#soylent | Logs for 2020-12-23

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[23:43:54] <FatPhil> lots of academics as clients, and that seems to not be drying up.
[23:43:17] <FatPhil> nah, we're both conslutants, and bill by the hour.
[23:42:18] <AzumaHazuki> oh, right, if you work in a pub it makes sense
[23:42:06] <FatPhil> having said that, the work is thinning, so we do have more time.
[23:41:02] <FatPhil> Not if it reduced the number of billable hours we can work.
[23:40:42] <AzumaHazuki> you would save a lot of money if you cooked at home
[23:40:20] <FatPhil> Pubs started closing earlier, firstly last orders (but not drinking up) at 24:00, then kicking out time at 22:00 these last couple of months. But there was always half a dozen really good lunch specials to chose from.
[23:38:35] <AzumaHazuki> the night shift is awesome by the way. i was born for this
[23:37:44] <FatPhil> until this, it's basically been almost no change.
[23:37:00] <AzumaHazuki> it's kind of funny in a sad way how little has changed for me during this pandemic
[23:36:42] * AzumaHazuki always cooks at home, so...no real change here
[23:34:51] <requerdanos> when this whole thing came down, we ate out every day as well. more meals at home now; we adapted I guess
[23:33:25] <FatPhil> Given that I eat out every day, mostly in pubs, that's a bit of a bummer.
[23:32:46] <FatPhil> Awww, damn, the govt's finally decided to do something now thousands of cats are out of the bag - pubs are closing for a month, and restaurants may only do take-away.
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[22:27:14] <Bender> karma - bots: -38
[22:27:14] <FatPhil> bots--
[22:27:07] <FatPhil> =tell c0lo yeah, x5x1sSjfknM is very funny!
[21:17:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Over-Engineered Bottle Opener Takes the Drudgery Out of Drinking - https://sylnt.us - just-keep-them-coming
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[18:37:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox Continues Cracking Down on Tracking With Cache Partitioning - https://sylnt.us - who's-cache-is-it-anyway?
[18:14:14] <kyonko> anthrax brew
[18:10:31] <kyonko> oh yeah, the anthrax place
[18:10:20] <FatPhil> that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it
[18:10:10] <kyonko> I KNOW humans have to get rid of metabolic heat into their enviroment
[18:10:05] <FatPhil> last open day of the year at the brewpub, so giving my best wishes to all the staff.
[18:09:55] <kyonko> well
[18:09:55] <kyonko> oh heh
[18:09:25] <FatPhil> n.c. (now curing) neuromuscular maladies
[18:08:38] <FatPhil> yup, every time I'm thirsty, I think "that's a neuromuscular malady, I need a beer"
[18:06:58] <kyonko> FatPhil: do you sometimes get neuromuscular maladies?
[17:07:16] <FatPhil> NASA story should be from the Apollogies-18 dept.
[16:27:44] <Bytram> unfortunately, I really gtg... good luck!
[16:27:26] <Bytram> FatPhil: googe, advanced search ... as least it used to let you do that
[16:17:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Says It Will Fly a Canadian to the Moon - https://sylnt.us - collaboration-eh?
[16:09:16] <FatPhil> kn*ck*rs
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[13:48:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux 5.11 Drops AMD Zen Voltage/Current Reporting Over Lack of Documentation - https://sylnt.us
[13:28:40] <FatPhil> I just asked a dumb question to a website, and they pointed me to a page they already have on the topic - I'm convinced nothing actually links to that page, as I can't find any such links.
[13:27:43] <FatPhil> Is there a search engine which will tell you what pages link to a particular URL?
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[11:26:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Say there was a Huge, Mysterious Object in the Early Solar System - https://sylnt.us - is-it-1:4:9?
[10:13:21] <c0lo> 'ere we just cuppa
[10:12:37] <requerdanos> oh, I say, toodle-pip.
[10:10:56] <FatPhil> Yes, with a crooked little finger, obviously, how gauche of you to ask!
[10:10:19] <FatPhil> One is English, one choses instead to tea-off.
[10:09:41] <c0lo> Not downunder. I can tee off in public any time I want. Slip-Slop-Slap, tho'.
[10:06:55] <chromas> Teeing off in public is generally frowned upon
[09:59:40] <FatPhil> " The golf course is completely free of grass and golfers take a small piece of "turf" around to use for teeing off."
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[09:48:50] <FatPhil> I'm very much not a hot weather person. I start to slow down at about 24C, and am basically an almost lifeless zombie at 30.
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[09:33:03] <c0lo> NZ is an oceanic temperate climate. But you can play make-believe LotR in their mountains assuming you're into trekking. Bare-footed. And large hairy feet
[09:29:13] <c0lo> You don't even get sweaty, it dries the sweat as soons as it gets out through the skin pores. Nothing to lul about, but you don't get to experience it too often in your life.
[09:27:21] <SedBot> <c0lo> The temp is bearable, it's dry. It sucks the beer through your skin, makes room for more.
[09:27:21] <c0lo> s/make/makes/
[09:26:56] <c0lo> The temp is bearable, it's dry. It sucks the beer through your skin, make room for more.
[09:26:38] <FatPhil> I'd like to do about 3-6 months in Oz/NZ, but definitely want to avoid high summer. Not even for lulz
[09:25:46] <c0lo> No fun.
[09:21:01] <FatPhil> but not in Nov-Mar, only in sane temperatures
[09:19:47] <FatPhil> OH, I am so going to Coober Pedy when I finally go to see Australia!
[09:09:50] <bacteria> kinda reminds me of other place i never been to, colorado
[09:09:25] <bacteria> i love those rocks though, they look out-of-this-world gorgeous :)
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[08:55:56] <systemd> ^ 03Coober Pedy - Google Search
[08:55:55] <c0lo> bacteria, may I interest you in Coober Pedy? Not much of a nature on the surface, it' hard to survive at 43C-50C. https://www.google.com
[08:42:29] <chromas> with tasty beans
[08:42:22] <chromas> chaz & chips
[08:41:59] <FatPhil> chaz & di, or chaz & camilla? or chaz & dave?
[08:39:24] <chromas> nw washington is a shithole. I'm retroactively blaming it all on chaz
[08:38:48] <FatPhil> tacoma narrows...
[08:38:37] <chromas> we've had decades to work on that with no progress. time for some swaying highways
[08:38:09] <FatPhil> then just add flying cars!
[08:37:51] <chromas> Put up thousands of skyscrapers and make the roads that connect them at the top
[08:37:49] <FatPhil> well, small parts of large cities, but parts that on their own would be considered large were it not for the context of a metropolis to dwarf them.
[08:37:45] <bacteria> funny, one is for heat, other for cold
[08:37:26] <bacteria> i saw on tv there are towns in australia like that too
[08:36:50] <FatPhil> I've heard that large parts of some Canadian cities are underground.
[08:36:48] <chromas> oh shoot
[08:36:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Army Hits Target from 43 Miles Away with Artillery System in Works - https://sylnt.us - the-target-was-how-big?
[08:35:46] <bacteria> sometimes i wish all roads and dwellings and industries were underground, and on the surface it would be just nature
[08:26:06] <chromas> I'm sorry for your loss (of time)
[08:25:47] <FatPhil> thunderf00t visited, and debunked those with a pickaxe
[08:25:26] <chromas> How about some nice Solar Freakin' Roadways?
[08:24:50] <FatPhil> just trying to think. and I'm pretty sure there's no asphalt inside the old city walls.
[08:23:33] <FatPhil> not in the old town
[08:21:55] <chromas> You guys don't hae asphalt?
[08:20:52] <FatPhil> I'm not saying I hate cobbles in winter, but I do know what the resonant frequency of my skull is.
[08:20:16] <FatPhil> nicely dusted with a cm of snow this morning too
[08:20:00] <FatPhil> fucking cobbles, too
[07:50:58] <c0lo> Meh, patience. You will eventualirely get to the age when it will feel like 1km.
[07:49:03] <FatPhil> It feels like 100m. Out the flat, turn left, left at the end, and right onto the square. Bosh!
[07:48:20] <FatPhil> literarily is the optimal word to use
[07:47:02] <pinchy> dna fragments matching some bogus sequence found in antartica for first time
[07:46:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03COVID-19 Cases Linked to Chilean Antarctic Operations Rise to 58 - ABC News" (37 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:46:24] <systemd> Submitting "COVID-19 cases linked to Chilean Antarctic operations rise to 58 - ABC News"...
[07:46:22] <c0lo> =submit https://www.abc.net.au
[07:46:14] <c0lo> Today there are 58 (growing from the 36 yesterday)
[07:45:00] <c0lo> ^ yesterday news
[07:44:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Covid Cases Recorded in Antarctica for First Time – Reports" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:44:09] <systemd> Submitting "Covid cases recorded in Antarctica for first time – reports"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[07:44:07] <c0lo> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[07:43:18] <c0lo> Well, can't s/literally/literary/ now, but I can understand a metaphor.
[07:42:20] <FatPhil> damn, I'm terrible with distances, it's actually 250m
[07:40:18] <FatPhil> that's literally 100m from where I live, so normally we get a bellyful round at my place, grab a couple of big bottles to take to the square, watch the noise, and then return to my place for another bellyful.
[07:37:36] <FatPhil> >divide< >divide<
[07:37:19] <systemd> ^ 03OpenStreetMap ( https://www.openstreetmap.org )
[07:37:18] <FatPhil> the usual biggest event is fired from the mound over the square here: https://www.openstreetmap.org
[07:36:44] <bacteria> sex shmex
[07:36:36] * bacteria undergoes mitosis
[07:28:57] <c0lo> Seems like they want widespread sex.
[07:28:41] <systemd> ^ 03New Year's Eve 2020: fireworks display in Pirita
[07:28:37] <c0lo> Hmmm... https://visittallinn.ee
[07:27:23] <FatPhil> and that's just the sex
[07:27:15] <FatPhil> superspreading will occur
[07:27:08] <FatPhil> but still, clustering will happen
[07:26:56] <FatPhil> they're doing it somewhere along the coast, not in the town square
[07:26:00] <c0lo> And what *they* thought, FatPhil?
[07:25:50] <systemd> ^ 03OpenStreetMap ( https://www.openstreetmap.org )
[07:25:49] <FatPhil> it's not as if we're lacking bays: https://www.openstreetmap.org
[07:24:47] <FatPhil> I thought our municipal fireworks this year (not involving any sex at all, hopefully), should take place 1km off the coast, in the middle of the bay(s), such that nowhere is better than anywhere else to see it, and there's be no clustering.
[07:24:14] <c0lo> See, pinchy, they blame you
[07:23:43] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Hundreds of Floridians Line Up for Free Groceries as Growing Demand, Decreasing Supply Pinches Food " (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:23:21] <systemd> Submitting "Hundreds of Floridians line up for free groceries as growing demand, decreasing supply pinches food banks"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.cnn.com )
[07:23:17] <c0lo> =submit https://edition.cnn.com
[07:23:17] <FatPhil> flawed database? database? you should be using MS Excel, mate
[07:06:49] <systemd> ^ 03Ivermectin and COVID-19: How a Flawed Database Shaped the Pandemic Response of Several Latin-American Countries - Blog
[07:06:48] <pinchy> heres where that ivermectin bs treatment came from https://www.isglobal.org
[07:06:08] <c0lo> Awww, people aren't eating xmas sex anymore?
[07:05:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Sex at Christmas Tends to be Off Menu Until Fireworks at New Year – Study" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:05:25] <systemd> Submitting "Sex at Christmas tends to be off menu until fireworks at new year – study"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[07:05:23] <c0lo> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[05:57:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Blue Whale Population Discovered after Scientists Hear Unknown Song - https://sylnt.us
[05:34:51] <systemd> ^ 03Let's Encrypt Pushes Back Deadline to Revoke Some TLS Certificates - SoylentNews
[05:34:49] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[05:33:54] <systemd> ^ 03On the Way to Universal Recognition of Let's Encrypt Root Certificate - SoylentNews
[05:33:51] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[05:31:42] <carny> what fetal covid story?
[05:24:14] <Runaway1956> Too many COVID stories, I write Covid when I'm thinking something else entirely
[05:23:42] <Runaway1956> fetal PLASTIC story
[05:23:37] <Runaway1956> my brain hurts
[05:23:22] <Runaway1956> For info - I submitted the fetal covid story, as well as a link to the study earlier. An editor might combine all three links into an article?
[05:09:25] <chromas> or is that fetii?
[05:07:07] <carny> future clumps of cells named ruth
[05:06:14] <chromas> That's unborn fetuses
[05:05:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Microplastics Revealed in the Placentas of Unborn Babies" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:05:04] <systemd> Submitting "Microplastics revealed in the placentas of unborn babies"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[05:05:02] <c0lo> =submit plastic-borgs-acoming https://www.theguardian.com
[04:49:53] <systemd> ^ 03Google counters DOJ antitrust charges by pointing out Bing exists
[04:49:52] <chromas> https://www.engadget.com
[04:42:59] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03How a String of Failures by the British Government Helped Covid-19 to Mutate" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:42:37] <systemd> Submitting "How a string of failures by the British government helped Covid-19 to mutate"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[04:42:35] <c0lo> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
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[03:06:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The COVID-19 Stimulus Bill Would Make Illegal Streaming a Felony - https://sylnt.us - strong-(arm)-copyright-protections
[03:05:31] <systemd> that's poettering duck
[03:03:40] <carny> found the pottering cuck
[03:03:15] <systemd> sudo systemd-nspawn -x / rocket-launcher
[03:01:29] <Runaway1956> apt-get install rocket-launcher
[03:00:59] * Runaway1956 starts GoFundMe for systemd to get a rocket launcher
[03:00:36] <systemd> shhhhhhh
[03:00:21] <chromas> it's taking on a life of its own
[03:00:07] <chromas> He's not allowed to say it but he's actually being forced to express such—the bot's got a 10-guage
[02:58:30] <Bytram> chromas: FYI: Just onboarded a new editor who expressed unsolicited gratitude for benefits of having your bot. Thought you'd like to know!
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[02:55:40] * Runaway1956 is happy to not listen to the radio during Christmas season
[02:55:05] <chromas> So I guess that gives variety, since they all have different amounts of reverb on their voices
[02:53:53] <chromas> We don't have the muzak; it's all popular singers' edition
[02:53:18] <Bytram> chromas: try working retail and listening to the "Muzak" all season long. Yes, the list is.. limited
[02:52:30] <chromas> Then each one has at least 350 renditions
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[02:51:06] <chromas> I never noticed before but there's only about twelve christmas songs
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[02:44:34] <Bytram> achey breaky EF?
[02:44:14] <Runaway1956> maybe he broke in half?
[02:44:12] <Bender> karma - chromas: 320
[02:44:12] <Bytram> chromas++ ROL
[02:44:01] <chromas> So that's what happened to Ethanol-fueled
[02:43:55] <Bytram> O_O
[02:41:37] * Runaway1956 had an ethanol tank break in half in Houston years ago with ~5000 gallons of ethanol
[02:41:09] <Runaway1956> I look at that and thing "that could have been me"
[02:40:26] <Bytram> tx, I needed that!
[02:40:23] <Runaway1956> https://twitter.com
[02:40:18] <Bytram> lol
[02:40:14] <Runaway1956> opening your link above now - internet is extremely slow
[02:40:06] <requerdanos> I can narrate. "Boom! (sound of fire)"
[02:40:02] <Bytram> ahh, k. Linky?
[02:39:46] <Runaway1956> What I found was on twitter
[02:39:31] <Bytram> is the vid on yt?
[02:39:14] <Runaway1956> It's not clear how many propane tanks exploded, but it goes on and on in the 1 minute video
[02:39:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- LIVE NYC Explosive Truck Fire, Propane Tanks | LIE, Queens (Starts at 1:36:01)
[02:39:09] <Bytram> #yt LIE truck propane tanks explode
[02:38:30] <systemd> ^ 03Watch: Truck Carrying Hundreds Of Propane Tanks Explodes On Long Island Expressway
[02:38:29] <Runaway1956> https://www.zerohedge.com
[02:38:05] <Runaway1956> https://twitter.com
[02:38:00] <Runaway1956> This video is a "holy shit"
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[02:25:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Blue Whale Population Discovered After Scientists Hear Unknown Song" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:25:04] <systemd> Submitting "New Blue Whale Population Discovered After Scientists Hear Unknown Song"...
[02:25:02] <Runaway1956> =submit https://earther.gizmodo.com
[02:21:17] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03This Disastrous Copyright Proposal Goes Straight to Our Naughty List" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:20:55] <systemd> Submitting "This Disastrous Copyright Proposal Goes Straight to Our Naughty List"...
[02:20:54] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.eff.org
[02:09:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Flower From 100 Million Years Ago Brings Fresh Holiday Beauty to 2020" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:08:54] <systemd> Submitting "New flower from 100 million years ago brings fresh holiday beauty to 2020"...
[02:08:53] <Runaway1956> =submit https://bioengineer.org
[02:04:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Linux 5.11 Drops AMD Zen Voltage/Current Reporting Over Lack of Documentation - Phoronix" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:04:07] <systemd> Submitting "Linux 5.11 Drops AMD Zen Voltage/Current Reporting Over Lack Of Documentation - Phoronix"...
[02:04:06] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.phoronix.com
[01:56:44] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03YouTube’s Copyright Filter is Crushing Video Critique" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:56:23] <systemd> Submitting "YouTube’s Copyright Filter Is Crushing Video Critique"...
[01:56:21] <Runaway1956> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[01:55:23] <requerdanos> Tonight we put one frozen lasagna into the oven, and boom! an hour and a half later we had lasagna. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
[01:55:18] <AzumaHazuki> hm, maybe i'll splurge and get some lamb and make lamb stew for christmas. will be the first time in 20-something years
[01:52:53] <AzumaHazuki> it really does, but it's real
[01:52:36] <requerdanos> that sounds almost too good to be true.
[01:52:30] <AzumaHazuki> and the cheaper cuts of meat work best in it. bone-in/skin-on chicken thighs get you some broth too
[01:52:24] <systemd> ^ 03Prosecutors Decline to Charge Black Lives Matter Militant Who Ran Over Proud Boy in Washington
[01:52:23] <Runaway1956> https://www.thegatewaypundit.com
[01:52:09] <AzumaHazuki> throw in chicken thighs, carrots, potatoes, onions, and a cup of water with some herbs, and leave it for half an hour, and boom, 3 dinners are ready
[01:51:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A New Species of Mammal May Have Been Found in Africa's Montane Forests" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:51:43] <AzumaHazuki> this one lets you just chuck stuff in, seal it, turn it on, and forget it
[01:51:26] <systemd> Submitting "A new species of mammal may have been found in Africa's montane forests"...
[01:51:19] <requerdanos> Some people I know just use regular pot.
[01:51:19] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[01:50:44] <AzumaHazuki> that instant pot is a lifesaver. the things it makes are perfect for this awful weather
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[01:45:08] <systemd> ^ 03Teacher’s advice to ‘respect winter’ and wear long johns goes viral
[01:45:07] <Runaway1956> https://www.scmp.com
[01:44:59] <Runaway1956> Kids - they're pretty much the same everywhere
[01:42:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Scientists Say There Was a Huge, Mysterious Object in the Early Solar System" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:41:45] <systemd> Submitting "Scientists say there was a huge, mysterious object in the early solar system"...
[01:41:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://futurism.com
[01:36:13] <systemd> ^ 03CPR given to baby elephant by Thai man
[01:36:12] <Runaway1956> https://newsvoice.com
[01:34:40] <Runaway1956> Western NY can handle a foot of snow - it's eastern NY and NYC you have to worry about
[01:34:23] <AzumaHazuki> that's going to be so much fun to walk home in after a night shift. perkele
[01:34:08] <AzumaHazuki> ohhh, bugger. looks like western NY is getting a foot of snow on 25 December
[01:34:02] <systemd> ^ 03World's First V8-Swapped Tesla Model S Is Gonna Hurt Some Feelings
[01:34:02] <Runaway1956> https://www.thedrive.com
[01:33:59] <Runaway1956> OK, they did it, but WHY?
[01:29:41] <systemd> ^ 03The Butt Pajamas Will Follow You Forever
[01:29:40] <Runaway1956> https://gizmodo.com
[01:29:37] <Runaway1956> Uhhhhhmmmmmm - this is different
[01:29:17] <AzumaHazuki> you haven't seen much of the internet then :v
[01:29:00] <Bytram> that is what *this* channel is starting to look like to me: sewage
[01:28:34] <AzumaHazuki> may as well swim in sewage
[01:28:20] <AzumaHazuki> why would i go in there?
[01:28:13] <Runaway1956> I'm in there Bytram - the *other person* is not
[01:27:39] <Bytram> maybe #shitlords would be more apropos? (/me has never /join 'd it)
[01:27:31] <systemd> ^ 03Family reunited with dog 8 years after home invasion
[01:27:30] <Runaway1956> https://www.upi.com
[01:27:25] <Runaway1956> Awwww, here's a warm and fuzzy story
[01:27:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03US Formally Charges Chinese Former Zoom Employee That Censored on Behalf of China" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:26:41] <systemd> Submitting "US formally charges Chinese former Zoom employee that censored on behalf of China"...
[01:26:39] <Runaway1956> =submit https://reclaimthenet.org
[01:26:18] <Bytram> (I had previously asked you to keep it civil and that seemed to have no effect.)
[01:25:31] -!- c0lo has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds]
[01:25:10] <Bytram> startng now
[01:25:01] <AzumaHazuki> I have won. I keep winning even when it's just you all alone in the basement, because you're eating yourself alive
[01:24:59] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: Runaway1956: 10 minute timeout if this does not stop. Find another channel to squabble in
[01:24:44] <Runaway1956> it's why YOU can't shut up
[01:24:36] <Runaway1956> because when a girl gets the last word, she thinks she has won
[01:24:32] <AzumaHazuki> is it against your ferengi beliefs for a feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemale to?
[01:24:20] <AzumaHazuki> why not? :)
[01:24:11] <Runaway1956> I've told you repeatedly, I grew up with girls - you DON't get the "last word" so fuck off
[01:23:55] <AzumaHazuki> er, no...?
[01:23:51] <Runaway1956> Just like you, right?
[01:23:39] <AzumaHazuki> you always have to have the last word. you couldn't shut the fuck up if your life depended on it. you couldn't stop taking the bait if you were Mr-Creosote-tier full
[01:23:38] <Runaway1956> You don't "watch". Your the attack bitch around here.
[01:23:25] <Runaway1956> Liar. You come into the channel, wait a minute or six, then attack me.
[01:23:00] <AzumaHazuki> all i need to do is watch, maybe poke you now and then, and you're off to the self-destructing horse races <3
[01:22:45] <Runaway1956> You're just going to shit up the forum - and still expect to become a member of staff
[01:22:32] <AzumaHazuki> no one hurts you like you. no one riles you up like you
[01:22:24] <AzumaHazuki> why? you do it harder, better, faster, stronger as the song goes
[01:22:09] <Runaway1956> So get it done.
[01:21:58] <AzumaHazuki> i just said if i really wanted to make you nuts it wouldn't requre using SN to do it <3
[01:21:42] <AzumaHazuki> where did I promise?
[01:21:37] <Bytram> #list
[01:21:35] <Runaway1956> You promised to take your silly shit to the real world. You're reneging.
[01:21:17] <AzumaHazuki> but, again...nothing i can say or do will hurt you more than the things you say or do hurt you, runaway. now and then i'll poke you and get you frothing mad, but honestly? you're mostly that way to begin with
[01:20:30] <AzumaHazuki> pepperoni. though i prefer making my pizzas from scratch
[01:20:29] <Bytram> we consider many factors when people volunteer -- part of it is how the staff member is perceived in the community -- they are becoming, if you will, part of the "face" of the site.
[01:20:18] <Runaway1956> Maybe - and what do you want on your own tombstone?
[01:20:15] <AzumaHazuki> besides...why bother? nothing i do to you will hurt you as much as what you do to you
[01:19:57] <AzumaHazuki> maybe they'll write that on your epitaph :)
[01:19:41] <Runaway1956> So, take it to the real world, little girl. You'll find that things don't work as you expect.
[01:19:31] <AzumaHazuki> the fact is, no one hurts you like you hurt you. all i need to do is let it happen
[01:19:10] <AzumaHazuki> besides which, if i wanted to really harass you, i don't need to use SN to do it. your opsec is utter shit.
[01:18:55] <AzumaHazuki> at the rate things are going i'm probably never going to complete editorial training
[01:18:22] <Runaway1956> Can't argue that Bytram - but then, the "other person" aspires to be staff . . .
[01:18:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Russian and Chinese Bombers Fly Joint Patrol Over Pacific - Times of India" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:18:03] * Bytram *just* woke from a much-needed map and is not running on all cylinders, yet.
[01:17:46] <systemd> Submitting "Russian and Chinese bombers fly joint patrol over Pacific - Times of India"...
[01:17:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
[01:17:19] <Bytram> But X started it! It takes two, if that is the case, then be the "better person" and step away
[01:16:29] <Runaway1956> Bytram - as I say, she arrives on #soylent, and attacks me, repeatedly
[01:16:07] <Bytram> Runaway1956: AzumaHazuki: Let's please try and keep things civil.
[01:16:07] <Runaway1956> dog whistlin democrat wench
[01:15:59] <AzumaHazuki> someone calls you out to your face and all you can do is spray insults
[01:15:49] <AzumaHazuki> look at what you're reduced to!
[01:15:40] <Runaway1956> but you seem to enjoy eating shit
[01:15:37] <AzumaHazuki> if you don't like it, 1) stop being a walking shit sandwich and/or 2) fuck off
[01:15:28] <AzumaHazuki> as long as you keep being a walking shit sandwich i will keep pointing out to all and sundry that you are a walking shit sandwich
[01:15:22] <Runaway1956> and it's all you're going to get
[01:15:11] <AzumaHazuki> see? that's all you have
[01:15:03] <Runaway1956> eat my shorts
[01:14:54] <AzumaHazuki> if you don't want to be attacked, don't be a disingenuous fucking asshole
[01:14:52] <Runaway1956> so just fuck off and die, thank you
[01:14:43] <AzumaHazuki> (though the answer is obviously no, from you)
[01:14:42] <Runaway1956> You check in, you attack me,
[01:14:35] <AzumaHazuki> i don't know, ask youself that
[01:14:26] <Runaway1956> Do you get tired of shitting up the channel 'Zumi?
[01:14:25] <AzumaHazuki> quit insulting everyone else's intelligence
[01:14:11] <AzumaHazuki> the fact that you keep propagating it means you KNOW you fucked up but think people are dumber than you and will absolve you of your sins if you accuse others of them first
[01:13:47] <AzumaHazuki> I am not trying to fool anyone. you are, and primarily yourself it sounds like. that "hurr hurr Dems are the real racists" meme died in the 70s at the latest
[01:13:29] <Bytram> From my perspective racism is not a Democrat thing, it seems to me that there are even more Republicans with that sentiment
[01:13:27] <Runaway1956> You're voting to give yourself something
[01:13:12] <Runaway1956> Who the fuck do YOU think you're fooling?
[01:13:07] <AzumaHazuki> it's not working on the forums, I can tell you that much
[01:12:59] <AzumaHazuki> who the fuck do you think you're fooling with this shit, runaway?
[01:12:50] <AzumaHazuki> how many times are you going to run that "Democrat plantation" meme? Given the choice between the party that potentially offers my family a bailout and the one that's openly aligned with people burning crosses on my yard...
[01:12:11] <Runaway1956> "we'll have those niggers voting for us for the next 200 years" Johnson
[01:11:56] <Runaway1956> Like many other Democrats, Johnson was a racist son of a bitch
[01:11:40] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Microplastics Found in Placenta Creating a ‘Cyborg Baby,’ Doctor Says" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:11:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Plasticenta: First Evidence of Microplastics in Human Placenta" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:11:19] <systemd> Submitting "Microplastics found in placenta creating a ‘cyborg baby,’ doctor says"...
[01:11:17] <Runaway1956> =submit https://nypost.com
[01:11:03] * AzumaHazuki knows why but wants to hear it right from the jackass's mouth
[01:10:58] <systemd> Submitting "Plasticenta: First evidence of microplastics in human placenta"...
[01:10:56] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.sciencedirect.com
[01:10:52] <AzumaHazuki> why Johnson, Runaway?
[00:59:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Army Hits Target From 43 Miles Away With Artillery System in Works" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:58:46] <systemd> Submitting "Army hits target from 43 miles away with artillery system in works"...
[00:58:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.upi.com no sharks with frickin lasers
[00:54:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Drug Inhibits the Growth of Cancer Cells" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:54:02] <systemd> Submitting "New drug inhibits the growth of cancer cells"...
[00:53:58] <Runaway1956> =submit https://phys.org
[00:47:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Free News Sites Step Up Pleas for Consumers to Disable Adblocking Software - https://sylnt.us
[00:46:25] <Runaway1956> should've happened in Johnson's administration
[00:46:15] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03University Develops Precognition System to Stop ‘Disinformation’ on Social Media" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:45:53] <systemd> Submitting "University Develops Precognition System To Stop ‘Disinformation’ On Social Media"...
[00:45:51] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.educationviews.org the minority report is real
[00:45:46] <AzumaHazuki> should've happened in '81 when that senile clownshoe reagan was inaugurated
[00:45:30] <AzumaHazuki> about fucking time
[00:43:05] <systemd> ^ 03Angry Americans Are Googling "How to Build a Guillotine for $600" after COVID Relief Backlash - WayneDupree.com
[00:43:04] <Runaway1956> https://www.waynedupree.com
[00:39:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Seals are Making 'Star Wars' Noises at Each Other Underwater, and We Have No Idea Why" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:38:51] <systemd> Submitting "Seals are making 'Star Wars' noises at each other underwater, and we have no idea why"...
[00:38:48] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.livescience.com
[00:38:04] <systemd> ^ 03Sieve Email Filtering: Subaddress Extension
[00:38:04] <systemd> ^ 03Email address - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[00:38:02] <halibut> FatPhil: You probably figured this out already. I think that is called `` plus addressing'', or ``subaddressing''. Wikipedia describes it ( https://en.wikipedia.org ). It appears to be described in RFC 5233 ( https://tools.ietf.org ), but it is worth noting that the separator character, and what to do with the detail part, is implementation-defined.
[00:37:09] <systemd> ^ 03Watch an electric F-150 truck absolutely shred on a snowy track
[00:37:08] <Runaway1956> https://futurism.com
[00:35:57] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Firefox Continues Cracking Down on Tracking With Cache Partitioning" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:35:35] <systemd> Submitting "Firefox continues cracking down on tracking with cache partitioning"...
[00:35:33] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[00:34:47] <c0lo> Runaway: Beverly Hills known to the state of California to dump sewage into a Rouge River tributary
[00:32:50] <chromas> Is that a markov in your markov or are you just happy to see me?
[00:31:50] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Congress Creates New Copyright Court That Could Make Trolling Easier" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:31:28] <systemd> Submitting "Congress creates new copyright court that could make trolling easier"...
[00:31:27] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[00:31:09] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Rouge River Tributary Turns Slime Green After City Conducts Sewage Dye Test" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:30:47] <systemd> Submitting "Rouge River tributary turns slime green after city conducts sewage dye test"...
[00:30:45] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.freep.com Not in California!
[00:28:22] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Oil Drilling 150 Miles Off Florida's Coast Prompts Dire Warning From Members of Congress" (30 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:28:00] <systemd> Submitting "Oil drilling 150 miles off Florida's coast prompts dire warning from members of Congress"...
[00:27:58] <Runaway1956> =submit https://phys.org the nimbys are coming
[00:27:28] <c0lo> Runaway1956, try limiting your visits to the toilet, then, let the pressure grow.
[00:26:51] <Runaway1956> farphiltastic chromas
[00:26:34] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Putting on the Pressure Improves Glass for Fiber Optics" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:26:12] <systemd> Submitting "Putting on the pressure improves glass for fiber optics"...
[00:26:11] <Runaway1956> =submit https://bioengineer.org I do my best work under pressure
[00:24:25] <SedBot> <c0lo> FatPhil, maybe try degrading the quality of your dumbest markov model?
[00:24:25] <c0lo> s/Far/Fat/
[00:24:15] <c0lo> FarPhil, maybe try degrading the quality of your dumbest markov model?
[00:21:07] <systemd> Help my brain's being infected by the dumb
[00:20:04] <systemd> Oh look. More delete above
[00:10:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Inside the Beltway: ‘Majority Wants Pelosi Out as House Speaker" (34 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:10:26] <systemd> Submitting "Inside the Beltway: ‘Majority wants Pelosi out as House speaker"...
[00:10:24] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.washingtontimes.com put her out to pasture
[00:01:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Real Cost of Ocean Freight Out of Asia is Hitting "Unbelievable" Heights" (32 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:01:04] <systemd> Submitting "The Real Cost Of Ocean Freight Out Of Asia Is Hitting "Unbelievable" Heights"...
[00:01:03] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com