#soylent | Logs for 2021-01-02
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[00:01:56] <kyonko> judy from the cartoon doug of the 1990's was a beatnik in the 1990's
[00:04:05] <Runaway1956_> Judy? In the sky?
[00:04:14] <kyonko> judy funny
[00:04:18] <kyonko> doug funny's sister
[00:04:33] <kyonko> it was a kid's cartoon on nickelodeon
[00:04:39] <kyonko> you know, cable tv
[00:04:40] <Runaway1956_> Never heard of either of them - was doug a paratrooper maybe?
[00:04:52] <kyonko> there was a military episode of commando doug
[00:05:00] <kyonko> rambo doug
[00:05:15] <Runaway1956_> So, if I had a nickle, why would I want an odeon?
[00:05:24] <kyonko> on c-band satellite
[00:05:30] <kyonko> 10 foot dish
[00:05:34] <kyonko> you can get south america
[00:05:45] <Runaway1956_> So, cable satellite TV?
[00:05:50] <kyonko> yeah c-span
[00:05:58] * kyonko snaps fingers
[00:06:05] <Runaway1956_> How long a cable necessary to reach to the satellite?
[00:06:14] <requerdanos> it's long.
[00:06:24] <requerdanos> and must be made of unobtanium.
[00:06:34] <requerdanos> see: space elevator materials
[00:06:43] <kyonko> its a void
[00:06:44] <Runaway1956_> Call Ali Baba, he'll have Dong install your Long cable.
[00:06:46] <kyonko> its 0
[00:06:55] <kyonko> only the distance and gravity field is real
[00:07:04] <Runaway1956_> the spoon is not real
[00:07:07] <kyonko> gravity field of the planets and sol
[00:07:08] <requerdanos> sure, they exist in the ether.
[00:07:24] <kyonko> going around the super massive black hole at the center of the milky way spiral galaxy
[00:07:39] <kyonko> between milky way and andromeda, there is just 0
[00:07:41] <kyonko> you dig?
[00:07:45] * kyonko snaps fingers
[00:07:50] <Runaway1956_> I must escape the Youtube . . .
[00:07:55] <requerdanos> nah, there's lots of virtual particles, all the time
[00:08:32] <kyonko> lol
[00:08:36] <kyonko> did anyone see dexter's lab
[00:08:42] <kyonko> mandark's parents
[00:09:27] <kyonko> so lets just say light is let loose from a portal by maxwell's demon from the great before
[00:09:32] <kyonko> always heads into the great after
[00:09:44] <kyonko> james clerk maxwell was not a beatnik lol
[00:10:03] <kyonko> maxwell's demon also controls the amplitude which can be infinite
[00:11:51] <kyonko> don't make a lc circuit, it is illegal
[00:12:04] <kyonko> the photon is just a projection of the lc circuit
[00:12:27] <kyonko> don't make a gun, don't shoot particles, don't make feynman statistics
[00:13:45] <Runaway1956_> Today's bit of amusement: Dogs are in a pen on the side of the house without lighting
[00:13:54] <Runaway1956_> Wife decided some light would be good
[00:14:02] <kyonko> my neighbors dog is like that
[00:14:04] <Runaway1956_> she purchased a pair of "sidewalk lights"
[00:14:16] <kyonko> my neighbors just slammed their car door and home door
[00:14:17] <Runaway1956_> So, I put them up - solar powered thingies,
[00:14:23] <kyonko> gate opens and makes a metallic jingle
[00:14:30] <kyonko> waves
[00:14:35] <Runaway1956_> it looks like we have two almost extinguished candles out there
[00:14:36] <kyonko> in the air and solid
[00:14:52] <kyonko> vibration solids produce waves communicated through gasses and solids
[00:15:07] <kyonko> Runaway1956_: thats just LOW AMPLITUDE
[00:15:19] <kyonko> crank it open, open the gate to the great before
[00:15:27] <Runaway1956_> what amplitude, lol
[00:15:28] <kyonko> let the arrow of time flow
[00:15:36] <kyonko> am radio
[00:15:43] <requerdanos> they emit photons by the dozens, huh
[00:15:50] <kyonko> Runaway1956_: the emergence from 0
[00:16:08] <kyonko> 0 -> maximum amplitude -> 0
[00:16:22] <kyonko> induces electric current in metallic solids
[00:16:34] <kyonko> can be rectified by a diode
[00:16:57] <Runaway1956_> Huh-uh - get rect
[00:17:59] <kyonko> do you see rick and morty?
[00:19:09] <kyonko> if google is so bad ass, why don't I get much results about phlogiston?
[00:19:58] <kyonko> because phlogiston was never real
[00:20:03] <kyonko> but it worked
[00:20:07] <kyonko> it worked for the vikings
[00:20:14] <kyonko> and the samurai
[00:28:51] <FatPhil> metaphorical truths
[00:29:10] <FatPhil> falsities that, if you believe them, can benefit you
[00:30:09] <FatPhil> I prefer to call them "useful lies" rather than "metaphorical truths", because they are not a kind of truth, they are a kind of lie.
[00:30:19] <kyonko> yeah I gave up on those lies
[00:30:22] <kyonko> long ago
[00:30:28] <kyonko> I'm not powerful or rich
[00:30:31] <kyonko> but I am healthy
[00:30:41] <chromas> where lies truth?
[00:31:36] <kyonko> FatPhil: you know if you make electrons dance, they can produce short wavelengths and high amplitude
[00:35:06] <Runaway1956_> Flog your stones? That's what you call it?
[00:36:45] <kyonko> rat tails
[00:36:51] <kyonko> locker room talk
[00:41:15] <Runaway1956_> OMG, what day is this?
[00:45:50] <kyonko> 1-1-21
[01:02:21] <kyonko> https://i.pinimg.com
[01:02:25] <kyonko> i got this looking for kaminsky
[01:02:44] <kyonko> thats azumahazuki
[01:03:38] <requerdanos> de veras, lo dudo mucho
[01:04:21] <kyonko> found a cartoon self portrait of robert crumb
[01:04:50] <kyonko> his keep on trucking meme was in my town when I was a kid, everything else not so much or at all
[01:05:27] <kyonko> i think i vaguely remember in the late 1990's mr. natural was a unixbeard
[01:06:54] <kyonko> is it lemon scented cleaner, or is it lemon pepper?
[01:11:48] <kyonko> Vasily Kandy-nsky
[02:51:19] * chromas sets wind to medium
[03:13:11] <chromas> dangit, postgres didn't help kmail.
[03:13:14] <chromas> akonadi--
[03:13:14] <Bender> karma - akonadi: -1
[03:13:15] <chromas> kde--
[03:13:15] <Bender> karma - kde: 2
[03:24:10] <runaway1957> chromas breaks the wind!
[03:29:09] <kyonko> kde isn't what it used to be
[03:29:21] <kyonko> remember kppp?
[04:06:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Public Domain Day in the USA: Works from 1925 are Open to All! - https://sylnt.us - free-the-mouse
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[04:33:20] <Runaway1956_> https://babylonbee.com
[04:33:21] <systemd> ^ 03Governor Newsom Orders Police To Go Door To Door Arresting Anyone Not Depressed And Alone
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[04:40:41] <aristarchus> =submit https://evansnewsreport.com
[04:40:42] <systemd> Submitting "Creepy Joe Strikes Again: “I Want To See These Beautiful Young Ladies Dancing” When They “Are Four Years Older”"...
[04:41:04] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Creepy Joe Strikes Again: “I Want to See These Beautiful Young Ladies Dancing” When They “are " (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:13:42] <kyonko> you irc during your breaks?
[06:14:04] <AzumaHazuki> i had a double shift. i'm off until monday night thank fuck
[06:14:20] <kyonko> yes all health care workers have being doing 12 hours for a few years now
[06:14:23] <AzumaHazuki> someone called out. an hour after the start of her shift, after no-showing for it. her "baby got sick"
[06:14:32] <kyonko> its always the crotch fruit
[06:14:48] <kyonko> something about surving to reach reproductive age, reproducing once, then dying
[06:14:49] <AzumaHazuki> sure, and if you expect me to believe that, nice to meet you, I'm Sailor Enceladus (original character donut steel)
[06:15:11] <kyonko> everyone has a madonna, messiah and god complex
[06:15:12] <AzumaHazuki> this woman always had a work attitude problem anyway
[06:15:43] <kyonko> where are you currently? new york state?
[06:15:51] <AzumaHazuki> western NY, yes. Buffalo. i love it here
[06:16:00] <kyonko> damn snowpacalypse, i remember it
[06:16:06] <kyonko> bflony.fios.net
[06:16:31] <kyonko> a lot of people suffocated in their cars when the snow covered them
[06:16:43] <AzumaHazuki> wait, where are you?
[06:16:49] <kyonko> arizona, on the border with mexico
[06:16:52] <kyonko> you know, DA WALL
[06:16:58] <AzumaHazuki> you poor bastard
[06:17:05] <kyonko> yeah, its a macho cowboy town
[06:17:24] <kyonko> nobody really is a cowboy though
[06:17:51] <kyonko> as soon as they havent showered in 2 days they start to flay themselves and pull their skin off like a shirt
[06:17:58] <AzumaHazuki> ...what the fuck
[06:17:58] <kyonko> anunaki orders
[06:18:08] * AzumaHazuki notices she's saying "what the fuck" a lot around you
[06:18:13] <kyonko> ANUNAKI
[06:18:48] <kyonko> this is the year they will make an official government statement regarding et and ufo
[06:19:15] <AzumaHazuki> "they exist, and they don't talk to us because they consider Earth the equivalent of "the bad part of town." And who can blame them?"
[06:20:11] <kyonko> normie laymen don't even understand why a circulatory system and a heart are important in a multi cellular organism
[06:20:36] <kyonko> yeast will continue metabolizing sugar untill they kill themselves with high levels of ethanol, which is their metabolic waste
[06:20:52] <AzumaHazuki> now how are you going from "my town in Arizona is full of idiots" to "ZOMG TEH ALEINZ" to "people can't into biology?"
[06:21:03] <kyonko> abortion is bad
[06:21:12] <kyonko> defenseless rubbery boneless thingie
[06:22:21] <kyonko> i can't poop because its a sin to do so
[06:23:16] <AzumaHazuki> you know, i'm considering putting you on /ignore just because trying to follow your train of thought is confusing to the point of pain
[06:23:46] <kyonko> i got 15 minutes with a psychiatrist on monday, tele-medecine, on voip
[06:24:20] <kyonko> a lot of people are giving up on voip because of "spam calls"
[06:24:30] <kyonko> but I get all my healthcare communication done on voip
[06:24:46] <kyonko> its pstn voip, not whatever they call voip in 2021
[06:25:10] <kyonko> i answer every voip call, if its not real, i hang up
[06:25:29] <kyonko> some people are really going psycho over the indian scam callers, most of them catholic morons
[06:26:21] <kyonko> voip spam isn't even painful, they never call during the night
[06:27:33] <kyonko> my mom really trys to push her catholic moron friends superstitions and phobias onto me
[06:27:47] <AzumaHazuki> the indian scammers are fun. i once let one teamviewer into a bait user on my laptop that was running KDE Plasma with a very accurate Win7 theme
[06:27:50] <AzumaHazuki> he was so confused
[06:28:17] <kyonko> I just use PSTN/POTS you know, the landline with the area code
[06:28:23] <AzumaHazuki> I made my voice sound like a little old lady's and eventually told him "Ohhh, my nephew, he installed this...you...you-bun-two thing on my laptop. Is that why I have viruses?"
[06:28:40] <AzumaHazuki> "nothing looks exactly right since"
[06:28:51] <kyonko> I know bflony has verizon fios
[06:29:24] <kyonko> we have really really shitty internet, but the voip is good enough for 911, har har har
[06:30:00] <kyonko> tucson arizona has fiber in at&t u-verse, but its not worth it to live there
[06:30:42] <kyonko> i have a t-mobile phone, sometimes the calls are in HD
[06:32:51] <kyonko> couldn't log in to my online banking acct today
[06:33:00] <kyonko> shit, its probably like back in march
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[07:10:27] <AzumaHazuki> LOL, Lin Wood (Trumps deranged attorney...no, his other one...no, not Rudy OR Jenna, the OTHER ONE) now says Mike Pence will be executed by firing squad :D
[07:10:33] <AzumaHazuki> this is the clownshow that keeps on giving
[07:11:19] <AzumaHazuki> anyone who supports the GOP or the Trump admin now has, in my mind, a mental overlay of big floppy red shoes, a squeaky red clown nose, French mime makeup, and bouncy trousers with a hula hoop in the waist
[07:11:41] <AzumaHazuki> oh, and a tiny dunce cap with a pompom on a spring on top
[07:30:03] <kyonko> why kill mike pence?
[07:34:50] <c0lo> Why not kill Mike Pence? He's no longer useful to Trump, on the contrary.
[07:38:18] <c0lo> =g mad clowns around
[07:38:19] <systemd> https://www.madcoversite.com - Mad Clowns Around - 1978
[07:44:38] <AzumaHazuki> now here's the important point: we have people on this site as insane as Lin Wood or worse
[07:58:02] <c0lo> I fail to see the importance of the point. I mean, the rain today delivered a lot more pain just above my ass (on the sciatic nerve) than anything on S/N can ever cause.
[08:04:57] <AzumaHazuki> just remember there's a bunch of clowns on here, okay?
[08:09:46] <kyonko> the rain?
[08:09:56] <kyonko> like it rained outside and you felt it in your sciatic nerve?
[08:10:46] <c0lo> Zumi, does "I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs." remind you of something?
[08:11:21] <c0lo> =w weather pains kyonko
[08:11:22] <systemd> [0 results]
[08:11:36] <c0lo> =w weather pains
[08:11:38] <systemd> Weather pains, weather-related pain, or meteoropathy is a phenomenon that occurs when people with conditions such as arthritis or limb injuries claim to - https://en.wikipedia.org
[08:12:00] <kyonko> how old are you?
[08:12:24] <c0lo> kyonko, that's not public on s/n.
[08:12:25] <kyonko> sometimes for no reason I feel warmth on my "obturator nerve"
[08:44:47] <AzumaHazuki> i think this Crafoo character is angry at me
[08:44:52] <AzumaHazuki> and possibly women as a whole :D
[08:56:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brexit Deal Mentions Netscape Browser and Mozilla Mail - https://sylnt.us - next-next-I-agree
[11:10:00] <FatPhil> technically Lin Wood didn't say anything more wrong than "If Pence is arrested, he'll be beamed up to an alien spaceship and anally probed for days on end".
[11:10:40] <FatPhil> Anything that follows an unsatisfiable condition is irrelevant.
[11:14:04] <FatPhil> But it is a good "I've lost my marbles" tweet either way.
[11:34:25] * c0lo thinks there may be nothing wrong with anything that follows an unsatisfiable condition, it's the context that's irrelevant
[11:37:34] <AzumaHazuki> to be fair, i would like to see Pence executed by firing squad, as well as the entire trump admin, for the...340,000 deaths is it now?
[11:43:43] * c0lo doesn't see anything fair in seeing politicians executed for mismanagement. Imprisonment and community service for life - literaly public servant - seems closer to both fairness and as a deterrent
[11:45:16] <AzumaHazuki> force them to do prison work for prison wages with no healthcare
[11:45:38] <AzumaHazuki> all assets liquid and solid sold off and the proceeds given to habitat for humanity, food banks, etc
[11:46:38] <c0lo> On the contrary, get them universal basic health care. Keep them productive for longer on the cheap.
[11:48:05] <c0lo> Hmmm... do you plan then to have them retaining any gaseous asset? (grin)
[11:48:48] <AzumaHazuki> oh no, make them suffer, that's the fucking point
[11:49:17] <AzumaHazuki> it's better than they deserve. given my way with them, their fates would involve a woodchipper and an international live TV broadcast
[11:49:43] <AzumaHazuki> with a big ol' "sic semper tyrannis" banner over the hopper where all the blood and bone fragments and ground meat shoot out
[11:57:44] * c0lo finds Zumi's imagery disturbing to say the least
[11:57:53] <AzumaHazuki> good
[11:58:20] <AzumaHazuki> because if someone like me, who's so afraid of fire and sharp objects, would happily drop someone into a red-hot meatgrinder and listen to them scream, think about what kind of evil they've done
[11:58:55] <AzumaHazuki> so yeah i fucking well hope you find it disturbing, because for all that you find it disturbing, it's not one onehundred-thousandth of what they deserve
[12:01:57] * c0lo sees Zumi going nuts. Not a pretty sight for a new year.
[12:02:10] <AzumaHazuki> this isn't nuts, colo, and i'm sorry you think it is.
[12:02:44] <AzumaHazuki> here's a clue: the world is an ugly, evil place, and while two wrongs don't make a right, the second wrong can sometimes prevent a third, fourth, fifth, millionth etc. wrong
[12:12:43] <c0lo> You will be sorry if it happens. Because politics rarely select decent people, the chances are you will still vote some sociopaths. So the next sociopaths team will makes sure this won't happen to them. Erdogan style at first, Putin style at next stages, Kim dynasty in the end.
[12:13:35] <AzumaHazuki> we're already at Erdogan style and we will be in Putin style in 2022 at the latest
[12:13:42] <AzumaHazuki> the US is fucking over.
[12:14:16] <AzumaHazuki> and given the botched vaccine rollout i don't think that border's going to open before mid 2022. hope to fuck i can get out before the midterms
[12:15:08] <c0lo> =g vaccine passport
[12:15:09] <systemd> https://abc7news.com - 'Vaccine passport': What it is, and why some think it should be ...
[12:15:40] <c0lo> You had your first jab.
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[12:17:42] <AzumaHazuki> yeah. my mother's retiring this summer and coming up here to Buffalo so i want to get her settled in, and then, depending on what things look like, i'll either spend a year sharing an apartment with her, or get her one herself and haul ass out of here
[12:44:19] <FatPhil> reading the scrollback /me is reminded of the Doctor Who story /Vengeance on Varos/.
[12:45:51] <FatPhil> I think so much of what the politicians feed off is pride-related, the punishments should involve as much shaming as possible.
[13:02:10] * c0lo watches how FatPhil uses a faulty reasoning and imaginary hypotheses to reach a conclusion with good chances of being valid and relevant
[13:02:19] * c0lo grins
[13:11:18] <c0lo> =w to see the invisible man
[13:11:19] <systemd> "To See the Invisible Man" is the second segment of the sixteenth episode from the first season (1985–86) of the television series The Twilight Zone. - https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:15:59] <c0lo> See also http://people.cs.uchicago.edu
[13:18:05] <c0lo> "It is my very humane endeavour / To make, to some extent, / Each evil liver / A running river / Of harmless merriment."
[13:19:47] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[13:19:50] <systemd> ^ 03Food Theory: The TRUE Cost of Winning $1,000,000 at McDonald's (Monopoly)
[13:20:13] <chromas> So it turns out 9/11 was instigated to cover up McNopoly fraud
[13:36:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Mandate Highlights Costs, Benefits of Making All Scientific Articles Free to Read - https://sylnt.us - stand-on-the-shoulders-of-giants
[13:59:57] <Bytram> c0lo: Sorry to hear about your having sciatica -- I've had it. Twice. Seems there is pretty much nothing that can be done to help it. :(
[14:02:02] <Bytram> ~time utc
[14:11:05] <c0lo> thanks, bytram. I sorta got used with it, cursing helps. Occasionally, Voltaren and half a day of taking a break from lifting or bending down helps even more. For now.
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[14:13:02] <Bytram> At its worst, I could barely walk 200 feet at a time. Would have to sit down for a couple minutes and wait for the pain to abate enough for me to proceed any further.
[14:13:34] <requerdanos> Voltaren is awesome.
[14:14:36] <Bytram> Oh, I was working retail at the time. On my feet all day. Thankfully, I worked in an area where there were counters I could lean on. Otherwise, I'd not have been able to last even an hour.
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[15:56:54] <FatPhil> https://www.msn.com
[15:56:54] <systemd> ^ 03Vicious Squirrel Attacks Rattle Rego Park Residents
[16:41:33] <Bytram> http://feeds.mashable.com
[16:41:34] <systemd> ^ 03Bitcoin kicked off 2021 by crossing the $30,000 threshold for the first time ( https://mashable.com )
[16:44:31] <requerdanos> Am I the only one who thinks BTC is overvalued by about $29,999?
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[17:21:41] <FatPhil> requerdanos: at least that, yes. no intrinsic value, and no fiat to back it up.
[17:22:13] <requerdanos> well, you know, +/- $1 or so
[17:23:48] <FatPhil> plus or minus some past-BB fish
[17:23:52] <FatPhil> https://fee.org
[17:23:53] <systemd> ^ 03How a Fish Became Prison Currency
[17:30:32] <FatPhil> the best thing about BTC reaching 30K is that McAfee has to eat his dick on live tv, or something like that.
[17:31:42] <requerdanos> Weren't the per-transaction costs for bitcoin prohibitive of its being useful for anything? or am I just out of date
[17:39:22] <chromas> It was until the new Ryzens came out
[17:54:45] <FatPhil> it definitely doesn't scale
[18:27:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SolarWinds Hackers Accessed Microsoft Source Code, the Company Says - https://sylnt.us - Read-the-source,-Luke!
[18:30:06] <Fnord666> requerdanos: Yes, if you want your transaction to make it into the blockchain in a reasonable period of time, then the transaction costs can be pricey.
[18:31:04] <Fnord666> It's not so bad for large transactions where the cost is a tiny percentage, but if you wanted to use it for day to day transactions? Paying a $2USD transaction fee on a $7USD purchase is a bit much.
[18:36:20] <FatPhil> Odd that I've seen bitcoin transactions touted as being an improvement on alternatives due to low overheads. Apparently Dunning Krugerands are suitably named
[18:59:22] <Fnord666> It's only going to get worse once all of the coins are mined and the only way to make money mining is transaction fees.
[19:15:22] <chromas> Nah, by then we'll switch over to QuibitCoin
[19:15:35] <chromas> Quantum shekels; they're both in and not in your account
[19:41:47] <FatPhil> http://dickening.com
[19:41:47] <systemd> ^ 03The Dickening Countdown to John McAfee Dick Eating
[19:43:22] <FatPhil> "If it's less than 2 million dollars by the end of 2020, then mathematics itself is a flawed discipline." -John McAfee - October 18, 2019
[19:44:11] <FatPhil> Damn, I knew my degrees were worthless.
[19:46:09] <chromas> Well yeah, I bet they're not even Celsius
[21:10:28] <FatPhil> n.w. /Long Shot/ (2019)
[21:15:36] <Runaway1956_> lol - went into a library and asked for a book on suicide
[21:15:50] <Runaway1956_> librarian says "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
[21:16:49] <Runaway1956_> listened to fifteen minutes of jokes, that was the first to really make me laugh
[22:53:31] <FatPhil> Here you go - knock yourself out! https://github.com
[22:53:36] <systemd> ^ 03zcyzcy88/SelfColle
[23:00:28] <chromas> "copyright 2010"; ".htm". Pick a lane, mang
[23:01:38] <kyonko> .shtm is quite old
[23:01:46] <kyonko> fake secure, fake strong
[23:06:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DOE and MIT are Working on a Nuclear Fusion Reactor - https://sylnt.us - 10-years-away
[23:08:26] <kyonko> pls drive 55 thx
[23:17:31] <FatPhil> https is so pointless, I'm ->this<- far from just putting alias wget='wget --no-check-certificate' in my .bashrc
[23:25:00] <Bytram> FatPhil: what about .wgetrc
[23:26:35] <Runaway1956_> .fekkitrc
[23:27:08] <Bytram> don't hold back, tell me how you *really* feel!
[23:30:59] <FatPhil> looks like Lin Wood's been going slightly more woo-woo day by day in recent weeks... https://www.metabunk.org
[23:31:00] <systemd> ^ 032020 Nashville Christmas RV Bombing
[23:34:36] <Runaway1956_> Well, I think it was a false flag, myself.
[23:34:41] <Runaway1956_> MLA did it.
[23:34:51] <Runaway1956_> Martian Liberation Army
[23:37:00] <FatPhil> #BetelgeuseLivesMatter
[23:38:10] <Runaway1956_> When an evil Betel dies, he's sent to earth for punishment
[23:39:18] <FatPhil> they will outlive us all
[23:39:37] <Bytram> where do the good ones go?
[23:39:38] <FatPhil> I'm more afraid of the termitenators
[23:39:58] <Runaway1956_> it has never been confirmed that there are any good ones
[23:40:06] <Bytram> exterminate them! exterminate them!
[23:40:17] <Runaway1956_> Colonel Custer said the only good one is a dead one
[23:40:40] <Runaway1956_> *Custer wasn't a real colonel of course, he was just a brevet
[23:40:57] <FatPhil> Bytram: there seems to be no wgetrc manpage, so wget can go fuck itself - I'll use an alias even if it's the wrong thing to do just to spite them!
[23:41:14] <Bytram> But he did start a popular clothing company, right? Arrow shirts!
[23:41:30] <Runaway1956_> wasn't that his grandson?
[23:41:37] <Bytram> =g wget man page
[23:41:38] <FatPhil> the fact that the switch is "no check certificate", "no hablo inglese"?
[23:41:38] <systemd> https://linux.die.net - wget(1): non-interactive network downloader - Linux man page
[23:41:54] <Bytram> FatPhil: ^^^
[23:42:14] <FatPhil> there's a wget manpage, it makes a dozen references to the existence of a .wgetrc file, but doesnt' say what you can put in it, and how.
[23:42:42] <Bytram> oh, k
[23:43:06] <FatPhil> I already have my .aliases file (sourced from within .bashrc), I don't need another file to track
[23:43:46] <FatPhil> s/,/, under version control/
[23:43:46] <SedBot> <FatPhil> I already have my .aliases file (sourced from within .bashrc), under version control I don't need another file to track
[23:43:51] <Runaway1956_> my wgetrc says noget
[23:43:56] * Bytram had some kind of profile for wget on win 7 pro when I used a ported version of wget
[23:44:48] <chromas> You're supposed to use guhnoo info
[23:45:08] <FatPhil> info is a four letter word round these parts
[23:45:16] <chromas> so is butt
[23:45:53] <FatPhil> butt is by bail client
[23:46:17] <chromas> https://www.gnu.org
[23:46:19] <systemd> ^ 03GNU Wget 1.21-dirty Manual ( https://www.gnu.org )
[23:46:43] <chromas> You just need to swear off gannoo software
[23:47:21] <Bytram> chromas: yes, I guknow
[23:47:36] <chromas> screen -> tmux; bash -> dash; info -> man
[23:47:40] <Runaway1956_> gonad software supposed to be better
[23:48:47] <chromas> Our lord and savior, RMS prefers info over man pages. But you know who's all in on man pages? Evul Poettering!
[23:49:23] <Runaway1956_> I thought he did boy pages
[23:50:26] <Bytram> yep, the info page for wget provides the syntax as well as a complete list of the options that can be set, their syntax, and values
[23:50:30] <FatPhil> Anthony Warner Quinn = Qanon err in hunt, yawn (anagram)
[23:50:57] <chromas> one of these days, you need to create an anagram where (anagram) is part of the anagram
[23:51:11] <kyonko> he had a methlab in that RV, it went kaboom
[23:51:15] <kyonko> lol anagram
[23:51:23] <kyonko> rogerus bacos' anagram of gunpowder
[23:51:26] <FatPhil> Bytram++ for at least making me aware of .wgetrc even if I'll never use it
[23:51:26] <Bender> karma - bytram: 150
[23:51:43] <kyonko> it took them a while to figure out you mix gunpowder wet
[23:51:45] <Bytram> obliged!
[23:51:45] <FatPhil> anagram was from g/f, I'll pass on the lol
[23:51:53] <Runaway1956_> What was the last thing to go through his mind?
[23:51:58] <FatPhil> his ass
[23:52:02] <Bytram> chromas++ helped!
[23:52:02] <Bender> karma - chromas: 323
[23:52:16] <FatPhil> quite why he had a donkey in his RV, I don't know
[23:52:32] <Runaway1956_> he couldn't get a roo
[23:52:41] <chromas> weather maybe?
[23:52:45] <Bytram> he was braying to the lord?
[23:52:47] <chromas> cya
[23:53:09] <kyonko> mexican donkey show
[23:53:13] <kyonko> donky punch is extra
[23:53:17] <Bytram> meal time; biab
[23:53:32] <kyonko> beep beep beep
[23:53:36] <chromas> patsy patsy
[23:53:38] <kyonko> reverse senton slam
[23:53:42] <Runaway1956_> nosebag for the donkey is what I thought
[23:54:05] <kyonko> there is a donkey in my neighborhood
[23:54:12] <kyonko> I filmed him before 3-11-20
[23:54:17] <kyonko> you know, bin laden day parade
[23:54:24] <kyonko> international 9-11 I
[23:54:35] <FatPhil> But aren't you guys impressed that I've learnt enough yankee to make jokes in it now? They say you don't really know a language until you can make jokes in it.
[23:54:53] <Runaway1956_> so, the donkey went on the barbeque after the parade?
[23:54:55] <FatPhil> What's the difference between 9-11 and 7-11?
[23:55:01] <kyonko> FatPhil: 2-11
[23:55:10] <kyonko> 2-11 is american baltika
[23:55:14] <kyonko> google it
[23:55:26] <kyonko> that shit gave me some scary hangovers
[23:55:27] <Runaway1956_> 7-11 probably has a higher body count from food poisoning
[23:55:30] <FatPhil> 2-0? I really don't know. I haven't learnt enough to pass the citizenship test
[23:55:42] <FatPhil> Runaway1956_++
[23:55:42] <Bender> karma - runaway1956_: 1
[23:55:58] <FatPhil> If it was original