#soylent | Logs for 2020-06-18

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[01:26:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soap Bubbles Pollinated a Pear Orchard Without Damaging Delicate Flowers - https://sylnt.us - artificial-bees
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[02:25:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone see if this was crutchy? https://www.bolde.com
[02:25:55] <systemd> ^ 03Police Fine Man $560 For Farting 'With Full Intent' In Their Presence
[02:25:56] <exec> └─ 13Police Fine Man $560 For Farting 'With Full Intent' In Their Presence
[02:36:19] <tedious> LOL
[02:39:56] <AzumaHazuki> full intent to what exactly?
[02:56:02] <chromas> distribute
[03:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> farts are a controlled substance. at least judging by all the first dates i've been on.
[03:08:04] <AzumaHazuki> so zero then?
[03:08:16] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[03:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit more than that
[03:10:26] <AzumaHazuki> your mom doesn't count. not even in the Peoples' Undemocratic Republic of Incestistan
[03:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'm actually feeling too mature for a round of "yo momma"s. thanks for the invite anyway though.
[03:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll grant you, it's a bit uncharacteristic but it is what it is.
[03:19:40] <AzumaHazuki> cousins don't count either. the south's stupid 'cause most peoples' family trees look like a telephone pole fucked a Chia Pet. ...and they were also cousins.
[03:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, that might be a valid tactic if i were in highschool still. unfortunately i'm solidly middle aged and even more confident of my booty skills than my coding skills.
[03:29:02] <chromas> "Hey baby, wanna check out my iterator?"
[03:29:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, hey baby, wanna fork?
[03:31:01] <chromas> kernel panic!
[03:31:55] * TheMightyBuzzard salutes kernel panic
[03:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously, picking up chicks is boringly simple. be supremely confident no matter what, be funny, don't be nice.
[03:33:41] <AzumaHazuki> oh good Lord, you're a PUA on top of that. yes, i suppose women with no self-respect and no prospects would fall for that
[03:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> no art to it. it's really that simple. so it's boring as hell.
[03:34:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and not women with no self-respect, i've got prolly an 80+% batting average since i figured that out.
[03:35:19] <AzumaHazuki> to me this sounds like an excuse someone incapable of actual intimacy or love tells himself as to why he's still living by himself with roommates and thinks whacking off is sex
[03:35:51] <AzumaHazuki> don't get me wrong, if that's your thing, go for it as long as you aren't hurting anyone. i just can't imagine leading such a shallow life
[03:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, cause you're unwilling to take an honest look at your own gender.
[03:36:37] <AzumaHazuki> honey bunches of oats, I know how shit women can be, in ways no man will ever know
[03:36:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean it's not like us guys are hard to get but women aren't really any more difficult.
[03:37:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Akamai, Amazon Mitigate Massive DDoS Attacks - https://sylnt.us - flogging-your-data-caps
[03:38:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> zuma, you're just not gonna get any guys to buy into the whole love and sex must be intricately linked thing. well not after the age of 14 anyway.
[03:38:59] <AzumaHazuki> and you call me a man-hater :)
[03:39:23] <AzumaHazuki> there are better men out there than you. i work for one. he most certainly does believe that if his family life is any indication
[03:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got plenty of folks i love and a sufficient but not annoying number of folks i fuck. none of them happen to overlap right now, which is fine.
[03:40:13] <chromas> Nope. You gotta start fucking the roomie now
[03:40:18] <AzumaHazuki> okay...? And I have one of each, and they are the same person
[03:40:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> not until he figures out how to grow tits and shave his own back
[03:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> kudos for your efficiency. i don't feel any need for them to reside in the same person.
[03:41:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they do, dandy. if not, no biggie.
[03:41:41] <AzumaHazuki> again, so long as you're not hurting anyone, you do you. it just looks like an animal's life from here
[03:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you just don't like me so you're incapable of approving of anything about me.
[03:42:49] <AzumaHazuki> oh that's not true. you'll die someday and I heartily approve
[03:43:00] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[03:43:26] <chromas> If this was a movie you guys would totally be boning at the end
[03:43:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll be mildly disappointed if you die before me. you're a source of amusement.
[03:43:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, she'd totally swear i had the tongue of six lesbians.
[03:43:57] <AzumaHazuki> If I do, I do. If I don't, I don't. We have less control over these things than you think
[03:44:26] <AzumaHazuki> i don't fear death because i've lived in such a way as not to have to
[03:44:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't really have any control over whether we die or not. it's gonna happen. if we had control we'd veto that.
[03:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto
[03:45:15] <AzumaHazuki> no, see...you are a fool. you don't fear death because you refuse to understand the consequences of your actions and beliefs
[03:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i live the values i believe in. that you don't believe in them is irrelevant to me. so i'm peachy keen.
[03:45:49] <AzumaHazuki> like most fools, you enjoy the simple things (and only the simple things) and can live happy as a pig in shit, in about the same state, so long as your basic needs are met
[03:46:05] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[03:46:05] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[03:46:28] <AzumaHazuki> i don't expect you to change, don't worry. i'm actually kind of morbidly interested in seeing you on the other side
[03:46:29] * chromas right-clicks brain, selects Object Inspector
[03:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting boring. need to explain why that's a bad thing if you want to make it an insult.
[03:46:55] <AzumaHazuki> i may as well try and explain cycling to a zebra mussel
[03:47:05] <chromas> Sounds like a pact in the making. I'll supply the car for you two
[03:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly be more productive. you might know something about cycling.
[03:48:03] <AzumaHazuki> i understand you're not redeemable unless something makes you hit rock bottom. that's fine. that's a fair description of death after all
[03:48:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, she's in yankee-land and going up to uber-yankee-land. i don't cross north of TN unless there's big money involved.
[03:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, really hard to hit rock bottom when you're on cloud nine.
[03:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i love the shit out of my life
[03:48:52] <AzumaHazuki> it is, isn't it? :) just wait
[03:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know what's really funny? you're always angry, i'm always happy, and you think you're the one doing life right.
[03:50:24] <AzumaHazuki> dude...i'm laughing right now
[03:50:53] <AzumaHazuki> i've always known intellectually people like you exist, but actually meeting one just confirms a hell of a lot i'd always only suspected about people
[03:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, spreading joy wherever i tread
[03:51:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, please. you don't even understand the first thing about people like me. if you did you wouldn't be miserable all the time.
[03:51:58] <AzumaHazuki> people like you don't have much bearing on my life, unless they get into positions of power
[03:52:16] <AzumaHazuki> and they generally don't hold those long. i realized a while ago i've been waaaaaaaay overestimating your work ethic
[03:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck yes you have.
[03:52:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, more my desire to have a good work ethic. some of it sticks around no matter how much i try.
[03:53:09] <AzumaHazuki> so yeah, thanking my lucky stars you're even lazier than you are evil. you'll die as you lived, never having gone beyond the confines of the hellish gravitational event horizon of your own base desires, and that's fine by me
[03:53:16] <AzumaHazuki> just, uh...watch that last step. it's a doozy.
[03:53:46] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[03:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, if you're talking politics... you're mistaking lack of work ethic for not thinking i have the right to tell everyone how they should live. you know, like you do.
[03:54:47] <chromas> you shouldn't not think that though
[03:55:01] <AzumaHazuki> tell or don't tell, i don't care. it's noise on the wind. you don't really have much of a basis for your supposed morals
[03:55:11] <AzumaHazuki> i will give you credit for not being a divine command theorist at least
[03:55:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah blah blah. i don't wanna hear ripping on religious nutjobs from a religious nutjob.
[03:55:56] <AzumaHazuki> if i have a religion it's got only one member, honey
[03:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> and?
[03:56:08] <AzumaHazuki> and what?
[03:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> exactly. you are very definitely religious and i never doubted it included only you.
[03:56:48] <AzumaHazuki> i could be a Hare Krishna and it wouldn't change the fact that you have virtually no morals and almost no basis for the same
[03:57:07] <AzumaHazuki> we're down to pure logic now. it doesn't care what your religion is
[03:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> some quality hubris to think you have the one true path and shit on everyone else for not following it, you know, like the evangelicals do
[03:57:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know better than that. you've heard my morals and you know i stick to them.
[03:57:42] <AzumaHazuki> i have a true path. all paths are the true path eventually, it's just that a lot of the suuuuuuck to follow
[03:57:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> so lie some more
[03:58:10] <chromas> poor tmb; he wasn't gonna get sucked into it but her words for too powerful for him
[03:58:13] <AzumaHazuki> sweetie, stubborn dogma is not morals. there's no grounding for what you call morals. we've been over this
[03:58:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, good point. ima go watch naruto with the girl child.
[03:58:45] * chromas declares AzumaHazuki the winner of this skirmish
[03:58:57] <AzumaHazuki> ...did someone just put Monty Python on? Because I swear to fuck I hear "Brave Sir Robin"
[03:59:50] <chromas> :'( facebook doesn't let me change the birthdate anymore
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[04:51:03] <FatPhil> #weather
[04:51:07] <MrPlow> Pärnu mnt 67a, 10131 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Possible light rain in the morning." 72/57F, Humidity: 86%, Precip: 63%, Wind ~4mph. Fri: "Possible light rain in the evening and overnight." 72/59F, Humidity: 78%, Precip: 71%, Wind ~8mph. Sat: "Possible light rain in the morning." 66/55F, Humidity: 76%, Precip: 57%, Wind ~16mph.
[04:52:06] <FatPhil> well, I can ignore that bot from now on. We've had a proper thunderstorm for about 4 hours now.
[04:52:27] <AzumaHazuki> #weather
[04:52:27] <MrPlow> No location found for AzumaHazuki
[04:52:38] <AzumaHazuki> fair enough. i am after all a lost child in time
[04:52:43] <FatPhil> heard some relays click, wondered if I'd lost my uptime
[04:53:04] <FatPhil> 07:53:01 up 896 days, 20:01, 6 users, load average: 0.16, 0.23, 0.26
[04:53:12] <FatPhil> phew!
[04:54:04] <Bytram> =g latitude longitude Tallinn, Estoni
[04:54:05] <systemd> https://www.latlong.net - Where is Tallinn, Estonia on Map Lat Long Coordinates
[04:54:34] <Bytram> =g wikipedia Tallinn Estonia
[04:54:35] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Tallinn - Wikipedia
[05:01:17] <FatPhil> 59o N
[05:02:42] <Bytram> FatPhil: If I did this correctly... try: https://www.lightningmaps.org
[05:02:44] <systemd> ^ 03Real Time Lightning Map ( https://www.lightningmaps.org )
[05:02:45] <exec> └─ 13Real Time Lightning Map :: LightningMaps.org
[05:05:38] <FatPhil> the numbers look good, but that's showing me the arabian gulf!
[05:08:58] <FatPhil> yup, saw the flash, the map updated with something to the east of me, heard the boom
[05:09:01] <FatPhil> nice!
[05:23:01] <Bytram> FatPhil: did I get the coors right?
[05:23:07] <Bytram> FatPhil: did I get the coords right?
[05:24:22] <Bytram> yea,,, there's an "x" and a "y" in the url. can play with those. When you get it right, pls post it here for future refrence
[05:27:25] <FatPhil> I live downtown, so https://www.lightningmaps.org
[05:27:27] <systemd> ^ 03Real Time Lightning Map ( https://www.lightningmaps.org )
[05:27:27] <exec> └─ 13Real Time Lightning Map :: LightningMaps.org
[05:35:27] <Bytram> clicky
[05:38:01] <FatPhil> ah, your x and y were flipped
[05:38:22] <Bytram> FatPhil: did you notice the white circles that expand around the lightning strikes? If I read that correct, that's the thunder
[05:38:48] <Bytram> drat, had it right the first time... it just LOOKED wrong!
[05:39:28] <Bytram> here comez one now
[05:39:32] <Bytram> boom!
[05:40:50] <FatPhil> what do the straight lines represent?
[05:41:12] <Bytram> https://earth.nullschool.net
[05:41:12] <systemd> ^ 03earth :: a global map of wind, weather, and ocean conditions ( https://earth.nullschool.net )
[05:41:21] <Bytram> whcih ones?
[05:42:03] <Bytram> prolly point to the lightning detectors that picked up the strike
[05:43:32] <Bytram> really need to get to bed... play around and have fun with the lightning and the :: earth :: link I just posted, too. :D
[05:47:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The FDA Just Approved the First Prescription Video Game - https://sylnt.us - take^W-play-two-of-these-and-call^W-text-me-in-the-morning
[06:14:51] <chromas> https://www.doh.wa.gov
[06:14:53] <exec> └─ 13406 - Client browser does not accept the MIME type of the requested page.
[06:15:14] <chromas> "Until now, we counted all people who died that tested positive for COVID-19. This method identifies people who had the virus, but fails to tell us whether COVID-19 caused their death."
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[06:26:00] <FatPhil> Gandi's braindead
[06:26:25] * chromas blames the French
[06:26:32] <chromas> Are they emailing more spam?
[06:34:08] <FatPhil> nope, my username is FatPhil, I know that for sure, but I can't log in.
[06:34:28] <FatPhil> I try, just on the offchance, 'fatphil', and I can log in.
[06:34:42] <chromas> Paste in your credentials and I'll try
[06:34:55] <FatPhil> It immediately greets me with "Welcome back, FatPhil!"
[06:35:51] <FatPhil> I check my settings to see if it distinguishes login username and visual user name, and it doesn't, it only knows or shows "FatPhil".
[06:37:01] <chromas> Time for a sternly worded email, all in lowercase
[07:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i was hanging out with one of my favorite people, watching cartoons. you were in here with azuma. i won.
[07:07:21] * chromas gibt TMB einen goldenen Stern
[07:08:48] <FatPhil> Je voudriai la meme aussi, s'il vous plait.
[07:10:41] <chromas> Una estrella de oro para ti.
[07:11:31] <FatPhil> Shukran
[07:15:11] <FatPhil> whiney bitches - we had 8 this last week! https://www.zerohedge.com
[07:15:12] <systemd> ^ 03NORAD Jets Scrambled In 8th Russian Bomber Intercept Off Alaska This Year
[07:15:12] <exec> └─ 13NORAD Jets Scrambled In 8th Russian Bomber Intercept Off Alaska This Year | Zero Hedge
[07:15:48] <FatPhil> (that 8 doesn't include the bunch I mentioned last week - it's getting kinda regular now)
[07:17:56] <boru> Doesn't really look like there's anywhere they can fly since the US has practically surrounded them with their bases: https://billtotten.wordpress.com
[07:17:57] <systemd> ^ 03Proof that Russia and Iran Want War
[07:17:58] <exec> └─ 13Proof that Russia and Iran Want War – Bill Totten's Weblog
[07:18:56] <chromas> Just send in the acids to defeat them.
[07:20:30] <FatPhil> boru: too true. The US have a military presence in more countries round the world than any empire in history.
[07:21:23] <boru> It about aligns with the countries which have been subject to CIA operations as well.
[07:21:28] <FatPhil> And if you include an intelligence presence (unmanned stations), it's absurd.
[07:21:36] <boru> Indeed.
[07:21:59] <FatPhil> Remind me - how long do empires generally last?
[07:22:32] <FatPhil> There seems to be a downward trend over the centuries
[07:23:14] <FatPhil> Which reminds me, I need to catch up on the news regarding the CHAZ Empire of Chop.
[07:23:55] <FatPhil> Who needs TV channels making "Reality TV" - a live stream of that would probably entertain way more.
[07:24:19] <FatPhil> ~gutenmorgen boru
[07:24:41] <chromas> Gotta have a finger in all the pies. It's as American as apple pie
[07:24:47] <FatPhil> bots-- that's supposed to work - slapp!
[07:24:47] <Bender> karma - bots: -33
[07:24:55] <boru> ~grüßgott FatPhil
[07:25:12] <chromas> =gfarlebargle Bender
[07:25:12] * systemd problematically twerks an overflowing chest of iron filings for Bender
[07:25:28] <FatPhil> =gotcha chromas
[07:25:28] * systemd diarrhetically piles a mountain of BEER-brand beer on chromas
[07:26:08] <chromas> =gesundheit FatPhil
[07:26:08] * systemd transphobically formulates a TCP stream of instant noodles for FatPhil
[07:47:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bedrock Type Under Forests Greatly Affects Tree Growth, Species, Carbon Storage - https://sylnt.us - treetotallers
[08:30:44] <FatPhil> =submit https://mobile.twitter.com
[08:30:45] <systemd> Submitting "Twitter"...
[08:30:47] <exec> └─ 13Twitter
[08:31:02] <boru> Twitter is news now? Wtf FP?
[08:31:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Twitter" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:45:18] <chromas> Yeah, there're real site with the news, like https://www.phonearena.com
[08:45:19] <systemd> ^ 03iPhone users can now post voice messages on Twitter
[08:45:20] <exec> └─ 13iPhone users can now post voice messages on Twitter - PhoneArena
[09:03:50] <FatPhil> I got the link from ZH, but don't want anyone to know I read ZH, else I'll get deplatformed as a commienazi.
[09:15:02] <chromas> I loaded a Financial Times article and it accidentally didn't paywall me
[09:15:27] <chromas> maybe they've changed their ways?
[09:30:10] <FatPhil> seems about a 1/10 thing
[09:30:14] <FatPhil> not sure which way!
[09:30:39] <FatPhil> might be referrer related, as I'm blocked way more with pasted URLs than clicked ones
[09:57:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elite CIA Unit that Developed Hacking Tools Failed to Secure its Own Systems, Allowing Massive Leak, - https://sylnt.us - do-as-we-say,-not-as-we-do
[10:17:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elite CIA Unit that Developed Hacking Tools Failed to Secure its Own Systems, Allowing Massive Leak - https://sylnt.us - do-as-we-say,-not-as-we-do
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[11:56:58] <FatPhil> boru: what is it about the information in news stories that makes them non-transmissible over the medium of twitter? Does being transmitted via twitter change the meanings of the words or something?
[12:05:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USC Researchers Unlock Fatal Vulnerability in Many Cancer Cells - https://sylnt.us - death-to-cancer!
[12:10:43] <boru> Yes.
[12:12:32] <FatPhil> hmmm, why does it feel like we're in dotcomboomland again... https://www.ft.com
[12:12:33] <systemd> ^ 03Subscribe to read | Financial Times
[12:12:33] <exec> └─ 13Subscribe to read | Financial Times
[12:13:27] <FatPhil> what proportion of FinTech is just fraud?
[12:14:47] <FatPhil> One of our (.ee's) next-big-things is a payment platform, I hope it's not got the same cancer.
[12:14:57] <FatPhil> we need a new skype.
[12:15:31] <FatPhil> (as in, we need a company which will bring $$$$$ into .ee)
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[12:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, pick the most moronic, awkward, and censorious way to communicate possible and pitch it as a trendy new social networking platform that your parents aren't on
[12:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> bonus points if it's as much of a privacy nightmare as possible
[12:40:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think what TheMightyBuzzard just said amounts to "figure out a way to make TikTok worse".
[12:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically. like they did with all the previous trendy ones
[12:44:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> goddamnit!
[12:44:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have zero ability to concentrate today.
[12:47:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> should probably play vidya then
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[13:26:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://hackaday.com
[13:26:24] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:26:25] <exec> └─ 13Python Is All You’ll Ever Need In This Linux Distro | Hackaday
[13:26:49] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[13:43:23] * FatPhil ponders how to not print the 80000 lines of debug info before the crash...
[14:16:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - T-Mobile’s Outage Yesterday Was So Big That Even Ajit Pai is Mad - https://sylnt.us - can-you-hear-me-now?
[14:47:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - T-Mobile’s Outage Yesterday Was So Big that Even Ajit Pai is Mad - https://sylnt.us - can-you-hear-me-now?
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[15:24:31] <SoyGuest271828> =asub https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[15:24:33] <systemd> Submitting "Zoom will provide end-to-end encryption to all users"...
[15:24:33] <exec> └─ 13Zoom will provide end-to-end encryption to all users
[15:24:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Zoom Will Provide End-to-end Encryption to All Users" (21 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[16:19:04] <cmn32480> I am so done with this shit. Workign for a living blows.
[16:28:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DOJ Proposes Rolling Back Protections for Tech Platforms Acting like Publishers - https://sylnt.us - to-censor-or-not-to-censor,-that-is-the-question
[17:12:24] <FatPhil> cmn32480: been there, done that, more than once.
[17:18:26] <RandomFactor> Bah, the original dept. on that sub was inspired, cutting, insightful, and just obscure enough most wouldn't get it.
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[17:27:01] <RandomFactor> Sadly Covid19 has put me ahead of the streaming curve. I'm now on an 1940's-50s noir kick.
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[18:03:29] <cmn32480> RandomFactor - I admit to being one of the "most"
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[18:37:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook to Let Users Turn Off Political Adverts - https://sylnt.us - what's-the-catch?
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[19:40:09] <Bytram> =cite https://iopscience.iop.org
[19:40:52] <Bytram> chromas: seems your bot went AWOL
[19:41:01] <chromas> yeah
[19:41:15] * Bytram starts CPR
[19:41:21] <chromas> and my ipv6s are dead so it won't come back 'til I paste in the ipv4
[19:41:50] <Bytram> ouch! good luck!
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[19:42:26] <chromas> Guess I just had to change the config file
[19:42:37] <chromas> I thought it was still hardcoded
[19:43:41] <chromas> =cite https://iopscience.iop.org
[19:43:43] <exec> └─ 13Error 400 (Bad Request)!!1
[19:43:43] <systemd> Journal Reference: A Very Young Radio-loud Magnetar - IOPscience, <cite>The Astrophysical Journal Letters</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3847/2041-8213/ab9742">https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3847/2041-8213/ab9742</a>)
[19:45:09] <Bytram> =notes
[19:45:09] <systemd> ♩ (♩) ♪ (♪) ♫ (♫) ♬ (♬) 🎜 (🎜) 🎝 (🎝) 🎵 (🎵) 🎶 (🎶)
[19:46:02] <Bytram> yay!
[19:46:09] <Bytram> chromas++
[19:46:09] <Bender> karma - chromas: 292
[19:59:38] <Bytram> =cite http://dx.doi.org
[19:59:40] <exec> └─ 13Error: DOI Not Found
[20:01:43] <Bytram> =cite https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:01:44] <systemd> Journal Reference: A deep-learning E-skin decodes complex human motion, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/06/200618094617.htm">https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/06/200618094617.htm</a>)
[20:01:45] <exec> └─ 13A deep-learning E-skin decodes complex human motion -- ScienceDaily
[20:02:07] <Bytram> uhh, nope.
[20:06:44] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[20:06:47] <exec> └─ 13Zoom Says Free Users Won’t Get End-to-End Encryption so FBI and Police Can Access Calls - SoylentNews
[20:06:47] <systemd> ^ 03Zoom Says Free Users Won’t Get End-to-End Encryption so FBI and Police Can Access Calls - SoylentNews
[20:15:11] <Bytram> =g me and mrs. jones
[20:15:12] <systemd> https://www.youtube.com - Billy Paul - Me and Mrs. Jones (Audio) - YouTube
[20:15:32] <Bytram> =ty me and mrs. jones
[20:15:40] <Bytram> =yt me and mrs. jones
[20:15:41] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Billy Paul - Me and Mrs. Jones (Audio) (04:49)
[20:15:53] <Bytram> #yt me and mrs. jones
[20:15:53] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Billy Paul - Me and Mrs. Jones (Audio)
[20:18:35] <Bytram> =g lyrics Zoom
[20:18:36] <systemd> https://genius.com - Commodores – Zoom Lyrics | Genius Lyrics
[20:20:14] <Bytram> =g lyrics Zoom -commodores
[20:20:15] <systemd> https://genius.com - Fat Larry's Band – Zoom Lyrics | Genius Lyrics
[20:20:29] <Bytram> =g lyrics Zoom -commodores -fat-larry
[20:20:30] <systemd> https://www.youtube.com - Vengaboys - Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom!! (With Lyrics)
[20:21:55] <Bytram> =yt secrets
[20:21:56] <systemd> https://youtube.com - OneRepublic - Secrets (Official Music Video) (03:53)
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[20:46:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Retrotech: Softlanding Linux System 1.05 - The Birthplace of Modern Linux Distros (Part 1) - https://sylnt.us - softlanding-from-dos-successfully
[20:48:23] <FatPhil> Shame on you for -fat-larry in that search, that was the correct output of the seach.
[20:48:50] <FatPhil> Absolutely terrible, but better than vengaboys
[21:03:45] * Bytram was looking for a more.... general/generic title
[21:04:16] <Bytram> =yt Zoom fat-larry
[21:04:17] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Fat Larry's Band - Zoom (Official Music Video) (04:29)
[21:04:33] <chromas> So what's the deal with SN mail servers? Does the spam checker go to sleep sometimes? Why are there "***UNCHECKED***" mails?
[21:05:28] <Bytram> not sure; that's a question for audioguy or mehanicj
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[21:53:16] <chromas> I wonder if anyone in the history of the web ever clicked Email Image on purpose
[21:56:31] <Bytram> How *else* are you supposed to send a picture?
[21:57:03] <chromas> Paste the url
[21:58:57] <chromas> Unless you're using Chrome
[21:59:14] <Bytram> Shiny!
[22:36:39] <FatPhil> 3
[22:36:48] <FatPhil> prove me wrong!
[22:56:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brain Research Sheds Light on the Molecular Mechanisms of Depression - https://sylnt.us - tiny-things-big-problems
[23:19:36] <FatPhil> "Spotify Shares Soar As Kim Kardashian Signs On To Host Podcast On Criminal Justice Reform"
[23:20:09] <FatPhil> Dafuq - why didn't Stone Cold Steve Austin get that gig?
[23:27:00] <chromas> They don't care about the bottom line
[23:29:16] <FatPhil> I guess one of them is more hip