#soylent | Logs for 2020-07-05
« return
[00:47:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coordinating Complex Behaviors Between Hundreds of Robots - https://sylnt.us - Robbie,-Bender,-WALL-E...
[01:32:38] -!- boru` [boru`!~boru@wjnm-45-049-084-963.dynamic.mnet-online.de] has joined #soylent
[01:32:40] -!- boru has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by boru`!~boru@wjnm-45-049-084-963.dynamic.mnet-online.de))]
[01:32:43] boru` is now known as boru
[01:48:45] <RandomFactor> Uhhh, what?!? https://twitter.com
[01:48:46] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[01:48:48] <exec> └─ 13Twitter
[01:49:20] <RandomFactor> https://www.hollywoodreporter.com
[01:49:20] <systemd> ^ 03Kanye West Announces 2020 Presidential Run
[01:49:21] <exec> └─ 13Kanye West Announces 2020 Presidential Run | Hollywood Reporter
[01:51:24] <AzumaHazuki> ...
[01:51:27] <AzumaHazuki> sure why not
[01:54:14] <RandomFactor> So lets ponder this
[01:55:52] <AzumaHazuki> the entire world has gone nuttier than a 55-gallon drum of pickled squirrel testicles. this doesn't even surprise me
[01:56:24] <RandomFactor> I'm thinking he would pull votes from both (Trump has extremely high black support for a republican) but I still think it would hurt Biden worse. Assuming it actually becomes a thing, which I doubt (pending developments)
[01:57:55] <RandomFactor> and frankly i could see a lot of youth voting for him also regardless of race
[01:58:01] <AzumaHazuki> trump's base is solid, so ANY third party would be a spoiler for Biden
[01:58:09] <AzumaHazuki> who is himself virtually his own spoiler, holy fuck
[01:58:44] <RandomFactor> Trump is his own worst enemy, but so is Biden, for entirely different reasons.
[01:59:28] <AzumaHazuki> Kanye West is Trump for black folks :V
[01:59:31] <RandomFactor> I would rather go to hell than heaven on the back of a party.
[01:59:36] <RandomFactor> who was it that said that
[01:59:51] <RandomFactor> one of the founding fathers
[02:01:51] <RandomFactor> Fair statement
[02:02:30] <RandomFactor> I've butchered the quote too much to find it :-(
[02:02:42] <RandomFactor> i'mma bet jefferson anyway
[02:06:22] <RandomFactor> https://www.space.com
[02:06:23] <systemd> ^ 03Rocket Lab Electron launch fails to reach orbit, 7 satellites lost
[02:07:21] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.space.com
[02:07:22] <systemd> Submitting "Rocket Lab Electron launch fails to reach orbit, 7 satellites lost"...
[02:07:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Rocket Lab Electron Launch Fails to Reach Orbit, 7 Satellites Lost" (37 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:12:56] <RandomFactor> https://www.poshenloh.com
[02:12:57] <systemd> ^ 03Po-Shen Loh | Quadratic Method: Detailed Explanation
[02:12:58] <exec> └─ 13Po-Shen Loh | Quadratic Method: Detailed Explanation
[02:13:08] <RandomFactor> https://www.sciencealert.com
[02:13:09] <systemd> ^ 03Math Genius Has Come Up With a Wildly Simple New Way to Solve Quadratic Equations
[02:13:09] <exec> └─ 13Math Genius Has Come Up With a Wildly Simple New Way to Solve Quadratic Equations
[02:16:41] * RandomFactor shrugs
[02:16:56] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.sciencealert.com
[02:16:58] <systemd> Submitting "Math Genius Has Come Up With a Wildly Simple New Way to Solve Quadratic Equations"...
[02:16:58] <exec> └─ 13Math Genius Has Come Up With a Wildly Simple New Way to Solve Quadratic Equations
[02:17:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Math Genius Has Come Up With a Wildly Simple New Way to Solve Quadratic Equations" (24 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:24:16] <AzumaHazuki> cynical horror-thought: Kanye West is being encouraged by someone in the Trump admin to run in order to, they think, take the black vote from Biden
[02:24:33] <AzumaHazuki> just...think about that. it gets worse the longer you ponder the implications
[02:30:47] <RandomFactor> This was apparently a promise made five years ago
[02:31:27] <RandomFactor> I vote "publicity stunt"
[02:31:52] <RandomFactor> although he could probably do some real damage if he made a serious go at it
[02:34:18] * AzumaHazuki goes for a quick cool shower, got sunburned today ><
[02:35:31] * RandomFactor has a sudden thought about masks causing a tan lines on the face becoming a new thing
[02:35:55] <RandomFactor> s/a tan/tan/
[02:35:56] <exec> <RandomFactor> has a sudden thought about masks causing tan lines on the face becoming a new thing
[02:39:51] <RandomFactor> https://www.realclearscience.com
[02:39:52] <systemd> ^ 03Giant Sea Scorpions Were the Underwater Titans of Prehistoric Australia
[02:40:39] <RandomFactor> 8 foot giant sea scorpions...
[02:53:35] <AzumaHazuki> aaaargh. how did i get sunburn on my neck? i have knee-length hair!
[03:06:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uncovered: 1,000 Phrases that Incorrectly Trigger Alexa, Siri, and Google Assistant - https://sylnt.us - nature'll-anguish-wreck-ignition
[03:33:14] -!- AzumaHazuki has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[03:55:02] -!- AzumaHazuki [AzumaHazuki!~hazuki@the.end.of.time] has joined #soylent
[03:59:29] -!- AzumaHazuki has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[04:03:43] -!- AzumaHazuki [AzumaHazuki!~hazuki@the.end.of.time] has joined #soylent
[04:20:29] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://arstechnica.com from the holy-interferons-Batman!-dept.
[04:20:30] <exec> └─ 13The bat-virus détente | Ars Technica
[04:20:32] <systemd> Submitting "The bat-virus détente"...
[04:20:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Bat-virus détente" (25 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:22:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, heard he was running earlier tonight. already have #Kanye2020 as my new sig. freakin hilarious.
[04:22:56] <AzumaHazuki> Kanye basically is black folks' Trump, so I'm not entirely surprised
[04:23:14] <AzumaHazuki> just hoping to fuck i make it to Canada by, say, late 2021
[04:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh come on, kanye would be the most fun president ever.
[04:24:36] <AzumaHazuki> i have to admit he'd handle things better than Trump
[04:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus, now i don't have to take a half a bottle of pepto before voting for trump this fall.
[04:25:21] <AzumaHazuki> no, no...half a bottle of Lysol. You're not listening to what he says
[04:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> guy makes me laugh but that don't mean i wanna vote for him
[04:26:18] <AzumaHazuki> just write in Mr Bean or something. your hellhole state is going to go Trump anyway so you may as well
[04:26:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> stomach upset not coronaids. alcohol kills coronaids so i've been making sure my mouth stays disinfected.
[04:26:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was gonna write in the other donald, honestly. the one that quacks.
[04:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> you really should visit the south before you go shitting on it. it ain't a coincidence most of the riots been north of TN
[04:28:44] <AzumaHazuki> i don't need to shit on the South. it shits on itself and has done so for hundreds of years
[04:29:30] <AzumaHazuki> Lincoln should have burned the entire place to the ground, salted the ashes, downed a half cask of ale, and taken a presidential piss of Noachide proportions on said ashes
[04:29:38] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[04:29:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're missing the facts right in front of your face
[04:29:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> the south is LESS racist than the north
[04:30:06] <chromas> Is Jo Jorgensen as popular as the memes indicate?
[04:30:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> who?
[04:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, the libertarian chick
[04:30:32] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[04:30:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> if she had any charisma, maybe
[04:30:41] <chromas> third parrrrtyy
[04:30:45] <AzumaHazuki> pretty soon none of this is going to matter to me. if i can make it over that blasted border by winter 2021 or so i'll watch this whole wreck burn
[04:31:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. i'll be here still digging life.
[04:31:22] <AzumaHazuki> you do you
[04:31:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, too hot and sweaty from watching fireworks for that tonight
[04:32:28] * TheMightyBuzzard marks up the price on brain bleach
[04:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, s'late and i was ready for bed a couple hours ago but had to run the neighbor's cat home and sit outside smoking and drinking and being sociable. nite
[05:35:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitch, Reddit Crack Down on Trump-Linked Content as Industry Faces Reckoning - https://sylnt.us - children-behave-♫♫
[06:38:50] -!- AzumaHazuki has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[07:57:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Explosive Physics of Pooping Penguins: They Can Shoot Poo Over Four Feet - https://sylnt.us - "passing"-reference
[08:14:07] <chromas> Facebook has ads for all kinds of things. Looks like I can hire me a pregnancy surrogate and it shows a dating-like profile, complete with preggo history and BMI
[08:27:43] <FatPhil> I don't even understand that sentence
[08:27:58] <FatPhil> =grunge chromas
[08:27:59] * systemd transcendentally postulates an assload of peach juice towards chromas
[08:28:25] <chromas> BMI is chubbo index
[08:28:44] <chromas> =gargoyle FatPhil
[08:28:45] * systemd figuratively culturally enriches basket of nails with FatPhil
[08:43:58] <FatPhil> I thought the BMI was the Binge More Index
[09:36:16] -!- Web_weasel [Web_weasel!~Stefan@vcbx76-238-790-230.range76-733.btcentralplus.com] has joined #soylent
[09:57:52] -!- Web_weasel has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[10:17:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Exotic Never-Before-Seen Particle Discovered at CERN - https://sylnt.us - Kirk's-quirks-warps-quatro-quarts-quartz-quarks
[11:19:10] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:19:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5296
[12:14:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> kanye++
[12:14:19] <Bender> karma - kanye: 1
[12:31:47] <FatPhil> what's he done now?
[12:36:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After a Second Stage Failure, Rocket Lab Loses Seven Satellites - https://sylnt.us - It-would-have-worked-but-someone-failed-to-remove-the-lens-cap
[12:38:56] <Bytram> =game TheMightyBuzzard
[12:38:57] * systemd tediously planks $container of candy for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:39:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, running for president
[12:39:17] <Bytram> Ain't that sweeeeet?
[12:39:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> =gzip Bytram
[12:39:57] * systemd excoriatingly tosses a pint of Soylent Bleu at Bytram
[12:40:43] <Bytram> zippity do dah!
[12:41:00] <Bytram> =g sacre bleu
[12:41:01] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Sacrebleu - Wikipedia
[12:50:24] <Bytram> Heh. Learn something new every day!
[13:35:36] <FatPhil> https://www.dangermouse.net
[13:35:37] <systemd> ^ 03DM's Esoteric Programming Languages - BIT
[13:35:38] <exec> └─ 13DM's Esoteric Programming Languages - BIT
[13:38:22] <FatPhil> http://www.youtube.com
[13:38:23] <exec> └─ 13YouTube
[13:38:23] <systemd> ^ 03People walking into things whilst texting compilation ( https://www.youtube.com )
[14:23:47] <RandomFactor> Wouldn't that be 'Holy Cheese'?
[14:25:47] <RandomFactor> There are none so blind as those who walk with a smartphone.
[14:28:24] <RandomFactor> https://www.voanews.com
[14:28:24] <systemd> ^ 03Democracy Books Disappear from Hong Kong Libraries
[14:29:30] <RandomFactor> https://www.sciencealert.com
[14:29:31] <systemd> ^ 03There's Now an Artificial Cartilage Gel Strong Enough to Work in Knees
[14:29:32] <exec> └─ 13There's Now an Artificial Cartilage Gel Strong Enough to Work in Knees
[14:30:46] <RandomFactor> hmmm, i really thought this was already submitted
[14:40:04] <RandomFactor> =submit pivotal change https://www.sciencealert.com
[14:40:06] <exec> └─ 13There's Now an Artificial Cartilage Gel Strong Enough to Work in Knees
[14:40:14] <systemd> Submitting "There's Now an Artificial Cartilage Gel Strong Enough to Work in Knees"...
[14:40:36] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03There's Now an Artificial Cartilage Gel Strong Enough to Work in Knees" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:56:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Infrared Images Could be Part of Your Daily Life - https://sylnt.us - Panopticon,⠀M.D.
[16:12:40] -!- AzumaHazuki [AzumaHazuki!~hazuki@the.end.of.time] has joined #soylent
[16:46:32] <Bytram> !uid
[16:46:32] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 11433, owned by dult nline dating by th numbrs http
[17:17:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Hit With Class Action Lawsuit Over Copyright Enforcement, Repeat Infringer Policy - https://sylnt.us - Broken.-As.-Designed.
[17:22:58] <Bytram> !uid
[17:22:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 11433, owned by dult nline dating by th numbrs http
[19:37:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - London Hospital Starts Virtual Ward Rounds for Medical Students - https://sylnt.us - Eh..-what's-up,-doc-and-doc-and-doc-and...
[20:49:25] -!- arti|work [arti|work!~textual@fhv-836-375-856-960.socal.res.rr.com] has joined #soylent
[20:54:15] -!- arti|work has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds]
[20:58:53] -!- arti|work [arti|work!~textual@fhv-836-375-856-960.socal.res.rr.com] has joined #soylent
[21:04:24] -!- arti|work has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds]
[21:23:48] -!- driveby [driveby!~amnesia@jw9472823.ip-926-341-358.eu] has joined #soylent
[21:34:55] -!- driveby has quit [Quit: Leaving.]
[21:56:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Secures World Stock of Key Covid-19 Drug Remdesivir - https://sylnt.us - all-mine