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[23:59:42] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[23:57:23] <AzumaHazuki> has this driveby character ever had a conversation with a woman before? like, one that didn't involve a threat of restraining orders...?
[23:57:12] <Bytram> Subsentient: meet me in #editorial
[23:56:53] <Bytram> :sad face: hope it improves!
[23:56:34] <Bytram> yeah, that bot seems to have been pining for the fjords
[23:56:31] <Subsentient> Bytram: Hiyah. So what's next? Haven't been doing much productive lately, my health is getting worse
[23:56:30] <driveby> Of particular note is the complete failure of "missionary schooling" otherwise known as "sending your kids to public school to be a light unto the benighted godless masses". That was always a transparently absurd excuse, as children are in the public schools to be indoctrinated, not to indoctrinate. But now there are statistics demonstrating how stupid that feeble rationalization always was.
[23:56:25] <systemd> ^ 03The Protestant family ethic | American Enterprise Institute - AEI
[23:56:24] <driveby> https://www.aei.org
[23:56:15] <Bytram> Choo!
[23:56:09] <Subsentient> aww
[23:56:04] <Subsentient> $burrito Bytram
[23:55:50] * systemd nonchalantly hurls a scrote of jesus juice at Subsentient
[23:55:49] <Bytram> =greet Subsentient
[23:55:42] <systemd> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[23:55:41] <driveby> Bodycam playlist: https://www.youtube.com
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[23:55:21] <systemd> ^ 03/pol/ - Politically Incorrect » Thread #279058884
[23:55:18] <driveby> https://archive.4plebs.org
[23:54:56] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
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[23:37:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Edge Comes to Linux Next Month - https://sylnt.us - [t|ch]e[e|a]rs-of-joy-across-linux-land
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[21:27:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 179 Arrested in 'Operation DisrupTor' Dark Web Drug Takedown - https://sylnt.us - Tor-rid
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[19:15:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Tip From a Kid Helps Detect IOS and Android Scam Apps’ 2.4 Million Downloads - https://sylnt.us - Tik-Tok-Tip
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[17:07:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Identify New Type of Superconductor - https://sylnt.us - leads-an-orchestra-with-two-batons
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[14:55:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Experts Warn Coronavirus May Cause 'Wave' of Neurological Conditions Including Parkinson's Disease - https://sylnt.us - not-dead-is-not-enough
[14:46:49] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Diner That Isn’t Afraid to Piss Off Seamless, or Customers Who Use It" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:46:28] <systemd> Submitting "The diner that isn’t afraid to piss off Seamless, or customers who use it"...
[14:46:26] <guy_> =submit https://www.theverge.com
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[13:56:44] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Russian Trolls Have a Simpler Job Today. Quote Trump." (42 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:56:22] <systemd> Submitting "The Russian Trolls Have a Simpler Job Today. Quote Trump."...
[13:56:20] <SoyCow5769> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[13:54:59] <systemd> ^ 03A Notorious COVID Troll Actually Works for Dr. Fauci’s Agency
[13:54:58] <SoyCow5769> https://www.thedailybeast.com
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[12:58:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Dangerous Android Banking Trojan is Now Available Online for Anyone to Use - https://sylnt.us - convenience-has-a-price
[10:36:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pentagon Redirected Pandemic Funds to Defense Contractors: Report - https://sylnt.us - your-tax-dollars-at-work
[10:18:11] <FatPhil> Anyone seen /Tales from the Loop/?
[10:16:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Given Govt. Green Light, Power Plants Embark on Cryptocurrency Mining" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:16:25] <systemd> Submitting "Given govt. green light, power plants embark on cryptocurrency mining"...
[10:16:23] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.tehrantimes.com
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[08:41:14] <systemd> ^ 03The Project Gutenberg eBook of Proofs of a Conspiracy against all the Religions and Governments of Europe by John Robison.
[08:41:12] <driveby> https://www.gutenberg.org
[08:41:00] <systemd> ^ 03/pol/ - Politically Incorrect » Thread #278801745
[08:40:58] <driveby> https://archive.4plebs.org
[08:40:51] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
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[08:25:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Lays out $28 Billion Plan to Return Astronauts to the Moon in 2024 - https://sylnt.us - "De-la-Terre-à-la-Lune"
[08:11:55] <SoyCow69> Scared of the social unrest if Trump loses Florida?
[08:10:42] <SoyCow69> DeSantis outlined forthcoming legislation he said will create a series of new felonies for those involved in protests that turn violent or cause property damage
[08:09:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03‘It’s Dog-whistle Base Stuff’: DeSantis Launches Trump-styled Protest Crackdown" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:09:13] <systemd> Submitting "‘It’s dog-whistle base stuff’: DeSantis launches Trump-styled protest crackdown"...( 1 modified urls; https://politi.co )
[08:09:12] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.politico.com
[08:04:00] <SoyCow69> Good trolling
[08:03:15] <SoyCow69> “It’s not a Mike Bloomberg thing. Mike Bloomberg is one of over 44,000 people that had donated to help these people resolve their legal financial obligations.”
[07:59:06] <nuther_guy> One thing Florida cannot abide, it rich people giving money to poor people, to pay their court fines which are designed to keep them poor, and preferably in prison and not voting. It is a Jim Crow thang!
[07:55:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Florida AG Calls for Criminal Inquiry Into Bloomberg’s $16M Felon Voter Donation" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:55:30] <systemd> Submitting "Florida AG calls for criminal inquiry into Bloomberg’s $16M felon voter donation"...( 1 modified urls; https://politi.co )
[07:55:28] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.politico.com
[07:46:48] <nuther_guy> And actually, who burned the Library of Alexandria, and how many times, is a matter of historical debate, and I was not there for all of them. But the Murder of Hypatia, by Trump supporting Christian mobs opposed to science and knowledge, that tends to stick in memory.
[07:44:59] <nuther_guy> Good choice.
[07:44:12] <Ingar> Mozart's Requiem in all its glory
[07:43:38] * guy_ turns the music up to drown out the weepy bot
[07:42:36] * systemd cries in the corner
[07:41:56] <systemd> Making me submit all this trash, killing my acceptance ratio.
[07:41:52] <Ingar> I can hear her yelling downstairs
[07:41:47] <Ingar> so is Alexandria
[07:41:36] <systemd> You guys are so mean.
[07:41:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Viral TikTok of Trump Voters' Voicemail" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:40:47] <systemd> Submitting "Viral TikTok Of Trump Voters' Voicemail"...
[07:40:44] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.buzzfeednews.com
[07:38:54] <guy_> Why you lie? You burnt the library at Alexandria and was kicked out of the school.
[07:38:36] <nuther_guy> And, who are you calling "Aristarchus"?
[07:38:12] <nuther_guy> Matters not who gets credit, only that the truth prevail. I learned that early on, in the School of Alexandria.
[07:36:46] <guy_> I might resubmit it, and put my name on it.
[07:36:35] <guy_> I actually like that refinery29 sub, Aristarchus
[07:30:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Daily Caller Reporters Arrested Covering Louisville Protests After Breonna Taylor Indictment" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:29:46] <systemd> Submitting "Daily Caller reporters arrested covering Louisville protests after Breonna Taylor indictment"...
[07:29:43] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.courier-journal.com
[07:20:26] <nuther_guy> Yep, forgot all my IRC commands.
[07:19:55] <nuther_guy> nutherguy ++
[07:19:31] <nuther_guy> +weather
[07:19:12] <nuther_guy> =weather
[07:19:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Hampshire White Nationalist on Trial Over Rape Threats" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:18:50] <systemd> Submitting "New Hampshire white nationalist on trial over rape threats"...( 1 modified urls; https://abcnews.go.com )
[07:18:48] <nuther_guy> =submit https://abcnews.go.com
[07:14:50] <nuther_guy> weather Samos Greece
[07:14:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Why Do Republicans Think Kyle Rittenhouse is a Victim?" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:14:14] <systemd> Submitting "Why Do Republicans Think Kyle Rittenhouse Is A Victim?"...
[07:14:12] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.refinery29.com
[07:12:58] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Beyond White Supremacy" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:12:36] <systemd> Submitting "Beyond white supremacy"...
[07:12:33] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.dailysentinel.com
[07:02:20] <nuther_guy> I am sure he was aiming for Time magazine, but in this time of MAGAzines, and especially high-capacity MAGAzines, idiots cannot be choosers.
[07:01:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Trump Preached White Supremacy in Minnesota, America Barely Noticed" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:01:08] <systemd> Submitting "Trump Preached White Supremacy in Minnesota, America Barely Noticed"...
[07:01:04] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.rollingstone.com
[07:01:00] <nuther_guy> Trump has made the cover of the Rolling Stone!
[06:59:28] <nuther_guy> Brit, then? So sorry!
[06:56:34] <FatPhil> Nope, just because I'm more aware of everything from US current affairs to US history via US constitutional law than 99% of Americans doesn't mean I'm one of the 1% there.
[06:53:03] <nuther_guy> But, my dear fellow soylentil, I thought you were an expat American? Not true?
[06:45:26] <FatPhil> It's obvious who you are, Minh_Le, you're an idiot troll who feels inadequate.
[06:44:29] <FatPhil> More US internal affairs, and internal US affairs subs - we so lucky
[06:42:32] <nuther_guy> I guess he just could not coutenance the racial superiority, and greater sexual activity, of the jewish race.
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[06:40:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Colin Kaepernick: 'White Supremacist Institution of Policing' Must be Abolished" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:40:26] <systemd> Submitting "Colin Kaepernick: 'White Supremacist Institution of Policing' Must Be Abolished"...
[06:40:23] <nuther_guy> =submit https://bleacherreport.com
[06:40:00] <Minh_Le> Oh, that's rich. A bunch of rich jew junkie kids burn down every liberal city and it's "White Supremacy" that's the problem. Classic Jew diversion.
[06:39:56] <nuther_guy> Of course, it could be worse.
[06:38:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Homeland Security Chief Denies Downplaying White Supremacist Threat" (33 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:38:29] <systemd> Submitting "Homeland Security Chief Denies Downplaying White Supremacist Threat"...
[06:38:27] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[06:38:26] <Minh_Le> And they're friendly to talk to unlike those bitchy cunts at Supercuts.
[06:38:22] <systemd> Submit one or more links plus some text if you want
[06:38:22] <nuther_guy> =submit
[06:37:50] <Minh_Le> I frequent them because they're cheap and convenient, not because "Me so horny me love you long time."
[06:37:19] <Minh_Le> Goddammit fatphil, it's fucking obvious who I am. A white guy using a gook name and who frequents gook barbershops.
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[06:36:16] <FatPhil> the only good thing about the Sun is the tits, and I'm told they don't even have that any more.
[06:35:39] <aristarchus> There you go, Phil the Fat, Sun, UK!
[06:35:21] <FatPhil> ah, US internal affairs, gee, thanks.
[06:35:17] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03What is the Alt-right Group the Proud Boys?" (25 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:34:55] <systemd> Submitting "What is the alt-right group the Proud Boys?"...
[06:34:53] <aristarchus> =submit https://www.thesun.co.uk
[06:33:21] <FatPhil> Methinks 4% of the world's population are attention seekers.
[06:32:48] <FatPhil> so the last dozen IRC subs I see are internal US affairs, internal US affairs, internal US affairs, US internal affairs, internal US affairs, US internal affairs, internal US affairs, and US internal affairs!??!
[06:32:17] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03Bernie Sanders: U.S. Must Prepare for 'Nightmare Scenario' of Trump Delegitimizing Election Results" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:31:55] <systemd> Submitting "Bernie Sanders: U.S. Must Prepare For 'Nightmare Scenario' Of Trump Delegitimizing Election Results"...
[06:31:53] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.forbes.com
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[06:28:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Twitter" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:27:52] <systemd> Submitting "Twitter"...
[06:27:50] <SoyCow69> =submit https://twitter.com
[06:25:28] <FatPhil> Of course, we don't know what ethnicity trolly mctrollface was actually pretending to be. A vietnamese probably wouldn't say "my local vietnamese barber shop".
[06:24:07] <FatPhil> Not sure what to imagine. The only vietnamese I knew was one of the boat-people who travelled age 3. Close your eyes, and his accent was 100% west-coast American. And I don't trust the movies to have fed me authentic Vietnamese accents.
[06:16:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A German Rocket Startup Seeks to Disrupt the European Launch Industry - https://sylnt.us - high-hopes
[06:11:56] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Trump Won't Commit to Peaceful Transfer of Power" (32 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:11:34] <systemd> Submitting "Trump won't commit to peaceful transfer of power"...
[06:11:32] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.bbc.com
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[06:08:49] <chromas> You just have to imagine the accent and it becomes all too real.
[06:05:34] <FatPhil> or, more succinctly: "trollolololo"
[06:05:01] <FatPhil> I'm not racist, some of my best friends are foreign.
[06:04:28] <FatPhil> very believable
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[05:23:32] <Minh_Le> Just tryin' to help small business survive during these political lockdowns, ya know?
[05:14:29] <Minh_Le> And, believe it or not, I gave them a tip what was worth 4 times the cost of the haircut.
[05:13:03] <Minh_Le> I gave 'em a big fat thumbs up and told them that they were 100% right for feeling that way.
[05:12:44] <Minh_Le> "...we not racist but the black guy all very mad right now so we have to be careful."
[05:12:04] <Minh_Le> "...we tell black guy 'no you pay' and black guy with other black guys all start throwing magazines and things around and get loud and mean..."
[05:11:10] <Minh_Le> "...one black guy get haircut, 5 other black guy come in with him and sit around. Black guy find something wrong with haircut at last minute and try to leave without pay..."
[05:10:30] <Minh_Le> after they let me in and made sure nobody else was listening, they told me, "we lock front and back door because black men get crazy last week"
[05:09:53] <Minh_Le> (they know me as a regular customer)
[05:09:41] <Minh_Le> Walked up to the place and noticed that they had the door locked and let me in after looking out a peephole
[05:09:20] <Minh_Le> around a month ago I went to get a haircut at my local vietnamese barber shop, since they never require appointments
[05:08:56] <Minh_Le> Got a funny story to tell you, 100% true
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[05:03:57] <chromas> w00t! new trackball modded and with only one leftover screw
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[04:27:10] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03eBay Workers to Plead Guilty Over Spider Intimidation Campaign" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:26:48] <systemd> Submitting "eBay workers to plead guilty over spider intimidation campaign"...
[04:26:46] <guy_> =submit https://www.9news.com.au
[04:06:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Details its Low-Bandwidth Sidewalk Neighborhood Network - https://sylnt.us - Quis-Custodiet-Ipsos-Custodes?
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[03:24:49] <systemd> ^ 03Libs un-ironically sharing this Babylon Bee article is the best thing on Twitter today
[03:24:48] <guy_> https://notthebee.com
[03:02:45] <AzumaHazuki> what
[03:00:03] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[02:22:16] <driveby> https://api.spreaker.com
[02:22:09] <driveby> lol
[02:22:02] <systemd> ^ 03PizzaGate 2.0….Hunter Biden Linked to Sex Trafficking Ring
[02:22:01] <driveby> https://www.spreaker.com
[02:21:33] <driveby> https://i.redd.it lol
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[01:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Dangeous Firefox Glitch Can Let Hackers into Your Entire Network - https://sylnt.us - Max-Headroom-approved
[00:39:52] <AzumaHazuki> carny: explain, please?
[00:38:38] <chromas> If you leave the cookies out for a few weeks they might even grow some cute fur
[00:38:22] <carny> highly realistic art is white supremeist
[00:31:18] <AzumaHazuki> i had no idea there were cat-shaped cookie stamps
[00:31:03] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[00:31:02] <AzumaHazuki> these are precious https://twitter.com
[00:20:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Four-thousand-year-old Textile Mill Unearthed in Western Turkey -- Sott.net" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:20:18] <systemd> Submitting "Four-thousand-year-old textile mill unearthed in western Turkey -- Sott.net"...
[00:20:16] <guy_> =submit https://www.sott.net
[00:20:05] <guy_> 4000 year old loom?
[00:03:22] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Navy Releases First Tranche of USS Thresher Documents - USNI News" (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:03:00] <systemd> Submitting "Navy Releases First Tranche of USS Thresher Documents - USNI News"...
[00:02:58] <guy_> =submit https://news.usni.org
[00:00:25] <systemd> ^ 03ISS transit of Mars, September 14, 2020 ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:00:23] <Bytram> whereto? https://youtu.be