#soylent | Logs for 2020-11-23

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[01:01:30] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[01:01:32] <systemd> Submitting "A solar-powered rocket might be our ticket to interstellar space"...
[01:01:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A Solar-powered Rocket Might be Our Ticket to Interstellar Space" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:04:00] <Runaway1956> I'm a bit skeptical - no matter how great a thrust you get near the sun, the further you go, the less you get
[01:04:08] <Runaway1956> and you still need reaction mass . . .
[01:05:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Panasonic Announces its Own Transparent OLED Display - https://sylnt.us - the-future-is-here
[01:16:35] <Runaway1956> =submit https://torrentfreak.com
[01:16:37] <systemd> Submitting "Youtube-dl Wins Reprieve But Deezer & Spotify Downloaders Are On Thin Ice * TorrentFreak"...
[01:16:58] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Youtube-dl Wins Reprieve but Deezer & Spotify Downloaders are on Thin Ice * TorrentFreak" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:17:44] <Bytram> Runaway1956: similar story coming up real soon: https://soylentnews.org
[01:17:45] <systemd> ^ 03GitHub Revamps Copyright Takedown Policy After Restoring YouTube-dl - SoylentNews
[01:18:04] <Runaway1956> OK, good
[01:19:35] <Runaway1956> I need to read more, but it appears the torrentfreak story goes further . . . still reading
[01:24:54] <Fnord666> Damn. I thought the new story was going to touch upon the key difference between YouTube and these other services, but they missed it completely IIUC
[01:25:07] <Runaway1956> Here's another of those tricky headlines -
[01:25:12] <Runaway1956> https://www.independent.co.uk
[01:25:14] <systemd> ^ 03National Guard troops replace prison inmates at overflowing Texas morgue as Covid deaths soar
[01:25:59] <Fnord666> Well, they do skim by it. "“Importantly, youtube-dl does not decrypt video streams that are encrypted with commercial DRM technologies, such as Widevine, that are used by subscription video sites, such as Netflix,” the EFF statement reads.
[01:25:59] <Fnord666> "
[01:26:45] <Fnord666> LOL, yeah you could read that headline a couple of ways...
[01:35:43] <lld> lawyers didn't know that
[01:36:55] <lld> I had to explain what a Linux bootable image is, and that having bash in it doesn't make the kernel GPLv3
[01:55:19] <Bytram> Fnord666++ beg-o-meter prime
[01:55:19] <Bender> karma - fnord666: 28
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[02:09:58] <Runaway1956> headline says "Can A Republican Version Of The Squad Be Successful?"
[02:10:08] <Runaway1956> and I ask, "WTF FOR???"
[02:10:25] <Runaway1956> emulating idiocy is still idiocy
[02:11:57] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.thedrive.com
[02:11:58] <systemd> Submitting "How the New Copper Ban Is Affecting High-Performance Car Brakes"...
[02:12:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03How the New Copper Ban is Affecting High-Performance Car Brakes" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:12:49] <lld> but that's their whole plan, making idiocy bipartisan
[02:13:51] <Runaway1956> Uppity whitehats . . .
[02:14:01] <Runaway1956> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[02:14:02] <systemd> Submitting "WhiteHat Jr’s founder files $2.6M defamation suit against critic – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; https://social.techcrunch.com )
[02:14:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03WhiteHat Jr’s Founder Files $2.6M Defamation Suit Against Critic – TechCrunch" (24 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:14:51] <Runaway1956> toxic whitehatedness
[02:17:22] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.waynedupree.com
[02:17:23] <systemd> Submitting "CNN's "Fact-Check" of Dominion Backfires and Whips Up Even More Concern and Suspicion - WayneDupree.com"...
[02:17:45] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08CNN's "Fact-Check" of Dominion Backfires and Whips Up Even More Concern and Suspicion - WayneDupree." (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:19:17] <Runaway1956> Grand Theft John Deere?
[02:19:22] <Runaway1956> https://www.washingtontimes.com
[02:19:23] <systemd> ^ 03Police: man arrested after stealing a tractor
[02:19:49] <Runaway1956> GTA should work that into their games
[02:20:15] <lld> socialist realism GTA
[02:20:27] <lld> no more sports cars, only tractors
[02:22:31] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[02:22:33] <systemd> Submitting "A Brazilian Writer Saw a Tweet as Tame Satire. Then Came the Lawsuits."...
[02:22:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A Brazilian Writer Saw a Tweet as Tame Satire. Then Came the Lawsuits." (37 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[02:28:18] <Runaway1956> https://redstate.com
[02:28:19] <systemd> ^ 03Chris Christie Waddles to Lead the SurrenderCon Pack
[02:28:26] <Runaway1956> click the link just to look at the pic
[02:28:35] <Runaway1956> "christie waddles" LOL
[02:29:15] <Runaway1956> He's in danger of no longer being able to reach the table when he bellies up
[02:39:10] <Runaway1956> Just the time you begin to forget the aliens, they're up to no good again
[02:39:15] <Runaway1956> https://www.washingtontimes.com
[02:39:17] <systemd> ^ 03Police: Man wanted for questioning in fatal Roswell shooting
[02:47:45] <c0lo> Who is Chris Christie? You started to mock RINOs, Runaway1956?
[02:58:07] <Runaway1956> Chris Christie is the blob seen in the photo waddling beside Barrack Obama
[02:58:50] <Runaway1956> mocking phat people does not preclude mocking RINOs does it?
[02:59:58] <c0lo> And??... he's fat for a while, how come he became the subject of your attention only now?
[03:00:28] <Runaway1956> Because I've not actually seen photos of him in all his glorious phatness
[03:02:08] <Runaway1956> I mean, like, you're probably homely as a drop bear's anterior end, but it won't become an issue if you don't publish photos of yourself
[03:02:45] <c0lo> Mmmm... if you scout-honour say the "national embarrassment" remark doesn't play into your mockery, I'll believe you this time.
[03:03:38] <Runaway1956> The national embarrassment bit? I'm beginning to sway that way. It's getting real close to time that Trump puts up or shuts up.
[03:05:09] <c0lo> Meh, Trump has nothing to put up. Not even his penis, if we are to believe #TrumpMicroPenis on Twatter.
[03:05:32] * Runaway1956 is not fixated on phat people's penises
[03:06:14] <Runaway1956> We may be doomed to a hair sniffing president . . . until he strokes out, or the 25th his ass.
[03:07:11] <Runaway1956> s/the/they
[03:07:11] * SedBot hurls a / at Rinewo1956!
[03:07:21] <Runaway1956> s/the/they/
[03:07:21] <SedBot> <Renuwo1956> We may be doomed to a hair sniffing president . . . until he strokes out, or they 25th his ass.
[03:08:37] <Runaway1956> HARK! I hear sounds of distress from yon bedroom!
[03:09:01] <Runaway1956> Oh, it's just me pillow, feeling lonely and neglected.
[03:09:13] <c0lo> I promise I won't laugh or gloat if you turn the Covid corner before Biden strokes out. Telling this to you because it's a real possibility.
[03:09:46] <Runaway1956> Oh well, shit happens, right?
[03:09:58] <c0lo> Unfortunatelly yes.
[03:10:23] <c0lo> (doesn't always need to, but it happens)
[03:10:24] <Runaway1956> just remember, Biden is a decade older than I am, lol
[03:11:33] <Runaway1956> so after Biden and I (and Trump) are all dead and gone, the world will have to deal with Harris!
[03:11:40] <c0lo> But his GP didn't left him, did he?
[03:11:58] <Runaway1956> GP general practitioner?
[03:12:10] <c0lo> Oh, wow, dealing with Harris. What a tragedy.
[03:12:12] <Runaway1956> He has outlived three or four of them by now
[03:12:18] <c0lo> (GP - yes)
[03:12:25] <Runaway1956> I have only outlived one.
[03:13:43] <c0lo> So, I get you managed to find another GP after the one you had retired a year or so ago.
[03:14:17] <Runaway1956> Dr. Khao didn't retire - he had the nerve to just up and die, and leave everyone in the lurch
[03:14:28] <Runaway1956> I thought there was a law against that or something
[03:14:52] <Runaway1956> I kinda miss him - he liked to talk about Home Sweet Home in Vietnam.
[03:16:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - COBOL : Built to Last - https://sylnt.us - no-bitrot-here
[03:18:55] * Runaway1956 heads off to comfort his pillow
[04:22:06] <c0lo> ,Uh, the week starts common-sensically boring, Trump let the Kraken go: https://www.forbes.com
[04:22:07] <systemd> ^ 03Trump Campaign Cuts Ties With Lawyer Sidney Powell Who Promoted Wild Election Fraud Conspiracy Theories
[04:25:10] <c0lo> Halp, I can't even LOL https://twitter.com
[04:25:11] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
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[04:50:45] <c0lo> The Republican party without Trump: https://twitter.com
[04:50:46] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[04:52:22] <c0lo> You will discover the disappointment under the #RINO tag these days. Liberals are the enemy and so the Republicans. Who's gonna take care of them? https://twitter.com
[04:52:24] <systemd> ^ 03Search Twitter - #RINO ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[05:09:53] <c0lo> They against whole generations https://twitter.com
[05:09:54] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[05:16:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airbnb Details Years of Losses Ahead of Planned IPO - https://sylnt.us - web-2.0-business-model
[05:27:43] <chromas> Runaway1956: I dunno about The Squad, but we already have Republican Space Rangers
[05:36:11] <chromas> https://www.facebook.com
[05:36:12] <systemd> ^ 03Walla Walla County Sheriff's Office ( https://m.facebook.com )
[05:36:40] <chromas> "In the midst of a worldwide pandemic, WWSO makes the largest seizure of stolen toilet paper in agency history.
[05:36:40] <chromas> This weekend, a watchful citizen interrupted a residential burglary in progress. He was able to call 911 and safely follow the fleeing burglar for long enough to provide a vehicle description. Unfortunately, poor cell coverage and an aggressively driving thief combined and thwarted deputies’ initial efforts in apprehending the suspect.
[05:36:40] <chromas> However, several hours later, deputies located the subject in his disabled vehicle. The toilet paper in his vehicle was in the same unique packaging that deputies had seen earlier in the residence.
[05:36:40] <chromas> The Oregon man was arrested and booked into jail, and a search warrant served on his vehicle. Over $1000 in stolen items were recovered, in addition to 108 rolls of priceless toilet paper.
[05:36:40] <chromas> The investigation is ongoing. "
[05:58:37] <c0lo> Shitty times.
[06:56:16] <chromas> After all that hard work, they must be really wiped
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[07:25:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How the New Copper Ban is Affecting High-Performance Car Brakes - https://sylnt.us - give-me-a-brake!
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[07:40:57] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[07:41:00] <systemd> ^ 03Back To The Future Pitch Meeting
[07:43:28] <c0lo> Wiped or not, there they go, down the drain
[09:16:14] <carny> the soylent onion is dead again
[09:19:44] <c0lo> https://twitter.com
[09:19:45] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[09:28:48] <FatPhil> https://www.brookings.edu
[09:28:51] <systemd> ^ 03Biden-voting counties equal 70% of America’s economy. What does this mean for the nation’s political-economic divide?
[09:32:07] <carny> it will be interesting to see how those counties fare if the flyover counties stop sending them food
[09:34:21] <FatPhil> they'll start eating blockchain, I hear it can do everything
[09:36:39] <carny> it might be good for the planet if we took a year to write down everything that was true and wholesome and food for humanity then stopped feeding all the elites
[09:36:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Latest Ebola Outbreak in the DRC is Over - https://sylnt.us - hope-it-stays-stopped
[09:37:07] <carny> that would be a great reset i could get behind even if i had to go down with the elites
[09:38:00] <c0lo> I guess they'll start buying food from Australia (large grin)
[09:38:40] <FatPhil> yeah, I'm not sure I know what the parent poster here was on: https://soylentnews.org
[09:38:41] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | High Prevalence of SARS-CoV-2 Antibodies in Pets from COVID-19+ Households
[09:41:14] <carny> s/food/good/
[09:42:42] <FatPhil> However, I have theoretical objections to GDP as a concept anyway. It's trivial to construct 2 systems which are indistinguishable yet have completely different GDPs.
[09:44:06] <carny> what better ways are there of measuring the performance of a nation that are more scientific and testable than touring the country side and talking to thousands of people?
[09:46:13] <FatPhil> it's a classic case of looking for your car keys under the lamppost.
[09:46:30] <FatPhil> it's easier to look at that, so that's what we'll look at.
[09:55:02] <c0lo> "re more scientific and testable than touring the country side and talking to thousands of people?" Really? Reproducible? Falsifiable?
[09:56:22] <c0lo> 13 years ago people (at country side and everywhere) would tell you "Home prices never go down".
[09:56:40] <c0lo> (scientific, my ass)
[09:57:17] <lld> you can constantly rip people off, is that not reproducible? :)
[09:57:34] <FatPhil> the solution to the problem of a bubble is more bubble!
[09:58:01] <lld> by GM fiat
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[10:30:13] <c0lo> ?????? https://www.thepetitionsite.com
[10:30:41] <AzumaHazuki> their endgame is to get this to the corrupted SCOTUS and have them do what they did in 2000 with Chimpy McBushface
[10:31:57] <c0lo> End them how? Yes, I can understand they are annoyed their dreams are shattered once again and the nightmare continues. But... nah, I give up.
[10:35:09] <c0lo> 'zumi, Trump is now a gonner. I'm trying to understand the mindset of Trump's voting base who are still clinging to a hope.
[10:35:21] <AzumaHazuki> they're insane. they sold their souls.
[10:35:38] <AzumaHazuki> face it, almost half the adult population of the US is skinwalking monsters now
[10:36:19] <c0lo> Insane - too simplistic an answer to be plausible .
[10:36:32] <AzumaHazuki> okay, some combination of insane, stupid, and evil
[10:36:38] <AzumaHazuki> in varying concentrations per person
[10:37:12] <c0lo> If you don't understand them, Trump or another Trump will raise in the future.
[10:37:23] <c0lo> And you may not be that lucky.
[10:37:51] <AzumaHazuki> and? what can i do?
[10:38:15] <AzumaHazuki> just accept it: a very large chunk of people are {evil,insane,stupid}
[10:40:12] <c0lo> Ok, it's "academic".
[10:40:47] <AzumaHazuki> how is it academic? it's as real as real can be, especially if you're poor or brown or disabled or gay
[10:46:24] <c0lo> "poor or brown or disabled or gay" == "{evil,insane,stupid}" - I don't think this is what you mean, but my imagination is failing in finding an interpretation that fits.
[10:47:21] <AzumaHazuki> i mean if you are poor/brown/disabled/queer, the varying combination of evil/stupid/insane a large chunk of the population is is very much a real-time problem for you
[10:47:34] <AzumaHazuki> and i fit at least 2 of those first 4 categories
[10:47:51] <c0lo> ("it's academic => indeed, you can do nothing. My interest is "academic" - i.e. just morbid curiosity on my side)
[10:48:24] <AzumaHazuki> for my part there's only one thing i can realistically do: flee. and that's going to take around another year, if Canada ever opens the borders again
[10:53:22] <AzumaHazuki> and for all thar, i still have to go to work and be productive. need to help save lives and all
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[11:04:29] <carny> https://i.kym-cdn.com
[11:04:39] <carny> appropriate
[11:48:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Solar-Powered Rocket Might be Our Ticket to Interstellar Space - https://sylnt.us
[11:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i find it completely baffling that with all the british tv i've watched, i've never seen a sawed/sod off shotgun pun in any of it.
[11:54:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:54:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5398
[12:02:29] <lld> is 10 guage sod off enough?
[12:07:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, i mean, aren't all shotguns sod off shotguns?
[12:09:01] <lld> I think 16 guage is for squirrels and birds
[12:09:06] <lld> I guess its sod off too
[12:10:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> even a 410 works for people
[12:11:10] <lld> shoot more times :)
[12:13:12] <lld> come back .30-06
[13:57:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Statin Side Effects May be 'All in Your Head,' Study Suggests - https://sylnt.us - nocebo
[14:25:34] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.globalissues.org
[14:25:35] <systemd> Submitting "Could the Finance Sector Hold the Key to Ending Deforestation?"...
[14:25:57] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Could the Finance Sector Hold the Key to Ending Deforestation?" (37 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:27:13] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.globalissues.org
[14:27:14] <systemd> Submitting "Farmers Will (Again) Feed the World"...
[14:27:36] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Farmers Will (Again) Feed the World" (41 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:29:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://phys.org
[14:29:48] <systemd> Submitting "The rainforest's most loyal couples: No evidence for extra-pair paternity in coppery titi monkeys"...
[14:30:10] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03The Rainforest's Most Loyal Couples: No Evidence for Extra-pair Paternity in Coppery Titi Monkeys" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:44:14] <Runaway1956> =submit https://foldingathome.org
[14:44:27] <systemd> Submitting "Could a new class of antibodies treat COVID-19 in a manner that avoids resistance? - Folding@home"...
[14:44:49] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03Could a New Class of Antibodies Treat COVID-19 in a Manner That Avoids Resistance? - Folding@home" (21 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:44:52] <Runaway1956> =submit https://phys.org
[14:44:58] <systemd> Submitting "Folding of SARS-CoV2 genome reveals drug targets"...
[14:45:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Folding of SARS-CoV2 Genome Reveals Drug Targets" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:47:05] <Runaway1956> =submit https://phys.org
[14:47:10] <systemd> Submitting "Biological pattern-forming systems characterized better through geometry than simulations"...
[14:47:32] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Biological Pattern-forming Systems Characterized Better Through Geometry Than Simulations" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:57:23] <carny> good morning runaway
[15:00:59] <carny> https://i.kym-cdn.com
[15:28:45] <Runaway1956> 'mornin carny
[15:28:57] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.globalresearch.ca
[15:28:58] <systemd> Submitting ""Coup 1953" Documentary Opens Up Wounds Over Britain's Criminal Role in Iran's History - Global Research"...
[15:29:20] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08"Coup 1953" Documentary Opens Up Wounds Over Britain's Criminal Role in Iran's History - Global Rese" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:29:24] * Runaway1956 wonders if he can pirate the unreleased documentary
[15:35:40] <Runaway1956> https://youtu.be
[15:35:42] <systemd> ^ 03Susan Voyles - Perfect Batch of Absentee Ballots ( https://www.youtube.com )
[15:46:34] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[15:46:35] <systemd> Submitting "These Algorithms Could Bring an End to the World’s Deadliest Killer"...
[15:46:57] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03These Algorithms Could Bring an End to the World’s Deadliest Killer" (31 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:06:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cisco Rolls Out Fix for Webex Flaws That Let Hackers Eavesdrop on Meetings - https://sylnt.us - watching-you
[16:16:37] <Runaway1956> https://youtu.be
[16:16:39] <systemd> ^ 03Articia Bomer Witnessed Dems Counting Spoiled Ballots for Biden and Tampering with Machines at Cobo ( https://www.youtube.com )
[16:17:53] <Runaway1956> photography and black people - that video is NOT complimentary to Articia
[16:37:48] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[16:37:50] <systemd> Submitting "Technology is the new border enforcer, and it discriminates"...
[16:38:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Technology is the New Border Enforcer, and It Discriminates" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:47:24] <carny> Runaway1956: susan voyles is fake news
[16:47:31] <carny> stop providing evidence
[16:47:39] <carny> trigger warning
[16:48:21] <Runaway1956> If Susan is fake, someone needs to present evidence that she is fake
[16:48:26] <Runaway1956> https://youtu.be
[16:48:28] <systemd> ^ 03Buffalo, New York Business Owners Stand Up to Cuomo Lockdown Orders; Chase Out Sheriff & Health Dept ( https://www.youtube.com )
[16:48:50] <carny> sarcasm
[16:50:07] <Runaway1956> understood the sarcasm, but the answer is valid - MSM keeps telling us about fake news, but offers no genuine rebuttals of accusations
[16:50:42] <carny> it's clear that the only people who are arguing that 'there's no evidence' are leftist shills and establishment swamp creatures who wouldn't admit this was an invalid election if joe biden shot donald trump in the face on live television
[16:51:31] <carny> i can't even listen to the radio anymore
[16:52:17] <carny> even the supposedly conservatives are just lying through their teeth and saying things like 'the trump legal team withdrew all their motions' or 'all the remaining cases have been dismissed'
[16:52:58] <carny> lies like that really hit you in the gut when it's coming from a source you normally trust
[16:54:10] <carny> but oh look there are 2 more updates today on this case that doesn't exist
[16:54:13] <carny> https://www.courtlistener.com
[16:54:14] <systemd> ^ 03Docket for Wood v. Raffensperger, 1:20-cv-04651 - CourtListener.com
[17:01:31] <Runaway1956> =submit https://nypost.com
[17:01:33] <systemd> Submitting "Vegans are 43 percent more likely to suffer bone fractures, study shows"...
[17:01:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Vegans are 43 Percent More Likely to Suffer Bone Fractures, Study Shows" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:04:32] <Runaway1956> Without downloading 20+ PDFs, what does that docket say?
[17:11:33] <carny> it's just lin wood trying to do the sort of thing that one might expect a campaign lawyer to do in response to election fraud
[17:12:09] <carny> like asking the court to force the secretary of state to preserve ballots and envelopes and allow for expert forensic analysis of voting machines
[17:17:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cisco Rolls Out Fix for Webex Flaws that Let Hackers Eavesdrop on Meetings - https://sylnt.us - watching-you
[17:18:43] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.rt.com
[17:18:46] <systemd> Submitting "Balancing opinions is now problematic? BBC includes different views in story about trans teen suing NHS & triggers ‘woke’ meltdown"...
[17:19:07] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Balancing Opinions is Now Problematic? BBC Includes Different Views in Story About Trans Teen Suing " (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:40:39] <carny> =submit roadmap-for-fixing-or-for-fraud dept. https://www.dailysignal.com +https://www.jurist.org/news/2005/09/carter-baker-election-commission/
[17:40:41] <systemd> Submitting "2005 Carter-Baker Report Could Have Averted Problems With 2020 Voting"...
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[17:41:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "032005 Carter-Baker Report Could Have Averted Problems With 2020 Voting" (56 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:16:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Trillion-Transistor Chip That Just Left a Supercomputer in the Dust - https://sylnt.us
[19:07:10] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.rt.com
[19:07:13] <systemd> Submitting "Right place, right time: Research vessel captures meteorite’s final, fiery moments on live stream"...
[19:07:34] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03Right Place, Right Time: Research Vessel Captures Meteorite’s Final, Fiery Moments on Live Stream" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:11:28] <Runaway1956> https://www.sott.net
[19:11:29] <systemd> ^ 03Calves rescued from huge sinkhole in Springfield, Tennessee -- Sott.net
[19:13:21] <Runaway1956> =submit https://redstate.com
[19:13:23] <systemd> Submitting "Here Is Proof That the Social Justice Community Doesn't Actually Care About Minority Culture"...
[19:13:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Here is Proof That the Social Justice Community Doesn't Actually Care About Minority Culture" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:20:39] <Runaway1956> Is this story for real? I'm not certain it's the same wall or sidewalk
[19:20:43] <Runaway1956> https://www.theguardian.com
[19:20:44] <systemd> ^ 03Bike disappearance mars Banksy artwork in Nottingham
[19:23:58] <Runaway1956> A couple details says it's the same, but overall, I can almost believe that someone reproduced Banksy's work to another location
[19:33:43] <Runaway1956> I suppose the story is for reals - after looking at a bunch of other images, the key details stay the same, while a whole bunch of defacements come and go
[19:53:16] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.firstpost.com
[19:53:17] <systemd> Submitting "Google Chrome extension will now require data usage disclosures starting 18 January 2021- Technology News, Firstpost"...
[19:53:39] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Google Chrome Extension Will Now Require Data Usage Disclosures Starting 18 January 2021- Technology" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:56:55] <Runaway1956> https://www.irishtimes.com
[19:56:57] <systemd> ^ 03A Belgian city’s unintentionally phallic Christmas lights
[19:58:01] <carny> 'unintentionally'
[19:58:39] <carny> it's like those lights 'randomly' strung up that spelled out rude words if you happened to view them from the precise correct angle
[20:00:51] <Runaway1956> https://www.9news.com.au
[20:00:52] <systemd> ^ 03Fears for teens after toilet block blows up in north Perth
[20:03:40] <carny> Runaway1956: in case you need to argue with some idiots about how 'all of trump's court cases have been lost/withdrawn etc' this is the active scotus case for pennsylvania
[20:03:47] <carny> https://www.supremecourt.gov
[20:03:48] <systemd> ^ 03Search
[20:04:05] <carny> no arguments yet just amicae
[20:04:49] <carny> sorry that's a misleading statement
[20:04:58] <carny> no arguments in the latest round
[20:05:20] <Runaway1956> astra-zeneca 70% effective - doesn't that make them just about last place?
[20:05:25] <Runaway1956> https://www.zerohedge.com
[20:05:26] <systemd> ^ 03AstraZeneca COVID-19 Vaccine 70% Effective, UK Expects Millions Of Doses By Year's End
[20:05:36] <carny> the initial arguments were already made and the democrat machine in pennsylvania was ordered to preserve and segregate ballots as was widely reported in non-propaganda news
[20:06:00] <Runaway1956> Yes, I remember those orders well - not sure they were carried out
[20:06:11] <carny> still waiting on a new set of arguments now that they have willfully violated the order
[20:06:34] <carny> no they were intentionally mixed to make it impossible to excise the corrupt ones
[20:06:51] <Runaway1956> yeah, is what I thought
[20:07:08] <carny> therefore the logical remedy is either excluding all mail-in ballots (trump wins) or run a new election (popcorn sellers win)
[20:07:39] <Runaway1956> or, allow the Penna senate to elect the EC reps
[20:07:54] <carny> i'll gloat a little and restate my warning of a few weeks ago that pennsylvania would be a shit show and that philadelphia would be the center of the toilet
[20:08:10] <carny> true but the scotus doesn't have a dog in that fight
[20:08:40] <Runaway1956> The city of brotherly love - where everyone bones their brother
[20:16:03] <pinchy> so george washington was the traiter that implemented the supreme court?
[20:23:21] <carny> well he was certainly responsible for the illegal dissolution of the articles of confederation and he was complicit in the secret development and corrupt 'passing' of the constitution
[20:23:35] <carny> nailing the windows shut and all that
[20:24:05] <carny> he gave his sanction to the process and it arguably wouldn't have happened without him
[20:26:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - These Algorithms Could Bring an End to the World’s Deadliest Killer - https://sylnt.us
[20:28:25] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.naturalnews.com
[20:28:27] <systemd> Submitting "Advice to the unhinged left: Stop calling for revenge against Trump supporters or you’re going to regret what you unleash"...
[20:28:49] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Advice to the Unhinged Left: Stop Calling for Revenge Against Trump Supporters or You’re Going to " (33 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:41:23] <Runaway1956> 42
[20:41:35] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[20:41:39] <systemd> Submitting "Can a Computer Devise a Theory of Everything?"...
[20:42:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Can a Computer Devise a Theory of Everything?" (54 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:45:35] <Runaway1956> Some wuss reinvented the cigarette/candle lighter
[20:45:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://mashable.com
[20:45:46] <systemd> Submitting "Find out why this innovative lighter raised over $300k on Kickstarter"...
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[20:47:15] <Runaway1956> https://www.sott.net
[20:47:16] <systemd> ^ 03Kyle Rittenhouse released from jail on $2 million bond UPDATE: AOC is outraged, 'Protection of white supremacy' -- Sott.net
[20:47:45] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO - they don't have one single shred of evidence that Kyle is "racissss"
[20:47:50] <Runaway1956> he only shot white people
[20:47:54] <AzumaHazuki> ye gods. they wanted 30 fucking remdesivirs
[20:48:21] <AzumaHazuki> today was a brick wall. i got them done but more than 30 minutes late. they gave us a new powder form that needed reconstituted
[20:48:52] <AzumaHazuki> oh, plus a few stat doses
[20:49:01] <Runaway1956> so, remdesivirs are reconstituted from a powder?
[20:49:09] <AzumaHazuki> one particular formulation is
[20:49:31] <Runaway1956> imagine that - I'd have looked for it in the freezer
[20:49:55] <AzumaHazuki> ugh, and my trainer this week is loud and annoying. you cannot hit me with that at 6:30 AM, good grief
[20:50:30] <Runaway1956> There is an art to getting acquainted with loud obnoxious SOB's
[20:50:35] <Runaway1956> I could give lessons
[20:51:04] <Runaway1956> basically, "If you're going to be a total dick, I'm out of here chump!" on the first day
[20:51:39] <AzumaHazuki> loud, obnoxious B
[20:52:10] <Runaway1956> works just as well on the distaff side
[20:52:25] <AzumaHazuki> she weighs at least me and a half, is so loud even my half-deaf ears with one malfunctioning hearing aid get a headache, and mistakes thinking carefully for having a bad attitude
[20:52:49] <AzumaHazuki> do men just punch one another in situations like this?
[20:53:11] <Runaway1956> so ask her in front of witnesses why she's prejudiced against (fill in the blank)
[20:53:45] <AzumaHazuki> sure, the white girl asking the black girl that is going to go over reeeeeal well
[20:53:48] <Runaway1956> you don't HAVE TO BE a liberal to play the victim game
[20:54:09] <AzumaHazuki> pretty much everyone is like "yeah she's...intense."
[20:54:21] <Runaway1956> so, become a Spartic Jew tonight - it was a Jew who taught me how well that shit can work
[20:55:05] <AzumaHazuki> this is taking a really fast dive into the septic tank, this conversation...
[20:55:17] <Runaway1956> Unfortunately, for her, she lost that game ultimately when she was busted for drugs,
[20:55:49] <Runaway1956> Huh? Septic tank, because I can cite a person who is Jewish?
[20:56:24] <Runaway1956> BTW, smart men don't punch other men - they pick up a pipe wrench instead
[20:56:40] <AzumaHazuki> noted: smart = assault with deadly weapon
[20:56:50] <AzumaHazuki> why in shit did i even try to talk to you?
[20:57:10] <Runaway1956> Some very wise men have advised that you never hit someone with your hands when there is something better available
[20:57:16] <Runaway1956> you bust your hands up that way
[20:57:42] * AzumaHazuki /clear
[20:58:24] <Runaway1956> so, tell me more about powdered milk - I mean, Remdesevir
[20:59:38] <Runaway1956> Speaking of which - I still have a bunch of powdered goat's milk on top of the fridge - maybe that will keep me from getting COVAIDS?
[21:00:04] <AzumaHazuki> I don't trust experiments with an n of 1 but sure, try it out
[21:00:31] <AzumaHazuki> make sure you inject it directly and don't reconstitute; "extravasation" is a Democrat/Chinese/Communist/liberal hoax
[21:01:03] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO - I feeeelz the looovvzzzz
[21:01:30] <Runaway1956> Hey! It has added Vitamin D!
[21:02:20] <AzumaHazuki> i hate to break this to you, but that's not going to protect you. you should try powdered toast
[21:06:15] <pinchy> whats goin on in chere?
[21:06:46] <Runaway1956> Pharma-101 lessons
[21:07:26] <Runaway1956> This'll cure whatever ails you, along with cod liver oil https://meyenberg.com
[21:07:27] <systemd> ^ 03Goat Milk Goodness
[21:07:44] <AzumaHazuki> i wish it were that easy...
[21:08:52] <AzumaHazuki> fucking...30 remdesivirs. i am going to do this assembly-line style tomorrow, just reconstitute all 30 or however many vials in a row and keep them on the far side of the hood, then fill the NS base bags as needed
[21:09:15] <Runaway1956> can't argue with Hippo-Crates
[21:09:19] <Runaway1956> https://www.drgoodfood.org
[21:09:20] <systemd> ^ 03“Let food be thy medicine"- Hippocrates?
[21:10:41] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, that's my approach. but, surprise surprise, it doesn't always work
[21:11:05] <AzumaHazuki> but please, do go on chugging goat liver oil and codfish milk and not wearing a mask
[21:12:25] <FatPhil> Oh, I thought Remdes had fallen out of popularity now. I guess it varies country to country and state to state.
[21:13:07] <pinchy> is azuma gonna be taking the vaccine?
[21:15:05] <FatPhil> I thought ivermectin was le drug du jour in a lot of places nowadays.
[21:15:54] <AzumaHazuki> Hell yes I am going to be taking the vaccine. the Moderna one, not the stupid "keep this on dry ice" one from Pfizer. Assuming we ever fuckin' get it.
[21:15:59] <Runaway1956> LOL, is ivermectin what you really meant?
[21:16:08] <AzumaHazuki> i've probably had corona and been asymptomatic or mildly ill already
[21:17:10] <FatPhil> most recent paper from india about ivermectin looked really positive, but also just confirmed a bunch of prior papers from elsewhere.
[21:17:17] <Runaway1956> Recommendation
[21:17:18] <Runaway1956> The COVID-19 Treatment Guidelines Panel recommends against the use of ivermectin for the treatment of COVID-19, except in a clinical trial (AIII).
[21:17:37] <Runaway1956> https://www.covid19treatmentguidelines.nih.gov
[21:17:38] <systemd> ^ 03Ivermectin | COVID-19 Treatment Guidelines
[21:17:41] <FatPhil> Who are that panel, who appointed them, who pays their wages, etc. etc.
[21:18:16] <Runaway1956> Dunno - you surprised me with ivermectin, so I did a search just now
[21:18:50] <pinchy> lets take a horse dewormer/neurotoxin to treat the flu
[21:19:21] <Runaway1956> I guess you could just pour it down your shorts to ensure you don't get crabs
[21:19:24] <pinchy> its like pharma is just taking shit and throwing at a wall
[21:19:46] <AzumaHazuki> go out there and set them straight
[21:19:55] <Runaway1956> I think the takeaway is, COVID isn't exactly a parasite
[21:20:01] <FatPhil> not india - egypt: https://www.researchsquare.com
[21:20:02] <systemd> ^ 03500: Internal Server Error
[21:21:00] <Runaway1956> researchsquare sounds like a Soviet misdirection
[21:22:02] <carny> <FatPhil> Who are that panel, who appointed them, who pays their wages, etc. etc.
[21:22:11] <carny> careful you're starting to sound like me ;]
[21:22:50] <FatPhil> I've always been a great believer in wanting to know the incentives, as they normally tell you 95% of the story.
[21:22:54] <carny> next you'll start asking who shares in the patent royalties on novel coronavirus therapies
[21:23:46] <carny> and that rabbit hole leads so far out of the matrix that the squids will come kill you and all your friends
[21:24:16] <Runaway1956> Nahhhh, no worries - my EMP device will take care of the squids
[21:24:33] * Runaway1956 looks around for his cool sunglasses
[21:25:08] <FatPhil> I can't hear you - you're kraken up!
[21:25:10] <carny> i always thought those sunglasses that didn't have any sides were stupid
[21:25:22] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki++ working in the trenches
[21:25:22] <Bender> karma - azumahazuki: 44
[21:25:34] <AzumaHazuki> thanks. that helps more than it logically should
[21:25:35] <carny> harder to keep in place than a monocle
[21:25:40] <Runaway1956> you're thinking cutting goggles -
[21:25:54] <Runaway1956> I'm thinking wraparound sunglasses
[21:26:22] <carny> i don't remember any of those from the movie
[21:26:36] <Runaway1956> That's why mine are cool
[21:27:18] <Runaway1956> Uvex used to make a super pair of mirrored safety glasses
[21:27:21] <carny> oh my mistake i thought you were speaking of something from the movie
[21:27:50] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: is why I did it. ;)
[21:27:55] <Runaway1956> no mistake - they had cool glasses, but mine are even cooler because they wrap around
[21:28:24] * AzumaHazuki just hopes all the idiot "it's just a hoax hurr durr" idiots drop dead and take their families with them
[21:28:30] <Bytram> Runaway1956: what good is it when sunglasses cover the back of your head?
[21:29:05] <Runaway1956> it protects you in case your buddy shoots you in the back of the head with a laser
[21:29:57] <Runaway1956> also, like the cows with eye painted on their rumps, lions won't pounce on you
[21:30:56] <Bytram> I know a few of 'em. Mostly willful ignorance, but some are just ignorant. I have found that patient, gentle encouragement works best. Ain't gonna convince 'em in one go. Gentle, but probing questions have seemed to work best.
[21:32:26] <Bytram> some, there's no helping, I understand... but those are more often swayed by their buddies... so if I can convince those (or at least plant seeds of doubt), the tide will turn, I believe
[21:32:51] <Bytram> geesh, I had to go back and fix 5 typos in that sentence.
[21:33:17] <Runaway1956> think of typos as wildflowers, and let them grow
[21:40:58] <Bytram> Runaway1956: s/ild/al/
[21:40:58] <SedBot> <Bytram> <Runaway1956> think of typos as walflowers, and let them grow
[21:41:07] <Bytram> Runaway1956: s/ild/all/
[21:41:07] <SedBot> <Bytram> <Runaway1956> think of typos as wallflowers, and let them grow
[21:50:26] <Runaway1956> https://www.gocomics.com
[21:50:27] <systemd> ^ 03Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 29, 1989
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[22:13:34] <c0lo> https://apnews.com
[22:13:35] <systemd> ^ 03Michigan certifies Biden win despite Trump's GOP overtures
[22:14:29] <carny> 'consider certifying' = 'certifies'
[22:14:42] <AzumaHazuki> Get Over It, He Lost (TM)
[22:14:44] <carny> a 9 year old could spot these tricks
[22:15:12] <SpacemanSpiff> and a 10 year old can beat up a 9 year old
[22:17:52] <c0lo> carny, get the picture https://twitter.com
[22:17:53] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[22:20:51] * SpacemanSpiff notes how c0lo indulges in violent phantasies
[22:21:17] <AzumaHazuki> says the asshole who was posting vid after vid of people shooting vermin and going "do this to Dems hurr hurr"
[22:21:20] <AzumaHazuki> hypocrite
[22:21:31] <carny> it's funny how people can watch 15 seconds of clips from a 90m minute press conference and claim that they know 'there was no evidence presented'
[22:22:04] <carny> rudy's impression of zorn from 5th element was great tho
[22:23:02] <Runaway1956> You're confusing your assholes 'zumi - and most of those dead rats were shaken to death by big mean dogs
[22:24:04] <AzumaHazuki> and you still kept posting videos and practically masturbating in public over it
[22:24:13] <AzumaHazuki> https://pbs.twimg.com
[22:24:29] <Runaway1956> you're just overly sensitive
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[22:26:02] <systemd> Submitting "Starting next year, Chrome extensions will show what data they collect from users"...
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[22:32:21] <c0lo> carny, a tragedy for sure, but that gif is how Trump chose to drive his campaign. Towards 1500+ Covid daily deaths as the 7day average.
[22:32:56] <c0lo> s/carny/SpacemanSpiff/
[22:32:56] <SedBot> <c0lo> SpacemanSpiff, a tragedy for sure, but that gif is how Trump chose to drive his campaign. Towards 1500+ Covid daily deaths as the 7day average.
[22:33:07] <Runaway1956> Yeah, well, that's the Democratically accepted number of deaths
[22:33:15] <c0lo> (with the apologies for the confusion)
[22:33:39] <c0lo> How many feaths the conservatives accepts?
[22:33:48] <c0lo> s/fea/dea/
[22:33:48] <SedBot> <c0lo> How many deaths the conservatives accepts?
[22:33:57] <carny> how many of those daily deaths were lifetime smokers with copd and an existing cancer diagnosis?
[22:34:32] <Runaway1956> Conservatives don't accept death, they challenge death while laughing maniacally
[22:35:03] <Runaway1956> we ain't skeered!
[22:35:05] <AzumaHazuki> ow! ow, ow, ow, shit...whatever the muscles you use to roll your eyes are called, i think i strained them
[22:35:07] <c0lo> Can I have a split between on the number of accepabke deaths between
[22:35:34] <Runaway1956> you're sharp as a bowling ball boy
[22:35:39] <Runaway1956> we don't accept death
[22:35:45] <c0lo> s/between/between true republicans and RINOs/
[22:35:45] <SedBot> <c0lo> Can I have a split between true republicans and RINOs on the number of accepabke deaths between
[22:35:59] <AzumaHazuki> so what happens when you do die? what do you do, demand a recount from God?
[22:36:21] <AzumaHazuki> ...actually, don't answer that. you're just unhinged and arrogant enough to say yes.
[22:36:32] <Runaway1956> are you kidding? We do our own recounts, we don't trust no liberals like Jesus
[22:36:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Could a New Class of Antibodies Treat COVID-19 in a Manner That Avoids Resistance? - https://sylnt.us - Betteridge-No's
[22:37:18] <AzumaHazuki> yes, that is obvious. no "conservative" in this country would recognize Jesus if he smacked them across their faces hard enough to leave a big red handprint with a size 98 nail hole in it
[22:37:41] <AzumaHazuki> they sure do use his name a lot though
[22:37:43] <Runaway1956> Now that's a real laugh - you think Liberals would recognize Jesus?
[22:37:50] <Runaway1956> He ain't no white boy for starters
[22:38:12] <c0lo> Looking in other sources https://www.npr.org
[22:38:12] <systemd> ^ 03Michigan Certifies Joe Biden's Election Victory
[22:38:17] <AzumaHazuki> then why are there all those pictures of him looking like a pale Californian surfer all over the place?
[22:38:21] <AzumaHazuki> i never did get that
[22:38:41] <Runaway1956> all those pictures were drawn by liberals, mostly approved of by King James
[22:39:15] <c0lo> The Michigan certification happened around 5:00 p.m. ET
[22:39:35] <Runaway1956> Actually, the pictures all look like a GAY california surfer boy
[22:39:51] <AzumaHazuki> ...runaway, you deranged little wombat. there were no liberals as you know it during the renaissance and the century thereafter
[22:39:54] <AzumaHazuki> what the actual fuck
[22:39:57] <Runaway1956> but he wasn't a Franciscan
[22:40:20] <c0lo> reuters trying to guess how Biden's foreign policy will look like https://www.reuters.com
[22:40:21] <systemd> ^ 03Explainer: In Biden's foreign policy duo, he has a team - but not of rivals
[22:40:27] <Runaway1956> Your ass there weren't - you're familiar with Aristarchus and Greece
[22:40:52] <AzumaHazuki> Okay runaway, when was Aristarchus extant and when was the Renaissance?
[22:40:53] <AzumaHazuki> compare the two
[22:41:20] <Runaway1956> Aristarchus claims to be extant from about 300 BC to presentle
[22:41:37] <Runaway1956> s/presentle/presently/
[22:41:37] <SedBot> <Runaway1956> Aristarchus claims to be extant from about 300 BC to presently
[22:41:48] <RunawayXXXX> Ignorant moron.
[22:41:53] <SpacemanSpiff> President.
[22:41:55] <AzumaHazuki> 300 BC vs ~1500AD. That is a difference of...how many years...?
[22:42:28] <AzumaHazuki> this is some Giuliani-tier walking dementia here
[22:42:33] <Runaway1956> Well, if he was extanting from 300 to 2020 he must have extanted through 1500?
[22:42:54] <Runaway1956> so far as we know time is kinda linear
[22:43:13] <FatPhil> This looks like a fun discussion, can I play? What's the topic, it seems a bit rando at the moment.
[22:43:20] <FatPhil> Whose momma?
[22:43:35] <Runaway1956> Oh, 'Zumi is just trying to make sense of the universe
[22:43:43] <Runaway1956> She should talk to Spaceman Spiff
[22:44:05] <c0lo> Runaway1956++ on making sense of the universe
[22:44:05] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 21
[22:44:31] <c0lo> AzumaHazuki++ for trying to make the sense anyway.
[22:44:32] <Bender> karma - azumahazuki: 45
[22:44:40] * Runaway1956 making women mad since 1956
[22:44:42] <FatPhil> more rewarding to make nonsense of the universe, at least people get to laugh.
[22:45:24] <AzumaHazuki> i'm more baffled than anything
[22:45:46] <AzumaHazuki> you're beginning to sound almost as schizophrenic and disconnected as kyonko. and much more conspiracist
[22:46:02] <c0lo> It's hard to make funny nonsense of the Universe, most of the nonsense is life terminating by Darwin laws.
[22:46:10] <Runaway1956> Me? Or FatPhil?
[22:46:43] <AzumaHazuki> you, runaway
[22:46:51] <SpacemanSpiff> https://www.gocomics.com
[22:46:52] <systemd> ^ 03Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 09, 1990
[22:47:08] <AzumaHazuki> you're not quite at kyonko's level of freewheeling free-association word salad, but it's close
[22:47:30] <FatPhil> At the core of humour is juxtaposition, and there are plenty of things in the universe that can be put beside each other for comparison.
[22:47:57] <FatPhil> The difference between a face-palm and a belly-laugh is really small.
[22:48:07] <Runaway1956> Juxta what? Sounds like a dirty word
[22:48:59] <FatPhil> Like Buxtarhymes
[22:49:31] <FatPhil> as if I would in any way be capable of making a rap reference, if that's light-years out, I apologise.
[22:52:40] <c0lo> (Runaway, the monkey the pushes buttons randomly)
[22:53:51] <FatPhil> The closest I get to rappers is this standup comedian (who is highly musical, does lots of parody songs): https://www.youtube.com
[22:53:53] <systemd> ^ 03Bill and Oti Couple's Choice to Rapper's Delight ✨ Week 4 ✨ BBC Strictly 2020
[22:54:17] <c0lo> I didn't say making funny nonsense of the Universe is impossible, just hard and risky.
[22:54:22] <FatPhil> And no, I do *not* watch Strictly Come Dancing, I'm just a huge fan of Bill Bailey.
[22:56:12] <Runaway1956> You mentioned pushbutton - you can find it here
[22:56:23] <Runaway1956> https://en.wiktionary.org
[22:56:24] <systemd> ^ 03Appendix:Glossary of U.S. Navy slang - Wiktionary
[22:58:03] <c0lo> Ah, the good old 'I Believe' Button, I see (grin)
[23:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you fuckers still not got your fill of arguing on the site, gotta keep at it out here too, eh?
[23:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall need a hobby. i of course recommend fishing but it really don't matter what it is.
[23:04:33] <c0lo> Arguing was banished from the site, because the site is STEM, remember?
[23:04:38] * Runaway1956 had a trip to Hobby Lobby planned, then CoronAIDS happened
[23:05:20] <c0lo> Social and politics are a no-no, must spill somewhere.
[23:06:11] <c0lo> =submit make-love-not-dissent dept https://www.reuters.com
[23:06:12] <systemd> Submitting "China planning new policies to take on ageing population: state media"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.reuters.com )
[23:06:34] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03China Planning New Policies to Take on Ageing Population: State Media" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[23:07:29] <Runaway1956> They could just have an Age Revolution to follow up their Cultural Revolution.
[23:08:13] <c0lo> Here's 2020! https://www.reuters.com
[23:08:14] <systemd> ^ 03Chocolate Santas in marzipan masks - a coronavirus Christmas in Hungary
[23:08:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, you must be visiting a different site than me. last i checked we could make any story political.
[23:08:35] <chromas> When did AAAs start outputting 2v?
[23:09:06] <c0lo> chromas, did they? [citation needed]
[23:09:08] <Runaway1956> Are they lithium? I made a mistake, put a lithium AAA into a multimeter, and destroyed it
[23:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> they don't. AAAs are 1.8v. 2v ones are off spec for AAA
[23:09:13] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: no it's the democrats that do that :D
[23:09:37] <chromas> I've got two old ones here doing it on my metre
[23:09:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, they're just showing off
[23:10:03] <chromas> oh good
[23:10:12] <chromas> well I don't have anything to put them into anyhow
[23:10:41] <Runaway1956> You could hook them in series and do something explosive though
[23:10:49] <c0lo> Electromechanical devices are more lenient to overvoltage.
[23:10:59] <c0lo> They'll just vibrate faster.
[23:11:21] <chromas> Runaway1956: regular alkalines. They've gotta be at least five years old too
[23:12:00] <chromas> I think the only thing I've seen using AAAs in the last 20 years is remote controls for tvs and stuff
[23:12:07] <Runaway1956> Does an alkaline battery last longer out on the alkali flats of Utah?
[23:12:25] <chromas> Of course! That's their native habitat
[23:12:40] <chromas> or maybe it's like superman and they're stronger away from home
[23:12:41] * Runaway1956 didn't think to test it when he was in Utah regularly
[23:13:10] <c0lo> No, alkali flats are too exciting for them.
[23:14:31] <FatPhil> pump them up, then
[23:14:49] <chromas> =yt pump it up
[23:14:51] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Joe Budden - Pump It Up (Official Music Video) (04:49; 18,780,675 views; 👍134,153 👎12,812)
[23:14:54] <chromas> nooooo
[23:14:58] <FatPhil> you did that
[23:15:02] <chromas> dammit even youtube's making it political
[23:15:20] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[23:15:23] <systemd> ^ 03Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam (Official Video)
[23:17:20] <c0lo> yt++
[23:17:20] <Bender> karma - yt: 1
[23:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always liked that song. mostly cause the first time i heard it my brain created a mental picture of a feller using a bike pump to make a jar of strawberry jam explode
[23:19:16] <FatPhil> right, it's time to retire, I think i'll let you monkeys throw poop at each other. Remember, you're at different latitudes, so take the coriolis force into account.
[23:19:53] <c0lo> FatPhil, got this for you https://www.youtube.com
[23:19:55] <systemd> ^ 03ONE HOUR OF MEDIEVAL HIP HOP CLASSICS
[23:20:31] <c0lo> Not quite Bach, tho
[23:22:44] <c0lo> (ooops, I missed FatPhil. Must've been those coriolis force he was mentioning)
[23:25:36] <Runaway1956> FatPhil is aging, you gotta cut him some slack.
[23:25:58] <Runaway1956> He's even talking about retiring.
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[23:37:44] <SoyCow7066> =cite https://bmcmedicine.biomedcentral.com
[23:37:45] <systemd> Journal Reference: Tammy Y. N. Tong, Paul N. Appleby, Miranda E. G. Armstrong, et al. Vegetarian and vegan diets and risks of total and site-specific fractures: results from the prospective EPIC-Oxford study [open], <cite>BMC Medicine</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1186/s12916-020-01815-3">10.1186/s12916-020-01815-3</a>)
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