#soylent | Logs for 2020-11-29

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[00:01:19] <chromas> if you don't have wifi, how do you get an email when the pressure's over 9,000?
[00:01:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> mozzarella and monterey jack melt okay and would be acceptable but they're even weaker flavored than kraft
[00:01:59] <AzumaHazuki> no need to. just remember how long you set it for
[00:02:02] <Runaway1956> American Cheese comes in *real* cheese varieties too
[00:02:07] * chromas logs in to see how many cycles his pressure cooker can do before he has to renew his subscription
[00:02:34] * chromas throws a brick of colby at tmb
[00:02:34] <Runaway1956> usually found right beside the imitation cheese foods process stuff
[00:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> well aware of this. and the 5lb blocks of "government cheese" make the best mac n cheese ever.
[00:02:57] <Runaway1956> true
[00:03:19] <Runaway1956> government cheese and government peanut butter with the oil floating on top - premium foods!
[00:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[00:03:47] <AzumaHazuki> sounds like commie talk to me
[00:03:56] <AzumaHazuki> real americans don't take charity frim duh eebil gubbamint
[00:04:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> toldja i was poor back in the day.
[00:04:20] <AzumaHazuki> you should have gone out and hunted wild, free cheese with your bare hands
[00:04:26] <Runaway1956> Hey, I'd pay a welfare recipient ten bucks for his five pount block of cheese,
[00:04:33] <Runaway1956> that stuff is GOOD
[00:04:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[00:04:55] <AzumaHazuki> so you'd commit benefit fraud? :)
[00:04:58] <AzumaHazuki> how very leftist of you
[00:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not benefit fraud. that's commerce.
[00:05:23] <AzumaHazuki> sure, sure, and it's not torture, it's "enhanced interrogation"
[00:05:23] <Runaway1956> What benefit fraud? He has more cheese than he can eat, and I have less cheese than I can eat
[00:05:50] * c0lo thinks there's a premium market for gubmint cheese in US
[00:05:58] <AzumaHazuki> you guys crack me up. i can't wait to see where you two nutbars reincarnate
[00:06:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> now trading foodstamps for folding money is bad but selling something you own? nah.
[00:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always wanted to come back as a womens' bicycle seat
[00:07:15] <AzumaHazuki> no you don't. i have two words for you: period. farts.
[00:07:37] <AzumaHazuki> they are real. they are legend. they are god-awful
[00:07:44] <chromas> oh no, not a fart!
[00:07:50] <c0lo> TMB likes both.
[00:07:57] <AzumaHazuki> ...that would somehow not surprise me
[00:07:57] * Runaway1956 considers coming back as some kind of toxic insect, and crawling on a woman's bicycle seat
[00:08:08] <chromas> so when he turns into a bicycle seat, he'll just have something to laugh about
[00:08:11] <c0lo> May your wish be granted, TMB. https://i.imgur.com
[00:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff. cat it is then. i think i've reached the human pinnacle of napping already, so that's the next logical step.
[00:08:25] <AzumaHazuki> so Uzzard likes farts and Runaway has a masochistic crush fetish?
[00:08:37] <chromas> c0lo++
[00:08:37] <Bender> karma - c0lo: 14
[00:09:01] <Runaway1956> no, c0lo posted the crush . . .
[00:09:09] <c0lo> Runaway said nothing about
[00:09:29] <Runaway1956> how does a person balance a 3-foot wide ass on a 4-inch wide seat?
[00:09:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah, emergency stash of leftover ribs depleted and TR still ain't started dinner.
[00:09:58] <c0lo> On a bicycle aparrently.
[00:10:18] <chromas> time for some mac 'n' cheese
[00:10:31] <Runaway1956> with real process cheese food?
[00:10:40] <c0lo> s/aparr/appar/
[00:10:40] <SedBot> <c0lo> On a bicycle apparently.
[00:10:46] * chromas emails tmb a brick o' gubbermint cheese
[00:10:58] <AzumaHazuki> do 3-foot-wide asses even exist outside of the Southeast and Texas(s)? My hip circumference isn't much more than 3' all the way around
[00:11:03] <AzumaHazuki> 3' wide would be like...400 pounds
[00:11:38] <chromas> I've seen some pretty, uh, diametrically enhanced people 'round here in the northwest
[00:11:42] * c0lo tsh-tsh'es at chromas, you should let TMB donwload that cheese
[00:11:54] <Runaway1956> you judge for yourself - https://i.imgur.com
[00:11:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, no worries. i wouldn't download a cheese.
[00:12:02] <chromas> c0lo: (it's not real gubbermint cheese hehehe...shhhhh)
[00:12:02] * c0lo emailing cheese is SPAM
[00:12:04] <Runaway1956> that woman is approaching 3 feet
[00:12:23] <AzumaHazuki> good lord, she's like 2 of me and change
[00:12:49] <chromas> She's the singular reason stores aren't dealing with change now—she's hogging it all
[00:12:52] <Runaway1956> her thigh is larger than the child in the carseat
[00:13:33] <Runaway1956> her CALF is as large as the little girl FFS
[00:14:30] <AzumaHazuki> i will never understand how people let themselves get like this
[00:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't makin mac n cheese with mozzarella or jack, i ain't unwrapping a gerzillion singles for it either. the wicked sharp cheddar, parmesan, and some insanely stinky white cheese we can't bring ourselves to open are out too.
[00:15:08] <c0lo> You've seen nothing. But I'll abstain posting them on a general interest channel. You can use google image search with "big fat ass on a bicycle" for yer kinks.
[00:15:23] * Runaway1956 passes
[00:15:49] <Runaway1956> there is some point at which I stop thinking of very large people as "human"
[00:16:23] <c0lo> Yes, Runaway, episodes of you stopping the thinking aren't uncommon.
[00:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's silly. they're objectively more human than you are.
[00:16:34] <c0lo> No matter the topic.
[00:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> quite a lot more even
[00:16:51] <Runaway1956> objectively, lol - there's a lot of object there
[00:17:05] * FatPhil wonders if he can fake being triggered...
[00:17:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> several hundred pounds more occasionally
[00:17:13] <Runaway1956> Who here has ever butchered a hog?
[00:17:33] * Runaway1956 looks at extremely fat people and sees that hog laid out on the table
[00:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oil drum of boiling water, chain, tractor bucket
[00:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i needs me some hog jowls. they're what bacon wants to be when it grows up.
[00:18:39] * c0lo gives the Ok to FatPhil acting triggered. Good chances to be interesting
[00:19:08] <chromas> https://twitter.com
[00:19:09] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[00:19:23] * FatPhil comfort drinks
[00:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> sausage n eggs for dinner btw. that's about all i let TR cook. out of self defense.
[00:19:39] * Runaway1956 doesn't look at tweeter
[00:20:00] <chromas> it's not a chubbo on a bicycle
[00:20:02] <Runaway1956> no biscuits and gravy?
[00:20:16] * Runaway1956 makes some good gravy most of the time
[00:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's okay with cornbread too but that's about it
[00:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell no. i LIKE biscuits n gravy. i wouldn't let a guy who can't make a digornio pizza right best two out of three try his hand at gravy.
[00:21:44] <Runaway1956> actually, I do my best gravy with brown roux gravy - gotta just almost burn the flower to get it right
[00:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not even a joke. he'd leave the cardboard under one and forget about the other until it was black.
[00:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> brown gravy for biscuits?
[00:22:13] <Runaway1956> s/flower/flour/
[00:22:13] <SedBot> <Runaway1956> actually, I do my best gravy with brown roux gravy - gotta just almost burn the flour to get it right
[00:22:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can kill him now, zumi
[00:22:30] <Runaway1956> no, not for biscuits, just talking about gravy in general
[00:22:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay then.
[00:22:37] * Runaway1956 loves good brown gravy
[00:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i acknowledge its existence but there's very few places gravy shouldn't be white.
[00:23:18] <RandomFactor> Why would mum pack up a bunch of turkey for me to take home and not include gravy? How am i supposed to eat WHITE MEAT without GRAVY???
[00:23:27] <Runaway1956> white for breakfast, brown for lunch and dinner
[00:23:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> white for lunch n dinner if it includes taters or chicken fried steak
[00:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> RandomFactor, she's trying to poison you, obviously.
[00:24:12] <c0lo> RandomFactor with a glass or two of nice white wine.
[00:24:57] <RandomFactor> Gawd i would love a good chicken fried steak right about now
[00:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i really wish this town knew how to do biscuits n gravy. the local mom n pop place sucks ALL OF THE ASS at both.
[00:25:29] <chromas> You must teach them
[00:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> the biscuits are dry and crunchy and the gravy is SWEET
[00:25:40] <c0lo> chicken stake? That's more than oxymoronic, it's in the moronic territory.
[00:25:43] <Runaway1956> Tennessee? Should make good gravy
[00:26:05] <c0lo> s/stake/steak/
[00:26:05] <SedBot> <c0lo> chicken steak? That's more than oxymoronic, it's in the moronic territory.
[00:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, cube steak breaded like fried chicken.
[00:26:07] <chromas> sweet gravy? wtf
[00:26:13] <Runaway1956> you just live in a bad town, I presume
[00:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i know, right? it's an abomination unto nuggan
[00:26:46] <c0lo> Breaded steak?
[00:26:55] <RandomFactor> There's a place north of Houston that makes a mighty fine one "Goodson's Cafe'
[00:27:16] <c0lo> Why... would one bread 800g of a steak?
[00:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, steak-adjacent anyway. it's what would be very tough meat mechanically tenderized.
[00:27:25] <RandomFactor> An 11 hour drive just seems too much
[00:27:38] <Runaway1956> It's not "steak" c0lo, it a "hamburger steak" in almost all cases
[00:27:58] <Runaway1956> unless it's the toughest steak you've ever seen, run through a meat tenerizer six times
[00:28:02] <c0lo> This is what the teeth are for. Go through a 1kg rump steak. Blue rare.
[00:28:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> bite your tongue. ground beef can not be a chicken fried steak.
[00:28:26] <chromas> Steak fight!
[00:28:34] * chromas braises the steaks
[00:28:42] <c0lo> Meh, Americans calling a snitzel "steake"
[00:28:49] <RandomFactor> This sounds like the Beef vs Pork BBQ wars
[00:28:53] <Runaway1956> real steak needs no breading - you throw it on the grill, flip it, and eat it
[00:29:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> right
[00:29:01] <Runaway1956> no suace, no gravy, no nothin
[00:29:07] <chromas> unless you're chicken-frying it
[00:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> salt is acceptable as well
[00:29:30] <c0lo> Whatever you fry is not steak.
[00:29:42] <RandomFactor> But it's better than when it started
[00:29:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, but it's beef that isn't ground.
[00:30:16] <Runaway1956> done properly, a grilled steak is not "fried"
[00:30:33] <Runaway1956> the only oil that gets near it is maybe the butter you sauteed your onions in
[00:31:12] * RandomFactor wanders off towards the kitchen hoping for anything not soy based.
[00:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> RandomFactor, there's no beef vs pork bbq wars. brisket is delicious and so is pork butt. just different varieties of delicious.
[00:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me while i go steal a sausage patty or two.
[00:44:07] <c0lo> Tripe soup is going well. 2-3 more hours of simmering before putting it together.
[00:44:15] <AzumaHazuki> that sounds amazing
[00:44:44] <c0lo> Best cure for hangover.
[00:44:46] <AzumaHazuki> i get the funniest reactions from people when talking about offal recipes. everyone *except* the squeamish white people in the room is happily sharing theirs
[00:45:18] <AzumaHazuki> one of the junior pharmacists saw the beef heart and sweet potato stew i made for lunch and got all squicked when told what it was
[00:45:58] <FatPhil> I don't think I've ever knowingly had tripe, and am not sure I want to change that
[00:46:18] <FatPhil> there's almost certainly some in haggis, because there's everything in haggis
[00:46:42] <c0lo> Mmmmm.... sheep brains with fried onion on a slice of bread cut from a cob. That's food for cold weather alright.
[00:47:03] <FatPhil> if you want to catch scrapie
[00:47:27] <c0lo> Worth it, FatPhil.
[00:48:17] <FatPhil> I have no problem with kidneys, liver, and hearts, there's no squick factor surrounding innards. I'm just very texture sensitive, and know I wouldn't like the texture.
[00:50:47] <c0lo> Liver pate has no "texture" so to speak. And kidney pies have just exactly the proper amount of stink to make them yummy.
[00:51:25] <AzumaHazuki> i will not eat nervous tissue, but heart, kidney, liver etc is fair game
[00:52:27] <c0lo> Squeamish, 'zumi?
[00:52:31] <c0lo> (grin)
[00:53:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll eat cajun food. which is to say anything that doesn't eat me first best two out of three.
[00:53:13] <AzumaHazuki> c0lo: no, just don't want prion diseases
[00:53:23] <AzumaHazuki> if that weren't a risk i'd eat those too
[00:53:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> except testicles. not for grossness reasons, just for solidarity.
[00:54:07] <AzumaHazuki> solidarity? meat is meat.
[00:54:51] <c0lo> The major risk with eating brains is in dying of heart/vascular diseases. Very fatty.
[00:55:21] <AzumaHazuki> there's a lot of cholesterol in organ meat, which is why i mostly stick to beef heart (much less than other organs)
[00:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> cholesterol is delicious though
[00:56:17] <c0lo> I don't like testicles for their smell, I'm not feeling any solidarity with hogs and bulls.
[00:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[01:00:33] <c0lo> I don't get it, what's so funny in 130? (grin)
[01:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.popsci.com Here you go, guys n gals, science and politics all in one go. Have a nice argue.
[01:01:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:02:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:02:54] <Runaway1956> fifth cousin, twice removed - probably knows the real Obama better than any of us
[01:03:13] <c0lo> Trump has not even been worthy to mane parasites after him?
[01:03:24] <c0lo> s/mane/name/
[01:03:25] <SedBot> <c0lo> Trump has not even been worthy to name parasites after him?
[01:03:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> they gotta find an appropriate one i spose. took years to find a good obama one.
[01:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it should be orange
[01:04:10] <Runaway1956> has to be hairy?
[01:04:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, freezin from sittin around all day. time for some west indies goods in a cup of coffee.
[01:04:32] <c0lo> Like in all orange, like the convict suits?
[01:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and since that phrase reminded me, time to watch donovan's reef again
[01:05:21] <AzumaHazuki> the obvious candidate is the covid coronavirus
[01:05:29] <Runaway1956> donovan won't share his reefer
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[01:49:50] <c0lo> Incidental locksmith porn https://www.youtube.com
[01:49:53] <systemd> ^ 03Making an unpickable lock. Calling locksmiths
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[02:20:42] <SoyCow8170> Hey all
[02:20:43] <SoyCow8170> Soylentnews posts the timestamps of articles and comments but it doesn't post the time zone. So when I submit a comment or read an article it says 5:34 PM for example but that doesn't really mean much to me if the time zone isn't mentioned. I suggest the time zone should be next to the comment or article. 5:34 PM PT or 5:34PM UTC or whatever. That way I (anyone) can conveniently stick that into google and have it translate what t
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[02:23:27] <SoyCow8170> Also upstart hogs the subs queue. Perhaps there should be a way to filter out the subs queue by name so that I can either omit or include specific names and scan through stuff that's not by upstart. Especially since this seems to be 'generated bot-o-matically!', maybe I want to see articles by non-bots without being overly cluttered with bot generated submissions. It should also be noted that the massive number of submissions by u
[02:24:09] <SoyCow8170> others because upstart ‘bumped’ them off the queue list.
[02:31:03] <SoyCow8170> If the queue list has a max queue count (and not a max number of days before being bumped off) then upstart probably shouldn't contribute to that max count and it should have its own separate max count allowing for the submissions of others to persist on the subs queue even if those submissions have been there before some of upstart's prior posts.
[02:33:50] <SoyCow8170> jump through hoops to figure it out *
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[02:36:43] <halibut> Concerning orange things to name after Trump: It's not an official name, but the Asp Caterpillar is unofficially named the Trumpapillar: https://www.discovermagazine.com (the YouTube video in the article is amusing, too).
[02:36:45] <systemd> ^ 03Meet The Trumpapillar: The Venomous Caterpillar That Perfectly Mimics The Donald's Hair
[02:37:38] <halibut> The video includes some creepy examples of mimicry, including moths and caterpillars that look alarmingly like snake heads.
[02:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[02:54:49] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with an NCommander novel
[02:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, too much west indies goods in my coffee tonight to finish coding the bot. vidya time.
[03:30:35] <c0lo> halibut, no chance to remane something already discovered/named long ago
[04:16:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hawaii Leaks Freshwater through Underground Rivers - https://sylnt.us - drill-some-wells
[05:10:25] <chromas> no
[05:10:36] <chromas> #smake Runaway1956
[05:10:36] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with Ethanol-fueled's 5" extender
[05:10:43] <chromas> #smake aristarchus
[05:10:44] * MrPlow smakes aristarchus upside the head with a sheeny curse
[05:11:01] <chromas> They're the ones clogging the shitter—I mean subs hole with retarded bullshit
[05:11:08] <chromas> but SoyCow's gone now
[05:12:56] <halibut> c0lo: True. There are some things actually named after him, though. Here are at least two, with a third proposed: https://en.wikipedia.org (also, see the Trump Footlong link for an amusing tidbit).
[05:12:58] <systemd> ^ 03List of things named after Donald Trump - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[05:13:12] <Bytram> chromas: yes, I noticed that SoyCow came and left and also made 3 story subs -- and left no way for us to reply to them.
[05:14:20] <chromas> I could put in a filter to not sub certain bs but I already learned they just use MrPlow when systemd won't take it
[05:14:28] <chromas> unless I have it just pretend to sub
[05:14:48] <chromas> then print out a ;) into a secret, staff-only channel so we know
[05:17:33] <Bytram> I do not see bot subs as being a problem. The submitter's nick is clearly there on the subs list page, even when viewed as an AC. Just scan down the RHS... just like we do!
[05:17:53] <chromas> True, but so many of the subs just don't need to exist
[05:18:16] <Bytram> At least it seems to be less of a problem than having few/no subs at all!
[05:18:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> just stepped out for a smoke and there's a full circle moonbow straight overhead taking up like 30-40 degrees worth of sky
[05:19:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, subs aren't meant for perusing, they're there so folks won't sub dupes.
[05:20:25] <chromas> What I mean is certain people keep submitting trash; it'd be cool to have the bot ignore those subs
[05:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> bots aren't smart, they're just dumb at really high speeds.
[05:20:58] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: atmospheric effect depends on temp and humidity. I doubt I'd see what you are seeing at this distance from you.
[05:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you wouldn't. you'd need the same cloud cover
[05:21:51] <chromas> pics or it didn't happen
[05:21:58] <Bytram> 'zactly -- thought I said that earlier
[05:22:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> biggest moonbow i've ever seen by a long ways though. and bright enough you can actually make out the colors, if barely.
[05:22:28] <chromas> lel, kmail always warns me the sn stats email might be a scam
[05:22:45] <chromas> you scammin' mem brah?
[05:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> my phone's a shit camera or i would
[05:22:52] <Bytram> I got that often enought with Tbird
[05:23:12] <Bytram> too tired to think straight... bedtime for me
[05:23:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, the stats are nearly worthless, so it's not entirely inaccurate.
[05:23:15] <chromas> it's all the links
[05:23:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> =gparted Bytram
[05:23:22] * systemd cordially penetrates a maildir of beverage with Bytram
[05:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, fish farts sub! biology, politics, and fart humor all in one!
[05:24:38] <Bytram> chromas: it seems to me to be dependent on the mention of a dodgy domain domain in the stats email I got
[05:24:48] <Bytram> naah, it stinks!
[05:25:08] <chromas> Yeah it's a link thing. I don't remember what it said 'cause I always just delete the email without reading it
[05:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram++
[05:25:33] <Bender> karma - bytram: 144
[05:26:08] <Bytram> tbird didn't specify, either... but saw enough of them flagged that way and others not flagged, bot me curious
[05:26:27] <Bytram> Eww! That's... gross!
[05:27:14] <Bytram> and on that (brown) note, have a great night everybody/
[05:28:11] <chromas> and he says he doesn't find fart jokes funny anymore
[05:30:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone wants to think they're more mature but let an old grandma lady bend over to get a can of lard off the bottom shelf at the market and rip one off, maturity and sophistication go right out the window.
[05:54:46] <chromas> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[05:54:46] <Bender> Added quote 1007
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[09:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Fractal Dimensionality of Space - https://sylnt.us - The-B-stands-for-Benoit-B-Mandelbrot
[10:36:13] <Runaway1956> I want to see themightybuzzard top this
[10:36:19] <Runaway1956> https://www.9news.com.au
[10:36:20] <systemd> ^ 03Young fisherman reels in monster catch twice his size
[10:37:16] <Runaway1956> Covid does not respect the placental barrier
[10:37:29] <Runaway1956> https://www.aljazeera.com
[10:37:30] <systemd> ^ 03Singaporean mother gives birth to baby with COVID-19 antibodies
[10:37:43] <Runaway1956> or, at least, the antibodies for it can cross that barrier
[10:38:00] <Runaway1956> whoops, didn't submit
[10:38:10] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[10:38:12] <systemd> Submitting "Singaporean mother gives birth to baby with COVID-19 antibodies"...
[10:38:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Singaporean Mother Gives Birth to Baby With COVID-19 Antibodies" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:42:24] <Runaway1956> =submit https://newsakmi.com
[10:42:35] <Runaway1956> boner
[10:42:39] <systemd> Submitting "Weaker penis bones in river otters linked to oilsands contaminants in new study - News AKMI"...
[10:43:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Weaker Penis Bones in River Otters Linked to Oilsands Contaminants in New Study - News AKMI" (30 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:43:09] <Runaway1956> !boner fatphil
[10:44:12] <AzumaHazuki> from the argumentum-ad-baculum dept
[10:46:45] <Runaway1956> you got a baculum infection?
[10:47:08] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[10:47:09] <systemd> ^ 03California man confronts out-of-towner putting up swastika stickers
[10:48:50] <Runaway1956> The aliens came back and took their monolith
[10:49:02] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.irishtimes.com
[10:49:05] <systemd> Submitting "That mysterious monolith found in US desert? It’s gone, officials say"...
[10:49:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03That Mysterious Monolith Found in US Desert? It’s Gone, Officials Say" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:53:47] <Runaway1956> https://www.foxnews.com
[10:53:48] <systemd> ^ 03Seattle-area homeowners report ‘sovereign citizen’ property seizure attempts: report
[10:53:49] <lld> humanity doesn't deserve the monolith
[10:54:09] <Runaway1956> That's what I told them lld but they didn't listen
[10:54:28] <lld> we got pyramids instead
[10:54:32] <Runaway1956> I figure a bunch of homeless people hauled it off to the junkyard
[10:55:02] <Runaway1956> intergalactic peace offering melted down for razor blades
[10:55:17] <lld> razor blades are luxury items
[10:55:25] <lld> far more valuable than alien artifacts :)
[10:57:17] <Runaway1956> I'm sure glad covid tests are always accurate
[10:57:22] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[10:57:23] <systemd> ^ 03Over 1,300 people in UK misdiagnosed with COVID-19 after lab error
[10:58:44] <Runaway1956> without razor blades we have women with hairy legs and armpits, right?
[10:59:58] <lld> and men with hairy chins
[11:00:02] * Runaway1956 should remove CNET from news feeds -
[11:00:12] <lld> https://townhall.com
[11:00:13] <systemd> ^ 03NYC Pub Borrows a Page From Leftists in Lockdown Dispute
[11:00:24] <Runaway1956> the little news they publish is always days old, and it's spammy as hell
[11:01:16] <Runaway1956> Well, the Supreme Court just slapped shit out of New York City over churches, maybe they do the same for bars soon
[11:01:38] <Runaway1956> fekkin authoritarian democrats
[11:01:39] <lld> #Resist
[11:02:56] <Runaway1956> Gotta love those Mainiacs - sometimes they're as good as Florida man for laughs
[11:03:04] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[11:03:05] <systemd> ^ 03Man accused of killing dad’s cat with frying pan: police
[11:03:34] <Runaway1956> The cat was probably in Dad's will,
[11:05:21] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.newsweek.com
[11:05:24] <systemd> Submitting "Multiple Amazon workers hospitalized, warehouse evacuated after exposure to "unknown substance""...
[11:05:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Multiple Amazon Workers Hospitalized, Warehouse Evacuated After Exposure to "Unknown Substance"" (72 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:05:52] <Runaway1956> Of course, that's California where EVERYTHING is known to cause cancer
[11:05:56] <lld> it was the alien monolith
[11:06:11] <lld> [The Outer Limits starts playing]
[11:06:55] <Runaway1956> coffee++ need moar while I contemplate weak penis bones
[11:06:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5404
[11:10:38] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[11:10:39] <systemd> ^ 03Brits planting trees to celebrate Queen Elizabeth’s 70th coronation
[11:10:54] <Runaway1956> So, the queen wants wood for her 70th?
[11:11:09] * Runaway1956 ships her some river otters
[11:12:43] <Runaway1956> https://www.sott.net
[11:12:44] <systemd> ^ 03Get woke, go broke: BBC starting to lose core older audience -- Sott.net
[11:15:07] <Runaway1956> https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com
[11:15:08] <systemd> ^ 03Suspected 'Sovereign Citizen' arrested after carrying loaded firearm into MBTA Station in Boston
[11:15:39] <Runaway1956> https://www.thegatewaypundit.com
[11:15:39] <systemd> ^ 03Former Filipino Lawmaker and Attorney Says Smartmatic Pre-Loaded Machines with Ballots before Start of Manila Elections (VIDEO)
[11:21:59] <Runaway1956> https://www.zerohedge.com
[11:22:00] <systemd> ^ 03The Strangely Unscientific Masking Of America
[11:22:05] <Runaway1956> Loincloths
[11:22:30] <Runaway1956> ridding ourselves of underwear and pants, and replacing them with loincloths, will defeat the COVIDS
[11:24:22] <Runaway1956> =submit https://globalnews.ca
[11:24:24] <systemd> Submitting "Huge blue snow dragon providing photo-op joy to Saskatoon residents - Saskatoon"...
[11:24:33] <Runaway1956> it's so cold the dragons are getting blue
[11:24:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Huge Blue Snow Dragon Providing Photo-op Joy to Saskatoon Residents - Saskatoon" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:28:10] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[11:28:12] <systemd> Submitting "Watch: CNN Admits There Are "Legal & Constitutional" Ways For Trump To Stay In Office"...
[11:28:34] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Watch: CNN Admits There are "Legal & Constitutional" Ways for Trump to Stay in Office" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:29:54] <lld> Runaway1956: >BBC ever getting broke
[11:30:02] <lld> taxes!
[11:32:44] <Runaway1956> https://www.foxnews.com
[11:32:44] <systemd> ^ 03Supreme Court sets deadline for NJ response to religious gathering restrictions
[11:35:38] <Runaway1956> this is Arkansas and racism
[11:35:53] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.ctvnews.ca
[11:35:55] <systemd> Submitting "Black Santa decorations flood neighbourhood after man receives racist letter"...
[11:36:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Black Santa Decorations Flood Neighbourhood After Man Receives Racist Letter" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:41:18] <Runaway1956> https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com
[11:41:18] <systemd> ^ 03Lawsuit filed accusing Starbucks of firing person who refused to wear “Pride” shirt (op-ed)
[11:43:33] <c0lo> Runaway, learning about cases of racism in his own backyard from canadians. Perhaps he'll even start listening to 'Zumi once she posts from canada.
[11:46:01] <Runaway1956> listen to 'zumi? For laughs, maybe.
[11:46:18] * Runaway1956 already laughs a lot at the Hudson Twins
[11:46:30] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[11:46:32] <systemd> Submitting "NY Gym Owner Rips Up $15,000 Lockdown Fine On Live TV: "We Will Not Comply""...
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[11:58:23] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[11:58:25] <systemd> Submitting "Scientists might know why astronauts develop health problems in space"...
[11:58:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Scientists Might Know Why Astronauts Develop Health Problems in Space" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:01:55] <Runaway1956> https://www.sott.net
[12:01:56] <systemd> ^ 03Pro tip from The Bee: Skip the Black Friday deals and hold out for the next peaceful protest -- Sott.net
[12:15:36] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.sott.net
[12:15:39] <systemd> Submitting "Activating the vagus nerve could lower your risk for Covid-19 and other inflammatory conditions -- Sott.net"...
[12:16:00] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Activating the Vagus Nerve Could Lower Your Risk for Covid-19 and Other Inflammatory Conditions -- S" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:18:05] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.bet.com
[12:18:06] <systemd> Submitting "Kentucky Cops Attack Man Filming Arrest Of Black Driver"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.bet.com )
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[12:25:05] <Runaway1956> https://cdnv.rt.com
[12:30:23] <c0lo> =submit https://apnews.com
[12:30:25] <systemd> Submitting "Dave Prowse, actor who played Darth Vader, dies at 85"...
[12:30:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Dave Prowse, Actor Who Played Darth Vader, Dies at 85" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:38:13] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.thegatewaypundit.com
[12:38:14] <systemd> Submitting "Johns Hopkins Takes Down Article Showing US Deaths in 2020 No Different than Prior Years - It Doesn't Fit their 'We're All Gonna Die' Narrative"...
[12:38:36] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Johns Hopkins Takes Down Article Showing US Deaths in 2020 No Different Than Prior Years - It Doesn'" (31 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:39:31] <Runaway1956> https://drive.google.com
[12:39:33] <systemd> ^ 03A closer look at U.S. deaths due to COVID-19 - The Johns Hopkins News-Letter.pdf
[12:45:21] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[12:45:23] <systemd> Submitting "Linus Torvalds doubts Linux will get ported to Apple M1 hardware"...
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[12:46:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Warp Drive News. Seriously! - https://sylnt.us - warp-and...weft?
[12:47:34] <lld> is this reverse psychology?
[13:14:12] <Runaway1956> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[13:14:16] <systemd> Submitting "Seemingly Ordinary Fossils May Be Hiding Some Major Clues to the Past"...
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[13:20:13] <c0lo> Looks like Pompeo was after Iran: https://www.aljazeera.com
[13:20:14] <systemd> ^ 03US sanctions Chinese, Russian firms over Iran dealings
[13:20:51] <c0lo> https://www.arabnews.com
[13:20:52] <systemd> ^ 03Arab News
[13:21:40] <c0lo> ^^ “There were no specific threats that triggered the return of the Nimitz Carrier Strike Group,” a spokeswoman said
[13:22:28] <c0lo> ^^ Tensions in the region are extraordinarily high after the assassination Friday of Mohsen Fakhrizadeh
[13:34:46] <Runaway1956> "access denied" on Arab news?
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[13:43:46] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.rt.com endangered great tits saved
[13:43:48] <systemd> Submitting "‘Good referee, no hesitation fixing it’: UFC official Herzog hailed for helping to avert ‘nipple slip’ in women’s bout (VIDEO)"...
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[13:46:43] <lld> there might have been children watching
[14:00:38] <Runaway1956> =submit https://defence-blog.com
[14:00:40] <systemd> Submitting "U.S. Army looks to use silent technology for next-generation aircraft"...
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[14:05:35] <lld> needs more black helicopters
[14:51:38] <Runaway1956> black helicopters matter
[14:52:24] <lld> made of dark matter
[14:53:09] <Runaway1956> dark matters matter too!
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[16:58:28] <requerdanos> Thank you for calling attention to the plight of minorities at the hands of a violent law enforcement system by making lame jokes riffing on the 'blm' phrase.
[16:58:49] <requerdanos> You are making a difference, in more than one way.
[17:02:10] <Runaway1956> So, it is your opinion that minority lives matter more than other lives?
[17:03:07] <Runaway1956> And, I don't mind mocking them whenever they pretend that a violent criminal's life is somehow equal to innocent lives
[17:32:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> requerdanos, no such plight exists. black folks are 15% more likely than white folks to get killed to death by cops per adversarial interaction. and i don't mean 1% vs 16% (assuming a 1% rate for white folks), i mean 1% vs 1.15%. that's not even a rounding error.
[17:38:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mystery of London's 1952 Killer Fog is Solved - https://sylnt.us
[17:41:28] <FatPhil> In particular when you consider what is killing the *yuuuuuge* majority of the victims of gun crime, namely residents in the same area, not cops.
[17:42:31] <FatPhil> The problem is that a spoon of shit in a barrel of cognac is shit, but a spoon of cognac in a barrel of shit is still shit.
[17:42:52] <Runaway1956> If they took their fight to the courts instead of the streets, it would be a helluva lot easier to support them
[17:43:22] <Runaway1956> Address the issues that let cops get away with shooting people, one by one, and see how that works out
[17:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, the problem is a bunch of fuckers think it's acceptable to stir up race hatred with outright lies to get themselves elected.
[17:43:39] <Runaway1956> legalizing marijuana is a helluva good start
[17:44:30] <Runaway1956> cops can't line up an shoot 15 people dead just because they thought maybe they smell grass anymore
[17:45:07] <Runaway1956> making it legal to make videos of cops went a long way
[17:45:16] <Runaway1956> bodycams is another damned good thing
[17:45:32] <FatPhil> bodycams++
[17:45:32] <Bender> karma - bodycams: 1
[17:45:48] <Runaway1956> but you can't make it legal to be a criminal because there is melanin in your skin
[17:46:07] <FatPhil> #AlbinoLivesMatter
[17:46:45] <Runaway1956> fek albinos - spawn of satan and all that - I believe the superstitious bushmen in Africa
[17:47:08] * FatPhil shouts "Oi! Anna! Come look at this"
[17:47:45] <FatPhil> She don't look happy now.
[17:48:03] <Runaway1956> You should probably eat her and make her happy again
[17:48:15] <Runaway1956> you look a lot like a big bad wolf
[17:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt little red riding hood pharaohs
[17:49:16] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Little Red Riding Hood - Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs
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[20:56:50] * chromas sprinkles some cheese around the channel
[20:59:05] <kyonko> smells like feet
[20:59:25] <kyonko> 2020 gmo onions change the smell of your pits
[20:59:53] <chromas> That's the ax body spray.
[21:02:20] <kyonko> damn ax gets you laid if you wanna be a baby sitter for chad's kid
[21:02:34] <kyonko> how long before we have self sitting children
[21:02:51] <chromas> if you wanna be an axhole
[21:05:00] <kyonko> beckies in yoga pants
[21:05:25] <Runaway1956> Boga pants? Or Bogie pants?
[21:06:56] <kyonko> Bongo Pants
[21:09:10] <chromas> Wesa give yousa una bongo
[21:09:35] <kyonko> Tall ones
[21:09:38] <kyonko> i love lucy
[21:12:18] <kyonko> is this cheese ncov-19 +?
[21:12:54] <chromas> it's not pre-infected like those tests, it's just false positive, like those other tests
[21:13:32] <kyonko> heh
[21:13:48] <kyonko> so false positive criminal record? no gun for you!
[21:14:32] <kyonko> they aren't brewing beer, they are brewing botulism
[21:15:26] <kyonko> when in doubt, take a mouse, inject this mouse with fizzy bubbly broth, if it goes limp, fonzi goes eyyyyy
[21:15:40] <halibut> 1.15%? Citation needed. https://en.wikipedia.org lists multiple studies finding the difference is much larger. There are three recent studies listed that suggests there is not a racial disparity; two are considered flawed and the other concludes the issue is in fraction that get stopped. Citation 11, in particular, is listed as
[21:15:41] <systemd> ^ 03Police use of deadly force in the United States - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[21:15:46] <halibut> giving a significant conclusion (see, for example, Fig. 5 in that citation).
[21:17:00] <kyonko> yeah remember that guy in nyc
[21:17:03] <kyonko> eric garner
[21:17:21] <kyonko> iirc, he died from having his trachea crushed
[21:17:49] <kyonko> it was a botch stop and frisk
[21:18:34] <kyonko> stop and frisk everyone, you just might find someone with a steak knife in an improvised sheath and a matchbox with litter tinder
[21:19:13] <Runaway1956> all stop and frisks are botched, by reason of being unconstitutional
[21:20:43] <kyonko> yeah well you are an old timer
[21:20:48] <kyonko> but never forget 9-11
[21:23:02] <kyonko> who remembers the jesux and "criminal linux" hoaxes on slashdot in the 2000's?
[21:23:30] <kyonko> bad idea to use console in an internet cafe
[21:25:38] <Runaway1956> all criminal minds use linux, don't they?
[21:25:48] <Runaway1956> it's the only way to keep Microsoft out of your crime spree
[21:25:55] <Runaway1956> they'll want a payoff
[21:27:27] <kyonko> heh
[21:27:32] <kyonko> remember svchost in windows xp
[21:32:17] <Runaway1956> svchost was okay - until you had like 35 of them running at the same time
[21:37:05] <kyonko> what was that?
[21:37:24] <kyonko> I tried using shit like trend micro's pc-cillin and zone alarm and never figured it out
[21:37:40] <kyonko> later in the windows 7 era I moved to comodo internet security
[21:37:53] <kyonko> then I said fuck it
[21:37:55] <Runaway1956> svchost.exe seemed to spawn and respawn with about half the various applications installed
[21:38:08] <kyonko> yeah like whats going on with mac os x right now with little snitch
[21:39:01] <kyonko> zone alarm was really good, before they started firewalling at the isp to stop p2p and spam servers
[21:41:43] <kyonko> I don't get why people flock to monster spec computers
[21:41:58] <kyonko> facebook is doing some weird ass shit on your local host
[21:42:13] <kyonko> like some kind of satanic seti @ home
[21:42:31] <Runaway1956> I wouldn't know, maybe I should look at wife's computer?
[21:43:46] <kyonko> linux doesn't allow you to have root
[21:44:00] <kyonko> EVERYTHING MUST GO TO THE CLOUD
[21:44:06] <kyonko> ROOTLESS NAS
[21:44:10] <Runaway1956> ? I get root al the time
[21:44:22] <kyonko> I get root 1/2 the time
[21:44:33] <Runaway1956> su
[21:44:39] <Runaway1956> please enter password
[21:44:42] <kyonko> yes and you got to be a wheel
[21:44:43] <Runaway1956> **********************
[21:44:50] <kyonko> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[21:44:53] <Runaway1956> sudo gets wheel
[21:44:56] <kyonko> <(O)>
[21:44:56] <Runaway1956> su gets root
[21:44:59] <kyonko> EYE
[21:45:05] <kyonko> <(/)>
[21:45:07] <kyonko> NO EYE
[21:45:56] <kyonko> mobile or e-mail?
[21:46:15] <Runaway1956> desktop/server
[21:47:22] <kyonko> remember when you could log in anywhere on the internet with just a password
[21:47:34] <kyonko> my password was but a single charecter
[21:47:48] <kyonko> it was: ?
[22:17:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dave Prowse, Actor Who Played Darth Vader, Dies at 85 - https://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
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[22:55:59] <SoyCow7066> =cite http://dx.doi.org
[22:56:00] <systemd> Journal Reference: Redirecting, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.foodchem.2020.128127">10.1016/j.foodchem.2020.128127</a>)
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