#soylent | Logs for 2020-08-14
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[00:26:10] <nutherguy> Hmmmm - I like Aristarchus most recent submission
[00:26:21] <nutherguy> I want to register with the Qanon party
[00:26:33] <nutherguy> What up pinchy ??
[00:31:18] <AzumaHazuki> ooh, 5.8-pf kernel's done. i hear this speeds up ryzen some. brb, reboot
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[00:44:03] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.reuters.com
[00:44:05] <systemd> Submitting "Fortnite maker sues Apple after removal of game from App Store"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.reuters.com )
[00:44:05] <exec> └─ 13Fortnite maker sues Apple after removal of game from App Store - Reuters
[00:44:27] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Fortnite Maker Sues Apple After Removal of Game From App Store" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[00:53:04] <nutherguy> =submit https://earther.gizmodo.com
[00:53:05] <exec> └─ 13Facebook Quietly Abandoned Drilling Gear Off the Oregon Coast
[00:53:06] <systemd> Submitting "Report: Facebook Quietly Abandoned Drilling Gear Off the Oregon Coast"...
[00:53:28] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Report: Facebook Quietly Abandoned Drilling Gear Off the Oregon Coast" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:53:42] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.cnet.com
[00:53:44] <exec> └─ 13YouTube bans videos containing hacked information that could interfere with the election - CNET
[00:53:44] <systemd> Submitting "YouTube bans videos containing hacked information that could interfere with the election"...
[00:54:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03YouTube Bans Videos Containing Hacked Information That Could Interfere With the Election" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:54:11] <RandomFactor> I'm gonna guess bitchute doesn't
[00:59:20] <nutherguy> Is this piracy?
[00:59:30] <nutherguy> =submit https://sputniknews.com
[00:59:33] <exec> └─ 13US Seizes Four Iranian Tankers, Now En Route to Houston - Report - Sputnik International
[00:59:34] <systemd> Submitting "US Seizes Four Iranian Tankers, Now En Route to Houston - Report"...
[00:59:50] <nutherguy> It resembles piracy, I think . . .
[00:59:55] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03US Seizes Four Iranian Tankers, Now En Route to Houston - Report" (3 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:00:11] <nutherguy> and they weren't even real close to the Barbary Coast
[01:01:42] <AzumaHazuki> maaaan..i'm not gonna make it outta here am I? :/
[01:01:46] <RandomFactor> Slow motion piracy if it waits on a court order
[01:02:07] <AzumaHazuki> under any other circumstances i'd be thrilled to settle down in buffalo, especially after fucking god-awful erie
[01:19:14] <nutherguy> Oh shit - disaster in the making?
[01:19:23] <nutherguy> =submit https://sputniknews.com
[01:19:25] <exec> └─ 13Photos: Rain-Swollen River Swallows Shore Facilities at North Korea’s Primary Nuclear Reactor - Sputnik International
[01:19:26] <systemd> Submitting "Photos: Rain-Swollen River Swallows Shore Facilities at North Korea’s Primary Nuclear Reactor"...
[01:19:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Photos: Rain-Swollen River Swallows Shore Facilities at North Korea’s Primary Nuclear Reactor" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:25:42] <nutherguy> AzumaHazuki has found herself in the Twilight Zone, trapped between real and not real, where she will spend eternity wishing that she were real
[01:27:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nanotubes in the Eye that Help Us See - https://sylnt.us
[01:27:13] <nutherguy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:27:14] <systemd> ^ 03Twilight Zone Opening THEME MUSIC 1962 Rod Serling
[01:31:42] <AzumaHazuki> i just have to laugh, Runaway
[02:11:07] <tedious> AzumaHazuki: I thought you said Erie was just boring?
[02:11:31] <tedious> I was kindof thinking it might be a nice quiet place to live.
[02:11:48] <AzumaHazuki> it is. and i might have been content settling there too, but buffalo feels a lot better
[02:12:28] <AzumaHazuki> it turns out there are some very nice neighborhoods not 2 blocks from where i'm renting...which is course is the armpit (and that's the polite anatomical reference...) of the lower west side because that's what i can afford
[02:13:03] <tedious> I guess I have a different idea of what god-awful means.
[02:13:25] <AzumaHazuki> erie is a dead end, is my impression. things are not going to get better. it was precarious before the outbreak and has been left to sit there and drown in its own urine
[02:14:03] <tedious> Oh ok so it's just economic problems?
[02:14:34] <AzumaHazuki> "just" economic problems? the economy controls everything. i've seen enough of what happens to places that have "just economic problems" to know what follows...
[02:15:29] <AzumaHazuki> i can't stay here either. i have to get to canada. but if that fails and i become trapped, this is probably the best place to be trapped
[02:15:53] <tedious> Wow ok.
[02:17:07] <AzumaHazuki> the US is falling apart. and it's a graveyard for too many friends who died for no good reason. i almost became one of them too many times, myself
[03:36:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Reelin" in a New Treatment for Multiple Sclerosis - https://sylnt.us
[03:51:03] <nutherguy> AzumaHazuki will never find a city that isn't a graveyard
[03:52:00] <AzumaHazuki> it's the country, runaway, not the city, and specifically because my friends died needlessly due to the US's policy failures that bothers me
[03:52:22] <AzumaHazuki> i realize you have no friends and no capacity for normal human interaction, so i don't expect you to understand
[03:52:29] <nutherguy> You're Cuban? Hatian?
[03:53:03] <nutherguy> I have friends sleeping in cities all up and down the East coast, as well as the North coast
[03:53:16] <nutherguy> when you get to be my age, you know more people under the ground than on the ground
[03:53:37] <nutherguy> not interested in your petulance over our political differences
[03:55:22] <AzumaHazuki> hey you're the one who constantly harps on about being "asocial"
[03:55:48] <nutherguy> you should really study up on social, asocial, and antisocial
[03:55:49] <AzumaHazuki> you're not, by the way. what you are is antisocial. you want the benefits of society without paying the price. fuck all the way off with that.
[03:56:15] <AzumaHazuki> if you were actually asocial you'd be living entirely alone somewhere and not giving one hot shit about any of this
[03:56:16] <nutherguy> I was just watching a video about an antisocial sumbitch
[03:56:26] <nutherguy> killed his wife, little girl, tried to kill two boys
[03:56:32] <nutherguy> he was antisocial
[03:56:44] <AzumaHazuki> sounds like a violent psychopath
[03:57:00] <nutherguy> I believe that violent psychopaths are antisocial?
[03:57:12] <nutherguy> they certainy aren't social
[03:57:17] <AzumaHazuki> ASPD is the umbrella diagnosis which can include the violent ones
[03:58:21] <AzumaHazuki> not every ASPD carrier is violent
[03:58:29] <nutherguy> social people are those who hang out on facefuck and need constant attention
[03:58:41] <AzumaHazuki> ...wowwwww
[03:58:59] <AzumaHazuki> no, dipfuck, social people are the ones who are capable of normal human interaction. jesus, you are one twisted son of a bitch
[03:59:28] <nutherguy> LMAO - not much point in talking to you anymore tonight - you've hopped on that schtick again
[04:00:16] <AzumaHazuki> if your definition of "social" is "needs constant validation from others," you are the one with the problem here, not me
[04:00:38] <nutherguy> That IS a large part of being social -
[04:00:44] <nutherguy> I don't need validation
[04:01:03] <AzumaHazuki> really? that's odd, because you're constantly vice-signalling on SN's forums
[04:01:16] <AzumaHazuki> like, you seem to need everyone to know how few fucks you purportedly give
[04:01:29] <nutherguy> Ooooohhhhhhh-kay - if you say so
[04:01:41] <nutherguy> didn't you mean "virtue signaling"??
[04:01:44] <AzumaHazuki> no
[04:02:13] <nutherguy> vice-signalling - interesting
[04:02:14] <AzumaHazuki> because you take delight in rubbing in peoples' faces what a shithead you are and how you apparently don't give a damn that people think badly of you for said shitheadedness
[04:02:21] <AzumaHazuki> you're doing the memetic equivalent of rolling coal
[04:02:24] <nutherguy> oh, do tell me more about me
[04:03:05] <AzumaHazuki> oh come on, we all see it and you know very well what you're doing. you're the aimless contrarian, the textbook rebel without a clue, deep into the "old man yells at cloud" phase of your life
[04:03:36] <nutherguy> Nahhh, I yelled at clouds and shook my fist at God a half century ago
[04:03:46] <nutherguy> long past that now
[04:04:03] <AzumaHazuki> you really aren't. it's become a wagon rut for you
[04:04:21] <nutherguy> Oooohhhh-kay, again, if you say so
[04:04:31] <AzumaHazuki> the leopard, as nanny ogg said, does not change his shorts.
[04:05:08] <AzumaHazuki> you're actually one of the single most predictable forum posters. even Uzzard has a wider range of responses and contingency chains
[04:06:05] <nutherguy> Well, you're on the right track, that nasty old Buzzard is pretty smart
[04:07:04] <AzumaHazuki> INT and WIS are separate dice for a reason, honey
[04:07:07] <nutherguy> Just don't tell him I said so, FFS, it would go to his pointy little head
[04:07:30] <AzumaHazuki> you kidding? you two deserve one another. you can save some money in rent in Hell by getting a duplex lava crater
[04:07:39] <nutherguy> And - what - you presume that your int is 90 and your wis is 99?
[04:07:44] <nutherguy> That is presumptuous
[04:07:58] <AzumaHazuki> no. i presume that unlike you i have not somehow rolled a negative number for WIS
[04:08:21] <AzumaHazuki> INT is when you know a tomato is technically a berry. WIS is when you know not to put it in a fruit salad even though it's technically a berry
[04:08:56] <nutherguy> That ain't WIS, that's just remembering that your mama never would have put it in the fucking fruit salad
[04:09:25] <AzumaHazuki> so you're unable to have original thoughts or weigh the potential consequences of decisions, gotcha
[04:09:29] <nutherguy> WIS is walking into a roomful of strangers, and quickly figuring out which you can trust - which is usually none of them
[04:09:51] <AzumaHazuki> that's more of a CHA thing. people with low CHA scores tend to get suckred more easily
[04:10:12] <nutherguy> I suppose - if life were really just a game
[04:10:22] <AzumaHazuki> it's a metaphor, jack
[04:10:25] <AzumaHazuki> art imitates life
[04:10:40] <AzumaHazuki> ...sometimes to a really, really unsettling extent
[04:10:44] <nutherguy> No, Jill - cha is for real in life, and some very despicable people have had high CHA
[04:10:59] <AzumaHazuki> yes, and they do the fooling, did you notice?
[04:11:27] <AzumaHazuki> high charisma along with a lawful evil alignment is one of the single most disastrous combinations out there
[04:13:34] <nutherguy> Ever notice how social poeple are drawn to charismatic people? I'm not
[04:13:49] <nutherguy> I look at CHA, I see "Danger Will Robinson!"
[04:14:34] <AzumaHazuki> I'm not either, and yet i'm a social person. it's actually a direct turn off for me
[04:15:07] <AzumaHazuki> again...you have this sneering, self-serving, distorted idea of what it is to be "social."
[04:15:49] <AzumaHazuki> all it means is you're capable of bonding with others and functioning in the prosocial domain: mutual reciprocity, an understanding of interpersonal dependencies, etc
[04:15:53] <nutherguy> Well, yes, I sneeer - many people could be so much more than they are,
[04:16:29] <nutherguy> Oh, so, you presume that an asocial person can't understand, and can't participate in social life?
[04:16:31] <nutherguy> bullshit
[04:16:56] <AzumaHazuki> if you were actually asocial, yes. the proper term for this is "schizoid"
[04:17:07] <AzumaHazuki> as distinct from schizotypical or schizophrenic
[04:17:25] <nutherguy> Oooohhhhhh-kay, again, whatever you say
[04:17:41] <AzumaHazuki> what, you think i'm making this stuff up?
[04:18:13] <nutherguy> You may or may not make shit up as you go - but even if you had all the education you pretend
[04:18:24] <nutherguy> you can't pass yourself off as an internet shrink
[04:18:49] <AzumaHazuki> i don't need to be a psychiatrist to know you're fucked in the head, Don :)
[04:19:06] <nutherguy> Oh - you're fishing?
[04:19:18] <AzumaHazuki> no, just laughing. this is textbook
[04:19:21] <nutherguy> Don it is, just because you said so
[04:20:15] <AzumaHazuki> oh, if you mean fishing for your "dox," i don't need to :)
[04:20:31] <AzumaHazuki> remember how i've said your opsec sucks a few times...?
[04:20:47] <nutherguy> I know it sucks, it's little better than Marissa's
[04:20:55] <nutherguy> I don't give a damn, is why
[04:21:10] <AzumaHazuki> I have nothing to hide :D You can find me wandering all over Buffalo downtown if you know where to look
[04:21:45] <nutherguy> Been there, done that - I'll probably never go back to Buffalo, unless I'm headed for points north
[04:22:02] <nutherguy> I wouldn't mind ending my days in the Great White North\
[04:22:15] <AzumaHazuki> ...the Yukon?
[04:22:37] <nutherguy> If it borders the Arctic Ocean, it's almost heaven
[04:23:25] <AzumaHazuki> what stops you then?
[04:23:39] <nutherguy> family ties - see, I let society tie me down
[04:24:02] <AzumaHazuki> an intellectual idea of obligation is not the same thing as existentially grokking those ties
[04:24:04] <nutherguy> listen to Pancho and Lefty again . . .
[04:47:13] <pinchy> its the N/A power hour
[05:48:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Simple Modification Makes Quantum States Last 10,000 Times Longer - https://sylnt.us - You-spin-me-right-round,-baby
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[07:21:46] <guy_> =submit https://features.propublica.org
[07:21:47] <exec> └─ 13The Navy Installed Touch-screen Steering Systems To Save Money. Ten Sailors Paid With Their Lives.
[07:21:49] <systemd> Submitting "The Navy Installed Touch-screen Steering Systems To Save Money. Ten Sailors Paid With Their Lives."...
[07:22:12] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03The Navy Installed Touch-screen Steering Systems to Save Money. Ten Sailors Paid With Their Lives." (512 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:26:39] <chromas> Hopefully they had skeuomorphic UIs on those tablets
[07:26:57] <chromas> Imagine drawing a circular gesture to turn the on-screen steering wheel
[07:33:39] <FatPhil> Boats crash, that's not news. 512 paragraphs - that's news. Is it the longest story ever?
[07:34:08] <FatPhil> isn't that touchscreen story years old, so not even news?
[07:34:22] <FatPhil> I remember such a tale from the mid 2010s
[07:38:26] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[07:38:54] <chromas> Facebook covers this because it "may be sensitive to some people"
[07:39:21] <chromas> Censoring the WHO, the way Jesus intented
[07:57:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Big Dogs Face More Joint Problems if Neutered Early - https://sylnt.us - how-much^W-big-is-that-doggie-in-the-window?
[08:00:47] <FatPhil> testosterone useful for building strong bodies?
[08:00:55] <FatPhil> that's transphobic!
[08:57:36] <FatPhil> I notation polish reverse english like look would wonder
[10:16:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OpenAI’s New Language Generator GPT-3 is Shockingly Good - https://sylnt.us - Voiced-by-Majel-Barrett-Roddenberry?
[11:06:23] <FatPhil> Woo woo! Our brewpub has been listed amongst the best restaurants in the Baltic region!
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[11:24:05] <FatPhil> it's not this: https://imgur.com
[11:24:06] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur
[11:24:06] <exec> └─ 13Imgur: The magic of the Internet
[12:16:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA, FBI Warn of Linux Malware Used in Espionage Attacks - https://sylnt.us - still-safer-than-windows
[13:23:44] <Ingar> NSA and FBI warn that Russians have hacked their malware
[13:46:24] <Bytram> FatPhil: French? The fox brown quick the dog lazy over jumped... at least that's how I recall it being explained to me as a wee little kid.
[14:01:20] <FatPhil> oooh, good spot, yeah
[14:05:53] <Bytram> Really? Kewel!
[14:07:32] <FatPhil> Bien sur.
[14:07:59] <FatPhil> janrinok will now destroy that notion with his actual real world experience of the language.
[14:08:55] <Ingar> Jusqu'ici tout va bien
[14:14:25] <FatPhil> Mes chausettes sont pleines de maquereau.
[14:14:39] <FatPhil> s/us/uss/
[14:14:40] <exec> <FatPhil> Mes chaussettes sont pleines de maquereau.
[14:16:10] <Ingar> moi, je mets des sandales
[14:16:39] <Ingar> (note I actually need to speak dutch/english/french in my job ;)
[14:18:43] <FatPhil> Say "achthonderdachtentachtig".
[14:18:50] * FatPhil puts up his umbrella
[14:27:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fortnite Maker Sues Apple after Removal of Game From App Store - https://sylnt.us - breaking-the-rules
[14:31:12] <Bytram> shorter, but almost as plosive: say "er sitzt"
[14:36:21] <Ingar> FatPhil: those are mostly throath sounds, if there's a lot of spit, you're doing it wrong
[14:36:41] <Ingar> or you need a corona test
[14:36:58] <Ingar> although, that one has a "dry cough", doesnt it
[14:37:16] * Bytram thinks FatPhil would never stoop to drinking Corona
[14:39:22] <FatPhil> Corona Extra [Modelo - Corona] (4.5%) 3:1:3:2:6=1.5
[14:39:22] <FatPhil> Corona Light [Modelo - Corona] (3.7%) 4:2:4:2:6=1.8
[14:39:46] <Bytram> write on queue!
[14:39:53] <FatPhil> scores are Aroma/10, Looks/5, Taste/10, Palate/5, Overall/20
[14:40:13] <Bytram> on a scale of?
[14:40:14] <FatPhil> Bytram s/que/c/
[14:40:41] <FatPhil> ah, IHBT
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[14:41:12] <FatPhil> 10:5:10:5:20, so total is bettween 0.5 and 5.0
[14:42:46] <FatPhil> Under 1.5 is my horror zone.
[14:43:43] <Bytram> Let me try again. What are the lowest possible and highest possible scores?
[14:44:34] <FatPhil> 1:1:1:1:1 = 0.5 and 10:5:10:5:20=5.0
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[14:45:01] <Bytram> got it. tx!
[14:45:45] <FatPhil> I'm just typing in my backlog from the "Tallinn Crap Beer Festival", which is a joke event that happens outside the Craft Beer Festival, where people queue.
[14:46:22] <FatPhil> So I've been reminded of some horrible lagers today.
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[16:35:37] <RandomFactor> https://www.youtube.com
[16:35:39] <systemd> ^ 03Hero cop pulls stuck man out the path of speeding train
[16:36:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Bans Videos Containing Hacked Information that Could Interfere with the Election - https://sylnt.us - who-picks-what-gets-banned?
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[18:48:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Quietly Abandoned Drilling Gear Off the Oregon Coast - https://sylnt.us - drilling-what?
[19:08:45] <RandomFactor> https://www.youtube.com
[19:08:47] <systemd> ^ 03INSANELY FAST BASS SOLO (Wait For It...)
[19:17:34] <RandomFactor> https://www.msn.com
[19:17:34] <systemd> ^ 03Covid-19 Shaping Up to Be Battle for Years Even With Vaccine
[19:17:36] <exec> └─ 13Covid-19 Shaping Up to Be Battle for Years Even With Vaccine
[19:17:47] <RandomFactor> It's no smallpox
[20:56:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung "X-Cube" Stacks SRAM Dies on Top of Logic Die - https://sylnt.us - the-die-is-cast^W-stacked
[21:18:57] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.securityweek.com
[21:18:59] <systemd> Submitting "Windows Defender Detected Citrix Services as Malware"...
[21:18:59] <exec> └─ 13Windows Defender Detected Citrix Services as Malware | SecurityWeek.Com
[21:19:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Windows Defender Detected Citrix Services as Malware" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:19:13] <guy_> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[22:19:16] <systemd> Submitting "Bald eagle takes down government drone"...
[22:19:38] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Bald Eagle Takes Down Government Drone" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:37:25] <chromas> Good eagle
[22:37:30] <chromas> Fightin' for freedoms
[22:42:14] <guy_> Do NOT piss off the wildlife
[22:42:25] <guy_> =submit https://www.sott.net
[22:42:27] <systemd> Submitting "Bald Eagle attacks woman along Lake Superior -- Sott.net"...
[22:42:28] <exec> └─ 13Bald Eagle attacks woman along Lake Superior -- Earth Changes -- Sott.net
[22:42:39] <guy_> It's looking like a coordinated insurgency
[22:42:49] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Bald Eagle Attacks Woman Along Lake Superior -- Sott.net" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:46:01] <guy_> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[22:46:04] <systemd> Submitting "Bison pulls off woman's jeans in attack at US state park caught on video"...
[22:46:25] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Bison Pulls Off Woman's Jeans in Attack at US State Park Caught on Video" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:47:43] <guy_> Apparently, the buffalo was gay?
[23:06:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WTF, When Will Scientists Learn to Use Fewer Acronyms? - https://sylnt.us - IDK-AMIIC
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