#soylent | Logs for 2020-11-29

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[23:29:47] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[22:56:00] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b>:<br/><b>Redirecting</b>, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.foodchem.2020.128127">10.1016/j.foodchem.2020.128127</a>)</p>
[22:55:59] <SoyCow7066> =cite http://dx.doi.org
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[22:17:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dave Prowse, Actor Who Played Darth Vader, Dies at 85 - https://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
[21:47:48] <kyonko> it was: ?
[21:47:34] <kyonko> my password was but a single charecter
[21:47:22] <kyonko> remember when you could log in anywhere on the internet with just a password
[21:46:15] <Runaway1956> desktop/server
[21:45:56] <kyonko> mobile or e-mail?
[21:45:07] <kyonko> NO EYE
[21:45:05] <kyonko> <(/)>
[21:44:59] <kyonko> EYE
[21:44:56] <Runaway1956> su gets root
[21:44:56] <kyonko> <(O)>
[21:44:53] <Runaway1956> sudo gets wheel
[21:44:50] <kyonko> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[21:44:43] <Runaway1956> **********************
[21:44:42] <kyonko> yes and you got to be a wheel
[21:44:39] <Runaway1956> please enter password
[21:44:33] <Runaway1956> su
[21:44:22] <kyonko> I get root 1/2 the time
[21:44:10] <Runaway1956> ? I get root al the time
[21:44:06] <kyonko> ROOTLESS NAS
[21:44:00] <kyonko> EVERYTHING MUST GO TO THE CLOUD
[21:43:46] <kyonko> linux doesn't allow you to have root
[21:42:31] <Runaway1956> I wouldn't know, maybe I should look at wife's computer?
[21:42:13] <kyonko> like some kind of satanic seti @ home
[21:41:58] <kyonko> facebook is doing some weird ass shit on your local host
[21:41:43] <kyonko> I don't get why people flock to monster spec computers
[21:39:01] <kyonko> zone alarm was really good, before they started firewalling at the isp to stop p2p and spam servers
[21:38:08] <kyonko> yeah like whats going on with mac os x right now with little snitch
[21:37:55] <Runaway1956> svchost.exe seemed to spawn and respawn with about half the various applications installed
[21:37:53] <kyonko> then I said fuck it
[21:37:40] <kyonko> later in the windows 7 era I moved to comodo internet security
[21:37:24] <kyonko> I tried using shit like trend micro's pc-cillin and zone alarm and never figured it out
[21:37:05] <kyonko> what was that?
[21:32:17] <Runaway1956> svchost was okay - until you had like 35 of them running at the same time
[21:27:32] <kyonko> remember svchost in windows xp
[21:27:27] <kyonko> heh
[21:25:55] <Runaway1956> they'll want a payoff
[21:25:48] <Runaway1956> it's the only way to keep Microsoft out of your crime spree
[21:25:38] <Runaway1956> all criminal minds use linux, don't they?
[21:23:30] <kyonko> bad idea to use console in an internet cafe
[21:23:02] <kyonko> who remembers the jesux and "criminal linux" hoaxes on slashdot in the 2000's?
[21:20:48] <kyonko> but never forget 9-11
[21:20:43] <kyonko> yeah well you are an old timer
[21:19:13] <Runaway1956> all stop and frisks are botched, by reason of being unconstitutional
[21:18:34] <kyonko> stop and frisk everyone, you just might find someone with a steak knife in an improvised sheath and a matchbox with litter tinder
[21:17:49] <kyonko> it was a botch stop and frisk
[21:17:21] <kyonko> iirc, he died from having his trachea crushed
[21:17:03] <kyonko> eric garner
[21:17:00] <kyonko> yeah remember that guy in nyc
[21:15:46] <halibut> giving a significant conclusion (see, for example, Fig. 5 in that citation).
[21:15:41] <systemd> ^ 03Police use of deadly force in the United States - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[21:15:40] <halibut> 1.15%? Citation needed. https://en.wikipedia.org lists multiple studies finding the difference is much larger. There are three recent studies listed that suggests there is not a racial disparity; two are considered flawed and the other concludes the issue is in fraction that get stopped. Citation 11, in particular, is listed as
[21:15:26] <kyonko> when in doubt, take a mouse, inject this mouse with fizzy bubbly broth, if it goes limp, fonzi goes eyyyyy
[21:14:32] <kyonko> they aren't brewing beer, they are brewing botulism
[21:13:48] <kyonko> so false positive criminal record? no gun for you!
[21:13:32] <kyonko> heh
[21:12:54] <chromas> it's not pre-infected like those tests, it's just false positive, like those other tests
[21:12:18] <kyonko> is this cheese ncov-19 +?
[21:09:38] <kyonko> i love lucy
[21:09:35] <kyonko> Tall ones
[21:09:10] <chromas> Wesa give yousa una bongo
[21:06:56] <kyonko> Bongo Pants
[21:05:25] <Runaway1956> Boga pants? Or Bogie pants?
[21:05:00] <kyonko> beckies in yoga pants
[21:02:51] <chromas> if you wanna be an axhole
[21:02:34] <kyonko> how long before we have self sitting children
[21:02:20] <kyonko> damn ax gets you laid if you wanna be a baby sitter for chad's kid
[20:59:53] <chromas> That's the ax body spray.
[20:59:25] <kyonko> 2020 gmo onions change the smell of your pits
[20:59:05] <kyonko> smells like feet
[20:56:50] * chromas sprinkles some cheese around the channel
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[17:49:16] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Little Red Riding Hood - Sam The Sham &amp; The Pharaohs
[17:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt little red riding hood pharaohs
[17:48:15] <Runaway1956> you look a lot like a big bad wolf
[17:48:03] <Runaway1956> You should probably eat her and make her happy again
[17:47:45] <FatPhil> She don't look happy now.
[17:47:08] * FatPhil shouts "Oi! Anna! Come look at this"
[17:46:45] <Runaway1956> fek albinos - spawn of satan and all that - I believe the superstitious bushmen in Africa
[17:46:07] <FatPhil> #AlbinoLivesMatter
[17:45:48] <Runaway1956> but you can't make it legal to be a criminal because there is melanin in your skin
[17:45:32] <Bender> karma - bodycams: 1
[17:45:32] <FatPhil> bodycams++
[17:45:16] <Runaway1956> bodycams is another damned good thing
[17:45:07] <Runaway1956> making it legal to make videos of cops went a long way
[17:44:30] <Runaway1956> cops can't line up an shoot 15 people dead just because they thought maybe they smell grass anymore
[17:43:39] <Runaway1956> legalizing marijuana is a helluva good start
[17:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, the problem is a bunch of fuckers think it's acceptable to stir up race hatred with outright lies to get themselves elected.
[17:43:22] <Runaway1956> Address the issues that let cops get away with shooting people, one by one, and see how that works out
[17:42:52] <Runaway1956> If they took their fight to the courts instead of the streets, it would be a helluva lot easier to support them
[17:42:31] <FatPhil> The problem is that a spoon of shit in a barrel of cognac is shit, but a spoon of cognac in a barrel of shit is still shit.
[17:41:28] <FatPhil> In particular when you consider what is killing the *yuuuuuge* majority of the victims of gun crime, namely residents in the same area, not cops.
[17:38:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mystery of London's 1952 Killer Fog is Solved - https://sylnt.us
[17:32:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> requerdanos, no such plight exists. black folks are 15% more likely than white folks to get killed to death by cops per adversarial interaction. and i don't mean 1% vs 16% (assuming a 1% rate for white folks), i mean 1% vs 1.15%. that's not even a rounding error.
[17:03:07] <Runaway1956> And, I don't mind mocking them whenever they pretend that a violent criminal's life is somehow equal to innocent lives
[17:02:10] <Runaway1956> So, it is your opinion that minority lives matter more than other lives?
[16:58:49] <requerdanos> You are making a difference, in more than one way.
[16:58:28] <requerdanos> Thank you for calling attention to the plight of minorities at the hands of a violent law enforcement system by making lame jokes riffing on the 'blm' phrase.
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[14:53:09] <Runaway1956> dark matters matter too!
[14:52:24] <lld> made of dark matter
[14:51:38] <Runaway1956> black helicopters matter
[14:05:35] <lld> needs more black helicopters
[14:01:02] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03U.S. Army Looks to Use Silent Technology for Next-generation Aircraft" (23 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:00:40] <systemd> Submitting "U.S. Army looks to use silent technology for next-generation aircraft"...
[14:00:38] <Runaway1956> =submit https://defence-blog.com
[13:46:43] <lld> there might have been children watching
[13:44:10] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08‘Good Referee, No Hesitation Fixing It’: UFC Official Herzog Hailed for Helping to Avert ‘Nipp" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:43:48] <systemd> Submitting "‘Good referee, no hesitation fixing it’: UFC official Herzog hailed for helping to avert ‘nipple slip’ in women’s bout (VIDEO)"...
[13:43:46] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.rt.com endangered great tits saved
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[13:34:46] <Runaway1956> "access denied" on Arab news?
[13:22:28] <c0lo> ^^ Tensions in the region are extraordinarily high after the assassination Friday of Mohsen Fakhrizadeh
[13:21:40] <c0lo> ^^ “There were no specific threats that triggered the return of the Nimitz Carrier Strike Group,” a spokeswoman said
[13:20:52] <systemd> ^ 03Arab News
[13:20:51] <c0lo> https://www.arabnews.com
[13:20:14] <systemd> ^ 03US sanctions Chinese, Russian firms over Iran dealings
[13:20:13] <c0lo> Looks like Pompeo was after Iran: https://www.aljazeera.com
[13:14:38] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Seemingly Ordinary Fossils May be Hiding Some Major Clues to the Past" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:14:16] <systemd> Submitting "Seemingly Ordinary Fossils May Be Hiding Some Major Clues to the Past"...
[13:14:12] <Runaway1956> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[12:47:34] <lld> is this reverse psychology?
[12:46:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Warp Drive News. Seriously! - https://sylnt.us - warp-and...weft?
[12:45:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Linus Torvalds Doubts Linux Will Get Ported to Apple M1 Hardware" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:45:23] <systemd> Submitting "Linus Torvalds doubts Linux will get ported to Apple M1 hardware"...
[12:45:21] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[12:39:33] <systemd> ^ 03A closer look at U.S. deaths due to COVID-19 - The Johns Hopkins News-Letter.pdf
[12:39:31] <Runaway1956> https://drive.google.com
[12:38:36] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Johns Hopkins Takes Down Article Showing US Deaths in 2020 No Different Than Prior Years - It Doesn'" (31 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:38:14] <systemd> Submitting "Johns Hopkins Takes Down Article Showing US Deaths in 2020 No Different than Prior Years - It Doesn't Fit their 'We're All Gonna Die' Narrative"...
[12:38:13] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.thegatewaypundit.com
[12:30:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Dave Prowse, Actor Who Played Darth Vader, Dies at 85" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:30:25] <systemd> Submitting "Dave Prowse, actor who played Darth Vader, dies at 85"...
[12:30:23] <c0lo> =submit https://apnews.com
[12:25:05] <Runaway1956> https://cdnv.rt.com
[12:18:28] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Kentucky Cops Attack Man Filming Arrest of Black Driver" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:18:06] <systemd> Submitting "Kentucky Cops Attack Man Filming Arrest Of Black Driver"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.bet.com )
[12:18:05] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.bet.com
[12:16:00] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Activating the Vagus Nerve Could Lower Your Risk for Covid-19 and Other Inflammatory Conditions -- S" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:15:39] <systemd> Submitting "Activating the vagus nerve could lower your risk for Covid-19 and other inflammatory conditions -- Sott.net"...
[12:15:36] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.sott.net
[12:01:56] <systemd> ^ 03Pro tip from The Bee: Skip the Black Friday deals and hold out for the next peaceful protest -- Sott.net
[12:01:55] <Runaway1956> https://www.sott.net
[11:58:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Scientists Might Know Why Astronauts Develop Health Problems in Space" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:58:25] <systemd> Submitting "Scientists might know why astronauts develop health problems in space"...
[11:58:23] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[11:46:53] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03NY Gym Owner Rips Up $15,000 Lockdown Fine on Live TV: "We Will Not Comply"" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:46:32] <systemd> Submitting "NY Gym Owner Rips Up $15,000 Lockdown Fine On Live TV: "We Will Not Comply""...
[11:46:30] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[11:46:18] * Runaway1956 already laughs a lot at the Hudson Twins
[11:46:01] <Runaway1956> listen to 'zumi? For laughs, maybe.
[11:43:33] <c0lo> Runaway, learning about cases of racism in his own backyard from canadians. Perhaps he'll even start listening to 'Zumi once she posts from canada.
[11:41:18] <systemd> ^ 03Lawsuit filed accusing Starbucks of firing person who refused to wear “Pride” shirt (op-ed)
[11:41:18] <Runaway1956> https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com
[11:36:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Black Santa Decorations Flood Neighbourhood After Man Receives Racist Letter" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:35:55] <systemd> Submitting "Black Santa decorations flood neighbourhood after man receives racist letter"...
[11:35:53] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.ctvnews.ca
[11:35:38] <Runaway1956> this is Arkansas and racism
[11:32:44] <systemd> ^ 03Supreme Court sets deadline for NJ response to religious gathering restrictions
[11:32:44] <Runaway1956> https://www.foxnews.com
[11:30:02] <lld> taxes!
[11:29:54] <lld> Runaway1956: >BBC ever getting broke
[11:28:34] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Watch: CNN Admits There are "Legal & Constitutional" Ways for Trump to Stay in Office" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:28:12] <systemd> Submitting "Watch: CNN Admits There Are "Legal & Constitutional" Ways For Trump To Stay In Office"...
[11:28:10] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[11:24:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Huge Blue Snow Dragon Providing Photo-op Joy to Saskatoon Residents - Saskatoon" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:24:33] <Runaway1956> it's so cold the dragons are getting blue
[11:24:24] <systemd> Submitting "Huge blue snow dragon providing photo-op joy to Saskatoon residents - Saskatoon"...
[11:24:22] <Runaway1956> =submit https://globalnews.ca
[11:22:30] <Runaway1956> ridding ourselves of underwear and pants, and replacing them with loincloths, will defeat the COVIDS
[11:22:05] <Runaway1956> Loincloths
[11:22:00] <systemd> ^ 03The Strangely Unscientific Masking Of America
[11:21:59] <Runaway1956> https://www.zerohedge.com
[11:15:39] <systemd> ^ 03Former Filipino Lawmaker and Attorney Says Smartmatic Pre-Loaded Machines with Ballots before Start of Manila Elections (VIDEO)
[11:15:39] <Runaway1956> https://www.thegatewaypundit.com
[11:15:08] <systemd> ^ 03Suspected 'Sovereign Citizen' arrested after carrying loaded firearm into MBTA Station in Boston
[11:15:07] <Runaway1956> https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com
[11:12:44] <systemd> ^ 03Get woke, go broke: BBC starting to lose core older audience -- Sott.net
[11:12:43] <Runaway1956> https://www.sott.net
[11:11:09] * Runaway1956 ships her some river otters
[11:10:54] <Runaway1956> So, the queen wants wood for her 70th?
[11:10:39] <systemd> ^ 03Brits planting trees to celebrate Queen Elizabeth’s 70th coronation
[11:10:38] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[11:06:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5404
[11:06:55] <Runaway1956> coffee++ need moar while I contemplate weak penis bones
[11:06:11] <lld> [The Outer Limits starts playing]
[11:05:56] <lld> it was the alien monolith
[11:05:52] <Runaway1956> Of course, that's California where EVERYTHING is known to cause cancer
[11:05:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Multiple Amazon Workers Hospitalized, Warehouse Evacuated After Exposure to "Unknown Substance"" (72 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:05:24] <systemd> Submitting "Multiple Amazon workers hospitalized, warehouse evacuated after exposure to "unknown substance""...
[11:05:21] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.newsweek.com
[11:03:34] <Runaway1956> The cat was probably in Dad's will,
[11:03:05] <systemd> ^ 03Man accused of killing dad’s cat with frying pan: police
[11:03:04] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[11:02:56] <Runaway1956> Gotta love those Mainiacs - sometimes they're as good as Florida man for laughs
[11:01:39] <lld> #Resist
[11:01:38] <Runaway1956> fekkin authoritarian democrats
[11:01:16] <Runaway1956> Well, the Supreme Court just slapped shit out of New York City over churches, maybe they do the same for bars soon
[11:00:24] <Runaway1956> the little news they publish is always days old, and it's spammy as hell
[11:00:13] <systemd> ^ 03NYC Pub Borrows a Page From Leftists in Lockdown Dispute
[11:00:12] <lld> https://townhall.com
[11:00:02] * Runaway1956 should remove CNET from news feeds -
[10:59:58] <lld> and men with hairy chins
[10:58:44] <Runaway1956> without razor blades we have women with hairy legs and armpits, right?
[10:57:23] <systemd> ^ 03Over 1,300 people in UK misdiagnosed with COVID-19 after lab error
[10:57:22] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[10:57:17] <Runaway1956> I'm sure glad covid tests are always accurate
[10:55:25] <lld> far more valuable than alien artifacts :)
[10:55:17] <lld> razor blades are luxury items
[10:55:02] <Runaway1956> intergalactic peace offering melted down for razor blades
[10:54:32] <Runaway1956> I figure a bunch of homeless people hauled it off to the junkyard
[10:54:28] <lld> we got pyramids instead
[10:54:09] <Runaway1956> That's what I told them lld but they didn't listen
[10:53:49] <lld> humanity doesn't deserve the monolith
[10:53:48] <systemd> ^ 03Seattle-area homeowners report ‘sovereign citizen’ property seizure attempts: report
[10:53:47] <Runaway1956> https://www.foxnews.com
[10:49:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03That Mysterious Monolith Found in US Desert? It’s Gone, Officials Say" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:49:05] <systemd> Submitting "That mysterious monolith found in US desert? It’s gone, officials say"...
[10:49:02] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.irishtimes.com
[10:48:50] <Runaway1956> The aliens came back and took their monolith
[10:47:09] <systemd> ^ 03California man confronts out-of-towner putting up swastika stickers
[10:47:08] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[10:46:45] <Runaway1956> you got a baculum infection?
[10:44:12] <AzumaHazuki> from the argumentum-ad-baculum dept
[10:43:09] <Runaway1956> !boner fatphil
[10:43:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Weaker Penis Bones in River Otters Linked to Oilsands Contaminants in New Study - News AKMI" (30 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:42:39] <systemd> Submitting "Weaker penis bones in river otters linked to oilsands contaminants in new study - News AKMI"...
[10:42:35] <Runaway1956> boner
[10:42:24] <Runaway1956> =submit https://newsakmi.com
[10:38:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Singaporean Mother Gives Birth to Baby With COVID-19 Antibodies" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:38:12] <systemd> Submitting "Singaporean mother gives birth to baby with COVID-19 antibodies"...
[10:38:10] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[10:38:00] <Runaway1956> whoops, didn't submit
[10:37:43] <Runaway1956> or, at least, the antibodies for it can cross that barrier
[10:37:30] <systemd> ^ 03Singaporean mother gives birth to baby with COVID-19 antibodies
[10:37:29] <Runaway1956> https://www.aljazeera.com
[10:37:16] <Runaway1956> Covid does not respect the placental barrier
[10:36:20] <systemd> ^ 03Young fisherman reels in monster catch twice his size
[10:36:19] <Runaway1956> https://www.9news.com.au
[10:36:13] <Runaway1956> I want to see themightybuzzard top this
[09:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Fractal Dimensionality of Space - https://sylnt.us - The-B-stands-for-Benoit-B-Mandelbrot
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[05:54:46] <Bender> Added quote 1007
[05:54:46] <chromas> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[05:30:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone wants to think they're more mature but let an old grandma lady bend over to get a can of lard off the bottom shelf at the market and rip one off, maturity and sophistication go right out the window.
[05:28:11] <chromas> and he says he doesn't find fart jokes funny anymore
[05:27:14] <Bytram> and on that (brown) note, have a great night everybody/
[05:26:27] <Bytram> Eww! That's... gross!
[05:26:08] <Bytram> tbird didn't specify, either... but saw enough of them flagged that way and others not flagged, bot me curious
[05:25:33] <Bender> karma - bytram: 144
[05:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram++
[05:25:08] <chromas> Yeah it's a link thing. I don't remember what it said 'cause I always just delete the email without reading it
[05:24:48] <Bytram> naah, it stinks!
[05:24:38] <Bytram> chromas: it seems to me to be dependent on the mention of a dodgy domain domain in the stats email I got
[05:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, fish farts sub! biology, politics, and fart humor all in one!
[05:23:22] * systemd cordially penetrates a maildir of beverage with Bytram
[05:23:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> =gparted Bytram
[05:23:15] <chromas> it's all the links
[05:23:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, the stats are nearly worthless, so it's not entirely inaccurate.
[05:23:12] <Bytram> too tired to think straight... bedtime for me
[05:22:52] <Bytram> I got that often enought with Tbird
[05:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> my phone's a shit camera or i would
[05:22:45] <chromas> you scammin' mem brah?
[05:22:28] <chromas> lel, kmail always warns me the sn stats email might be a scam
[05:22:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> biggest moonbow i've ever seen by a long ways though. and bright enough you can actually make out the colors, if barely.
[05:21:58] <Bytram> 'zactly -- thought I said that earlier
[05:21:51] <chromas> pics or it didn't happen
[05:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you wouldn't. you'd need the same cloud cover
[05:20:58] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: atmospheric effect depends on temp and humidity. I doubt I'd see what you are seeing at this distance from you.
[05:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> bots aren't smart, they're just dumb at really high speeds.
[05:20:25] <chromas> What I mean is certain people keep submitting trash; it'd be cool to have the bot ignore those subs
[05:19:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, subs aren't meant for perusing, they're there so folks won't sub dupes.
[05:18:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> just stepped out for a smoke and there's a full circle moonbow straight overhead taking up like 30-40 degrees worth of sky
[05:18:16] <Bytram> At least it seems to be less of a problem than having few/no subs at all!
[05:17:53] <chromas> True, but so many of the subs just don't need to exist
[05:17:33] <Bytram> I do not see bot subs as being a problem. The submitter's nick is clearly there on the subs list page, even when viewed as an AC. Just scan down the RHS... just like we do!
[05:14:48] <chromas> then print out a ;) into a secret, staff-only channel so we know
[05:14:28] <chromas> unless I have it just pretend to sub
[05:14:20] <chromas> I could put in a filter to not sub certain bs but I already learned they just use MrPlow when systemd won't take it
[05:13:12] <Bytram> chromas: yes, I noticed that SoyCow came and left and also made 3 story subs -- and left no way for us to reply to them.
[05:12:58] <systemd> ^ 03List of things named after Donald Trump - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[05:12:56] <halibut> c0lo: True. There are some things actually named after him, though. Here are at least two, with a third proposed: https://en.wikipedia.org (also, see the Trump Footlong link for an amusing tidbit).
[05:11:08] <chromas> but SoyCow's gone now
[05:11:01] <chromas> They're the ones clogging the shitter—I mean subs hole with retarded bullshit
[05:10:44] * MrPlow smakes aristarchus upside the head with a sheeny curse
[05:10:43] <chromas> #smake aristarchus
[05:10:36] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with Ethanol-fueled's 5" extender
[05:10:36] <chromas> #smake Runaway1956
[05:10:25] <chromas> no
[04:16:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hawaii Leaks Freshwater through Underground Rivers - https://sylnt.us - drill-some-wells
[03:30:35] <c0lo> halibut, no chance to remane something already discovered/named long ago
[02:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, too much west indies goods in my coffee tonight to finish coding the bot. vidya time.
[02:54:49] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with an NCommander novel
[02:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[02:37:38] <halibut> The video includes some creepy examples of mimicry, including moths and caterpillars that look alarmingly like snake heads.
[02:36:45] <systemd> ^ 03Meet The Trumpapillar: The Venomous Caterpillar That Perfectly Mimics The Donald's Hair
[02:36:43] <halibut> Concerning orange things to name after Trump: It's not an official name, but the Asp Caterpillar is unofficially named the Trumpapillar: https://www.discovermagazine.com (the YouTube video in the article is amusing, too).
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[02:33:50] <SoyCow8170> jump through hoops to figure it out *
[02:31:03] <SoyCow8170> If the queue list has a max queue count (and not a max number of days before being bumped off) then upstart probably shouldn't contribute to that max count and it should have its own separate max count allowing for the submissions of others to persist on the subs queue even if those submissions have been there before some of upstart's prior posts.
[02:24:09] <SoyCow8170> others because upstart ‘bumped’ them off the queue list.
[02:23:27] <SoyCow8170> Also upstart hogs the subs queue. Perhaps there should be a way to filter out the subs queue by name so that I can either omit or include specific names and scan through stuff that's not by upstart. Especially since this seems to be 'generated bot-o-matically!', maybe I want to see articles by non-bots without being overly cluttered with bot generated submissions. It should also be noted that the massive number of submissions by u
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[02:20:43] <SoyCow8170> Soylentnews posts the timestamps of articles and comments but it doesn't post the time zone. So when I submit a comment or read an article it says 5:34 PM for example but that doesn't really mean much to me if the time zone isn't mentioned. I suggest the time zone should be next to the comment or article. 5:34 PM PT or 5:34PM UTC or whatever. That way I (anyone) can conveniently stick that into google and have it translate what t
[02:20:42] <SoyCow8170> Hey all
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[01:49:53] <systemd> ^ 03Making an unpickable lock. Calling locksmiths
[01:49:50] <c0lo> Incidental locksmith porn https://www.youtube.com
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[01:05:29] <Runaway1956> donovan won't share his reefer
[01:05:21] <AzumaHazuki> the obvious candidate is the covid coronavirus
[01:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and since that phrase reminded me, time to watch donovan's reef again
[01:04:32] <c0lo> Like in all orange, like the convict suits?
[01:04:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, freezin from sittin around all day. time for some west indies goods in a cup of coffee.
[01:04:10] <Runaway1956> has to be hairy?
[01:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it should be orange
[01:03:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> they gotta find an appropriate one i spose. took years to find a good obama one.
[01:03:25] <SedBot> <c0lo> Trump has not even been worthy to name parasites after him?
[01:03:24] <c0lo> s/mane/name/
[01:03:13] <c0lo> Trump has not even been worthy to mane parasites after him?
[01:02:54] <Runaway1956> fifth cousin, twice removed - probably knows the real Obama better than any of us
[01:02:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:01:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.popsci.com Here you go, guys n gals, science and politics all in one go. Have a nice argue.
[01:00:33] <c0lo> I don't get it, what's so funny in 130? (grin)
[00:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[00:56:17] <c0lo> I don't like testicles for their smell, I'm not feeling any solidarity with hogs and bulls.
[00:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> cholesterol is delicious though
[00:55:21] <AzumaHazuki> there's a lot of cholesterol in organ meat, which is why i mostly stick to beef heart (much less than other organs)
[00:54:51] <c0lo> The major risk with eating brains is in dying of heart/vascular diseases. Very fatty.
[00:54:07] <AzumaHazuki> solidarity? meat is meat.
[00:53:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> except testicles. not for grossness reasons, just for solidarity.
[00:53:23] <AzumaHazuki> if that weren't a risk i'd eat those too
[00:53:13] <AzumaHazuki> c0lo: no, just don't want prion diseases
[00:53:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll eat cajun food. which is to say anything that doesn't eat me first best two out of three.
[00:52:31] <c0lo> (grin)
[00:52:27] <c0lo> Squeamish, 'zumi?
[00:51:25] <AzumaHazuki> i will not eat nervous tissue, but heart, kidney, liver etc is fair game
[00:50:47] <c0lo> Liver pate has no "texture" so to speak. And kidney pies have just exactly the proper amount of stink to make them yummy.
[00:48:17] <FatPhil> I have no problem with kidneys, liver, and hearts, there's no squick factor surrounding innards. I'm just very texture sensitive, and know I wouldn't like the texture.
[00:47:27] <c0lo> Worth it, FatPhil.
[00:47:03] <FatPhil> if you want to catch scrapie
[00:46:42] <c0lo> Mmmmm.... sheep brains with fried onion on a slice of bread cut from a cob. That's food for cold weather alright.
[00:46:18] <FatPhil> there's almost certainly some in haggis, because there's everything in haggis
[00:45:58] <FatPhil> I don't think I've ever knowingly had tripe, and am not sure I want to change that
[00:45:18] <AzumaHazuki> one of the junior pharmacists saw the beef heart and sweet potato stew i made for lunch and got all squicked when told what it was
[00:44:46] <AzumaHazuki> i get the funniest reactions from people when talking about offal recipes. everyone *except* the squeamish white people in the room is happily sharing theirs
[00:44:44] <c0lo> Best cure for hangover.
[00:44:15] <AzumaHazuki> that sounds amazing
[00:44:07] <c0lo> Tripe soup is going well. 2-3 more hours of simmering before putting it together.
[00:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me while i go steal a sausage patty or two.
[00:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> RandomFactor, there's no beef vs pork bbq wars. brisket is delicious and so is pork butt. just different varieties of delicious.
[00:31:12] * RandomFactor wanders off towards the kitchen hoping for anything not soy based.
[00:30:33] <Runaway1956> the only oil that gets near it is maybe the butter you sauteed your onions in
[00:30:16] <Runaway1956> done properly, a grilled steak is not "fried"
[00:29:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, but it's beef that isn't ground.
[00:29:42] <RandomFactor> But it's better than when it started
[00:29:30] <c0lo> Whatever you fry is not steak.
[00:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> salt is acceptable as well
[00:29:07] <chromas> unless you're chicken-frying it
[00:29:01] <Runaway1956> no suace, no gravy, no nothin
[00:29:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> right
[00:28:53] <Runaway1956> real steak needs no breading - you throw it on the grill, flip it, and eat it
[00:28:49] <RandomFactor> This sounds like the Beef vs Pork BBQ wars
[00:28:42] <c0lo> Meh, Americans calling a snitzel "steake"
[00:28:34] * chromas braises the steaks
[00:28:26] <chromas> Steak fight!
[00:28:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> bite your tongue. ground beef can not be a chicken fried steak.
[00:28:02] <c0lo> This is what the teeth are for. Go through a 1kg rump steak. Blue rare.
[00:27:58] <Runaway1956> unless it's the toughest steak you've ever seen, run through a meat tenerizer six times
[00:27:38] <Runaway1956> It's not "steak" c0lo, it a "hamburger steak" in almost all cases
[00:27:25] <RandomFactor> An 11 hour drive just seems too much
[00:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, steak-adjacent anyway. it's what would be very tough meat mechanically tenderized.
[00:27:16] <c0lo> Why... would one bread 800g of a steak?
[00:26:55] <RandomFactor> There's a place north of Houston that makes a mighty fine one "Goodson's Cafe'
[00:26:46] <c0lo> Breaded steak?
[00:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i know, right? it's an abomination unto nuggan
[00:26:13] <Runaway1956> you just live in a bad town, I presume
[00:26:07] <chromas> sweet gravy? wtf
[00:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, cube steak breaded like fried chicken.
[00:26:05] <SedBot> <c0lo> chicken steak? That's more than oxymoronic, it's in the moronic territory.
[00:26:05] <c0lo> s/stake/steak/
[00:25:43] <Runaway1956> Tennessee? Should make good gravy
[00:25:40] <c0lo> chicken stake? That's more than oxymoronic, it's in the moronic territory.
[00:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> the biscuits are dry and crunchy and the gravy is SWEET
[00:25:29] <chromas> You must teach them
[00:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i really wish this town knew how to do biscuits n gravy. the local mom n pop place sucks ALL OF THE ASS at both.
[00:24:57] <RandomFactor> Gawd i would love a good chicken fried steak right about now
[00:24:12] <c0lo> RandomFactor with a glass or two of nice white wine.
[00:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> RandomFactor, she's trying to poison you, obviously.
[00:23:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> white for lunch n dinner if it includes taters or chicken fried steak
[00:23:27] <Runaway1956> white for breakfast, brown for lunch and dinner
[00:23:18] <RandomFactor> Why would mum pack up a bunch of turkey for me to take home and not include gravy? How am i supposed to eat WHITE MEAT without GRAVY???
[00:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i acknowledge its existence but there's very few places gravy shouldn't be white.
[00:22:37] * Runaway1956 loves good brown gravy
[00:22:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay then.
[00:22:30] <Runaway1956> no, not for biscuits, just talking about gravy in general
[00:22:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can kill him now, zumi
[00:22:13] <SedBot> <Runaway1956> actually, I do my best gravy with brown roux gravy - gotta just almost burn the flour to get it right
[00:22:13] <Runaway1956> s/flower/flour/
[00:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> brown gravy for biscuits?
[00:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not even a joke. he'd leave the cardboard under one and forget about the other until it was black.
[00:21:44] <Runaway1956> actually, I do my best gravy with brown roux gravy - gotta just almost burn the flower to get it right
[00:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell no. i LIKE biscuits n gravy. i wouldn't let a guy who can't make a digornio pizza right best two out of three try his hand at gravy.
[00:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's okay with cornbread too but that's about it
[00:20:16] * Runaway1956 makes some good gravy most of the time
[00:20:02] <Runaway1956> no biscuits and gravy?
[00:20:00] <chromas> it's not a chubbo on a bicycle
[00:19:39] * Runaway1956 doesn't look at tweeter
[00:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> sausage n eggs for dinner btw. that's about all i let TR cook. out of self defense.
[00:19:23] * FatPhil comfort drinks
[00:19:09] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[00:19:08] <chromas> https://twitter.com
[00:18:39] * c0lo gives the Ok to FatPhil acting triggered. Good chances to be interesting
[00:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i needs me some hog jowls. they're what bacon wants to be when it grows up.
[00:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oil drum of boiling water, chain, tractor bucket
[00:17:33] * Runaway1956 looks at extremely fat people and sees that hog laid out on the table
[00:17:13] <Runaway1956> Who here has ever butchered a hog?
[00:17:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> several hundred pounds more occasionally
[00:17:05] * FatPhil wonders if he can fake being triggered...
[00:16:51] <Runaway1956> objectively, lol - there's a lot of object there
[00:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> quite a lot more even
[00:16:34] <c0lo> No matter the topic.
[00:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's silly. they're objectively more human than you are.
[00:16:23] <c0lo> Yes, Runaway, episodes of you stopping the thinking aren't uncommon.
[00:15:49] <Runaway1956> there is some point at which I stop thinking of very large people as "human"
[00:15:23] * Runaway1956 passes
[00:15:08] <c0lo> You've seen nothing. But I'll abstain posting them on a general interest channel. You can use google image search with "big fat ass on a bicycle" for yer kinks.
[00:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't makin mac n cheese with mozzarella or jack, i ain't unwrapping a gerzillion singles for it either. the wicked sharp cheddar, parmesan, and some insanely stinky white cheese we can't bring ourselves to open are out too.
[00:14:30] <AzumaHazuki> i will never understand how people let themselves get like this
[00:13:33] <Runaway1956> her CALF is as large as the little girl FFS
[00:12:52] <Runaway1956> her thigh is larger than the child in the carseat
[00:12:49] <chromas> She's the singular reason stores aren't dealing with change now—she's hogging it all
[00:12:23] <AzumaHazuki> good lord, she's like 2 of me and change
[00:12:04] <Runaway1956> that woman is approaching 3 feet
[00:12:02] * c0lo emailing cheese is SPAM
[00:12:02] <chromas> c0lo: (it's not real gubbermint cheese hehehe...shhhhh)
[00:11:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, no worries. i wouldn't download a cheese.
[00:11:54] <Runaway1956> you judge for yourself - https://i.imgur.com
[00:11:42] * c0lo tsh-tsh'es at chromas, you should let TMB donwload that cheese
[00:11:38] <chromas> I've seen some pretty, uh, diametrically enhanced people 'round here in the northwest
[00:11:03] <AzumaHazuki> 3' wide would be like...400 pounds
[00:10:58] <AzumaHazuki> do 3-foot-wide asses even exist outside of the Southeast and Texas(s)? My hip circumference isn't much more than 3' all the way around
[00:10:46] * chromas emails tmb a brick o' gubbermint cheese
[00:10:40] <SedBot> <c0lo> On a bicycle apparently.
[00:10:40] <c0lo> s/aparr/appar/
[00:10:31] <Runaway1956> with real process cheese food?
[00:10:18] <chromas> time for some mac 'n' cheese
[00:09:58] <c0lo> On a bicycle aparrently.
[00:09:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah, emergency stash of leftover ribs depleted and TR still ain't started dinner.
[00:09:29] <Runaway1956> how does a person balance a 3-foot wide ass on a 4-inch wide seat?
[00:09:09] <c0lo> Runaway said nothing about
[00:09:01] <Runaway1956> no, c0lo posted the crush . . .
[00:08:37] <Bender> karma - c0lo: 14
[00:08:37] <chromas> c0lo++
[00:08:25] <AzumaHazuki> so Uzzard likes farts and Runaway has a masochistic crush fetish?
[00:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff. cat it is then. i think i've reached the human pinnacle of napping already, so that's the next logical step.
[00:08:11] <c0lo> May your wish be granted, TMB. https://i.imgur.com
[00:08:08] <chromas> so when he turns into a bicycle seat, he'll just have something to laugh about
[00:07:57] * Runaway1956 considers coming back as some kind of toxic insect, and crawling on a woman's bicycle seat
[00:07:57] <AzumaHazuki> ...that would somehow not surprise me
[00:07:50] <c0lo> TMB likes both.
[00:07:44] <chromas> oh no, not a fart!
[00:07:37] <AzumaHazuki> they are real. they are legend. they are god-awful
[00:07:15] <AzumaHazuki> no you don't. i have two words for you: period. farts.
[00:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always wanted to come back as a womens' bicycle seat
[00:06:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> now trading foodstamps for folding money is bad but selling something you own? nah.
[00:05:58] <AzumaHazuki> you guys crack me up. i can't wait to see where you two nutbars reincarnate
[00:05:50] * c0lo thinks there's a premium market for gubmint cheese in US
[00:05:23] <Runaway1956> What benefit fraud? He has more cheese than he can eat, and I have less cheese than I can eat
[00:05:23] <AzumaHazuki> sure, sure, and it's not torture, it's "enhanced interrogation"
[00:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not benefit fraud. that's commerce.
[00:04:58] <AzumaHazuki> how very leftist of you
[00:04:55] <AzumaHazuki> so you'd commit benefit fraud? :)
[00:04:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[00:04:33] <Runaway1956> that stuff is GOOD
[00:04:26] <Runaway1956> Hey, I'd pay a welfare recipient ten bucks for his five pount block of cheese,
[00:04:20] <AzumaHazuki> you should have gone out and hunted wild, free cheese with your bare hands
[00:04:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> toldja i was poor back in the day.
[00:03:56] <AzumaHazuki> real americans don't take charity frim duh eebil gubbamint
[00:03:47] <AzumaHazuki> sounds like commie talk to me
[00:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[00:03:19] <Runaway1956> government cheese and government peanut butter with the oil floating on top - premium foods!
[00:02:57] <Runaway1956> true
[00:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> well aware of this. and the 5lb blocks of "government cheese" make the best mac n cheese ever.
[00:02:34] <Runaway1956> usually found right beside the imitation cheese foods process stuff
[00:02:34] * chromas throws a brick of colby at tmb
[00:02:07] * chromas logs in to see how many cycles his pressure cooker can do before he has to renew his subscription
[00:02:02] <Runaway1956> American Cheese comes in *real* cheese varieties too
[00:01:59] <AzumaHazuki> no need to. just remember how long you set it for
[00:01:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> mozzarella and monterey jack melt okay and would be acceptable but they're even weaker flavored than kraft
[00:01:19] <chromas> if you don't have wifi, how do you get an email when the pressure's over 9,000?