#soylent | Logs for 2020-12-03

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[00:01:11] <Runaway1956> counting is overrated
[00:10:09] <c0lo> count only legal beans
[00:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> a bit? if it doesn't have a solid layer of bacon grease on the top after it cools, you failed at beans.
[00:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[00:16:44] <requerdanos> if you want the vegetarian part yummy before adding pork fat, garlic salt and pepper go a long way
[00:19:03] <Runaway1956> it's likely the garlic that is missing - I don't remember putting any in
[00:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> garlic salt is for amateurs who can't handle getting the right amount of two spices
[00:20:49] <c0lo> 10:10:10:2 garlic:salt:fat:beans
[00:21:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> PSA for those who've never had the pleasure: eating a plate of properly made gravy fries is like getting a rimjob while eating a perfectly cooked ribeye
[00:21:39] <requerdanos> garlic (not powdered) and salt is what I meant, not a combination product containing both
[00:22:22] <requerdanos> commas save lives and all that
[00:24:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> my grandma may have perpetrated terrible atrocities upon steaks and bacon but the gravy skillz she passed on to me are of legendary proportions.
[00:57:35] <AzumaHazuki> stew soon :) carrot, celery, pearl barley, and ground turkey in beef broth
[00:57:59] <AzumaHazuki> night shift seems to slow down the digestive system. i'm going to eat my big meal before work and just have things like oatmeal or salad during breaks
[00:58:21] <requerdanos> Must be the temperatures; we have just moved on from a pot of homemade vegetable soup to a pot of homemade chili
[00:58:41] <AzumaHazuki> i'm always in the mood for stew or soup, pretty much
[00:58:43] * Runaway1956 seldom ate on third shift
[00:59:05] <Runaway1956> snack or something on the way to work, maybe even a couple pieces of fried fish
[00:59:17] <Runaway1956> then "breakfast" on the way home, or after I got home
[00:59:44] <Runaway1956> never could adjust to eating a big meal in the middle of the night
[00:59:58] <AzumaHazuki> i'm doing 16:8 intermittent fasting, so my eating window is 2000 to 0400
[01:00:17] <Runaway1956> good luck with that
[01:00:48] <AzumaHazuki> it's been working for me for over a year. it's how i got to <130lb at 5'10". though i will likely gain a bit on nights just because of how it messes with the body
[01:04:36] <chromas> If you gain enough weight you'll automatically be promoted to a night-shift nurse
[01:05:08] <chromas> That might only happen in nursing homes though
[01:07:44] <AzumaHazuki> i don't want to be a nurse. it's nerve-wracking enough being a pharmacy tech who does CSPs
[01:08:18] <AzumaHazuki> ugh, and on that note...apparently my technique is good but slow, so they want me to train more. understandable, but you know...if i hadn't had to cover 3 peoples' callouts I'd be up to speed already :/
[01:10:15] <chromas> Shit, slow is better than the nothing they'd be getting otherwise
[01:10:30] <chromas> don't get the rsi
[01:15:43] <AzumaHazuki> we're gonna see so many stat orders for remdesivir, ugh. and the protocol is a double-size loading dose in the ER if someone comes in with the 'rona
[01:16:20] <AzumaHazuki> which involves reconstuting two vials, drawing out from a base bag of normal saline, injecting both vials, and sealing that and havng it picked up because no one wants to tube $2000 of medicine
[01:28:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Storing Carbon Through Tree Planting, Preservation Costs More Than Thought - https://sylnt.us - plant-a-tree-and-watch-it-grow
[01:29:44] <AzumaHazuki> "So don't do aaaaaaanything at all! Keeping the planet habitable is for commies!"
[01:29:54] <AzumaHazuki> ahhh the Nirvana Fallacy (as in, "Nevermind")
[01:40:34] <c0lo> As a funny thing, the gumtrees on the country-side property my sister owns are seeding and growing like crazy, free of charge, starting from the ones on the boundary with the road.
[01:41:11] <c0lo> 'Z gonna cost her something to gradually replace them with crop trees.
[01:50:12] <c0lo> https://www.forbes.com
[01:50:14] <systemd> ^ 031 In Every 800 North Dakota Residents Now Dead From Covid
[02:01:43] <c0lo> Have they checked it with Trump first? https://www.forbes.com
[02:01:44] <systemd> ^ 03White House Coronavirus Task Force Tells Public Health Officials To Bypass State Leaders In Dire Warning
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[03:27:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Guam's Most Endangered Tree Species Reveals Universal Biological Concept - https://sylnt.us
[04:10:44] <c0lo> Dec 2 2020, absolute record daily deaths for US so far: 2831
[04:11:33] <c0lo> https://www.worldometers.info
[04:11:34] <systemd> ^ 03United States Coronavirus: 14,313,941 Cases and 279,865 Deaths - Worldometer ( https://www.worldometers.info )
[04:25:42] <c0lo> https://thehill.com
[04:25:43] <systemd> ^ 03Couple arrested for knowingly boarding flight while COVID-19 positive
[04:29:50] <c0lo> Next covid party on taxpayers money https://thehill.com
[04:29:51] <systemd> ^ 03Pompeo to host indoor holiday parties at State Department despite warning to employees to hold some missions virtually
[04:33:12] <c0lo> At least, the attitude is bipartisan, even if the parties are tribal: https://apnews.com
[04:33:12] <systemd> ^ 03Politicians eat own words after dining out, taking trips
[04:33:56] <aristarchus_> Rapture immanent. Prepare to be hoisted. Meet you in the miasma, with your dear and fluffy lord.
[04:40:55] <chromas> lord gerbillius?
[04:43:23] <tedious> Oh boy gentoo is breaking things with python again.
[05:34:49] <chromas> Sounds you :)
[05:37:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Booting A PC From Vinyl For A Warmer, Richer OS - https://sylnt.us
[05:57:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i haven't had any issues with gentoo n python for the past several years now.
[05:57:42] <chromas> isn't yours pre-compiled though?
[06:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> some of it
[06:02:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything i change the use flags on isn't
[06:02:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is getting to be quite a lot of packages
[06:06:50] <chromas> How fast do things build on your new box?
[06:07:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> extremely
[06:07:32] <chromas> the kernel took at least couple hours on my 8120
[06:07:46] <chromas> Maybe I'll try out the gentoo then for maximum rice
[06:08:05] <chromas> Hey wait a minute! I thought you weren't upgrading because of the CPU backdoors
[06:08:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> seeing llvm or browsers show up in the updates list doesn't make me groan anymore
[06:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, was a video game i wanted to play.
[06:09:46] <chromas> fifa 2021?
[06:09:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hey, there are python update issues
[06:10:11] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs and lets the old version stay how it is until they fix it
[06:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> new leisure suit larry
[06:10:57] <chromas> ooh
[06:11:18] <chromas> can't imagine that would need anything newer than an xp box
[06:11:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> NEW
[06:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2020
[06:12:41] <c0lo> "NEW 2020" = upgrade you A/C and move into a space with a higher air volume
[06:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> means even though it'd totally run on a 486 for all the complexity it don't have, it uses modern bloated libraries that make it a flaming piece of shit that won't even run on a vid card more than a few years old.
[06:13:48] <chromas> but it needs the latest python you can't run
[06:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just wish i could get rid of qtwebkit and webkit-gtk
[06:14:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> those take like 15m to build even on the new shiny
[06:15:25] <chromas> -j128
[06:15:36] <chromas> download new cores
[06:15:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wouldn't download a cor
[06:15:54] * c0lo grants TBM wish and spirits away TMB's new shiny. No more webkit
[06:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was gonna make it just a build box and gaming box but it's apparently a huge pain in the ass to get winders 7 to run on ryzen processors at all
[06:17:52] <chromas> put it in a vm
[06:18:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i was like "meh, fuck it"
[06:18:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, those things are neat but they got no trunk space
[06:18:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and couldn't pull my boat
[06:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, way past my bedtime again. ima go do something about that.
[06:23:45] * c0lo sends TMB a coffee
[06:33:09] <chromas> send him some covfefe, it's got built-in covid
[07:37:52] <FatPhil> you're gonna need some new jokes soon
[07:38:36] <FatPhil> but first you should inaugurate a new one.
[07:42:00] <chromas> it really is turtles all the way down https://www.youtube.com
[07:42:03] <systemd> ^ 03Why don't they teach this simple visual solution? (Lill's method)
[07:42:33] <chromas> new jokes? hah! I've got at least 39 unused systemd-jokeds
[07:45:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No-Kill, Lab-Grown Meat to Go on Sale for First Time - https://sylnt.us - mcnuggets-2.0
[07:48:20] <FatPhil> Ah, Mathologer's great. My favourite Mathematical youtuber.
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[10:56:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Aftermarket Truck Mods Pollute as Much as 9 Million Extra Pickups - https://sylnt.us - bro-dozers
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[12:47:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:47:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5406
[12:47:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://babylonbee.com
[12:47:43] <systemd> ^ 03Trump Plans To Upstage Biden Inauguration By Jumping The Grand Canyon In A Rocket Car
[12:49:09] <Bytram> this should be be in italic and this should not be
[12:49:15] <Bytram> :D
[12:51:18] <Bytram> hmm
[12:51:21] <Bytram> [PhysOrg] - Gaia: Most accurate data ever for nearly two billion stars - https://phys.org
[12:51:33] <Bytram> [PhysOrg] - Gaia: Most accurate data ever for nearly two billion stars - https://phys.org/news/2020-12-gaia-accurate-billion-stars.html
[12:53:09] <Bytram> [Mashable] - Exercise with a mask on can be really good for you, actually - http://feeds.mashable.com/~r/Mashable/~3/MEX3ZNKMgUk/  || 'Immortals Fenyx Rising' is a monster-smashing deep dive into Greek mythology - http://feeds.mashable.com/~r/Mashable/~3/9t7FKp715pY/
[12:54:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> your face should be in italics
[12:54:22] <lld> are you Italian?
[12:55:12] <Bytram> lol
[12:55:26] <Bytram> can I bring the rest of me to Italy?
[12:55:48] <lld> in piecemeal parts
[12:55:51] <AzumaHazuki> stay 'ome you sunnamahbitch
[12:56:00] <Bytram> moi?
[12:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd probably be more convenient. less shipping if you use many small boxes than one big one though
[12:56:06] <AzumaHazuki> just in general
[12:56:24] <Bytram> prolly be safer, atn
[12:56:31] <Bytram> s/n/m/
[12:56:31] <SedBot> <Bytram> prolly be safer, atm
[12:56:32] * AzumaHazuki is remembering the parody song of the same name
[12:56:48] * Bytram is not familiar
[12:57:04] * TheMightyBuzzard woke up with Authority Song stuck in his head
[12:57:08] <AzumaHazuki> https://www.youtube.com this one
[12:57:10] <systemd> ^ 03STAY HOME YOU SONNOMABETCH
[12:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt authority song
[12:57:16] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- John Mellencamp - Authority Song
[12:58:09] <lld> this song has been authorized for public consumption
[12:59:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame the radio discussion from the other day. i use Authority Song on repeat for sound/signal testing when i feel the need to start up a pirate station.
[13:00:02] <lld> Radio Free Buzzard
[13:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't take the sky from me
[13:00:22] <lld> dare you broadcast stereo FM under 30MHz? :)
[13:00:33] <lld> take up 250kHz
[13:00:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, round 89MHz so i can pick it up on consumer kit from walmart or in my car
[13:01:19] <lld> eh, where's the fun in using prebuilt black boxes
[13:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> in not having to wire anything into my car. they don't build them easy to take apart and put back together like they used to
[13:03:52] <lld> broadcast FM at 65.9MHz
[13:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> rigging up the XOR relay logic for boat trailer lights was annoying enough with plenty of trunk space. crawling under the dash is nigh impossible even for my short ass.
[13:04:01] <lld> let the world know you are a russian bot :)
[13:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think it was XOR, might have been NAND though. been half a decade worth of naps since then.
[13:07:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, trash day and i need nicotine.
[13:07:26] <lld> intravenous nicotine injection
[13:07:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Salesforce Strikes Deal to Acquire Slack for $27.7 Billion - https://sylnt.us - slacking-off
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[16:11:23] <Bytram> =yt wipeout song
[16:11:25] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Surfaris - Wipe Out (02:47; 11,670,330 views; 👍82,233 👎2,431)
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[17:26:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boeing's Upgraded 737 MAX Completes First Flight With Media Onboard - https://sylnt.us - what-goes-up-must-come-down
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[19:28:59] <chromas> sftp-server process using 100% cpu, file transfer going at a wopping 120KB/s
[19:29:13] <chromas> oh wait is "wopping" racist yet?
[19:29:21] <chromas> ooh, transfer timeout
[19:29:32] * chromas blames EF
[19:38:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - High-Energy X-Rays Reveal the Secrets of Ancient Egyptian Inks - https://sylnt.us - no-longer-a-secret
[20:33:49] <Runaway1956> =submit
[20:33:49] <systemd> Submit one or more links plus some text if you want
[20:33:56] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.winterwatch.net
[20:34:03] <systemd> Submitting "A New Religious Cult Has Emerged: The Branch Covidians"...
[20:34:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A New Religious Cult Has Emerged: the Branch Covidians" (32 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[21:25:46] <Bytram> systemd: /ov/orv/
[21:25:54] <Bytram> systemd: s/ov/orv/
[21:25:54] <SedBot> <Bytram> <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A New Religious Cult Has Emerged: the Branch Corvidians" (32 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[21:26:21] <requerdanos> I have heard "Corvid" used unironically as if it were a thing.
[21:26:22] <Bytram> talking crow, of course
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[23:15:20] <AzumaHazuki> LOL https://www.dailymail.co.uk I know, the Daily Fail, but this is like clockwork
[23:15:22] <systemd> ^ 03Hungarian MEP for anti-LGBT party resigns after lockdown orgy
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