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[01:36:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dexamethasone: Cheap Anti-Inflamatory Corticosteroid Lowers Mortality Up To 1/3 for COVID ICU Cases - https://sylnt.us - did-anyone-try-aspirin?
[02:26:50] <Bytram> http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com
[02:26:51] <systemd> ^ 03Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?
[02:26:51] <exec> └─ 13Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?
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[03:33:06] <Bytram> =yt "Amy Allen - Queen of Silver Linings (Official Music Video)"
[03:33:07] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Amy Allen - Queen of Silver Linings (Official Music Video) (03:40; 162,392 views; 👍499 👎19)
[03:55:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Code Change Caused Outage for Spotify, Pinterest and Waze Apps on iOS - https://sylnt.us
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[06:16:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Four Odd Radio Objects Detected - https://sylnt.us - ORCs..Rings..it-sounds-familiar
[08:46:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IMEC and GlobalFoundries Demonstrate Processor-in-Memory Efficiency Breakthrough - https://sylnt.us - going-analog
[11:08:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hasbro, North American Scrabble Players Association Bans Racial, Ethnic Slurs from Word Lists - https://sylnt.us - can-we-still-buck-feta?
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[13:26:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA is Updating its Guidelines on How to Prevent Contamination of the Solar System - https://sylnt.us - cosmic-Kudzu
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[13:52:04] * RandomFactor cries
[13:52:24] <RandomFactor> Just spent 30 minutes meticulously writing up, formatting, and embellishing a story only to realize it was a dupe during finishing touches. (DAMN YOU TAKYON!).
[13:56:36] <RandomFactor> https://securityaffairs.co
[13:56:38] <systemd> ^ 03Yevgeniy Nikulin, Russian hacker behind Dropbox and LinkedIn hacks found guilty ( https://securityaffairs.co )
[13:56:38] <exec> └─ 13Yevgeniy Nikulin, hacker behind Dropbox and LinkedIn hacks found guiltySecurity Affairs
[14:00:51] <Bytram> RandomFactor++ /me very much appreciates the attempt and acknowledges that you chose well if someone else submitted the same story
[14:00:51] <Bender> karma - randomfactor: 24
[14:01:22] <RandomFactor> https://www.space.com
[14:01:22] <systemd> ^ 03NASA wants a return to the moon in 2024. New human spaceflight chief makes no guarantees.
[14:02:19] * RandomFactor has decided all stories published on Sunday are dupes
[14:03:16] <Bytram> RandomFactor: I *think* you can check the sub queue, no? https://soylentnews.org
[14:03:17] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[14:03:17] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Submissions
[14:03:37] <RandomFactor> I did, i just missed it
[14:03:52] <RandomFactor> Was actually published story.
[14:04:05] <RandomFactor> Right at the top of the list when i sorted by date
[14:04:12] <RandomFactor> I blame insufficient caffiene
[14:04:17] <Bytram> Good sources for story ideas are: (1) https://wiki.soylentnews.org and (2) #rss-bot here on IRC
[14:04:19] <systemd> ^ 03Storybot - SoylentNews
[14:04:20] <exec> └─ 13Storybot - SoylentNews
[14:04:51] <Bytram> chromas has a list up somewhere, too, but I forget where atm
[14:04:53] <RandomFactor> also i STILL want to be able to change my default search sort order to 'DATE'
[14:05:31] <Bytram> Hmm, greasemonkey script, maybe?
[14:05:34] <RandomFactor> Storybot is 3rd on my list.
[14:06:03] <RandomFactor> feh
[14:06:52] <RandomFactor> https://www.theregister.com
[14:06:53] <systemd> ^ 03An email banning our staff from using TikTok? Haha, funny story about that, we didn't mean it – Amazon
[14:06:53] <exec> └─ 13An email banning our staff from using TikTok? Haha, funny story about that, we didn't mean it – Amazon • The Register
[14:08:41] * Bytram acknowledges there are... issues... with the search page. I stumble upon something every once in a while, but am distracted by the task at hand and lack time/energy to create exhaustive tests. Also, IIRC, that was an afternoon's effort by NCommander that I was able to offer some feedback at the time, but failed to understand all the parameters/permutations being contemplated/employed then.
[14:09:31] <Bytram> Sadly, until TheMightyBuzzard is done with his remodel, nothing short of an emergency patch will get merged into the code base. :(
[14:09:47] <RandomFactor> You should up his pay
[14:10:04] <RandomFactor> Might be falling behind with inflation
[14:10:34] <Bytram> BTW, our Let'sEncrypt certs expire Saturday, July 25, 2020
[14:10:53] <RandomFactor> Well, better than YESTERDAY :-p
[14:11:15] <Bytram> beatles++
[14:11:15] <Bender> karma - beatles: 1
[14:11:46] <RandomFactor> All expirations are so far away, I got a new cert YESTERDAY
[14:12:18] <Bytram> 'cause all your troubles seemed so far away?
[14:12:35] <RandomFactor> Cause the SOC whinged about Chrome not letting them on a box actually :-p
[14:13:40] <RandomFactor> Apparently "Works fine for me with Firefox" is insufficiently sensitive to their needs
[14:13:58] <Bytram> were you running into this problem? https://soylentnews.org
[14:14:00] <systemd> ^ 03Digicert Will Shovel Some 50,000 EV HTTPS Certificates Into the Furnace Today - SoylentNews
[14:14:00] <exec> └─ 13Digicert Will Shovel Some 50,000 EV HTTPS Certificates Into the Furnace Today - SoylentNews
[14:14:05] <RandomFactor> nah
[14:14:12] <RandomFactor> just self signed internal stuffs
[14:14:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, merged is easier than rolled out. it only requires reading not being available for unfucking something that broke.
[14:14:34] <RandomFactor> and technically it was day before yesterday, but that didn't rhyme
[14:15:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: !! there you are! Haven't seen you in a while -- hope all's cool
[14:15:29] * RandomFactor thinks TMB embedded an alert when his name is mentioned
[14:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been around, just tired and getting important doings of fuck-all on in my downtime
[14:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> RandomFactor, hexchat does it automatically
[14:16:14] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thought as much, but hard to tell from way over here.
[14:16:19] * RandomFactor stealthily investigates his chat client for alerting capabaility
[14:16:27] <Bytram> hope things are progressing
[14:16:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> not much, nope. hopes for next week though.
[14:16:41] <RandomFactor> capabalility >> capability
[14:17:04] <Bytram> RandomFactor: which client do you use?
[14:17:31] * RandomFactor glances in the user list
[14:17:35] <RandomFactor> "IceChat"
[14:18:00] * RandomFactor is too lazy to change the default identifier
[14:18:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool
[14:18:14] <Bytram> No experience with that, but maybe someone here does and can chime in
[14:18:19] <RandomFactor> it's colorful
[14:18:34] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: :: groan ::
[14:18:39] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[14:20:23] <RandomFactor> ok, i can make it play a sound when my nickname is typed
[14:20:42] * Bytram loves to start his day with a good pun, even more so with a pour pun.
[14:20:45] <RandomFactor> or a new message on a particular channel
[14:20:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i told mine to shaddup but go ahead and keep flashing in the systray.
[14:20:57] <RandomFactor> maybe a nice chime
[14:22:01] <RandomFactor> Flash Taskbar is another option
[14:22:13] <RandomFactor> can also notify for buddies coming online
[14:22:26] <RandomFactor> etc etc
[14:23:15] <Bytram> don't know about buddies, but o/w similar choices on HexChat
[14:23:39] <RandomFactor> nod
[14:24:33] <Bytram> RandomFactor: AHA! Here's chromas's feedctl page: https://zeroindex.org
[14:24:34] <systemd> ^ 03feedctl
[14:24:36] <exec> └─ 13feedctl
[14:25:19] <Bytram> See, also this page for a tool that offers 3 different scrapers for a source URL: https://zeroindex.org
[14:25:19] <systemd> ^ 03Soysub
[14:25:21] <exec> └─ 13Soysub
[14:26:44] * RandomFactor hunts for 'export to opml' on feedctl
[14:27:04] <Bytram> =g opml
[14:27:05] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - OPML - Wikipedia
[14:27:22] <Bytram> well, that's helpful :/
[14:28:05] <RandomFactor> used to transfer RSs feedlists between readers
[14:28:19] * TheMightyBuzzard buggers off to get some important sunday lazying done
[14:29:19] * Bytram is trying to get some stories out to fill out the rest of the day before it gets too warm and humid to think straight
[14:29:58] <Bytram> afk; biab
[14:30:05] <RandomFactor> nodnod
[14:33:40] <RandomFactor> https://www.businessinsider.com
[14:33:41] <systemd> ^ 03Top business news: Jeffrey Epstein, Gen Z day traders, energy CEO facing arrest - Business Insider
[14:33:41] <exec> └─ 13Top business news: Jeffrey Epstein, Gen Z day traders, energy CEO facing arrest - Business Insider
[14:38:09] <RandomFactor> https://zeroindex.org is ... green
[14:39:19] <Bytram> color or environmental?
[14:39:48] <RandomFactor> color. Being that wasteful of green pixels can't be environmentally conscious
[14:40:15] <Bytram> so, it's giving you the... blues?
[14:40:36] <RandomFactor> about 40% i'd say
[14:41:41] * RandomFactor looks at the page again with a more -jaundiced- eye
[14:45:01] <RandomFactor> Took superdog out at about 2am last night. Tears out like a bat out of hell down the hill. Tears out EVEN FASTER back up the hill with a deer on his tail. He goes behind my legs, from which vantage he is suddenly brave again. Deer proceeds to slow-walk across the yard in front of us. That's
[14:45:01] <RandomFactor> twice he got his butt beat by a deer.
[14:45:18] * Bytram just pushed out a story pertaining to hormones from the liver affecting one's sweet tooth
[14:45:42] <Bytram> Oh... deer!
[14:46:02] <RandomFactor> Deer are not to be messed with
[14:46:17] <Bytram> doe or a buck?
[14:46:20] <RandomFactor> That slow walk was frikkin hilarious
[14:46:23] <RandomFactor> no antlers
[14:46:26] <Bytram> k
[14:46:29] <Bytram> white tailed?
[14:46:32] <RandomFactor> yah
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[14:47:01] <RandomFactor> that slow walk would be humiliating for him if dogs actually knew shame
[14:47:38] <RandomFactor> it was like "yeah? I'm RIGHT HERE? What were you saying again?"
[14:47:45] * Bytram has only seen a deer out in the wild a few times, always skittish. Might get a few second long look, then the tail flags and... gone!
[14:47:52] <Bytram> LOL
[14:47:58] <Bytram> what kind of dog?
[14:48:04] <RandomFactor> Belgian Malanois
[14:48:24] <Bytram> is that like a waffle?
[14:48:28] <Bytram> =g Belgian Malanois
[14:48:29] <systemd> https://www.akc.org - Belgian Malinois Dog Breed Information
[14:48:38] <Bytram> =g Belgian Malanois wikipedia
[14:48:39] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Malinois dog - Wikipedia
[14:48:57] <Bytram> hey, wanna submit this story? https://www.nbcnews.com
[14:48:58] <systemd> ^ 03How old is your dog? New equation shows how to calculate its age in human years
[14:49:29] <RandomFactor> wasn't that already subbed?
[14:49:32] <SoyCow2773> Hi, I'm looking at https://soylentnews.org Would it be possible for SoylentNews team to simply share their PayPal contact info (e-mail) on the page so that direct donations could be made simply by sending (through PayPal) money to that e-mail?
[14:49:32] <Bytram> Will need a bunch of trimming, but I suspect it would get a good response from the community
[14:49:33] <systemd> ^ 03404 File Not Found
[14:49:34] <exec> └─ 13404 File Not Found
[14:49:37] <RandomFactor> maybe i just read it and passed on
[14:49:56] <Bytram> RandomFactor: hold on
[14:50:02] <RandomFactor> i can write it up of not
[14:51:25] <RandomFactor> hmmm, don't see it at a glance. Maybe i just saw it in passing but not on sn
[14:51:33] <Bytram> SoyCow2773: not that easy, IIUC. We have a paypal acct and use PayPal's API to gather payment info from you and they send us notification through their API of the payment; helps with bookkeeping. Also,
[14:51:53] * RandomFactor feels like his is only getting half the conversation
[14:52:10] <Bytram> RandomFactor: not in either the sub or story queues. Go for it!
[14:52:19] <RandomFactor> wilco
[14:53:24] <Bytram> SoyCow2773: We also offer Stripe as a payment processor and they accept most major cards, Amex, VISA. MC, and a bunch of others
[14:54:02] <GrandFireWizard> =submit https://www.news.com.au
[14:54:06] <systemd> Submitting "Proof virus tracking app doesn’t work"...
[14:54:06] <exec> └─ 13COVIDSafe: Anushka Banbara says virus tracking app doesn’t work
[14:54:07] <GrandFireWizard> yeah, it failed.
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[14:54:27] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Proof Virus Tracking App Doesn’t Work" (25 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:55:06] <Bytram> they, too, take care of gathering the card info, payment amount, and send us a notification through their API which reports amounts back to us. Again, all integrated into our bookkeeping
[14:55:07] * RandomFactor is SO using 'dogarithmic function' in the dept
[14:55:19] <SoyCow2773> Bytram: thanks for the explanation
[14:55:36] <Bytram> SoyCow2773: Does that help? What is the problem with using what we have? Genuine question!
[14:56:02] <Bytram> which reminds me... brb
[14:57:23] * Bytram updates the Beg-o-Meter on the main page
[14:57:28] <Bytram> !uid
[14:57:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 11539, owned by Charlesunfog
[14:59:47] <Bytram> biab
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[15:02:49] <SoyCow2773> Bytram: regarding Stripe: never used it, so I can't comment on that right now. When making online payments I make online transfer from my bank account to IBAN account number. Sometimes log into PayPal page to make direct payment to given PayPal account.
[15:03:37] <SoyCow2773> I guess that there is no technical problem for me with what you have, I just have different past experiences with online payments/transfers.
[15:04:49] <RandomFactor> Saw it on phys.org is why i recognized it
[15:05:11] <SoyCow2773> Also I'm a bit paranoid about clicking a PayPal button on some page and being redirected to PayPal.
[15:06:05] <RandomFactor> =cite 10.1016
[15:06:05] <systemd> Journal Reference: DOI Name 10.1016 Values, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016">10.1016</a>)
[15:06:59] <RandomFactor> =cite 10.1016/j.cels.2020.06.006
[15:07:00] <systemd> Journal Reference: Redirecting, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.cels.2020.06.006">10.1016/j.cels.2020.06.006</a>)
[15:07:18] <Bytram> SoyCow2773: understood. When it comes to the site (SoylentNews) dealing with community member's money, I was *especially* critical about the implementation and tested it thoroughly...
[15:07:50] * Bytram has 4 decades' experience testing computer software.
[15:08:48] <Bytram> So, your concerns are certainly understandable, and to the best of my ability, I have endeavored to ensure we did things right. Also,
[15:11:53] <Bytram> we use the same APIs for PayPal and Stripe as countless other sites; we never see any of your payment particulars (card number, expiration, etc.) -- that's why you need to enable Javascript on our subscription page. You are taking to their servers, not us. When the transaction is complete, it is only then that we get anything back from them. Date, Time, Gross amount you paid, their processing fee, Net amount to us, confirmation code. I
[15:11:53] <Bytram> think that covers it!
[15:12:03] <Bytram> SoyCow2773: Does that help?
[15:16:36] <SoyCow2773> Bytram: Yes, thank you for explanation. I will think it over. One more question: the subscriptions on your page are recurring? That part isn't clear to me, I don't understand what "subscription duration" means in practical terms (not a native speaker).
[15:16:56] <Bytram> SoyCow2773: Good Question!
[15:17:55] <Bytram> (1) Non-recurring. IOW, it's one-time thing. You have to go in each time you want to make a subscription.
[15:18:47] <Bytram> (2) It's a subscription. Like for a magazine. So, the duration is for how long you want your subscription to last...
[15:19:40] <Bytram> The $ amount indicated, e.g. $20.00 for one year is exactly that. After one year, your subscription lapses.
[15:20:09] <Bytram> You'd need to make another subscription to continue it, but...
[15:21:26] <Bytram> the $20.00 example is a *minimum* -- the amount can be changed o any larger number, if you want. We have many fold who subscribe at the minimum, but for example
[15:22:29] <Bytram> we had a couple $400.00 one-year subscriptions made during the first half of this year. VERY much appreciated!
[15:23:20] <SoyCow2773> Bytram: OK, now I know everything I needed. Thanks, and have a nice day!
[15:23:55] <Bytram> NB: If you have an active subscription, you can still go in and make another sub. -- the duration of the new sub is appended to the end of whatever time remains of you existing subscription.
[15:24:34] <SoyCow2773> Understood.
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[15:25:18] <Bytram> SoyCow2773: Happy to help! I appreciate your interest in supporting the site... $diety knows I spend enough time processing story submissions and testing code updates etc. here!
[15:42:22] <RandomFactor> mmmm, laundry time. Where is that kill-me-now emoji.... baib
[15:48:22] <Bytram> RandomFactor: lol! Likewise. Laters!
[15:48:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Warns Customers Not to Close its Laptops with a Camera Cover Attached - https://sylnt.us - dremel
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[20:09:48] <nutherguy> https://heavy.com
[20:09:49] <systemd> ^ 03Fire From Explosion Aboard the USS Bonhomme Richard Injures 11 Sailors
[20:09:49] <exec> └─ 13Explosions & Fire At San Diego Naval Base Injures Sailors | Heavy.com
[20:10:12] <nutherguy> That's breaking news - I'm sure there will be better links in the next few hours
[20:10:31] <nutherguy> That's the best of the first 8 or 9 links I've hit so far
[20:11:13] <nutherguy> It is certainly not clear to me why civilians are fighting a Navy shipboard fire, or why a "mass" of sailors abandoned ship
[20:27:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube is Finally Letting Creators Know Exactly How They’re Making Money on YouTube - https://sylnt.us - demonetized
[20:45:11] <FatPhil> http://www.youtube.com
[20:45:13] <exec> └─ 13YouTube
[20:45:14] <systemd> ^ 03USS Bonhomme Richard on fire at Naval Base San Diego - July 12, 2020 ( https://www.youtube.com )
[20:57:52] <nutherguy> That video is somewhat amusing FatPhil
[20:58:09] <nutherguy> Spraying water at a ship from a hundred feet away does nothing
[20:58:17] <nutherguy> ships are designed to keep water out
[20:58:53] <FatPhil> they should just cut a long gash down the side - that would help get it below water level.
[20:59:11] <nutherguy> If you want to defeat the fire, you have to go to the belly of the beast, and fight it up close and personal
[20:59:47] <FatPhil> or better - like an oil well fire, just set off a huge explosion at its centre.
[21:00:06] <nutherguy> Better yet - seal all doors and hatches and let it suffocate
[21:00:35] <nutherguy> Set conditions Xray, Yoke, Whiskey, and Zebra - Whiskey is the one that will kill the fire
[21:01:14] <FatPhil> They're all out of whiskey, it's got to be rhum.
[21:01:57] <nutherguy> But, sir, the crew will mutiny if we take their rhum!
[21:03:13] <FatPhil> I'll fucking mutiny if anyone attempts to steal the glorious whisky barrel aged smoked stout I'm currently sipping!
[21:05:15] <FatPhil> Anyway
[21:05:31] <FatPhil> =gump nutherguy
[21:05:32] * systemd absolutely gives birth to a boatload of php scripts for nutherguy
[21:06:07] <nutherguy> tax deductible I hope
[21:12:50] <FatPhil> "The global economy looks to be headed toward what Mohamed El-Erian has called a "new normal" after the market meltdown and financial upheaval of ..."
[21:13:02] <FatPhil> I'm reading an article from 2010!
[21:13:34] <nutherguy> Yeah, well, they wrote the same stuff in 1933, if you remember
[21:24:12] <FatPhil> So what haappened in the 1870s? https://zh-prod-1cc738ca-7d3b-4a72-b792-20bd8d8fa069.storage.googleapis.com
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[21:30:38] <FatPhil> =geometry AzumaHazuki
[21:30:38] * systemd bashfully pesters a freedom sandwich of lard with AzumaHazuki
[21:34:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> =gnomon AzumaHazuki
[21:34:24] * systemd unabashedly cyberbullies a doubly-linked list of lasagne at AzumaHazuki
[21:34:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> =grump FatPhil
[21:34:35] * systemd freely pits an exchange server of false promises against FatPhil
[21:34:43] <AzumaHazuki> lasagna!
[21:35:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> sounds delicious, wish I had some.
[21:45:56] <FatPhil> =gorgonzola AndyTheAbsurd
[21:45:56] * systemd carelessly ejaculates a megabyte of virtual private nipples at AndyTheAbsurd
[21:55:42] <nutherguy> =submit https://taskandpurpose.com
[21:55:46] <systemd> Submitting "Original 'Rosie the Riveter' makes masks to fight COVID-19"...
[21:56:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Original 'Rosie the Riveter' Makes Masks to Fight COVID-19" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[21:59:34] <FatPhil> I'm sure it's a riveting story
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[22:27:16] <RandomFactor> =gauss systemd
[22:27:17] * systemd accidentally pisses an xml representation of superballs on systemd
[22:27:23] * RandomFactor thought so
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[22:34:49] <RandomFactor> =greet AzumaHazuki
[22:34:49] * systemd implicitly inserts a ramdisk of pain into AzumaHazuki
[22:35:20] * AzumaHazuki pulls the network cable, leaving the mount stalled
[22:35:22] <AzumaHazuki> what did i tell you about lazy unmounting?
[22:35:58] * RandomFactor ponders
[22:36:13] <RandomFactor> =gymnasiarch AzumaHazuki
[22:36:13] * systemd slowly derives an earful of snickerdoodles from AzumaHazuki
[22:36:42] * RandomFactor just figured out the whole =g thing
[22:41:09] <RandomFactor> upstart: greet AzumaHazuki
[22:41:29] * RandomFactor mutters something about bogus documentation
[22:41:43] <RandomFactor> systemd: greet AzumaHazuki
[22:41:44] <systemd> eh?
[22:41:52] * RandomFactor ponders
[22:41:58] <chromas> systemd: gbloof RandomFactor
[22:42:04] <chromas> hm
[22:42:24] <chromas> systemd: ping
[22:42:36] <chromas> Must've broke it. Thanks a lot :)
[22:42:58] * RandomFactor flexes
[22:43:02] <AzumaHazuki> oh gee, systemd is a buggy antifunctional piece of shit? quelle surprise
[22:43:25] * systemd inits
[22:44:03] <RandomFactor> =gadzooks chromas
[22:44:03] * systemd erratically rubs a gallon of coffee stains on chromas
[22:44:13] <RandomFactor> systemd: gadzooks chromas
[22:44:17] <chromas> =gulag RandomFactor
[22:44:17] * systemd mistakenly pukes a buttcrack of stale memes on RandomFactor
[22:44:24] <RandomFactor> es muerte Jimenez
[22:46:05] <RandomFactor> =define galactometer
[22:46:30] <RandomFactor> ~g galactometer
[22:46:56] <RandomFactor> =g galactometer usage
[22:46:57] <systemd> https://www.collinsdictionary.com - Galactometer definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
[22:47:41] <RandomFactor> This much more boring than I hoped "an instrument, similar to a hydrometer, for measuring the relative density of milk. It is used to determine the fat content"
[22:52:49] <chromas> Seems like the part of the bot that detects its own name has gone missing. Thanks, Poettering
[22:58:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Pinpoints Brain Cells that Trigger Sugar Cravings and Consumption - https://sylnt.us - sweet-<del>tooth</del>-liver
[22:58:49] <RandomFactor> ~arthur e17959
[22:58:51] <exec> 423 stories loaded
[22:58:51] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Scientists may have found one path to a longer life"
[22:59:23] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[22:59:29] <exec> 422 stories loaded
[23:10:36] <RandomFactor> ~help arthur
[23:11:05] <RandomFactor> ~list
[23:11:06] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[23:11:06] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~funding ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse
[23:11:06] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~time-prefs ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs
[23:11:06] <exec> ~welcome ~wget ~youtube ~yt
[23:20:22] <RandomFactor> ~arthur 5f5059
[23:20:24] <exec> 422 stories loaded
[23:20:24] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Detection of electrical signaling between tomato plants raises interesting questions"
[23:20:55] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[23:21:01] <exec> 421 stories loaded
[23:21:05] <exec> *** wiki: edit error
[23:22:49] <RandomFactor> ~arthur 0b8576
[23:22:52] <exec> 422 stories loaded
[23:22:52] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Google Loon Is Now Beaming WiFi Down to Earth From Giant Balloons"
[23:23:23] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[23:23:28] <exec> 421 stories loaded
[23:25:10] <RandomFactor> ~arthur c066c1
[23:25:12] <exec> 421 stories loaded
[23:25:12] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Cause of oversized placentas in cloning found after two decades"
[23:25:43] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[23:25:48] <exec> 420 stories loaded