#soylent | Logs for 2020-11-20
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[00:17:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - S&P 500 Adds Tesla, Sending Stock Price Soaring - https://sylnt.us
[00:31:15] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[00:31:15] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[00:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:31:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5394
[00:31:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may have a different opinion around 2am, mind you.
[00:53:03] <pinchy> mornin pinion
[00:55:25] <AzumaHazuki> ugh...coffee is my blood now. these training days start with waking up before 5 AM
[00:55:28] <AzumaHazuki> i am not a morning person
[01:02:11] <c0lo> https://www.bloomberg.com
[01:06:21] <AzumaHazuki> sad. low-energy. weak!
[01:06:26] <AzumaHazuki> what a bunch of looooooosers
[01:12:38] <c0lo> some details https://abcnews.go.com
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[01:13:29] <systemd> ^ 03blah blah blah
[01:13:49] <c0lo> "By Thursday, Benson confirmed plans for a statewide risk-limiting audit of the election and local performance audits of individual jurisdictions in a statement, adding that it was already in the works"
[01:17:14] <c0lo> https://twitter.com
[01:17:16] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[01:35:47] <chromas> Is it weird that Amazon doesn't take my moneys until the toys are almost to my house?
[01:38:36] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[01:38:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5395
[01:46:35] <c0lo> https://pbs.twimg.com
[01:51:30] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.sciencenews.org
[01:51:32] <systemd> Submitting "Arecibo Observatory, an ‘icon of Puerto Rican science,’ will be demolished"...
[01:51:47] <Runaway1956> Thus ends an era.
[01:51:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Arecibo Observatory, an ‘Icon of Puerto Rican Science,’ Will be Demolished" (30 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:55:28] <Bytram> Runaway1956: Thanks for that. We've already scheduled a story: https://soylentnews.org
[01:55:29] <systemd> ^ 03U.S. National Science Foundation (NSF) Plans to Decommission Arecibo Observatory Telescope - SoylentNews
[02:00:49] <chromas> here's a better meme https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[02:02:09] <Runaway1956> cool, I shoulda looked first
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[02:14:17] <Bytram> Runaway1956: np! good to know we have something queued up that someone is interested in
[02:17:56] <Bytram> Runaway1956: btw, I see you saw my /invite to #folding-rank :D
[02:20:44] <Runaway1956> Yes, I think I'm there now, thank you
[02:20:58] <Runaway1956> yup
[02:21:23] <Runaway1956> learned somethiing interesting today
[02:21:42] <Runaway1956> doctor gave me prescription - which is what doctors do
[02:21:56] <Runaway1956> doc asked me which pharmacy I use
[02:22:31] <Runaway1956> told her that I've been going to Walmart - primarily because of spelling issues - which is a longish story
[02:22:57] <Runaway1956> Doc suggested that I NOT use Walmart, because she was giving me a controlled substance
[02:23:07] <Runaway1956> which raised my eyebrow a bit
[02:23:34] <chromas> Maybe they cut out the good bits like with their CDs
[02:23:41] <Bytram> tracking--
[02:23:41] <Bender> karma - tracking: -2
[02:23:45] <Runaway1956> I was told that Walmart restricts the quantity of pills so as to avoid any scrutiny from regulates
[02:24:12] <Runaway1956> go to privately owned pharmacy, they'll fill the script just as she wrote it
[02:24:51] <Runaway1956> so I have a 1 month supply of my drug, instead of having to go back in two weeks
[02:24:51] <Bytram> pendulum swings back (too far) after the horses have left the barn
[02:25:00] <c0lo> Is bytram around? martyb has been quite generous with his zeros in https://soylentnews.org
[02:25:00] <Bytram> yuppers
[02:25:01] <systemd> ^ 03U.S. Surpasses 250,000 Covid-19 Deaths - SoylentNews
[02:25:55] <Bytram> c0lo: generous with zeroes?
[02:26:17] * Runaway1956 fails to see them
[02:26:38] <c0lo> 10970 vs the actual 1970?
[02:26:51] <Bytram> hrrrm?
[02:26:56] * Bytram takes a look
[02:27:13] <chromas> It's the year 10970 and we're still flattening the curve
[02:27:24] <chromas> Intel is still on 14nm
[02:27:42] <c0lo> chromas++
[02:27:42] <Bender> karma - chromas: 311
[02:28:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Surpasses 250,000 Covid-19 Deaths - https://sylnt.us - putting-things-into-perspective
[02:30:20] <Bytram> yeah? I'm still seeing 10,970 as the value when I hover over the right-most graph value for the graph "Daily Deaths" (Deaths per Day, Data as of 0:00 GMT+0)
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[02:31:22] <Bytram> c0lo: ^^^
[02:32:06] <chromas> I get 10,758
[02:33:10] <c0lo> Bytram - wipe out your eyeglasses. Check the scale on the left - the unit is still in on 1k.
[02:33:16] <chromas> Is 10k worldwide and 1970 US-only?
[02:33:27] <c0lo> At US only.
[02:33:59] * chromas activates 45GB of javascript
[02:34:19] <c0lo> s/At US/1970 at US/
[02:34:20] <SedBot> <c0lo> 1970 at US only.
[02:34:48] <Bytram> c0lo: may have found it... thanks for pointing it out!
[02:35:11] <c0lo> That what the cited para sez: "COVID-19 took the lives of 10,970 people *in the US*"
[02:35:36] <Bytram> yeah looking sat graph for World not just US
[02:35:52] <Bytram> s/sat/at/
[02:35:52] <SedBot> <Bytram> yeah looking at graph for World not just US
[02:36:02] <chromas> Everyone else was exaggerating, so why can't we?
[02:36:10] <chromas> c0lo++
[02:36:10] <Bender> karma - c0lo: 9
[02:36:17] <Runaway1956> Uhhhh, wow - the Tyson story in the queue
[02:36:32] <chromas> Are they takin' muh chicken away?
[02:36:57] <Runaway1956> nahhh, they force workers with covid to keep working - on the meat processing lines
[02:37:06] <c0lo> chromas, just don't try to adjust the reality to the exageration. Let this to Trump, he's an expert.
[02:39:25] <Bytram> c0lo: Did not appreciate the "Fishy, martyb" title to your comment. Was that snark really necessary?
[02:40:53] <c0lo> Apologies for it.
[02:41:52] <c0lo> That's what passed through my mind "The number isn't quite right, something's fishy here, lemme check"
[02:42:42] <c0lo> Not in my intention to make it appear as implying martyb is fishy, but, yes, this is how it turned out.
[02:42:46] <Bytram> apology accepted.
[02:42:50] <c0lo> Unreserved apologies again.
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[02:44:47] * Runaway1956 checks fridge for fish
[02:45:05] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[02:45:06] <systemd> Submitting "RadioShack will live forever as a zombie brand"...
[02:45:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, were you confused about who you were talking to or did you just want to make a fish pun and i wasn't handy?
[02:45:28] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03RadioShack Will Live Forever as a Zombie Brand" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
[02:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> radioshack zombies is best zombies
[02:46:37] <Runaway1956> radioshack zombies don't want your brains, they want your RX/TX
[02:47:16] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[02:47:47] <chromas> Ask Soylent: When it's cold, you say "brrr"...what's the opposite of that?
[02:47:58] <chromas> What's the appropriate exclamation for when it's hot?
[02:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, "hot enough for you?"
[02:48:10] <chromas> oh yeah
[02:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i'm smart though
[02:49:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i say "close the door, you're letting the AC out"
[02:50:00] <Bytram> c0lo: <p>In just one day — yesterday, Wednesday, November 18, 2020 — COVID-19 took the lives of <a href="https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/">2,065 people in the US</a>. At that rate, in excess of 86,000 <em>more</em> Americans will die between today and the end of the year. Deaths tend to lag infection onset by about a month. As the case rate experiences exponential growth, expect a commensurate increase in deaths
[02:50:00] <Bytram> before year's end.</p>
[02:50:01] <systemd> ^ 03404 Not Found
[02:50:24] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com
[02:50:25] <systemd> Submitting "LAPD sergeant files lawsuit after repeatedly being disciplined for personal social media posts"...
[02:50:45] <Runaway1956> we need to see about 5 million similar lawsuits around the country
[02:50:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03LAPD Sergeant Files Lawsuit After Repeatedly Being Disciplined for Personal Social Media Posts" (91 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima go smoke and ponder the idea that most of the human brain is rom instead of eprom
[02:51:42] <c0lo> Runaway1956, how about 5 million more nurses and hostipal beds?
[02:51:59] <c0lo> s/hostipal/hospital/
[02:51:59] <SedBot> <c0lo> Runaway1956, how about 5 million more nurses and hospital beds?
[02:52:39] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: nah it's nand flash
[02:52:59] <chromas> by the time you're an adult, most of it's run out of writes
[02:53:35] <chromas> That's why people become conservative as they get older—they have to be careful what changes they make
[02:55:50] * Runaway1956 checks the closet for another 5 million nurses
[02:55:58] <Runaway1956> you're on your own for the beds
[02:56:18] <chromas> According to the internet, the new Animaniacs won't have Hello Nurse because muh sexisms
[02:56:53] * Runaway1956 begins polling nurses to see how many hate sex
[02:57:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, good, that ming guy's a bastard
[02:57:29] <Runaway1956> I know better than to click on clickbait . . .
[02:57:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt queen flash
[02:57:32] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Queen - Flash (Official Video)
[02:57:42] * Runaway1956 resists the urge to click it
[02:57:43] <Bytram> Runaway1956: Bes? Improvise. Just get a air mattress, but be very very careful with the IVs
[02:58:07] <Bytram> Runaway1956: Beds? Improvise. Just get a air mattress, but be very very careful with the IVs
[02:58:28] <Runaway1956> and no shoes with cleats - football, golf, whatever
[02:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> or cats
[02:59:18] <Bytram> c0lo: story updated. Might take a few minutes to get through the cache and out to the main page. thank you for pointing that out.
[02:59:31] <Bytram> teamwork++.
[02:59:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no hello nurse?! WTF?! it ain't like Dot didn't break out hello Mel plenty too.
[02:59:41] <Runaway1956> I done it, I clicked the click bait . . . for your veiwing pleasure here it is
[02:59:52] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[02:59:53] <systemd> ^ 03Men with small penises have this advantage over well-hung guys
[03:00:44] <chromas> But my salary's not high at all
[03:01:09] * chromas frowns at being a statistical outlier
[03:01:29] <Runaway1956> outliers have all the fun, don't they?
[03:01:52] <Bytram> would you trust an out liar?
[03:02:21] <Runaway1956> no, but survey sez, Zuckerberg has 0.78 inches
[03:02:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> empirical evidence every four years would say a resounding yes
[03:02:41] <Bytram> maybe they're just *saying* they're having all that fun.
[03:02:48] <Bytram> break time
[03:02:50] <Bytram> afk
[03:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt hello nurse
[03:03:02] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- The Animaniacs - "Hello Nurse" - Song - Original
[03:07:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Surpasses 250,000 Covid-19 Deaths [Updated] - https://sylnt.us - putting-things-into-perspective
[03:09:08] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[03:09:10] <systemd> Submitting "In Striking Rebuke, Consumer Reports Finds Tesla Has Second-Worst Reliability Of Rated Cars"...
[03:09:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03In Striking Rebuke, Consumer Reports Finds Tesla Has Second-Worst Reliability of Rated Cars" (18 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:12:29] <Runaway1956> https://ifpnews.com
[03:12:31] <systemd> ^ 03Iran Launches Modern Heavy Ocean-Going Warship
[03:12:51] <Runaway1956> looks to me like some tramp coastal freighter repurposed
[03:16:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. prolly fine for their purposes though since their purposes aren't going to be attacking anyone who can easily sink it.
[03:19:47] <c0lo> https://www.reuters.com
[03:19:48] <systemd> ^ 03Georgia affirms Biden's victory as Trump attempts to undermine election
[03:20:08] <c0lo> (just in case you didn't already know)
[03:20:31] <Runaway1956> Hmmm - wonder what happens if you grow your magic mushrooms in mulch from marijuana plants?
[03:21:13] <Runaway1956> better yet, feed your cattle the mulch from marijuana, and grow your 'shrooms in that
[03:24:39] <c0lo> CDC recommends you give all the thanks of the day that you need *at home* https://www.reuters.com
[03:24:40] <systemd> ^ 03U.S. disease experts: Don't travel for Thanksgiving
[03:24:52] <Runaway1956> erotic lizards?
[03:24:56] <Runaway1956> https://www.upi.com
[03:24:57] <systemd> ^ 03Exotic lizard found under New York state woman's trash can
[03:25:32] <Runaway1956> can't look at either of those two words without thinking of the other
[03:26:39] <Runaway1956> =submit https://phys.org
[03:26:41] <systemd> Submitting "Astronaut: SpaceX Dragon beats shuttle, Soyuz for launching"...
[03:27:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Astronaut: SpaceX Dragon Beats Shuttle, Soyuz for Launching" (21 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:28:24] * Runaway1956 looks up recipes for Roast Baby Yoda
[03:35:50] * c0lo recommends Runaway1956 a substitute https://ruinmyweek.com
[03:37:57] <Runaway1956> little green thing would look good in a pickle jar
[03:38:07] <Runaway1956> baby jar-jar jar
[03:41:03] <c0lo> the swamp https://www.thedailybeast.com
[03:41:04] <systemd> ^ 03Sen. Perdue Helped Defense Contractor
[03:41:29] * Runaway1956 considers a nap
[03:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> jar-jar isn't nearly as annoying if you switch languages to something you don't speak and watch it that way
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[03:49:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, nuff cat videos. time for bed.
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[04:28:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. National Science Foundation (NSF) Plans to Decommission Arecibo Observatory Telescope - https://sylnt.us - x-files
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[05:46:04] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[05:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> throw it a box. authoritarian governments love boxes.
[05:54:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupidass coffee^Wme
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[06:03:52] <c0lo> Sleep well https://twitter.com
[06:03:53] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[06:25:32] <carny> i found the full rudy guiliani press conference at https://www.youtube.com
[06:25:34] <systemd> ^ 03🔴 LIVE: Trump Campaign Legal Team Holds Press Conference in DC 11/19/20
[06:25:54] <carny> the useful content starts at 58 minutes in
[06:26:31] <carny> good audio quality for the speakers but typically poor audio for the press mumbling their questions in the back of the room
[06:27:18] <carny> and here's an alternate in case that one gets censored https://www.youtube.com
[06:27:20] <systemd> ^ 03Rudy Giuliani and Trump Campaign's Legal Team Hold Press Conference 11/19/20
[06:27:47] <carny> but no matter what happens nobody can say there's 'no evidence' after this
[06:28:22] <carny> and i was surprised to learn that no lawsuits have been dismissed by the actual trump team
[06:28:54] <carny> apparently those were all individual suits by third parties who lacked standing
[06:29:23] <carny> so we're being lied to even about what cases are being brought forward
[06:30:51] <chromas> Nonsense, poopypants! Of course we can say there's no evidence
[06:32:14] <chromas> Also it is pretty hilarious listening to the press peeps try to talk their way through their socially distanced masks
[06:33:55] <carny> when i was seeking through the first 58 minutes to find when the action started i heard the reporter for whichever outlet made that recording adjusting her mask and saying 'we're following the rules here in the swamp'
[06:33:57] <c0lo> This fer yea, carny, stay informed https://twitter.com
[06:33:59] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[06:34:31] <carny> i thought that was cute
[06:34:46] <chromas> dupe
[06:35:29] <carny> i guess mitt romney hasn't bothered to learn anything either
[06:35:50] <carny> not surprising since he's just a political whore and not a very intelligent one at that
[06:36:07] <chromas> I get all my best wisdoms from career politicians tweeting screenshots of text.
[06:36:17] <carny> lol
[06:36:34] <carny> chromas: but let's not accuse him of being a full career politician
[06:36:58] <carny> before that he was a career corporate raider who destroyed countless lives and looted pension funds
[06:37:02] <chromas> oh is he only part time? shame about the benefits
[06:37:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astronaut: SpaceX Dragon Beats Shuttle, Soyuz for Launching - https://sylnt.us
[06:37:16] <carny> so that makes him more trustworthy than joe biden
[06:38:04] <carny> c0lo: i challenge you to watch that video and count up the lies and mistakes the legal team is making
[06:39:03] <carny> you should be able to comfortably watch it at 1.25 speed at least if you want to save some time
[06:42:58] <carny> sidney powell answers a question somewhere in the middle and discusses the seized servers and it was quite disturbing
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[06:44:01] <SoyCow7066> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[06:44:03] <systemd> Submitting "Caribbean cruise COVID outbreak expands; Cruise line cancels voyages"...
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[06:44:11] <carny> rudy confirms my earlier statements about the so called audit being a farce in georgia due to the tainted mail in ballot opening
[06:44:12] <SoyCow7066> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[06:44:13] <systemd> Submitting "Cisco rolls out fix for Webex flaws that let hackers eavesdrop on meetings"...
[06:44:19] <SoyCow7066> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[06:44:21] <systemd> Submitting "Apple drops its cut of App Store revenues from 30% to 15% for some developers"...
[06:44:25] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Caribbean Cruise COVID Outbreak Expands; Cruise Line Cancels Voyages" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:44:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Cisco Rolls Out Fix for Webex Flaws That Let Hackers Eavesdrop on Meetings" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:44:42] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Apple Drops its Cut of App Store Revenues From 30% to 15% for Some Developers" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:46:54] <c0lo> carny, just 10 seconds for yea https://youtu.be
[06:46:57] <systemd> ^ 03Rudy Giuliani to Judge: "This Is Not a Fraud Case" ( https://www.youtube.com )
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[06:47:26] <c0lo> 10 seconds under oath
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[06:47:52] <carny> c0lo: out of context and ignorant of how legal proceedings work
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[06:48:03] <carny> i think i addressed that one already
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[06:50:34] <c0lo> https://www.washingtonexaminer.com
[06:50:35] <systemd> ^ 03Tucker Carlson: Trump attorney Sidney Powell refused invite to share evidence of software flipping votes
[06:51:29] <carny> of course she does she's an experienced attorney not an idiot novice
[06:51:47] <carny> i wouldn't give the opposition an early peek at my evidence before trial either
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[06:52:46] <carny> criminal standards of discovery and disclosure do not apply here and anyone qualified to analyze the situation knows that
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[06:53:05] <carny> or they're just lying leftists who don't care
[06:53:27] <carny> come on this is too easy give me something with meat on it ;]
[06:53:53] <carny> or watch the first video i linked and learn the actual facts of the cases being brought
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[06:55:07] <carny> if you were serious about helping the democrats you'd watch the video and look for attack surfaces
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[06:55:30] <carny> i'll give you a spoiler
[06:56:05] <carny> at one point one of the lawyers summarizes what has already been presented and says 'this summary is our opening statement' or something like that
[06:56:40] <carny> i can't remember if that was powell or ellis but either way she's being honest
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[07:04:52] <c0lo> Atack surfaces, yeah https://en.wikipedia.org
[07:04:53] <systemd> ^ 03Dennis L. Montgomery - Wikipedia
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[07:09:12] <carny> i have no idea what that has to do with the election
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[07:18:20] <c0lo> Just saying Dennis is more credible than Chavez. Be it only because he's alive.
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[07:44:18] <c0lo> https://apnews.com
[07:44:19] <systemd> ^ 03Wisconsin issues recount order in 2 counties as Trump wanted
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[08:46:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RadioShack Will Live Forever as a Zombie Brand - https://sylnt.us - b-b-b-but-zomies-are-already-dead
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[10:19:09] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com
[10:19:10] <systemd> Submitting "Paquette: Has the media been manipulating the Trump vs. Biden battle since election day? You tell us."...
[10:19:32] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Paquette: Has the Media Been Manipulating the Trump Vs. Biden Battle Since Election Day? You Tell Us" (58 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[10:22:37] <AzumaHazuki> ahh, there we are, the morning dose of Fox News Jihadi paranoia
[10:23:01] <AzumaHazuki> or maybe OANN since Fox is apparently a bunch of liberal commie Jew Muslim mexicam illegal terr'ist cuck TRAITORS now, LOL
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[10:25:14] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[10:25:16] <systemd> Submitting "Star Wars novelist says Disney won’t pay him royalties it owes him"...
[10:25:37] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Star Wars Novelist Says Disney Won’t Pay Him Royalties It Owes Him" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:25:47] <Runaway1956> Sometimes, you're amusing 'zumi - not often though
[10:26:17] <AzumaHazuki> no one cares what you think though
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[10:29:22] <Runaway1956> Oh - and millions care what 'zumi things?
[10:29:49] <Runaway1956> Are you one of those mythical "influencers" on You-tubbies?
[10:30:37] <AzumaHazuki> you have negative credibility at this point is what i mean
[10:30:43] <AzumaHazuki> people groan and roll their eyes when you post
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[10:32:46] <Runaway1956> Awwww, isn't that sweeeeeet, little lesbo decides who is credible and who is not
[10:32:52] <Runaway1956> score one for feminism
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[10:34:09] <AzumaHazuki> have i hit a nerve? :) when you start slinging slurs--after a Giuliani-sized pause (wiping the flop sweat?) you know I've nailed you
[10:34:24] <AzumaHazuki> go back to bed, grandpa. it's too early for an old man to be rambling around
[10:34:35] <Runaway1956> Yeah, you've hit a nerve - I saw a toad jump out in the yard
[10:34:45] <Runaway1956> Stop being a retread, alright?
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[10:34:49] <AzumaHazuki> ...aaaand now the nonsequiturs start
[10:35:19] <AzumaHazuki> it's about time they packed you off to a home somewhere. your performance has been deteriorating for weeks
[10:36:06] <AzumaHazuki> also here's a revelatory clue: stop taking the bait. you are so easy.
[10:36:36] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.bbc.com
[10:36:40] <systemd> Submitting "The Caribbean islands poisoned by a carcinogenic pesticide"...
[10:37:01] <Runaway1956> Ya know, you would be far more useful making submissions, than lurking on IRC to insult your betters
[10:37:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Caribbean Islands Poisoned by a Carcinogenic Pesticide" (26 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:37:19] <Runaway1956> that's a real revelation for you
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[10:38:02] <AzumaHazuki> when have i ever insulted my betters on IRC?
[10:38:21] <AzumaHazuki> there's a serious unsubstantiated assumption in there, old man :D
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[10:40:09] <Runaway1956> https://www.nytimes.com
[10:40:10] <systemd> ^ 03Army Agrees to Review Thousands of Unfavorable Discharges for Veterans
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[10:42:53] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[10:42:55] <systemd> Submitting "Google Searches For 'Reloading Ammo' Explode Amid Nationwide Shortage"...
[10:43:17] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Google Searches for 'Reloading Ammo' Explode Amid Nationwide Shortage" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[10:43:43] <Runaway1956> Hey - question in regards to your new vocation
[10:43:57] <AzumaHazuki> oh goodie. shoot.
[10:44:17] <Runaway1956> where do most of your prescriptions get filled? I learned something yesterday, that may be just local, or may be nationwide
[10:45:03] <AzumaHazuki> wrong type of question. i'm an inpatient worker, not outpatient
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[10:45:25] <Runaway1956> So, all yours are filled in the hospital, I take it
[10:45:41] <Runaway1956> Was given a script for a "controlled substance"
[10:46:00] <Runaway1956> then, asked where I usually go for prescriptions
[10:46:19] <Runaway1956> when I answered that Walmart had all my stuff, I was advised to NOT go to walmart
[10:46:31] <AzumaHazuki> "a controlled substance." that explains a lot
[10:46:45] <Runaway1956> they don't like filling prescriptions for controlled, so they usually give you a two-week supply,
[10:46:59] <Runaway1956> forcing you to come back again - and again - for however long the script lasts
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[10:47:44] <Runaway1956> gubbermint oversight and intimidation at work
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[10:48:56] <AzumaHazuki> yeah yeah, thuh eeeebil gubbamint
[10:49:28] <Runaway1956> actually - yes - gubbermint has over reacted to an opioid crisis in many cases
[10:49:42] <Runaway1956> and corporate policy can make that over reaction worse than need be
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[10:50:26] <AzumaHazuki> i know, i know, you just want your percocet...
[10:50:44] <Runaway1956> Of course - to be fair - I lock my stuff into a safe, knowing that SOME people who come through my home DO abuse drugs
[10:51:12] <AzumaHazuki> "come through your home?"
[10:51:21] <AzumaHazuki> what, is it open to the four winds or something?
[10:51:47] <Runaway1956> I'm not a complete hermit dummy - I have three sons, two stepsons, and a small army of grandkids etc
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[10:52:38] <Runaway1956> and before you ask, the eldest grandchildren are well into their twenties, looking at their thirties
[10:53:02] <AzumaHazuki> and, this being arkansas, statistically at least one of them has a pill habit
[10:53:23] <Runaway1956> This being America, you mean - Arkansas isn't unique
[10:53:38] <Runaway1956> how many druggies are there in Beefalo, New York?
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[10:53:47] <AzumaHazuki> no idea, i never counted
[10:54:19] <Runaway1956> so, one more time, you put keyboard in gear without engaging brain
[10:55:05] <AzumaHazuki> turn the projector off, movie theaters aren't open yet
[10:55:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Photos is the Latest “Unlimited” Plan to Impose Hard Limits - https://sylnt.us
[10:55:54] <AzumaHazuki> ...and as much fun as it's been learning the fucked up stuff i suspected about you and yours is true, i have to go do productive work now. i suggest "not being a pill-popping junkie" for the future. Sayounara~
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[10:56:01] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.naturalnews.com
[10:56:03] <systemd> Submitting "Self-cannibalism: Scientists create first lab-grown “steak” with human cells and expired blood donations, allowing you to EAT your own FLESH"...
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[11:00:34] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh, more extra zeros - this time in Georgia
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[11:15:26] <c0lo> https://apnews.com
[11:15:27] <systemd> ^ 03EXPLAINER: Why AP called Georgia for Biden
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[11:17:16] <c0lo> https://news.yahoo.com
[11:17:23] <systemd> ^ 03Late night hosts found Rudy Giuliani's 'insane' press conference meltdown hilarious with a hint of coup
[11:18:05] <c0lo> https://www.thedailybeast.com
[11:18:06] <systemd> ^ 03All the Best Late-Night Jokes About Rudy Giuliani’s Literal Meltdown
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[11:23:14] <c0lo> https://www.businessinsider.com
[11:23:15] <systemd> ^ 03Biden urged not to pick Eric Schmidt, former Google CEO, in admin role - Business Insider
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[11:24:52] <c0lo> https://www.businessinsider.com
[11:24:53] <systemd> ^ 03Mitt Romney rips Trump for his latest attempt to subvert the election - Business Insider
[11:25:24] <Runaway1956> Huh - with a Biden white house, Romney can get back to the business of shipping US industry to China
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[11:30:02] <c0lo> https://www.forbes.com
[11:30:03] <systemd> ^ 03Giuliani’s Wild Press Conference, Debunked: No Trump Campaign Voter Fraud Theories Are Holding Up In Court
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[11:33:42] <c0lo> https://www.cato.org
[11:33:43] <systemd> ^ 03No, The Presidential Election Was Not Rigged by Hacked Voting Machines
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[11:44:57] <systemd> ^ 03Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse illegally bought gun with coronavirus stimulus check
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[11:47:38] <Runaway1956> Uhhhh - on the face of it, that looks like disinformation c0lo
[11:48:08] <Runaway1956> kyle is only 17, and probably a dependent on his parent's tax returns - his parents would have got that coronaviruse money
[11:48:39] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.nytimes.com
[11:48:39] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[11:48:54] <Runaway1956> huh - you'd think New York Times would work
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[12:41:56] <c0lo> https://www.politico.com
[12:41:56] <systemd> ^ 03Opinion | Why Michigan’s Top Legislators Should Cancel that Meeting with Trump
[12:42:12] <c0lo> TIL: Michiganders
[12:43:07] * c0lo wonders if there is the such a thing as Michigeese?
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[13:07:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Dismisses Apple’s “Theft” Claims in Epic Games Lawsuit - https://sylnt.us - epic-decision
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[13:27:41] <Runaway1956> Aristarchus whining - read that little subthread to the end, please
[13:27:47] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[13:27:48] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Reddit removed me from my own legal, non-abusive community ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[13:57:54] <aristarchus> I wonder if aristarchus wants his nick back badly enough to apologize for his own misconduct
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[14:24:10] <Bytram> c0lo++ LOL! Michiganders / Michigeese?
[14:24:10] <Bender> karma - c0lo: 10
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[14:33:11] <Bytram> arti|work: Your nick has been on a join/quit kick for hours
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[14:45:28] <Bytram> =blame
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[15:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban arti|work!~textual@*.res.rr.com
[15:03:04] -!- mode/#soylent [+b arti|work!~textual@*.res.rr.com] by Aphrodite
[15:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick arti|work
[15:03:17] -!- arti|work was kicked from #soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[15:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban arti|work!~textual@*.res.rr.com GET A BOUNCER
[15:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah
[15:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> .op
[15:04:13] -!- mode/#soylent [+o TheMightyBuzzard] by Aphrodite
[15:04:42] <lld> looks like socal Rogers ISP?
[15:04:56] <lld> those rolling blackouts must be bad
[15:05:08] <lld> oh wait, those are quits, not timeouts
[15:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, bans don't get a reason, kicks do. duh
[15:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> .deop
[15:05:36] -!- mode/#soylent [-o TheMightyBuzzard] by Aphrodite
[15:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackers Can Use Just-Fixed Intel Bugs to Install Malicious Firmware on PCs - https://sylnt.us
[15:39:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: FYI: I tried putting a 30 minute kline on arti!work
[15:55:29] <Bytram> gtgg, biab
[16:04:12] <chromas> Poor arti. But I haven't seen much out of him all year
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[17:03:30] <FatPhil> is the #US_Election channel needed any more? Seems like the level of discussion here isn't too overwhelming.
[17:08:26] <lld> is it causing server load issues? :)
[17:23:36] <FatPhil> the election? yeah, it's causing outbreaks of 5G too.
[17:24:25] <lld> might explain why I just got a 5G phone
[17:26:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Corning Creates Anti-Viral/Bacterial Paint that Survives 6-Years'-Worth of Scrubbing - https://sylnt.us - xkcd-1161
[18:22:47] <Runaway1956> Hey, there's a new Onion/Babylon Bee site that skewers Arabs
[18:22:53] <Runaway1956> https://alhudood.net
[18:22:54] <systemd> ^ 03Students at local school memorize lesson in independent thinking
[18:23:51] <chromas> dem kebabs
[18:24:34] <Runaway1956> I don't think the site works exactly right - I've not figured out how to browse on it, and keep English
[18:26:09] <chromas> "Trump barricades self in White House, swallows key"
[18:26:14] <chromas> good find
[18:26:17] <chromas> Runaway1956++
[18:26:18] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 21
[18:26:59] <chromas> "Arabs await emergence of their new leader in tight US election race"
[18:27:02] * Runaway1956 imagines his next bowel movement will be rough
[18:27:26] <chromas> Jar Jar is the key to all this, if we can just get him working
[18:27:50] <chromas> Jar Jar steps in the poo, finds the key. George was right all along.
[18:29:01] <Runaway1956> Crown Prince Jared bin Kushner
[18:29:51] <Runaway1956> lets see if the bots accept it for a sub
[18:30:05] <Runaway1956> =submit https://alhudood.net
[18:30:08] <systemd> Submitting "Saudi Arabia launches Operation Swamp Storm to restore legitimate government in Washington"...
[18:30:24] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO - that should trip some Democrat triggers
[18:30:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Saudi Arabia Launches Operation Swamp Storm to Restore Legitimate Government in Washington" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:30:36] <chromas> racist
[18:30:44] <chromas> you have to do the accent
[18:30:52] <chromas> it's triggas, and you're not allowed to say it anyhow
[18:31:08] <Runaway1956> We used to have Accent on the spice rack, but stopped using it
[18:32:14] <chromas> You misheard. It was "nice rack" but you stopped hearing it when it started sagging.
[18:32:33] <chromas> That's why you don't use chipboard in moist areas.
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[18:34:50] <FatPhil> Oooh, I approve of this one: https://alhudood.net
[18:34:51] <systemd> ^ 03Israel uproots freak Palestinian village that appeared between two historic settlements
[18:38:35] <Runaway1956> hilarious - we should sub a half dozen of those satires, see who catches on
[18:39:15] <Runaway1956> I think this is the proper front page https://alhudood.net
[18:39:17] <systemd> ^ 03Alhudood English - شبكة الحدود
[18:39:45] <Runaway1956> https://alhudood.net
[18:39:47] <systemd> ^ 03Man’s chin well-protected from coronavirus
[18:41:27] <Runaway1956> =submit https://alhudood.net
[18:41:29] <systemd> Submitting "Muslims ignore Uighur plight as China may have killed a thousand Muhammads but has yet to draw one"...
[18:41:51] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03Muslims Ignore Uighur Plight as China May Have Killed a Thousand Muhammads but Has Yet to Draw One" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:42:42] <chromas> I'm not big on flooding the site with coronaids stories, but I kinda wanna post this one just for the dept
[18:42:49] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[18:42:50] <systemd> ^ 03Coronavirus May Damage Testicles Without Entering Cells, Study Finds: SoylentNews Submission
[18:42:57] <chromas> from the jizz-music-stops dept.
[18:43:02] <Runaway1956> LOL
[18:43:41] <pinchy> so nothing may damage testicles without entering cells
[18:43:49] * chromas tries to sneak it under the boss' nose
[18:44:28] <Runaway1956> Throw that Trump key in front of the boss's nose - that should keep him distracted
[18:44:30] <pinchy> since corona doesnt exist I substitute that with every reference I see of it
[18:45:08] <pinchy> "corona kill my grandpa" so nothing killed ur grandpa
[18:45:26] <pinchy> "I got corona" ie "I got nothing"
[18:45:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> corona can kill me
[18:45:54] <chromas> no coronation?
[18:45:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> what'd you get pinchy?
[18:46:21] <pinchy> nothing cept my 2 front teef
[18:49:39] <pinchy> prolly need to create a list of the biggest frauds in last 100 years
[18:49:43] <pinchy> 1. the holocaust
[18:49:50] <pinchy> 2. virus/vaccines
[18:50:03] <chromas> aw that coronated testis article is ancient
[18:52:44] <pinchy> 3. the food pyramid
[18:52:54] <pinchy> 4. ???? , profit etc
[19:17:49] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.globalissues.org
[19:17:51] <systemd> Submitting "A Potential Weapon Kills Over 1.5 Million Worldwide --Without a Single Shot Being Fired"...
[19:18:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A Potential Weapon Kills Over 1.5 Million Worldwide --Without a Single Shot Being Fired" (35 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:22:06] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[19:22:08] <systemd> Submitting "Dominion Voting 'Lawyers Up' Before Abruptly Backing Out Of Pennsylvania Fact-Finding Hearing"...
[19:22:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Dominion Voting 'Lawyers Up' Before Abruptly Backing Out of Pennsylvania Fact-Finding Hearing" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[19:26:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hidden World of Bacteria and Fungi Discovered on Leonardo Da Vinci's Drawings - https://sylnt.us
[19:28:40] <Bytram> =g lucida console download
[19:28:41] <systemd> https://fontsgeek.com - Lucida Console Regular : Download For Free, View Sample Text ...
[19:39:42] <Runaway1956> =submit https://reason.com
[19:39:43] <systemd> Submitting "Prison Guards Who Forced Naked Inmate To Sleep in Sewage and Urine Were Given Qualified Immunity. SCOTUS Disagreed."...
[19:40:05] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Prison Guards Who Forced Naked Inmate to Sleep in Sewage and Urine Were Given Qualified Immunity. SC" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:57:34] <Runaway1956> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[19:57:41] <systemd> Submitting "This Monogamous, Poisonous Rat Is Full of Surprises"...
[19:58:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03This Monogamous, Poisonous Rat is Full of Surprises" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[21:08:26] <SoyCow7066> =cite https://doi.org
[21:08:29] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b>:<br/>Piñar, Guadalupe, Sclocchi, Maria Carla, Pinzari, Flavia, <em>et al</em>. <b>The Microbiome of Leonardo da Vinci’s Drawings: A Bio-Archive of Their History</b>, <cite>Frontiers in Microbiology</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.3389/fmicb.2020.593401">10.3389/fmicb.2020.593401</a>)</p>
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[21:32:59] <c0lo> https://www.bbc.com
[21:32:59] <systemd> ^ 03Can Trump overturn the election result?
[21:36:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Caribbean Islands Poisoned by a Carcinogenic Pesticide - https://sylnt.us
[21:59:05] <Runaway1956> exposing the Democrats
[21:59:10] <Runaway1956> https://m.youtube.com
[21:59:12] <systemd> ^ 03Amazing Rat Catching With Farm Dogs Kill About 500 Rats! ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:06:13] <AzumaHazuki> congrats, you just literally compared your ideological foe to vermin and wished mass death on them! you are An Amazing Human Being! (TM)
[22:06:44] <RunawayXXXX> Exposing the Runaway exposing himself about the Democrats! Look away! Look away!
[22:07:01] <AzumaHazuki> it's like a train wreck i just can't look away from. you're shedding the last pretenses of humanity at an accelerating, nay, exponential rate
[22:07:54] <Runaway1956> You've been trolled yet again, LOL
[22:07:59] <AzumaHazuki> protip: Hugo Boss makes the spiffiest uniforms
[22:08:29] <AzumaHazuki> und yoo might evun say...zey are ze Final Solution to all of zese unfortunate vardrobe malfunctions yoo are havink!
[22:08:49] <AzumaHazuki> pity about ze face, nein?
[22:08:55] <Runaway1956> Uhhhh, real men don't have "wardrobe malfunctions"
[22:09:06] <Runaway1956> and I've never seen it happen to a real woman either
[22:09:19] <AzumaHazuki> wait, you mean you dress like that on purpose?
[22:09:33] <AzumaHazuki> i, um...i'm sorry
[22:11:35] <Runaway1956> LOLOL
[22:11:46] <c0lo> AzumaHazuki++
[22:11:46] <Bender> karma - azumahazuki: 43
[22:12:01] <Runaway1956> I thought you were working double and triple shifts trying to keep ahead of the pandemonium
[22:12:21] <AzumaHazuki> no, just the one. i'm only on day 3 of IV training and apparently absolutely crushing it
[22:12:35] <AzumaHazuki> as in "you're telling me you've never done this before?" from several pharmacists
[22:13:02] <Runaway1956> And, then they pat you on your pointy little head, and send you to mop the floors
[22:13:23] <AzumaHazuki> ...huh?
[22:14:03] <c0lo> He's sharing his memory from the Navy.
[22:14:20] <AzumaHazuki> oh, right. i forgot, he's colorblind so they only let him do the real puke stuff
[22:14:34] <c0lo> Happens to old men, telling kids about their life.
[22:15:22] <AzumaHazuki> Oldie McPillpopper here couldn't even steal valor unless he got locked in the hold with it. and it was given a bright color-contrasting label.
[22:16:13] <c0lo> Don't mock the disability, 'zumi, it's not nice.
[22:17:13] <AzumaHazuki> this is true. however, point of order: nor am I
[22:17:49] <AzumaHazuki> besides, i can practically hear him rage-huffing over the internet :D
[22:17:54] <Runaway1956> sometimes, you have to bring in the Air Force to get those democrats
[22:17:59] <Runaway1956> https://m.youtube.com
[22:18:01] <systemd> ^ 03Crested hawk hunting rat ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:18:24] <AzumaHazuki> aaaaand he keeps doing it :D
[22:18:53] * AzumaHazuki shoves a 55-gallon drum of corn kernels into an industrial oven
[22:20:09] <chromas> What's wrong with Hugo Boss?
[22:20:24] <chromas> I thought that was an actor or something
[22:20:45] <chromas> Anyhow, protips are supposed to be ironic
[22:21:17] <Runaway1956> Even the Brits get into the action
[22:21:21] <Runaway1956> https://m.youtube.com
[22:21:24] <systemd> ^ 03The Airgun Show – Hectic daytime rat shoot, PLUS top night hunting shots with Nite Site… ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:21:52] <AzumaHazuki> He Lost, Get Over It.
[22:22:04] <AzumaHazuki> that much salt is awful for your health you know
[22:24:59] <c0lo> Just in case, Runaway, avoid heat went you dye your hair. It looks grotesque https://www.theweek.com
[22:25:03] <systemd> ^ 03Late night hosts found Rudy Giuliani's 'insane' press conference meltdown hilarious with a hint of coup
[22:25:29] <chromas> Late night hosts find everything hilarious. Except for jokes.
[22:26:01] <Runaway1956> The last time I dyed my hair was - uhhhhh - never
[22:26:22] <Runaway1956> real men go gray and/or bald and get over it
[22:26:57] <AzumaHazuki> how would you know what real men do, anyway?
[22:27:04] <c0lo> Pity late night hosts, chromas, hard to beat the surrealism of Trump's entourage lately.
[22:27:29] <chromas> They could at least try.
[22:28:00] <AzumaHazuki> eh, there comes a time when satire just isn't possible to write. reason being, to get any more unhinged than reality, you'd end up doing Dadaism
[22:28:04] <c0lo> rona may have shutdown industries in the last 10 months, but the late night hosts need to deal with the clown for 4 years.
[22:28:21] <chromas> What's wrong with dada jokes?
[22:28:28] <c0lo> Fortunately, won't be long.
[22:28:36] <RunawayXXXX> You know what they call it, when one attempts the impossible, especially more than once?
[22:28:59] <chromas> They actually don't. There's plenty of other things to laugh at besides the one jackass.
[22:29:29] <chromas> RunawayXXXX: they used to call it SOPA
[22:29:41] <c0lo> Who cares about other things when the twatterer in chif sucks all the attention.
[22:30:03] <chromas> He's not sucking anything beyond his own dick. We just keep giving him the attention.
[22:30:17] <c0lo> Maybe he should try Hugo Boss, if they are so good as 'zumi suggests?
[22:30:49] <AzumaHazuki> if he vants to dress like ein schochtruper from ze Secont Vorld Var, perhaps
[22:31:07] <chromas> Wasn't he the guy from the Lord of the Rangs?
[22:31:43] <chromas> See, Zumi just made a joke far superiorer to than anything I've seen on late night shows recently
[22:34:11] * c0lo is not familiar with Lord of the Rangs. Probably something obscure enough to dig deep on the Internet to see what's about. Unlike the clown.
[22:36:06] <chromas> Looks like it's Hugo Weaving
[22:36:07] <c0lo> chromas++ for the SOPA. Eh, good times those...
[22:36:08] <Bender> karma - chromas: 312
[22:36:30] <chromas> Weaving should be the clothing brand
[22:39:03] <chromas> c0lo: I recall some murmur about yet another sopa replacement awhile back but I guess corona masks gave the internet hate machine something else to fucus on
[22:39:24] <chromas> so it probably passed quietly in the background
[22:44:38] <c0lo> TPP-with-no-US https://www.theguardian.com
[22:44:39] <systemd> ^ 03China and 14 Asia-Pacific countries agree historic free trade deal
[22:45:07] <c0lo> Can't say I'm happy about.
[22:47:05] <c0lo> It may not be *that* v=bad, tho. China seems to have other things in mind that worry me more. And, unlike TPP, there's no neo-liberalism and MAFIAA to push onto others.
[22:47:23] <c0lo> s/v=bad/bad/
[22:47:23] <SedBot> <c0lo> It may not be *that* bad, tho. China seems to have other things in mind that worry me more. And, unlike TPP, there's no neo-liberalism and MAFIAA to push onto others.
[22:49:40] <chromas> We should start colonizing
[22:49:54] <chromas> Bring all our territories in as new states, then expand south
[22:50:02] <chromas> Make America North Again
[23:02:48] <c0lo> Meh, seems like NASA is deprioritizing Artemis, colonisation will be late this year.
[23:06:35] <FatPhil> The United States isn't the best United States, it's not even the best United States in America!
[23:09:03] <Runaway1956> Los Estados Unidos de Mexico is better?
[23:17:37] <c0lo> Caraibes are way better.
[23:22:41] <c0lo> Someone explain me this, please. Are they for real or are there some 4chans-or-the-like trolling them hard? https://twitter.com
[23:22:42] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[23:32:45] <chromas> Ckearly an op
[23:32:55] <chromas> Glowies everywhere
[23:45:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fonts for Programmers and Developers - https://sylnt.us - there-can-be-only-one
[23:47:14] <c0lo> Just in https://abcnews.go.com
[23:47:15] <systemd> ^ 03Donald Trump Jr. tests positive for COVID-19
[23:59:48] <Runaway1956> =submit https://mail.google.com
[23:59:51] <systemd> Submitting "Gmail - Email from Google"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.google.com )