#soylent | Logs for 2020-09-24

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[00:00:23] <Bytram> whereto? https://youtu.be
[00:00:25] <systemd> ^ 03ISS transit of Mars, September 14, 2020 ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:02:58] <guy_> =submit https://news.usni.org
[00:03:00] <systemd> Submitting "Navy Releases First Tranche of USS Thresher Documents - USNI News"...
[00:03:22] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Navy Releases First Tranche of USS Thresher Documents - USNI News" (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:20:05] <guy_> 4000 year old loom?
[00:20:16] <guy_> =submit https://www.sott.net
[00:20:18] <systemd> Submitting "Four-thousand-year-old textile mill unearthed in western Turkey -- Sott.net"...
[00:20:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Four-thousand-year-old Textile Mill Unearthed in Western Turkey -- Sott.net" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:31:02] <AzumaHazuki> these are precious https://twitter.com
[00:31:03] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[00:31:18] <AzumaHazuki> i had no idea there were cat-shaped cookie stamps
[00:38:22] <carny> highly realistic art is white supremeist
[00:38:38] <chromas> If you leave the cookies out for a few weeks they might even grow some cute fur
[00:39:52] <AzumaHazuki> carny: explain, please?
[01:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Dangeous Firefox Glitch Can Let Hackers into Your Entire Network - https://sylnt.us - Max-Headroom-approved
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[02:21:33] <driveby> https://i.redd.it lol
[02:22:01] <driveby> https://www.spreaker.com
[02:22:02] <systemd> ^ 03PizzaGate 2.0….Hunter Biden Linked to Sex Trafficking Ring
[02:22:09] <driveby> lol
[02:22:16] <driveby> https://api.spreaker.com
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[03:00:03] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[03:02:45] <AzumaHazuki> what
[03:24:48] <guy_> https://notthebee.com
[03:24:49] <systemd> ^ 03Libs un-ironically sharing this Babylon Bee article is the best thing on Twitter today
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[04:06:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Details its Low-Bandwidth Sidewalk Neighborhood Network - https://sylnt.us - Quis-Custodiet-Ipsos-Custodes?
[04:26:46] <guy_> =submit https://www.9news.com.au
[04:26:48] <systemd> Submitting "eBay workers to plead guilty over spider intimidation campaign"...
[04:27:10] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03eBay Workers to Plead Guilty Over Spider Intimidation Campaign" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[05:03:57] <chromas> w00t! new trackball modded and with only one leftover screw
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[05:08:56] <Minh_Le> Got a funny story to tell you, 100% true
[05:09:20] <Minh_Le> around a month ago I went to get a haircut at my local vietnamese barber shop, since they never require appointments
[05:09:41] <Minh_Le> Walked up to the place and noticed that they had the door locked and let me in after looking out a peephole
[05:09:53] <Minh_Le> (they know me as a regular customer)
[05:10:30] <Minh_Le> after they let me in and made sure nobody else was listening, they told me, "we lock front and back door because black men get crazy last week"
[05:11:10] <Minh_Le> "...one black guy get haircut, 5 other black guy come in with him and sit around. Black guy find something wrong with haircut at last minute and try to leave without pay..."
[05:12:04] <Minh_Le> "...we tell black guy 'no you pay' and black guy with other black guys all start throwing magazines and things around and get loud and mean..."
[05:12:44] <Minh_Le> "...we not racist but the black guy all very mad right now so we have to be careful."
[05:13:03] <Minh_Le> I gave 'em a big fat thumbs up and told them that they were 100% right for feeling that way.
[05:14:29] <Minh_Le> And, believe it or not, I gave them a tip what was worth 4 times the cost of the haircut.
[05:23:32] <Minh_Le> Just tryin' to help small business survive during these political lockdowns, ya know?
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[06:04:28] <FatPhil> very believable
[06:05:01] <FatPhil> I'm not racist, some of my best friends are foreign.
[06:05:34] <FatPhil> or, more succinctly: "trollolololo"
[06:08:49] <chromas> You just have to imagine the accent and it becomes all too real.
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[06:11:32] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.bbc.com
[06:11:34] <systemd> Submitting "Trump won't commit to peaceful transfer of power"...
[06:11:56] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Trump Won't Commit to Peaceful Transfer of Power" (32 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:16:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A German Rocket Startup Seeks to Disrupt the European Launch Industry - https://sylnt.us - high-hopes
[06:24:07] <FatPhil> Not sure what to imagine. The only vietnamese I knew was one of the boat-people who travelled age 3. Close your eyes, and his accent was 100% west-coast American. And I don't trust the movies to have fed me authentic Vietnamese accents.
[06:25:28] <FatPhil> Of course, we don't know what ethnicity trolly mctrollface was actually pretending to be. A vietnamese probably wouldn't say "my local vietnamese barber shop".
[06:27:50] <SoyCow69> =submit https://twitter.com
[06:27:52] <systemd> Submitting "Twitter"...
[06:28:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Twitter" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:31:25] SoyCow4412 is now known as aristarchus
[06:31:53] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.forbes.com
[06:31:55] <systemd> Submitting "Bernie Sanders: U.S. Must Prepare For 'Nightmare Scenario' Of Trump Delegitimizing Election Results"...
[06:32:17] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03Bernie Sanders: U.S. Must Prepare for 'Nightmare Scenario' of Trump Delegitimizing Election Results" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:32:48] <FatPhil> so the last dozen IRC subs I see are internal US affairs, internal US affairs, internal US affairs, US internal affairs, internal US affairs, US internal affairs, internal US affairs, and US internal affairs!??!
[06:33:21] <FatPhil> Methinks 4% of the world's population are attention seekers.
[06:34:53] <aristarchus> =submit https://www.thesun.co.uk
[06:34:55] <systemd> Submitting "What is the alt-right group the Proud Boys?"...
[06:35:17] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03What is the Alt-right Group the Proud Boys?" (25 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:35:21] <FatPhil> ah, US internal affairs, gee, thanks.
[06:35:39] <aristarchus> There you go, Phil the Fat, Sun, UK!
[06:36:16] <FatPhil> the only good thing about the Sun is the tits, and I'm told they don't even have that any more.
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[06:37:14] aristarchus is now known as nuther_guy
[06:37:19] <Minh_Le> Goddammit fatphil, it's fucking obvious who I am. A white guy using a gook name and who frequents gook barbershops.
[06:37:50] <Minh_Le> I frequent them because they're cheap and convenient, not because "Me so horny me love you long time."
[06:38:22] <nuther_guy> =submit
[06:38:22] <systemd> Submit one or more links plus some text if you want
[06:38:26] <Minh_Le> And they're friendly to talk to unlike those bitchy cunts at Supercuts.
[06:38:27] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[06:38:29] <systemd> Submitting "Homeland Security Chief Denies Downplaying White Supremacist Threat"...
[06:38:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Homeland Security Chief Denies Downplaying White Supremacist Threat" (33 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:39:56] <nuther_guy> Of course, it could be worse.
[06:40:00] <Minh_Le> Oh, that's rich. A bunch of rich jew junkie kids burn down every liberal city and it's "White Supremacy" that's the problem. Classic Jew diversion.
[06:40:23] <nuther_guy> =submit https://bleacherreport.com
[06:40:26] <systemd> Submitting "Colin Kaepernick: 'White Supremacist Institution of Policing' Must Be Abolished"...
[06:40:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Colin Kaepernick: 'White Supremacist Institution of Policing' Must be Abolished" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:42:32] <nuther_guy> I guess he just could not coutenance the racial superiority, and greater sexual activity, of the jewish race.
[06:44:29] <FatPhil> More US internal affairs, and internal US affairs subs - we so lucky
[06:45:26] <FatPhil> It's obvious who you are, Minh_Le, you're an idiot troll who feels inadequate.
[06:53:03] <nuther_guy> But, my dear fellow soylentil, I thought you were an expat American? Not true?
[06:56:34] <FatPhil> Nope, just because I'm more aware of everything from US current affairs to US history via US constitutional law than 99% of Americans doesn't mean I'm one of the 1% there.
[06:59:28] <nuther_guy> Brit, then? So sorry!
[07:01:00] <nuther_guy> Trump has made the cover of the Rolling Stone!
[07:01:04] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.rollingstone.com
[07:01:08] <systemd> Submitting "Trump Preached White Supremacy in Minnesota, America Barely Noticed"...
[07:01:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Trump Preached White Supremacy in Minnesota, America Barely Noticed" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:02:20] <nuther_guy> I am sure he was aiming for Time magazine, but in this time of MAGAzines, and especially high-capacity MAGAzines, idiots cannot be choosers.
[07:12:33] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.dailysentinel.com
[07:12:36] <systemd> Submitting "Beyond white supremacy"...
[07:12:58] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Beyond White Supremacy" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:14:12] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.refinery29.com
[07:14:14] <systemd> Submitting "Why Do Republicans Think Kyle Rittenhouse Is A Victim?"...
[07:14:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Why Do Republicans Think Kyle Rittenhouse is a Victim?" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:14:50] <nuther_guy> weather Samos Greece
[07:18:48] <nuther_guy> =submit https://abcnews.go.com
[07:18:50] <systemd> Submitting "New Hampshire white nationalist on trial over rape threats"...( 1 modified urls; https://abcnews.go.com )
[07:19:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Hampshire White Nationalist on Trial Over Rape Threats" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:19:12] <nuther_guy> =weather
[07:19:31] <nuther_guy> +weather
[07:19:55] <nuther_guy> nutherguy ++
[07:20:26] <nuther_guy> Yep, forgot all my IRC commands.
[07:29:43] <nuther_guy> =submit https://www.courier-journal.com
[07:29:46] <systemd> Submitting "Daily Caller reporters arrested covering Louisville protests after Breonna Taylor indictment"...
[07:30:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Daily Caller Reporters Arrested Covering Louisville Protests After Breonna Taylor Indictment" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:36:35] <guy_> I actually like that refinery29 sub, Aristarchus
[07:36:46] <guy_> I might resubmit it, and put my name on it.
[07:38:12] <nuther_guy> Matters not who gets credit, only that the truth prevail. I learned that early on, in the School of Alexandria.
[07:38:36] <nuther_guy> And, who are you calling "Aristarchus"?
[07:38:54] <guy_> Why you lie? You burnt the library at Alexandria and was kicked out of the school.
[07:40:44] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.buzzfeednews.com
[07:40:47] <systemd> Submitting "Viral TikTok Of Trump Voters' Voicemail"...
[07:41:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Viral TikTok of Trump Voters' Voicemail" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:41:36] <systemd> You guys are so mean.
[07:41:47] <Ingar> so is Alexandria
[07:41:52] <Ingar> I can hear her yelling downstairs
[07:41:56] <systemd> Making me submit all this trash, killing my acceptance ratio.
[07:42:36] * systemd cries in the corner
[07:43:38] * guy_ turns the music up to drown out the weepy bot
[07:44:12] <Ingar> Mozart's Requiem in all its glory
[07:44:59] <nuther_guy> Good choice.
[07:46:48] <nuther_guy> And actually, who burned the Library of Alexandria, and how many times, is a matter of historical debate, and I was not there for all of them. But the Murder of Hypatia, by Trump supporting Christian mobs opposed to science and knowledge, that tends to stick in memory.
[07:55:28] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.politico.com
[07:55:30] <systemd> Submitting "Florida AG calls for criminal inquiry into Bloomberg’s $16M felon voter donation"...( 1 modified urls; https://politi.co )
[07:55:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Florida AG Calls for Criminal Inquiry Into Bloomberg’s $16M Felon Voter Donation" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:59:06] <nuther_guy> One thing Florida cannot abide, it rich people giving money to poor people, to pay their court fines which are designed to keep them poor, and preferably in prison and not voting. It is a Jim Crow thang!
[08:03:15] <SoyCow69> “It’s not a Mike Bloomberg thing. Mike Bloomberg is one of over 44,000 people that had donated to help these people resolve their legal financial obligations.”
[08:04:00] <SoyCow69> Good trolling
[08:09:12] <SoyCow69> =submit https://www.politico.com
[08:09:13] <systemd> Submitting "‘It’s dog-whistle base stuff’: DeSantis launches Trump-styled protest crackdown"...( 1 modified urls; https://politi.co )
[08:09:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03‘It’s Dog-whistle Base Stuff’: DeSantis Launches Trump-styled Protest Crackdown" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:10:42] <SoyCow69> DeSantis outlined forthcoming legislation he said will create a series of new felonies for those involved in protests that turn violent or cause property damage
[08:11:55] <SoyCow69> Scared of the social unrest if Trump loses Florida?
[08:25:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Lays out $28 Billion Plan to Return Astronauts to the Moon in 2024 - https://sylnt.us - "De-la-Terre-à-la-Lune"
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[08:40:51] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[08:40:58] <driveby> https://archive.4plebs.org
[08:41:00] <systemd> ^ 03/pol/ - Politically Incorrect » Thread #278801745
[08:41:12] <driveby> https://www.gutenberg.org
[08:41:14] <systemd> ^ 03The Project Gutenberg eBook of Proofs of a Conspiracy against all the Religions and Governments of Europe by John Robison.
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[10:16:23] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.tehrantimes.com
[10:16:25] <systemd> Submitting "Given govt. green light, power plants embark on cryptocurrency mining"...
[10:16:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Given Govt. Green Light, Power Plants Embark on Cryptocurrency Mining" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:18:11] <FatPhil> Anyone seen /Tales from the Loop/?
[10:36:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pentagon Redirected Pandemic Funds to Defense Contractors: Report - https://sylnt.us - your-tax-dollars-at-work
[12:58:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Dangerous Android Banking Trojan is Now Available Online for Anyone to Use - https://sylnt.us - convenience-has-a-price
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[13:54:58] <SoyCow5769> https://www.thedailybeast.com
[13:54:59] <systemd> ^ 03A Notorious COVID Troll Actually Works for Dr. Fauci’s Agency
[13:56:20] <SoyCow5769> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[13:56:22] <systemd> Submitting "The Russian Trolls Have a Simpler Job Today. Quote Trump."...
[13:56:44] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Russian Trolls Have a Simpler Job Today. Quote Trump." (42 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[14:46:26] <guy_> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[14:46:28] <systemd> Submitting "The diner that isn’t afraid to piss off Seamless, or customers who use it"...
[14:46:49] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Diner That Isn’t Afraid to Piss Off Seamless, or Customers Who Use It" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:55:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Experts Warn Coronavirus May Cause 'Wave' of Neurological Conditions Including Parkinson's Disease - https://sylnt.us - not-dead-is-not-enough
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[17:07:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Identify New Type of Superconductor - https://sylnt.us - leads-an-orchestra-with-two-batons
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[19:15:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Tip From a Kid Helps Detect IOS and Android Scam Apps’ 2.4 Million Downloads - https://sylnt.us - Tik-Tok-Tip
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[21:27:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 179 Arrested in 'Operation DisrupTor' Dark Web Drug Takedown - https://sylnt.us - Tor-rid
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[23:37:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Edge Comes to Linux Next Month - https://sylnt.us - [t|ch]e[e|a]rs-of-joy-across-linux-land
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[23:54:56] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[23:55:18] <driveby> https://archive.4plebs.org
[23:55:21] <systemd> ^ 03/pol/ - Politically Incorrect » Thread #279058884
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[23:55:41] <driveby> Bodycam playlist: https://www.youtube.com
[23:55:42] <systemd> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[23:55:49] <Bytram> =greet Subsentient
[23:55:50] * systemd nonchalantly hurls a scrote of jesus juice at Subsentient
[23:56:04] <Subsentient> $burrito Bytram
[23:56:09] <Subsentient> aww
[23:56:15] <Bytram> Choo!
[23:56:24] <driveby> https://www.aei.org
[23:56:25] <systemd> ^ 03The Protestant family ethic | American Enterprise Institute - AEI
[23:56:30] <driveby> Of particular note is the complete failure of "missionary schooling" otherwise known as "sending your kids to public school to be a light unto the benighted godless masses". That was always a transparently absurd excuse, as children are in the public schools to be indoctrinated, not to indoctrinate. But now there are statistics demonstrating how stupid that feeble rationalization always was.
[23:56:31] <Subsentient> Bytram: Hiyah. So what's next? Haven't been doing much productive lately, my health is getting worse
[23:56:34] <Bytram> yeah, that bot seems to have been pining for the fjords
[23:56:53] <Bytram> :sad face: hope it improves!
[23:57:12] <Bytram> Subsentient: meet me in #editorial
[23:57:23] <AzumaHazuki> has this driveby character ever had a conversation with a woman before? like, one that didn't involve a threat of restraining orders...?
[23:59:42] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org