#soylent | Logs for 2020-08-13
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[01:48:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Federal Appeals Court Reverses Qualcomm Antitrust Ruling - https://sylnt.us - wonder-how-much-that-decision-cost-Qualcomm
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[03:56:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Display Announces its First Variable Refresh Rate (VRR) Mobile Display - https://sylnt.us - we'll-see-what-you-did-there
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[06:07:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mozilla Lays Off 250, Including Entire Threat Management Team - https://sylnt.us - here-today,-gone-tomorrow
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[08:16:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Movie Theaters are in Trouble After DOJ Nixes 70-year-old Case - https://sylnt.us - submit-to-MIckey
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[10:28:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Arecibo Radio Observatory Damaged by Broken Cable - https://sylnt.us - silence-is-not-so-golden
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[12:37:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chemists Discover Way to Make New Nitrogen Products 'Out of Thin Air' - https://sylnt.us - good-thing-it's-all-around-us
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[13:20:19] <RandomFactorAtWork> i haz nu moedm and wil stai conektid. phear mah!
[13:46:29] <Ingar> can I wave my antenna ?
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[14:28:57] * FatPhil farts an EMP
[14:37:14] <FatPhil> RandomFactorAtWork: I like your current sig on SN, but the newspaper's called "Правда"
[14:38:04] <FatPhil> ug, maybe that didn't work, anyway, the final character's an 'а'
[14:39:20] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.rt.com
[14:39:22] <exec> └─ 13Russia’s prison population falls to a record low – still large by European standards, but far smaller than US’ — RT Russia News
[14:39:23] <systemd> Submitting "Russia’s prison population falls to a record low – still large by European standards, but far smaller than US’"...
[14:39:45] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Russia’s Prison Population Falls to a Record Low – Still Large by European Standards, but Far Sm" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:41:26] <chromas> Empanada Muy Picante?
[14:42:02] <chromas> Did they population fall before or after the mandatory untested vaccines?
[14:44:48] <FatPhil> At the point they were injected, they were no longer untested!
[14:46:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Homeland Security Details New Tools for Extracting Device Data at US Borders - https://sylnt.us - Quis-custodiet-ipsos-custodes?
[14:49:58] <chromas> instead of going through trials they're going through testes
[14:56:58] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.oann.com
[14:57:00] <systemd> Submitting "China cracks down on ‘big stomach kings’ in fight against food wastage"...
[14:57:01] <exec> └─ 13China cracks down on ‘big stomach kings’ in fight against food wastage | One America News Network
[14:57:22] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03China Cracks Down on ‘Big Stomach Kings’ in Fight Against Food Wastage" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:00:13] <FatPhil> 'Big Stomach Kings' = mocking shit-bags (anagram)
[15:04:49] <nutherguy> I'll bet no editor has the gumption to handle this one
[15:05:00] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.sott.net
[15:05:02] <systemd> Submitting "Kamala Harris' ancestors owned slaves, her father says -- Sott.net"...
[15:05:03] <exec> └─ 13Kamala Harris' ancestors owned slaves, her father says -- Puppet Masters -- Sott.net
[15:05:12] <nutherguy> That's one hot potato
[15:05:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Kamala Harris' Ancestors Owned Slaves, Her Father Says -- Sott.net" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:05:50] <chromas> Not really topical tho
[15:06:39] <nutherguy> lol
[15:07:32] <chromas> Maybe if the slaves ran Linux or discovered a new math
[15:10:42] <nutherguy> =submit https://thenextweb.com
[15:10:43] <exec> └─ 13The story of how web browsers changed us forever
[15:10:44] <systemd> Submitting "The story of how web browsers changed us forever"...
[15:10:56] <chromas> Kamala Harris' Ancestors Owned and Operated All-Natural, Organic and Biodegradable Farm Equipment
[15:11:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Story of How Web Browsers Changed Us Forever" (62 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:12:27] <chromas> For the worse. Now I have to run an operating system inside my operating system just to read a web page. Thanks, Xzibit.
[15:40:18] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.news.com.au
[15:40:21] <systemd> Submitting "Why Australian scientists are using alpacas to find a cure for coronavirus"...
[15:40:24] <exec> └─ 13Coronavirus Australia: Alpacas to be used in race to find cure
[15:40:42] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Why Australian Scientists are Using Alpacas to Find a Cure for Coronavirus" (24 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:40:47] <chromas> https://www.bbc.com
[15:40:48] <nutherguy> Mini llamas will save us all!
[15:40:48] <systemd> ^ 03Trump says low-pressure shower heads won't wash
[15:40:49] <exec> └─ 13US calls for shower rules to be eased after Trump hair complaints - BBC News
[15:40:55] <chromas> lol. reminds me of that Seinfeld episode
[15:41:14] <nutherguy> Trump is such a weenie
[15:41:23] <nutherguy> he should have gone in the Navy
[15:41:32] <nutherguy> water hours are great fun
[15:44:16] <nutherguy> AH-HA!! You may want to eat your pet's worming medicine!!
[15:44:26] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.news.com.au
[15:44:28] <systemd> Submitting "Coronavirus Australia: Ivermectin, Anti-parasitic drug kills COVID-19 in lab"...
[15:44:32] <exec> └─ 13Coronavirus Australia: Ivermectin, Anti-parasitic drug kills COVID-19 in lab
[15:44:50] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Coronavirus Australia: Ivermectin, Anti-parasitic Drug Kills COVID-19 in Lab" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:47:06] <chromas> It's all great until the prez condones it, then suddenly the study is fake news
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[15:57:43] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.9news.com.au
[15:57:45] <systemd> Submitting "A rare giant shark now sits in an ice block at a US museum"...
[15:57:55] <nutherguy> megalodon's little brother, megamouth
[15:58:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A Rare Giant Shark Now Sits in an Ice Block at a US Museum" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:05:52] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[16:06:10] <systemd> Submitting "What is the science behind being left or right-handed?"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.independent.co.uk )
[16:06:11] <nutherguy> that one is time sensitive, can't publish it tomorrow!!
[16:06:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03What is the Science Behind Being Left or Right-handed?" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:23:27] <nutherguy> This one looks kinda crazy - just doesn't make a lot of sense
[16:23:36] <nutherguy> =submit https://sputniknews.com
[16:23:39] <systemd> Submitting "'All the Evidence' Suggests Guccifer 2.0 is Linked to CIA, Not Russia, NSA Whistleblower Says"...
[16:23:39] <exec> └─ 13'All the Evidence' Suggests Guccifer 2.0 is Linked to CIA, Not Russia, NSA Whistleblower Says - Sputnik International
[16:23:43] <nutherguy> maybe Soylent can make sense of it
[16:24:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03'All the Evidence' Suggests Guccifer 2.0 is Linked to CIA, Not Russia, NSA Whistleblower Says" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[16:42:29] <nutherguy> Lessons for incels?
[16:42:42] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.dkoding.in
[16:42:43] <exec> └─ 13‘Yes Means Yes!’ Finding A Modern Paradigm For Sexual Consent - DKODING
[16:42:45] <systemd> Submitting "‘Yes Means Yes!’ Finding A Modern Paradigm For Sexual Consent - DKODING"...
[16:43:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03‘Yes Means Yes!’ Finding a Modern Paradigm for Sexual Consent - DKODING" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:55:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Critical Intel Flaw Afflicts Several Motherboards, Server Systems, Compute Modules - https://sylnt.us - another-day-another-flaw
[17:03:39] <RandomFactor> https://www.mirror.co.uk
[17:03:40] <systemd> ^ 03Nursery children kept alone inside plastic pods to enforce social distancing
[17:03:41] <exec> └─ 13Nursery children kept alone inside plastic pods to enforce social distancing - World News - Mirror Online
[17:06:21] <RandomFactor> https://media.thedonald.win
[17:07:15] <chromas> from the bubble-boy dept.
[17:10:40] <RandomFactor> His Fordship would have loved the consistency though
[17:13:44] <chromas> Do the bubbles have indoctrination speakers though?
[17:13:55] <chromas> I guess that's what the teachers are for
[17:14:22] <RandomFactor> really they only need pictures of flowers and an electric grid to deliver shocks
[17:15:37] <RandomFactor> Cali is on fire again https://apnews.com
[17:15:38] <systemd> ^ 03Crews try to tame massive forest fire north of Los Angeles
[17:15:39] <exec> └─ 13Crews try to tame massive forest fire north of Los Angeles
[17:17:35] <RandomFactor> Wait...whaat? https://twitter.com
[17:17:37] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[17:17:39] <exec> └─ 13Twitter
[17:17:50] <RandomFactor> It's UAE, but still
[17:20:32] <RandomFactor> https://www.foxnews.com
[17:20:32] <systemd> ^ 03Trump announces 'Historic Peace Agreement' between Israel, UAE
[17:20:33] <exec> └─ 13Trump announces 'Historic Peace Agreement' between Israel, UAE | Fox News
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[18:28:07] <USA_Beat_Jews> We will win,
[18:28:31] <USA_Beat_Jews> despite what our, heh, enemies have to say about us.
[18:29:50] <USA_Beat_Jews> We will liberate America
[18:30:11] <USA_Beat_Jews> The SYANIM will try to obliterate America.
[18:30:40] <USA_Beat_Jews> Jews will never consider themselves "American,"
[18:31:19] <USA_Beat_Jews> only Jews who happen to be living in America. Having a national culture or any other kind of national cohesion is Verboten to the Jew.
[18:32:19] <USA_Beat_Jews> The only problem is that Jews are very powerful, and will destroy nations from within.
[18:33:02] <USA_Beat_Jews> But, With Jews, You Lose.
[18:33:23] <USA_Beat_Jews> Don't ask us...ask 110 nations in previous world history.
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[19:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Turn Regular Bricks Into Electricity-Storing Supercapacitors - https://sylnt.us - trickle-charge
[19:20:45] <nutherguy> EF sneaks in and leaves before I can offer him a meaningful insult
[19:21:50] <carny> nutherguy: 'ef' is that person who just did the drive by rant?
[19:22:04] * AzumaHazuki got her instant pot going, is cooking this https://ifoodreal.com
[19:22:06] <exec> └─ 13Page not found - iFOODreal
[19:22:11] <nutherguy> Yeah, Ethanol Fueled
[19:22:35] <nutherguy> 'Zumi is cooking page not found?
[19:22:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> It seems to just be bitching about getting a request from a bot
[19:22:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Because it worked for me.
[19:23:24] <nutherguy> my wife is cooking the same thing, except without the rice
[19:23:47] <nutherguy> She and I would get along better if she like Boston Baked Beans more
[19:23:57] * nutherguy loves Boston Baked Beans
[19:24:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gonna recreate the Trump/Clinton debates in bed tonight? - because you know that was nothing but two assholes making noise at each other.
[19:25:11] <nutherguy> Didn't you know? Women don't fart.
[19:25:23] <AzumaHazuki> we totally do
[19:25:35] <nutherguy> You ain't a woman, FFS
[19:25:59] <AzumaHazuki> why, because I'm gay?
[19:26:07] <AzumaHazuki> or because I'm not demure and nice and subby?
[19:26:24] <nutherguy> Because there are no women on the internet - EVERYONE knows that
[19:26:50] <AzumaHazuki> everyone but me, my girlfriend, my mother, my sister, my aunt, etc etc etc
[19:27:07] <nutherguy> You're just a bot making shit up to confuse everyone
[19:27:33] <AzumaHazuki> if this is an attempt at a joke it's not-even-unfunny. If you're serious, seek psychiatric help
[19:27:46] <nutherguy> *rolleyes*
[19:28:06] <nutherguy> gays are born without a sense of humor, which probably explains why they are gay
[19:28:50] <AzumaHazuki> that's like saying I have no sense of taste because I don't want to eat a dog turd. you're shit at jokes
[19:28:55] <nutherguy> but - rice - maybe I cook some rice to add to those beans she has cooked
[19:29:19] <nutherguy> not quite the same as beans and rice, but near enough
[19:29:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> Don't disappoint Uncle Roger.
[19:37:18] <AzumaHazuki> man there is like no natural light in this room. northern exposure, one window in the corner not 5 feet away from the next house over...looks overcast even on bright days
[19:38:54] <chromas> Time to saw your wall
[19:39:44] <AzumaHazuki> not in a rental. i'm going to ask permission to paint, paint the purest white I can (matte walls, semi-gloss baseboards/trim) and get some 3000K LED bulbs for the boob light
[19:44:50] <tedious> lol
[19:45:10] <tedious> AzumaHazuki: Is a boob light like a makeup light but for boobs?
[19:49:05] <AzumaHazuki> it's what's technically called a flush-mount light
[19:49:16] <AzumaHazuki> and informally called "landlords are cheap SoB light"
[19:50:45] <AzumaHazuki> this room's colors are white (walls/trim/bulk/ceiling), medium wood (furniture), black (fabric, including bed clothes and actual clothes) and bronze (accents). So i know how to coordinate this :) also the food's done and it is amazing
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[19:58:41] <driveby> https://i.4cdn.org
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[20:11:37] <USA_Beat_Jews> Wuddup niggaz
[20:12:17] <pinchy> getting the ovens ready
[20:12:49] <USA_Beat_Jews> The Jews have chosen hair-sniffer and cock-sucker as their arbiters of law.
[20:12:57] * AzumaHazuki afks to hardware store
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[20:13:34] <USA_Beat_Jews> Kamana
[20:14:41] <USA_Beat_Jews> She pristituted herself to a fat Black man 30 years her senior.
[20:15:17] <USA_Beat_Jews> A fat Black dude who received blowjobs so bad he didn't even recommender her for 2020.
[20:15:40] <pinchy> married to a jew tho?
[20:16:23] <USA_Beat_Jews> Well, pinchy, that is why she is not on our side, and morally bankrupt.
[20:16:59] <USA_Beat_Jews> I mean shit, we have a hardcore womanizer with a toupee, combover, and spray tan and he's the best man for saving the country.
[20:17:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> What?
[20:17:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> Didn't you hear?
[20:17:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> He's ALREADY Made America Great Again.
[20:17:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> We don't need him anymore.
[20:18:10] <USA_Beat_Jews> Andy, that is untrue.
[20:18:42] <USA_Beat_Jews> We will need his spirit for at least 3 more election cycles if we are to unfuck this country.
[20:18:54] <USA_Beat_Jews> ...unfuck this country from Jews and Indians.
[20:18:59] <pinchy> wasnt it mcarthy making a stink about communists in the us? do we need to crank him up again?
[20:19:32] <USA_Beat_Jews> pinchy: yes, we do. In fact, we need another committee on anti-American activities.
[20:20:24] <pinchy> declare AIPAC as a foriegn agent and the house of cards will fall
[20:20:24] <USA_Beat_Jews> Being politically correct, the problem is difficult to solve. Not being politically correct, the problem is ridiculously easy to solve:...
[20:22:28] <pinchy> hmm so all shopping malls are going to become amazon shipping centers
[20:24:09] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[20:24:09] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[20:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> USA_Beat_Jews, you better be talkin bout dot indians. don't make me scalp your ass.
[20:25:22] <USA_Beat_Jews> Jews are behind it.
[20:25:44] <USA_Beat_Jews> goddamn right dot indians Buzzard
[20:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> shopping malls still exist?
[20:27:18] <USA_Beat_Jews> malls are for teenagers and niggers
[20:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're old. teenagers don't even know what a mall is anymore.
[20:27:53] <USA_Beat_Jews> And woe is you if you happen to walk behind a nigger in a mall, holding your pretzel in your hand.
[20:28:12] <USA_Beat_Jews> *Oof* Sorry sir, can I help you clean up
[20:28:42] <USA_Beat_Jews> *POW!* EY U Whyte-ass mufukka I zip zap ping pow plang chow!
[20:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> das racis. not all white folks like pretzels.
[20:29:30] <USA_Beat_Jews> *BIFF!* *OOF!* "WACKOW!* *PA_POONTANG!*
[20:30:01] <USA_Beat_Jews> *BLLOWWWWWWWWW!*
[20:30:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> slow day?
[20:31:09] <USA_Beat_Jews> Political advocacy.
[20:32:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, you need to move to tn. you'd have better stuff to do. like https://www.humboldtplaza.com
[20:32:12] <systemd> ^ 03NOW SHOWING - Humboldt Plaza 3
[20:32:13] <exec> └─ 13NOW SHOWING - Humboldt Plaza 3
[20:33:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ep V. in the theater.
[20:33:22] <USA_Beat_Jews> Buzzard, my hood was like that not too long ago.
[20:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, like frozen and with tontons?
[20:33:49] <USA_Beat_Jews> But the Jews ruined the independent theater here, and they will ruin everything in your town.
[20:34:26] <USA_Beat_Jews> They ruin every place in which they manage to gain a foothold.
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[20:35:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> he quit, that mean i win?
[20:43:44] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks back off
[20:53:00] * nutherguy ponders what an ass scalp might look like
[20:55:43] <nutherguy> Rice. I thought I wanted rice. There is no bag of rice in the pantry, but I found a bag of something labeled "Cheesy Rice and Vegetables"
[20:56:00] <nutherguy> Bag looks like something from an MRE or something - dull, ugly bag.
[20:56:25] <nutherguy> I opened it up, followed directions, and - like magic, I have this ugly looking heap of something
[20:56:41] * nutherguy wonders where the wife has been shopping
[20:57:12] <nutherguy> The flavor isn't *bad* - blah institutional shit I guess
[20:59:50] <nutherguy> Yego foods? Never heard of them until now . . .
[21:03:40] <nutherguy> inspiring home page - NOT https://thepackshack.org
[21:03:41] <systemd> ^ 03Yego Foods - Feed the Funnel Parties
[21:03:42] <exec> └─ 13Yego Foods - Feed the Funnel Parties | The Pack Shack
[21:04:03] <carny> how hard is it to grow rice in a small scale garden without all the flooded field mess?
[21:04:55] <carny> i guess it's not worth it compared to growing easier starches like yams or corn
[21:10:47] <nutherguy> Yeah, I think it would be difficult to grow rice on a small scale
[21:10:58] <nutherguy> I've seen rice paddies or fields, never tried to grow any
[21:11:35] <nutherguy> great home for snakes, poisonous and non-poisonous
[21:13:58] <nutherguy> ROFLMAO - My wife crawled out of bed, asked me what I cooked
[21:14:20] <nutherguy> she says she never cooked the stuff because it's nasty - I can feed what I don't eat to the dogs
[21:16:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Facebook and Other Sites Manipulate Your Privacy Choices - https://sylnt.us - dark-patterns
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[22:29:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> carny: AFAIK, grasses (which, yes, rice is a grass) don't do well unless you plant/grow several square meters worth.
[22:30:43] <carny> right but the problem with rice is that the fields are supposed to be flooded with several inches of water for weeks at a time
[22:33:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...whereas you can grow potatoes in a trash can filled with dirt.
[22:38:08] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: kinda sorta... really need to have a few plants to get pollination working
[22:39:42] <Bytram> that said, for the same amount of space, could grow more of something else... like tomatoes or carrots or beats
[22:39:53] <Bytram> afk; biab
[23:15:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Irresistible Scent Makes Locusts Swarm, Study Finds - https://sylnt.us - ♪simply-irresistible♪
[23:47:45] <pinchy> nutherguy down in the nether regions