#soylent | Logs for 2020-08-12
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[01:14:14] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.sott.net
[01:14:17] <exec> └─ 13Kamala Harris is an oligarch's wet dream -- Puppet Masters -- Sott.net
[01:21:13] <AzumaHazuki> i wonder if i'll make it to canada...it's bizarre to look down the road and see the peace bridge
[01:35:03] <nutherguy> meddlesome kids
[01:35:30] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[01:35:32] <exec> └─ 13High school football players help man in wheelchair reach mountain peak | The Independent
[01:36:06] <nutherguy> Of course, they have no real mountains in the UK, just some low level imitations
[01:37:23] <nutherguy> FFS, the peace bridge ain't shit
[01:37:41] <nutherguy> I've walked across it, driven across it, and staggered across it after I had a few drinks
[01:37:44] <nutherguy> just GO
[01:40:32] * nutherguy remembers that he has no criminal convictions to worry about
[01:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> slacker
[01:53:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuck kinda life can you have with no criminal record?
[02:08:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia's Space Leader Blusters About Mars in the Face of Stiff Budget Cuts - https://sylnt.us - trampolines-are-reusable
[02:14:36] <nutherguy> TMB, you just gotta be faster than the cops to avoid a record
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[02:21:43] <Kam_KocksuK> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
[02:22:04] <Kam_KocksuK> My goodness. How predictable.
[02:23:18] <Kam_KocksuK> It seems that Zion Don and his legacy will reign supreme.
[02:23:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> knotts?
[02:23:44] <Kam_KocksuK> Ay Willie! Get ovah heah!
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[02:28:36] <AzumaHazuki> the border's closed, runaway. when it opens again i'll begin interviewing at hospitals in fort erie and hamilton
[02:28:47] <AzumaHazuki> unless i hit the lotto i'm not getting in there without a work permit
[02:29:26] <nutherguy> Huh. Just go downriver, and find a place to walk across. Or go to Easton Maine, and walk across.
[02:29:42] <nutherguy> Easton is a helluva lot closer to Halifax than Buffalo is
[02:30:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, seek asylum. i heard they were talking enough shit bout us lately that you should be able to pull it off.
[02:32:11] <AzumaHazuki> if fucking trump is re-elected i may actually have a case for that. that pack doesn't like queers, especially not queer women
[02:32:31] * nutherguy remembers that a city girl probably can't walk very far through the woods
[02:32:53] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, wouldn't you know it, i wasn't allowed to bring my fucking flamethrower over state lines :v
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[02:45:00] <Kam_KocksuK> Ka-YHUK! SCHLIMMA-SCHLAMMA DINGO-DONG!
[02:46:05] <Kam_KocksuK> America will defeat the seditious menace lying within.
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[02:46:57] <AzumaHazuki> did he tell the witch doctor he was in love with you?
[02:47:50] <Bytram> yeah, he said "ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang"
[02:48:00] <Bytram> :D
[02:48:21] <AzumaHazuki> that's his solution to everything
[02:48:34] <Bytram> =g "ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang"
[02:48:43] <Bytram> #g "ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang"
[02:48:44] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Oct 29, 2013 ... Ooh Ee Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Max Canon. Loading... Unsubscribe from Max Canon? Cancel Unsubscribe. Working."
[02:53:32] <AzumaHazuki> on the upside, most of the missing boxes got here including my instant pot :) still need to open it up, clean it, and figure out the first thing to do in it
[02:53:55] <AzumaHazuki> apparently one thing it's really handy for is cooking dry beans from scratch in like half an hour
[02:55:00] <Bytram> the "musical" fruit
[02:56:06] <AzumaHazuki> so i am told
[02:56:35] <AzumaHazuki> magical, musical, heart-healthy...maybe so. mostly they just make you fart a bunch
[02:56:58] <Bytram> #g beans beans the musical fruit
[02:56:58] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit\" is a playground saying and children's song about the capacity for beans to contribute to flatulence. The basis of the song is the ..."
[02:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's enough for me
[02:57:13] <Bytram> #yt beans beans the musical fruit
[02:57:13] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Beans(the musical fruit) official music video
[02:57:48] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Have a good night! (I'll try to not break anything.)
[02:58:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i meant making you fart is enough for me, though i am bed bound quite shortly.
[02:58:24] <Bytram> two shay!
[02:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of dinner, i got tired of eating at the same two places in town or cooking crap that TR can eat. i wanted a loaded pizza.
[02:59:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i decided to invent keto pizza to avoid the bitching.
[02:59:48] <Bytram> you gonna check the chamber first?
[03:00:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, an unloaded pizza isn't any good to anybody.
[03:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> threw everything that goes into a pizza except the crust in a big skillet
[03:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheese don't get browned like it should but it's still quite worth eating.
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[03:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> realized the other day that TR's kids had never seen the beverly hillbillies. been remedying that this week.
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[03:18:42] <Bytram> collard greens and possum?
[03:18:57] <Bytram> see-ment pond?
[03:20:08] <Bytram> welp, it's time for *me* to hit the sack.
[03:20:20] <Bytram> Have a great night everybody!
[04:04:40] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard: just play them the weird al song, that's pretty much all I know about them, and I consider it enough.
[04:05:14] <FatPhil> this has the benefit of also introducing them to weird al.
[04:17:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Perseid Meteor Shower of 2020 Peaks Tonight -- Here's How to Watch Live - https://sylnt.us - easier-than-watching-when-you're-dead
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[06:26:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lucid Air Demos Real World Electric Range of 490 Miles - https://sylnt.us - 490-must-be-enough-for-anyone
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[08:36:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Pandemic Has Changed How Criminals Hide Their Cash - https://sylnt.us - cat-and-mouse-games
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[10:36:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Compact Particle Accelerators Drive Electron Beams to 99.99% Speed of Light - https://sylnt.us - is-that-a-particle-accelerator-in-your-pocket?
[12:28:18] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:28:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5338
[12:46:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Bullying' Apple Fights Couple Over Pear Logo - https://sylnt.us - fruit-fight
[13:40:18] <Teckla> TheMightyBuzzard: Why will you be bed bound shortly?
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[14:55:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HS That Suspended Teen Who Tweeted Photo of Hallway Has 9 COVID-19 Cases - https://sylnt.us - What-would-Gomer-Pyle-say?
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[15:21:25] <nutherguy> Never noticed that before
[15:21:34] <nutherguy> RandomFactor is at lightspeed
[15:21:58] <nutherguy> Not sure if that's scary, or reassuring
[15:29:59] <FatPhil> what's so special about that?
[15:30:19] <nutherguy> I don't think most random number generators work at light speed
[15:30:41] <nutherguy> that puts randomfactor way out ahead of any competition
[15:30:52] <nutherguy> =submit https://sputniknews.com
[15:30:55] <exec> └─ 13The Dinosaurs in Congress: How Many Octogenarians Are Seeking Re-election in November? - Sputnik International
[15:30:56] <systemd> Submitting "The Dinosaurs in Congress: How Many Octogenarians Are Seeking Re-election in November?"...
[15:31:18] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Dinosaurs in Congress: How Many Octogenarians are Seeking Re-election in November?" (34 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:32:39] <nutherguy> Maybe Covid19 is an act of God, aimed at cleaning out our career policians?
[15:34:27] <chromas> Should've put them in the New York nursing homes
[15:35:21] <FatPhil> They put them in the loonybin where they deserve to be.
[15:35:41] <nutherguy> Why punish New York's old folk? Unless you blame them for puttin gall those asses into office.
[15:37:05] <chromas> They already purposely filled them with covid patients; may as well put the politicians in too
[15:38:12] <nutherguy> As an old folk, I'd rather be confined with covid patients than a bunch of whiny bitch politicians
[15:39:17] <nutherguy> "Young man, I want a FRESH glass of water, that isn't so WET!"
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[15:50:43] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.foxnews.com
[15:50:45] <exec> └─ 13Facebook cracks down on 'fake news' sites, including far-left operation funded by dark money | Fox News
[15:50:45] <systemd> Submitting "Facebook cracks down on 'fake news' sites, including far-left operation funded by dark money"...
[15:51:04] <nutherguy> Yeah, Fox News - someone will have to get over it
[15:51:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Facebook Cracks Down on 'Fake News' Sites, Including Far-left Operation Funded by Dark Money" (40 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:06:53] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.oann.com
[16:06:55] <systemd> Submitting "British fossil hunters find bones of new dinosaur species, cousin to T.Rex"...
[16:06:56] <exec> └─ 13British fossil hunters find bones of new dinosaur species, cousin to T.Rex | One America News Network
[16:07:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03British Fossil Hunters Find Bones of New Dinosaur Species, Cousin to T.Rex" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[16:56:21] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.wired.com
[16:56:22] <exec> └─ 13The Iconic Arecibo Telescope Goes Quiet After Major Damage | WIRED
[16:56:23] <systemd> Submitting "The Iconic Arecibo Telescope Goes Quiet After Major Damage"...
[16:56:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Iconic Arecibo Telescope Goes Quiet After Major Damage" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:04:19] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.wired.com
[17:04:21] <exec> └─ 13How Facebook and Other Sites Manipulate Your Privacy Choices | WIRED
[17:04:21] <systemd> Submitting "How Facebook and Other Sites Manipulate Your Privacy Choices"...
[17:04:44] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03How Facebook and Other Sites Manipulate Your Privacy Choices" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:06:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Case for a Reduced Work Week - https://sylnt.us - 4-tens?
[17:13:19] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[17:13:21] <exec> └─ 13John McAfee Arrested For Wearing A Woman's Thong As A Facemask In Germany | Zero Hedge
[17:13:21] <systemd> Submitting "John McAfee Arrested For Wearing A Woman's Thong As A Facemask In Germany"...
[17:13:43] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03John McAfee Arrested for Wearing a Woman's Thong as a Facemask in Germany" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:16:27] <carny> that is the most perfect 2020 headline so far
[17:59:49] <Ingar> I prefer that Dutch woman wearing only facemasks (Except on her face)
[18:05:01] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[18:05:01] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[18:06:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[18:25:22] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.sott.net
[18:25:24] <exec> └─ 13Escape from New York: Wealthy residents flee in droves as the city degenerates into a hellhole -- Society's Child -- Sott.net
[18:25:24] <systemd> Submitting "Escape from New York: Wealthy residents flee in droves as the city degenerates into a hellhole -- Sott.net"...
[18:25:46] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Escape From New York: Wealthy Residents Flee in Droves as the City Degenerates Into a Hellhole -- So" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[19:18:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boeing 747s Receive Critical Software Updates Over 3.5" Floppy Disks - https://sylnt.us - Please-insert-disk-7-of-42
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[21:28:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Highly Efficient Process Makes Seawater Drinkable in 30 Minutes - https://sylnt.us - what-about-captured-microbes-and-other-organic-matter?
[21:32:18] <chromas> "captured-microbes-and-other-organic-matter"
[21:32:24] <chromas> Them's nutrients
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[23:02:52] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.cnet.com
[23:02:54] <exec> └─ 13Homeland Security details new tools for extracting device data at US borders - CNET
[23:02:55] <systemd> Submitting "Homeland Security details new tools for extracting device data at US borders"...
[23:03:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Homeland Security Details New Tools for Extracting Device Data at US Borders" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[23:04:42] <nutherguy> Best advice/ best practices: DO NOT carry an electronic device across the border.
[23:06:02] <nutherguy> and CNET mostly sucks as a news feed, it's mostly spam and adverts
[23:06:18] <nutherguy> but they do carry the occassional good story
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[23:09:36] <nutherguy> North-of-the-border hilarity here
[23:09:42] <nutherguy> https://globalnews.ca
[23:09:43] <systemd> ^ 03Suspect mistakes cop car for taxi, gets free ride to Portage la Prairie police station - Winnipeg
[23:09:43] <exec> └─ 13Suspect mistakes cop car for taxi, gets free ride to Portage la Prairie police station - Winnipeg | Globalnews.ca
[23:14:21] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[23:14:22] <exec> └─ 13With Beirut Reeling After Blast, US Prepares 'Maximum Pressure' Sanctions On Lebanon | Zero Hedge
[23:14:23] <systemd> Submitting "With Beirut Reeling After Blast, US Prepares 'Maximum Pressure' Sanctions On Lebanon"...
[23:14:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03With Beirut Reeling After Blast, US Prepares 'Maximum Pressure' Sanctions on Lebanon" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[23:36:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Charter Communications: Data Caps Are Popular with Broadband Internet Users - https://sylnt.us - also-have-great-deals-on-oceanfront-property-in-Kansas
[23:45:47] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.scmp.com
[23:45:49] <exec> └─ 13US set to make China’s Confucius Institutes register as ‘foreign missions’ | South China Morning Post
[23:45:49] <systemd> Submitting "US set to make China’s Confucius Institutes register as ‘foreign missions’"...
[23:46:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03US Set to Make China’s Confucius Institutes Register as ‘Foreign Missions’" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org