#soylent | Logs for 2020-09-26

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[00:22:54] <RandomFactor> =submit https://phys.org
[00:22:58] <systemd> Submitting "Physicists develop a method to improve gravitational wave detector sensitivity"...
[00:23:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Physicists Develop a Method to Improve Gravitational Wave Detector Sensitivity" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:25:25] <RandomFactor> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[00:25:27] <systemd> Submitting "Huawei R&D Lab Catches Fire in Dongguan, China"...
[00:25:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Huawei R&D Lab Catches Fire in Dongguan, China" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:30:08] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[00:30:10] <systemd> Submitting "MS treatment a step closer after drug shown to repair nerve coating"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[00:30:32] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03MS Treatment a Step Closer After Drug Shown to Repair Nerve Coating" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[01:48:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New 3D Printing Tech Produces Smaller-than-ever Soft Gel Objects - https://sylnt.us - squishy!
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[04:00:11] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> You know what I like about Blacks?
[04:00:46] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> They're the only people here that actually share a common culture and language with us.
[04:01:22] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> For better or worse, they're uniquely American just like Irish or Italian Niggers
[04:01:40] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> You know who aren't, though?
[04:01:53] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> LATONOIDS.
[04:02:00] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> MEJOCONOS
[04:05:17] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> I have a dream: A nation where Whites and Blacks have large barbecues at the local parks without trouble.
[04:05:34] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> A nation where the Mexicans get kicked back into Mexico.
[04:06:12] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> A nation where dual-citizens are forced to declare their allegance to America or be deported to their "other nation."
[04:07:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australia has Venomous Snakes, Spiders, and… Trees - https://sylnt.us - now-imagine-a-venomous...Ent
[04:08:13] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> A nation that needs a new....heh..."House Committee regarding un-American activity."
[04:08:57] <guy_> FFS Ethanol - A lot of Mexicans are more American than you or me
[04:09:40] <guy_> When you say "Mexican" you should stipulate whether you are talking about Mexicans who have lived here, in the continental US, for a few thousand years
[04:09:50] <guy_> or recent immigrants from Mexico
[04:10:36] <guy_> You know what I like about drunks?
[04:10:41] <guy_> Not much . . .
[04:11:58] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> guy_ I am by genetics a Mexican that lived in California with centuries of Native blood.
[04:12:26] <guy_> OK
[04:12:50] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> I am a Beaner, an Injun, and a sheep-fucker
[04:13:05] <guy_> easy to believe the sheep-fucker part
[04:14:22] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> Yeah, but it ain't nuthin' compared to what Brooklyn faggots are gonna suffer
[04:14:31] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> FUCK YOU BOSTON
[04:14:45] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> FUCK YOU BROOKLYN AND MANHATTAN
[04:14:56] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> FUCK YOU MAINE (traitors)
[04:15:08] <guy_> Easy on the Maineiacs
[04:15:20] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> and FUCK ALL the NEW JERSEY ANtifa that are flooding my city.
[04:15:45] <guy_> Are they mostly privileged white cunts?
[04:16:20] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> guy_, yes, they are, but Jersey fuckers are dangerous because they're all low-class mobsters.
[04:16:26] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> Mossad fuckers etc.
[04:16:32] <AzumaHazuki> get a room (query window?) you two. i've got luminol and will be spraying down the sheets
[04:16:40] <guy_> I have no fear of garbage state lowlifes
[04:17:00] <guy_> you should get illuminated 'zumi
[04:17:24] <AzumaHazuki> blue light at night is bad for melatonin production
[04:17:44] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> Faggots.
[04:17:46] <guy_> my monitors don't blue light (much) - nice browns
[04:19:08] <guy_> at least we know that 'zumi isn't very privileged - just kinda dumb
[04:19:32] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> I bet there ain't one nigga in here
[04:19:40] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> Not a single Black guy
[04:20:03] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> look att all those names at the people who are in here and no Niggas
[04:20:04] <guy_> Would it matter? Would you be more or less insulting if there were a black guy here?
[04:20:40] <guy_> TMB is a prairie nigga - he said so a few days ago
[04:21:10] <The_Only_Soylent_Nig> I'm a sandcrab nigga.
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[04:22:10] <guy_> EF must be about our saddest member
[04:22:33] <AzumaHazuki> not even close. he's enjoying his insanity
[04:22:49] <AzumaHazuki> i guarantee his blood pressure's lower than yours, though some of that has to do with your weight
[04:25:00] <guy_> Heh - on any given day, you could be wildly wrong on that score
[04:25:12] <AzumaHazuki> he's ethanol-fueled, not cocaine-fueled
[04:25:21] <guy_> 111/79 recently
[04:26:27] <AzumaHazuki> ...the cuff goes around your upper arm, not your thumb
[04:26:52] <guy_> I was using a sphygmamonometer long before you were born child
[04:27:14] <guy_> the real thing, not these fancy digital ones
[04:27:49] <AzumaHazuki> i refuse to believe THAT'S why your right arm is about double the size of your left :v
[04:28:17] <guy_> Jesus Christ, why do you always want to know about my sex life?
[04:28:52] <AzumaHazuki> because way back when, you decided to get nasty and sexual as a tactic, and i've never let you live it down since
[04:29:01] <AzumaHazuki> some women are made of sterner stuff than you suspected :)
[04:29:47] <guy_> Now, you outright LIE. In all the years we've been on this forum, YOU have always inquired into MY sex life - never the other way around
[04:29:55] <AzumaHazuki> besides which, one of your hot button issues is your obvious and self-loathing love of dick. it's all the more obvious in real time here than it is on the forum
[04:30:07] <AzumaHazuki> your reactions are fucking hilarious
[04:30:31] <guy_> Uh-huh - you sit here and keep telling yourself crazy shit
[04:30:42] <guy_> I'm still the man that you wish you could be
[04:30:48] <AzumaHazuki> last night was several minutes of assmad silence followed by "HEY LOOK YOU GUYS A VIOLENT BLACK DUDE, CHECK IT OUT THE ORIGINAL BLM"
[04:30:50] <lld> lol
[04:31:13] <AzumaHazuki> why in Goddess' name would i ever want to be a man? gross
[04:31:53] <lld> is there any proof you are but a substandard man?
[04:31:55] <lld> :)
[04:32:23] <AzumaHazuki> well, i have a couple of used pads i can mail you if you really want them...
[04:32:48] <lld> ah you want your girl privileges
[04:33:14] <AzumaHazuki> girl privileges...ye gods, that is one of the most incel things i've ever heard in this room and that is saying something :)
[04:33:42] <lld> ooh an attack on sex lives, how horrifying
[04:33:57] <AzumaHazuki> let me guess, you were the guy who was delivered by C-section on the advice of his mother's priest because your getting anywhere near a woman's reproductive bits was a sign of the apocalypse?
[04:34:20] <lld> I guess you have nothing besides sex to compare
[04:34:58] <AzumaHazuki> sex, looks, talent, IQ, EQ, knowledge in a number of STEM fields...
[04:35:53] <lld> you haven't shown anything like that
[04:37:21] <AzumaHazuki> regarding sex: I'm not the one who's been divorced. looks, well, i'm kind of scary but otherwise well-proportioned and fit. talent: i pick up everything from pharmacology to cooking to *nix stupidly quickly.
[04:38:00] <lld> your talent is so common everyone else has it
[04:38:01] <AzumaHazuki> IQ is supposedly about 140-145 according to SAT and GRE scores. EQ, well, I can see right through peoples' stupid masks and defenses. Knowledge of STEM: see above. Self-taught all the computery and medicinal stuff. Ooh, and I cook nice, too :)
[04:38:35] <AzumaHazuki> granted my baking needs some work, but it's a conscious choice not to get good at that because that's the road to weight gain
[04:39:46] <guy_> assmad silence - I like that
[04:40:21] <AzumaHazuki> the logs are saved and timestamped
[04:40:29] <AzumaHazuki> or did you forget this channel's logged?
[04:41:10] <guy_> assmad
[04:41:28] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, that's what i said
[04:41:40] <AzumaHazuki> you can even go nananananananana nananananananana ASS MAAAAAD
[04:42:22] <guy_> I'm thinking the porkalypse is nigh
[04:43:31] <AzumaHazuki> does that mean bacon in about 5 hours? because, shit, i have a 10 hour all-dayer crosstown coming up
[04:53:42] <AzumaHazuki> =sub https://www.statnews.com from the bird-brains? dept.
[04:54:02] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://www.statnews.com from the bird-brains? dept.
[04:54:12] <systemd> Submitting "Crows possess higher intelligence long thought primarily human - STAT"...
[04:54:25] <AzumaHazuki> there we go :) tricksy corvidses
[04:54:30] <systemd> Submitting "Crows possess higher intelligence long thought primarily human - STAT"...
[04:54:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Crows Possess Higher Intelligence Long Thought Primarily Human - STAT" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:54:52] <systemd> AzumaHazuki, 04submit failed: rehash successfully returned a yuge subid (188787734), which usually means the sub is a dupe.
[04:55:09] <AzumaHazuki> No kidding? Neat, I'll check the queue
[05:11:15] <guy_> https://www.9news.com.au
[05:11:16] <systemd> ^ 03Sydney school bans Ooshies as craze proves a 'distraction'
[05:19:01] <AzumaHazuki> bloody 'ell...may as well try and make half a night of it :/
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[05:29:25] <bacteria> !next
[06:15:45] <chromas> Ask Soylent: Why don't cats have boogers?
[06:26:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Young Physicist 'Squares the Numbers' on Time Travel - https://sylnt.us - "Back-to-the-Future"-cannot-not-happen
[07:19:19] <chromas> <guy_> I knew it - EF never has a story without Jews
[07:19:19] <chromas> That's how you know EF's a Hollywood insider
[08:05:17] <FatPhil> The smartest of the crows studied eventually went into biochemistry. His name was Corvid-19.
[08:21:06] <chromas> Here, have some Sharonavirus
[08:21:10] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:21:11] <systemd> ^ 03My Sharona
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[08:50:13] <halibut> FatPhil: Corvid-19? I heard he went stark raven mad. Completely bird-brained. Authored an RNA sequence that quite literally ``went viral.''
[08:51:20] <FatPhil> Freedom of Information Act = I redact memo notion off far
[08:51:31] <FatPhil> oops, newline not wanted in paste
[08:51:48] <FatPhil> Freedom of Information Act = Far off notion: I redact memo (anagram)
[08:56:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Pretty Dire Assessment of Mozilla - https://sylnt.us - state-of-the-art
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[11:15:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows XP Source? - https://sylnt.us - all-your-code-belongs-to-us
[13:37:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feds Hit with Successful Cyberattack, Data Stolen - https://sylnt.us - who-is-next?
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[15:01:37] <RandomFactor> =submit vatch das blinkenlights https://www.space.com
[15:01:39] <systemd> Submitting "An aurora that lit up the sky over the Titanic might explain why it sank"...
[15:02:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03An Aurora That Lit Up the Sky Over the Titanic Might Explain Why It Sank" (34 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:03:21] <RandomFactor> =submit boldly going https://www.universetoday.com
[15:03:23] <systemd> Submitting "Astronauts are Getting a New Toilet Next Week - Universe Today"...
[15:03:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Astronauts are Getting a New Toilet Next Week - Universe Today" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[15:18:10] <RandomFactor> !grab lld
[15:18:10] <Bender> Added quote 986
[15:26:12] <Bytram> I just wanted to have an interesting quote ID number
[15:26:26] <Bytram> !grab Bytram
[15:26:26] <Bender> Added quote 987
[15:26:36] <Bytram> =D
[15:26:52] <RandomFactor> There is no substitute
[15:27:02] <Bytram> =blame
[15:27:02] * systemd points at Bytram
[15:27:10] <Bytram> yuppers!
[15:28:27] <Bytram> grrr, I have a limited bandwidth connection; youtube-dl does not seem to understand how to extract the video from: https://www.today.com
[15:28:29] <systemd> ^ 03Singer-songwriter Amy Allen opens up about new single ‘Heaven’
[15:33:08] <guy_> youtube-dl acts retarded sometimes
[15:33:48] <guy_> it's usually because Youtube changed something, and youtube-dl needs an update
[15:34:36] <Bytram> then again, it is dealing with NBC (and their own video hosting system in this particular case) and a whole bunch of weird obfuscation it seems
[15:35:02] <Bytram> =g csmil
[15:35:02] <systemd> https://learn.akamai.com - Using client-side URL syntax
[15:36:15] <guy_> Then, there is Fox News - their videos won't play on my system, full stop
[15:36:35] <guy_> I think they use some version of Flash, so without Flash installed, I get nothing
[15:36:49] <guy_> I have better luck with BBC these days
[15:38:23] <Bytram> I'd prolly only D/L something from Fox News if it was something in a story submission, but so far I do not recall running a problem with youtube-dl
[15:39:16] <Bytram> guy_: have you tried looking for the same video on an affiliate station?
[15:39:46] <guy_> If I'm interested enough to look at all, I look on Youtube, where the same video usually works
[15:40:07] <requerdanos> or, you know, https://www.youtube.com
[15:40:10] <systemd> ^ 03Singer-Songwriter Amy Allen Opens Up About New Single ‘Heaven’
[15:43:14] <Bytram> aha! https://youtube.com
[15:43:17] <systemd> ^ 03Singer-Songwriter Amy Allen Opens Up About New Single ‘Heaven’ ( https://www.youtube.com )
[15:43:19] <Bytram> LOL!
[15:43:32] <Bytram> requerdanos: thank you so much!
[15:45:22] <Bytram> that is so much easier than trying to isolate the URL links to the video segments that were referenced during playback on today, download them, and then attempt to reassemble them!
[15:47:27] <Bytram> Regurgitator: which I was starting to do, and then decided to do a search for the story segment on yt... came back to this channel to report my findings... and found you had beat me to it! Much appreciate the support! You guys are the best!
[15:47:50] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:47:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5355
[15:48:02] <Bytram> back in a while; break time.
[15:48:07] <requerdanos> agree, easier to just find on youtube. Peace.
[15:59:46] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.discovermagazine.com
[15:59:48] <systemd> Submitting "5 NASA Spacecraft That Are Leaving Our Solar System for Good"...
[16:00:10] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "035 NASA Spacecraft That are Leaving Our Solar System for Good" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:00:29] <RandomFactor> 2 records, 2 tablets, and a couple of CDs. Consistency FTW
[16:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MS Treatment a Step Closer after Drug Shown to Repair Nerve Coating - https://sylnt.us
[16:40:31] <guy_> Is this just bullshit, or is it pure bullshit?
[16:40:36] <guy_> https://www.rt.com
[16:40:39] <systemd> ^ 03Cop who shot Jacob Blake heard woman cry ‘he’s got my kid,’ believed he was a KIDNAPPER – lawyer
[16:41:20] <guy_> In all the time since Blake was shot, we've not heard one single word akin to "kidnap"
[16:41:34] <guy_> suddenly, the cop shot Blake because kidnapping?
[17:18:19] <requerdanos> Whose side are you on, questioning the cop's lawyer's story like that?
[17:26:55] <RandomFactor> https://www.abc.net.au
[17:26:55] <systemd> ^ 03First man cured of HIV infection, known as 'the Berlin patient' now has terminal cancer - ABC News
[17:31:19] <RandomFactor> https://www.voanews.com
[17:31:20] <systemd> ^ 03US Imposes Curbs on Exports by China's Top Chipmaker SMIC
[18:10:36] <RandomFactor> SMIC down
[18:25:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Spider Provides Promise of Pain Relief for Irritable Bowel Syndrome - https://sylnt.us - let's-hear-it-for-"crappy"-drugs
[18:34:19] <chromas> from the spider-enemas dept.
[18:37:51] <guy_> You're doing it wrong, chromas - you should swallow the spider, so it goes all the way through the pipes
[18:56:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MS (Multiple Sclerosis) Treatment a Step Closer after Drug Shown to Repair Nerve Coating - https://sylnt.us
[19:02:19] <RandomFactor> The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the fanny spout
[19:46:28] <chromas> now that's a buttpipe
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[20:45:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Games Industry Unionization Given Fresh Impetus by the Corona Virus - https://sylnt.us - scargill-lives
[21:03:44] <Ingar> there's a Skyrim mod for that
[21:03:57] <Ingar> the spider, not the corona virus
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[23:03:42] <guy_> https://www.nbcnews.com
[23:03:44] <systemd> ^ 03President Trump selects Amy Coney Barrett as Supreme Court nominee
[23:07:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Space Force Will Launch GPS Satellites on Used Falcon 9 Rockets - https://sylnt.us - flight-proven