#soylent | Logs for 2020-07-23

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[00:00:00] <RandomFactor> !quote RandomFactor
[00:00:01] <Bender> Quote 900 - <RandomFactor> so if Korean pop is called kpop what is Korean rap called?
[00:00:05] <Bender> Also in quotes: 902, 904, 968
[00:00:14] <RandomFactor> !quote Korean
[00:00:14] <Bender> Quote 900 - <RandomFactor> so if Korean pop is called kpop what is Korean rap called?
[00:00:30] <RandomFactor> Case sensitive.
[00:04:20] <RandomFactor> Fries with cheese and gravy? I mean that doesn't actually sounds worthy of that big a negative
[00:04:49] <RandomFactor> Or is there a meaning I'm missing?
[00:05:09] <Bytram> ~seen Poutine
[00:05:10] <exec> Bytram, Poutine was last seen in #soylent 536 days, 19 hours, 59 minutes, 12 seconds ago with message: alsa/oss and others were a mess
[00:05:47] <RandomFactor> Ahhh, someone named themselves after Fries with cheese and gravy
[00:06:11] <RandomFactor> !quote poutine
[00:06:11] <Bender> Quote 84 - <poutine--> I understand not liking me because I'm an ass, but there's only so much you can argue about this before you realize you're wrong
[00:06:15] <Bender> Also in quotes: 105, 117, 288, 421, 422, 649, 770
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[00:06:30] <RandomFactor> !quote 105
[00:06:31] <Bender> Quote 105 - <poutine> I am criminally sexy, but that is not an alignment
[00:06:37] <RandomFactor> !quote 117
[00:06:37] <Bender> Quote 117 - <stderr> xlefay: I still want ".suck"... Want to buy poutine.suck? $1... Want to buy xlefay.does-not.suck, thereby making sure others can't buy xlefay.suck? $100.
[00:06:46] <RandomFactor> !quote 288
[00:06:47] <Bender> Quote 288 - <poutine> dumbest insults I've ever heard in my life
[00:06:54] <RandomFactor> !quote 421
[00:06:55] <Bender> Quote 421 - <poutine> my ballsack could program a better website than SN
[00:07:04] <RandomFactor> !quote 422
[00:07:04] <Bender> Quote 422 - <poutines_mom> now now poutine! your a very naughty boy
[00:07:11] <Bytram> As I recall, he was a regular on IRC of many days gone by but who liked to troll, bicker, and be an outright PITA
[00:07:24] * RandomFactor whistles innocently
[00:07:37] <RandomFactor> !quote 649
[00:07:38] <Bender> Quote 649 - <poutine> Thank goodness MLK died for this Monday off, I had a dream of doing nothing all day
[00:07:48] <RandomFactor> !quote 770
[00:07:48] <Bender> Quote 770 - <SirFinkus> poutine is ok, but overrated
[00:08:06] <RandomFactor> well his quotes do have a certain edginess
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[00:10:11] <Black_Lives_Golem> Ey you cracka ass mothafukkas
[00:10:34] <AzumaHazuki> wow, i'm actually watching someone write his own bus pass to Hell
[00:10:35] <Black_Lives_Golem> we heard you be trying to get us to beat up the white people tryinnna help us out
[00:10:51] * AzumaHazuki popcorn.gif
[00:11:10] <Black_Lives_Golem> You mighta brought Nick cannon to heel, but you aint gonna bring the rest of us to heel
[00:12:28] <Black_Lives_Golem> The next time the local protests pop off, we'll send them to the Jewish neighborhoods.
[00:12:44] <Black_Lives_Golem> Haahahaahahheeeheehoooooooooo!
[00:13:12] <chromas> Nick Cannon's just stoked people think he's finally relevant again after the '90s
[00:13:13] <Bytram> EF, you been hitting the sauce a bit early today, eh?
[00:14:03] <RandomFactor> Do people actually say 'cracker' these days?
[00:14:23] <Bytram> only to Jack?
[00:14:34] <Black_Lives_Golem> It's actually peculiar how the BLM movement was actually being silenced and ignored ever since Nick Cannon though
[00:15:11] <Black_Lives_Golem> he might have been unimportant, but what wasn't unimportant was how Black People were encouraged to be angry right up until they started asking questions about the chosen people
[00:15:56] <Black_Lives_Golem> The same lesson will be learned about the mask debacle as well.
[00:16:22] <RandomFactor> Or right, Nick Cannon was all the buzz for anti-semitic stuff on his podcast.
[00:16:36] <RandomFactor> Was trying to place him
[00:17:24] <Black_Lives_Golem> Nick Cannon mighta-not been shit. But he had a leash onnim, and dat leash be jerked
[00:17:46] <Black_Lives_Golem> And it ain't street-level whitey who be jerkin dat leash
[00:18:08] <Black_Lives_Golem> racism according to pink-haired dykes requires both power and privilege.
[00:18:22] <Black_Lives_Golem> Now we finally see who has the most privelege of all.
[00:19:21] <Black_Lives_Golem> Like I been sayin', Niggaz!
[00:21:08] <Black_Lives_Golem> Now we have "secret police" doing black-bag jobs on the streets.
[00:21:25] <Black_Lives_Golem> Let's dance!
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[00:21:54] <chromas> Never trust someone who'd stoop to using the web interface to irc
[00:22:10] <RandomFactor> Put on your red shoes and https://youtu.be
[00:22:11] <systemd> ^ 03LeT's DaNcE..put on your red shoes and dance the blues- ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:23:06] <RandomFactor> Serious Moonlight++
[00:23:15] <RandomFactor> pfttpt
[00:23:34] <chromas> [ ]++
[00:23:34] <Bender> karma - [ ]: 1
[00:23:46] <chromas> (.y.)++
[00:23:46] <Bender> karma - (.y.): 2
[00:23:48] <RandomFactor>  ++
[00:24:03] <RandomFactor> dang, i thought that might work
[00:24:29] <chromas> spaces in variables
[00:24:42] <RandomFactor> ascii(255)
[00:24:43] <Bytram> chromas: I am constantly impressed with your gift for permutation generation and creativity
[00:24:45] <chromas> How can you have any spaces if you don't eat your meat?
[00:25:10] <Bytram> specious spaces
[00:25:14] <RandomFactor> Serious Moonlight++
[00:25:47] <RandomFactor> Can we make Bender stupider?
[00:25:48] <chromas> theriouth_moonlight++
[00:25:48] <Bender> karma - theriouth_moonlight: 1
[00:26:02] <chromas> RandomFactor: it's python, so technically...yes
[00:26:12] <chromas> if you have the right skillz
[00:27:48] * AzumaHazuki really hopes eth reincarnates poor and black. if he won't learn human decency from a position of relative ease and privilege, he needs to learn it the hard way
[00:28:11] <Bytram> ala Lazarus?
[00:28:12] <RandomFactor> Right skillz, Left skillz....it's a simplified view of skillz that ignores the entire skillz ecosystem
[00:28:44] <chromas> You need the alt-right skillz
[00:29:19] <chromas> To start with, embrace capitalism in your variable names
[00:30:07] <Bytram> chromas: Like this? "To Start With, Embrace Capitalism in Your Variable Names
[00:30:07] <Bytram> "
[00:30:31] <Bytram> or is that the wrong kind of capitals?
[00:30:32] <chromas> HARDCORE CAPITALISM WITHOUT RESTRAINT EVEN WHERE UNWARRANTED
[00:36:44] <RandomFactor> Republicrats of unearned stature? I don't think they really exist.
[00:49:44] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[00:49:50] <systemd> Submitting "This is how to do surgery in space"...
[00:50:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03This is How to Do Surgery in Space" (76 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:50:24] <RandomFactor> That'll take some trimmin
[00:52:11] <Bytram> Oh, almost forgot!
[00:52:13] <Bytram> =yt "Amy Allen - Queen of Silver Linings (Official Music Video)"
[00:52:14] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Amy Allen - Queen of Silver Linings (Official Music Video) (03:40; 791,619 views; 👍2,053 👎137)
[00:52:36] <RandomFactor> 40kish since what...yesterday?
[00:52:53] <RandomFactor> or was that monday
[00:53:16] <RandomFactor> think it was yesterday
[00:53:22] <RandomFactor> so 40k/day ain't bad
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[01:17:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Make Wine and Cheese Using Weeds - https://sylnt.us - does-the-milk-still-come-from-cows?
[01:18:39] <CoySow> here are some recent stats...
[01:18:49] <CoySow> PASTE_BEGIN
[01:18:52] <CoySow> 2020-07-21_00:00:18,694029 2020-07-21_08:04:53,708002 2020-07-21_15:19:28,725726 2020-07-21_21:51:49,744584 2020-07-22_08:02:50,762220 2020-07-22_20:52:15,791619 2020-07-22_20:52:53,792026
[01:19:08] <CoySow> PASTE_END
[01:19:35] <CoySow> laters
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[02:06:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> statistics on what? times maxwell has tried to kill herself so far?
[03:26:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chemists Make Tough Plastics Recyclable - https://sylnt.us - building-a-better-world
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[04:56:52] <guy_> =submit https://ktla.com
[04:56:54] <systemd> Submitting "Man charged with stealing a dozen cars throughout L.A. County after getting arrested, released at least 11 times"...
[04:57:16] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Man Charged With Stealing a Dozen Cars Throughout L.A. County After Getting Arrested, Released at Le" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:03:32] <guy_> =submit https://ktla.com
[05:03:33] <systemd> Submitting "Derek Chauvin, former officer charged in George Floyd’s death, faces 9 tax evasion counts"...
[05:03:55] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Derek Chauvin, Former Officer Charged in George Floyd’s Death, Faces 9 Tax Evasion Counts" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:19:02] <guy_> =submit https://www.npr.org
[05:19:03] <systemd> Submitting "With No Final Say, Trump Wants To Change Who Counts For Dividing Up Congress' Seats"...
[05:19:03] <exec> └─ 13Trump Issues Memo On The Census And Unauthorized Immigrants : NPR
[05:19:25] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03With No Final Say, Trump Wants to Change Who Counts for Dividing Up Congress' Seats" (38 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:24:07] <chromas> Damn
[05:24:16] <chromas> I wanted that to be a dozen doughnuts
[05:24:20] <chromas> (stolen)
[05:25:09] <chromas> doughnuts++
[05:25:09] <Bender> karma - doughnuts: 7
[05:36:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senators Demand Answers on Expired Surveillance Programs - https://sylnt.us - same-old-same-old
[07:36:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ex-Boss of ICANN Shifts from 'Advisor' to Co-CEO of Private Equity Biz that Tried to Buy .org - https://sylnt.us - if-it-quacks-like-a-duck
[08:46:27] <FatPhil> #weather riga
[08:46:28] <MrPlow> Vecpilsēta, Riga, Vidzeme, Latvia - Today: "Possible light rain in the afternoon." 65/50F, Humidity: 68%, Precip: 57%, Wind ~11mph. Fri: "Light rain starting in the afternoon." 68/57F, Humidity: 81%, Precip: 90%, Wind ~11mph. Sat: "Possible light rain in the morning and afternoon." 72/53F, Humidity: 80%, Precip: 87%, Wind ~9mph.
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[09:47:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Set to Launch an Ambitious Lander Mission to Mars - https://sylnt.us - just-find-a-parking-place-already
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[10:17:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DOJ: Chinese Hackers Stole "Hundreds of Millions of Dollars" of Secrets - https://sylnt.us - NOW-they-tell-us?
[10:59:51] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:59:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5321
[11:28:38] <GrandFireWizard> =submit https://www.news.com.au
[11:28:40] <systemd> Submitting "Australian warships ‘confronted by Chinese navy’"...
[11:28:41] <exec> └─ 13South China Sea: Australian warships confronted by Chinese navy
[11:29:02] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Australian Warships ‘Confronted by Chinese Navy’" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:56:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Cosmic Magnetic Field Structures Discovered in Galaxy NGC 4217 - https://sylnt.us
[13:14:44] <GrandFireWizard> =submit https://www.news.com.au
[13:14:46] <systemd> Submitting "You've been cutting cake wrong"...
[13:14:47] <exec> └─ 13TikTok video reveals you’ve been cutting cake wrong your whole life
[13:15:07] <GrandFireWizard> All I can think is that this has nothing on the vi vs notepad war
[13:15:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03You've Been Cutting Cake Wrong" (26 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[13:15:36] <GrandFireWizard> =gday AzumaHazuki
[13:15:36] * systemd fanatically experiences a leathery sac of dust with AzumaHazuki
[13:15:38] <GrandFireWizard> emacs lost. get over it.
[13:16:01] <AzumaHazuki> we all know nano is the one true editor
[13:16:38] <GrandFireWizard> I've used nano once or twice... possibly due to the instructions in the class saying to use it...
[13:18:19] <GrandFireWizard> imagine being upset due to the way someone cuts the cake
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[13:26:52] <SoyGuest271828> =asub https://arstechnica.com Some email recipients thought it was a scam. They were right but AT&T was the scammer.
[13:26:53] <exec> └─ 13AT&T claims a phone made in 2019 will stop working, urges users to upgrade | Ars Technica
[13:26:53] <systemd> Submitting "AT&T claims a phone made in 2019 will stop working, urges users to upgrade;"...
[13:27:15] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03AT&T Claims a Phone Made in 2019 Will Stop Working, Urges Users to Upgrade;" (18 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[13:42:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> GrandFireWizard: IDK man this is pretty bad: https://i.redd.it
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[13:47:59] <SoyGuest271828> =asub https://us.cnn.com
[13:48:01] <exec> └─ 13How many hot dogs can a human possibly eat? Science finally has an answer - CNN
[13:48:04] <systemd> Submitting "How many hot dogs can a human possibly eat? Science finally has an answer"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.cnn.com )
[13:48:25] <SoyGuest271828> =asub https://us.cnn.com RIP
[13:48:26] <exec> └─ 13Joanna Cole, author of 'The Magic School Bus,' dies age 75 - CNN
[13:48:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03How Many Hot Dogs Can a Human Possibly Eat? Science Finally Has an Answer" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:48:28] <systemd> Submitting "Joanna Cole, author of 'The Magic School Bus,' dies age 75"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.cnn.com )
[13:48:50] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Joanna Cole, Author of 'the Magic School Bus,' Dies Age 75" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[14:03:34] <Ingar> good move govt.. registration now mandatory in bars
[14:03:42] <Ingar> what is this, china
[14:05:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Tunneling is Not Instantaneous, Physicists Show - https://sylnt.us - apparently-you-can-get-there-from-here
[15:07:23] <GrandFireWizard> AndyTheAbsurd, wth....??
[15:31:34] <guy_> I guess everyone here knows that IRC is offline today?
[15:31:41] <guy_> https://soylentnews.org
[15:31:42] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of jmichaelhudsondotnet (8122) ( https://soylentnews.org )
[15:31:43] <exec> └─ 13Journal of jmichaelhudsondotnet (8122)
[15:32:15] <guy_> I don't know why I bother to point it out though
[15:33:40] <guy_> As for the cake - there's no need to cut the thing, unless you really want to share it with someone.
[15:47:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> GrandFireWizard: I found it on Reddit's "mildly infuriating" section which is mostly good for amusement.
[16:16:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Active Leak of Sea-Bed Methane Discovered in Antarctica for First Time - https://sylnt.us
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[18:26:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rumors Point Towards Remarkable Gains for AMD's Upcoming 'Big Navi' GPUs - https://sylnt.us - made-from...-unobtainium?
[20:37:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ongoing "Meow Attack" has Nuked 1,000 Databases Without Telling Anyone Why - https://sylnt.us - script-kitties
[22:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Picks Austin for its Next US Factory to Build Cybertruck, Semi Truck, Model Y - https://sylnt.us