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[00:34:47] <nutherguy> Squirrely lives matter!
[00:34:53] <nutherguy> https://mashable.com
[00:34:53] <systemd> ^ 03A squirrel malfunctions while eating nuts in the most 2020 mood
[00:35:13] <AzumaHazuki> LOL, Bot's leaving forever for realz he really means it yew gaize
[00:35:38] <nutherguy> Gaize? Like, gaize into the abyss?
[00:35:43] <AzumaHazuki> and apparently i've hit the big time; I've got a genuine impersonator and stalker now :) wheee, internet famous
[00:36:26] <nutherguy> fak it I'm going to submit that one
[00:36:30] <AzumaHazuki> is there some kind of badge for this? and, if i collect 8, do i go on to face the Elite four?
[00:36:34] <nutherguy> =submit https://mashable.com
[00:36:35] <systemd> Submitting "A squirrel malfunctions while eating nuts in the most 2020 mood"...
[00:36:57] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A Squirrel Malfunctions While Eating Nuts in the Most 2020 Mood" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:51:20] <kyonko> silver back
[00:51:49] <kyonko> this is what happens when you use the website as social media
[00:52:00] <kyonko> how's jimmy wales what the.social going?
[00:52:27] <kyonko> if its not open to google search, then fuck, no one who cares is going to find you to communicate
[00:52:42] <kyonko> this was the big joke of the facebook walled garden
[00:53:19] <kyonko> the facebook privacy setting of denying being indexed by search engines (!?) had a bad habit of denying access to share photos of your profile on irc
[00:53:39] <kyonko> yes, I know they had a half assed problem of being on google and some freaks didn't like that
[00:53:56] <kyonko> now only facebook pages are indexed by google and denies hotlinking to images
[00:54:29] <kyonko> so google bot actually accesses and saves the crawled pages to produce the image search result among other things
[01:17:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Discover a New Crustacean Species in One of the Hottest Places on Earth - https://sylnt.us - freeze^W-heat-dried-shrimp
[01:18:54] <AzumaHazuki> mmmm, boiled crayfish
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[01:19:11] <requerdanos> just curious, how do you pronounce "crayfish"
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[01:19:47] <AzumaHazuki> "crawdad" :)
[01:19:54] <requerdanos> yeah same here
[01:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, had to give up on kanye2020
[01:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> going with astley2020 cause he will never: give you up, let you down, run around, desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, hurt you
[01:49:07] <Bytram> so... you're saying you've been Rickrolled?
[01:49:09] <requerdanos> I am pretty sure astley isn't qualified on the citizenship angle.
[01:49:19] <nutherguy> What's wrong with Covid 2020
[01:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't they pass that amendment for ahnold yet?
[01:49:37] <requerdanos> unlike kanye, whose unqualifiedness is innate
[01:50:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i ain't seen anyone who has any business with the job run for it in decades. unqualified is a qualification.
[01:51:09] <requerdanos> sure, just observing the difference in unqualifiedness source.
[01:51:24] <AzumaHazuki> kanye west is black folks' trump
[01:51:25] <Bytram> nothing says things need to continue that way
[01:51:44] <requerdanos> I pledge to idealistically vote for the libertarian (again).
[01:51:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> pfft, he's way more fun than trump
[01:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> requerdanos, i'm tellin ya, astley. the libertarian will both make you cry and say goodbye
[01:53:18] <requerdanos> I wish I could argue with that. It's depressing that you are no doubt right.
[01:53:53] * TheMightyBuzzard doesn't even know who the libertarian is this time. which don't say much for their charisma when libertarians have no idea who's running.
[01:54:28] <requerdanos> This time it's Jo Jorgensen.
[01:54:54] <Bytram> I don't much car about charisma -- how about being able to govern and make *informed* decisions?
[01:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't get the chance if you can't get people to rally round you
[01:56:09] <AzumaHazuki> the country's dead. you're arranging deckchairs on the titanic...while it's already on the seabed
[01:56:25] <Bytram> so the leader-to-be needs to stoop to the lowest-common-denominator?
[01:57:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. you just ain't had enough decades of having cocktacular presidents and still surviving to know we'll get through most anything.
[01:57:59] <requerdanos> For what it's worth, https://www.npr.org
[01:57:59] <systemd> ^ 03Libertarians Name 2020 Candidate: Meet Jo Jorgensen
[01:58:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, no, but they better be able to convince people they're the one for the job. can't do that, don't get the job.
[01:58:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> and nobody has ever done that doing a ben stein impersonation
[01:59:04] <Bytram> =g ben stein
[01:59:05] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Ben Stein - Wikipedia
[01:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> bueller? bueller? ... bueller?
[02:00:34] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: seems you are having trouble with your keyboard.
[02:01:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:01:38] <systemd> ^ 03Bueller? - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1/3) Movie CLIP (1986) HD
[02:01:57] <requerdanos> HD from 1986. Seems legit.
[02:13:30] <requerdanos> Instead helping mod junkposts to oblivion, which is satisfying, I keep having to mod up posts with which I disagree but which do admittedly contribute to the site in some way.
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[02:40:22] <Bytram> Regurgitator: each pixel is 8x8 dots in size. ;^)
[02:40:54] <requerdanos> Oops.
[02:41:45] <Bytram> that said, they *could* have re-imaged a master print and the resolution of actual old-fashioned film would certainly handle HD
[02:42:10] <requerdanos> I confess not watching the clip to see which looks more likely.
[02:42:38] <requerdanos> of course, it could have been "upscaled" like all those deep space 9 episodes I hear about
[02:42:44] <Bytram> could prolly do a passable job with UHD... especially if they had couple prints thy could interpolate between.
[02:42:51] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:43:26] * Bytram yawns
[02:43:26] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[02:43:43] <Bytram> it's not the company, it's the time.
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[03:03:28] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[03:07:33] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org 9/15/20
[03:07:42] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
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[03:36:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Plugging in a Strange USB Drive – What Could Possibly Go Wrong? - https://sylnt.us - no-kidding
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[05:42:12] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Hey-lo folks! How ya doin'?
[05:42:55] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> The local soy-boys are threatening insurrection.
[05:43:32] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> They were raised with anemic diets, helicopter parenting, prescription drugs, and Marvel (TM) and Hunger Games (R) movies.
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[05:44:53] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> To add gasoline to the fire, a local pro-life group protested a planned parenthood clinic today.
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[05:46:03] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Personally I think attacks on womens' reproductive rights are bullshit, in fact we should require mandatory sterilization for those caught having an anchor-baby or otherwise engaging in birth tourism.
[05:47:24] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> So we pack a woman into the supreme court and hope she concentrates more on defening the first and second amendments, and the electoral college, before she attacks reproductive rights.
[05:51:15] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Otherwise, we're gonna have a loooot of nasty Mexicans around. Some Mexicans are good people. But the ones taking advantage of White guilt to move in driving shady vehicles with out-of-state-plates while looking like goddamn narcos are going to be an issue come this early November.
[05:52:30] <lld> you could just repeal jus soli
[05:53:31] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> lld, that's what I'd like to do. But that's going to take a second term of Trump assuming he isn't going to "make a deal" to sell us out to the Mexicans in favor of Jews.
[05:54:01] <lld> probably, but I'm more interested in the salt reaction from the proposal itself
[05:55:50] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> lld, that's one of the things I've always hated about working with Mexicans. They're a proud people resentful of America for offering so much opportunity, while at the same time they enjoy every benefit America has to offer while insulting its natives and history.
[05:55:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Now Everyone's a Statistician. Here's What Armchair COVID Experts Are Getting Wrong - https://sylnt.us - how-to-fool-yourself-with-statistics
[05:56:14] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Hahahaha....people still think COVID-19 is a health-hazard...cute.
[05:57:07] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Well, the reckoning is on Democratic governors to free their societies. Every new day under lockdown is a few new votes for Trump.
[05:57:47] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> So they can free their people now and admit their mistake, or their people can magically be freed on November 4th
[06:01:31] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Anyway, good night fellas. I sure will have a good night knowing that Jews, Bolsheviks, Maoists, Globalists, and general fifth-columnist shitbags will lose despite any potential "insurrection."
[06:02:52] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Now remember, fellas: when protesting nonviolently, be sure to not lay a single finger or toe on any vehicles you may be inconveniencing -- We've known since the days of Rodney King and Reginald Denny what happens when you allow your guests and yourselves to be dragged out of your vehicle.
[06:03:38] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> I got a heavy and bulky car with a manual transmission. Mess with it and your guts will be knocked all over the road faster than you can say "he wasn't supposed to do that!"
[06:06:10] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Sophice
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[07:01:59] <chromas> That one link from driveby looks like a Zumi post. I wonder if she's on the reddits
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[07:39:31] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Ay Yo Buzzard, we've been hearing some unflattering things about TN lately...
[07:39:44] <pinchy> reg green blue dies this week
[07:39:48] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Is it all those Jews that are bailing Hollywood for Nashville?
[07:40:22] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> pinchy, stop being paranoid. Everybody owns racer pigeons...did you, as a normal person, own one or two?
[07:40:51] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Oh, it was an RGB joke and not a Chuck Grassley joke. My bad!
[07:41:50] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> I 'm reading stories about Hollywood personalities, not the A-listers but background people, moving wholesale to Nashville
[07:42:45] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> I'm sorry. Not all Californians are locusts trying to shit up every neighborhood they manage to move into, but if they're from L.A. and headed to Nashville, you got trouble on your hands.
[07:44:10] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Trouble when, once established, will shit up everything in at least a 200-mile radius.
[07:46:24] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> Once these fuckers start shitting up your 2 or 3 major cities, you become another Oregon or Washington State.
[07:48:59] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> THEN...DUN DUN DUN...THEY BRING IN THE NIGGERS FROM TULSA
[07:49:06] <GangreneGoblinRuthie> HahahahahahhHEEEEHEEHOOOOOO!
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[08:07:29] <kyonko> ...
[08:07:43] <kyonko> thats an odd writing style
[08:09:26] <lld> there are many strange people on the internet
[08:09:41] <lld> you best be belivin' it, cause you're on the internet
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[08:17:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wayback Machine and Cloudflare Team Up to Archive More of the Web - https://sylnt.us - double-team-supreme
[08:19:34] <lld> except certain things that we want gone
[09:48:04] <FatPhil> https://www.sott.net
[10:36:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cheap, Innovative Venom Treatments Could Save Tens of Thousands of Snakebite Victims - https://sylnt.us - I.-Hate.-Snakes.
[12:25:06] <Bytram> quote MODE %c +b
[12:25:23] <Bytram> .op
[12:25:23] -!- mode/#soylent [+o Bytram] by Aphrodite
[12:25:43] <Bytram> .deop
[12:25:43] -!- mode/#soylent [-o Bytram] by Aphrodite
[12:27:00] <Bytram> whelp, was worth a try to see what it does... still don't know.
[12:56:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Teen 'Blasts Away' Parts of Retina by Staring Into a Pet's Laser Pointer - https://sylnt.us - do-NOT-look-into-laser-with-remaining-good-eye
[15:05:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Effects of Time and Temperature During Melanging on Dark Chocolate - https://sylnt.us - Scrumdiddlyumptious
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[15:21:34] <FatPhil> AzumaHazuki: mind if we have a private chat some time soon?
[15:22:11] <FatPhil> In a pub on my phone presently
[15:22:18] <AzumaHazuki> sure, anything in particular on your mind? I'm free for a little while longer
[15:23:47] <FatPhil> kinda political, I reckon you'll have some interesting insights
[15:23:59] <AzumaHazuki> sure
[15:50:41] * requerdanos :: *Narrator voice* :: The chat was epic. Many political problems were solved, making the world a better place. ::
[15:59:42] <AzumaHazuki> the solutions are well known. they are not allowed to be implemented
[16:00:08] <AzumaHazuki> as i've said several times before: I give up on the US. The instant that border opens up I'm going to start interviewing for jobs in Fort Erie
[16:01:37] <requerdanos> Would it help if everyone stopped voting for D and R candidates, voting only for something-different?
[16:02:05] <AzumaHazuki> depends on what the something different is
[16:02:45] <requerdanos> I'm not sure it depends all that much for the purposes of this particular question. something different being whatever third party is centrist enough to get momentum I guess.
[16:03:12] <AzumaHazuki> we don't have a centrist party. we have some center-right neoliberals and we have the Christian Taliban
[16:03:38] <requerdanos> well, there's, what, libertarians, greens, constitution party, ...?
[16:04:04] <lld> Leviathan Party
[16:04:08] <lld> :)
[16:04:56] <AzumaHazuki> i don't care any longer. the country's institutions have been fatally wounded. we're going to end up like russia if we're lucky
[16:05:55] <requerdanos> Well, recent history has shown that those broken institutions are more malleable than I would have though, which indicates at least to me that they could be bent back into shape more easily also
[16:06:41] <AzumaHazuki> all else equal? maybe. but the US doesn't exist in a vacuum and we've made a lot of enemies the world over
[16:07:06] <requerdanos> We also need to stop making enemies.
[16:07:22] <AzumaHazuki> at this rate that will only happen when there are no more enemies to make.
[16:07:38] <requerdanos> a definite change of direction would be needed, no question
[16:07:45] <AzumaHazuki> trump's "america first" slogan really means "america only, and everything and everyone else exists for our consumption"
[16:07:55] <AzumaHazuki> no one considers us a reliable ally now
[16:08:07] <requerdanos> right, and not just relative isolationism, which in itself would not be bad
[16:08:40] <requerdanos> our government in the person of president trump has shown a willingness to break agreements, so we are not reliable as an ally.
[16:09:39] <AzumaHazuki> isolationism would be foolish but not intrinsically evil
[16:09:40] <requerdanos> He won't be president forever, though, and we will need to rebuild that trust when he's out.
[16:10:11] <requerdanos> certain tendencies towards isolationism--especially not sending armed forces all around the world--might be super-helpful
[16:10:14] <AzumaHazuki> yeah good luck with that. we're not really a superpower any longer. the next step is the removal of the US dollar as global reserve currency, and that is when the game is well and truly over
[16:10:47] <AzumaHazuki> even in Canada i probably won't be safe from the ripple effects when that happens. my mother and sister will die
[16:11:30] <requerdanos> They don't share your canada-refugee plan?
[16:11:55] <AzumaHazuki> no. my mother's in her 60s and couldn't get in anyway, and my sister is an idiot who thinks NYC is the entire planet and nothing truly bad can happen to her
[16:14:02] <requerdanos> est-ce tu parle français? ou quebeqois?
[16:15:49] <AzumaHazuki> er...
[16:16:01] <requerdanos> I'll note that as a "not really, no"
[16:16:16] <AzumaHazuki> crisse de cave de hostia de TAH BAH NAAAAKKKCHCKC*phlegm*
[16:16:36] <requerdanos> okay, "a little--un peu"
[16:16:38] <AzumaHazuki> just the essentials :D
[16:17:09] <requerdanos> if you see "Bienvenue a Quebec" probably best to turn around I guess
[16:17:22] <AzumaHazuki> but in all seriousness no. i could never get the hang of french. it looks nothing like it sounds and makes my nose hurt trying to pronounce
[16:17:49] <requerdanos> I tried for years to learn french, then accidently learned spanish by listening and speaking
[16:18:52] <AzumaHazuki> my spanish is crap, and everyone out here 1) goes very fast and 2) slurs like mad
[16:19:24] <requerdanos> I think that's everywhere to some degree.
[16:20:16] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, and 1) wearing masks (no lipreading) and 2) being very deaf does not help
[16:22:47] <requerdanos> No kidding, masks are death to understanding speech
[16:23:37] <AzumaHazuki> i am very glad i start a new job soon...as an inpatient pharmacy tech. third shift
[16:24:05] <AzumaHazuki> i'm told there will be less than half a dozen people in the entire pharmacy overnight. so it's basically 8 hours of wonderful nerdy tinkering :)
[16:24:48] <requerdanos> yeah that sounds like a good job, good hours
[16:26:37] <AzumaHazuki> night shift is very unhealthy. i'm going to have to get serious about meal prep and stick to my 16/8 fast schedule like religion
[16:27:14] <requerdanos> otoh you don't have to get off work to participate in 9-5 activities
[17:26:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - On the Disappearance of Open Access Journals Over Time - https://sylnt.us - bitrot
[17:48:08] <chromas> FatPhil++
[17:48:08] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 73
[18:01:46] <AzumaHazuki> ahhhh, homemade chili...artsy *and* fartsy, lol
[18:05:50] <chromas> chili++
[18:05:50] <Bender> karma - chili: 8
[18:06:35] <chromas> Chili needs more karma. Shoud be at leat in the farties
[18:08:09] <AzumaHazuki> good stuff. lets me stretch a pound of lean ground turkey nice and far too
[18:17:07] <chromas> Do you haz cornbread?
[18:22:14] <AzumaHazuki> nah, i like rice of potatoes (like any good gopnitsa) better
[18:22:17] <AzumaHazuki> or*
[18:23:40] <AzumaHazuki> okay, off to work
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[19:32:47] <chromas> people--
[19:32:47] <Bender> karma - people: -9
[19:33:11] <chromas> Reading Amazon reviews for a large syringe. One person knocked off a "start" because it's too big (it gives the size)
[19:33:33] <chromas> Another gave it 5 stars, "don't buy"
[19:33:37] <requerdanos> yah wel thats werth one start for sure
[19:33:56] <requerdanos> thas what thay said in my litteracy clase
[19:34:55] <chromas> The description and Q&A say they're reusable but almost every photo shows the label on thes ide, "DISCARD AFTER USE"
[19:35:33] <chromas> and they're "suit" for garden watering
[19:35:49] * chromas shakes fist at those damn foreigners
[19:36:12] <requerdanos> I guess on the other hand it's nice that a little illiteracy in English doesn't stop all these fine people from participating
[19:36:52] <requerdanos> well, would be nice to the extent that it produces net-positive-value participation
[19:40:30] <chromas> lol. "Sizes Sold Separately"
[19:41:46] <chromas> I guess that could mean each package only comes with one size
[19:42:06] * chromas hangs head in shame for being beaten by Engrish
[19:56:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Rippers 'Flvto' and '2Conv' Will Take Legal Battle to US Supreme Court - https://sylnt.us
[20:27:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> "I just want to warn everyone from out of state about Oklahoma. Lots of recent changes. We sell 6-point beer and liquor on Sundays, have medical marijuana dispensaries everywhere, have gone from concealed to open to constitutional carry in just a few short years, and now 80 mph. It’s like Mad Max up in here! If you’re not from here, stay away, you probably couldn’t survive."
[20:27:23] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[20:28:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.coasttocoastam.com
[20:28:35] <systemd> ^ 03Video: Detroit Driver Arrested After Successfully Jumping Over Drawbridge
[20:28:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> cop engine, cop tires, cop shocks...
[20:28:56] <FatPhil> dukes of hazard wasn't detroit, was it?
[20:31:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, and blues brothers was chicago
[20:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> still, mad props to the guy. a little jail time and having to spring for repairs will hurt for a bit but the glory of having jumped an open drawbridge will last the rest of his life.
[20:33:05] <requerdanos> every time someone has a "dumbest thing I've ever done" contest, they will all be like "shut up fred"
[20:34:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> he never has to do another dumb thing and he wins the badass macho idiot crown in any contest, yep.
[20:40:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hey, if yall stop hearing from me entirely four days from now, it's cause i ordered a skateboard and either got a multi-million dollar sponsorship or cracked my fool head open.
[20:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR's girl child bought herself one and i missed it so much i had to as well.
[20:44:52] <chromas> Any nearby drawbridges to lazerflip across?
[20:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> in TN? nah. they just build the bridges tall enough anything can go under em.
[20:51:23] <requerdanos> most of our drawbridges here are swing bridge-style
[20:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> communists
[20:52:02] <requerdanos> they're not all that jumpable
[20:52:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nearly nobody actually tries it but all us mericans at least think about it every time we get stopped at one.
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[22:16:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Exclusive: AT&T Considers Cellphone Plans Subsidized by Ads - https://sylnt.us - future-plan:-why-not-both?
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[23:57:50] <Bytram> =yt http://www.youtube.com
[23:57:50] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Driver arrested after jumping car over drawbridge on Detroit's west side (01:18; 948,752 views; 👍1,097 👎56)
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