#soylent | Logs for 2020-06-28
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[00:08:10] <AzumaHazuki> why the hell?
[00:11:03] <Bytram> to scan the emails for scams?
[00:11:40] <AzumaHazuki> i don't trust this one little bit
[00:11:45] <AzumaHazuki> this is clear EEE v 2.0
[00:11:55] <AzumaHazuki> the leopard, as nanny ogg says, does not change his shorts
[00:21:43] <Bytram> anybody here know sed and can help me out?
[00:22:25] <Bytram> Want to convert a list of filenames (from ls) to HTML anchor tags...
[00:23:13] <Bytram> ls *.rpt | sed 's#^\(*\)$#<a href="\1">\1</a><br>\n#'
[00:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[00:24:16] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: how's your sed skillz?
[00:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> moderate
[00:24:32] <Bytram> Want to convert a list of filenames (from ls) to HTML anchor tags...
[00:24:36] <Bytram> ls *.rpt | sed 's#^\(*\)$#<a href="\1">\1</a><br>\n#'
[00:25:00] <Bytram> just gives me filenames; no anchor tags
[00:25:43] <Bytram> same as if I typed just 'ls'
[00:29:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, need a . before the *
[00:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> * references the character before it
[00:30:45] <Bytram> yes, I wanted that
[00:31:00] <Bytram> oh?
[00:31:33] <Bytram> ls *.rpt | sed 's#^\(.*)$#<a href="\1">\1</a><br>\n#'
[00:31:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> it means zero or more of whatever it's directly after
[00:32:29] <Bytram> so it is supposed to grab the entire line
[00:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.perl.com
[00:33:19] <exec> └─ 13Announcing Perl 7
[00:33:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:33:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> . means one character worth of whatever
[00:33:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[00:33:49] <Bytram> fixed it!
[00:33:50] <Bytram> ls *.rpt | sed 's#^\(.*\)$#<a href="\1">\1</a><br>#'
[00:34:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> .* means however many characters of whatever, and be greedy about it.
[00:36:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> fooZbarZbazZbotZbuz run through /^.*Z/ would match fooZbarZbazZbotZ not fooZ
[00:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, gotta bail back out. late on dinner tonight.
[00:38:41] <Bytram> gnawed gnawed
[00:38:44] <Bytram> ;)
[00:56:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senators Introduce "Balanced" Bill That Aims to End Warrant-Proof Encryption - https://sylnt.us - that's-not-how-this-works
[01:00:15] <AzumaHazuki> repubs again?
[01:11:53] <carny> both sides want to kill encryption
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[03:17:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FEMA Ordered $10.2 Million in COVID-19 Testing Kits It’s Now Warning States Not to Use - https://sylnt.us - but-I-got-a-great-deal!
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[05:37:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Working Towards Compostable Colorful Wrinkle and Dye Free Cotton Clothing - https://sylnt.us - the-environment's-new-clothes
[07:56:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Damascus Steel Can be 3D Printed - https://sylnt.us - fold-me,-print-me,-if-you-wanna-mint-me
[09:51:51] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[09:51:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5284
[09:52:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[09:52:13] <Bender> karma - chromas: 293
[09:52:29] <chromas> Thanks. I was thinking of you the whole time ;)
[09:52:56] * chromas assumes that was for the Kim Possible reference
[09:55:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[09:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt naked mole rap
[09:56:21] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Naked Mole Rap w/ Lyrics
[10:18:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Military Unit Reportedly Offered Bounties to Afghanistan Militants for Killing U.S. Soldiers - https://sylnt.us - white-house:-no-shits-given
[10:23:27] <FatPhil> blimey, this is a new approach to spam I've not seen before:
[10:23:29] <FatPhil> 1383 N Jun 27 @ ( 26) Do You Want To Sell Your k1dney
[10:24:03] <chromas> Well, do you? Punk?
[10:24:20] <FatPhil> not enough to be bothered to open it and read its contents
[10:27:20] <chromas> It's probably got a specially crafted UTF-8 sequence that gets root and automatically steals your kidneys
[10:31:03] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[12:35:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - $100 Billion “Universal Fiber” Plan Proposed by Congress - https://sylnt.us - let-them-have-bits
[13:10:18] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:10:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5285
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[14:23:28] <GrandFireWizard> =submit https://www.news.com.au
[14:23:31] <systemd> Submitting "China’s destablisation strategies show bold plan to attack democracies from within"...
[14:23:33] <exec> └─ 13China’s bold plan to attack democracy from within
[14:23:53] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03China’s Destablisation Strategies Show Bold Plan to Attack Democracies From Within" (71 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:28:45] <AzumaHazuki> "What about the Americans, dear Leader?" "...Ping, have you seen the US lately? Here's what we're gonna do: nothing. We're gonna sit back and watch and laugh"
[14:31:18] <GrandFireWizard> it all sounds familiar
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[14:48:45] <FatPhil> #weather
[14:48:46] <MrPlow> Pärnu mnt 67a, 10131 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 76/60F, Humidity: 71%, Precip: 8%, Wind ~8mph. Mon: "Rain starting in the afternoon." 73/59F, Humidity: 80%, Precip: 95%, Wind ~8mph. Tue: "Light rain until afternoon, starting again overnight." 68/57F, Humidity: 83%, Precip: 96%, Wind ~9mph.
[14:54:48] <Teckla> Does anyone here know if ChromeOS uses virtual memory? So that tabs are less likely to get reloaded from scratch, when the device runs low on memory.
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[14:56:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nordic Countries Detect Elevated (but Not Harmful) Radiation Levels Around Baltic Sea - https://sylnt.us - radioactive-cats-have-18-half-lives
[15:04:21] <Bytram> https://www.aljazeera.com
[15:04:21] <systemd> ^ 03Rolling Stones threaten to sue Trump over song use
[15:04:22] <exec> └─ 13Rolling Stones threaten to sue Trump over song use | USA News | Al Jazeera
[15:27:20] <FatPhil> Did the estate of Tom Petty sue too?
[15:36:09] <FatPhil> Jazz means never having to say "I'm sorry, I played the wrong note".
[15:58:45] <Bytram> !grap FatPhil
[15:58:53] <Bytram> !grab FatPhil
[15:58:53] <Bender> Added quote 970
[15:59:01] <Bytram> FatPhil++
[15:59:01] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 67
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[16:36:37] <chromas> Our town's shooting its load early
[16:36:45] <chromas> Fireworks before July even starts
[16:38:29] <carny> part of the looting celebration?
[16:38:55] <carny> how come the chinese supply chain for fireworks isn't disrupted like computer parts?
[16:40:30] <chromas> I dunno. I guess I've heard of shipping issues (and Amazon workers whining about what types of things they have to package)
[16:40:41] <chromas> but I don't know anyone who's had issues getting anything
[16:41:14] <carny> check the shipping eta for almost anything computery
[16:41:47] <carny> i just did a few random searches and everything is at least a week later than usual
[16:42:11] <chromas> ah oh. it's like the 90s again
[16:43:18] <chromas> firework show's sponsored by one of the power companies. So maybe they'll make their own sparks
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[17:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Transgenic Rice Lowers Blood Pressure of Lab Rats with Hypertension - https://sylnt.us - a-spoonful-of-sushi
[17:20:21] <RandomFactor> https://www.upi.com
[17:20:22] <systemd> ^ 03Scientists use Neanderthal genes to grow tissue in a Petri dish
[17:20:23] <exec> └─ 13Scientists use Neanderthal genes to grow tissue in a Petri dish - UPI.com
[17:21:19] <RandomFactor> I want me some of dat rice
[17:23:04] <RandomFactor> i wish the world would agree on neanderTAL or neanderTHAL - i don't care which
[17:25:13] <chromas> It's a psilent H
[17:27:44] <RandomFactor> " In 1952 Henri Vallois proposed that it should be spelt as the Germans spell it, and the "-tal" spelling has become widely used since then. The "-thal" spelling persists most strongly in England. "
[17:29:28] <RandomFactor> unless that just a thall thail
[17:33:34] <chromas> th sounds better
[17:33:50] <chromas> neanderþal
[17:35:29] <RandomFactor> https://www.reuters.com
[17:35:30] <systemd> ^ 03It is rocket science: EU to speed up space ambitions, Breton says
[17:35:30] <exec> └─ 13It is rocket science: EU to speed up space ambitions, Breton says - Reuters
[17:39:28] <RandomFactor> =submit "Kessler Kessler in the Sky" https://www.seattlepi.com
[17:39:31] <systemd> Submitting "Spacewalking astronaut loses mirror, newest space junk"...
[17:39:52] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Spacewalking Astronaut Loses Mirror, Newest Space Junk" (18 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:41:25] <RandomFactor> https://www.livescience.com
[17:41:26] <systemd> ^ 03Scientists discover spider wearing 'Joker' makeup, name it after Joaquin Phoenix
[17:45:11] <RandomFactor> #submit https://www.livescience.com
[17:45:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:45:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:47:49] <RandomFactor> https://www.nytimes.com
[17:47:50] <systemd> ^ 03A ‘Cure for Heart Disease’? A Single Shot Succeeds in Monkeys
[17:47:50] <exec> └─ 13A ‘Cure for Heart Disease’? A Single Shot Succeeds in Monkeys - The New York Times
[17:48:16] <RandomFactor> Any headline that ends in a ?
[17:48:35] <RandomFactor> still
[17:50:15] <RandomFactor> =submit make it retroactive https://www.nytimes.com
[17:50:16] <exec> └─ 13A ‘Cure for Heart Disease’? A Single Shot Succeeds in Monkeys - The New York Times
[17:50:17] <systemd> Submitting "A ‘Cure for Heart Disease’? A Single Shot Succeeds in Monkeys"...
[17:50:32] <chromas> Defeat Betteridge with this one weird trick!
[17:50:38] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A ‘Cure for Heart Disease’? a Single Shot Succeeds in Monkeys" (28 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:51:13] <RandomFactor> hah
[17:52:50] <RandomFactor> =submit "you couldn't wait five minutes" https://www.deccanchronicle.com
[17:52:51] <chromas> Shoot the monkey
[17:52:52] <systemd> Submitting "Deadly snake produces 36 babies while being rescued from man's bathroom"...
[17:52:54] <exec> └─ 13Deadly snake produces 36 babies while being rescued from man's bathroom
[17:52:57] <chromas> or shock it
[17:53:14] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Deadly Snake Produces 36 Babies While Being Rescued From Man's Bathroom" (2 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:54:18] <RandomFactor> https://arstechnica.com
[17:54:19] <systemd> ^ 03New polymer easily captures gold extracted from e-waste
[17:54:19] <exec> └─ 13New polymer easily captures gold extracted from e-waste | Ars Technica
[17:54:53] <RandomFactor> =submit "all that filters" https://arstechnica.com
[17:54:54] <exec> └─ 13New polymer easily captures gold extracted from e-waste | Ars Technica
[17:55:01] <systemd> Submitting "New polymer easily captures gold extracted from e-waste"...
[17:55:22] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Polymer Easily Captures Gold Extracted From E-waste" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:56:40] <RandomFactor> speaking of gold
[17:56:46] <RandomFactor> https://www.sciencealert.com
[17:56:47] <systemd> ^ 03Archaeologists in Turkey Have Uncovered a Mysterious Ancient Kingdom Lost in History
[17:56:47] <exec> └─ 13Archaeologists in Turkey Have Uncovered a Mysterious Ancient Kingdom Lost in History
[17:57:14] <RandomFactor> "the block's hieroglyphics could be referring to the King Midas – he of the famous 'golden touch' myth.
[18:00:05] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.sciencealert.com
[18:00:06] <exec> └─ 13Archaeologists in Turkey Have Uncovered a Mysterious Ancient Kingdom Lost in History
[18:00:09] <systemd> Submitting "Archaeologists in Turkey Have Uncovered a Mysterious Ancient Kingdom Lost in History"...
[18:00:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Archaeologists in Turkey Have Uncovered a Mysterious Ancient Kingdom Lost in History" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:03:52] <RandomFactor> WTF - someone submitted a /. story? https://soylentnews.org
[18:03:52] <systemd> ^ 03A Massive Saharan Dust Plume Is Moving Into the Southeast US : SoylentNews Submission
[18:03:53] <exec> └─ 13A Massive Saharan Dust Plume Is Moving Into the Southeast US : SoylentNews Submission
[18:04:04] <RandomFactor> git a rope
[18:05:17] <chromas> is th...is that hatespeech?
[18:05:53] <RandomFactor> Some things are just beyond the pale
[18:06:06] <RandomFactor> (pail? I should look that up)
[18:06:58] <chromas> =yt jim gaffigan beyond the pale
[18:06:58] <systemd> https://youtube.com - "I LOVE DELIVERY" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Beyond the Pale) (07:25)
[18:07:00] <RandomFactor> pale. Apparently there is a type of fence called a paling fence.
[18:07:59] <RandomFactor> related to the word 'impale'
[19:12:52] <chromas> Summer's taking the day off. Clearly AGW is a hoax
[19:36:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Die Shrink: How Intel Scaled Down the 8086 Processor - https://sylnt.us - dried-it-on-high-heat?
[19:36:53] <chromas> Shrinkydinx86
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[20:25:18] <chromas> https://www.forbes.com
[20:25:19] <systemd> ^ 03‘It Was Sell At All Costs’: How AT&T’s Sales Staff Created Fake Accounts For DirecTV Now
[20:25:20] <exec> └─ 13‘It Was Sell At All Costs’: How AT&T’s Sales Staff Created Fake Accounts For DirecTV Now
[21:38:35] <FatPhil> woh, just watched https://www.imdb.com and I really haven't got even the slightest idea what I've just witnessed
[21:38:37] <systemd> ^ 03Under the Skin (2013) - IMDb
[21:49:34] <chromas> It's just 3½ hours of white dot with a little alien nudity at the end
[21:51:20] <FatPhil> there was a lot of white dot, yes
[21:51:27] <FatPhil> the white dot made sense
[21:51:37] <FatPhil> nothing after the white dot made any sense
[21:53:48] <chromas> That's what makes it an indie film
[21:53:57] <chromas> or
[21:54:07] <chromas> that's what makes it a film and not just a movie
[21:57:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TikTok and 53 Other iOS Apps Still Snoop Your Sensitive Clipboard Data - https://sylnt.us
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[23:22:36] <pinchy> huh they ovened e michael jones from amazon. I ordered one of his books from there just a few months ago
[23:22:46] <pinchy> jews are in full force
[23:29:25] <GrandFireWizard> thats the book title?
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