#soylent | Logs for 2020-08-21
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[01:17:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft 365 Apps to End Internet Explorer Support Next Year - https://sylnt.us - out-with-the-old-in-with-the-new
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[01:59:45] <Bytram> whereto? https://phys.org
[01:59:47] <exec> └─ 133-D printing 'greener' buildings using local soil
[02:02:38] <Bytram> =g "In situ resource utilization and reconfiguration of soils into construction materials for the additive manufacturing of buildings"
[02:02:46] <Bytram> #g "In situ resource utilization and reconfiguration of soils into construction materials for the additive manufacturing of buildings"
[02:02:47] <MrPlow> https://www.frontiersin.org - "Mar 10, 2020 ... In situ Resource Utilization and Reconfiguration of Soils Into Construction Materials for the Additive Manufacturing of Buildings · Introduction."
[02:08:00] <Bytram> #g doi: 10.3389/fmats.2020.00052
[02:08:01] <MrPlow> https://www.frontiersin.org - "Open Supplemental Data. Perspective ARTICLE. Front. Mater., 10 March 2020 | https://doi.org In situ Resource Utilization and ..."
[02:53:41] <nutherguy> Dakar has a warehouse holding just about the same amount of ammonium nitrate that blew up in Beirut
[02:53:50] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.smh.com.au
[02:54:36] <nutherguy> what did I do wrong?
[02:55:23] <nutherguy> ~submit https://www.smh.com.au
[02:55:42] <nutherguy> OMG - the bots have coronavirus!!
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[03:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
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[03:28:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Asks for More Public Input on Whether to Let Charter Impose Data Caps - https://sylnt.us - to-be-ignored-anyway
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[05:35:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A 35-Year-Old Bug in Patch Found in Efforts to Restore 29 Year Old 2.11BSD - https://sylnt.us - cleaning-the-window-sill
[07:47:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Government Built Secret iPod with Apple's Help, Former Engineer Says -- What Did it Do? - https://sylnt.us - did-they-interview-Sergeant-Schultz?
[09:46:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cities Sue Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, Claim They Owe Cable "Franchise Fees" - https://sylnt.us - declining-revenues
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[10:26:02] <SoyCow6047> =submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[10:26:04] <exec> └─ 13Steve Bannon, former Trump adviser, arrested for fraud | US & Canada News | Al Jazeera
[10:26:04] <systemd> Submitting "Steve Bannon, former Trump adviser, arrested for fraud"...
[10:26:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Steve Bannon, Former Trump Adviser, Arrested for Fraud" (24 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:27:05] <SoyCow6047> =submit https://www.politico.com
[10:27:07] <exec> └─ 13Trump distances himself from Bannon after arrest, calls private wall efforts 'inappropriate' - POLITICO
[10:27:07] <systemd> Submitting "Trump distances himself from Bannon after arrest, calls private wall efforts 'inappropriate'"...
[10:27:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Trump Distances Himself From Bannon After Arrest, Calls Private Wall Efforts 'Inappropriate'" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[10:57:55] <FatPhil> If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains!
[11:55:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Last-Minute California Ruling Means Uber and Lyft Won't Shut Down Today - https://sylnt.us - death-by-litigation
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[12:13:23] <SoyCow6047> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[12:13:28] <systemd> Submitting "Exclusive: Trump says he 'listens better to African Americans' than Martin Luther King III"...
[12:13:50] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Exclusive: Trump Says He 'Listens Better to African Americans' Than Martin Luther King III" (28 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[12:20:16] <FatPhil> Trump has a dream...
[12:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:25:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5343
[12:31:18] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:31:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5344
[12:31:31] <Bytram> =greet TheMightyBuzzard
[12:31:31] * systemd systematically instantiates a BTRFS volume of bent nails for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:31:54] <Bytram> getting your daily dose of iron!
[12:33:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> =gpg Bytram
[12:33:22] * systemd inadvertently cracks open an 8" floppy disk of Debian for Bytram
[12:35:01] * Bytram doubts debian existed back in the day of the 8" floppy (War Games)
[12:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> play global thermonuclear war
[12:37:16] <RandomFactor> How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?
[12:37:22] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[12:40:37] <RandomFactor> =submit submit https://betanews.com
[12:40:39] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft makes it harder to disable Windows Defender in Windows 10
[12:40:39] <systemd> Submitting "Microsoft makes it harder to disable Windows Defender in Windows 10"...
[12:41:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Microsoft Makes It Harder to Disable Windows Defender in Windows 10" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:43:16] <RandomFactor> =submit ping https://spectrum.ieee.org
[12:43:17] <systemd> Submitting "Full Page Reload"...
[12:43:18] <exec> └─ 13Full Page Reload
[12:43:25] * RandomFactor mutters
[12:43:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Full Page Reload" (2 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:44:16] * RandomFactor wanders off to actually work
[12:44:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should get 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 embroidered on a nice winter ball cap. i could call it my data cap.
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[12:54:06] <RandomFactorAtWork> The end of the embarrassment is here. The shame and suffering has ended. My male dog has finally learned to pee without squatting.
[12:55:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR won't let me put the exit point of the output line of the french drain pump in a "dog whizzing" statue
[12:56:44] <Bytram> How 'bout a cat whizzing?
[12:56:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> or drunk guys whizzing statues, offered that as an alternative
[12:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cats whiz boringly
[12:57:52] <RandomFactorAtWork> I saw one once marking a tire. Looked like a freaking waterjet coming out its butt.
[12:58:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++ #smoke break
[12:58:43] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 784
[12:58:46] <Bytram> thas why it *might* work... for now... then have it break "accidentally" and replace it with a dog. Win the war, not the battle.
[12:59:33] <RandomFactorAtWork> I want one of those John WIck dog vests for mah dog!
[13:37:48] <carny_> i bet you can get a used one from an army navy surplus store
[13:39:44] <carny_> combat dogs wear them although you may have a hard time getting a good fit if your dog isn't a german shepherd
[14:06:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - College Contact-Tracing App Readily Leaked Personal Data, Report Finds - https://sylnt.us - eye-see-you
[14:21:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i gotta rejigger this dude's algorithm. it's slow as fuck.
[14:29:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i'll just use the XS module instead of the PP module. it's fast enough if we keep the number of templates to a minimum.
[14:50:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, yoink out the dealing with file handles and printing to stdout in the test script and it's passable with sixty templates.
[15:32:37] <nutherguy> cool video - https://gizmodo.com
[15:32:38] <systemd> ^ 03Senator With Video Chat Issues Speaks for All Americans at USPS Hearing
[15:32:38] <exec> └─ 13Senator Tom Carper at USPS Hearing Gets Caught On Hot Mic
[15:32:49] <nutherguy> "fuck fuck fuck!"
[15:33:16] <nutherguy> be sure to look at TheMightyBuzzard sig before or after watching the video, LOL
[15:49:37] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[15:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, got me a viable potential comment checking algorithm done. now i need the top-level logic to ban the shit out of anyone tripping it and the db calls to pull in the saved badness to be matched against.
[15:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yet, i think ima take me a nap instead. TR's kids'll be here in a few hours and i'm going to need the energy to give them a good kicking.
[16:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3-D Printing 'Greener' Buildings Using Local Soil - https://sylnt.us
[16:20:48] <nutherguy> =submit https://thenextweb.com
[16:20:49] <systemd> Submitting "An AI just embarrassed the US Air Force in a virtual dogfight"...
[16:20:50] <exec> └─ 13An AI just embarrassed the US Air Force in a virtual dogfight
[16:21:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03An AI Just Embarrassed the US Air Force in a Virtual Dogfight" (24 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:23:38] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[16:23:39] <systemd> Submitting "Doctors Say Navalny Wasn't Poisoned, Illness Caused By "Metabolic Condition""...
[16:23:40] <exec> └─ 13Doctors Say Navalny Wasn't Poisoned, Illness Caused By "Metabolic Condition" | Zero Hedge
[16:24:02] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Doctors Say Navalny Wasn't Poisoned, Illness Caused by "Metabolic Condition"" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:24:19] <nutherguy> And, I'm believing that like I believe the sky is normally green
[16:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> his liver's inability to filter out the poison in a timely manner could be called a metabolic condition, i spose
[16:26:21] <RandomFactor> As they say, it is natural to die of lead poisoning
[16:27:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, like it's suicide rather than murder when you fish too close to me
[16:41:41] <RandomFactorAtWork> Crocodile TMB?
[16:50:04] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.wired.com
[16:50:05] <exec> └─ 13‘DiceKeys’ Creates a Master Password for Life With One Roll | WIRED
[16:50:07] <systemd> Submitting "‘DiceKeys’ Creates a Master Password for Life With One Roll"...
[16:50:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03‘DiceKeys’ Creates a Master Password for Life With One Roll" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:50:32] <nutherguy> Super secure password generator that preserves the keys in a plastic box forever
[16:50:35] <chromas> from the lol dept.
[16:50:56] <nutherguy> and NO ONE will ever think of searching for your box to record the positions of all those die
[16:57:20] <nutherguy> =submit https://9to5mac.com
[16:57:21] <systemd> Submitting "Prove coverage claims, says FCC; too expensive, say carriers - 9to5Mac"...
[16:57:21] <exec> └─ 13Prove coverage claims, says FCC; too expensive, say carriers - 9to5Mac
[16:57:37] <nutherguy> not expensive to prove - it's impossible to prove
[16:57:43] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Prove Coverage Claims, Says FCC; Too Expensive, Say Carriers - 9to5Mac" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:02:47] <chromas> They just need some drones from the can-you-hear-me-now dept.
[17:04:55] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.livescience.com
[17:04:56] <systemd> Submitting "Rainbow meteorite discovered in Costa Rica may hold building blocks of life"...
[17:05:18] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Rainbow Meteorite Discovered in Costa Rica May Hold Building Blocks of Life" (25 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:12:32] <chromas> they're after me lucky charms!
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[17:19:38] <SoyGuest271828> =asub https://www.wired.com
[17:19:40] <exec> └─ 13‘DiceKeys’ Creates a Master Password for Life With One Roll | WIRED
[17:19:41] <systemd> Submitting "‘DiceKeys’ Creates a Master Password for Life With One Roll"...
[17:20:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03‘DiceKeys’ Creates a Master Password for Life With One Roll" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:20:24] <SoyGuest271828> =asub https://goodereader.com
[17:20:25] <exec> └─ 13Amazon Discontinues Kindle Owners Lending Library
[17:20:26] <systemd> Submitting "Amazon Discontinues Kindle Owners Lending Library"...
[17:20:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Amazon Discontinues Kindle Owners Lending Library" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:25:39] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[17:25:46] <systemd> Submitting "NYPD hit by fresh misconduct claims as almost 324,000 accusations published online"...
[17:26:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03NYPD Hit by Fresh Misconduct Claims as Almost 324,000 Accusations Published Online" (108 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[17:35:50] <chromas> This looks exciting https://www.engadget.com
[17:35:52] <systemd> ^ 03Chrome will soon let you know if a web form is unsecure
[17:35:54] <exec> └─ 13Chrome will soon let you know if a web form is unsecure | Engadget
[17:36:05] <chromas> "Chrome will raise a red flag on forms that are on secure HTTPS pages, but aren’t actually submitted securely. Details sent through these “mixed forms” are potentially visible to lurkers, who might read or change information."
[17:36:27] <chromas> Um, I recall browsers popping an alert for that clear back in the '90s.
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[17:53:12] <AzumaHazuki> the instant pot is a total game changer. O. M. G., best chilli i've ever had
[18:09:15] * RandomFactorAtWork 's ears perk up.
[18:09:24] <RandomFactorAtWork> what is this instant pot?
[18:15:37] <chromas> pressure cooker
[18:16:00] <chromas> chili++
[18:16:00] <Bender> karma - chili: 7
[18:16:03] <chromas> chilli++
[18:16:03] <Bender> karma - chilli: 3
[18:20:48] <nutherguy> cartoon on Facebook:
[18:21:02] <nutherguy> normal people greeting a dog put their hands ou
[18:21:18] <nutherguy> Joe Biden greeting a strange dog on hands and knees, sniffing dog's butt
[18:21:49] <nutherguy> creepyJoe--
[18:21:49] <Bender> karma - creepyjoe: -1
[18:22:27] <chromas> where da link at?
[18:23:38] <nutherguy> wait one, I'll go back to it
[18:24:24] <nutherguy> https://www.facebook.com
[18:24:24] <systemd> ^ 03Log In or Sign Up to View
[18:24:25] <exec> └─ 13Page Not Found | Facebook
[18:24:33] <nutherguy> fuck facefuck
[18:24:43] <chromas> can't see it. need permissions
[18:24:51] <chromas> brotip: right-click the image and copy url
[18:25:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Adobe Lightroom iOS Update Permanently Deleted Users’ Photos - https://sylnt.us - oops-our-bad-sorry
[18:25:21] <chromas> it'll be yuuge but since hit hits a static server we bypass the authentication check
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[18:26:09] <chromas> Speaking of mermaids, https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[18:26:29] <nutherguy> https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[18:26:40] <nutherguy> That's an even uglier URL
[18:27:04] <chromas> yeah but we can load the pic :D
[18:27:16] <nutherguy> whatever works, lol
[18:28:37] <nutherguy> recent experiences with facefuck: loads of adverts from ambulance chasing lawyers, begging me to sign up for settlements
[18:28:44] <nutherguy> I report them as spam
[18:29:23] <chromas> I get lots lgbt stuff
[18:29:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[18:29:40] <nutherguy> "Have you ever been a boy scout? Do you gobble cock? Sign up for settlement now!"
[18:30:04] <chromas> See post about pride, I laugh react, facebooks thinks I want moar of it
[18:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> who doesn't want to laugh more?
[18:30:47] <chromas> haven't seen any tranny posts in a few days though
[18:30:57] <nutherguy> I hate happy! -Grumpy Dwarf
[18:31:31] * chromas checks his dipstick
[18:32:04] <nutherguy> `grab chromas
[18:32:11] <chromas> hah
[18:32:13] <nutherguy> =grab chromas
[18:32:13] * systemd romantically pisses an I/O stream of oil on chromas
[18:32:45] <nutherguy> opportunity missed, lol
[18:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you should write a grab function for systemd for humorous wrongbots
[18:34:44] <chromas> Good idea
[18:51:49] * FatPhil checks chromas' dipstick
[18:52:16] <chromas> Do I need moar tranny fluid or am I still a guy?
[18:52:21] <FatPhil> running on empty, it seems
[18:56:16] * FatPhil gives chromas a top up
[19:08:43] <chromas> Thanks for lubing me
[19:16:36] <RandomFactorAtWork> ?
[19:16:43] <RandomFactorAtWork> =grab chromas
[19:16:43] * systemd hurriedly prepares a singularity of length-indicated strings for chromas
[19:17:03] <RandomFactorAtWork> grab
[19:17:03] * chromas offers up a !
[19:17:10] <RandomFactorAtWork> !grab
[19:17:11] <Bender> grab <nick>
[19:17:13] <RandomFactorAtWork> damn
[19:17:19] <RandomFactorAtWork> !grab chromas
[19:17:19] <Bender> Added quote 979
[19:17:26] <RandomFactorAtWork> !quote 979
[19:17:26] <Bender> Quote 979 - <chromas> Thanks for lubing me
[19:17:31] * RandomFactorAtWork preens
[19:18:56] <RandomFactorAtWork> nutherguy cornfuzzled me
[19:24:44] <chromas> he often does
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[20:26:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Super-Dense Lithium-Sulfur Battery Gives Electric Plane a 230-Mile Range - https://sylnt.us - charge!
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[20:52:57] <RandomFactor> =submit https://phys.org
[20:52:59] <exec> └─ 13Rogue planets could outnumber the stars
[20:53:01] <systemd> Submitting "Rogue planets could outnumber the stars"...
[20:53:23] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Rogue Planets Could Outnumber the Stars" (23 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:53:46] <RandomFactor> =submit https://phys.org
[20:53:48] <exec> └─ 13The age of the Earth's inner core revised
[20:53:50] <systemd> Submitting "The age of the Earth's inner core revised"...
[20:54:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Age of the Earth's Inner Core Revised" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:55:37] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:55:38] <exec> └─ 13Cliff collapse reveals 313-million-year-old fossil footprints in Grand Canyon National Park -- ScienceDaily
[20:55:39] <systemd> Submitting "Cliff collapse reveals 313-million-year-old fossil footprints in Grand Canyon National Park"...
[20:56:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Cliff Collapse Reveals 313-million-year-old Fossil Footprints in Grand Canyon National Park" (3 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[21:01:48] <chromas> nutherguy and Subsentient are missing out on all the shitposts in #shitlords
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[21:55:47] <chromas> Wow. IEEEEEEEEEEEEe spectrum's website is a shithole
[22:37:25] <joepublic> isn't missing them a noble and laudable goal?
[22:38:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New BlackBerry Phones Coming From OnwardMobility - https://sylnt.us - defibrillating-a-mummy
[22:44:42] <chromas> Maybe
[22:50:31] <nutherguy> Technology is amazing! Opened the mailbox, and found 100 baby ducks in an envelope about 7" x 5"
[22:50:56] <nutherguy> Instructions say, "Just add water to the dehydrated baby ducks"
[22:57:55] <nutherguy> https://www.oann.com
[22:57:56] <systemd> ^ 03Delta Airlines plans to resume more fights on international routes
[22:57:58] <exec> └─ 13Delta Airlines plans to resume more fights on international routes | One America News Network
[22:58:18] <nutherguy> Is that my bad eyes, or is Delta promising more inflight fights?
[22:58:37] <joepublic> my eyes report the same
[22:58:54] <nutherguy> So, young boxers should fly Delta!
[23:00:56] <nutherguy> Ohhhh!!! A working light saber!
[23:01:09] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.oann.com
[23:01:12] <exec> └─ 13Boeing testing hand-held UV wand to sanitize cockpits, cabins | One America News Network
[23:02:06] <chromas> Are those baby ducks disguised as seeds?
[23:02:17] <chromas> systemd: ping
[23:02:19] <chromas> fpos
[23:02:28] <joepublic> "duck seeds" is not how that works according to the books I have here
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[23:03:04] <chromas> The bot locked up on nutherguy's oann(anism) link
[23:03:45] <chromas> (the first one)
[23:03:57] <chromas> !grab joepublic
[23:03:57] <Bender> Added quote 980
[23:04:06] <joepublic> :)
[23:04:45] <chromas> I was thinking of those famous seeds that were totally from China and not someone stirring shit
[23:05:47] <chromas> China doesn't even have duck seeds
[23:06:14] <joepublic> sending out random unsolicited seeds is a pretty strange thing that is, understood, apparently happening.
[23:06:42] <joepublic> I haven't seen what animals they grow into except for the little shop of horrors type memes
[23:06:56] <chromas> But are they really from China?
[23:07:06] <chromas> Oh I see, Littlest Pet Shop animals
[23:07:27] <joepublic> I am still back on, is it a hoax or not, mentally
[23:09:09] <chromas> Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!
[23:16:58] <nutherguy> Chia pets should be outlawed as they help to provide cover for lizard people
[23:17:31] <nutherguy> sprinkle the seeds over their heads, and it looks like they have mammalian hair
[23:17:50] <nutherguy> It's worked for Trump!
[23:17:57] <joepublic> looks "kind of like" hair
[23:18:34] <nutherguy> yes, and Trump looks kind of human, right?
[23:18:40] <nutherguy> So does Pelosi
[23:18:46] <chromas> Vote for me and I'll put a tinfoil (not aluminum foil—actual tin!) hat on the firmament to keep the flat earth safe from lizard people
[23:19:33] <nutherguy> I think the lizard people should be on reservations, where we can hunt them with bloodhounds and machine guns
[23:22:53] <systemd> Vote for me and I'll minimize government expenditure by replacing bureaus and departments with socket-activated services.
[23:23:06] <systemd> systemd 2020!
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