#soylent | Logs for 2020-08-05
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[22:47:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boaters Gatecrash SpaceX's 1st Splashdown with Astronauts. 'We Need to Do Better,' NASA Chief Says. - https://sylnt.us - "crashed"-landing
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[20:06:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rocket Lab Will Resume Missions in August Following Launch Failure - https://sylnt.us - rocket-science
[18:46:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX's Starship SN5 Conducts Successful 150-Meter Flight Test - https://sylnt.us - flying-silos
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[16:36:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MMR Vaccine Could Protect Against the Worst Symptoms of COVID-19 - https://sylnt.us - operative-word-is-"could"
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[15:33:21] <guy_> looks racist to me, at least
[15:33:00] <guy_> In the gancrab article, how do you pronounce "truniger"???? Is there a word hidden in there that I should recognize?
[14:26:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Police Bodycam Footage Shows George Floyd Arrest in Detail - https://sylnt.us
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[13:26:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Alleged GandCrab Distributor Arrested in Belarus" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:26:07] <systemd> Submitting "Alleged GandCrab Distributor Arrested in Belarus"...
[13:26:06] <exec> └─ 13Alleged GandCrab Distributor Arrested in Belarus
[13:26:04] <RandomFactorAtWork> =submit dasvidaniya https://www.cuinfosecurity.com
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[13:11:37] <FatPhil> It probably was The Doctor. But if the chameleon circuit can make it look like a skateboard, it can also make it look like a hot air baloon.
[12:57:28] <GrandFireWizard> it's not The Doctor?
[12:55:43] <FatPhil> why did the skateboard not change as the persion transitioned? shouldn't it have transformed into a hot air baloon, or something as similar to a skateboard as a middle-eastern muslim female is to a white gay male/
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[12:42:00] <guy_> That's Nike - the people who sell you $3.00 shoes for $150 and up
[12:41:12] <exec> └─ 13Twitter
[12:41:11] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[12:41:09] <guy_> https://twitter.com
[12:41:03] <guy_> The same Nike exploiting Uighur slaves in China, brings you this gay-wad video
[12:40:02] * Bytram needs a break... laters
[12:39:45] <Bytram> as if 2020 had not already been challenging enough, :: very sad face ::
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[12:16:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beirut Explosion Kills Over 100, Linked to 2,700 Tons of Ammonium Nitrate in Port Warehouse - https://sylnt.us
[10:58:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03As Death Toll Rises After Deadly Blast, a Search for Answers and Survivors: Live Updates" (58 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:57:41] <systemd> Submitting "As Death Toll Rises After Deadly Blast, a Search for Answers and Survivors: Live Updates"...
[10:57:39] <exec> └─ 13Live Updates: Beirut Explosion - The New York Times
[10:57:38] <guy_> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[10:56:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Why the Internet Archive’s National Emergency Library is a Good Idea. – Question Copyright" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:55:46] <exec> └─ 13Why the Internet Archive’s National Emergency Library is a Good Idea. – Question Copyright
[10:55:46] <systemd> Submitting "Why the Internet Archive’s National Emergency Library is a Good Idea. – Question Copyright"...
[10:55:44] <guy_> =submit https://questioncopyright.org
[10:07:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter Faces FTC Probe, Likely Fine Over Use of Phone Numbers for Ads - https://sylnt.us - busted-(again)
[08:05:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beware of Find-My-Phone, Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth, NSA Tells Mobile Users - https://sylnt.us - OpSec-FTW
[06:45:34] <FatPhil> Never let Azuma and anti-Azuma come in contact with each other.
[06:45:06] <FatPhil> Wow, what an explosion!!!!!
[05:56:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NetWalker Ransomware Rakes in $29M Since March - https://sylnt.us - cats-and-mice
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[04:41:43] <drussell> lol
[04:36:46] * guy_ researches fire station wake up alarms for Buzzard's church project
[04:35:55] <guy_> I look forward to the next time I try to wake the staff up at night ;^)
[04:35:40] <drussell> Indeed... Thank you, sir! :)
[04:35:31] <guy_> Thanks Buzzard
[04:29:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> couple obvious mouse-wheel or pagedown errors, reversed without ban, sleep now.
[04:27:06] <drussell> " A problem with microwaving tea is the rip in spacetime that causes soylentnews to reboot. " is actually a pretty good, funny comment for an AC... haha
[04:26:02] <drussell> GN, friend!
[04:25:48] <drussell> Thank you for your tireless service :)
[04:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gonna sift through spam mods real quick then back to bed. yall have a pleasant, restful evening.
[04:25:21] <drussell> I was so busy on the weekend that I hadn;t actually loaded any of those stories but I went back and looked and basicaly just (facepalm)ed
[04:24:35] <drussell> I saw your journal entry, lol... asshat indeed :)
[04:23:37] <drussell> Yes... indeed, that was annoying... :)
[04:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but up until he decided his asshattery needed automated it was a very minor one
[04:22:31] <drussell> Carry on... :)
[04:21:07] <drussell> Indeed haha
[04:21:04] <drussell> :)
[04:20:58] <chromas> Isn't that why we're all here?
[04:20:52] * drussell facepalms
[04:20:43] <drussell> so sad that someone has nothing better to do...
[04:20:38] <AzumaHazuki> apk Has A Problem (TM)
[04:20:10] <drussell> strange
[04:20:05] <drussell> I just thought it a little straneg when I DID finally load a story and it was all spam/troll comments... haha
[04:19:38] <drussell> Yes, no worries... :)
[04:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing nefarious, just standard bugginess
[04:18:47] <drussell> yeah, I've seen similar before
[04:18:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> happens every so often. just have to bounce apache and varnish
[04:18:01] <drussell> Ah, yes, loading fine now, thank you... :)
[04:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> check again
[04:17:22] <drussell> looks like APK has been at it again somehow
[04:16:57] <drussell> [22:03] <drussell> so, uhhh... am I the only one receiving just a "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. " when I click on a story?
[04:16:39] <drussell> Have you tried loading a story lately?
[04:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> besides 500 errors i mean
[04:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup?
[04:16:10] <drussell> sorry to raise you from your slumber.... :)
[04:15:57] <drussell> hey, TMB...
[04:15:52] <drussell> "Officials, essential workers, elderly, the rest. Totally racist"
[04:15:29] <drussell> " Inside out reactionary anti-reverse old school racist! Must be a Milano."
[04:15:06] <drussell> is scored -1, so somebody was able to moderate
[04:14:56] <drussell> " This is example of Late-Stage Anti-Racism, which looks a lot like fucking Racism."
[04:14:39] <drussell> for example, " Late stage Anti-Racism Late stage Anti-Racism (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 04, @09:07PM (9 children)"
[04:14:37] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[04:14:37] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[04:13:23] <drussell> so I'm guessing APK is doing some sort of DOS attack, somehow?
[04:13:00] <drussell> when I manually load one in a private window, I just see a whole bunch of comments about everything being "racist"
[04:05:58] <drussell> Sometimes a totally blank page, but now seems to go to one with the nav pane to the left and the header at the top, but no content...
[04:04:54] <drussell> Sometimes on a refresh it looks normal, but clicking on any story, they're blank...
[04:04:21] <drussell> Most of the time the main page just loads without CSS also...
[04:04:02] <drussell> so, uhhh... am I the only one receiving just a "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. " when I click on a story?
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[03:53:21] <AzumaHazuki> can i call you One Pump Man? :D
[03:53:08] <AzumaHazuki> ...i think i wore him out. men really are spent after one go, it seems
[03:52:52] * guy_ thinks about making some radioactive tea
[03:49:47] <AzumaHazuki> "do you know what your fucking daughter did?!" etc
[03:49:39] <AzumaHazuki> splintery---wait, like that scene in the exorcist?
[03:49:34] <guy_> close call really
[03:49:29] <chromas> no
[03:49:23] <guy_> I think I might know it before Target
[03:49:18] <chromas> You'll get coupons in the mail
[03:49:05] <chromas> Target knows
[03:48:56] <AzumaHazuki> this may surprise you, but gay girls generally don't...y'know, reproduce
[03:48:43] <AzumaHazuki> and...?
[03:48:37] <chromas> the penis with a heart of gold
[03:48:36] <guy_> I did
[03:48:32] <guy_> Since you know women so well - can you tell a woman that she's pregnant before she or her doctor knows it?
[03:48:19] <chromas> You know what might be better than a splintery wooden cross dildo is one of those anglerfish
[03:47:51] <AzumaHazuki> if she were 30 years younger I might track her down and make her an offer. It would be the best she's ever had :) since, y'know, I know my way around a woman
[03:47:06] <guy_> ROFLMAO
[03:46:53] <AzumaHazuki> because it sounds to me like someone is jealous. man, the more i talk to you the more i see why your wife ditched you
[03:46:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Problem with Microwaving Tea - https://sylnt.us - shut-up-and-take-my-money
[03:46:35] <AzumaHazuki> how so? :) the whole loving women as a woman thing?
[03:46:21] <guy_> you're just sick
[03:46:20] <chromas> "Will they or won't they?" cliché [ding]
[03:46:17] <guy_> WTF mysogyny? Nothing I've said can be construed as a hatred of women
[03:45:58] <AzumaHazuki> i feel bad for laughing at this but i can't help it
[03:45:45] <AzumaHazuki> this is textbook. you're getting backed into a corner so you pull out the misogyny
[03:45:32] <AzumaHazuki> Aaaaahahahaha, wow
[03:45:22] <guy_> I'm not in the market, but it would be the best you ever had
[03:45:11] <AzumaHazuki> how in the hell did you go from scrap wood to dildos?
[03:44:57] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, I'm talking to one right now
[03:44:47] <guy_> You don' tneed the wood, there is no shortage of dildoes
[03:44:41] <AzumaHazuki> no one gives a shit. even i never waste more than 2 or 3 points or so on you at a time
[03:44:25] <AzumaHazuki> oh get off the fucking cross, we need the wood
[03:44:21] <guy_> sorta like you had APK stalking you
[03:44:09] <guy_> It should change what you just said - a couple of people dedicate a lot of time to stalking me
[03:43:59] <AzumaHazuki> consider that you may be getting some of those downmods because you're saying frankly stupid, horrifying, solipsistic shit
[03:43:29] <AzumaHazuki> I don't know that for certain, though i of course suspect it. doesn't change what i just said
[03:43:10] <guy_> And, you're smart enough to know that at least a couple of those AC's are socks
[03:42:51] <AzumaHazuki> ...see, that's part one of your psychosis: tribalism. you assume any downmods are irrational and any upmods are rational
[03:42:22] <guy_> That's why when lefties are on, they downmod me to 45 or so, and when rational people are on, they mod me back up to 50
[03:42:08] <AzumaHazuki> Yeah, even random-ass ACs are calling you out
[03:41:56] <guy_> "the whole forum"
[03:41:40] <AzumaHazuki> face it, old man...the entire forum has you figured out. you're a frightened, half-senile has-been who's let his brain be eaten by propaganda with a victim complex the size of the Chrysler building
[03:41:38] <guy_> It's the answer, all the same. No matter how far you run from your ghetto home in Queens, you can't escape yourself.
[03:40:50] <AzumaHazuki> and that's what you reduce yourself to when you have no answer :)
[03:40:32] <guy_> That reek? It's in the back of your nostrils, and you carry it with you
[03:40:12] <AzumaHazuki> virtually every post of yours reeks of fear and the false front of bravado you put up to disguise it from...who? yourself?
[03:39:57] <guy_> Unless you were that old woman in uptown Manhattan going on and on about the Jews harassing her
[03:39:43] <AzumaHazuki> ye ken well what i mean laddie
[03:39:33] <guy_> Thankfully, we've never met, or I'd remember it
[03:39:13] <AzumaHazuki> you're one of the most frightened people i've ever met based on the content of your posts
[03:39:00] <AzumaHazuki> okay, you are seeing existential threats, personal ones directed at you specifically, at every corner
[03:38:57] <guy_> your perception of reality isn't all that great
[03:38:41] <guy_> key words "you seem"
[03:38:28] <guy_> You're also so full of shit, your eyes are turning brown\
[03:38:23] <AzumaHazuki> you seem to see existential threats, personal ones directed at you specifically, at every corner
[03:38:03] <AzumaHazuki> if your soul is your own, why are you constantly living in fear? even I'm not anywhere near as frightened as you and i'm fleeing for live
[03:37:46] <guy_> Are you OCD?
[03:37:33] <guy_> I owe nothing to Trump, nothing to Biden, nothing to any of those asses
[03:37:29] <AzumaHazuki> no, it's not. you sold it a long, long time ago
[03:37:16] <guy_> My soul is my own, dummy
[03:37:03] <AzumaHazuki> so am I. what's your point?
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[03:36:52] <guy_> Have not sold my soul - I'm not registered with any of the parties, being INDEPENDENT
[03:36:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Newest Demon in the Left's Sights: Woke White Women" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:36:10] <AzumaHazuki> don't misunderstand...I have absolutely no desire to change you or your thinking. it can't be done. you've long since sold your soul. i'm just letting you know you're full of shit as usual
[03:35:50] <systemd> Submitting "The Newest Demon In The Left's Sights: Woke White Women"...
[03:35:49] <exec> └─ 13The Newest Demon In The Left's Sights: Woke White Women | Zero Hedge
[03:35:48] <guy_> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[03:35:24] <guy_> You're off the hook Chromas - the site loads now
[03:35:11] <AzumaHazuki> see, I've realized something: the US is a dead letter. it took a mortal wound when Reagan was elected. It's been all downhill from there.
[03:34:34] <AzumaHazuki> then i'll vote for the party who, if they win, will give me perhaps 1-3 more years' window to get out of this country
[03:34:19] * guy_ throws Steve Ballsaq out the fuckiing window with his chair
[03:34:13] <AzumaHazuki> given my druthers I'd rather have a Greenie in office, but since tha chances of that are in "snowball in the Malebolge" territory...
[03:33:52] <guy_> chromas is only staff awake, he probably broke the site
[03:33:50] * chromas invites Steve Ballmer to come throw the first chair.
[03:33:33] <guy_> It's been posted enough times, by enough members: If you're voting for either face of the Demopublican party, you're part of the problem
[03:33:31] <chromas> Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
[03:33:11] <AzumaHazuki> fact is...rationally speaking, a GOP vote only makes sense if you are tremendously wealthy
[03:32:44] <AzumaHazuki> this is not difficult. it's a simple self-interest calculation.
[03:32:29] <AzumaHazuki> given the confluence of factors that being black (or Latin@, or any other visible minority) carries with it, it makes even less sense for me to vote GOP than it does for me to do it as a white woman
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[03:32:05] <guy_> Fear? I fear the real Nazis that you detract attention from with your endless sniveling and whining about people you merely disagree with
[03:31:37] <AzumaHazuki> that is a non-sequitur
[03:31:23] <guy_> Your white privilege is shining through, telling me what you would do as a black person
[03:31:20] <AzumaHazuki> i ask this as a professional paranoid: what the fuck are you so afraid of? you give me the impression that you're scared of everyone more or less. how can you live like this?
[03:30:46] <AzumaHazuki> As I recall, the GOP about did 60 years ago. And given a choice between the Dems and the GOP, I would sure as hell vote Dem as a black person
[03:30:26] <guy_> The Dems have their niggers on the plantation with it, don't they
[03:30:11] <guy_> Oh? Who brought up the ignorant-assed "southern strategy"
[03:29:24] <AzumaHazuki> and you can fuck off with that. between the two of us, you are the one regurgitating propaganda that tickles your feelz and justifies your ridiculous victim complex
[03:29:11] <guy_> It's a question of competence, I think - you don't know how to properly ignore someone
[03:28:42] <AzumaHazuki> i thought i did too and would like to know wtf hapened
[03:28:38] <guy_> Markov's dummy was named Marissa for a reason
[03:28:04] <guy_> I thought you had me in ignore
[03:28:01] <AzumaHazuki> ...are you serious? this is like a Markov Chain training dummy
[03:27:58] <guy_> and why you want to troll me here on IRC all of a sudden?
[03:27:47] <guy_> Dems are the klan -
[03:27:35] <AzumaHazuki> i wonder why? when the alternative was Literally The Klan
[03:27:21] <guy_> it worked
[03:27:19] <guy_> "we'll have those niggers voting for us for the next 200 years"
[03:27:01] <guy_> and I have that "southern strategy" crap pegged -
[03:26:50] <AzumaHazuki> i know, you're just looking for an excuse to trot out that persecution complex
[03:26:31] <guy_> basically, "If you''re white you're evil"
[03:26:08] <guy_> Is BLM targeting white moms, blaming them for racism, or not?
[03:24:42] <AzumaHazuki> here's a free clue for ya, Runaway: "hurr hurr THE LEFT ARE THE REAL RACISTS!!11111ONE" died when the Southern Strategy was boen
[03:24:09] <AzumaHazuki> the site itself refuses to have anything to do with it
[03:24:02] <AzumaHazuki> even an aristarchus sub would be less trollish, less flamebaity, and less pointless
[03:18:02] <guy_> TheMightyBuzzard
[03:17:47] <guy_> FatPhil
[03:17:39] <guy_> cmn32480
[03:17:04] <guy_> chromas
[03:14:32] <systemd> guy_, 04submit failed: JSONValue is not an object
[03:14:15] <exec> └─ 13The Newest Demon In The Left's Sights: Woke White Women | Zero Hedge
[03:14:14] <guy_> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
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[03:09:40] <guy_> More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
[03:09:40] <guy_> Please contact the server administrator, admin@soylentnews.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
[03:09:40] <guy_> The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
[03:09:40] <guy_> Internal Server Error
[03:09:14] <guy_> if anyone is awake, I just started seeing server error notice, same as a week or two ago
[02:13:30] <chromas> you forgot a 2 in your math
[02:13:19] <chromas> no
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[01:51:34] <guy_> Does that make it a 2.75 gigaton blast?
[01:51:11] <guy_> 2,750 pounds of ammonium nitrate they say
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[01:36:52] <nutherguy> Holy shit - looking at pictures now - that was a HUGE explosion - seems to approach a mini-nuke for output
[01:35:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Propose a Novel Method for Controlling Fusion Reactions - https://sylnt.us - don't-let-the-genie-out-of-the-magnetic-bottle!
[01:32:53] <nutherguy> Beruit is a nice little town. City Charter requires a massive explosion every quarter century, to allow developers to rebuild
[01:32:07] <nutherguy> LOL Bytram
[01:27:49] <Bytram> Ahhh, that's just the output of the Fortune program that appears as the bottom of most every page. SoylentNews has no plans for shutdown. And, if there were any plans, we would post such notice as a *story* on the site.
[01:23:53] <Bytram> nutherguy: Where'd you see that?
[01:16:05] <nutherguy> The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.
[01:15:57] <nutherguy> Is this a QOTD, or a message from the staff?
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[00:00:55] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:00:54] <exec> └─ 13Police bodycam footage shows George Floyd arrest in detail | Daily Mail Online
[00:00:52] <SoyCow1234> #submit https://www.dailymail.co.uk
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