#soylent | Logs for 2020-06-08

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[00:18:41] <RandomFactor> https://bringmethenews.com
[00:18:42] <systemd> ^ 03City council announces plan to disband Minneapolis Police Department
[00:19:08] <RandomFactor> heh.... From the "How to save the 2nd amendment" department.
[00:28:51] <chromas> Rooftop Korean stocks go through the roof
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[01:07:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Small ISP Cancels Data Caps Permanently After Reviewing Pandemic Usage - https://sylnt.us - will-the-big-boys-follow-suit?
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[03:15:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Instagram Just Threw Users of its Embedding API Under the Bus - https://sylnt.us - this-department-is-copyrighted
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[03:25:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> topless chicks in short skirts: https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[05:27:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Exploit Code for Wormable Flaw on Unpatched Windows Devices Published Online - https://sylnt.us - this-is-my-shocked-face
[07:35:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nature’s Cosmic Hard Drive? Black Holes Could Store Information Like Holograms - https://sylnt.us - garbage-in-garbage-out
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[09:47:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Psychedelic Drug Psilocybin Works on Brain - https://sylnt.us - quite-the-trip
[11:32:27] <FatPhil> fuck - the hot-crazy matrix is now scientific fact! https://www.psypost.org
[11:32:29] <systemd> ^ 03Men are drawn to borderline personality traits in physically attractive women, study finds
[11:32:29] <exec> └─ 13Men are drawn to borderline personality traits in physically attractive women, study finds
[11:55:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Patterned Optical Chips That Emit Chaotic Light Waves Keep Secrets Perfectly Safe - https://sylnt.us - ubreakable?
[12:35:24] <Bytram> #yt Hot Crazy Matrix (HCM) YouTube
[12:35:25] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- #1 Chân mệnh sử gia khiến Trấn Thành, Tóc Tiên,... vạn phục | SIÊU TRÍ TUỆ VIỆT NAM | FTLTVC08
[12:35:48] <Bytram> #yt Hot Crazy Matrix (HCM) YouTube -VfJbknR_svI
[12:35:48] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- #8 Lộ diện cao nhân cảm âm &quot;nghe tiếng đàn định giới tính&quot; | SIÊU TRÍ TUỆ VIỆT NAM
[12:35:58] <Bytram> #yt Hot Crazy Matrix YouTube -VfJbknR_svI
[12:35:58] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Hot and Crazy MATRIX / Cute and Money MATRIX
[12:38:29] <janrinok> Bytram !!
[12:38:39] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[12:38:40] <systemd> ^ 03Hot Crazy Matrix: Man's Guide To Women
[12:38:40] <exec> └─ 13Hot Crazy Matrix: Man's Guide To Women - YouTube
[12:38:44] <Bytram> janrinok: !!
[12:38:50] <janrinok> how's things?
[12:38:52] <Bytram> =gnu janrinok
[12:38:52] * systemd rapidly poops a maildir of naval lint for janrinok
[12:39:20] <Bytram> pretty good, thanks... how are YOU?
[12:39:25] <janrinok> what the hell is gnu? I've only been AWOL for 4 days
[12:40:30] <Bytram> #gnat k
[12:40:35] <Bytram> #gnat janrinok
[12:40:43] <janrinok> coping a little better each day. S is able to eat unaided again so that frees up a little bit of time. Other than that, it is pretty much paddling up stream with a wet piece of string!
[12:40:57] <Bytram> =gnat janrinok
[12:40:58] * systemd figuratively experiences a vial of Boaty McBoatface with janrinok
[12:41:12] <Bytram> =gnothingmattersafter the G janrinok
[12:41:12] * systemd somewhat shamefully runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a pillowcase of kerosene for the G janrinok
[12:41:36] <Bytram> dry it out!
[12:42:00] * janrinok was trying to make something intelligent out of the letters - then realised it was being written by Bytram
[12:42:18] <Bytram> glad to hear she can now eat unaided!
[12:42:34] <Bytram> =gnothingmattersaftertheG janrinok
[12:42:34] * systemd slowly instantiates a recycle bin of icicles for janrinok
[12:42:42] <janrinok> about 40-50% recovered to the condition she was before the hospital visit
[12:42:51] <Bytram> yay!!!!!
[12:43:40] <janrinok> and sometimes I can even make a pureed meal look and taste attractive
[12:44:02] <Bytram> I see you pushed out a story... thank you!
[12:44:32] <janrinok> np - I saw you plea and was reduced to a sympathetic wreck remembering days gone by....
[12:44:41] <janrinok> your plea*
[12:44:44] <Bytram> Awwww!
[12:45:00] <Bytram> thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:46:08] <janrinok> don't go expecting too many of them over the next few weeks though. In actual fact it is all a ploy to let FNord move into 2nd place....
[12:46:29] <janrinok> ... honest
[12:46:29] <Bytram> !grab janrinok
[12:46:29] <Bender> Added quote 964
[12:46:38] <janrinok> too quick for you
[12:46:55] <Bytram> !quote 964
[12:46:55] <Bender> Quote 964 - <janrinok> ... honest
[12:47:01] <Bytram> LOL!
[12:47:02] <janrinok> lol
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[13:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:46:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5257
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[13:47:50] <SoyCow2048> =asub https://www.washingtonpost.com
[13:48:01] <systemd> Submitting "Analysis | The Cybersecurity 202: DARPA wants hackers to try to crack its new generation of super-secure hardware"...
[13:48:11] <exec> └─ 13The Cybersecurity 202: DARPA wants hackers to try to crack its new generation of super-secure hardware - The Washington Post
[13:48:23] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Analysis | the Cybersecurity 202: DARPA Wants Hackers to Try to Crack its New Generation of Super-se" (52 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:52:39] <SoyCow2048> =asub https://www.engadget.com
[13:52:41] <systemd> Submitting "Brave privacy browser 'mistake' added affiliate links to crypto URLs"...
[13:52:41] <exec> └─ 13Brave's 'privacy' browser redirected crypto URLs to affiliate links | Engadget
[13:53:02] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Brave Privacy Browser 'Mistake' Added Affiliate Links to Crypto URLs" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:07:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Community Roundtable: Monday, June 8th, 2020 - https://sylnt.us - somewhat-overdue
[14:24:13] <Teckla> Another Brave "Oops." *squints at Brave with suspicion*
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[15:43:27] <FatPhil> https://boingboing.net
[15:43:27] <systemd> ^ 03Engineering screwup turns Golden Gate Bridge into creepy wind siren
[15:43:28] <exec> └─ 13Engineering screwup turns Golden Gate Bridge into creepy wind siren / Boing Boing
[15:44:56] <FatPhil> trippy! https://mobile.twitter.com
[15:44:57] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[15:44:59] <exec> └─ 13Twitter
[16:15:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SPACEX ISS Docking Simulator Easter Egg - https://sylnt.us - 420
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[18:26:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FreeNAS (now TrueNAS) is Coming to Linux - https://sylnt.us
[20:31:39] <Bytram> =notes
[20:31:39] <systemd> ♩ (&#9833;) ♪ (&#9834;) ♫ (&#9835;) ♬ (&#9836;) 🎜 (&#127900;) 🎝 (&#127901;) 🎵 (&#127925;) 🎶 (&#127926;)
[20:37:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Owners of DDoS-for-Hire Service vDOS Get 6 Months Community Service - https://sylnt.us - slap-on-the-wrist
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[22:47:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Admits Blocking VPN Users in Australia Opening Legal can of Worms - https://sylnt.us - Do-unto-others
[22:50:51] <FatPhil> now watching an egg take a poop....
[22:56:08] <FatPhil> pooping an oomycete, apparently.
[23:06:43] <FatPhil> Journey to the Microcosmos /We Recorded Some Strange Goop - What Is It/
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