#soylent | Logs for 2020-12-20
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[00:06:13] <c0lo> requerdanos, fact: you will die of CO2 poisoning long before you will die of hypoxia - at 7-10% CO2 in air you'll pass out, even if you have enough oxygen. https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:06:15] <systemd> ^ 03Carbon dioxide - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[00:08:15] -!- AzumaHazuki [AzumaHazuki!~hazuki@the.end.of.time] has joined #soylent
[00:10:10] * Runaway1956 can understand Chromas interest in mental disabilities
[00:38:53] <FatPhil> hopefully you won't feel it in your lungs, as your nose will tell you to get the fuck out way before that. it's horrific stuff. I prefer the smell of chlorine!
[00:44:16] <AzumaHazuki> hah! https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com figures...
[00:44:17] <systemd> ^ 03GOP Candidate Who Pushed Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory Arrested For Child Porn Possession
[00:44:42] <Bytram> https://www.cnn.com
[00:44:45] <systemd> ^ 03Boris Johnson backtracks on relaxing Christmas rules after scientists warn new Covid-19 strain spreads faster
[00:45:18] <AzumaHazuki> ever notice this pattern? violently homophobic men end up being the ones who could beat a stingy German butcher at playing Hide the Sausage. The QAnon "ZOMG KILLERY'S TORTUREFUCKING KIDS FOR TEH ADRENOCHROMZ!!!!11one" nutter turns out to be a paedo
[00:45:56] <AzumaHazuki> at this point, all you have to do to predict anything any Republican operative or voter will do, wants to do, or has done, is to listen to them piss and moan about what they think "the enemy" is doing
[00:48:44] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: thought you might like to take look at this story sub: https://soylentnews.org
[00:48:46] <systemd> ^ 03EXPLAINER | How the Moderna Vaccine Stacks Up Against Pfizer/BioNTech | News24: SoylentNews Submission
[00:49:57] <AzumaHazuki> sounds about right. moderna's vaccine is a lot more practical since you can store it with the soda instead of with the liquid N2, LOL
[00:50:59] <Bytram> LN2 is fun stuff. Once used it to cool a fig newton. When you dropped it, it... shattered!
[00:51:27] <Bytram> Ooey gooey ricj and chewy insides? not any more!
[00:51:38] <Bytram> s/j/h/
[00:51:38] <SedBot> <Bytram> Ooey gooey rich and chewy insides? not any more!
[00:52:25] <Bytram> and that's it for me today -- it's been a long week.
[00:52:38] <Bytram> Have a great night everybody!
[00:56:15] <Runaway1956> Mebbe Zoom-Zoom would prefer to visit #shitlords
[00:56:36] <Runaway1956> gnight bytram
[00:57:34] <AzumaHazuki> why would i go there? that's like deliberately going to...uuuugh...Arkansas or something
[00:58:07] <AzumaHazuki> speaking of, where did you put that sausage, anyway? :D
[00:58:21] <Runaway1956> Well, you're posting shit in #soylent - I figure you'd like the atmosphere in #shitlord
[00:58:38] <Runaway1956> And, why are you interested in my sausage?
[00:59:03] <AzumaHazuki> because it's hilarious :D
[00:59:29] <Runaway1956> Using your own logic, your interest must indicate some kind of desire . . .
[00:59:52] <AzumaHazuki> one thing that calmed me down some was realizing basically all the dumb shit you men do can be traced back to your genitals. you have more nerves in the little head than the big one
[01:00:12] <AzumaHazuki> we really need a woman president. men are too impulsive, emotional, and bestial for the office
[01:00:15] <Runaway1956> and women are such emotional twits
[01:00:32] <AzumaHazuki> yeah? name me the last time a woman started a war
[01:00:43] <Runaway1956> Helen
[01:00:54] <AzumaHazuki> Helen herself actually instigated the war?
[01:01:00] <AzumaHazuki> or was that some man asspained over Helen?
[01:01:14] <Runaway1956> If she hadn't been flaunting her ass for the world to see, there wouldn't have been any war
[01:01:20] <Runaway1956> women manipulate men all the time
[01:01:24] <AzumaHazuki> that's very Muslim of you :D
[01:01:56] <AzumaHazuki> wait, waitwaitwait, but if men are the reasonable logical ones, how did an emotional simpering feeeeeeeeemale </Worf> ever manipulate one?
[01:02:13] <Runaway1956> Remember, there is no such thing as a self-made man - WOMEN make their man-children grow up just like they want them to.
[01:02:33] <AzumaHazuki> LOL, what
[01:02:47] <FatPhil> a female with enough psychopathic traits to reach the very top in US politics would have at least as many psychopathic traits as any man attaining that position.
[01:02:47] <Runaway1956> So all your complaints about men go right back to womenz.
[01:02:56] <AzumaHazuki> so men have no agency then? they're all simpleminded automata?
[01:03:09] * Runaway1956 notes Hillary, FatPhil
[01:03:12] <AzumaHazuki> i mean i'm not saying i entirely disagree, but wow...that's some serious misandry there, Runaway. Why do you hate men?
[01:03:49] <Runaway1956> Just turning that "all women's problems start with men" thing back at you
[01:04:10] <AzumaHazuki> you revealed a little too much with that one, Runaway :)
[01:04:26] <FatPhil> wow, runaway, you're so clever, I'd never have remembered her without your help.
[01:04:37] <AzumaHazuki> we all know your ex leaving you fucked you up good. and i'd love to get to the root of your obvious mommy issues
[01:04:42] <Runaway1956> Ooooohhhhhhh, psychopathic psychobabble 'zumi thinks she has something
[01:04:57] <AzumaHazuki> i seem to recall you mentioning that you thought your sisters were favored over you because you had a Y chromosome...?
[01:05:29] <Runaway1956> You seem to recall only what you want to recall
[01:05:36] <AzumaHazuki> you said as much before in this very room
[01:05:39] <Runaway1956> all siblings have their competive shit
[01:06:49] <AzumaHazuki> ...and...? it feels like there's another part to this. go on.
[01:07:11] <Runaway1956> Oh no, don't let me interrupt your psychobabble, you go on.
[01:07:50] <AzumaHazuki> please, whenever you wall up like that and retreat to "Oh $PERSON is babbling," it means $PERSON nailed you
[01:07:55] <AzumaHazuki> God, are you ever predictable
[01:08:15] <AzumaHazuki> and you keep taking the bait! Jesus, what is your major malfunction?
[01:08:18] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO, you're far more predictable than I am
[01:08:27] <AzumaHazuki> "no u!" right on schedule :D
[01:08:34] <Runaway1956> exactly
[01:09:00] <Runaway1956> so now that you've jumped through all your hoops -
[01:09:02] <AzumaHazuki> tell you what...if I run your entire chat history through a Markov bot and wire it up to systemd or upstart, you can leave. the bot will do your typing for you
[01:09:15] <AzumaHazuki> if anything it'll be more consistent and make more sense than you
[01:09:17] <pinchy> its the hegelian dialetic hour with Runaway1956 and AzumaHazuki
[01:09:24] <Runaway1956> Isn't that what I've just said about you?
[01:09:29] <AzumaHazuki> I'm amazed you can even spell Hegelian, pinchy
[01:10:02] <AzumaHazuki> and no, runaway, it's you going "no U!" over what was said about you, as if that worked even in first grade. you're regressing.
[01:10:31] <Runaway1956> Mmmm-hmmm - go ahead, pretend that you're not predictable
[01:10:46] <AzumaHazuki> there are very few approaches to take with you. that makes my job easier
[01:11:00] <Runaway1956> Please, don't approach me.
[01:11:01] <AzumaHazuki> you'll bite on any bait i put out, and there are 4 or 5 subjects that get right under your skin
[01:11:26] <AzumaHazuki> it's predictable in the sense that when faced with a nail the response to "what in the tool chest will work here?" is predictable
[01:11:48] <Runaway1956> Exactly - and the only tool in your toolchest is a fucking tack hammer, LOL
[01:11:58] <AzumaHazuki> well, when the opponent is a tack...
[01:12:03] <pinchy> I wonder what those 4 or 5 subjects are?
[01:12:35] <pinchy> "when all you have is a tack, everything looks like a particle board"
[01:12:51] <AzumaHazuki> pinchy: his violently-repressed bisexuality, his questionable Navy record, his bizarro QAnon-level conspiracy, his family history and present, and his politics
[01:13:16] <pinchy> haha his bisexuality? mr Runaway1956 do TELL!
[01:13:20] <AzumaHazuki> runaway is colorblind and very bitter over never getting to do anything but supply-puke duties in the Navy, for example
[01:13:42] * Runaway1956 can do two women at the same time, that's plenty bisexual enough
[01:13:50] <pinchy> I wonder if he worked as avionics in the navy
[01:13:56] <AzumaHazuki> he's also constantly, for whatever reason, referring to queer people in general as "$SOMEBLENDOFLETTERS" with "lickbutt" on the end, meaning he has a bizarre obsession with anal sex and rimming.
[01:14:05] <pinchy> yanking those radios out etc
[01:14:19] <pinchy> haha
[01:14:23] <AzumaHazuki> LOL, no, he'd move supplies from A to B on the deep briney C
[01:14:33] <pinchy> ol lickbutt
[01:14:51] <Runaway1956> spelling matters - LIQBUTT
[01:15:00] <AzumaHazuki> see you're not helping yourself here :D
[01:15:01] <pinchy> so its like those people that have super hatred toward homos, they themselves are homo
[01:15:16] <AzumaHazuki> he's bisexual. he's had relationships (bad ones) with women before
[01:15:20] <pinchy> acuse others of what yourself is doing
[01:16:11] <Runaway1956> This whole "conversation" started with 'zumi accusing all republicans of being child molesters or something like that
[01:16:30] <AzumaHazuki> he's got this bad habit of oversharing too. completely unsolicited, he's revealed he's on some controlled substance that he has to keep in a safe because at least one of his kids is a junkie and will steal it
[01:16:50] <pinchy> woah here Runaway1956 smoking pot?
[01:16:55] <AzumaHazuki> i would guess it's either pregabalin (Lyrica) or some form of amphetamine, which may also mean he's one of those adult ADHD cases
[01:17:06] <Runaway1956> And, 'zumi has no kids or close relations, so she need not worry about her drugs
[01:17:28] <AzumaHazuki> you stay away from my B-complex tablets. mine mine mine
[01:17:32] <Runaway1956> Put the phishing pole back in the closet
[01:17:47] <AzumaHazuki> hey, you're the idiot who brought it up
[01:18:13] <pinchy> I wonder what political spectrum Runaway1956 kids lean?
[01:18:16] <Runaway1956> I mentioned that controlled substances need to be controlled, and you've been phishing ever since
[01:18:17] <pinchy> grandkids too?
[01:18:35] <AzumaHazuki> he said he has at least one kid that's just like him. so there's at least one insane revanchist in his mid-40s in that brood
[01:19:03] <AzumaHazuki> probably the same one that keeps trying to snaffle his peelz
[01:19:39] <Runaway1956> LOL, the one who is most like me is most gainfully employed
[01:19:47] <AzumaHazuki> how is he like you, then?
[01:20:09] <AzumaHazuki> is he also colorblind and living a life of frustration over not getting to shoot people full of holes?
[01:20:13] <Runaway1956> start with an IQ over 130
[01:20:23] <pinchy> Runaway1956: so whats your take on the Qanon thing?
[01:20:24] <AzumaHazuki> ...like i said, how is he like you then?
[01:20:25] <Runaway1956> I said OVER 130, BTW
[01:20:44] <AzumaHazuki> mine's 145 at last test. IQ means squat except how good you are at taking IQ tests
[01:20:52] <Runaway1956> we both laugh at those 92nd percentile people who believe they are smart
[01:20:54] <pinchy> Runaway1956 believes he can sit back and let the deep state Q infiltrators take care of things?
[01:21:50] <AzumaHazuki> i have no idea what he fuckin' thinks, LOL. he could be anywhere from oldmanyellsatcloud.jpg all the way up to actively involved in starting another civil war. he's certainly said he wants to see one enough
[01:22:15] <Runaway1956> And, THAT is where you sound ultra-retarded
[01:22:33] <Runaway1956> I've warned that you and your progressive poeple DO NOT want to see a civil war
[01:22:36] <AzumaHazuki> he never got to shoot people because he can't tell red from green and bahgawwwwd he's gonna pump some commie lib'rul terr'ist Jew Mexican Muslim Noooo-Yawker damnyankee fulla lead before he dies if it's the last thing he does!
[01:22:43] <Runaway1956> and I've told you exactly WHY you don't want to see it
[01:23:06] <AzumaHazuki> and i've told you public masturbation is a felony even if someone would need a magnifying glass to see what you were fiddling with
[01:23:29] <pinchy> muh civil war. hah shots fired in #soylent
[01:23:41] <Runaway1956> So you've gone full circle, back to your fascination with my penis
[01:23:49] <c0lo> FatPhil, today's last chance for Trump to score a victory before 2020 ends, he was brilliant so far, rono's saying so.
[01:24:13] <pinchy> someone mentioned trump might release a bunch of classified info on his way out
[01:24:37] <AzumaHazuki> ooh, speaking of, we may have a third party in the US soon like Fusty wants :)
[01:24:41] <Runaway1956> Maybe he'll expose the galactic guardians and their base on the "dark" side of the moon
[01:24:51] <c0lo> Nah, it won't help him a bit, pinchy.
[01:25:10] <AzumaHazuki> a shitload of Trump supporters are reportedly trying to form the "patriot party" (fucking LOL). and there are enough of them that it might actually happen. could split the GOP down the middle
[01:25:16] <AzumaHazuki> and the two factions would hate one another
[01:25:48] * AzumaHazuki is going to donate to this cause if it looks like it'll gain serious momentum, as it'll tarpit the entire loonie right for decades
[01:26:01] <c0lo> (news of last week, 'zumi)
[01:26:15] <Runaway1956> Ooooh, a tarbaby reference, you racist wench!
[01:26:32] <AzumaHazuki> huh? tar pit. as in "SSH tar pit"
[01:26:32] <Runaway1956> Why you hate dem darkies?
[01:26:35] <FatPhil> c0lo: yup, cross fingers for Trump
[01:26:42] <AzumaHazuki> even for you that's fuckin' weak, runaway :D
[01:26:54] <c0lo> But they surely chose a stinky mamal to represent them.
[01:27:23] <AzumaHazuki> ooh, ooh, tell us about the base on the "dark"-with-scare-quotes side of the moon, runaway!
[01:28:08] <Runaway1956> show us your clearance from Q before I tell you
[01:28:20] <c0lo> FatPhil, I must admit he's good. Sometimes brilliant. But, God, I still can't stand his hair!
[01:28:39] <AzumaHazuki> I'm cleared, don't worry
[01:28:56] <Runaway1956> He can't stand it either, which explains his use of three cans of hairspray every day
[01:31:15] <FatPhil> c0lo: who cares what you think - the crowds love him, he always whips up huge cheers from them. A maestro.
[01:31:59] <c0lo> The downside: he'll be hurting otsa fans when he loses.
[01:32:10] <c0lo> s/otsa/lotsa/
[01:32:10] <SedBot> <c0lo> The downside: he'll be hurting lotsa fans when he loses.
[01:32:37] <FatPhil> Whatever, I'm looking for some impressive Q action.
[01:33:02] <FatPhil> it's time for things to drop
[01:34:36] <FatPhil> Your guy's got no response! He's not just sleepy, he's completely out-of-it.
[01:35:55] <c0lo> That will mean lots of long shot plays. And sometimes his seniors are just better than him on long runs.
[01:36:23] <c0lo> Marginally better, but it only takes one frame and Trump is gone.
[01:37:12] <FatPhil> well, if the reds can work *with* the blacks, who knows what might happen.
[01:44:43] <c0lo> That too, howevs handling color diversity is the end game, FatPhil.
[01:46:55] <FatPhil> all colours play their part, you just need to know how to manipulate them.
[01:47:33] <FatPhil> Trump is a master manipulator, he's proved that time and time again.
[01:48:41] <c0lo> We'll see, I guess. Anywho, the times ahead will be interesting and after all that's the best one can ask from life.
[01:49:06] <AzumaHazuki> er, no. the best one can ask from life is creative boredom
[01:49:13] <AzumaHazuki> i've had enough "interesting" for a dozen lifetimes
[01:50:58] <c0lo> There'll be some more, 'Zumi, don't you worry. It always is. Just stay in the game long enough - simply watching it may be entertaning enough too.
[01:51:13] <AzumaHazuki> Ugh, no, plunk me down in Halifax with a quiet little hospital to work in making IVs and unit doses and delivering the same for the rest of my natural lifespan. boring, but stable and safe and moral.
[01:55:24] <c0lo> That's life after sixty, 'Zumi. You'll bet bored after your first year there. You will need to find "interesting" again and you may get to see frames different enough from that quiet little hospital. Just don't pot the white ball, keep it moving so to say.
[01:55:47] <AzumaHazuki> that's what hobbies are for
[01:56:21] <AzumaHazuki> i like to cook and read, and with any luck will get some better tools and learn more woodworking eventually. also will get a cat or two someday <3
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[04:06:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deadly Centipede 'King' Rules Over a Poison Hellscape Cave - https://sylnt.us - appropriate-vacation-spot-for-2020
[05:52:07] <chromas> We should just replace everyone with markov bots then we can all go home
[05:52:56] <chromas> It'll be like in Hot Shots part Deux where the shadows keep fighting while the guys take a break
[05:53:25] <AzumaHazuki> only a few posters here are predictable enough for that. runaway is one of them. kyonko's randomness makes it too difficult, for example
[05:55:27] <chromas> We'll have TheMightyBot to "shurg" and say "coffee++"
[06:19:56] <AzumaHazuki> and "all taxation is theft" and "hurrhurr titties"
[06:20:34] <chromas> Everyone likes titties
[06:29:09] <AzumaHazuki> fair enough. well, everyone except gay guys
[06:29:52] <chromas> I'm sure they can at least enjoy their artistic value
[06:30:24] <AzumaHazuki> i don't like my own though. not "that way" i mean. that would be really narcissistic and kinda creepy
[06:31:57] <chromas> There are some things you just can't do on your own; that's why you have a girlfriend
[06:33:18] <chromas> or I should say 🎵 that's what friends are for... 🎵
[06:35:02] <AzumaHazuki> i don't do casual sex or sex friends, so yeah...girlfriend, hopefully wife someday soon <3
[06:46:42] <c0lo> > not "that way" i mean. that would be really narcissistic and kinda creepy< Disagree. Body art (painting included) doesn't necessarily imply narcissism and it's not necessay creepy (though, it can be both)
[08:07:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey! what's the big idea of talking about boobies without me?
[08:17:06] <c0lo> That's the whole idea. You want'em, you grow some of you own.
[08:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've tried but there were always objections to burying them
[08:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[08:55:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CERN Announces New Open Data Policy in Support of Open Science - https://sylnt.us - information-wants-to-be-free-but-does-not-want-to-be-personified
[09:55:48] <c0lo> burying them? Not if they are your own and you're doing the wrong way anyway.
[12:48:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Human Made Materials Now Outweigh Earth's Entire Biomass - https://sylnt.us - woah-man-that's-heavyyy
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[15:35:48] <FatPhil> c0lo: Ha, your PSA about COVID-19 and DICKHEAD-19 is hilarious!
[15:36:15] <FatPhil> https://www.youtube.com
[15:36:17] <systemd> ^ 03PSA: Dickhead 19
[15:43:14] <c0lo> Well, it's the Sun. And the fact that people here hate to learn programming.
[15:43:24] <c0lo> See also https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:43:25] <systemd> ^ 03The Betoota Advocate - Wikipedia
[15:47:54] <FatPhil> the fact that it was part funded by the govt is the unusual thing, that's kinda the opposite of most countries.
[15:48:53] <FatPhil> Apparently that Dr. Swan is a real media doctor.
[15:54:26] <c0lo> Yeah, naah... not that unusual. Australian Broadcast Corporation has a good deal of independence, even when they have their budget cut.
[16:09:48] <FatPhil> was it part of a telly program, or was it actually run as a PSA?
[16:24:48] <c0lo> You mean... running that prostate thingie? 'cause we don't have a PSA system.
[16:27:04] <c0lo> =yt TNf5dZAvF4I
[16:27:05] <systemd> https://youtube.com - 2020: Mid-Year Performance Review | Sammy J S3 (ep23) (03:33; 290,610 views; 👍12,580 👎121)
[16:27:12] <c0lo> =yt CeAUo4VNOXk
[16:27:12] <systemd> https://youtube.com - God checks in on 2020 | Sammy J (S3 Ep 36) (04; 17,745 views; 👍462 👎9)
[17:26:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Proxima Centauri Radio Signal Under Investigation - https://sylnt.us - do-you-hear-what-I-hear?
[20:32:30] <FatPhil> https://www.imdb.com <--- enjoyed+++
[20:32:32] <systemd> ^ 03Palm Springs (2020) - IMDb
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[21:07:02] <FatPhil> How fucking stupid are the UK govt.? https://www.bbc.co.uk
[21:07:06] <systemd> ^ 03Covid-19: St Pancras crowds 'totally irresponsible'
[21:07:47] <FatPhil> who on earth could possibly have predicted that setting a deadline for leaving london would cause everyone to want to leave london before that deadline?!!?
[21:08:11] <requerdanos> imagine that.
[22:01:48] <FatPhil> #TheCovidiotsAreComing
[22:02:14] <FatPhil> I think it's just that the Brits are such an equitable bunch, they want to share.
[22:16:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future of Computing? - https://sylnt.us
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[22:58:49] <Runaway1956> https://www.bbc.co.uk
[22:58:55] <systemd> ^ 03How 'cancelling' Christmas reignited a civil war - BBC Reel
[23:00:07] <Runaway1956> So, is Parliament going to cancel Christmas this year?
[23:43:27] <aristarchus_> =submit https://theconversation.com
[23:43:30] <systemd> Submitting "Why the Puritans cracked down on celebrating Christmas"...( 1 modified urls; http://theconversation.com )
[23:43:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Why the Puritans Cracked Down on Celebrating Christmas" (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org