuse to sign the paper that explained that I could be euthanised in 2016
[21:48:41] <kyonko> you get welfare for the child as an illegal alien
[21:48:31] <kyonko> you just can't hack it in the USA an illegal alien childless
[21:48:25] <pinchy> I just wonder if you could refuse to sign it at the hospital
[21:48:14] <kyonko> yeah they do, but a lot of illegal alien children get the "sign here" and "here" at the govt schools
[21:47:49] <kyonko> a lot of people are going to die in the DC protests from weather exposure
[21:47:49] <pinchy> asked a friend about her kid, and she said they did it all at the hospital. "sign here here and here"
[21:47:31] <kyonko> anthropologically we are so fucked
[21:46:52] <kyonko> crime is a way of life in mexico
[21:46:38] <kyonko> I almost died during the obama years because of this
[21:46:23] <kyonko> married couples pay less taxes
[21:46:17] <kyonko> you employer would also pay less taxes hiring a parent
[21:46:02] <kyonko> you would pay less taxes if you had kids tho
[21:45:52] <pinchy> I dont have any kids so have never tried to enroll them in it or homeschool
[21:45:39] <kyonko> usually everyone who comes to the USA has children, not something they can control
[21:45:14] <kyonko> you are in USA and you don't know the system? did you immigrate as an adult?
[21:45:00] <pinchy> USA aka washington DC
[21:44:45] <kyonko> pinchy: what coutry are you in?
[21:44:25] <kyonko> I just fucked the scantron by putting in garbage
[21:44:17] <kyonko> they test every year I think
[21:44:07] <pinchy> something has to verify they learned the material. or do they just take a GED test at the end?
[21:44:04] <kyonko> USA always enrolls in govt schooling children of illegal aliens
[21:43:48] <kyonko> I live in the USA, but am culturally mexican
[21:43:45] <pinchy> I guess you sign up to some place that provides the books and study plan or whatever?
[21:43:38] <kyonko> its a shitty system, I never had kids
[21:43:19] <pinchy> so is there similar requirements for gettting your kid home schooled as public school? I know nothing of the procedures for home schooling
[21:37:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Still Hasn’t Fixed Its Problem with Bait-and-Switch Reviews - https://sylnt.us - five-stars
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[21:35:42] <kyonko> the israel cyber army couldn't find him fast enough
[21:35:26] <kyonko> the autistic unregistered kid in israel was using the same methods indian voip call scammers use
[21:34:48] <kyonko> its innoculation, not immunization
[21:34:39] <kyonko> look at the current disasters of innoculating orthodox jews in israel with covid19
[21:34:20] <kyonko> his parents just spontaneously generated him
[21:34:01] <kyonko> when they found him, and it wasn't easy, turns out the state didn't even know the kid was in, or ever entered, israel
[21:33:40] <kyonko> there was this one autistic kid, born in an israel settlement of orthodox jews, he was sending voip call threats of muslim terrorism and antisemitic white supremacy to jewish centers and synagogues in the USA from israel
[21:32:31] <kyonko> mainland chinese also keep pregnancy and birth clandestine
[21:32:05] <kyonko> seems like the soviet socialism never quite domesticated the feral hebrew
[21:31:44] <kyonko> usually jews from belarus
[21:31:32] <kyonko> pinchy: happens all the time in the jewish community
[21:28:35] <Runaway1956_> or, worse, as soon as anyone noticed that your kid doesn't go to school
[21:28:21] <Runaway1956_> Today, pinchy the problems would start as soon as you try to put them into school
[21:13:23] <pinchy> bank account etc
[21:13:00] <pinchy> I guess the problems would start when they try to get a drivers license
[21:12:35] <pinchy> I wonder what would happen in you get a midwife and deliver your kid at home. and dont get a birth certificate or ssn
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[20:42:43] <FatPhil> Before I die, I will write a sane package management system for a unix-alike.
[20:41:02] <FatPhil> none of the debian derivatives have sane package dependencies, but they tend to be wrong in the too-many-dependencies-declared way, rather than the other way round.
[20:37:25] <Runaway1956_> It's crazy questions such as that, that have destroyed my Linux systems in the past . . .
[20:36:53] <Runaway1956_> Hmmmmm - what happens if I UNinstall all fonts, except for NOTO?
[20:31:34] <Runaway1956_> I promise if you can find a three-on-the-tree, you're going to pay high dollar for that antique!
[20:30:59] <Runaway1956_> Find me a four or five speed vehicle for cheap then.
[20:30:28] <FatPhil> Techological advances are terrible, and people who use them are idiots, unless they're the ones I've adopted, in which case they're awesome.
[20:30:25] <Runaway1956_> How many vehicles today are sold with a standard transmission option?
[20:30:10] <Runaway1956_> What's hypocritical about using what's available, when you can't find what you want?
[20:29:44] <FatPhil> Found the hypocrite
[20:29:33] <Runaway1956_> Oh, you can still get Mack trucks with good old reliable 5-speeds
[20:29:05] <Runaway1956_> Unless you drive a big truck, with 13 or 18 speed trannies
[20:28:48] <Runaway1956_> I did until recent years - do you know how hard it is to find a 4, or 5, or 6 speed vehicle these days?
[20:28:14] <FatPhil> So, you always drive stick?
[20:27:50] <Runaway1956_> Worse, are those who never learned to drive, and have zero technical understanding, and thus rely on faith to get them to their destination.
[20:27:03] <Runaway1956_> Us luddites learned to drive, unlike the technologist who needs to computer to do his driving. ;^)
[20:26:19] <FatPhil> A technologist would view it as "and the computer decides how best to achieve it", you're just a luddite.
[20:25:31] <FatPhil> if the computer is going to disallow it, you're probably doing something terribly wrong with that pedal. Maybe the computer's right, old man.
[20:24:08] <Runaway1956_> Today a sensor beneath the gas pedal communicates to the computer that you want to go faster, and the computer decides whether to allow it
[20:24:04] <FatPhil> if fly-by-wire's good enough for Lewis Hamilton, it's good enough for me.
[20:23:20] * Runaway1956_ remembers a hard cable driving the accelerator in response to the pressure of your foot on the end of the cable under the gas pedal
[20:22:05] <FatPhil> CAN is an abomination, the way it's used, I'll grant you that, but there's nothing wrong with fly-by-wire.
[20:20:41] <Runaway1956_> Everything since has been an abomination.
[20:20:19] <Runaway1956_> Automobiles went all wrong when they introduced power steering, power brakes, automatic transmissions, and they really went in the shitter with electric windows.
[19:48:19] <FatPhil> I can, and have, said the same to you.
[19:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, don't blame me if you can't follow when every little step isn't spelled out
[19:47:34] <FatPhil> Yours wasn't even a general comment, so you're even contradicting yourself.
[19:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil: i like lima beans TheMightyBuzzard: beans suck FatPhil: your logic sucks
[19:47:02] <FatPhil> It is not a logical negation to mine.
[19:46:53] <FatPhil> Shut up now, you're just embarassing yourself.
[19:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a logical negation of yours. you approved of a specific bit of loss of control, i rejected all loss of control
[19:46:05] <FatPhil> As I say, your logic is *laughable*.
[19:45:55] <FatPhil> Feel free to, just don't pretend, as you have done, that it's a logical counter to mine.
[19:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody was gonna crawl in my head and invent it for me
[19:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah
[19:45:25] <FatPhil> You just invented your own argument.
[19:45:20] <FatPhil> My point was specific about scope.
[19:45:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> so at best you're being pedantic
[19:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> scope was never relevant
[19:44:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking with your control of a vehicle is my objection, not scope
[19:44:34] <FatPhil> To logic.
[19:44:30] <FatPhil> It does.
[19:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't matter if it's a tiny portion or an extravagant rube goldberg monstrosity,
[19:44:04] <FatPhil> That's a bare-faced lie! And you say it with a straight face?!??!
[19:43:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, you said you like your car doing things on its own and i said it's dangerous as all fuck to have a car try to outsmart you
[19:43:28] <FatPhil> You were unable to distinguish between a complex thing with many features, and one feature of that thing.
[19:43:06] <FatPhil> I said "sumo is a great sport" and you responded "no, I hate big piles of plain rice".
[19:43:01] <FatPhil> Bollocks.
[19:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, it is. and you're ignoring it.
[19:42:39] <FatPhil> It's called logic, sorry if it sends your head all in a spin.
[19:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't matter what fancy name you give it
[19:41:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> my logic is dead on. a ton of steel doing something you do not expect during a crucial moment is a bad thing.
[19:41:38] <FatPhil> I said "sumo is a great sport" and you responded "no, I hate big piles of plain rice".
[19:41:11] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard: your logic is horrible.
[19:36:16] <Runaway1956_> Of course, at that speed, nothing bad is going to happen - I'll either stop in 20 feet, or in 30 feet just the same
[19:35:13] <Runaway1956_> It's always the two wheels that are in the mud, never the two wheels near the center of the roadway, on good gravel
[19:34:25] <Runaway1956_> fekkin' weird
[19:34:19] <Runaway1956_> I feel the wheels break free, then grab traction again, break free, maybe three or four times
[19:33:54] <Runaway1956_> I always squeeze over to the right, and there's a muddy spot there that never goes away
[19:33:36] <Runaway1956_> One spot in particular, they do weird things - at the end of my road, to the highway, I'm slowing down to stop
[19:32:53] <Runaway1956_> I've had similar comments regarding ABS brakes
[19:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, no i'm not. they both make the car do things i did not tell it and did not expect it to.
[19:16:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FAA Finally Sets Rules for Piloting Small Drones - https://sylnt.us
[18:48:10] <chromas> Collision avoidance is a type of traction control: if you don't crash then you're less likely to break bones
[18:25:34] <FatPhil> One is extremely useful, one might say essential to the other, that's not an equivalence at all.
[18:21:09] <fliptop> FatPhil they're both related in that they use the ABS sensors to evaluate the situation and make adjustments accordingly.
[17:57:23] <FatPhil> you're conflating traction control with collision avoidance, they're very different features.
[17:41:40] <Ingar> full manual control
[17:41:27] <Ingar> I drive the bicycle :)
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[17:25:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i seriously almost ended up in the ditch a dozen times just driving on wet dirt roads. and i can handle those without even paying attention if the car doesn't try to help.
[17:23:44] <fliptop> ABS sucks for those conditions too, but usually can't be disabled unless you unplug the sensor wires.
[17:22:35] <fliptop> TMB I agree 100%. I disable it when driving in those conditions.
[17:22:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, it's probably better for people whose reaction was going to be throwing their hands in the air and screaming but that ain't me
[17:20:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you already know how to drive well on snow, ice, mud, wet roads, etc... the corrections it tries to make are far, far more liable to cause a wreck rather than prevent one because instead of known and understood conditions you get unpredictable changes in how the car handles during the most dangerous moments of driving
[17:19:18] <Ingar> must have been some new year's party
[17:19:12] <Ingar> today it just looked like people have forgotten how to drive
[17:16:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, i have an entirely different take on the matter from having to drive a car that had computerized traction control all last week. it tried to kill me every chance it got.
[17:13:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Strawman, welcome
[17:11:45] <FatPhil> But there's a *long* way between emergency collision avoidance and being totally driverless.
[17:10:53] <FatPhil> I will admit that having an Audi brain save me from a marauding bus' sideswipe was most reassuring.
[17:05:18] <Strawman> Thank you TMB
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[16:48:29] <Teckla> All the new driver assist features are awesome, though
[16:47:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Peak Hype': Why the Driverless Car Revolution Has Stalled - https://sylnt.us
[16:37:45] <Ellenor> it's somewhat deprssing
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[16:28:22] <FatPhil> I was making a comment about your filter, but I wouldn't expect someone as self-aware as you to pick up on that.
[16:07:22] <systemd> ^ 03Civil Rights And Communism
[16:07:20] <Runaway1956_> Educational material - https://www.youtube.com
[16:04:40] <Runaway1956_> What difference whether he's black white or latino? An addict knows no color.
[16:02:38] <FatPhil> hahah - a joke about a dead black man - yay, so funny!
[15:56:55] <Runaway1956_> congrats to George Floyd 223 days clean and sober….
[15:56:50] <Runaway1956_> Just about fell of my chair when I read this:
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[15:41:35] <Ellenor> has your toilet ever been constipated?
[15:39:59] <Runaway1956_> unless it's just my connection to the internet
[15:39:44] <Runaway1956_> seems TMBs work yesterday had some unexpected benefits
[15:39:26] <Runaway1956_> Ya know - I should note that the site is faster and more responsive than it has been recently
[14:43:04] <fliptop> i know some people like to hate on zdnet but they have a lot of timely stories on 0-days.
[14:39:43] <fliptop> yw. i just updated my zyxel wap.
[14:37:11] <Fnord666> Well crap. I use a zyWall firewall on my home network. Thanks for submitting this!
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[14:32:28] <fliptop> thank you!
[14:32:20] <Bender> karma - fliptop: 4
[14:32:19] <Bytram> fliptop++
[14:32:14] <Bytram> no need; I'm on it. thanks for the heads up!
[14:31:42] <fliptop> i tried <code> but not ecode. already submitted, just used <br> tags. can i edit and fix?
[14:29:19] <Bytram> fliptop: nvm, found it. Instead of <pre> ... </pre> I would recommend: <ecode> ... </ecode>
[14:27:52] <Bytram> fliptop: what were you trying to preserve? Indentation? Code example?
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[14:17:50] <fliptop> is it a forbidden tag?
[14:17:34] <fliptop> i just submitted a story, noticed the <pre> tag doesn't seem to work
[14:17:02] <fliptop> quite the enthusiastic bunch today
[14:16:40] * requerdanos :: Yawn, stretch ::
[14:16:19] <fliptop> anybody awake yet?
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[13:46:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pandemic-Boosted Remote Workforce may be in for a Shock at Tax Time - https://sylnt.us - the-tax-man-cometh
[13:37:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge: Assange Cannot be Extradited to the USA - https://sylnt.us
[13:22:40] <AzumaHazuki> glad i'm not the only one who thinks in those terms...
[13:11:59] <requerdanos> psychohistory in action
[13:06:19] <isocelated> He's not wrong.
[12:39:11] <systemd> ^ 03A decade ago, this scientist predicted 2020 would bring 'peak' chaos to the U.S.
[12:39:10] <FatPhil> https://bigthink.com
[12:20:54] <FatPhil> I've lost plenty of my hair in Alexi's machine head.
[12:04:41] <FatPhil> RIP Alexi Laiho :(
[11:45:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pandemic-Boosted Remote Workforce May be in for a Shock at Tax Time - https://sylnt.us - the-tax-man-cometh
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[09:26:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Will Try to 'Catch' its Super Heavy Rocket Using the Launch Tower - https://sylnt.us - aim-high
[09:05:43] <FatPhil> All credit has to go to South Park, they're the ones who I first saw make the joke, probably well over a decade ago.
[09:04:00] <Ellenor> that makes no sense lol
[08:58:35] <FatPhil> what, the lazy ones who milk our welfare system by tekkin ur jurbs?
[08:49:20] <AzumaHazuki> his obsession is the illegal aliens i think. he's constantly on about how Hispanics outbreed "us"
[08:45:07] <FatPhil> I think he's more a cranky old man, but cranky old men do occasionally blow up RVs in front of offices of companies involved with 5G, because of the aliens.
[08:42:54] <AzumaHazuki> runaway is one of these. i am calling this now: he is a domestic terrorist, or at the very least would be if he weren't so weak. i'd love to see his Gab and Parler posts
[08:42:27] <AzumaHazuki> these fucking nihilists will burn it down if they can't remake it in their image, that's the terrifying part. and they don't care who or what dies
[08:33:04] <FatPhil> Sure, I was considering that as an included property in your list, although I now notice you didn't mention it explicitly. For some strange reason I just expected it to be there.
[08:27:11] <AzumaHazuki> except she took benefits, LOL. what a goddamn hypocrite
[08:25:36] <FatPhil> you don't have to be a redneck suicide bomber, even Ayn Rand would have those goals.
[08:15:52] <AzumaHazuki> maybe he's an insane civil war revanchist who somehow believes white heterosexual men are an endangered and discriminated minority in the US
[08:15:19] <AzumaHazuki> maybe he's the kind of person who'd set off an IED except he's too cowardly to show up at Hell's gate in a zillion little pieces
[08:14:56] <AzumaHazuki> fuck knows. maybe he's a nihilistic redneck suicide bomber who'd willingly destroy SS and Medicare just as he becomes old enough to need them to "own the libs"
[08:11:08] <FatPhil> But the sign round his neck says "Captain Self-Aware", why would he deceive himself so, it makes no sense?
[08:01:56] <AzumaHazuki> they are. just fuckin' look at Runaway up there
[08:01:42] <FatPhil> I love it how the trumpaloons like stories about Dems being "desperate". It's almost as if they are completely unaware of the concept of projection.
[07:59:15] <Ellenor> blep :3
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[07:05:17] <sockpuppet_1337> A, blah blah blah
[06:56:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Corellium Notches Partial Victory in Apple iOS Copyright Case - https://sylnt.us - story-continues
[06:51:47] <systemd> 🤡
[06:51:47] <chromas> =honk
[06:49:15] <AzumaHazuki> ...and now the band is playing brave sir robin, LOL
[06:49:00] <Runaway1956_> I don't have time to worry over it - have a crummy night asshole.
[06:48:59] <AzumaHazuki> yes, specifically the part of it wearing a red clown nose :) *honk!*
[06:48:41] <Runaway1956_> Are you even in touch with reality anymore?
[06:47:24] <AzumaHazuki> is this what "tears of a clown" refers to?
[06:47:00] <Runaway1956_> Bastard should have been mobbed, all his limbs and his nose and jaw broken, THEN set free
[06:46:43] <AzumaHazuki> who in the hell is playing Gladiator's March? my God, you have your own personal clown soundtrack. Clowned-track?
[06:45:49] <systemd> ^ 03Repeat offender sucker-punches woman on at New York subway station, gets released hours later
[06:45:49] <Runaway1956_> https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com
[06:45:37] <Runaway1956_> This is the kind of shit your liberal party is known for
[06:45:33] <AzumaHazuki> you should get your nose tuned. it's a little off-key
[06:45:14] <AzumaHazuki> sorry, can't hear you over the little bike-horn thingie in there
[06:44:52] <Runaway1956_> Don't worry though, they're all female, so you can''t whine about having your ass beat by a male
[06:44:40] * AzumaHazuki honks runaway's nose again just for lulz
[06:44:27] <AzumaHazuki> she's welcome to come try
[06:44:23] <Runaway1956_> if the dogs didn't eat you first
[06:44:03] <Runaway1956_> and my grand daughter would beat your ass for touching her papaw
[06:43:30] <Runaway1956_> That's your ass you're sqeezing
[06:42:45] * AzumaHazuki leans over and honks Runaway's big red clown nose a few times. Wonka-wonka!
[06:42:40] <Runaway1956_> Go ahead, laugh - it's a free country - oh yeah, a free country that you hate
[06:42:20] <systemd> ^ 03“Stop The Steal” Organizers Say Dems Just Made a Desperate Move to Sabotage Jan 6th - WayneDupree.com
[06:42:20] <Runaway1956_> https://www.waynedupree.com
[06:42:04] <AzumaHazuki> and you're great for them. it's not nice, i know, but watching this whole clusterfuck collapse on itself in the most clownish way possible is hilarious
[06:41:41] <AzumaHazuki> What can i say, i need the laughs :)
[06:41:16] <Runaway1956_> you seem to be obsessed
[06:40:59] <systemd> ^ 03FACT CHECK: Did President Trump Really Tell the Georgia Secretary of State to Steal the Election? - Big League Politics
[06:40:59] <Runaway1956_> https://bigleaguepolitics.com
[06:40:47] <AzumaHazuki> He Lost, Get Over It (TM)
[06:40:26] <AzumaHazuki> you and uzzard have the same problem: you cannot go without having the last word
[06:40:12] <AzumaHazuki> then why do you respond to every single post i make? :)
[06:40:00] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Maduro Says He Asked West to Unfreeze Venezuelan Funds to Purchase Vaccines, Was Refused" (3 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:39:56] <Runaway1956_> as for you, you stupid fuck, I'm doing other things, you are not the center of my universe
[06:39:38] <systemd> Submitting "Maduro Says He Asked West to Unfreeze Venezuelan Funds to Purchase Vaccines, Was Refused"...
[06:39:36] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://sputniknews.com
[06:39:28] <Runaway1956_> now this is some dirty shit
[06:38:47] <AzumaHazuki> i'm sure that's a record for you
[06:38:42] <AzumaHazuki> awww, you kept it up for almost 3 minutes, too
[06:38:08] <Runaway1956_> 92nd percentile my ass
[06:37:50] * Runaway1956_ laughs at the idiot and her dreams of hell
[06:37:29] <systemd> ^ 03City of Kenosha Reportedly Braces For Potential Unrest as DA to Rule on Jacob Blake Shooter
[06:37:26] <Runaway1956_> https://sputniknews.com
[06:35:54] <AzumaHazuki> see? was that SO hard? now just keep doing that <3 good boy
[06:33:32] <AzumaHazuki> keep your mouth shut, you don't want brimstone in it
[06:33:24] <AzumaHazuki> that's all you got? :)
[06:32:45] <Runaway1956_> *yawn*
[06:31:55] <AzumaHazuki> they're gonna pack the entire Malebolge. It'll be, as the kids say, lit. Fire, even.
[06:31:44] <AzumaHazuki> don't worry though...in a few years you'll have all the time you could possibly want with the Trump crew. I hear they're renting the biggest convention center there is in hell
[06:31:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Welding Method 7 Approved, Fitness for Service Project Launched" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:31:18] <Runaway1956_> Joe has the creep strength they are looking for there!
[06:31:06] <AzumaHazuki> you absolutely are disocnnected, and well on your way to delusional
[06:31:03] <systemd> Submitting "Welding Method 7 Approved, Fitness for Service Project Launched"...
[06:31:00] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://www.powermag.com
[06:30:49] <Runaway1956_> nope
[06:30:47] <Runaway1956_> well shit, I'm disconnected?
[06:29:25] <AzumaHazuki> sure, sure. keep on believin' *pets head
[06:29:12] <Runaway1956_> Trump had people showing up while Sleepy Joe hid in his basement, lol
[06:29:10] * AzumaHazuki is darkly amused watching der Gropehnfuhrer's final moments
[06:28:41] <AzumaHazuki> he's not Trump, Runaway :)
[06:28:21] <Runaway1956_> he's afraid of being embarrassed when no one shows up
[06:27:44] <AzumaHazuki> yeah fuck him for not wanting to drive up the infection rate
[06:27:24] <Runaway1956_> Just what we need, a virtual president
[06:27:18] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Biden’s Inaugural Parade Canceled and Replaced With Virtual Version – BreakingNews" (23 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:26:56] <systemd> Submitting "Biden’s inaugural parade canceled and replaced with virtual version – BreakingNews"...
[06:26:54] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://bbcbreakingnews.com Virtual Joe has a virtual parade
[06:25:54] <AzumaHazuki> what the fuck is it going to take, people?
[06:25:23] <AzumaHazuki> an hour of Schmuck a l'Orange committing extortion, sedition, and yes, voter fraud
[06:25:10] <systemd> ^ 03Audio: Trump’s full Jan. 2 call with Ga. secretary of state
[06:24:58] <AzumaHazuki> https://www.washingtonpost.com keeee-rist
[06:23:37] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Military Recruiters Worry America's Youth are Too Fat or Dumb to Enter Service" (26 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:23:16] <systemd> Submitting "Military Recruiters Worry America's Youth Are Too Fat Or Dumb To Enter Service"...
[06:23:14] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[06:15:30] <Runaway1956_> I hate when someone spam posts, but they get a stupid offtopic or something instead of spam
[06:15:07] <Runaway1956_> Yay - someone is using the spam mod properly on the site
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[05:17:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sunday's Site Outage - https://sylnt.us
[05:17:45] <sockpuppet_1337> newfag or oldfag?
[05:17:29] <AzumaHazuki> stop me if you can!
[05:17:09] <sockpuppet_1337> Don't you "sweetie" me
[05:16:54] <AzumaHazuki> nothing wrong with a little arrogance if you can back it up, sweetie <3
[05:16:44] <AzumaHazuki> but correct :)
[05:16:32] <sockpuppet_1337> I've already noted that you are presumptuous
[05:16:05] <AzumaHazuki> why is a presumably straight male using "pussy" as an insult? that's like a fat kid calling someone they hate "chocolate cake"
[05:15:26] <sockpuppet_1337> You need to read Canadian news, instead of pussified 'Murican news
[05:14:44] <sockpuppet_1337> They're all dead? You're awfully ignorant, as well as presumptuous.
[05:14:38] <AzumaHazuki> and, on that note, i bet the Clovis people would have some sharp, pointed, dare I say flinty words, for the first nations...
[05:14:12] <AzumaHazuki> aside from a few scattered remnants, you disingenuous prick
[05:14:01] <AzumaHazuki> i can't. they're all dead
[05:13:12] <sockpuppet_1337> Maybe you should ask the First Nations, you presumpuous 'Murican cunt
[05:12:38] <AzumaHazuki> Canada's doing fine in that regard
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[05:10:07] <sockpuppet_1337> gotta civilize the north, east, and west first
[05:07:55] <AzumaHazuki> the GOP has gone full fascist, right down to the Big Lie
[05:07:17] <AzumaHazuki> christ, anyone believing this election was actually stolen is insane
[05:03:00] <c0lo> "Starlink - a guarantee the next election can be stollen more efficiently from the flyovers" - grin
[04:54:07] <AzumaHazuki> i would be absolutely fine with either one happening.
[04:53:51] <AzumaHazuki> or, alternatively, burn it down
[04:53:44] <AzumaHazuki> let's hope so. maybe techheads can do what Lincoln couldn't, viz, civilize the South
[04:48:08] <c0lo> The next 8 counties to turn blue - grin
[04:47:28] <c0lo> ^^^ "Eight out of 10 US counties with the highest "Developer Demand" shortage are in states in the middle of America, such as South Dakota, Missouri, Arkansas, Illinois, Utah, and Mississippi"
[04:47:09] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Mendix 2020 Software Developer Drought Index Reveals Unexpected Hiring Hotspots and a Changing US Ma" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:46:47] <systemd> Submitting "Mendix 2020 Software Developer Drought Index Reveals Unexpected Hiring Hotspots and a Changing US Map of Tech Talent Scarcity and Needs"...
[04:46:43] <c0lo> =submit https://www.prnewswire.com
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[04:36:36] <sockpuppet_1337> fags all got your mouths full?
[04:36:02] <sockpuppet_1337> All oldfags then?
[04:35:35] <sockpuppet_1337> how many newfags in here?
[04:35:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tunguska the Ternary Computer Emulator - https://sylnt.us
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[03:39:02] <c0lo> TMB, cum on man! Forget it, you can't do it at professional levels
[02:59:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, wait, overpaid wankers? what's the going rate? sure sounds better than coding, even for industry.
[02:56:05] <kyonko> FatPhil 's soviet citizen is coming out
[02:55:42] <chromas> I think Runaway1956_ broke FatPhil's spirit
[02:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone break anything today?
[02:53:40] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[02:53:40] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[02:05:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Composite Fuselages: How They Changed the Airline Industry - https://sylnt.us
[01:55:38] <kyonko> we're #2
[01:55:24] <kyonko> ussa
[01:47:58] <Runaway1956_> Now, THAT is mature beyond measure, is it not?
[01:47:28] <Runaway1956_> That could be - but then, we have #boner
[01:46:40] <FatPhil> grow up, you're acting like ten-year-old
[01:36:23] <Runaway1956_> Uncle Remus gon be kinder and gentler with Brer FatPhil from now on.
[01:35:55] <Runaway1956_> My, my, my - didn't realize FatPhil was so sensitive. My, my, my, my.
[01:29:49] <requerdanos> and those above, also
[01:29:38] <chromas> soylent bringing you the highest quality rejoinders
[01:29:20] <chromas> smol pener jokes
[01:26:19] <FatPhil> I shouldn't need to havemto go out of my way to avoid them, no matter how small they are.
[01:24:02] <Runaway1956_> FatPhil doesn't need an excuse to look at dicks.
[01:23:51] <chromas> touching other men with your photons
[01:22:37] <FatPhil> I'm just the sunlight trying to act as a disinfectant
[01:21:53] <chromas> wasn't aware FatPhil was a Runaway1956_ sock
[01:21:31] <FatPhil> you have problems
[01:21:21] <FatPhil> so, Runaway1956_, you literally have a sockpuppet account so you can draw attention to your dick?
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