#soylent | Logs for 2020-06-27

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[01:37:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Factory Workers Who Stayed Home Due to COVID Fears Face Termination - https://sylnt.us - taking-care-of-employees
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[01:41:11] <RandomFactor> !karma-good
[01:41:11] <Bender> top karma items of #soylent:
[01:43:00] <chromas> !karma butt
[01:43:00] <Bender> butt doesn't have karma yet.
[01:43:02] <chromas> !karma butts
[01:43:04] <Bender> karma of butts is 7
[02:08:43] <RandomFactor> https://sylnt.us
[02:08:45] <systemd> ^ 03Python Is All You’ll Ever Need In This Linux Distro ( https://soylentnews.org )
[02:08:45] <exec> └─ 13Python Is All You’ll Ever Need In This Linux Distro | Hackaday: SoylentNews Submission
[02:16:43] <Bytram> n/away
[02:28:48] <AzumaHazuki> well....went and put that deposit down
[02:29:10] <AzumaHazuki> Buffalo is my destiny. now if only corporate would get the lead out and tell me WHEN in August i can transfer
[02:29:44] <AzumaHazuki> this city is bizarre. it feels like three or four different layers of history are competing to be heard all at once.
[02:43:55] <RandomFactor> isn't it cold there?
[02:44:09] * RandomFactor does not like cold
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[03:26:02] <chromas> https://www.forbes.com
[03:26:03] <systemd> ^ 03Microsoft Permanently Closes All Physical Stores, Takes A $450 Million Hit
[03:26:04] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft Permanently Closes All Physical Stores, Takes A $450 Million Hit
[03:57:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Entanglement Demonstrated Aboard Orbiting CubeSat - https://sylnt.us - what-did-you-say?
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[05:35:02] <GrandFireWizard> well...
[05:35:05] <GrandFireWizard> this is interesting
[05:35:40] <GrandFireWizard> Message posted across Discord: "What we're doing to fight racism and white supremacy. Black Lives Matter."
[05:36:22] <GrandFireWizard> I wonder what would happen if words were changed in that. "What we're doing to fight racism and yellow supremacy. Yellow Lives Matter"
[06:02:26] <chromas> You have the same color twice
[06:02:37] <chromas> Not enough diversity in your sentence
[06:08:43] <GrandFireWizard> thanks.
[06:10:47] <chromas> Everyone needs to go back to irc
[06:16:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Justice Department Files Second Superseding Indictment Against Assange - https://sylnt.us - wheels-of-'justice'-grinding-away
[06:26:20] <GrandFireWizard> yes, yes they should
[06:26:29] <GrandFireWizard> I wonder if someone will sue them for that :P
[06:26:51] <Subsentient> chromas: Hiyah
[06:27:25] <chromas> 'sup mang. There seems to be a lack of burrito chutes in the channel
[06:27:41] <Subsentient> Yeahhh gimme a min to fix that
[06:28:29] <chromas> =taco aqu4
[06:28:29] * systemd passes an array of rancid tacos over to aqu4
[06:30:58] <chromas> There's some nifty alternatives to discord, like mattermost, for people who like web 3.11 for workgroups
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[06:31:23] <chromas> $burrito systemd
[06:31:23] * aqu4bot chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at systemd
[06:31:37] * chromas nods in wisdom
[06:32:50] <Subsentient> brb
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[06:35:39] <Subsentient> chromas: So how you been? Seeding madness and woe I assume?
[06:35:55] <chromas> A little
[06:36:17] <chromas> I started an stdlib-as-a-service project :D
[06:36:53] <chromas> How're? Any Epoch updates?
[06:38:57] <Subsentient> Not lately. Been too busy with work, but now it looks like work is about to run out
[06:39:05] <Subsentient> Thank EBOLAIDS for that
[06:39:59] <chromas> Declare yourself an essential worked
[06:40:05] <chromas> s/f/r/
[06:40:07] <exec> <chromas> Declare yourselr an essential worked
[06:40:13] <chromas> s/d/r/
[06:40:14] <exec> <chromas> Declare yourself an essential worker
[06:40:20] <chromas> Chromas-- # can't even sed right
[06:40:20] <Bender> karma - chromas: 292
[06:41:48] <Subsentient> Was going to work on a language of my own, but then the boss came back with more part-time work right when I started, so I guess that's dead
[06:42:06] <Subsentient> Learning Rust, since it's finally in the top 20
[06:42:41] <chromas> Noice
[06:45:43] <FatPhil> fuck me, russkies must be pissing off the NATOs again in the baltic. those jets shook my windows!
[06:46:05] <FatPhil> we had 10 scramlings last week, up from 9 the week before and 8 the week before that
[06:46:28] <chromas> Counting up to something
[06:46:42] <Subsentient> Soon it shall all be cleansed with atomic fire
[06:47:24] <chromas> Dr. Gerbilonius, MD to the rescue with the space nukes
[06:47:24] <FatPhil> I've never been so foolish to consider our eastern border impermiable.
[06:47:56] <Subsentient> FatPhil: What country is that you're in?
[06:48:01] <FatPhil> .ee
[06:48:22] <Subsentient> Estonia eh
[07:39:21] <chromas> Ooh, the Onion's got FatPhil on its side
[07:39:35] <chromas> "Don’t forget to subscribe to The Topical wherever you get your podcasts. And if you don’t, that’s fine too, because our team of 19-year-old hackers in Estonia will just hack into your phone and download the podcast for you anyway."
[08:05:55] <FatPhil> We do have some notoriety, but mostly that's as a target of hacking. Thanks Obama!
[08:08:10] <FatPhil> We got a namecheck either https://www.youtube.com or https://www.youtube.com ,
[08:08:12] <systemd> ^ 03Why Electronic Voting Is Still A Bad Idea
[08:08:13] <exec> ├─ 13Why Electronic Voting Is Still A Bad Idea - YouTube
[08:08:13] <exec> └─ 13YouTube
[08:08:14] <systemd> ^ 03Why Electronic Voting is a BAD Idea - Computerphile
[08:14:36] <chromas> Nonse, poopypants!
[08:14:40] <chromas> Just stick it on the blockchain
[08:18:13] <chromas> Along with or instead of an SSN, just give everyone an email address and use i for single sign-on for all gubbermint soyvices
[08:19:07] <chromas> chromas.f.trollington@problematicstatename.us
[08:28:50] <FatPhil> oooh, I've not seen this one before: https://www.youtube.com
[08:28:52] <exec> └─ 13Why Don't We Vote Online in Elections? - TLDR Explains - YouTube
[08:28:53] <systemd> ^ 03Why Don't We Vote Online in Elections? - TLDR Explains
[08:37:46] <FatPhil> hmmm, they seem to have forgotten about the russian attacks last decade.
[08:40:46] <chromas> Fake ruse
[08:48:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Wants You to Design a Space Toilet for Missions to the Moon - https://sylnt.us - really-takes-the-piss?-or-a-load-of-crap?
[09:21:05] <GrandFireWizard> SSO? What could possibly go wrong?
[09:22:01] <chromas> Can't be any worse than using the primary key of a DB table as a secret people ID, right?
[09:26:23] <GrandFireWizard> what sort of twit would do that?
[09:28:27] <chromas> the us gov't
[09:30:07] <GrandFireWizard> surely not
[09:30:14] <FatPhil> social security number - well, it's got "secure" in its name, so it must be!
[09:33:50] <chromas> Social security card: Not to be used for ID
[09:33:50] <chromas> Businesses everywhere: Gibs me dat ID
[09:41:43] <FatPhil> McLovin
[09:41:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, why yall all down on having a Single Point of Fantastic?
[09:42:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:42:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5282
[09:43:26] <chromas> First time I saw that movie it was uncensored on tv
[09:43:33] <chromas> but they cut out all the dick stuff at the beginning
[09:44:08] <chromas> No cut the penis
[09:44:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[09:44:52] <Bender> Added quote 969
[09:47:41] <FatPhil> chromas should be more circumspect with what he says in public channels
[09:49:24] <chromas> For reference https://www.youtube.com
[09:49:25] <systemd> ^ 03Superbad - Seth's Funny Obsession (Jonah Hill)
[09:49:25] <exec> └─ 13Superbad - Seth's Funny Obsession (Jonah Hill) - YouTube
[09:49:30] <chromas> FatPhil++
[09:49:30] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 66
[10:28:23] <GrandFireWizard> yeah, happens in other countries
[10:28:56] <GrandFireWizard> "I'd like to connect water and electricity" 'Sure! Give me your first name, last name, date of birth, driver's licence...'
[10:29:18] <GrandFireWizard> When you get down to it, they all want to run a credit check on you.. not that they tell you that
[10:30:15] <GrandFireWizard> Perhaps a change is needed. Make is so that 1) Permission is required to run a credit check on basic utilities - gas,water,electric,internet and 2) Service cannot be refused on the grounds of a credit check denial.
[10:30:39] <GrandFireWizard> I do see the businesses point, but, collecting and storing all that personal information? It's just a honey pot waiting to happen.
[10:31:52] <chromas> Right. See they should just give us gov't-issued email addresses and we can use those for id
[10:32:29] <chromas> Give the business my addy and they can poke it into a form on the nsa's website to run my background check
[11:07:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Case for Axion Origin of Dark Matter Gains Traction - https://sylnt.us - what's-the-matter?
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[11:20:18] <GrandFireWizard> it's a good idea
[11:20:25] <GrandFireWizard> sadly, in aus, they tried to get AusPost to do it
[11:22:12] <FatPhil> https://www.youtube.com
[11:22:13] <exec> └─ 13YouTube
[11:22:13] <systemd> ^ 03Simpsons Virus Forecast From Ten Years Ago
[11:36:42] <chromas> https://www.theguardian.com
[11:36:44] <exec> └─ 13Smart appliances may not be worth money in long run, warns Which? | Technology | The Guardian
[11:36:45] <systemd> ^ 03Smart appliances may not be worth money in long run, warns Which?
[11:36:51] <chromas> from the SmArT dept.
[11:40:24] <GrandFireWizard> sigh
[11:40:55] <GrandFireWizard> attempting to trigger people discuss their horrible experiences with "smart" devices?
[11:44:44] <chromas> From the comfort of my couch! That's the power of SmartTroll®
[11:45:18] <chromas> =yt smartpipe
[11:45:19] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim (11:02)
[12:35:33] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:35:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5283
[13:26:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple’s New Arm-Based Macs Won’t Support Windows Through Boot Camp - https://sylnt.us
[13:58:04] <GrandFireWizard> kek
[13:58:35] <GrandFireWizard> Discord removed the racist message about its racist campaign against white supremacists
[14:02:02] <GrandFireWizard> excuse me if I find that funny
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[14:38:11] <GrandFireWizard> =gday azumahazuki
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[14:38:23] <AzumaHazuki> ooh, apples
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[15:59:02] <driveby> lol https://youtu.be
[15:59:04] <systemd> ^ 03Oscar (FL) was once involved with the alt-right, but now he knows the truth about Donald Trump ( https://www.youtube.com )
[15:59:04] <exec> └─ 13Oscar (FL) was once involved with the alt-right, but now he knows the truth about Donald Trump - YouTube
[15:59:37] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[15:59:49] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[16:00:13] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
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[16:37:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple’s New ARM-Based Macs Won’t Support Windows Through Boot Camp - https://sylnt.us - you-say-that-like-it's-a-bad-thing
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[16:48:14] <driveby> https://russia.liveuamap.com
[16:48:16] <systemd> ^ 03Unusual radiation measured in Norway, Sweden and Finland, week 23/24. Source most probably in Western Russia, damaged fuel at nuclear power station. Explore Russia local news alerts & today's headlines geolocated on live map on website or application. Focus on politics, military news and security alerts
[16:48:16] <exec> └─ 13Unusual radiation measured in Norway, Sweden and Finland, week 23/24. Source most probably in Western Russia, damaged fuel at nuclear power station Norway - Map of Latest News and incidents from Russia in English - russia.liveuamap.com
[16:48:19] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
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[17:46:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Verizon Joins Growing Facebook Advertiser Boycott [Updated] - https://sylnt.us - biggest-loser-competition
[20:07:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Bank Requires Foreign Firm to Install App With Covert Backdoor - https://sylnt.us - all-your-base-are-belong-to-us
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[22:26:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sex Addict Claims Hot Female Gamers Caused Him to Injure His Penis - https://sylnt.us
[22:33:13] <chromas> from the bonerpopolous dept.
[22:40:22] <RandomFactor> Let the snark begin
[22:42:37] <RandomFactor> Of course the plaintiff had an interview with Joystiq. I mean, OF COURSE he did.
[22:51:02] <RandomFactor> https://news.virginia.edu
[22:51:03] <systemd> ^ 03Focused Ultrasound Shows Potential Against Deadliest Brain Tumor
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[23:59:24] <SoyCow8192> =asub https://www.zdnet.com
[23:59:27] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft releases Defender ATP for Linux | ZDNet
[23:59:32] <systemd> Submitting "Microsoft releases Defender ATP for Linux"...
[23:59:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Microsoft Releases Defender ATP for Linux" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org